Heem Mexico edition

Remember when Anderson was actually good?

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The transitions from Spike TV to Fox to ESPN are worth mentioning too.

that motherfucker was on so much gear that he'd piss straight acid if tested back then

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>7-7 record in the ufc
>2-3 record in bellator
>9-10 artem-like negative overall record in the biggest mma organisations

amazing goat you've got there heem...

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If she wins and end's up defending her title, the strawweight division will come to an end, because they won't be able to sell her to a western market.

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can't be much worse than rose who cried and hid in a closet the entire time

pretty sure she had a neck injury

Nope. Just a glorified can crusher

she didn't promote at all she killed all that joanna and ronda built, she disgraced herself and the sport

Why do you think the fight is in China where they just built an even bigger performance institute?

In pretty sure Dana wants Zhang to win to help bolster the Asian market. He keeps talking about it and how they opened up huge a Performance Institute in Beijing

Based

literally impossible without steroids

>loves mountain biking
>Christian and proud
>tattoo but it's a bible verse
>greets people happily like he's a Mormon
>German shepherd dog

JBJ is ourguy.

*wins*

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Conor beat Khabib

Would you pay for ESPN+ if it included the PPVs?

>Runs people dead with car

You probably earn less than most people in UFC. By not paying for their product you are basically helping to equalise the unfair income distribution

>and gets away with it
Truly he is white.

onion king

oh for sure you're a big brained guy

Heem me up, before you go go!
Cos I weren't planning on sparring solo!
So heem me up, before you go go yeah!
Take me wrastlin' tonight

I wanna kick that thiiiiiiiiiigh!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

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yeah thats gotta be a downvote from me b

Wrong

Name 5 fighters who never took a banned substance.

This

Upvoted

GSP looking really ripped there, amazing how he managed to have such a great physique natty

He actually fought champions and former champions unlike Khashit who fought random russians bum before arriving at the UFC with his inflated record.

train hard eat clean not that hard to get a body like that all natural I can confirm

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He is a genetic freak. That's all

really hope francis doesnt heem junior

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bravest performance you've ever seen?

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>cain
>mexican

She moved up a weight class for this fight

ufc.com/rankings
other than jon jones not being p4p #1, do you see any flaws in the rankings?

>can
>mexican

Khabib should be #1 and Rob should be in the top 5 over Max

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Yeah and she could barely make weight for it. Without the PEDs she'll be lucky if she even makes 125 again. She'd be at 115 if USADA didn't exist

Cejudo being #4 irritates me even though there's no logical argument against having him that high
for some reason in my mind he's still a can getting incredibly lucky

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

*breathes in*

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

bruh.....

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I don't understand what Khabib has done to earn the #3 P4P spot.
His strength of schedule is weak as hell considering the division he's in.

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masvidal too high
khebab too high in p4p
pettis under wonderboy after koing him

I, too, downvoted this post

they "had" to put him there after he beat conor

tren hard eat clen

Really why is Khabib that high? And why is Conor still on this thing?

Top five should look like
>Jon Jones
>Daniel Cormier
>Henry Cejudo
>Amanda Nunes
>Robert Whittaker

Hey man, you wanna spend your time hating on the internet. Go ahead bro! Now excuse me while I go and drive my god damn Ferrari that I bought because I didn't spend all my time hating.
Oh and by the way: these sneakers? $200.

Update

My new Korean walkout song is Monsta X - Alligator, replacing BTS - Mic Drop which I've had for over half a year. Time for a change, and my sick new beats has got the flavour to be a steel replacement knowmsayn/

End of update.

Hit me up with you comments

Peace.

Why is pound for pound so inflated with lightweights? Tony, Dustin, Conor... and even Khabib is above active champ champs.

The lightweight division is not the most talent stacked, you fucking cazzies. That is just shit being pushed by the UFC because they think it is marketable.

>kpop

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Herb Dean will be the third man in the cage when Jon Jones defends his light heavyweight crown against Thiago Santos in the UFC 239 headliner.

The Nevada State Athletic Commission announced the referee and judging assignments for the two title bouts on the July 6 card during a meeting on Wednesday. Mike Bell, Derek Cleary and Junichiro Kamijo will score Jones vs. Santos. Dean will earn $1,900 for his work, while the cageside officials will receive $1,600 apiece.

cringe poster

FUCK

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Herb Dean? More like Smoke-da-herb "Green"

Really can't see how Aspen Ladd makes it out of the 1st round. GDR even just a straight bet is free money.

Based, hoping for late stoppage and CTE for Santos.

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How do we know JDS isn't juicing again and a m-m-m-mmunster b?

>MEET THE BULLY: user from HEEM

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>ankle picks you and nogies you to a TKO
DORK

Thoughts?

youtube.com/watch?v=M0t4cD0nEyE

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where did all the heem personalities go like ortegafag, caneloposter, dernfag and last but not least spammy.
This place feels dead when just a bunch of anonymous nobodies are posting

>Chris Cyberg

shut the fuck up

boring ppvs are happening

dwyer no..

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Khabib has wins over Conor, Al, Edson, MJ, and RDA. He's won almost every single round he's been in and he'll beat Dustin in September and then Tony. He can't be beat at 155 and no I'm not a fan

>WMMA and Poobert Pootaker over Khabib, Tony, Dustin, Max, Usman, and Adesanya
LOL

>people thought Rumble was Jon's worst matchup
>those same people are giving Thiago no chance vs Jon
?

>Usman
>Adesanya
>Dustin
LOL

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Derek and me still post, dernfag stopped after dern got her child and canelo poster i dont know

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Shut your fukkin mout... you'll do nuttin'... you'll do nuttin!

Diego Sanchez vs. Michael Chiesa
who wins this one?

Most importantly dernfag stopped because she was blacked. What a cuck.

Diego via supereme CTE

how come dana's got such a fat face at low bodyfat? i was really confused when I saw the warrior king's body that time he was topless in the 'looking for a fight' videos

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>not wanting a surgery KPop boyfriend

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Lmao

Cringe

Pretty sure its a side effect from hgh

> Dana White Says UFC Needs to ‘Pump the Brakes’ on Darren Till Hype

Dana White invented the "toilet till" meme

Oh for sure that little manlet can be a threat to JBJ the GOAT

For sure man.

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disgusting

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That belt looks so tacky

good riddance to rose

Hes the most blacksplosive fighter in lhw currently

which one do u got

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Didn't he just get knocked out by David Branch?

JBJ is too smart and too long for Thiago to be threat.

Dillon, sean o malley, theodorou, colby, askren
Are all future champs

How do I achieve these chinsthetics natty

In retrospect, UFC 215 was actually a good card. 4 undisputed UFC championship belts are with the fighters on that card. Maybe 241 will be the same but I doubt it

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Is Dillon Harper a athlete?

Ben Askren is literally a greek statue

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what are the odds max vs edgar falls through? they have volk on standby i hope

he's a good enough owner to not crop its ears, so that's good
...otoh cropping and docking tails is illegal in a lot of places now, so maybe that's why he hasn't...
...but breaking laws has never stopped him from doing anything, so I'm going back to thinking he's a good dog owner.

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I invented brain toilet sissy ortegay

Max and Canada go together like Hawaii and poverty so I'm sure the main event will be fine

When will they learn...

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More thiago "manletta" santos lmfao

Yall krakkkazzz b trippin

You don't

why the fuck is his face so tiny?

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Jon is the best at using his reach. There is no chance a manlet can ever trouble him.

i believe Ngannou is the most blacksplosive mandingo in the UFC atm

lol Santos is 6' flat at best. He looks even smaller than Smiff.

If he beats Jones, Santos has the potential to dethrone Cejudo as "Most Badass Manlet On The Planet™" (I just invented that, don't steal).

cejudo should be #2 jones #1

How is jon jones the goat if he got hammered by the hammer?

you mean spammy and his imaginary friends?

I am starting kickboxing next week having done BJJ on and off for a couple years, and takewondo before that. I am afraid to do sparring because I am in an academic field. Will that really hinder the self defence value of kickboxing?

You have never trained a day in your life, stop larping

>i'm a fat loser
>therefore everyone is a fat loser

>kicks you in the liver
>go write another research paper fag

how are you going to handle yourself in a real fight if you've never sparred

LADS

LADS

IT'S OUT
youtube.com/watch?v=g1lZt09nmlQ

AYO /HEEM/

What's GOOD AND NEW IN THE MMA WORLD I NEED A QUICK RUNDOWN

cringe*

desu the best self defense is to be a cuck and run whenever shit gets tense in any situation, but you dont really care about self-defense you care about kicking some niggers ass

the ufc/espn deal is killing the business because now dana is creating so many unwatchable cards and there is never 2 good fights on one card anymore every decent fight has 10 literal who or cans attached to it

When will they learn that jones only fights MW's

Just because the bouts aren't between two high profile fighters doesn't mean that the fight won't be entertaining

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Kevin Lee's run to the title starts now

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What are you trying to say to me, ser?

XD people actually thought lee could do what Usman and Colby did to RDA

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You'll be a fan again soon

Damn that's not sounding good man

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sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/davie/fl-ne-i75-fatal-crash-dui-20190626-vgjshqyiofgphfs4sqbrjobtqy-story.html

I remember somebody asking how Desmond green was still fighting since heeming 5 people in August via dui. He is facing 20 years apparently.

You're just leaving out Vale tudo why? It's the pre-cursor for what become MMA.

you've got it backwards, they dont need to be name draws to be entertaining but everyone who is entertaining is already a name draw

Dana hustled espn he didnt have anywhere near the talent pool to fill out the amount of cards espn wanted and is now just packing them full of bums or old fucks or even worse later this year like half of all the cards are WMMA fights

espn and the fans are the victims and dana has won espn/ufc deal

He's right you know

When mom buys hazelnut spread instead of nutella

does anyone here have any experience with a PED? if so how is it like and where do you get it?

honestly curious to see the effects of TRT, roids, EPO and such

nice try, usada. /heem/ is a natty general

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wtf is going on with Yoels pants

What a scumbag. I thought he was innocent of any wrongdoing because there wasn't any follow up but I guess not

mmanews.com/ufc-lightweight-desmond-green-charged-with-dui-manslaughter-in-fatal-crash/

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don't worry about that. Just know holly is happy.

Scuba Gear

I fucking hate these posters, but atleast SOMETHING is happening in this one

I smell the biggest upset in recent mma history

He was and can, he just wasn’t focused enough

If Santos wins then it will be flat out the biggest upset ever in MMA. Bigger than Matt Serra win over GSP, Bisping over Rockhold, and Weidman over Silva

didn't Tony go up to place 5?

>He was and can
He can't and winning 2 rounds isn't a 5 round domination.

>a fucking woman

wew lad, tasty b8

Chiesa wrestlefucks him

Shut up virgin

Deron Winn vs Spicely was a banger same with Ewell vs Santos. All those guys are relatively unknown but they put on really fun fights

>that Yoel shop

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He can. He needs focus, a sound cohesive concrete gameplan with mobility for fluidity, no staph, and fair judges.

>Favorite MMA promoter? Gotta go with Invicta FC, man.

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I'm not even single lol

she is double champ and one of the few champs left who hasn’t been exposed, I think she earns it

>a fucking woman

Then why are you still a virgin?

she would heem you and pilloway in the same night

which one of yall niggas did this to my boy bj penn

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cope

Anyone else mad that Dana finally cut Penn? I wanted to see him lose for another decade.

hey he won that fight

honestly he was probably my favorite prelim-er just for the memes

he lost the story

Most aesthetic poster in days

$1,900 is pretty fucking low for a job as important as that and Herb Dean is one of the best in the game.

You'd have to ref 20+ fights a year to be at poverty level.

Khabib should be higher tbqh

>Barely got hurt
Just like his career he was never stopped by strikes. Iron chin.

For me it's Hannah Cifers
youtube.com/watch?v=K-NgiwgMZUo

I mean its not like they're restricted to the ufc. They do all sanctioned fights across organizations.

The ufc typically hosts over 20 fights a month and sometimes over 40

1,900 For 25 mins of work

Almost as good as this

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>age 27
yikes

The GOAT poster

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>thiago will upset mr bo-

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THE CURSE IS BROKEN
BJ PENN WINS FIGHT
>THE CURSE IS BROKEN
>BJ PENN WINS FIGHT
THE CURSE IS BROKEN
BJ PENN WINS FIGHT
>THE CURSE IS BROKEN
>BJ PENN WINS FIGHT
youtube.com/watch?v=u3uRVUO4LrA

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you're looking at the GOAT poster :)

BJs title run starts now

68 posters

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Heem
Enjoys
Every
Muslim

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BJ is on steroids

Lads I need a serious answers, no memeing. What does HEEM mean??????????

WAKE UP KHABIB

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Who is the most intelligent UFC fighter?

I can't believe thats real, how amazing is this shit.
Would've been even better if Fedor was dressed up as a bolschewiki

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Yeah it's insane, made a bundle on this fight.
RDA has always had crazy TDD, Khabib had trouble keeping him down and Colby and Usman are elite wrestlers

The Predators got their asses kicked by a limp wristed bagel muncher.

Funny you say that
I don't see a W in the column mate

Tfw wyboi tries sneaking into wakanda

>MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMY! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMY, I CUMMMING!

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>BRASILIANS
>WHYT

HAHAHAHA

Marreta folds jones like a lawn chair

VERY UNORTHODOX JOE
NOW WE HAVE TO SEE HOW JON JONES WILL DEAL WITH THIS KIND OF UNPREDICTABILITY
HE'S NEVER BEEN IN THERE WITH A GUY LIKE THIS MIKE

Does Askren beat Masvidal? He looked really fucking bad against Robbie, I’m not sure how to gauge him.

Tell me about albini, why does he wear the diaper?

If he doesn't engage with the striking (which he wont) and he can take a good shot he'll probably win

Barb Honchak has a master's degree in Ecological Genetics and a bachelor's in Microbiology

>tfw you said extra extra extra large but the guy gave you extra extra extra extra large

Schaub didn't like that poster though

Exactly. I hope they give RDA a shot against Twood

Who won the grappling match - Masvidal or Pettis?

Masvidal rag dolled him

Draw. But Masvidal was the one who dominated

Free LOLs youtube.com/watch?v=57iAFUzXPGk

God I love watching Ronda Rousey get the shit beaten out of her

Masvidal won the match but Pettis won the decision.

Remember everyone we want killers in the UFC. NO FINISH, NO CONTRACT!

Rapist, you are rapist

They should just give them brass knuckles. You earn your right to fight with the gloves on

the goof is too based, we dont deserve him

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>NO FINISH, NO CONTRACT!
This has some good meme potential

thoughts

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Jon Jones UNIRONICALLY only wins do to him poking people in the eyes when they close distance

Macabre

couldnt sleep anyway

i know you're being ironic, but when was the last time he even eyepoked anyone

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>Herb is one of the best in the game
Lol
>inb4 n-n-name better refs
Jason Herzog, Kevin Macdonald, that super jacked dude who's name I forget, Josh (((Rosenthal))), Mike Beltran, and last but not least Mario Yamasaki.

>do to him

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Dana was probably so pissed off last night. He had so many better things to do like snort coke off his desk while Arianny blows him, but he got stuck watching 5 boring ass decisions. Only reason he gave two contracts out is that they were both Ali’s fighters.

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Ali RUNS THE UFC, Dana blackmailed, if dana doesn't do his bidding, khabib and usman gonna turn on him.

Anyone have the webm of the weird toss jon did to rampage at the end of round 2?

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Literally the most influential UFC fight ever.
youtube.com/watch?v=57iAFUzXPGk

cyborg wins the rematch and retires the lesbo

ummm that's not Boston Salmon vs Khalid Taha at UFC 236

All ronda had to do was learn ground and pound and feint and wrestlefuck her opponents, why the fuck did she think she was a striker? beginning of the end was beth correia fight where she did knock her out but it boosted her confidence in something she wasn't good at.

holy kek

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Boston won the story of that fight

her knees are fugged. she cant wrassle.

why are they fucked? she barely took dmg in her fights before holm. Also i just watched nunes vs cyborg again, nunes just eyes closed threw haymakers and one eventually landed, zero skill, she looked like she weighed 160 lbs on fight night, bigger than cyborg. Not impressed at all with nunes, first fight against shevchenko should have been a draw, second fight she lost to shev but ofcourse judges gotta fuck shit up. I believe holly can and will beat her if she stays level headed and controls the distance. As long as you don't get close quarters with nunes, she can't just throw haymakers, her 1-2 jabs aren't that effective against actual strikers who maintain proper distance like holly. I see an upset coming.

spat out my water

>As long as you don't get close quarters with nunes
this isnt streetfighter lmao, just use hadoken and zone bro haha

>why are they fucked?
duuhh I don't know. perhaps her judo career?

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it's the threat of the eyepoke, his fingers are always pointed right in their face as he circles away. this makes the already difficult task of getting inside impossible

>first fight against shevchenko should have been a draw

i thought the first fight was a clear win for nunes. by wmma standards amanda was beating the shit out of her until she gassed.

mmadecisions.com/decision/6871/Amanda-Nunes-vs-Valentina-Shevchenko

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Btw what did Chael mean by this

Boomer mindset, I guess. You used to have to pay for access to porn sites if you wanted videos. Or you could get a cracked username and pass from a forum.

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Chael Sonnen was a Generation X fighter. That's why he's so respected.

Interesting

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>Nearly TKO'd by Eubanks
>Can only muscle her way to the take down against weaker opponents
Germaine is a literal lock.

Based Fettlord

Neither of those things are true

That's not natural anxiety it's from her withdrawal from speed for the in competition testing judging by that weathered face.

F level striking. F level athlete. No ability to shoot for a take down. This is literally free money. Bet on the underdog Germaine.

Nope

GDR is sending Aspen back to the woods. In a body bag.

What worries me about GDR is that Raquel was able to control her in the clinch and Ladd looks pretty strong herself

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Dilate

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I train by kicking and punching low hanging twigs in my backyard.

any /helwani/ bros on?

champ shit only

How long is Green going to be in prison for? Didn't like the guy, knew something was off but still what a waste.

Twigjitsu

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Right here my man

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It happened in the world's biggest MMA hot spot and home to the best fighters overall, Coral's Broward County Florida so he might get a friendly jury.

kek I remember doing this shit when I was a kid
satisfying

A DUI manslaughter conviction in the State of Florida carries a four-year sentence since the law's mandatory minimum status was imposed in 2007. However, prosecutors can waive this compulsory edict and allow a judge to use their discretion to show leniency if they choose to do so, regarding their final sentencing decision.

This was the case in 2009 when Donté Stallworth a professional football player who started at wide receiver for several NFL teams was sentenced to 30 days in jail and a probation consisting of one thousand hours of community service, two years of community control, and eight years' probation, after being found guilty of killing a pedestrian who was crossing the MacArthur Causeway in Miami-Dade County once being convicted of DUI manslaughter.

Is that where war machine got screwed

Green who? Bobby Green?

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That's a fucking disgrace
Fucking kill a man driving drunk and get a slap on the wrist
I hope they throw the book at this cunt

Our boy Des

Is that not what happens in your country?

Yeah when I was on community service there was someone there, he didn't kill anyone though but nearly did and just got a ton of cs with a driving ban for 4 years.

spending half the video talking about why he's backing a -350 odd...come on now. What kind of shitty tipster is this?

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Literally everyone I know drives while stoned I didn't even know it was illegal.

some guys can drink and drive, some guys cant

Chances of Cigano winning?

NO FINISH, NO CONTRACT

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fucking caz, Rumble is actually a great striker beyond his power

This is genuinely true
Some people go into autopilot

While he is a scumbag for driving while on drugs or drink or whatever. It was just an accident and people need to grow up and get over it. It was two women so it was probably their fault anyway.

who you guy got? I feel like ngannou is over hyped for beating crippled cain

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only retards crop german shepard ears since they go up anyway

Nunes vs Cyborg should have been the last wmma fight. It was supposed to be the most skilled wmma fight of all time and it was identical to an old school HW brawl. Just a bunch of haymakers. Can already see Holly pulling off the upset in a boring fight.

JDS decision

Ngannou by KO

Ngannou also beat Blaydes though. I think JDS has a good shot, but it'll be tough. I think good boxing defense is the way to beat Ngannou. Stipe used good head movement and countering to gas out Ngannou before taking it to the ground. Blaydes and Cain tried to take it to the ground before Ngannou was gassed and both got lit up as a result.

He was gonna get off of him, but then the bouncer tried some leglock bullshit

Junior Dos Semi-flushed will get permaheemed

Nunes wins first one, shevchenko second, because shev got robbed, we don't get a trilogy.

The fusillade of 19 charges battering mixed martial artist Desmond Green from last August’s double fatality Interstate 75 crash includes 13 DUI charges and three drug charges.

And regardless of his state of sobriety, he shouldn’t have been driving — one of the charges is driving on a suspended license, second offense. The first offense was 16 days before the crash, a violation that cost him a $293 fine.

Green, 29, will be represented by James Benjamin, Janelle Vega and Carlos Silva. He remains in Broward County Main Jail on $194,000 bond.

Green was raised in Rochester, New York, where he won his last UFC fight in May to raise his MMA career record to 23-8. Online court records and the arrest report say Green lived in Pembroke Pines on Aug. 18, the day of the crash that killed Miami residents 67-year-old Emelina Morfa and 76-year-old Emma Suarez Hernandez.

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ABSOLUTE STATE OF BURGERS

What kind of porn does Henry Cejudo watch?

No one wants to watch them in another 5 round fight. That was all time list title fight bad.

I invented Junior Dos Sanitation

According to the probable cause affidavit, the crash started with Green unable to stay in his lane as went under the Sheridan Street I-75 overpass around 6:05 a.m. Green’s Dodge Durango veered from the outside lane and hit the front right tire of a 2012 International Prostar. The Durango swerved across the road, clanged the metal guardrail, then swung back across the road to hit a 2005 Acura 3.2 TL, a 2017 Volkswagen Jetta and a 2007 Toyota Yaris.

Wearing their seat belts in the Yaris: Morfa and Hernandez. They were declared dead on the scene. “Multiple blunt force injuries” in the crash ended their lives, according to a medical examiner.

Yaris driver Mily Vitar-Vega, 64, broke her thigh, fractured a wrist and an ankle, needed a total knee replacement and tore a shoulder muscle. Another woman, Teresa Jaramillo, needed surgery after an intestinal perforation.

The affidavit says Coral Springs resident Juan Gomez, the driver of the Prostar, claimed Green got out of his Durango and threw something metal onto the exit ramp for Sheridan Street west. An off-duty Doral cop who had stopped on the scene found a metal object and said it was a marijuana grinder with some marijuana residue. That officer also found a small bag of cocaine on the Durango’s passenger seat.

The Doral cop, an FHP DUI Enforcement trooper and the traffic homicide investigator all “observed slurred speech when listening to” Green. The investigator smelled alcohol coming off Green then and later when talking with Green in his patrol car. A blood draw at 8:20 a.m. tested positive for three cannabinoids. Detectives got samples of Green’s blood or body fluid from the driver’s side airbag, interior driver’s door panel, exterior driver’s door handle and passenger side airbag.

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midget gangbang or Jordi El Nino Polla

>because shev got robbed
dunt no bout dat 1 cheef

Hopefully we see him back in the Octagon before the end of the year.

Just a shame all around, if he hadn't been suspended it would've been a lot different but regardless he still has to live with it. Then again he didn't seem to care at all.

>The affidavit says Coral Springs resident Juan Gomez
You've got to be kidding me.

The total charges against Green: two counts of DUI manslaughter (unlawful blood alcohol level), two counts of DUI manslaughter, four counts of DUI causing serious bodily injury, five counts of DUI property damage, one count of cocaine possession, one count of misdemeanor marijuana possession, one count of possession of drug paraphernalia, one count of careless driving, one count of failing to wear a safety belt and one count of felony driving while license suspended, second offense.

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this guy is absolutely fucked

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Good chance if the fight goes past the 2nd round. His chin looks better these days, I don't know how but does. He took some big hits by both Lewis and Tai and he can't let that happen against Francis. JDS moves well for a heavy weight so maybe he will point fight early

How do you think Schaub fees watching other legends of the sport follow in his footsteps? Like Chael, bisping, etc.. all try to emulate his post fight career.

Ngannou by decision

This article said he could get up to 20 years.

I'm actually surprised that knocked him out, seems like it would be hard to generate a lot of power that way.

He's a spook though so he won't get shit

Des naturally has slurred speech though

He did exactly what Jon did but got less lucky kek. Maybe god really is looking after the GOAT.

I don't know about by decision, JDS has better boxing

Except Des didn't flee the scene like a coward

he should have

That sneaker's name, Albert "Bill Nye" Degrasse.

And now which one is headlining ppvs again? Which one is going to rot in prison?

Maybe is “Desmond” had looked to our lord and savior Jesus Christ instead of Tupac and Future, this wouldn’t be happening to him.

Oh come on now Jon has been their money cow for a long time

That's probably why he wanted that fight in Rochester so bad, he knew he was going to face some prison time so he had to fight in his home town before

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239 and 241 are great cards but god damn are there a lot of stinkers in between. This summer is going to blow.

Jones was framed.

eh I mean at least they were old

I think eleven or twelve years would be fair

>slap on the wrist from criminal justice system
>slap on the wrist from UFC
>slap on the wrist from USADA
nothing on this Earth will stop the GOAT

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marreta will fold him like an umbrella

You'll never guess what Rogan was reacting to.

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i have a pretty good idea actually

>half of all the cards are WMMA fights
Im ok with that.

not even a good meme ironically

you keep shilling your manlet because he has a picogram of a chance buddeh

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Cain slipped

really ngannu exposes the absolute state of mma heavyweights, a giant nigga with exaggerated heavy fists can just throw punches and hope to banish the weak chins of everyone until a titleshot

Ali actually runs the PFL, where is literally the manager of 1/3 of the fighters.

Every time I am reminded of Cain’s epic comeback I laugh.

Lmao imagine getting revved by somebody boying Marreta of all people. Reevaluate your priorities my man.

Is heem rooting for DC or Stipe in the rematch?

DC winning is the only way we might get DC vs. JBJ 3, so I'll be rooting for DC to retire stipe.

stipe
lost hespect for DC after the eyepokes, the lewis fight and all the brock bullshit

dime piece for sure

Neither really, hope both stop fighting asap

>being very specific with matchups you want towards the very end of your career
>learning how to eye poke properly from JBJ
don't really understand what he's doing wrong desu

Tough one, stipe is a beggar and a wanker
cormier is a twat but I like his goofy striking
I guess cormier

you know what, i changed my mind. Hope they knock each other out simultaneously

>he responds to you
>r-revved

>*GADOOSH*

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>*GADOOSH*

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>heems mirko cro cop

>mirko cro cop

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brandon wins the rematch

I think I finally get it now. Brendan thought Jamal was a black man, but in reality, he was an asian man LMAO

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Who do you think, heem, she sucked off to hold the belt for a photo? Besides Dana of course

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ngannou

Probably cejudo. That guy fucks.

Dwyerkino, nice and hot
youtu.be/M0t4cD0nEyE

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Since Dana cucked ESPN who will pick up UFC next? The History Channel?

bjpenn.com/bare-knuckle-boxing/bare-knuckle-boxing-championship/ben-askren-reacts-to-artem-lobovs-win-over-paulie-malignaggi/amp/

>“So how can a guy like that, who’s not even great at standup in mixed martial arts, go to beat a guy who was a world champion in boxing? And the answer to me seems that people who box must just not be that good at boxing.”

Based ben

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I'd arrest you if I had handcuffs
I'd arrest you if I had the time
I'd throw you down in the backseat
As if you committed a terrible crime

We break into towns worth of houses
And rob whole families blind
I'd do it to you like you do it to me
If I knew you would get away fine

I'd drown all these crying babies
If I knew that their mothers wouldn't cry
I'd hold them down and I'd squeeze real soft
And let a piece of myself die

It's hard to be the better man
When you forget you're trying
It's hard to be the better man

I'd arrest you if I had handcuffs
I'd arrest you if I had the time
I'd wait for you outside the courtroom (and taunt you)
As all of your appeals were declined

I'd drive my car off of the bridge
If I knew that you weren't inside
Put the pedal to the floor, who could ask for more
A fantastic way to kill some time

If you could lay on your back and be beaten
You could put up your fists and fight
(You could try anyway)

It's hard to be the better man
When you forget you're trying
It's hard to be the better man
When you're still lying

It's hard to be the better man
When you forget you're trying
It's hard to be the better man
When you're still lying
You're still lying

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16 Mar 2017

I used to think that Iron Sky was as close as we'd ever get to seeing nazi's in the white house, but I was fucking wrong, wasn't I?
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Fuuuuuck, I just found out Happy! got cancelled! Season 2 wasn't as good as 1 but it was still enjoyable.

DAMN YOU SYFY! Quit killing oddball shows I love. First Blood Drive and now Happy!
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Steam has been around for what, 15 years now? Why is it everytime a big sale event happens, their servers grind to a halt? They've been doing this for years and it happens year after year. They know they're going to get hammered.
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Wow, TLC has produced a show that I can actually relate to, one about tall people trying to make it in a world built by and for much smaller people.

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Derek Schott
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Jun 24

You ever have a piece of equipment piss you off so much you literally beat it to hell out of rage?

There's a reason I just had to pick this up from Lowes...
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Jun 24

Fingers on my work gloves wore out, so I cut them off, now I feel like Goldberg.

If you need a frame of reference for just how big my hands are, check it out compared to an original Duke Xbox controller.
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Ooook, not at all what I was going to ask but now I'm wondering if people don't know about the St. Louis zoo. They have sloths, monkeys, otters, elephants, tigers and all kinds of different animals there. And it's 100% free to visit. Go get your fix there, jesus...
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Jun 21

Saw this in the store yesterday and what in the serious fuck Schlafly? This is something that should not exist.

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I really don't think /box/ can ever recover

Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
Jun 20

I absolutely love that Roy Moore is opting to run for senate again.

Either Jeff Sessions decides to run as well and fats cheeto has to endorse a guy he fired or the guy who failed and told not to run again.

Let the loser run 3rd party and split the vote.
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Jun 19

I try to be as green as I can, I really do, but I'm not paying $50 just to have my old tv recycled, that's just not fucking happening. Nope.

Especially if I have to load it into my car and take it there.

It can keep sitting in my garage for all I care.

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Derek Schott
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Jun 19

Wlep, lost another last night to another heart attack, that makes it four people to die so far this year. Jesus fucking chirst.
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Jun 18

If you actually believe fats cheeto will protect social security, medicare, and those with preexisting conditions, you're a fucking moron. The GOP has spent YEARS doing nothing but trying to kill the first two and dismantle the ACA. Nothing.

These fuckers needed to be voted out.
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Well look at this, @TheZaneSimon is bringing in the @TB_Money demographic.
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Jun 17

I'm watching a show called Machines: How They Work, and I swear they just licensed the music from the #Arrowverse shows. There's a 3D printer being broken down with CG and there's this big epic sweeping score in the background like something amazing is happening.
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Disney announces purchase of DC Comics. #SixWordHorror
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And the whiskey bottle was empty. #SixWordHorror
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Trump's latest EO reopens internment camps. #SixWordHorror
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SCOTUS declares Ivanka President for life. #SixWordHorror

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Chael responds to Luke
youtu.be/PlkNizw67MY

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Stipe
DC wants to go back down so fuck that

I was so mad Yair got this meme knockout after putting his hands up and going for hugs and high fives every ten seconds. It ruined the fight.

jesus see looks terrible

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Lol derek

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Derek you watching this debate?

Kek

Maybe if she had a real coach who didnt tell her that she was the best female boxer in the ufc

this poor poor legless mentally disabled guy

the only person who Cejudo should be under is Jones, how can you argue Nunes and Cormier as better p4p then cejugoat?

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Jaguar Warrior Dos Santos Heeems Nigano

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LHW and HW are both deeper than FLW, and Cejudo has one (1) fight at BW

WBW is the marquis division for women, and WFW is basically the equivalent to FLW at this point

BASED

If Cejudo goes on the same trajectory he has been going on and gets a few more great wins in 2020 (say he defends against Benavidez or Formiga in January and defends against Yan, Sterling, or Cruz next June) he will inarguably be p4p #1.

And if this madman really did fight for the featherweight belt and won by the grace of god he would be the eternal GOAT.

I want to wrap my arms and legs around her and kiss her on the cheek

Cejudo vs Pilloway is the fight the fans want to see

>Frankie Poodgar
>Alex Pookanovski
>Aljamain Pooling
>Petr Poo
>Poominick Pooz
Literally fuck all of these bum “contenders”

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COME ON NGUBU HEEM THA BASTID

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fuck it, just give Henry all the belts

>jab and circle
>get the underhook
>win
Cejudo is the easiest money Dom has had since the WEC

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Based and Dompilled

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I remember when Cody was champ and everyone said he totally dominated Dom, when in reality it was 3 rounds to 2. revisionist history at its best

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>Squeaked past Mighty Manlet
>Pushed over the ghost of 125 Dillashaw
>Moraes was beating the shit out of him but got tired because it was his first title shot and he couldn't handle the moment

Here's a shortened list of everyone at BW that can expose Cejudo:
Old Man Dom
Nobrain
Aljo
Assuncao
Sandhagen
Peter Yan

shut up

>Cejudo vs Pilloway
Calm down. Mr. Just Bleed, Max is 3 fucking times bigger than Cejudo.

cejudo heems max

GUYS CHAEL IS HEEMING /box/ youtu.be/FmNN8bP_p2s

fuck off chael

Imagine taking every vitamin under the sun, training more than anyone else, and using steroids. Then imagine you get clowned by a literal special needs autist with a support dog and the body of a 13 year old. and do I even need to mention the infamous push?

tj really is the most flushed fighter in the UFC.

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Fuck off Paulie

artem beating paulie just confirmed what we were all thinking. boxing is a fraudulent "sport"

Fuck off, b. Cejudo's pushing game is amazing. He did it against gassed Moraes too.

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>heemed by a push
>deleted by usada immediately after
TJ wishes he was on BJs level of flushed

trash stoppage, fuckin smug ref

UFC Hall-of-Famer B.J. Penn allegedly got into a physical altercation with a strip club bouncer in Honolulu, on Monday night. All of it was caught on video, via TMZ Sports.

As seen on the clip, “The Prodigy” held side control, as some bystanders urge him to stop. Two of them try to break the action off, but to no avail. Seemingly irritated by what he was seeing, another one of the men began throwing punches at another, nearly causing more trouble to break out.

According to TMZ, it all happened outside Club Femme Nu, where Penn was escorted out from after “acting very drunk.” Witness accounts say Penn “smothered the door guy to the ground” as he was being kicked out, and all hell broke loose.

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Post kino heems

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Im pretty sure ali must have thwarted a terrorist attack (him being in the extremist loop and all) on one of the events the ufc held in europe and now dana is forever grateful.

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Who punches harder, cejudo or holloway?

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holloway could hit harder if he tried, but that isn''t his style so he doesn't

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>Couldn't even wobble Ricardo Lamas in 10 entire seconds of full force swang n bang
Nah he's just pillowfisted

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Gotta tuck that chin buddeh

indeed

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Coral how was your appointment bro

Colby is unironically afraid of Askren

youtube.com/watch?v=57iAFUzXPGk

Was this the last time two undefeated fighters fought for a belt in the UFC? only undefeated champs I can think of since this are Cody Khabib and Joanna

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Post your personal current top 5 P4P fighters.

1. JBJ
2. DC
3. Cejudo
4. Nunes
5. Kebab

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Bones
Stipe
Khabib
Cejudo
DC

he got a huge extended bubble gut the last decade, he was geared to the gills

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jon
dc
tony
khabib
cejudo

1. Cejudo
2. Khabib
3. Tony
4. DJ
5. Horiguchi

Mr. Bone
T-Ferg
DC
Khabib
Colby

Stipe above DC when he got KO'd in Rd. 1 against him? Also DC was double champ, undefeated at HW and has only lost to JBJ... just curious why you'd place him there?

people never give DC credit for anything he accomplishes, because he lost to the GOAT

Jones
Cejudo
Dc
Goatfucker
Nunes

1. Gregor Gillespie
2. Petr Yan
3. Asken
4. Johnny Walker
5. Greg Hardy

DC eyepoked him, which drastically affected the outcome

DC would not have won without the eye poke.

>DC below Stipe because muh eyepokes
>Jones at 1

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Jones is a dirty fighter, but he is so dominant you cant deny his skill. I never saw a Jones fight and felt he won because he cheated, he cheats to dab on his opponents

I'm sure I'm breaking thread etiquette, but can someone explain why spammy does what he does?

literal, and I mean LITERAL, autism

mental illness raised up on a steady diet of hardcore porn, snuff films and wikipedia articles

why does the sun come up in the morning?

Is he some autist from /box/ with a vendetta?

I would give both my legs to find that out

Michael Jai White could crush most UFC fighters

who is "spammy:? I thought it was the scat poster? Am i wrong?

DC is a nigger and there is nothing you can do about it.

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>DJ well beat Cejudo again
>TJ will beat Cejudo
>Moraes will beat cejudo
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Quadruple C
Cringe Champ
Champ Champ
Olympic Champ

Why do they introduce champions as the "Undisputed UFC champion of the world"? If they're about to fight clearly it's disputed lol

because there's no dispute they're the champion until someone take it from them

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GUESS WHO

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Stipe lost because he literally drops his hands everytime he resets or exits which is exactly what he did when DC had him in a clinch position to trip him for a takedown or unload bombs in the plum

Stipe poked him first anyways

THIS REF IS COMPLETELY TRYING TO INSERT HIMSELF INTO THE FIGHT SOOOOOO FUCKING BAD

based

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That stoppage was absolutely fine, Dana White saying let them fight after his rant about Mario letting them fight. Idiot

>knocked down 3 times in first 20 seconds
>"i-i-i was gonna win, I promise!!"
>piss hot

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Does anyone here believe in Dustin?

Yes. Khabib is the male Ronda Rousey.

I think Martin has a great chance of beating Maia.

eh, maybe

Pat Smith died last week
youtu.be/268-J4RJiJo

He lost his legs working on the docks

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we out here

what port?

>Masvidal only has 7 first round finishes compared to Ben's 10 1st round finishes despite having fought 3x more fights
Nooooo it's not FAIR, IT'S OVER FOR MY BOY

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lol

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Los Santos

you know any good judo or muay thai places in Los Santos?

Dustbin got killed so hard by Gooby and we all know how Gooby did vs Khabob.

How many times has 3pc been stopped in the first?

why not, he didn't even lose anyways

more than Ben

Serious question: does anyone really think 3 nipples 1 testicle has any chance of beating Ben Askren? like honestly, 3 nips is good but he's no where near champion level.

How many times has Ben been stopped at all?

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he got knocked out by Robbie Lawler.

huh?-
>BR
oh never mind, you're retarded and your country is shit at every sport ever.

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>New Zealand

lmfao

Absolutely fucking MOGGED

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huezilian education, everyone.

Its actually not true

>the only good australian fighter is a maori from new zealand
>meanwhile brazil has produced all time greats and has top contenders in every division
hmmmmm

Throw a cheeky tenner on Santoes just in case

don't even care about abos

Don't forget Khabib over Conor and Holm over Ronda

>>meanwhile brazil has produced all time greats and has top contenders in every division
>h
Like who? and before you say Nunes
>wmma
Doesn't count.

>Don't forget Khabib over Conor

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>maori from new zealand
not part of this debate cos idgaf about dick swinging

rob is half and half though, and has said multiple time he considers himself australian

Late stoppage

100% Anglo settler blood courses through Bobby's veins.

>the jew telling me to blindly throw money away

3 piece with a soda

new thread

It's was an upset, almost no one expected it.

why are australians even pretending they compare to brazil when it comes to mma? are they really that stupid?

im retarded. actual new thread

New

they are retarded, british slaves genes mixed with aborigines

>current Australian Champions: 2 (after Volkanovski kills Max)
>current huezilian Champions: 2 (in wmma, doesn't count)
so there you have it. It may sound like I'm having a laugh but it's the truth and you know it, deep down you know it.

>brazil has produced all time greats
who?

>Literal monkey talking about genes

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they really are that stupid, confirmed

You're burger education is showing if you don't recognise what I've said, it's objective.

>You're burger education
:^)

>ad hom
oof

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that's not an ad hom silly, it directly flies in the face of what you were trying to say.
>smuggies
oh wow you're even more retarded than i thought. keep digging that hole for your fellow aussies though :)

>ad hom again
literally lmaoing @ you

if that's what gets you going then you're just further confirming the fact that you're a simpleton

shut up sheep shager

>Brazil can only kick a ball or mug people for sport.

>shager

m8 you quite literally have nothing else in your life going on if you are the only posting

Haha

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>Women covered in make up
>Still ooks manlier than the man in pic

what is Rugby

based

Please explain

Don’t you mean Kevin Pee?

Jones
DC
Kebab
Cejudo
Bobby Knuckles

Dillon Harper... aint that a pornstar?!

She's a Professional Mixed Sexual Arts Athlete incel, have sex