/cric/ - World Cup Edition

New Zealand v Pakistan
NZ batting 4/61

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we are out lads
fucking grim

The neesham show

Just started watching
>poo peeland
HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHA

afghanistan will win this cup

>no gamethread in the title

was ages ago, just closed it because its not what i wanted at all. reckon it was more up richo or josh's alley

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just woke up lads, how much did England win by last night?

-64 runs

Reminder

>subhuman coloured poo peelanders still shitposting at 1am

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bangladesh could beat pak 2bh

new zealand is on top as long as kane is out there.

rain looms

GET HIM OUTTTTT

Oh dear Poo Peeland
Oh dear England
Dear oh dear oh dear

its going to be hard to get up for the ashes after this shitshow

pavement

>aryan pakistan vs the virgin numale zealand

Gee I wonder who’ll win this one

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>"In subcontinent, length is 8 inches shorter than in England" - Wasim Akram

What did he mean by this?

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imagine not already securing your semi final spot

Just did a huge Martin Guptill in the toilet lads. It'll join the Colin Munro already down there.

def not especially if they dont even have anything to play for

Wahab has the kino'st action atm in world cricket
very fun to imitate

has he Weighed In on last night?

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ffs those air horns

india and pakistan could be wiped off the map tomorrow and nobody would notice

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does NZ realise this isn't a test match? KEK

why the FUCK have we played fewer matches than everyone else? fucking SICK how we cant top the table because of this cucked scheduling

King Kane to score 120 thanks to some shambolic pakistan fielding and let England live to fight another day.

would love to weigh in on his sisters vag

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elite run rate here

you sit on Yea Forums whole day and even your mom didnt notice m8.

Why is everyone getting worked up they just need 200 and they win.

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she has nice tits and feet and looks like she might have a nice big arse but shame about the cankles

same for Australia and especially new zealand

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who is this lad?

literally just need to bat out the innings and nz will win comfortably

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A gril in my friendship group broke my heart and I finally told my friends and none of them gave af because i obviously should have asked her out years ago and all of them were shocked why i didn't.

if australia was wiped off the map the internet would disappear you dumb cunt

This
Playing to the conditions perfectly

Because they aren't going to make it to 200

straffo. deeply ingrained in /cric/, /afl/ and au/sp/ lore for years

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they call him the ManWithNoName
they call him straffo

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KEK

thats pathetic mate

>straffposting being rehashed for the millionth time

jesus christ

should have asked her out yonks ago mate

I remember being 17

good riddance

>Most of the tournament over
>still no good memes
/cric/ is dead

Could use a wicket here

anyone got the pic of the straffo kmart sighting

cant believe that

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For me it's saving myself until marriage or the Broncos win a premiership.

straffposting and rajibul posting are both fucking based

>street shitter still seething

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well we have the english team for one

nothing to meme
shitshow of a WC

Memes are dead. Facebook killed them

If Zimbabwe were in this tournament this would be more relevant but here is a gem from Canaan Banana's wikipedia
>In 1997, Banana was arrested in Zimbabwe on charges of sodomy, following accusations made during the murder trial of his former bodyguard, who had killed another officer who had taunted him about being "Banana's homosexual wife".

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Sounds like he's a bit of a fruit

for me it's straffo at the footy

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thanks mate, what a unit

>nzerds
hehe

going to bed, look forward to seeing you all again in the morning

What does Wahab’s hairline convey?

It's had some good moments at least
>septic tank yank
>the laugh at england thread
>le paki i cant believe this shit man
>pakistan fielding
>windies getting BLACKcappED
>behrendorff negative poster getting BTFO
problem is most of /cric/ is alseep by the second innings and the world cup itself has been shit.

He never tweets about cricket he doesn't post here anymore?

love this and the bigfooty thread
kino stuff

It's tough mate, they always say should have said so earlier but it's not easy

deeply ingrained in /afl/, co-opted and driven into the ground by /cric/.

Would really love a fat cone of LA Cheese rn

he tweeted about one game this world cup. think marvel movies have just completely cooked his brain.
hes never posted here.

nasser hates em

never posted here, he was on an aussie rules forum called bigfooty which he was bullied off

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would love to have sexual relations with that sexy gook on the left

damn that asian chick is a peach

This outcome was certain.

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Goodnight, friend

>33(75)

Neesham gonna need to pick up the pace a bit

>19 degrees
I can't handle this heat lads

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Fuck New Zeal*nd

Tipping 240 from here

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girl on the right would do dirtier things to you though

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>lurk moar freshie

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220 on the cards lads

/afl/ IS /cric/ mate

WICKETTTTT COME ONN N

ev'ryone knows you triple the score at 25 overs

this guy looks like he'd look better if he was fat

as a skinny guy he looks like pyat pree from game of thrones

Who are you quoting?

>this world cup hasnt had any good me-
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/93622977/
Just because we dont put them in gay collages for reddit like soccer faggots do doesn't mean there werent glorious moments tb h

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Lmfao how did I forget about this. I miss old au/sp/

poo pees can still win this

Work just called lads

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>POO PEELAND
THEIR ONLY HOPE JUST GOT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

OH NO NO NO

Tipping 92 from here

grim

SHIT

OH NONONONONO

AAAAHHHH AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

POO PEELIAMSON

HAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA POO PEELAND

just like kevin nash

JUST
U
S
T

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ENGLAND OUT

>19°C
>not comfiest temp

OH

NO

NO

NO

NO

NO

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FUUUUUUUUUUCK

Why wouldnt they take a review?

84 all out

150 on the cards lads

heh

how to spot a freshie: thinks straffo is an object of ridicule
how to spot patrician oldfag: realises he's absolutely based, who btfo of RC on bigfooty, destroys poor work ethic zoomers, calls out and recognises his wide fanbase, held down a management job for years, and is a patrician kinophile.

KAANEE

>losing to pakis
kek

KEK

K E K

this is fairly grim lads, just wanted a nz aus final rematch

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Thoughts on Jarryd giving himself the 'Straffo' nickname to fit in?

Based Yea Forums working marks.

don't even like this """sport""" lads desu

has a bangin mum too

FUCKING GAME OVER

>when the coverage is "unbiased"

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AARON FINCH GOT A 90 POUND MOLE REMOVED FROM HIS ARSE

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are england out if nz lose this game (even if >we win all our matches)?

23-28°C is objectively the GOAT temperature

mfw Colin the Big Guy comes out to bat

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pakistan will get steamrolled for 60 on this pitch by new zealand's bowling attack.

why waste a perfectly good review?

Why can't Wh*teoids play on anything besides roads?

Looked shady doe banglabro

can't wait for a classic ind-pak final

no

That will be 20-25°C

LGTSS
>ENGLEL

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>I want an easy world cup win

Yes mate Pakistan go through instead

it keeps happening

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banging and red-pilled, thoughtall the fob reddit spankers would be unaware of this

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t. cazzie who has never watched a test series in england, new zealand, or in durban/joburg

Based ICC paying off teams so India vs pak gets another match.

Inshallah ausGODS will knock india out in the semis

Anything above 22 is little too much, lad. 18-22 is pretty comfy

>92

i actually want nz to win but okay retard

based mwngf filename lad
another straffologist

England's NRR is good and will be fine if they win next 2.

Yeah I believe you

No, and they have two points in the bag when Joffra and Woody roll NZ over.

cant even make out whats going on there lad.

why does /nrl/ have no representation in these threads anymore? i remember when there were a lot of nrl lads who were basically responsible for all the memes here like 5 years ago

/nrl/ were literally Matt babbies

This

for me, it's 20 (50)

>Guptill
>SR 125.00
What a legend

time to DLFMAXIMUM

bullied to death

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England need to get these lads in to strengthen the batting line up.

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bit scared of the /nrl/ lads

/nrl/ is dead just like every other au/sp/ thread
/cric/ is unironically the best of the lot now

Hit out or get out

where are the nz posters?

>depending on de large building to get you out of trouble
very sad! for NZ

australia is a union country now

based farage with creepy morgan

What happened to Corey? He just kinda vanished after breaking afridis record

*spams asian traps*
yep "best of the lot"

i'm starting to think that literally all of /nrl/ was matt.

kek i remember this post before that ashes series when bongs were getting uppity and someone said just wait till the /nrl/lads show up. he would have been right if matt still posted here

reckon we need to bring au/sp/ back to try and rekindle our precious poomunities

>doesn't remember josh spamming traps

How

How likely is it that NZ’s roastie prime minister asked the team To lose for nz mosque shooting compensation?

injured for a year after the world cup put him right out of contention

the really angry one has school in the morning

dancing on englel's grave

not in the member's I see

Asleep and/or working at Canadian ski slopes

piers is annoying but lefties think he is annoying so he is actually based

i fucking wish. went into /rug/ the other day for the first time in like 3 years and it had 1 person watching the super rugby finals games.

wouldn't put it past her

1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN

jannies nuke au/sp/ on sight now

>i remember this post before that ashes series when bongs were getting uppity and someone said just wait till the /nrl/lads show up
me lmao
bit of a cringey comment in retrospect

Say my name

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very

we didnt lose to bangladesh and they're team almost died in it

shitspouter purged the pozzies from this whole board

fart zealand lol

>thinks JR is "based" or any marker of quality of a thread

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"""""genu - whine"""""

do people in NZ really talk like this?

remembering that international rugby league thread with one lad talking to himself

i unironically liked him after he faced brett lee in the nets.

KEK
if it were a few years ago you would have been right lad

well you almost lost

Now you remember McCullum

Reckon NZ should try to increase their scoring rate while preserving their remaining wickets.

underrated

de big man

genuinely am starting to believe au/sp/ was like 5 different posters who maintained several different personals and gave the illusion that the threads were incredibly populated

>last 20 overs
>two 4's
oh boy

Out lads
NZ BTFO
RIP ENG

Won't happen mate it looks like it's a bowling pitch

reckon no one should post this dead meme anymore

>( game plan)

not out tb h

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

OH MY

This. I don't know why they aren't doing it.

That's in

based ump
pakis seething

Are NZ the biggest frauds in this world cup?

the bails were disturbed and batsman was out imo

THAT WAS OUT THERE WAS A MISSING FRAME

NO.

94/5 hahaha HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHahahahahaha

pookis on suicide watch lads

i think we all know why they dont want new zealand to win against pakistan

youtube.com/watch?v=BSkUq-3JF3M

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umpball

THAT WAS OUT

THAT WAS OUT

THAT WAS OUUTTTTTT

BOY OH BOY
WOWEE

BIG NON DECISION I RECKON THERE DARCE

POO POO PEE PEE

they should have high speed cameras for more frames during run outs

Been saying that. They were blessed with their scheduling and got to bully minnows.

Tarrant is being BTFO by goat fucker
PORKISTANI

>pakis seething

94-5

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The zinger bails weren't lit up

The Umpire Strikes Back

he was australian

someone link it? missed it

and to think england were worried about poo peeland lmao

oh no no no NZ choking in the final stages again.. will be easy for us in the semi

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>not having 4chanx

drinks break smoko

Looks like NZ are the new chokers

Reckon 150 is par on this pitch

NZ beat England and get in
England lose to India and don't get in

reckon this is creates the ideal top 4

why're they playing as if they're against the best bowling lineup?

Reckon nz wants less wickets and more runs here lads

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I'm a reddit cazzie

Seething NZ cuck literally blaming the pitch for their shitting batting performance. Just kys islam is the future

I wonder if any cricketers smoke, not like it's physically demanding.

just bought The Rise of Rome: Books One to Five: Bks. 1-5 and Rome's Italian Wars: Books 6-10 by Livy lads

pitch is doing a lot

remember that time some aussie autist got so upset that his new aussie horse cricket lady thread wasnt being used he copied every single post in the genuine thread and posted it in his on his own

Fewer

>buying books

just buy a kindle and pirate everything like me

lel

a lot did in the past

shaun marsh got in trouble about 10 years back after getting photographed smoking

Stupid scheduling means India never too the table when in fact we might end up at the top.

based

Imagine having such a low iq that you thought that post was serious

Is Brendon Tarrant related to Chris and Robbie Tarrant?

youtu.be/ZTrYBU_wocY?t=10

TELL ME ABOUT KANE

literally me kek

there was myself and another lad that impersonated threadcunt for a bit after he had a mental breakdown and stopped posting

> not buying a kobo
yikes

Ez 250 on the cards from here

:/

brutal

heaps g

fucking retard

was getting out part of his plan?

He's a little guy

based

or go use a library if you don't live in a shithole

de grandhomme will bring it home

Loved watching Inzy bat.

Imagine so Low IQ that you're being BTFO by based islamic warriors

christ these indian freshies are so fucking stupid. have they got any concept of sarcasm or humour?

ma nigga

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Is 200, dare I say it, back on the cards?

a kindle doesn't trick girls into thinking I have a personality like a huge bookcase full of high brow books does

Why does he wear a helmet?

Seething christcucks fags

hope pakistan start playing at home again and the taliban blow them all up desu

this implies that those islamic warriors have low IQ as well you stupid fuck

unleasham

de grand innings

>pajeet politics

The big man's face reminds me of this.

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I'm being orbited by this girl on discord what do I do lads

New Zealand already maing me feel better about yesterday

WALLOP

NEESHELITE

WALLOP

>So you play cricket user? please show me pics of your equipment

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UNLEESHAM

Imagine being so weak that literally Low IQ inbred islamic are beating whiteys in their own game

fockin oaf m8

Santner will make quick work of these bowlers I reckon

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send nudes

WOOOO HOOOO

YEEEEEE HOOOOO

4chanX is broken for me

Fuck her so hard she gets brain damage

>girl
>on discord

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BASED

Memes aside, can Pakistan chase NZ's muscular 175 on this ground?

>new
You haven't watched many world cups, have you?

Halooo

Dirty fucking indian

no. new zealand's bowling is better and pakistan's batting is fucking grim

Shake it off desu

based

fuck /pol/

read through at least half of this and I would like my time back please

NZ never choked this bad

Was SA the original chokers?

130 all out

Ok so how much can poopeeland defend here?

Anyone got a stream?

>taliban

This ain’t 2009 you koolaid faggot. We killed em all

It makes me immeasurably sad that more than half of Livy's writing is lost to history.

finna take a nap, am absolutely EXHAUSTED lads

>brain damage
she's already on Discord mate

it works for me kiwi

Based all rounder gods. Designated batsmen on POOICIDE watch

the last world cup final was a bigger choke than this

>bihari /pol/shitter in /cric/

yeah

>We

which position do you play m8?

Tipping NZ to make 220

open wide m8

but with the knowledge that they only need to chase a very small score, they will be cautious. Fakhar usually goes for stupid shots to score faster, he doesn't have to do it today, etc

cannot stop laughing at englel ladies

Reminder

Teams i like tier

>New Zealand
>South Africa
>England

Teams I don't like or dislike tier

>India
>Sri Lanka
>West Indies

Teams I don't like tier

>Bangladesh
>Afghanistan

Burn it and stomp on it tier

>Australia
>Pakistan

who /semis/ here

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Sarfaraz is seething

streamhd247.live/pakistan-vs-afghanistan-live-match.htm

Seething kangzoorooooooo

This is tidy bowling. That grip and spin by shutup is quite refreshing to see.

kiwis..what does "back of the y" mean?

mssevdotcom slash live slash 2019 slash nzea-vs-pak

I'm feeling an even 300 here, maybe I'm too pessimistic

based paki fans celebrating kiwi boundaries

literally what did we ever do

fuck off morgan

>peoples whose genocide I laugh about
the irish
>peoples whose genocide I don't laugh about
the rest

poo """"humor""""

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>We killed em all
hmm..

STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM

BASED GRAND HOME

my racist girlfriend gave me a look of disgust when i told her i would fuck the curry out of Isa Guha

Shut up nigger. Black people are the future

DE GRAND WALLOP

Poor captaincy by Sarfaraz

Quite rude that

*unzips*

I got

Reminder that Israel Folau did NOTHING wrong.

grim reaction

Porkistani bhadwa in us get out mudslime pig

>wanting Kerry O'Keefe's sloppy seconds

>reddit
fuck off and die faggot

based Mark "Bombed" Thompson
abc.net.au/news/2019-06-26/mark-bomber-thompson-admits-using-ice-to-mask-the-pain/11248608

stfu rat

BASED stump mic kek

Kek who are you fooling mate?

fuck me its 1 o clock

I'm a citizen yaar

you may have killed them but the ideology lives on
maybe now more than ever

old.reddit.com/user/ChirpingBot

this but unironically

Maa chudaa Laude ;)

fuck the afl for how this was all handled
feel bad for james hird

I'm assuming he was quite well off financially, don't understand why he would use ice.

swing by my joint mate, its only 11

he criticised the gays which is pretty damn serious in this day and age
only way it could have been worse is if he disrespected women as well

grim

amir show time

but where will the 10 hours go

Bad opinion, bit of a twat, doesn't deserve to get dumped for it.

Are you me? I have a shelf full of high brow books but never completed a single one of them.

Hahahahahahahaha

Sorry, can't really understand you with all that POO in your mouth

if you like this, you gonna LOVE this
youtube.com/watch?v=-RP19fnff_c

to mask the pain mate in the headline

>mask

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GOTTEM

wicket incoming

SMACKED away

I bet (((uk))) has more islamic extremist than pakistan

>gayle says he’ll be available for ODI series against India and one of the Tests.
only one test sums gayle and his career up

Why hasn't there really been much talk of potential terror at the games? Was all that shit over the last decade, dare I say it, fabricated to keep the population in fear?

based redditor
thankfully i can see the title without clicking the link

Surely there's a nice rich people drug he could have used.

>That betting commercial

Is Root, dare I say it, touched with the 'tism?

BASED Neesh

Mohammad Amir is back into the attack and that's a belter first up, snaking past the edge of Colin's bat. Eeeesh.

De Grandhomme's edge then brings up a 50 partnership. Off 54 balls, too. Much more like it.

NEESHLUCK

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Amir is fucking finished

There are more terrorist groups in your country than all the teams we have in WC this year.

reckon they might have a couple of guys for security at the matches

give us her discord

He didn't really criticise them tho, just stated they're going to hell, along with fedoras and others
Which is canon for modern day christians
I don't get why gays or anyone would care about that being stated

reckon some paki fielding is starting to sneak its way into the match here

Then why is there so many fucking Pakistanis inside the stadium

moeen gave the lads a call and asked if they could cool it for a tick while the games are on

Cheat

Things looking bit hopeful now

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Why are you shitting your pants though? Relax midget poo we won’t send chad guerillas your way

ahh, a power user I see

it's so stupid

if you're not religious why do you care. as a drunk and an adulterer, he said I'm going to hell too and I'm not getting worked up over it

1 time in 200 years.

>35.5 Mohammad Amir to Neesham, no run, ooh, alert from Neesham. Blocked it and found it potentially landing on the stumps. Got his bat in the way and guided the ball to safety

>saurav: "35.5 is that allowed?" Yes, though if you ask me, it shouldn't be

big yikes here

I believe in you new Zealand

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WHERES
THE
WALLOP

yeah because poo will kill them all

>they still have 9 overs of Amir and Wahab left
oh my

they've all been checked for bombs

Are dogs allowed in Pakistan?

>1 time in 200 years.
Only Australians believe this.

Kek sure

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kek pakis are getting nervous lads

success breeds jealousy my winning friend

>playing amplifier

>Punjabi music at Birmingham
Hmm quintessential

We'll beat them when they feel they're invincible

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>i dont understand how anyone could have yellow fev-

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It's honestly bizarre. He didn't even type it out, just reposted an image. Now they're going after his wife, for not leaving him or something?
He's a Christian nutter, like heaps of the coconut rugby players
Just don't listen to him

>1 captured vs 93000 surrendered
Hmm

Oh no no no

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BASED bangbros

Pre World Cup threads, Zachy B everywhere

World Cup threads. Zachy B nowhere

based

BASED

better than rock dj

>living in the past
>not realising banglacucks were just a slave colony waiting to be let off the hook

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Based bangla bro teach those filthy porkis some good lesson

Well now I know she's a whore I'm not attracted anymore, thanks mate

Oh no no no no
youtube.com/watch?v=xQb6mhgBVmE

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does nothing for me, never has, never will

this

where are his daily banitsa post and nightly alcohol fueled rants

shes not wearing a seatbelt

See
Midget poo

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Tfw no cute bangla gf

annoying chink, disgusting tattoos. how can anyone like this?

Why aren't you watching GDQ lads?

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I hate to say it but this is simply based

>ink

literally no such thing as attractive women with tattoos

Kek that was so humiliating

based doggies

>POOlitics, again

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her tattoos are so grim. her body is great though

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230 on the cards

>Rajibul would have never existed if this never happened

Rekt

just like to smoosh my face between those thighs tb h with you lads

lets talk about you fat autist next pm

Pakistan have missed a trick here

judging how pitch is behaving it Would be a decent defendable score for kiwis

>copejeet

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chinese masha

new zealand next winter on the cards
do some snowboarding, see the sites, get on the piss, fuck some slags simple as

who is this thot?

Grim stuff

nz will unironically win this if (more like when) they get 200. Pakistan never chase runs

/pyjarmy army/

150 UP

grim city in the background

hate those chink towers you get all through east asia, slant commieblocks

same girl as just stick to the videos where shes wearing long sleeved clothing that covers up her ugly tattoos
xiaohulu.com/video/user_detail?roomid=57159390065

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If you read the news you'll know that winter won't exist after this year

Wouldn't mind some black caps pjs tbqh

yeah i know but what is her deal?

insta "influencer"?

Still, the more videos I see the less interested I am in her le awkward asian shit

Absolutely BASED match this

this

i've seen some legitimately beautiful girls that had tats on their arms and legs but for some reason body tattoos just instantly ruin them for me

Lads we did it, we made par for this pitch

Based
Where you headed?
If it's anything like this season, only Queenstown and wanaka will get snow

GOATSHAM

NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD NEESHGOD

I say over 200 is enough to restrict porkis

I hate chinks but she's hot as fuck
fuck off with this shit cunt, dont want to catch yellow fever

Queenstown I reckon. I was there in 2011 and loved it

>you now remember when pakis thought they were going to win this match

i guess so. seems like she's married to some filthy rich bloke.
chinese girls always do that in their insta social media stuff. its fairly retarded but this girls body is just top tier

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Who is this semen demon?

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can't wait till we win by 9 wickets. you guys NEVER seem to get it. its just pakistan's day today

state of those tattoos

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I want to sniff her vagene

Do You think he's going snowboarding on Mt Eden?

just realised bowling on the wicket is ball tampering

how is this allowed?

stop posting this chink thanks

IT'S HAPPENING!

>that framing

*saves your thread from the POOlitics with the power of yellow girls*
your welcome lads, not back to the cricket.

Get out terrorist

pakistan on already lost the match watch

So is sandpapering the ball yet a certain pozzie pair have been allowed to play

fucking based

unironically is ball tampering when they throw it so it just bounces on the wicket before it reaches the keeper. no one cares

not a fan of this phases business
load of nonsense if you ask me

There's fields all over the South Island lad. Even one good one in the north island, when they get snow

Love your work :D

>poo banter

stop shitting up this thread, go to the street

Got any more of her showing those sweet thighs?

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We have them right where we want ‘em heh heh heh heh

don't even know what they are

but sandpaper smooth things. they were just keeping the integrity of the ball in tact

Fat

SEETHING

Just like sessions in a test match la

>paki fielding

is neesham, dare i say, facemogging shaheen?

thats just what they call 10 overs apparently
will file it in the useless shit category alongside the rev counter and WASP

Genuinely think New Zealand could defend anything 220-230 on this pitch.

some of the ones that looked good had the actual video deleted sadly.

Which country has the least corrupt cricket board?

wow. who dis?

tallest midget, prettiest burn victim etc

Uzbekistan

new thread

Zimbabwe

neeshGOD

Iceland

struggling to understand the game need a captain's cube chucked up

Zimbabwe

It’s a tranny lol

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Which part of Pakistan Army are you from, lassie

A porki leaving in mutt land lel he was destined to turn into a tranny