No other football today so you have NO EXCUSE not to watch AFCON

No other football today so you have NO EXCUSE not to watch AFCON.

Nigeria vs Guinea (15:30)

Uganda vs Zimbabwe (18:00)

Egypt vs DR Congo (21:00)

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Is Egypt safe these days?

No thanks

Not really.

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Uh USA plays Panama today so...

Not til 2am here

I'll watch it. The great Ahmed Muhammad vs. Ngubu war could be exciting

Can women actually wear shorts and T-shirt on the street in Egypt?

for me, it's rhodesia

>No other football today
um sweetie

I will be watching NIGeria eat the Guinea fowls today tho

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for me, it's Benis

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>every north african team won it's opening match
>except tunisia

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do african cunts have cheeky banter between them like we sudacas do? or do they all just hate each other's guts?

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Mein inger!

sauce

British foreign travel advice
gov.uk/foreign-travel-advice

They have maps for most countries, it's kinda fun to look at.

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it's reasonable to assume they don't possess the bare minimum iq to understand language at anything but face value, any teasing and banter taken as hostility

majority of mexico should be do not travel, especially the north. absolute animals they are

>tf
>tp

mainly fights about jollof

I hear the northern parts have some nice rivers for a swim

My parents went to Mexico and had a great time

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elixx.me/evalencia.html

Going to Mexico for us is like going to Spain for you

Yes, that flag, that post, we actually live next to them unlike you yuroniggers so we know what we’re talking about

and they were most likely in baja, cancun or some other tourist spot that the cartels arent butchering people and leaving them roadside in

Right, but that means 'every part should be do not travel' is incorrect

I have always wondered if shit like this is overblown. All the fear tactics to keep us in our nice little suburbs consuming rather than having a bit of a road trip. People get killed travelling and mostly because they are idiots or unlucky. Even in supposedly safe countries.

the violence in the failed state that is mexico is not exaggerated by those who actually cover and care about it. we're fighting wars for israel thousands of miles across the ocean when there's a shithole right below us that could use cleaning. but that isnt profitable nor does it help G-d's chosen. anyways enjoy the soccer game

I dunno you have to be very naive to think you can wander around in a foreign country you dont know very well. Sticking to populated areas seems the best bet.

Yeah south africans and nigerians have an online rivalry. Nigerians call sa people hiv people and south africans call nigerians drug dealers. Also there are north african rivalries ofc

Known some Nigerians and Ghanians who supposedly dont get on. The ones I worked with just gave each other banter though they were pretty chill

is that Keita?

>tfw girlfriend's Nigerian bull is over, so can't watch my anime on the TV with this shit game going on

haha epic

I always found Nigerians easier to wind up. Ghanaians are super chill.

>Keita
yes. Back from injury

For me, it's Guinea for meme reasons

>t. Kwabmosu Success Igscobi

>Zimbabwe vs Uganda
>Mugabe vs Idi Armin
hope the stadium collapses

Wow Nigeria always have some decent players in their side why are they struggling this much

Defence is shit

I don't like neggers

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I hate niggers

He said majority not every you mong

I am a nogger

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We wuz KANGZ

CHI

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Group D confirmed hella based

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gambling is haram

Uganda are winning if anyone cares

based

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Reminder that DR Congo needs to dab on Egypt to have a chance of qualifying

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THAT FUCKING MISS

>called Talent
>doesnt have it

surely somebody else has to be watching this shit

m-me desu

how is nobody else
I understand that it's shit football but do the people on this board really have anything else to do?

they'd rather watch the WWC like the massive beta orbiters that they are

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but that's not even on today is it?

>tfw been watching WWC, AFCON and Gold Cup
Starting to question if it's too much football. Can't do Copa America as that's behind a paywall

You;d think there would be some interest. I rememebr the Asian Cup had a fair amount of posters

Nope. Next round starts 2moro

it's not gambling if you know you win

would love to watch if I knew where

>Can't do Copa America as that's behind a paywall
yeah this pisses me off

I'm watchin it
it's on DAZN

??

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where is the egypt match thread?

Premier Sports have done a free month in the summer before as well bit annoyed they've not done it this time

It's on a TV channel that you pay just for that one side

you're in it son

I don't have any multi-screen set up and besides I pretty much pay exclusively for watching football

the quality is actually pretty decent if you ask me poor defence and finishing but these teams are nice to watch going forward play a very fluid attacking game the zimbabwe vs uganda today was very entertaining despite some of the sitters both sides missed

Egyptians and Algerians don't get along when the footy comes on, so expect chimpouts if they meet

Quality between the sides is a lot closer. Two shitters against each other will mean both think they can win as opposed to some of the womens matches were it's just one side passing around until they score on a weak side

who /DoctorCongo/ here?

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one of the players playing for zimbabwe last match plays for my nearest welsh prem team top lad

It's also quite impressive how the tempo is pretty high in AFCON. they never stop running

CAM ON CONGO SCAR SAM FAKIN GAWLS

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how many time egypt win the cup already?

>salad

I like blacks and arabs when they stay in their own countries

kek I forgot about that: youtube.com/watch?v=HfWHregaR6A
>6 years ago

>salad already choking
the african messi

why does he wear the mask?

poor turnout this there’s a thread about trump with more replies than a match thread for three matches of an international men’s tournament

>Yea Forums hates blacks playing for european country
>Yea Forums hates blacks playing for african country

nobody outside of africa cares about afcon user

Doesnt surprise me. If a player gets sent off for a bad tackle I'm sure they'll be CHIMPOUT threads about it

So care if their clubs have players in it. Would have thought some Liverpool fans would be interested because Salah

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i have always liked it but maybe that’s because i love international football

that number 9 is fucking brute

>congo
we need some cheeky belgium posters already

I remember when AFCON was on BBC3 in glorious 4:3, miss it being on a decent channel here

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>blacks

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moving bbc3 online was a mistake didn’t always have the best programmes but it was comfy late night tele with no adverts

s-sorry he meant to say NIGGERS. Dont worry user is cool.

Definitely became more left wing when it went online. Problem was it was aimed at the younger audience who started to stream everything anyway rather than watching normal tv

100%, I bet literally no youth goes out of their way to watch most BBC3 programming on iPlayer. It's more of a waste of money now than having it on a channel still.

GOOOOOOOAL

Elmo dunked on these fools

most young people don’t give a shit about the politics and will stream on everything but iplayer a big chunk of that bbc3 audience will now be watching love island and then family guy (which used to be on bbc3) on ITV2

Dont think I'll be watching Madagascar and Brundi tbqh

I mean they went left wing to try and get a new audience after realising they were losing the youth viewers

modern game favours the arabs if this were 20 years ago the ngubu’s would be running riot FAR more physical

>no more chav kino like 2 Pints or Ideal

20 years ago arabs were dominant. Was always Morocco and Tunisia at the world cups, now its Ivory Coast and Ghana

remember i watched a reggie yates documentary on the online bbc 3 about a south afrian celebrity preacher was pretty comfy very therouxesque

BBC Three died when it got rebranded.

poor finishing i know but some of these misses have been straight up unlucky that one just now and then that bullshit one that backspinned out of the goal for zimbabwe before

unlucky

I wish the BBC would cut down some of its comedy stuff
unfortunately Londoners have a completely warped view of the world and think that the rest of the country is begging them to teach us how to think

Reminder it's 1000 degrees there

Been about 3 chances where they should have scored from about 6 yards out and hit the bar or missed in total

it is over

Am I reading this wrong? How is comedy 'teaching you how to think' more than other genres?

fuck salah arabs shouldn’t be allowed in afcon should be a strictly sub saharan affair

this country is decent wouldn’t mind that and possibly some wacky mighty boost style shite plus family guy for some comfy late night beeb

Just how Africa is though. The Euros isnt just one type of European

I should've written "what" instead of "how"
and surely you know what I'm referring to, the Mash report and fucking Nish Kumar and that incredibly conceited horrible woman he works with, the now completely impotent state of Have I Got News For You which used to be quite good but now isn't, I'm sure there are plenty of others I'm missing

PLACE YOUR FACKIN BETS NOW U CUNT
(please gamble responsibly)

honestly, what about a history fanatic that wants to see obscure stuff including the Gilf Kebir
do I really have to hire a crew of armed guys
HONEST question from an ACTUAL historian

Because it's left wing trash

And Eastenders and Call the Midwife is anymore right wing?

when the FUN FUN FUN stop, stop

those shows are nowhere near the level of self-assured on political discourse as the comedy writers at the BBC

at least our national passion is eating
yours is degenerate betting

Think drinking is above betting for us.

I think you'll find it's binge drinking

>Yeah I outshine the salad

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Reckon there should be a MENA cup with are Mia at the opening ceremony and providing punditry for the whole tournament

>BBC comedy
>old bloke dressed as a woman making jokes about being Irish
>young paki pretending to be an old paki making jokes about paki life

why do Brits like africa so much? every brit seems to have a family trip story to uganda or kenya

Sorry also
>giant woman being mistaken for a man haha she's so awkward and ugly

>every brit seems to have a family trip story to uganda or kenya
what? Only Brits I knew who went to Kenya came from old money and had a house and servants there

we don't live in Ireland or Pakistan (inb4) though
the fucking mission statement of the BBC says it's meant to be informed by the average English person now I'm not saying either of these people cannot be English but the majority of us are working class white people and as unadventurous and lacking in exoticism that is I wish they'd at least acknowledge every now and then that the majority of white people have no conceivable privilege over anyone else

they are our children also all the african players of the 00s were really likeable Eto’o Drogba Essien etc

let him through, he's a doctor

Goodness Gracious Me was based

congo's keeper rocking that cioccolata look

good evening /ngubu/

wasn’t your goat an ngubu

Eusébio was racemixed. Do mutts count as ngubus?