/cric/ket World Cup

why I'm "Antisocial":
EVERYONE AROUND ME: I love sex and parties and having friends and actually taking my prescribed medication
ME: oye hoye

she looks like Bjork.

who's winning the cricket lads?

you'll always have reddit.

prove it

He cant

damn that was rapid

prove it

/hoc/

rain looms?

BASED

looks like I just r/wooshed that retard

waiting for the amir show.

seen him regurgitating cric memery on hoc m8, simple as.

''no''

based

BASED

I hear they run /cr*c/

hockey

Whos good value Lads?

Thinking I might just back all 3 - SL, Bang, Pak

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furthermore, he had a phase of literally begging cricGODs to jo and post in his shotty community i.e. /hoc/. now get the fuck out freshies.

alex jones is that you?

drop 10 G on windies

*farts*

BIT
I
T

going on here

who is the edmonton oilers (failures) of /cric/ lads?

thinking of putting all my money on nz to win the trophy and just killing myself if it doesn't work out

I don't understand your "humour". please leave.

*shits on the floor*
oh you don't mind do you?

North American posters.

that'd be England. they're also the habs of cricket

HOCKEY

makes them feel right at home m8

This is why /crug/ exists.

Do the lads from Iceland Cricket ever post on /cric/? Their twitter page has been shitposting quite often and pissed people off for making fun of Rashid Ali.

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seeing as /hoc/ runs this shit hole we will be making some changes. The first rule is you will shit in toilets from now on

*Rashid Khan

nobody tells our poos where to loo, get the fuck out

*makes /cric/ seethe

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/hoc/ does tough, seeing as this our thread now

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you useless faggots couldn't run a bath get the fuck out before I get mad

what are you gonna do?

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only place well be shitting is on your mum's obese tits m8.

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tell janny.

>p-please sebLORD s-save me from BIG STRONG /HOC/

huomenta

Rule number 2. No more calling this a sport, it clearly isn't

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mornin'

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Fun fact: Cricket is actually an insect

Fun fact: there are trillions of cricket in existence at any given time.

/cric/ - bored kiwis with no hobbies asininely shitposting at 8pm until they go to bed edition

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Explain this sport to me please

Rule number 3. no more poos. ever. for any reason.

>he says posting a handmade kiwi meme
loser.

>loser

Think again, poorcunt.

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one lad bowls a googly, other lad dabs it down fine leg for four OR nicks it behind, or did he? SNICKO

Haha loser.

Ahh okay, and then a chrimp on a barbie m8

that's league.

poo peeland XD

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ok good night /cric/ i love you

hope you have night terrors

just kidding i'm awake

hope you go into cardiac arrest under the sheer weight of your bulk.

haven't had a night terror since 1993 lads

>1993 lads
oh my based

based

why do americans call showers night terrors

GOTTEM
good stuff m8

fearful of the amir show

more fearful of the NZ openers show

Pakistan are probably best value at 7/2. England are going to get beat by India and that leaves them with the pressure on. Pakistan win today and they're golden imo

Reckon I might skip watching today's game and leave my house and attempt to interact with females in order to potentially have sex

where is my pall will from wellington

kek

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It's an "I got a mortgage to prove someone in Yea Forums wrong" edition

godspeed m8

Night terrors suck bro. Also fucking ate when Im trying to type in my dreams and it just doesn't work and I get frustrated. Don't even realize it's a dream. Thanks for reading. Smash like if you want.

took a shower after i got home from the gym lads. now i'm drinking tea. quite comfy desu

There's a guy at who pulls out lame shit like this to impress people. Needless to say, he's widely disliked and a bit of a social laughing stock.

nice whats your routine

I like your blogs better than fat cunt's.

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

kek, idk what all batsmen get so worked up about mankad for. Stop trying to get an advantage by backing up too early and you wont get runout.

Hate leafs and amerilards on my /cric/.
Binlan always welcome however.

so true

who is /cric/'s equivalent of shannon?

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sebbo

Wrong

>they don't have a shannon
i thought people cared about this "sport"

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the 'Bul

Pavement

post shannon

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reckon stokes needs to lose 75% of his match fee for this outburst

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got dorffs first wicket mate?

should get a 2 game suspension for damage to the pitch

should get a medal for hitting homophobia for six

don't make sebbo feel wanted

feeling wanted lads

Haha we've never wanted you here, you fat piece of shit

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lol i love you bros

must be that gravitational force of yours

thanks man, absolute ripper to a new batsmen no less
t.appreciates seb

what are you listening to lads?
youtube.com/watch?v=_yADS3Q00e4

>vince

that's a fairly solid yikes from me m8

sick and fuckin tired of this scheduled, sick and fuckin tired of waking up at 5:30 to watch this fuckin shit. fuck you england

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youtube.com/watch?v=r-S2aqnfzDs

just listening to the suicidal thoughts in your head m8?

god that's a beauty

no I listened to 20sec of that Rancid song

youtu.be/pckHRg23rpk

got a boner

>listening to any rancid after '2000'
faggot

absolute ripper

Not really, vince just played an awful shot. starc’s delivery was way better

never fails to make me chuckle

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yeah not an absolute ripper actually

how does one miss that?

what the fuck do you know about cricket fat cunt

no actually it's a ripper
awful footwork from the batsman though

no really, it was a good ball

H
O Y E
Y
E

reasonably good ball
shit shot

His feet were nowhere and his decision to drive a ball on that length, especially considering he was early into his innings cost him his wicket, not because it was an unplayable ball. any other top order batsmen worth his shit would have blocked that out with relative ease

the starc to root one was a lot deadlier than the vince one

you've never bowled a good ball or played a good shot in your life you fucking fraud.

sebbo you literally do not understand cricket

neither sebbesity nor baldy have ever played cricket: fact.

sees zingers flying and automatically thinks it was le absolute rip snorter. fucking retard

>His feet were nowhere

what wicket are you watching:?

wrong

There is not one aspect of cricket which I do not understand.

bullshit. fraud.
worse than Daniel.

C R I C K E T

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tfw have taken multiple 5fers both as a leg spinner early into my days and then as a medium pacer. i was the most feared bowler in my area. watch your fucking mouth when you talk to me.

yeah i'm sure you're shit hot at cricket

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>be american
>play cricket
who raped you lad?

will there be an acestream link that actually works this time

U19 rep for Auckland, what now

need a stream ay?

bet you're a shitter

i played in pakistan lad, years ago when i went over and had to stay there a few years. learned and became a pro all within 6 months. goml

really, what year?

yeah let me just link you my facey too mate

post or fraud

should've just started making runs.

why the FUCK would he do that

to not expose himself as a fraud

he can literally just post a pic of the shirt, they let you keep them desu

>wagecucking done at 10:30
yep, I'm thinking a full day of watching cricket awaits
not sure who I want to win today tbqh

yeah let me just flick you my name and address too, how about a portrait

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yeah, that's fair. shirt + timestamp

all stan’s must stick together lad
fraud confirmed. as all kiwis are

David Boon here, no bullshit.

F.R. Auden of 101 Yarnspinner Way

Haloooo (i’m not girl)

very cute panties

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Yikes

that hurt

you're talking to the wrong type of women

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>frump mcfrumpenator shuts you down

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doesn't matter if you believe me. you're no one.

>24

Yeah sure

on the one hand, I think have AUS, NZ, PAK and IND as semifinalists would be pretty based, oceanic derby and pooceanic derby
however on the other hand I feel bad for the english, they never win in ANY sport, would not seeing them do well

she looks like a goer.

A cup of coffee could seal the deal here

OH NO NO NO NO NO

still would 2bh

two South Asian teams will make the semis if England fail to qualify. it doesn't have to be Pakistan. could be Bangladesh or SL too

would smash

Any of you bongs still actually pay for Sky?

as good friends

i’d rather see englel in the semi’s over the kiwis. let’s be honest, does anyone really want them to win the wc? such an irrelevant team on the world stage even if they have good players, title would just be wasted. at least if englel wins people would be happy for them. so yeah let’s just hope things start going seriously wrong for nz so they have a chance of getting kicked out

my late father always told me to watch out for fat women and NEVER EVER settle for a fat woman. your children will be fat too and being fat is a form of greediness, which means she'll be greedt in your relationship too. it's also a form of mental illness.
But what I'll never forget is the test he gave me to see if a skinny/normal woman will become fat or not. Look at the ankles. If her ankles aren't skinny, she'll become a fat hag. We in the West have the liberty to be able to see women's ankles. Especially at summer. Watch out for her ankles.

never understood lads letting themselves get friendzoned. just move on ffs.

>semi’s
>’s

your dad had early onset schizophrenia my bro

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stfu lad it’s 4:45 am i dont know what the fuck im typing

In the build up to the CRICKET, the ICC youtube channel have given us a free CRICKET game.

Scotland vs Germany (grills)

Thank you ICC.
I love CRICKET.

youtube.com/watch?v=W-ZUIdfHFnA

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post your mother's ankles
I'm guessing they look tree trunks

I have always had female friends that I didn't want to fuck. Even good looking ones. When you actually connect with someone on a level of friendship, you don't feel sexually attracted to them. Now, I am that guy from school that all the girls wanted to fuck so most of the girls probably wanted to fuck me, in fact I know that some of them did because I had to knock them back and then it ruined the friendship, but it's not always the "friendzone".

Was he a scientist?

>lady with hijab bowling for scotland
okay this might be based

Cunts hate on Seb but lets face it.
He's here more than any of you and has his finger on the grig pulse at most times.
4:45 am lads, cunts still charging on and has probably watched every single ball of this world cup.
Machine m8, keep on keeping on Seb, a true patrician of cricket.
l

If we drop Henry for Southee just because of that one over I'm gonna fucken punch someone

his mum died in 2015 you insensitive jerk

bet that pitbull ripped his face off after this

look kid, do you really trust scientists? they're walking on egg shells when it comes to stuff like obesity

game promises to be explosive

go to bed, m8
this'll still be on when you wake up

absolute snoozer of a blog.

im sorry

my mum is an angel, beautiful inside and out and I will defend her honour with my life. now, will you humble yourself and apologize, or do we tussle?

This "sport" is lame

Stay mad, ugly and poor.

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Big fat phony.

>defending the old girl
based good son

Who’s talking about gangbanging your mum?

Not upset, handsome and well-paid.

what's wrong with you?

Is it me or is the central strip longer than in every World Cup game I've seen thus far?
Why do we make women run further?
Or is it the angle?

Does the ICC hate women?

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It's pretty gay to be honest bruz.

Is Afghanistan a serious contender? How did they get into the cricket world cup instead of a country like, say, Canada

we've come closest to beating future champ india so by that metric we're the second best team in this cup

what time does this shit actually start?

Come to NZ, we'll set you up with a nice Korean girl m8.

>Does the ICC hate women?
>running a tournament at a loss due to no fans
no, quite the opposite bruz

Pitch is the same, theyre just midgets and using an iphone to film

thank you, finally my efforts are being appreciate
probably will during the middle of it, have to get up for work too in a few hours, not trying to kill myself here

Canada is a basketball country. Like how the USA is a hockey country.

>0 (zero) points

canada is a basketball nation

this whole thing should be moved to Yea Forums

they're basically the best of the next tier
a few world class batsmen and they would be contenders

>get up for work

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I'm all about this team not making the semis now,
I don't want them to lose in the semi final like I expected, I want total humiliation, I want to see tears and pant-shitting, grovelling apologies from players knowing that they have blown their one and only chance
the only way it could be absolutely perfect would be australia winning it and riding that high all the way through the ashes and winning those as well. I would love that

Might draw some pictures of English players shitting

>Don Bradman cricket on last gen console looks more realistic than irl womens cricket

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Do I have to remind you freshies who runs this poomunity.

alri Padraig

>muh batting tail
why dont they just bring in some actual bowlers instead of this autistic drive to make 500 runs?
Its fucking them up hard

Jesus! It wasn't as bad a loss as people are making it out to be. We rode our luck pretty hard in the first ten overs. I did kek at your post though! And it has to be you, us or the kiwis - not the pajeets

time to watch the giant bomb quick look again

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what mindset is this

afghan refugees picked it up in pakistan

/hoc/ runs this poomunity of course

Cricket questions chaps:
Runner A and Runner B right.
Let's say Runner A hits the ball and it hits the boundary or goes all the way for a 6.
Who hits the next ball, A or B?

Second question: I've been told that if they runners complete a run before the ball is caught they get to keep their run, but if they make a run and THEN the ball goes out for a 4 - do they get a 5 or is it limited to a 4?

thanks

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Time for some grigget

this, nobody knew of cricket before the refugees in pakistan learned it
we'll be a cricket superpower by 2030 as the sport grows

bangladesh taking england's spot 2 world cups in a row would be elite, especially when they were favourites this time

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tipping pakistan batting first score 280

nz 116 all out

Business idea: Wednesday night football

If it is on any ball but the last ball of an over, the striker of the ball that scores the boundary will face the next ball.
If the ball reaches the boundary - it is immaterial if the batsmen have run. They receive a four or a six

boundary hitter keeps strike as 4 or 6 runs are awarded as what the players *would've* run if there was no boundary rope. so if you run two before the ball goes over the rope, you don't get 6 runs, just the 4.
getting a run before a ball is caught is counted.

it was a very comprehensive loss and we won't beat india or NZ playing like this. it's over
flat track bullies, nothing more

what stream are we using to watch the cricket

cheers lads
So if I'm not to be mistaken - it is 100% impossible for a player to completely "own" an over?
The maximum number of balls that a player can face in one over is five?

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yes, if you face all 6 balls of an over then you are out.

Don’t listen to this lad. one batsman can definitely play all 6 balls of an over and it happens quite often, especially at the start of an innings

a player can face all 6 deliveries.
at the end of an over, the batsmen don't really rotate strike, it's just that the bowling changes ends. so if runner a finishes the over by getting a single run, he will face the first ball of the next over because the next bowler is bowling at that side.

wrong

do you think it's funny spreading misinformation to mislead people trying to learn about the game? because I don't
you can't face every ball of an over. end of

This is not the post

stop trolling

Please stop leading our new fans astray you elitist retards.

GOATtill and MunGOD due a big one

owned. it was me both times

the match start is delayed an hour? ;-; but it's late...

somebody on my facebook just posted that axis of awesome tranny having a whinge about folau
love fat, ugly men wearing lipstick ranting about how a man of god is a bad role model

plz plz plz

>game delayed
wtf

listen
do not FUCK with me
I want a straight answer

SL has no chance senpai

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BASED alchy locks with the epic troll

A player can play all six balls with no problems.

they never said one hour?

at the ground lads, covers coming off

So as I'm sure you've all heard the "Red Sox" (yes that's how the Americans spell socks) and the "New York Yankees" will play the first ever European Major League Baseball game on Saturday playing at West Ham's London Olympic stadium.
At the same time Australia and New Zealand will be playing at Lord's.

Baseball, and it's mother that gave birth to it will be being played at the most elite level for the first time ever and probably for the only time ever.
They will only be 8 miles away.

isn't that amazing, /cric/?
/mlb/ didn't think so and I didn't get a single fucking (you)

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until you get timed out for hogging the strike, but apparently that is not a problem???

personally I think the key for pakistan here is to score more runs than new zealand
on the other hand the key for new zealand is to have a higher quantity of runs than pakistan

Watch Munro go for

Pretty cool desu

it's not the quantity, but the quality (but in reality it's the quantity)

they have a game in hand and are only point behind you, you mong

Do NOT tell me they've delayed the start

perfect chance for england to rain out both sports at once

based

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so if the rain decides to dab on SL / PAK / BAN, they might not even get to play and they'll be out of SF contention?
seems stupid

Start this shit already

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Absolutely fucking fuming fuck England
What a shitty WC

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>have an autistic mate whose surname is Stern and he wants his future son's first and middle names to be Duckworth Lewis

how do I stop him?

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christ
a little bit of rain never killed anyone
it's just water

don't worry lad
he is unlikely to ever have a son

Awrite lads

start calling him duckworth

get all his mates to call him duckworth

So at the moment game will finish at 6.30-7am if they delay an hour. Might be better to wake up early.

fucking cock suckers start the fucking game

>toss delayed by morning drizzle
state of it

this is why we NEED t20

>These are the cheapest WC Final tickets
none of us will ever go to one
let that sink in

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Sounds like he'll be lucky to lose his virginity, let alone breed

Lads, it's England. Of course it's going to rain. It's June after all.

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business idea: cricket played indoors

pretty sure even tradies earn that in half a month in australia. rich bastards

>alcohol free areas
What the actual fuck

Gonna be raining from your eyes when England doesn't make the semis

how are we still being given 64% chance to qualify? they do know the points we have now are all we will finish with, right?

they'll be cheaper when the indians bow out in the semis

inb4 sarfraz wins the toss and bowls kek

SCG has them too

Sippin' on a Pepsi Max right now, so I guess I'm rooting for India.

just ate 2 pounds of greek yoghurt, vanilla taste
farts are gonna be absolutely rancid for the coming 30 hours

local Indian takeaway man is from Bangladesh and refuses to sell alcohol (he says he can bring your own though)
They take the anti-alcohol thing very seriously

Actual Indians really don't give a shit though
They'll sell anything if it makes them and extra penny

BASED

You now remember, Nathan astle

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why's the match later than usual today? rain delay?

Here to witness the Kane show

Rain looms

ah, was playing wow and not paying attention kek
grim

BASED wow classic poster. Love your work.

no it doesnt

are you a warlock m8

to be completely honest guys, I'm seriously considering havin a wank at the moment
any recommendations? which category to watch? no gays or trannies pls

Halal

thanks mate, i do what i can

am multiclass god haha

JAV

no suggestions at all?
guess I'll be going for "big natural tits" today

The munro show

/cric/ related
thefappeningblog.com/danni-wyatt-nude-leaked-fappening-220-photos-videos/#more-575401

Still haven't started

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>drops 2 catches in an over
>single digit score
Hmmmmmmmmm

Interracial lezdom will always be the best

I hope we see some great bowling from lockie ferguson today

He's due

Business idea: Indoor coin toss

hes been bowling well the whole tournament tbf

Due a doodoo

Wake up at 4 am so i can watch cricket and it gets delayed. Seething and fuming, my rage is immeasurable

i bet your favorite nirvana album is nevermind kek

...

Are there any cricket stadiums with overhead roofs ? Just that one in Australia?

Fuck off back to sleep then cunt. Hopefully your brain clots and you die

キミと (はいっ) 一緒がいちばん (いぇい)
好きよってもっとぎゅっとね
キミを (はいっ) 新しい場所へと (いぇい)
引っぱってっちゃう る・らんら! して?

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probably nz since they usually have 30m boundaries

not overhead roofs we have the kind of roofs that are under your feet

based weebcel

>straya has weebs

What’s songs you listen to?

fuck thats brutal bruz. you actually mean all that shit you say or just bantz?

Had some falafels for dinner. Feeling very ethnic.

oof

You’re lucky there’s thousands of miles inbetween us right now or else i would literally have stomped your fucking head inside of the ground for having the audacity to say something like that me. you would be dead and i’d be willing to spend my life behind bars over it

based bogancel

munro and henry tipped to play

rude

all sorts, lad. ive dropped the occasional japanese song here for a few years now. i think one of them is still stuck in that poor guys head

A friends with benefits date ;)

not really in the mood to wank after all

Are you Pakistani from the US&A?

I forgot the tune
Do NOT post it :(

based

Lo fo hip hop is best mate

based lankcel

youtube.com/watch?v=uZFRj4_1afM

the stiff upper lip

What’s it like being Sri Lankan in the Netherlands?

whats that got to do with cricket mate?
pushing it

had enough of sebbo

>like if you want Pak to win
>comment if you want WI to win

*comments*

We're going to have a bat

*be’s Jeeves*

Nah they'll be cheap when India lose in the semi final and 80% of the tickets are on sold.

They have a faggot pajeet as PM so definitely good for immigrants.

>local Indian takeaway man is from Bangladesh and refuses to sell alcohol (he says he can bring your own though)
not just a licensing thing?
have to do the same at the thai place near me but that's because they don't have a license to serve alcohol

One thing my dad told me was, "Never let your woman know when you're insecure"

>hosting the world cup final in a country where the biggest stadium seats 5,000 people
bit odd especially when you also factor in that half the games will be washed out by rain

Teams i like tier

>New Zealand
>South Africa
>England

Teams I don't like or dislike tier

>India
>Sri Lanka
>West Indies

Teams I don't like tier

>Bangladesh
>Afghanistan

Burn it and stomp on it tier

>Australia
>Pakistan

ireland isn't it

>munshit is playing

@93749041
fuck up josh

rain looms

your mum is probably a bush pig mate
wouldnt take all his advice too serious unless you want a bushpig yourself.
thats good advice though

how come?

>australia same tier as pookistan
grim

Abella Danger

aus pak final confirmed

no it doesnt

Can't understand a word this fat brown cunt is saying

How’s the world cop going for you?

youtube.com/watch?v=SHsUIZiNdeY
reviewing this before I head off lads

Sri Lankan? Where did you get ridiculous idea?
No

He's due a dropping.

You are right my bad.

>no. 1 ranked side in both tests and ODIs
Hmm based ;)

Literally no one likes our one though apart from gays. He's absolutely useless and wasn't voted it. Although the voting people here are fucking tards so they'll probably vote him back in again

BASED
watch some brian shaw videos today personally.

He's had the shits since Finch, Starc and Cummins set up the potato nog captain.

Icc got scared and reduced the teams. One qualifier is grim

The Amir Show ft. Munpoo and Gupshit

Good choice
Milf is always best category.

yeah found it a bit odd
granted never been to ireland myself but from the way my parents and their family behave he doesn't seem like someone the irish would vote in

based paranoid schizophrenic poster

Absolutely despise this fat cunt

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>Birmingham
Pakistan home game this ay haha there's lots of browns there get it haha

the only people who have a right to hate ian smith are aussies

made an elite truthnuke about dorff opening the bowling being a good decision but dropped just as he took the wicket and I didn't get the praise I deserved

business idea: roving KP

livid

Absolutely despise this fat cunt

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>mccullen
based paki doesn't even care to know baz' name

Don't have the attention span to watch an ODI

thats what the threads are for haha

just ghosted some slut lmao

based tomorrow user

I just watch animes and follow the /cric/ threads. Actually watching cricket is retarded

Just called my DTH operator and told him to disable star sports for a day.
I don't want inbreds running around on my TV.

commentators i love to hear seething:

1.ian “im fat” smith
2.sanjay manjrekar
3.that bangladeshi commentator, ali khan or whatever the fuck the cunts name is

Any software dev here who can give me career advice

417th for OYE HOYE

in 1992 pakistan also bowled first against NZ

If fatguts doesn't like you, you must be doing something right

love cricket
hate stuttering streams

Pakis on pooicide watch

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

>I just watch animes
>watching cricket is retarded

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Where are the Aussies watching it

Undecided whether I get on the piss.

roving bob willis I reckon

youtube.com/watch?v=RU4p_XptNAA

Shall be hanging out with /cric/ from now on during dead /hoc/ hours lads

Pakis keep on spamming about 1992 as if their team this time is actually good.
After today their false hope will die like their country.

Mr toilberg won't be Happy with you

perusing the comments from seething boomers on the latest cricket article on BBC

going to be the ausGODs cruising to a sixth, world cups are foregone conclusions

For me it's twice likey

Based retard

Their country is dying today?!

Thoughts on child photography?

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Sense a bit of anger and frustration in this post.

be a gentleman and bring a few back would you old boy?

could measure his blood pressure from here

Classic English phenotype

wish we lived in a world where the purge was real
would eliminate you guys one by one

literally who

seethe personified

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No you wouldn't cunt I'd stomp your cock off

>munro still playing

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

youtube.com/watch?v=GoVnJRMPMOY
based bob

That series was so comfy ;_;

Business idea: just sing the Maori version of the anthem and not the English version

>Only the self-serving media made us favourites.

>Not a soul I've spoken to considered us anywhere near.

>But the celts, like with the rugby, are out in force, slandering those that pay for their schools and hospitals.

>Time for this union to end.
my personal favourite

would genuinely take my time with you
play with my prey a little bit

>if you are able

Good way to help embed positive memories

youtube.com/watch?v=MfR_Fnis9bU

had a hard cock all morning

Exquisite and beautiful anthem

grim disgusting anthem

lads
the women's world cup qualifier is over

Germany finished in 37/8 after 20 overs.
Scotland beat it after 6 overs and ended 38/2.
The game lasted 1 hour.

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how's the hairline mate
how's the bodyfat mate
how's the mum mate

Aotearoa desu

Should I get a KFC for dinner lads?

>The game lasted 1 hour.
how cricket is supposed to be

haven't had kfc for about 6 or 7 years I reckon

seething we didn't win the toss

Hearing good things about cricket in Mali

>Here is a bit of advice from someone who actually knows the game and whose predictions have come true again and again.

>Dump Root, Bairstow, Roy, Stokes, Morg, Butler, Moeen, Jimmy and Broad from all formats. Forever.

>Cancel Ashes. For the next 40 years.

>Play only minor leagues. Like Kenya, Taiwan, Iceland.

>Send a sorry note to Smith and Warner.

>Thats a good start

e ihowa atua,
o nga iwi matou ra
ata whakarangona
me aroha noa
kia hua ko te pai
kia tau tō atawhai
manaakitia mai
AOTEAROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

occasionally have it to remind myself how grim it is

>The game lasted 1 hour.
Ideal game time if you want zoomers interested in this sport.

yes. come to jesmond kfc and buy me a zinger burger and i will let you suck my dick and then discuss the finer points of pakipaddle while we watch the abos slowly going into their heroin comas in the jesmond bowl.

GUNT BEAD THAD DASTE :DDD

why no poopees pretend they care about indigenous culture

:DDD

finna boutta chin you dumb fucking afghan rapist

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Why don't you cut my grass mali hahaha

maori had a culture, abos really don't

do*

HAHAHAHHAGHAHGHAHHAA

>Hafeez
>38

LGTSS

What's in it for me though

GOAPTILL

>RR 24.00

OH NO NO NO
*inhales*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Imagine giving the new ball to a spinner and not Amir

Based guppy, fuck off pakis

Banned on my office network (static ip) and there are cell phone network jammers inside the office. So I have to walk outside just to shitpost here.
FML

>When your comrades think the radiation level is higher than 3.6 Roentgen

Yup I'm thinking hes back XD

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get the family burger deal on the kfc app m8

grim stuff

yeah right mate, I'm not getting chinned by a lentil-muncher, doubt you could even reach my chin you dweeb

>Guppers

Love the horns. Give the game a real festival atmosphere.

>works at a office
>cannot spend Rs240 per month for VPN

OH NONONONO

THE AMIR SHOW

MUNRO BTFO

yep

DA AMMERRRR SHOWWW
>OH NO NO NO POOPtill

kek
KEK

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CHOPPED ON FUCK OFF

>Guppy

based pooptill

...

gandu kia jail mein kam karta hai?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

moit

>hoof at a wide one first ball
>swing so wide you drag on
brainy stuff

The absolute STATE of our openers

everyone lines up to have a go at munro, but who;s still out there batting and who's back in the shed

the amir show

>floptill

Gutpill is a confirme paki agent

Poo Peeland

spend time with the king of /cric/

fucking retard, SL is actually doing better than your team considering they're just one point short of you with fewer matches played