>due to continued bad results, imagebro has been relieved of his /oro/ management duties >his /ligamx/ reign as janny for the past 2 years is also in danger >"i've managed this shit for 2 years with no payment and this the mothefucking thanks I get?" says imagebro >TW@ the most likely candidate to succeed him but he's too busy fucking prostitutes and going to concerts >Guatemala bro interim manager >implying anyone reads the OP
ESTA SOCIEDAD CHILENA VIVE ACOMPLEJADA VIVE ENGAÑADA PINOCHET LOS VOLVIO ESTUPIDOS LOS VOLVIO IMBECILES CUANDO CHUCHA SE HA VISTO UN ARIO (RUBIO) EN LA SELECCION DE FUTBOL DE CHILE REVISEN SUS PATRONES GENETICOS EL CHILENO TIENE UN COMPLEJO DESDE HACE MUCHO TIEMPO RACIALMENTE QUIERE SER ARGENTINO Y CULTURALMENTE PERUANO "ISABEL ALLENDE 2004" EL CHILENO NACE CRECE Y MUERE LADRON SE ROBAN LOS PATRONES CULTURALES DE OTROS PAISES Y QUIEREN ADUEÑARSE COMO SI FUERAN SUIYOS VENDIERON ARMAS A ECUADOR EN PLENA GUERRA CON EL PERU EN EL CENEPA SIENDO PAIS GARANTE DE PAZ QUEDARON EN RIDICULO ANTE LA CORTE INTERNATIONAL DE LA HAYA FUERON LOS UNICOS DE UNA SELECCION DE FUTBOL DE AMERICA QUE FUE CASTIGADA SANCIONADA EXPULSADA SIN JUGAR NINGUN TORNEO A NIVEL PROFESIONAL E INTERNACIONAL POR HABER ECHO TRAMPA EL CONDOR ROJAS ARQUERO CHILENO SE CORTO LA FRENTE CON UN BISTURI EN PLENO PARTIDO CON BRASIL EN EL MARACANA LA GLORIA NO SE COMPRA LA GLORIA SE GANA CUANDO CHUCHA VAN A ENTENDER QUE NUNCA HAN GANADO NADA A NIVEL INTERNATIONAL Y PROFESIONAL DE MANERA HONESTA EN TV NACIONAL CHILENA INCITAN A LA VIOLENCIA CONTRA PERU LES ENSEÑAN A ODIAR AL PERUANO TRAICIONARON A ARGENTINA EN LAS MALVINAS CHILE LA PROSTITUTA DE INGLATERRA ABRE LAS PIERNAS CUANDO INGLATERRA SE LO PIDE SON BELICOS SON ESPANSIONISTAS SON HIPOCRITAS SON MITOMANOS NO TIENEN UNA PERSONALIDAD PROPIA ES CULPABLE DE ESTAR COPIANDOSE LAS CULTURAS EXTRANJERAS NO TIENEN UNA COSTUMBRE NO TIENEN HONOR NO TIENEN PRINCIPIOS NO TIENEN ETICA NO TIENEN HISTORIA NO TIENEN CULTURA NO TIENEN IDENTIDAD NO TIENEN GASTRONOMIA NO TIENEN DANZA NO TIENEN NADA NO TIENEN NI MIERDA RAZA MALDITA TRAIDORES PERROS SARNOSOS COBARDES
Salvador, decime que se siente Tener en casa a tu papá Te juro que aunque pasen los años Nunca nos vamos a olvidar Que el Alvarez te gambeteó Que Rubilio te vacunó Que estás llorando desde España hasta hoy A Ellis lo vas a ver La copa no vas a traer Pavon es más grande que Magico
Camden Gray
FOUR (4)
David Cox
TE TRABAMOS CUATRO PAPA
Zachary Hernandez
HIJOS HIJOS HIJOS HIJOS HIJOS HIJOS HIJOS PUPUSEROS HIJOS DE PUTA
Luke Long
Just now looking into this tournament. How did Guatemala not qualify, but a bunch of Caribbean teams did? Are they really that bad?
THIS CHILEAN SOCIETY LIVES ACOMPLEJADA LIVE DECEIVED PINOCHET THE BACK STUPID THE IMBECILS RETURNED WHEN CHUCHA HAS BEEN SEEN AN ARIO (BLOND) IN THE CHILE FOOTBALL SELECTION REVIEW YOUR GENETIC PATTERNS THE CHILEAN HAS A COMPLEX SINCE A LONG TIME RACIALLY WANTS TO BE ARGENTINE AND CULTURALLY PERUVIAN "ISABEL ALLENDE 2004" CHILEAN BORN GROWS AND DIES THIEF THE CULTURAL PATTERNS OF OTHER COUNTRIES ARE STEALED AND THEY WANT TO ADMIT AS IF THEY WERE SUICIDES SOLD ARMS TO ECUADOR IN A WAR WITH PERU AT THE CENEPA BEING A COUNTRY GUARANTOR OF PEACE LEFT IN RIDICULO BEFORE THE INTERNATIONAL COURT OF THE HAGUE THEY WERE THE ONLY ONE OF A SOUTH AMERICA FOOTBALL SELECTION THAT WAS PUNISHED SANCTIONED WITHOUT PLAYING ANY TOURNAMENT AT PROFESSIONAL AND INTERNATIONAL LEVEL FOR HAVING ECHO TRAP THE CONDOR ROJAS ARQUERO CHILENO WAS SHORTED WITH A BISTURI IN FULL PARTY WITH BRAZIL IN THE MARACANA LA GLORIA DO NOT BUY GLORY WINS WHEN SHE GOES TO UNDERSTAND THAT THEY HAVE NEVER GAINED ANYTHING AT INTERNATIONAL AND PROFESSIONAL LEVELS HONESTLY IN CHILEAN NATIONAL TV INCITAN TO VIOLENCE AGAINST PERU THEY ARE TAUGHT TO HATE PERU BETRAYED ARGENTINA IN LAS MALVINAS CHILE THE PROSTITUTE OF ENGLAND OPENS THE LEGS WHEN ENGLAND ASKS THEY ARE BELIC ARE SPANSIONISTS THEY ARE HYPOCRITES ARE MITOMAN THEY DO NOT HAVE AN OWN PERSONALITY IT IS GUILTY OF FOREIGN CULTURES TO BE COPIED THEY DO NOT HAVE A CUSTOM THEY HAVE NO HONOR THEY DO NOT HAVE PRINCIPLES THEY DO NOT HAVE ETHICS THEY HAVE NO HISTORY THEY DO NOT HAVE CULTURE THEY DO NOT HAVE IDENTITY THEY DO NOT HAVE GASTRONOMY THEY DO NOT HAVE DANCE THEY DO NOT HAVE ANYTHING DO NOT HAVE ANY SHIT DAMNED RACE TRAITORS DOGS SARNOSOS COVARDS
> Not going to Tegucigalpa to explore the wonders of being stuck in traffic in the Anillo Periférico for 2 hours or to SPS to get stabbed for looking at a girl in el planeta Beta
Ian Cook
thanks anons, but I still think that meme-divisions in central america must be erased and it should become one brown country
Ian Rivera
I fucking hate this meme of centraca pride. Fuck the other countries especially Costa Rica.
Jeremiah Richardson
>USA chokes >Panama vs Curazao >Curazao win >USA loses against Jamaica >Jamaica loses in semis >Mexico vs Curazao. Final Boss
Jaxson Jenkins
We don’t, really. The only national team that we “hate” is México.
Luke Ortiz
Your DT fucked everything. Parking the bus was unironically the best action he could have choose.
Now you understand. You all have a rivalry against us but we couldn't really care less about you
Jackson Peterson
La Planeta Is in La Lima tho. If you want to get shot in San Pedro just take a stroll at La Union or Chamelecon
Brandon Foster
All the central american countries "hate" Mexico. And that's mostly because of their press
Jaxon Russell
I have the back of my nigga Carlos de los cobos but you’re right, I think he underestimated Honduras, once again we got completely wrecked physically
Hunter Hall
The absolute STATE of centracaland
>Guatemala banned >Belize didn't even qualify despite it being expanded to 16 teams and got a bunch of shit opponents >Nicaragua, El Salvador, Honduras out in the first stage >Costa Rica dabbed on by Haiti and likely to get raped by Mexico >Panama about to get dabbed on by USA then get stomped by Jamaica
Yeah you're too busy believing you're at UEFA level but still get fucked by Germany B and Sweden
Luke Davis
>he underestimated Honduras
That looked like something the players were doing. They played like fucking ass. No attempt to move forward, why the fuck were they trying to pass the ball around in the back as if they are Barcelona? Like, what stupid shit is that?
Saint Lucia is by far the worst team in this group.
Chase Morales
Centraca age its over. Caribbean reign begins.
Justin Ward
Who wants to play Rock Band, i got vocals
Levi Ross
No, mexican press only focus on fight each other for every retarded thing, and reminder that Mexico does something good unlike you who you always got BTFO just like this night.
Our players are just too dumb, this is what happens when your national league is dying and no one but the uneducated rural folk choose football as a career
Blake White
>Stop playing EU4/HOI4. We fucking hate each other. Guatemala doesn't hate any of you. We just want to be friends and restore the union
>Reggae boyz have already made it to the finals twice recently >Curacao made it through >Haiti dabbed on costa rica
Caribbean age is based
John Reed
lads i'm worried about costa rica
Nolan Walker
>their national team rarely does something good BASED
Leo Nguyen
>Our players are just too dumb
That was a given.
The reason you might not be choosing football as a career is due to the lack of options of playing outside of the country. The development sector is lacking.
Luis Wilson
Because you’re the better team in the region
Jose Taylor
good, that means you are taking the match seriously, i hope the team is also 'worried'
Parker Bell
Costa Rica will be Ok, you should be worried about Matosassssss....
We don't hate Guatemala but I would rather take a stroll at the UNAH wearing a shirt saying "Juan Orlando 2022-2026" than to share clay with El Salvador and Nicaragua
Evan Martin
W-who cares about salvadorian football anyways.
We only watch European competitions and bandwaggon Real Madrid or Barcelona. Fuck Honduras, Jamaica and Curazao with their monkey-filled teams.
Caleb Walker
best timeline... sadly we're stuck in the AMLO winning timeline
>that moment when people would rather see a Barça match than the final of your national league
Literally all my friends
Luke Smith
>7-0 > 4-1 >3-0 You just proved his point about Mexicans lacking self awareness
Samuel Cooper
>cocky
towards our own players yeah. they pray to god centraca and other shitter teams beat us so they can shit on players some more
Asher Bell
>AMLO No one is giving a fuck about that old geezer retard, stop being a /pol/tard.
Zachary Nelson
This shit happens in Guate too, with the exception of three teams, we've become a nation of Pechos Frios
Christian Stewart
So you'd rather be stoned to death and then "accidentally" shot by the police than to live with your Mayan brethren
Caleb King
do you guys give a shit about Liga MX/Honduran/Nicaraguan/Guatemalan leagues? in the UK we get Spanish, German, Italian and French football on our tvs. Bundesliga is probably the most popular (after the English League of course).
Christopher Thompson
I deleted it because now that i think about it, yeah sometimes it's just jealousy but to be honest average Mexican fans are highly cocky and rude, mexican press just does the same as your press and sometimes it's just your press against our 'worst' press. If Mexico is hated it's thanks to certain press and media like Televisa, Televisa always wants to take advantage of football, they enjoy making our players overrated and that has damaged our football a lot, that's one of the reasons Mexico is so good but also so shit.
I highly recommend ignoring toxic fans, let's keep a sports rivalry not a hatred between nations, except for USA, fuck the USA.
Gavin Rivera
So what? What's the difference on seeing Barcelona BTFOing Eibar and Alianza BTFOing Pasaquina.
Easton Cook
Negros de mierda que solo sirven para arruinarle la vida a otros jugadores por la gran punta país de mierda, jamás vamos a poder salir adelante porque somos un país de pendejos de mierda con mentalidad de esclavos que adoran a otros esclavos.
Anthony Bennett
Yeah but I’m not gonna lie that match that we won against Mexico like seven years ago was pure aesthetic catharsis
David Allen
I know it doesn't matter wo gets elected, i'm memeing
>you now remember that montserrat died for a nicaragua team that couldn't score against a fucking triangle
Aiden Wright
Not really the biggest leagues here are:
Spanish league English premier league Italian league And Argentinian league
But some people watch the Mexican league, too.
Adam White
No, i didn't. and why did you show me those scores? are you trying to give me a shitty argument or what?
Jayden Bell
>do you guys give a shit about Liga MX/Honduran/Nicaraguan/Guatemalan leagues Liga MX is rightfully the best league in all the american continent so its good to toon up some clasico or La Liguilla occasionally. Don't give a shit about the other CA leagues tho.
Camden Miller
Yes, also Nicaraguans aren't Mayan so they can kick rocks. You guys know nobody wants to share anything with Nicaragua
I mean honestly I don’t give a shit about our national league either
Jack Powell
>Liga MX Only the trashiest of the trash people >Honduran, Salvadoran, Costa Rican Leagues Like other user said, our football is losing popularity to Euro gloryhunters, but among the people who still give a shit, paying attention to the area is important, We have a history of International competitions w/each other and beating a big team form another centraca nation is a big deal (pic related) >Nicaragua No one pays attention to Nicaraguan football
It's about not supporting your local league and instead watching and supporting soccer leagues from other countries and putting them above your own. I'm not saying you can't watch foreign soccer or have to watch every single game of your local league, buy people should support their local league in the same measure as they do foreign leagues (if they support more than their own)
Jeremiah Moore
I do, but unfortunately there's a lot of people that don't. The level of our teams has been decreasing. Stadiums used to get filled for most of the matches until early this decade.
Zachary Powell
>let's keep a sports rivalry not a hatred between nations
??
Nobody here hates Mexicans lmao we are just talking about football here
Andrew Edwards
What's wrong with Nicaraguans? They're alright unlike our neighbors down the south.
Guys Tyson Núñez justo got signed by Victoria and is going to play alongside his son. He's still going
Hunter Garcia
>Stadiums used to get filled for most of the matches until early this decade.
They have been that way since the turn of the century. Nobody is going to get crazy about a Marathon vs Deportes Savio tier game being played on a wednesday afternoon. Also the league really needs Victoria to promote again, they used to pump out quality players that would eventually play in the NT.
Ethan Ramirez
I don’t think there is “most hated country” in CA. Costa Rica Hayes Nicaragua and vice versa but other than that there isn’t that much hate
The absolute mad man, him and Rambo will play until the end of times.
Dominic Torres
And I am jealous that their countries are in better social conditions that the nigger slave country I live in, fuck football, fuck sports, I would prefer to kill all the niggers of my country and suck at football than be the shithole we are.
Evan Long
>they're alright no
Ayden Martinez
Collage update. Rate and let me know if I forgot something
I'm just stating that your country has also lost by a wide margin in recent tournaments yet you said that el Salvador always loses
Logan Moore
Would you centracas willingly join an 3rd Mexican Empire?
Jeremiah Howard
Damn why do you dislike Nicaragua so much?
Ayden Williams
are those curaçao players?
Jacob Stewart
>always >sometimes
based retard
Jackson Anderson
No
Chase Baker
I rather die
Ryan Scott
understandable, have a nice day
Cooper Diaz
Jesus christ nigga stop watching Globo vision, we are in the state we are because we're morons that elect politicians that don't give a shit, no politician right now does, they're all the same, unless we really start to give a shit and not put personal interests above the nation's, we'll stay the same way, don't bring a leisure like divegrass into that autistic rage post just because JOH is being a moron right now.
Mason Hill
one of the most ironic things is that we claim to hate memexico but in fact we love their soap operas and all their bullshit shows on tv. Everybody speaks like mexicans now, words as: chale, wey, pinche and so on are becoming more and more popular. I hate this zero identity country
Christopher Lee
>tfw know my people are scum but still enjoy seeing ticos seethe at our existence
Probably communism, but they're generally disliked. My grandmother blames all crime in Guatemala on Nicaraguans even thought that's feasibly impossible. That's gonna be a no from me dawg
Alexander Williams
Yeah
Nathaniel Robinson
Damn bro they make good pan de coco, gifity, giant baleadas, Machuca, tajadas con pescado and their women fuck like animals. I say keep em but limit them to their pueblos
Jace Baker
If you lived with them you would know they are generally annoying
Joshua Sullivan
whoa! you so white
Luis Nguyen
are short fingers really an indio trait? I'm mostly indio but also have a little African dna so I can palm a basketball and whatnot
Jacob Ortiz
>Everybody speaks like mexicans now, words as: chale, wey, pinche
Where the fuck so you live where those words are commonly used? Here in Santa Ana I have never heard people use the word wey or chale in a serous way. Pinche is definitely very common, hell even I use it a lot.
Benjamin Morgan
My family is from there and I when I go visit them I can tell you they are truly awful human beings Funny fuckers that love to party though
Elijah White
I never claimed to be white mane
Anthony Anderson
Short fingers are just something that short people have...
Ryder Collins
They also make the best carne asada out there, there's literally no better feeling that getting a carnita at 9 pm on a friday from your local carnita stand
Asher Long
That's the current youtube trend. Just like all kids used gillipollas and flipar 3 years ago. Today all kids in Latinamerica are using wey, chingar and chale It cringes me beyond words
Tyler James
S.S and believe when I say every fucking pre pubescent faggot and fuckers in their early 20's speak like that.
Leo Carter
That's mostly because of the barras. Man I hate them. They bring the ambiente to the stadium and all but their autism really drives people away from a game
Imagine going to a Olimpia - Real España game with the family and your mom and brother get smashed with rocks because the Ultra missed the Megaloco and then get trampled on your way out of the stadium because of the panic caused by the barras attacking each other. And to top it off the policía militar filled the stadium with tear gas so you grandpa also died. No one wants that
Jordan Barnes
But what do they do? All I hear is that they are obnoxious and awful human beings but not about what do they actually do
David Bailey
I hate this fucking slave mentality, piece of shit country, Jamaica and La Curazao fucked us in the ass, we are eliminated and the piece of shit people of this country will forget all about it just because some niggers beated 4-0 a shit country and they still suck at playing football, fuck Honduran mentality, we are wage slaves of an elite.
Colton Edwards
>Everybody speaks like mexicans now, words as: chale, wey, pinche
Chale, güey no mames cómo me cae de la verga la globalziación, la neta.
That's beyond obvious, why they haven't banned them outright is beyond me. It's worse now because a decade ago you didn't really expect someone to be shot right outside the stadium after any derby, it was a meme but now it's a reality
Matthew Miller
Oh I miss that. Stopping by and getting some carne asada with tajadas and encurtido. I miss the tajadas preparadas too
Juan Baker
No. The only way forward is under the crown. >beated Lmao go back to your neighborhood bilingual school.
current spain is super cucked but I guess they can always return to the right path
Mason Cox
Even with those embarrasing defeats, Mexico has won championships unlike El Salvador who it never won a cup, not even the gold cup and that's what i was referring to, your point is invalid.
Asher Perry
they don't work, they drink A LOT, they grift, etc. nothing actually horrible, just people you don't wanna be around 24/7 apparently in Costa Rica they're a big nuisance but I wouldn't know anything about that since I've never been there
William Harris
That’s awful, I still remember when we used to make fun of the way Mexicans spoke, and now ten years later we are speaking like them
> Wage slaves of the elite This. The families have way too much power and influence it's ridiculous. That has to change
Landon Murphy
>watching Fox Soccer Tonight wanting to hear more about Copa de Oro >it's just a bunch of hoes squawking about the women's world cup every fucking night
1.70 Mom died and I didn't feed well in my adolescence Drink your milk and yakult /oro/
Justin Perez
5'10 but in this country full of midgets I'm seen as a fucking deity
Carson Stewart
How is it going to change when the average Honduran is a cuck who cheers for some pan de coco negro and a football match can make them forget and forgive anything shit happening in the country, ffs I have seen niggers say they prefer to have CALLEJAS, CALLEJAS MAJE as president of Fenafuth just because the nigger made them go to two world cups, fuck, we forgive corruption that easy, we are nigger tier retards, we are slaves, and this country is a country of slaves.
William Taylor
The comments on the us soccer facebook page are unbearable. Nothing but SJW's complaining about muh equal pay.
>there are tards that unironically think the women's team would beat the men despite them losing to u15 high school boys all the time
Lucas Walker
Then please explain to me what makes them so unpleasant
Jace White
185 cms feels good probably the only reason for why I’ve never been mugged
Liam Phillips
Pinches campesinos, a saber en que canton viven estos gueyes que no se actualizan. En S.S está todo y ocurre todo, osea ubiquense.
Noah Roberts
Too manlet to even post here I would never live down the bullying
Luke Flores
I feel the same whenever I go to Mexico, everyone always tells me how tall I am even though I'm 5'10 king manlet
How come there's never any Nicaraguan flags on Yea Forums? I see every other central american country regularly except for Belize but their population is less than 500k. Nicaragua has about the same population as El Salvador.
Ryan Walker
5'7. Filipino and Mexican, I never stood a chance.
James Sanders
se cae esta picha mae!
Easton Diaz
they are venezuela 2.0 (70% of poorverty) and most of them only care about baseball
Connor Foster
im 184 but constantly get mogged by zoomers, what are they feeding kids these days?
Isaac Sanchez
They get bullied to hard also no internet because of communism
Joshua Nelson
Isn't 5'10 like 1.77? That's average now. At least in the cities. You would be a God in province
Brayden Thompson
nice sarcasm you got there, Cheyo
Robert Gomez
Get into fights in the middle of the streets, throw garbage in the house of the neighbors, noisely spit while they are walking outside, etc
Oliver Gomez
They’re poor as shit
Nathan White
Earthquake in Costa Rica 11:22PM local time.
also why we suck?
Chase Peterson
ovsicori says it was 6,3
Jonathan Robinson
5'9. Fairly king of manlets but in Mexico this is above the average and i even surpass most of the girls i met so i guess it's OK.
Jackson Mitchell
Nigga, this country is corrupt as hell no matter how shitty the national team is, we will always forgive those that were corrupt but at least bothered to try to improve shit here. Callejas may have been a corrupt oaf but at least he gave a shit when it came to improving the national team, these fuckers right now don't. We are corrupt by nature, we would rather pay extra to circumvent bureaucracy than to go through the process, we always take shortcuts and disregard the consequences. Don't take your autistic anger on some Ngubu that will not affect your life in any sort of way. I assume you're some sort of retard that regards himself as an intellectual giant after reading two books by Paulo Coelho. Get these pretentious posts out of here and do something instead of complaining on a Nepalese pottery forum.
Because they would only make it worse if they banned them. Have you seen how Ultras act? They'll fuck up televicentro and even the whole emisoras unidas área
And yeah I remember around 2007 my family used to joke about Ultras or Revos shooting people, but now it's not a joke. They've gone from groups of people who relentlessly supported their team to badly disguised games
I still remember the guy who got his head smashed by the birichiche with a rock. Fuck those wannabe gangsters affecting innocent people with their bullshit war
Ethan Baker
Watching the news about the Earthquake dude gets on the news.
Es un despiche total!
Live on air... top kek.
Jonathan Cook
Honduras has 60% of poverty with 40% of misery.
We are only 10% below Nicaragua but the education here is so shit I myself considerate myself as a retard, and the average Honduran can't even write in proper Spanish, the average IQ must be of 70
Aaron Jackson
Shit almost rocked as hard as your mom on this dick!
Para que putas queres ver eso? Dos equipos de mierda eliminados y que ni por cerca van a ir al mundial de Qatar, y aún si Honduras tuviera la posibilidad, prefiero que vaya Guatemala, puta, prefiero que vaya Cuba a la mierda de Honduras
For real though, what's the difference between Guanaco and Catracho accents? arr sound same
Camden Perry
>in province
Shut the fuck up Chilango everyone knows your people are a bunch of fucking midgets
t. Tapatio
Luis Cox
They sound the same t bh but El Salvador have like three accents so idk some people sound the same and some don’t
Lucas Rodriguez
and redditors, judging by that spacing
Justin Scott
Ive never get that reddit spacing meme, only times ive been on reddit is for the NFL streams when i cant watch on tv
Jaxon Sullivan
Daily reminder watching anything in Honduran media or talking with a Honduran in the USA will turn you into a brainlet, now honestly, why are mojados so retarded? Don't they get good education in the USA or are average burgers more retarded than us?
Aaron Butler
no u
Ian Scott
I've noticed Salvadorans pronounce a higher percentage of "S"s correctly than Hondurans, but I'd need to do better research. Send slutty guanacas.
Ian Powell
Callejas will always have that to his credit even though he probably didn't do much to influence this and that's a shame.
Leading the fa of a country that hadn't qualified to a world cup for 28 years is going to give you UNLIMITED amounts of credit. Let alone when you manage to qualify them 2 times in a row
We don't have the mentality to improve our conditions. Just look at our country in general
Brayden Cooper
>theres literal chilangos itt
gotta burn laptop now
Wyatt Perry
> Maje Tegucigalpa confirmed
Liam Miller
Nigga what the fuck are you talking about? I'm not even Honduran and I didn't mention anything about media. I'm just trying to figure out if one of you is the SPS bro I used to talk to on /int/
Ya sinceramente... Para que queremos ir a un mundial? Tenemos jugadores mierda, mas duros que el titanio, el fútbol moderno es muchísimo más rápido y exigente que el que tenemos, para que queremos ir a un mundial? Pará qué nos metan 12 denuevo? Pará qué el pisto se lo robe la fenafuth y los equipos grandes hagan movida para que metan a sus jugadores duros a jugar para que FIFA les dé pisto?
Gavin Gomez
You know 98% of mojados are retards by default, they just get extra annoying when they get deported and start hitting you with the spanglish and start complaining even harder about the country just because we don't have some retarded American fast food franchise here.
Dylan Jackson
No decís maje? De qué puto planeta venís entonces?
Hudson Myers
I haven't been on /int/ in ages, there's just no place for countrylets like us.
Isaac Barnes
I thought things would change when we didn't qualify to the world cup or when we lost to el Salvador in a friendly last year but still nothing has changed. I fear for the future of honduran football if there is any
Kayden Flores
I know sampedranos that say maje like every other word That's unironically better than eternally not going, trust me lad.
Wyatt Collins
> Not sitting sideways with your legs hanging out in the middle of the bus
Low test
Lincoln Wood
its mae. Only undercover Nicaraguans say maje.
Gabriel Allen
Yeah we definitely pronounce the “S” in a, well, very pronounced way, but the similarities between the Honduran and Salvadoran accent are very obvious.
Joshua Ross
World Cups under JOH: 0 World Cups under Pepe: 1
I believe it's time we apologize.
Zachary Campbell
>reddit spacing meme its retarded I have threads and even images saved and people double spaced on Yea Forums way before reddit was even invented.
Evan Walker
Nicaraguans don't say maje as much as Salvadorans/Hondurans desu lad. Also you'd be surprised with how much Catrachos actually say Mae when they're talking fast
Tyler Stewart
God the education is shit there. And it's such a mixed bag. I've met people from the capital who can't write for shit and people from yamaranguila who can actually write, recite and speak proper Spanish
Thomas Butler
I am fucking proud of my country Honduras as a land, Honduras as a land mass is fucking based and the prettiest thing in this world, now the shit starts with Hondurans, they need to get fucking genocided, kill the one million criminals we have, kill the one million corrupts we have, kill the more than 2 million brainlets we have, leave only near 5 million people alive, instaurate a dictatorship that obligates them to have a high level of education, apply eugenics, make this God forsaken shithole paradise on earth, invade El Salvador.
David Parker
That's what happens when 60% of the school year is spent on professors on strike. It's a literal miracle if schools actually get 200 days of classes in a year.
Anthony Sullivan
What a great matchday lads. I'm gonna snoozd now. Please take care of that spastic Honduran for me.
>kill the more than 2 million brainlets we have Just cede Olancho and Colon to Nicaragua and that alone fixes the brainlet issue. Also yes I agree, love the country, hate the people.
Juan Harris
>Not watching hch ironically It can be legit funny at times
Reading your comment I realize there may be more than 4 million brainlets in the country, giving land mass to another country is retarded AF, you want as much land as you can get, Colón and Olancho are one of the most fertile lands in the region and are also the areas with the biggest amount of valleys in the country, Honduras is 85% mountains.
Matthew Russell
Bien sabes que los capitalinos son los que más dicen maje. Lo dicen al final y el comienzo de cada oración prácticamente
Justin Morales
I would rather watch canal seis and watch Oscar Kilgore have the audacity to call anyone a corrupt politician.
So we can deliver our murderball on a global stage and our ngubus can gihe local women their MACHUCA
Aiden Scott
>inb4 >misterchip
Grayson Clark
>make this God forsaken shithole paradise on earth, invade El Salvador. You would unironically get destroyed again just like in the football war. Guanaquían militay is based, and now that they have a competent leader they could solo Honduras and Nicaragua easily
Jaxon Hall
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Nathaniel Scott
what's the point of those parts of the country being fertile if they're filled to the brim with retards that demand gibs. I fully endorse a full cleansing of those departments.
Aiden Wright
As it is they already have a low income and come from rural areas where people usually don't finish elementary school let alone high school due to parents training their kids from a young age to work for them. Of course not all of them are stupid but you can't be surprised of how they turn out when they've mostly been taught to work first and study later
Jace Gomez
I didn't understand a shit of what you wrote Tyrone Johnson, but with football or not football that future is already sealed for Honduras, Schlomo Goldsteins come to give arquitecture programs to us and they all talk about the plans they have for Honduras and that they want to build cities in here so Nbugus, Mohameds, Rasheeds, and Yangs can come to live here, Obviously they will bring more Nbugus.
Connor Phillips
Well, you cleanse them and then you use them for yourself, so you can produce all the food your people will consume and do not depend in other countries for that matter
Angel Long
> Really makes you think
Jose Brooks
Un año
Anthony Ross
I just remembered 2014 happened
Xavier King
I remember I was on a trip to Olancho and we passed by a spot just filled with trees as far as the eye could see. It was so green and beautiful. There's a reason why it's a touristic destination
> Eliminate Olancho It'd be a miracle if you don't get filled with bullets first > Eliminate Colon Sure, if you want the drug dealers to cut your head off and use it to play beach soccer
Jaxon Lopez
Every year it's the same shit isn't it. It happens every year and the secretaria de educación always lets them strike for WEEKS before they even do something about it and afterwards they can't retaliate against the teachers so it happens all over again next year like it's AGAFAM
I remember this story around two weeks ago where a group of parents were sending a notice to the teachers of an elementary school that was on strike where they told them that if they didn't start teaching classes, they'd get people who would. Good, las cosas claras papá. It's like they forget they're replaceable.
Gabriel Ward
Olancho is pretty in itself but goddamn the people can make you feel uneasy in record time.
Tyler Roberts
>"Give Nicaragua all the guns and rising ngubus lads that'll make everything better"
Oliver Green
>Watching canal seis Necrophiles belong on Yea Forums
Asher Wilson
The estatuto del docente is cancer and I can't wait for a president with balls of steel to take that shit down, it gives them free reign to do that shit. Oh and they get mad if you even try to replace them, apparently only they can teach your children that the government is evil and other retarded bullshit. They really need their asses fired but because of that shit it won't happen anytime soon.
Colton Thomas
We don't want ngubus, Nicaragua can take them all, they get all sent to the jungle there, idk what the fuck they do with them there tho.
Robert Perry
And the population is doing their best to stop them by chimping out everyday, driving would be new residents away with the violence and poverty . Go support your people by thrashing a Carrion today
Eli Morales
We need a based Pinochett, see, if you fire them and replace them they will bitch about it even more than now and even try to create a civil war, if you just kill them if they bitch about it will make it easier but we know that will not happen, anyways the turks profit from the country being a land of slave retards.
William Flores
There are good people for example the bus I was taking in that trip broke down in the middle of nowhere and none of us had service. So a group of local people helped us push the bus to a point where we could get a signal and get help. Not all is lost
Henry White
>due to continued bad results, imagebro has been relieved of his /oro/ management duties >his /ligamx/ reign as janny for the past 2 years is also in danger >"i've managed this shit for 2 years with no payment and this the mothefucking thanks I get?" says imagebro >TW@ the most likely candidate to succeed him but he's too busy fucking prostitutes and going to concerts TOPKEK >implying anyone reads the OP that's what I always ask myself
Carrions own shit now, we have Abduls and actual kikes taking control now, chimping out will not work because we have to get the head of one of those kikes to scare them off and they will surely take vengeance on us and send us a deadly virus or some shit.
Blake Bell
those girls got BEANED
Jaxon Powell
Serious question, do Miller Light execs even know they sponsor this tournament? Like if you sent this pic to their headquarters would they start calling around to see what a Gold Cup is so they could send of a few courtesy cases of beer in thanks for the free publicity, or would they get upset because they think their trademark is being used without permission?
Michael Adams
They think they're unique. As if they're part of this untouchable clique. Someone has to put them in their place and let them know that there will.be consequences to their actions. You can protest and demand rights and what not, bit within reason. Taking weeks to fuck off whilst leaving kids without their education is irresponsible and should be penalized. Something has to give. One side has to cave in and just finish this
Tyler Hall
Most brainlets live in the cities, SPS, Tegus, Ceiba, Tocoa, Comayagua, Choluteca, Choloma, el progreso, Villanueva, puerto Cortés, people in the rural areas may be ignorant because of the shit education but they are not brainlets that barely can understand how the world works, rural Honduras is based af
Nicholas Scott
We need to affect them financially. I just don't know how
Samuel Gray
Exactly. I actually fear people in the city more than I do in the rural areas. People are polite and hospitality seems to be their main trait. It's comfy
Nathan Bennett
that pic is from 2013, take a better look, during those days Miller Light sponsored Puebla FC in LigaMX, also in Mexican border cities they alway had good presence, but Bud Light got all the market.
So its safe to say they didn't know what they were spending add dollars on, and put a stop to it once it was brought to their attention.
Nathan Rivera
>didn't know what they were spending add dollars on, and put a stop to it once it was brought to their attention No he said, miller invested but ended up getting beat by bud light, so now bud light owns the market.
Noah Reed
Bud Light is now one of the main sponsors among LigaMX teams, they just didn't invest money in the right teams, BudLight have at least 4 teams now
Jackson Bell
Forgot to say than all this BudLight sponsoring in LigaMX teams comes along Univision broadcasting rights, they are the ones than give sense the marketing.
Interesting. Do other public servants have their own teams? Yeah, got bored with it. Flipped over to the CWS. lul. They couldn't just arrest him in the locker room before the game?
Benjamin Wright
>lul. They couldn't just arrest him in the locker room before the game? We never say no to an excuse to play some footy instead of working.
Really says a lot about TT. They haven't even scored a goal in the last 10 months.
Henry Wilson
is the america vs panama game gonna be worth it?
Jace Stewart
>offside shot from the edge of the box >still misses What the fuck is T+T's problem?
Josiah Clark
brb jalisco
Charles Parker
>trannybad and tobagel
Cameron Brown
It will be better than this one, but it's not an elimination game, so who cares.
Anthony Allen
>usa unironically think they're good again just because they beat these two shitters Don't get your hopes up just yet, lads
Kayden Mitchell
go have some tea and crumpets faggot
Andrew Myers
I don't know if I'm going to watch the second half lads...
Luis Martin
>faggot can we not 75% of /oro/ posters are gay mexicans
Benjamin King
Yes I still play but I get gassed really quick
Cameron Carter
>britfags still salty about EASY groups
Gavin Hernandez
Yep, a lot of services have their own football teams Police FC: Police Defence Force: Army and Coast Guard TTEC: Electric Company WASA: Water company Arima Fire: Firemen of Arima United Petrotrin: Oil company UTT: University students
Leo Butler
>arima fire isn't named for a massive fire that destroyed the city of arima in the 1800s
how does a sub tier competition /oro/ only have golazos
Alexander Garcia
i like how he decided not to rip off ronaldo mid celebration
Andrew Gray
>10 for me Greenland is only 1 hour ahead of the East Coast?
What the heck?
Samuel Richardson
US confirmed for throwing game to avoid Curacao in knockouts
Jaxon Wright
Timezone is based on Longitude most of the time.
David Baker
Tommy and Timmy deserves everything bad that happens to them
Tyler Cox
Why did the US gave the Panama Canal away?
Asher Wood
Chink money and US congress are sellouts to lobbying groups.
Daniel Clark
Same thing happened in Guatemala desu Municipal: Capital City Municipality Comunicaciones: Ministry of communications and infrastructure Tipografía Nacional: National Printing House Aurora FC: Army USAC: National University
The American Banana companies used to have their own teams too
Ian White
but you belong to Denmark. You should be in the UTC time zone.
Brandon Rogers
>so I'm working on the big graphic for the starting 11 tonight, and I was thinking of setting it up like the formation on the field, or maybe go for a list, you know goalie, then defenders, etc >no no, do it numerically >numerically? >yeah, numerical order based on their jersey number
Should they be part of CONCACAF or UEFA? For some reason shit teams LOVE being part of UEFA even though they get BTFO - like Kazakhstan and Azerbaijan and Georgia. Would Greenland be different?
>panama without baloy and perez I haven't watched them this tournament, who are their main murderball/shithousery practitioners now?
we can play it on hans island. I think there's just enough space for a field there
Alexander Gonzalez
chris birchall, stern john, kenwyne jones, russell latapy, carlos edwards. that 2006 team was so stacked. going to be a long time before they'll match that.
Austin Hughes
Did fucking Guyana just get its first point at the Gold Cup before Nicaragua?
This week has been great, just watch highlights of Curacao tomorrow
Jaxson Sanchez
B-but Columbus is lonely M-m-make dos a c-cero real again? ;_;
Austin Sullivan
Desde ete punto es cuando esta competencia empieza a valer tantita verga. Tenian razon los europeos y los sudacas con que este es un torneo pitero Mickey Mouse. No vale nada de verga la copa oro.
