/NFL/ general - Big Andy edition

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CIN: Bengals LT Jonah Williams likely out for 2019
DAL: Elliott unlikely to be extended this season
DAL: Amari wants to be a Cowboy for 'a long time'
DAL: Amari Cooper aiming for 2,000 yards receiving
KC: Tyreek Hill could be suspended next month
NE: Sony progressing quickly from knee scope
WAS: Alex Smith plans to play football again
FA: PI replay finalized, only approved for 2019
CHI: Tarik Cohen doesn't expect his role to change
NE: NFL: 'No update' on Josh Gordon's status

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I wish that fucking walrus was my grandad

as a pats fan I'd honestly be happy to see the rams win the owl if we can't, the asshurt from aints fans would be legendary

saints fucking eat dick, fuck your cunt coach and your stat padding qb

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>Stat padding
Lol stay mad bradys 6th knee

>60% of career played in a dome
>other 40% played in garbage time

yeah gtfo

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That KC Sports radio guy that got tossed off the air is right though. Andy Reid has always had discipline problems with his players and the weird OD of his kid at Iggles camp shows his lack of parenting skill. So don't expect him to be Tyreek Hill's white dad.

That OD was also the beginning of the end for Reid in Philly so in a way if it would never have happened KC wouldn't have gotten him.

Of course it is fair to say the full story probably never got out on that one.

I'm sure Washington is super excited to get more Alex Smith.

I love how Andy Reid is every bit as much of a fat fuck as you'd expect him to be. Like, there's absolutely no surprises there. It's kind of comforting.

>DAL: Elliott unlikely to be extended this season


I don't blame them because he's a suspension risk, but him and Dak made a good duo.

If he keeps fucking getting suspended he's not going to be worth the money, especially when the Cowboys can always just draft another running back.

I wonder if Goodell doesn't just have it out for Zeke, though. That domestic violence suspension was total bullshit, even non-Cowboys fans admit this. Goodell has had players on his shit list before, remember how he used to love suspending James Harrison?

Reid was probably never around. The stories of some of these coaches hours are crazy. Reid would make an amazing offensive coordinator but as a head coach he literally chokes on major things. Norv Turner is another one of those types. Great offensive guy but just can't manage a team for shit. I though the radio host was spot on how many years are we gonna give him a pass?

why can't kansas city players stop beating women and children?

It's fun to them probably

Reids gonna win a SB with the chiefs before his career is over.

The people who blame reid are idiots. He's the reason this team has been seeing playoffs year in and year out. The only one.

Why does a team like the Patriots get an entire geographical region to themselves while others like the Broncos only get one city?

the ironic thing about this statement is denver has the largest geographic territory because no one lives around there

it's just a marketing gimmick. new england region is dense but small and there's no metro area that could support an nfl team on it's own save boston

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Same reason why the Phoenix Cardinals started going by Arizona Cardinals. Or why Carolina Panthers don't have a North or South in their name. More outreach, more sales.

>All those Saints fans in Alabama

They probably don't actually even watch the NFL

>He's the reason this team has been seeing playoffs year in and year out.


While that's certainly true, he is also the reason they choke.

Also true but Mahomes will elevate the team enough to win. Especially as the patriots dominance wanes

*uses two timeouts in the 3rd quarter of a tie game

Some of those Jets counties in NJ are definitely majority Giants fans unless there are just a ton of fans that are ashamed to admit they support the Jest

Mahomes looked great but you might want to pump the brakes on 15 years of KC dominance until he's got a few seasons under his belt.

If the Giants cup Eli manning during camp they will have an extra $17 million dollars in cap space next year. Pretty tough to justify keeping him after drafting Jones

Sorry it's 12 million. But still...

Jones hasn't played a down of pro football, he could be a bust. Expect Eli to start this entire season.

id ditch him then. in most cases i wouldn't but jones is very intelligent and has a lot of games under his belt at duke

ok but eli is awful so it's pretty much like having a guaranteed bust at qb anyway, what the hell is there to gain in that regard? the biggest attribute he has for him now is being his teacher, but he isn't doing shit as a player anymore

>Pretty tough to justify keeping him after drafting Jones


It's actually pretty easy to justify. This is the final year of his contract, and he is a two time owl winning Manning. Realistically Jones isn't gonna get the Gnats to the owl in his rookie year. He can sit for a year and learn from an experienced QB while adjusting to the league like Mahomes did. It would also allow the Gnats to smoothly transition the franchise over while avoiding the retirement flip flopping like Favre did for Green Bay with Rodgers. Sitting Jones for a year would actually be smart in the short and long term because he won't have to risk getting injured on a team that clearly isn't gonna win shit.

Does Eli become the next Josh McCown just bouncing around the league teaching the new kids how shit works?

There's nothing to gain by starting Jones either because the whole team is shit. Let Eli tank for one last year so they can build a decent team for Jones.

The whole problem with Jones is that the Giants went about this whole thing in the stupidest way possible.

>be Jew York
>suck ass in 2017
>get the 4th overall pick in 2018, a class brimming with potentially great quarterbacks
>select a fucking running back 4th overall
>suck again
>get a less-high pick in the 2019 draft, which has substantially fewer good quarterbacks
>THIS time you draft a QB

It's all so stupid. Rosen should have been a Giant, at bare minimum. Or they could have traded up for Darnold. Jones is worse than both of those guys.

Rosen is not half the quarterback Jones it. He might never start another game.

Saquon is a HOF quality player as long as he stays healthy.

It could work out better this way in the end

>Especially as the patriots dominance wanes
*laughs in belichick*

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yum

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I want to like Tom because he is such an Alpha White Role Model, and he never cost my Giants a ring, but this shit is really impossible to explain away. You can't even say something like 'well that' s how they do it in Europe, it's a cultural thing' because it's not even normal behavior there. You don't demand kisses on the lips from your 11 year old male son. You just don't.

In fairness if Tom Brady were an actual pedophile people would probably pay him to fuck their kids

That guy killed this thread posting the kid kissing. No one wants to click over to this tab now. The pats tripfags' most insidious trick yet

That guy is a fucking scumbag for opening his mouth about it though. Should keep your fuckin yap shut about another man's family

Eli retires after this year

Might as well. If he signs another multi year deal I'll actually cry for giants fans

>That domestic violence suspension was total bullshit
I mean, maybe the suspension was bullshit but I don't feel bad, because he definitely did it

Really? I think him signing a 2 year would be hilarious

6 games was absolutely outta hand for that bit of he said she said garbage

Cutting him would add 11 mil to this, which would be, while not the end of the world, at least pretty embarrassing.

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This is so retarded. If Brady were a mincing pedophile, why would he only kiss his own kids? Why the fuck would he do it on camera blatantly without hiding it or trying to downplay it? Why would his own dad kiss him on the lips even to this day?

It absolutely is a cultural thing and it isn't sexual. Stop being retarded and inserting your own paranoia and perversions into other people's lives. You can be uncomfortable with it and think it's weird and even inappropriate, that's your right, but accusing him of being a pedophile when every bit of evidence says otherwise is just being an asshole.

The guy grew up with a dad that kissed him on the mouth his whole life, he doesn't see it as weird. It's rare but he's hardly the only guy that does this kind of thing. I'm fine with it if you're mocking Brady just to knock him down a peg or whatever, but if you seriously think he's a pedophile, you're an idiot.

lol how are you still replying to this meme? And with paragraphs, too. You are S H O O K.

Itd probably be crying laughter

OUR FUCKING YEAR LADS

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I know Yea Forums and I are

I disagree. Eli is a greedy bitch and will play for any team that will pay him a slary that isn't insulting or a waste of resources that could earn more elsewhere. I love the Mannings but they are money-hungry.

Too many fans look at football as a hobby. These guys are trying to get PAID.

To be fair the bungles should be the dead skull. The ravens will choke on LaMemes running skills when he blows a knee out in week 3

It was inevitable as soon as the league decided that domestic violence was more important than due process. Any women that was ever in a room alone with an NFL player can ruin his life if she feels like it. For every suspencion there are probably a dozen guys that pay the bitch off whether they are guilty or not.

Anytone that has ever been near an abusive couple knows that 90% of the time it's a 2 way street but under Goodell the player loses millions and the female gains social status, if not a book deal. The facts don't matter. False accusations are a no-lose proposition for these jock-strap hangers on.

I can't wait until the browns completely implode and every journalist that is calling them Superbowl Contenders right now start talking like it was inevitable.

I will say their cap situation is very good because of the trades most of the dead money was absorbed by the teams they traded the players from.

Your map shows that Seattle has the largest geographic territory though. Alaska is massive.

It’s even worse. They took Saq 2nd overall, not 4th. They wouldn’t have even had to trade up unless they wanted Baker.

I mean we would all do the same for literal millions, but nobody is gonna pay that shoddy old fuck

Unless he gets a tv deal he would probably play for 4-5 million. What else would he do to make that kind of cash?

>Patriots Dominance wanes
It seems like you have forgotten that last year was their rebuilding year.

Look I personally think Brady's gonna play to 45. Maybe 46, but I don't think they're going to be winning the AFC left and right without Brady and Belichick.

Brady can pull anything out of his ass. I give the man this, but age catches up to all. He will not make the 50.

You're handwaving away domestic abuse by your favorite players under the pretense that "any bitch could make it up", but you're talking about juiced up niggers you fucking retard. Yes, women often manipulate and play the victim card, but top paid nigger athletes have a combination of swollen egos and violent genetics which makes them think they can just physically beat people to get their way. Giving them the benefit of the doubt in regards to domestic abuse is like trusting a heroin addict who says he last shot up a month ago.

if a roided nog actually battered his woman there would be evidence. i indeed give the benefit of doubt to them unless they're caught cold like ray rice

>I give the man this, but age catches up to all. He will not make the 50.
Well, yeah. He said himself he doesn't intend to play past 45. He wants to stop there and indicated he was already straining his family by extending his career and had kind of an agreement with his wife/family that 45 was a stopping point one way or the other even if he was still great by that point.

Then you're fucking dumb. There are ways to hurt and abuse people without leaving bruises, and it's even easier to hurt people without leaving clear evidence that it was you that caused it. Having such a hate boner for women due to bitter incel status that you unironically side with roided up niggers is fucking embarrassing.

>his team has more than $15 million in dead money
W E W

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I love how this sort of thing ties Yea Forums in knots. Shitposters and /pol/autists have to decide who they irrationally hate more, women or black people.

>15M
Oddly specific number. Chiefs fan, I guess?

>The Gabbert era in Jacksonville was ... underwhelming. One of the all-time terrible rookie seasons, followed by a couple of injury-shortened years and then a desperation trade to San Francisco. In one light, the Jaguars turned the 10th overall pick in 2011 into a sixth-round pick three years later. In another, no more generous light that accounts for what the Jags gave up to move up to the 10-spot, Jacksonville turned first- and second-round picks into a sixth. Del Rio wants to remind you again that it wasn’t his fault.

>“I had no idea we were going to draft Blaine Gabbert,” Del Rio said on Tuesday, via ESPN690. “No idea. In fact, I left to go get something to eat because our pick wasn’t for much longer in the draft. I go and then I’m sitting there filling my plate thinking, ‘Oh great, we’ve got a couple more hours until we pick.’ Then I see, ‘The Jaguars are on the clock.’ I’m like, ‘What the blank is going on?’

>“I walk into the draft room, and I could see it on the faces of the people in the room. They knew how uncomfortable that was, how wrong that was.”

>Del Rio claims he had Gabbert—the third quarterback drafted that year, after Cam Newton and Jake Locker—on his board as a third- or fourth-round prospect. That sounds about right, given that Gabbert has settled in as a relatively serviceable backup. Which isn’t quite the skill level to justify being taken at No. 10, especially when one of the picks the Jaguars gave up turned into four-time pro bowler Ryan Kerrigan. Del Rio was fired 12 weeks into Gabbert’s rookie year. GM Gene Smith, who orchestrated the trade and the pick, was fired a year later. Gabbert was shipped out the year after that.

>But Del Rio and Smith are out of the NFL, and Gabbert is still here, most recently signing with Tampa earlier in the offseason. So who had the last laugh? (It’s us. We did.)

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The Chiefs have over $15 million in dead money. Also, I mostly chose it randomly, but it does section off the top ten in the league.

Oh, I'm blind. I meant 49ers in that case. But whatever. I'm surprised the Jets and Bills are actually not bloated with dead money like the Dolphins.

The Jets have a lot of dead money contracts, but they're actually all pretty inexpensive.

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A vast majority of the accusers are black women so it's not hard at all. Is it hard to imagine the bitches that stole La'veon Bells Jewlry accusing him of domestic abuse for an even bigger payday with no chance of getting caught?

>There are ways to hurt and abuse people without leaving bruises


Do you know how I know you've never touched a woman?

have sex
i sided with kobe, i sided with r kelly
whores are so transparent with how they go about this shit it's impossible to support them. they never have any sort of evidence, just accusations and smearing via media

have sex

Its nice when QBs marry their drama free highschool girlfriends who will never backstab them

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Go back to /r/incel

I will, just thinking of which nonwhite tinder match I'm going to fuck raw and forget about

Sure, go for it

What did she do

Incels say the darndest things

Not risk a life altering injury likely, since hes played so long and already got his rings

She looks like she _____ _____ ____

Is very wholesome

>irrationally

Enjoys Sneed Posting

sneeds and feeds

>Not risk a life altering injury likely,


Eli Manning is literally indestructible. Dude has never missed a game in his career, and considering the O-Lines he's been behind that can only be a miracle from God or proof of his retard strength. Probably both.

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Yea I'd say that having over 10 million in dead cap means you have a little mismanagent going on even though I'm an iggles fan, and we have 15 mill.

Age catches all.

Interestingly, 6 million of their ~13 million is from cutting Timmy Jernigan, who they eventually re-signed on a super cheap deal.

>6 million
Oy vey

What a clever post. Upvoted!

I agree we need more tripfags arguing about cuck porn, those are better posts for sure

/pol/ddit posting is unironically worse

How about no retarded conspiracy theorist jew whining /pol/tard shit and no tripfag e-drama?

>t. butthurt leftist who got BTFO by facts and logic

And the cuccs have only 1 million, yet will win maybe 4 games this year.

So who gives a fucc

>simply saying “oy vey” with nothing else triggers people this hard
Wew, this is borderline Pavlovian. If I ring a bell, will you salivate?

I'm not sure what actual information can be used from dead money itself. I think I'd be more concerned about having a high ratio of dead money to cap space. sure, it's bad that the 49ers, for example, have 14 million in dead money, but they have over twice that in remaining available cap space. The browns also have a lot of dead money, but they still have over 12m more than that in cap space and already have an arguably stacked roster.
On the other hand, the Steelers, Cardinals, Broncos, Jaguars, and Giants all have very low cap space compared to their dead money - the dead money is actually having significant negative impact on their ability to utilize their cap space.
Also holy fuck look at the cap space : dead money ratios on the texans and colts. absolutely mirin that efficiency

Browns need the cap space to extend their players. Garrett's gonna get paid pretty well as long as he continues to do well. Then there's Ward and Baker the next year or two who need their contracts. Then will they extend Odell and Landry? They've gotta budget as well as they can from here on out

that's fair, but by the time they need to worry about budgeting to extend their roster contracts, is that dead money still going to be dead?

It doesn't matter. They are going to get rid of the salary cap in the next CBA.

~20million over 5 players, 3 of which are on rookie contracts itll help having it but they'll probably lose at least Landry if all the others do really well
If they get rid of it what team has the most loaded owner? And wasnt the league hapless years and years ago?

Caplets. Fucking phone posting

Paul Allen is the richest by a mile. The quality of the games has not increased since the cap was introduced, it is time for it to go.

Wait, I forgot he died. The richest owner (who isn't going to sell the team) is Kroenke.

The cap is fine, just make it do only 1/2 of the top 3 salaries counts against the cap. Right now having an elite qb is detrimental to the team and taking money right out of other guys' pockets.

Honestly my biggest concern is what the steelers did to get most if their rings. One team throws money out the window to get rings for a decade and the fan base becomes insufferable from there on out. The Rasms already have a annual playoff contender team so if he just shits money out it could be a start of their dynasty

As much hate as Brody might get, at least he takes pay cuts to win
Most qbs are content with sucking the life out of the team for their own benefit

I can't wait to play Madden 20 in franchise mode with my favorite coach, Bill Belichick

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He knows he has a job for life with the organization and his "company" (which peddles nonsense holistic healing snake-oil) is a contractor for the Patriots as well. He's gonna get his money, just not under the cap structure.

Do the people in Arizona understand that the Cards are the new Browns?

>niggercollide

>B-but our new manlet QB
They're fucked

Imagine having only 1 sport and being so bad at it that missing the finals is considered a great achievement

kyler murray looks so small under center. dude is gonna get crushed. wilson is way bigger than murray wtf were the nfl people talking about

Wilso on occasionally has trouble seeing over his line and has at least 2 and 1/2 inches taller. Murray is fucked unless he can master looking through the gaps his linemen create. Rolling out of the pocket won't help him much either in his division

burns the coal

>especially when the cowboys can just draft another RB
if you're so sure about nailing an elite RB every year you should really get a job as an NFL scout.

>terrible ecg tattoo
every time

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I really have to make sure to see Rams vs Cardinals games this year. I want to see what happens when Aaron Donald gets a chance to go after Murray.

Zeke Elliot is not a top 5 running back.

Thread moves slow without trip fags

Worth it

Yeah, because Old Gay isn't constantly samefagging with all of his VPNs and trips that he uses like the schizo he is.

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Zeke is a bust desu

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