thanks for spending your yearly wage for one night with me mr janny

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>tfw no lady (boy) to abuse

wonder how much the premium ones cost

>she could rape you with her benis

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Um I am straight but I definitely would...

>you can see her tits peek out
Fucking shit, I don’t care if there’s a dick, I’d give her any amount of money she asks for to fuck her

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>tfw you have a 9/10 thai-american smol rich milf weed dealer that doesn't do drugs obsessed with you as a reliable fuck buddy
stay jealous losers

So they get to fuck hookers for free? Preetty based

does she have a penis?
im not jealous if she doesnt have a penis

some men just have it all

>that man in the black dress will never give you a rub and tug

She DOES NOT have a penis

i'm calling the police

I hope she does. That makes it better

Are ladyboys that expensive?
Asking for a friend

just chat one up at a bar for free

Is this one if those places where they drug and rob you?

>thanks for buying me lunch user
>i'm very hungry after last night

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Can't afford to buy you anything more babe

>went to Thailand last year
>idea of contracting superherpes from local thots terrified me
>only sex I had was with a 6/10 irish broad while I was practically blackout drunk

I still feel I made the right call.

>didn't bum a ladyboy in thailand
That's like going to Turkey and not getting a kebab

bet you didn't even eat a kebab when you went to turkey

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good. Irish people need to be bred out of existence

It's crazy how hard it is to tell which ones have dicks and which ones don't. In Pa Tong I stopped and stared at one in a group of them for like a minute after one of the locals told me they were all ladyboys. I was in disbelief.

She does. That's not a he.

I remember that program which used to be on Living TV or some shit like that, when they followed blokes who looked like tango who were living in Thialand and in relationships with ladyboys.

What's the deal with this picture?

mad lad goes to thailand and banters his way through shagging a ladyboy while snapchatting with his mates who were back in the uk. keeps calling the ladyboy jeffrey

Source lad, I only know the Louis thereoux wife buying one.

Imagine the smell

Christ

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here's an episode
youtube.com/watch?v=bEk71FP3oE4

Do all Thai cities have hilarious names?