How do i forget?

>Be 7 Years old
>Be at local football team game
>Ball gets kicked out of play into stands
>I pick up the ball
>Think they'll let me keep it like i've seen on TV
>Everyone screaming "FUCKING PASS IT BACK"
>Try to boot it back into the pitch
>Hits the railing below
>People are getting angry
>Ref shouts at me
>Try to boot it again
>Miss
>Everyone shouting at me
>Get shoved out of the way by some random
>"Fucking idiot"
>He throws it back into play
How do i forget lads? I don't understand why i remember it. It's been 15 years and it still keeps me up some nights.

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Drugs

I still have nightmares about getting nutmegged which led to a goal in the district semi-final. I was the captain too lmao.

1. Everyone else has completely forgotten this
2. You were not in the wrong. You were seven, for God’s sake.

this i recommend opiates/heroin you will completely forget any embarrassing shit. Benzos(which im on right now) will not make you forget but will make you care about it less.

>You were not in the wrong. You were seven, for God’s sake.
This. If people treat a 7 year old like that, they're the ones with the problem.

It's all good. You were just a kid. No one remembers this shit except you. Don't expect people to be friendly during a local football match. It's their reptile brain chimping out.

Heroin overdose is the best way to forget.

I’d recommend seeing your gynecologist
Have you tried changing your tampon?
Maybe birth control could help lessen your PMS symptoms

you fucking shit cunt

lmao fucking loser

win wars

local footy is serious business you poofs

> around 7 years old
> accidentally call the teacher mom
> try to double down on it and pretend I was only joking
> completely embarrass myself

>reptile
>chimp

???

unironically PTSD

>7 years old
>being sweared at
fucking brits

this one is fucking awful though, not sure if I could handle having this memory

I've seen brits on holiday football with their children in pubs
Its not a pretty sight

everyone has done that

>be me
>8 years old
>nigger comes to visit our all white small town school
>he plays with us at recess
>kids feel his hair
>one kid says 'it feels like horse hair'
>I rub it and say 'lol it DOES feel like horse hair'
>everybody looks at me and starts shouting
>kids call over playground supervisor
>she yells at me
>principal called over
>he yells at me
>I sit in time out for rest of recess
>teacher yells at me after recess
>parents yell at me
>been full whitey nat ever since
>hitler did nothing wrong desu

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>tfw you will never touch nigger hair

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OH NO NO NO NO LMAOOO LOOK AT THIS DUDEEEE

>girl says her parents aren't home and asks me to ride the same bus as her to her house
>Decline cause of my assburgers

>Be me
>$2000 in bank
>Was gonna buy 20 Bitcoins when Silk Road went down
>pussy out
I HATE THE PAST SO FUCKING MUCH

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when i was like 10 i was in a soccer tournament on some double court thing with another game going on next to us and the ref blew the whistle in that game and i thought it was ours so i picked up the ball to give it to our ref and everyone just stared then laughed at me

feels good to have been 8 in the 90s and not fucking 2011

>was going to buy bitcoins to order drugs (The Farmer's Market era, 200 when it was like 10 cents/btc
>neglected to do so because i could get high quality drugs irl easier
JUST
U
S
T

Holy shit

lmao fucking idiot

sometimes I tell myself I would've lost them anyway, or spent it all on drugs, or sold too early
but in my heart I know

Sounds like a great memory lad.

make more mistakes
those will replace the older ones

You got off lightly, you deserved an ass kicking for saying lol irl

>be 14
>be in a volleyball school tournament
>meet older bullies who used to bully me when i was younger in semi finals
>a bit nervous because they are older and look so big but okay, whatever
>first serve by their side
>the ball comes to me, i miss since it was a good serve
>whatever i will take the next one
>former bully aims at me again
>miss and teammates start to nag at me
>this continues with no help from my teammates, keep getting hard serves at me and I miss
>whole school is watching
>teammates starts complaining at me
>bullies start bickering and laughing at me
>old memories starting to come back
>tears starting to well up, can hardly see, the ball keeps getting shot to me and I just fail
>kick it because im frustrated at the situation
>everyone is now yelling at me, including teachers
>game finally over, go to a bench and just starting to cry
>gym teacher comes over to console me
>gets called a fag rest of my school years and all my hoped for a life crushed and went back into getting bullied mode.

>Half Filipino girl lived over the road
>used to always want hang around me even though i thought she was annoying and i used to be a dick to her
>had a crush on me and always ask me to be her boyfriend
>always said no
>fast forward, she grew up to be a stunner and i grew up to be an autist

Stop all of you, this is not your blog

t. janny tor

This. Mushrooms will make you face it and help you get over it.

>regular on TFM
>1 BTC = 1USD
>wallet always had 3-5 BTC change left from transactions
>stop using it, years go by
>lost wallet forever when i sold my old notebook
>yfw those 3-5 BTC were worth 60k at some point

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>Be 9 years old
>Peeing at urinal
>Feel fart coming on
>Shit pants
>Try to wipe it off on walls
>smear gob of shit on bathroom wall
>Get called into nurse
> Sent home

Is that how shit gets on the walls?

I assume it’s children

Never trust a fart user.

>middle school
>play basketball but terrible, mostly just warm bench
>receive a "spirit" medal one game from the opposing school
>"For the player that tried the hardest."

even back then it was just a slap in the face

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1. True.
2. False. He was 7, but he was still wrong.

lmao keep telling that to yourself faggot

t. mutt

kek

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Why do Americans shart? I've never had this happen to be or anyone i've ever known.

jesus christ
especially for a brazilian (no offense) this must be painful

also imagine the guy who bought your notebook finding the wallet

Wonder how much money people just buying old notebooks and PCs have made with this.

What kind of niggers do that shit to a kid

based

Heh heh

i was that that guy who pushed you

i will fucking find you

>tfw you were "one person from defending you" away from growing into a normie
life is a real bitch, god = satan

unironically this, cant remember most of my childhood and teenager days

Very greasy diets and they are too fat to wipe properly but too ignorant to consider getting a bidet. It's recipe for shitty trousers.

Ageist drivel. Its clear OP didnt have a strong father figure to teach him. OP was in the wrong and its natural for him to still feel awful about it.

Do americans actually shart regularly? Never had reason to not trust my farts. They always come out dry as a whistle.