Your grandfather won an Olympic gold medal

>we need an event for the drug addicts to participate in the olympics too
what about snowboarding?
>no the POOR drug addicts, the inner city ones
say no more

Its not too far from rhythmic gymnastics.

starcraft will be an olympic sport too

Imagine being some 60 year old Olympian judge and having to watch this shit. Countries won't even bother paying bribes for this """"sport"""".

this isn't the 80's anymore breakdancing is done all over the world in dancing school and has little to do with hip hop anymore

as opposed to, teakwondo, which has little to do with actual taekwondo (which is a meme martial art anyway invented because gooks wanted their own karate) and has become fencing with feet

stfu spaghetti ireland

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>>Your grandfather won an Olympic gold medal
>>OMG what at?! Fortnite? Being long-distance offended? Gay sex?!
>>No.. breakdancing.

Honestly why not? If Fucking dressage is in the Olympics then breakdancing can be too

>Being long-distance offended
lel

>>no the POOR drug addicts, the inner city ones
lol this isn't the 80s anymore
Breakdancing is a chink sport

At this rate fucking fornite will be an Olympic sport

I don’t see the problem with this when soccer is an Olympic sport

The French are absolutely destroying the Olympics
They also got rid of baseball because it's not urban enough
Japan will be the very last great Olympic games

Fuck the basedlmpics

I'd like the Olympics to be an even of more "classical" sports, so athletics, wrestling, falls into water and such, with no "big" sports that can hold on their own (so no footy) and with some occasional regional flavour sports to spice things up.
Dressage is good for the Olympics, while brakedancing's not with the X-games and Non-Olympics Sports World Cup (or whatever it's called) already happening.

That being said, there's World Cup for basically anything nowadays on top of all the special -games, so what gives? Losing it's special meaning with that oversaturation, innit.

Olympics is full of gimmick sports, just be glad that it's this first instead of the inevitable YouTube live stream competition or some shit

I don't care .
All I want is pétanque.

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My french friend loves that shit. It's fucking disgustig tho

okay, now I want Gabber to be an olympic discipline:
youtube.com/watch?v=XOMT3bRJXOo

Athletics/Track and field is the core of the Olympic Games, it has been that way since the Greeks did it thousands of years ago. It's the oldest measured sport in the world and I like how it's pretty much a "pure" sport: There is next to nothing that can influence it except the skill of the athlete. We will never agree on who's the best footballer/the best football team now or ever or even the most successful player/team. But saying who's the best 100m sprinter right now is pretty easy, you look at the time they needed to run it and there you have it. Athletes have to be highly specialized and they're training very hard. Running fast or jumping high looks easy (but running 100m in 9.7 seconds or jumping 2.4m high isn't) and it's not really complex to look at, but by that measure cricket would be the best sport in the world.

Swimming for example is more cheesy. 5000 disciplines and one guy can win it all.

Shit like breakdancing and skateboarding has no place at the Olympics, they just want Americanized zoomers to tune in. Next they'll actually make e-Sports olympic...

i can't wait for snooker to be in the olympics

My god white people are the cringiest race on earth

another subjective art passing off as a "sport"

reminder any "sport" without a definite win condition is not a sport but an art i.e. anything with judges

Karate is a martial arts, not a sport
This. I'd like to see the portrait painting as a live olympics event, why not.

Better than having 73 events for every stupid way there is to swim across a pool

Remember when breakdancing was cool for 5 minutes in 1982?

Cant wait for skateboarding in tokyo

The game, or the drink?

how is this less of a joke then national teams sending out their C-list soccer teams?

Swimming is the purest and most complete athletic test of the human body. The different styles ensure competitors can't cut corners when training

It’s not a “sport” at all you dumb muslim

Is an dance an sport?

>Swimming is the purest and most complete athletic test of the human body
Maybe 2 billion years ago when humans were amoeba spawn. There is literally zero reason beyond ameripaddle medalpadding advertising money that swimming should be anything but simple distance swimming events with the only rule being stay in your lane.

based boomer