/cric/ ENGLAND VS AUSTRALIA GAMETHREAD #6

psychologically cooked

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sending basedladesh all >our energy

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COME ON YOU CRICKETS

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i am beyond a shadow of a doubt confident that we will all get cute asian gfs if australia win the world cup

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Pretty hungry.

mugabe

3 is the only functioning human style body

>Be American
>Be wrong

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fuck off back to zelda berendorf you wanker

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HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

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3 is his sister lad

Why doesn't Lyin just get a hair transplant or something?

literally every bit of food is undercooked

those tits would look hideous unsupported

well then you are correct

>inb4 this doesn’t count

uggo, I'll take the qweens on the left ty

did all the promising players starve to death?
or simply refuse to acknowledge they were zimbabwean?

The daughter was thoroughly ripped off. That or the mum has fake tits.

grim stuff from england desu

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BTFO

1 is the best here.

lyon would be at home selling potions to travelers

You're going to die a virgin

despite the memes, this looks very doable for england

me 2nd from the right

>post yfw englel doesn't reach to the semis ;)

it doesn't, next you're gonna want to count womeme cups too

They already do.

true

>trusting meme sloggers to bring it home

both true desu

When a girl buy a vibrator it’s cool and Shit but when a Nigga buy that FuckMaster 5000 Pro Latex blow up doll, with 6 spend pulsating self lubricating Pussy with the Non-Drip Collection Nut Tray with optional built in realistic orgasm Sream Surround system He’s a Fucking Perv Just Don’t Make No Sense

>nah comen sheila we'll go to Africa see see a fucken goat in a tree! travel in a bus m8 it'll be fucking mad!

Everything is doable until it isn't.

haven't been a virgin since 9 months before your date of birth son

Wickets loss and Based aussie bowling is the problem

What happened to Alastair Cook? The strong silent type. Now there was a batsman

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Lads it’s only 286

Lose another wicket and they're fucked.

Eng will prob aim for 200 after 40 (need just under 6rpo to get thereabouts)

>LGTSS EARLY
bit gay

must hurt like hell sitting on your dick and balls like that

I think englel need to push the panic button after today's loss ;)

haha he always takes the mickey

Good post.

who dis bish

are women just not allowed into lord's or something? just a sea of overweight men in the crowd

its time to go home

Reckon I have the smallest dick on /cric/, lads

having lunch with my gf lads, really want to get home so i can get back to the cricket

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god I really want to put my penis inside Isa

They are sadly

its full office people taking clients

I've seen a couple absolute dogs in the crowd

I reckon england don't want to lose a wicket here

He was gay Alistair Cook?

problem mate?

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just need stokes to last until 30, he plays sensibly enough, and things will be in englands favour I reckon

I think Australia will be wanting one.

No, mate. I'm part Asian.

you know you can just click that little google button next to the image and it will almost always tell you who the girls is or where its from haha
idol.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/686255

women dont really wathc much cricket mate

haha not if you add another two wickets to the score

Love how Australians will defend Warne's bowling average and wicket/test compared to Murali by arguing Warne played in much less favourable conditions
Love how the exact same Australians will mock Vettori's bowling average and wickets/test

Not really, you just tuck them in and curve your back a bit as you sit down. Makes your bum look bigger as well. No worse than what any IG model does desu

taxi

Mine might be alright if I lost weight

Still reckon I've got you beat lad

Get a fucking wicket and just end their misery right now, they still seem to have some hope left

my dick is like 5cm flaccid but 14cm erect. think 14 is bang on average

Wouldn't mind losing Stokes

have literally never seen anyone mention any of this ever other than you just then

woman commentator i am not allow

Just can't let any partnerships develop.

hahaha
>amerifats

Dunno about that mate, I'm joe root

if we dont make the final 4 i think i might protest by not watching the ashes

by internet standards that's a micropenis

based
they're sagging even with the support

>caring about the ashes
It’s a “home side wins the series” episode over and over

>stoinis
time for pies

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love a big saggy cheb personally

true but just believe in honesty with my /cric/ bros

So I'm not a cricket fan, but is this score salvageable?

GET SUM FAKIN WICKETS

Just checked and my dick is 8cm flaccid. Not sure about erect.

Really need Stokes to fuck off.

Wicket incoming

Women aren't intelligent enough for cricket

>stoinis
haha!
time to lose!

the ashes is like invading a foreign country, much harder to win on their soil but all the more meaningful. you're a fat septic tank yank who's probably never watched a test match in his life so you'd obviously not understand the significance of a series like the ashes.

who's your cricketfu at this world cup lads?
for me it's hard to choose between buttler and root, one is cute while the other is handsome

Wait is this doable?

same m8

thinking about big chebs might just crack one out to micky bells after this is over

think stoinis is a bit of a knob

yes, england bat deep but it will be very monumental if they pull it off

the other weird thing is my flaccid size varies constantly. should get a stiffy quick and have a measure

I didn't get runs by slacking.
I worked hard, I grafted, I practised, I did it as well as I could, properly.
So when you get up in the morning, what do you do? You get out of bed properly, and that means all the way out of it, get right out of the bed.
No half measures.
You must get your whole body out of the bed, right out from under the sheets, right off the mattress until you're standing up.
You won't get anywhere slouching about half out of bed.
Do you seriously think the people here wouldn't notice if you were only half out of the bed? Come on, wise up.
Did I walk out to bat when I was half asleep or half out of bed? Of course not.
I bloody well didn't.
Remember, the best technique is to look at that bed and then try and get as far away from it as possible.

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yes if england score 200 more runs without losing more than 5 wickets

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All dagos are.

based fucking honduras, please continue to watch our sport

Nonce

i want to fuck both of them so badly

good lord

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For me it's 2012 Root

never occurred to me before but aussie children must constantly be at risk of getting nonced up by kanagroos

Pretty sure your lads can win this time. England's test batting is shockingly poor. England's only hope is Aus collapsing against Anderson and Broad (might well happen)

who mocks vettori?
he and fleming were basically the only good nz players for an entire decade

BASED

Someone redpill me on which players are the greatest cricketers in the world right now

bro it is shakib

Κ Α Ν Ε
Α
Ν
Ε

i think it depends how well finch and warner's form carries over into the ashes. hopefully it does, because that along with a few additions from the current touring squad, we should have a fairly good batting lineup.
hopefully starc and cummins stay good as well. hazlewood should be back too and he'll go well with the red ball. i still reckon england is a safe bet to win the series though.

Lost it at the last line

NEVER MIND THE GOOGLIES

cheers mate been looking for this one.

i mock anyone with defective eyesight ngl

Oh my god. That background seeth is priceless.

grim

>england

Cringe

>finch
>playing in the ashes
' no'

it is shakib bro

The whole things a fucking jerk off, the team playing away will never win anymore, last time it happened it was almost a decade ago. Crowds there cheering like they expect any other result. It doesn’t tell which team is better than the other, one year they can win 5-0 at home and the next ashes they’ll have the same result against them. Feel bad for you if you prefer that shit over something like the world cup which i know a lot of you seething casuals here do

I fucking hate the 9 - 13 year old cricket fans. Just want to punch them in the face. Little mugs.

shakib is the best all round
kane is the best batsmen
bumrash or starc is the best bowler.

KEK
love this old bastard

hi dear send more pic

>Remember, the best technique is to look at that bed and then try and get as far away from it as possible.
he's right you know

Top 3 batters are Kholi, Williamson and Smith

England might just be in with a chance if they hit 194 more runs with losing their remaining 6 wickets.

CAT UPDATE:
Still on my lap

dont mind them myself but as lords in a england v australia game
fuck off

kane
shakib
warner
smith
root
starc
cummins
amir
bumrah
kohli
rohit sharma
boult

I got it in the last thread

Me too laddy

england are 30 short

Fuck it I’m saying it.
THIS IS THE PARTNERSHIP

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he will, he's a fine test batsmen. he just mustn't open.

No one gives a shit about your cazzie opinion lad. You'll look back on this once you've grown up and be embarrassed for yourself. Personally I feel sorry for you. At least you've made this mistake anonymously online so it won't have any consequences for you. I just hope realise how dumb this is some day and take it back.

Don't worry, mate. I assure you that's not the case.

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

[CAN'T WAKE UP]

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Click your fingers softly in front of its face and give it a pat for me.

>Smith
nah, not yet anyway

Stop posting this literal troll.

VERY nice

Reckon it’s not coming home

*looks just over the top of my newspapers*
*mumbles wogs to my self*
*continues reading paper*

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>It was our year they said
>Best in the world they said
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

you can only pick one

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What the fuck was she trying to do

god this is a bad review lads

>review lbw halfway down the pitch

lel

I find her very attractive.

ah yes the cup favourites

Looks like it's not staying home after all.

>curry umpires voice in entire stadium

>impact outside

Exactly

clearly hit bat you moron

BASED
god what i wouldnt give to be an old, posh, elite, balding, uppity, pompous and elite MCC member
FUCK

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this is the post

DUMB
FUCKING WOG

EXECUTE ALL WOGS

Nice argument retard. Ashes is fuckin shit, literally 0 competitiveness

Probably going for a double play picked it up from baseball I'd reckon

Right > Left > Middle

>wogs

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shieeet

MEOWING @ that review

Are you my dad?

3.
Not a fan of knee highs desu

1 and 3 3 look like absolute hoes.
2 is kawaii desu.

Wasted review

fuck's sake. why is Finch like this? just say "fuck off". why can't he say no? that was fucking terrible. absolutely idiotic

absolutely brainlet review what the FUCK was that

she makes me pp feel nice so i hope he keeps posting her

Aussies can't review and we can't beat shit.
Normality has returned to cricket lads.

Buttler start hitting big soon and we win

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She kinda looks like an uglier Jenna Coleman in this pic. That's a compliment.

nice "throw" dickhead

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Quite like that blazer.

he shoulda hit that

inb4 diddled by lyon

kino dive

>aus captains in charge of reviews

2 is best looking but 1 is the filthiest

you have literally never watched an ashes series, or probably even a test match, and this post is a dead giveaway. even the fucking 5-0 white wash had 3 very competitive games. I know for a fact you just sit there and look at series results and see 4-0 or 3-1 and think it was some how a blowout. You probably will say the same thing about the most recent England series against India even though that was an unbelievably competitive series.
Just kill yourself you fat fucking yankee doodle shite. You don't even watch cricket.

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I pray for Banglalel's miraculous qualification.
I pray for Englel's miserable suffering.

sleepy smoth

3 is the best but knee highs are fucking based lad. think about how stuffy her feet and legs will be when she takes them off.

Smith always looks like he's on the verge of tears.

Give them a minute to settle in ffs

no nigel farage or piers morgan on the coverage

>american paki seething

Based as fuck

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what do boomers think when they open the paper and read about the injustice of longer lines for the women's bathroom than men's?

We could honestly do this

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hate this fat retarded mong cunt sebbo. cannot wait for his heart to finally give out.

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yeah he's been on a tear this tournament

no we cant
we have moeen in next

Looks like that meme of the jap girl fallen over crying

uggo face

Hahaha England is losing.
Fuck Michael Vaughan.

fuck i wish i had that handy. such a versatile image too

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Try to be nicer.

Can't wait for him to get under 20 runs off like 40 balls and then get caught off a shit shot.

b-but remember his knock against afghanistan

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As a leg man I'm not a fan of any of what you just said

He won’t get in lad
This is the partnership

this is the image

cazzie here
why does /cric/ post so many trannies?

am never rude to any poster in these threads other than sebbo. cannot stand him

Typical aussie hairline

Vaughan's pretty based

Slowly starting to enjoy the boomer

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nice man boobs on slash

we are not even half way through our innings

Poothetic

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Because it's filled with australians.

Trans women are women as well
It’s 2017

where was a tranny posted in this thread? The only one is the meme haloooo one

reckon i'll murder the next person who plays sweet child of mine

>tfw Australia's score was so bad that England still have a chance to win this.

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i love my new mummy

Eoin "Grins When We're Losing" Morgan

>12 (35)
>2 (9)

Based

One of the things we all love about /cric/ is that its an inclusive space for all, regardless of gender expression or sexuality. Let's keep it that way

heh, englel are actually going to do it

who /nervous/ here?

>post yfw you found out slash wasn’t real.

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england needs to have six

almost half way through

Does yelling out "CATCH IT" actually help someone catch it?

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is there a field hockey general?

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Cheeecky 4

dUMB FAT FUCK

warnie a legend

>why do you guys keep posting tra-
*eyes pop out of their sockets*
AWOOOOOOOGA

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convinced england will want more runs here without losing their wickets

K E K
E
K

not arsed if we win, just as long as we're still in by the time i get home from work

Oi Sebbo you here lad?

please get stokes out

It can't hurt.

I'm not going to bully you for being a tranny user, don't worry

>t. never actually played cricket irl

if australia loses this then nuke coming

Easy with Buttler, game over without

Not really, Moeen is the next batsman in so unless they get another 75-100 for this partnership the game is gone.

>finch
KEK

Not everyone went to university. Some of the less educated players need to be reminded of the rules from time to time

big fan of the "catch it" cry when it's already bounced three times and is dribbling to the fielder

"inshallah banglelesh qualifies"

Real life bruh moment

Haloooo

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no its actually hugely distracting as evidenced by this latest blunder

Pls nuke North India first

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Had a great performance in East is East

unironically believe its the key to explaining why third worlders can't field. i dont ever hear pakis or afghanis yelling "CATCH IT" and they drop more catches than anyone.

is there a more pathetic thing than having a Yea Forums friend?

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Wahey

>not wanting a kino India vs Pak semifinal
You scared or what?

Really chasing something salty, but polished off all the chips in the house.

Not having any friends

Not having any

>not yelling CATCH for any shot that is aerial for even half a second

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having no Yea Forums friends?

being england

not having any Yea Forums friends or irl friends

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being a real life janny haha

Sebbo

Fuck off back to /pol/ or /int/ if you want to start a norf vs souf shitflinging contest.

When do they put their foot on the gas?

peanuts?

love a saturday afternoon and the suns out and you hear the faint yells of "CATCH IT" and "HOWZAT" from the cricket club down the way and the birds chirping and the ice cream van playing his choons for the kiddies and next door's alsatian is going mental

just summer things

just need one more wicket, lads

Was about to say this kek

you now remember the Australian who unironically put mitchell marsh in his world test XI

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BASED

>e-even though the same results have been happening over and over for a decade without fail, there’s still some competitiveness! you just haven’t watched enough! could have gone either way trust me!
lol you’re so mad. ashes is fucking shit and the only reason you have to hold onto it is because >muh history, even though it is the most redundant event in cricket atm

I'm currently catfishing this desperate creepy guy from Delhi, pretending to be a girl. Even voice chatted him with a "female" voice. Somehow he fell for it. wtf.

gf jsut sent me this and said that australia better get some wickets soon.
fuuuck im getting scared lads i dont want her to beat me up again

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>Not yelling catch, letting it bounce right in front of you, then standing up and appealing it even though you know you dropped it

That 2011 semi final was kino af.

does anyone still believe?

Good to know.

post your girl voice

brian lara rushed to hospital in india
during the world cup
no coincidence

maderchod nariyal chutney

OH BANANA

KEK
>SEPTIC
>TANK
>YANK

>muscle with twintails
New fetish for me lads.

Kek

The last good Ind v Pak game

I look a bit like Jos Buttler, is that good or bad?

ye been looking at her IG all night. what a kino fucking combination. need to try find more of this
instagram.com/julia_vins/?hl=en

good on ya mate
hope you get a few rupee out of it

being pakistani

Ask her to flex for us when Australia wins the match.

Butler looks out of nick

wahab's 2 in a row was kino, that inswinging yorker to dismiss yuvraj first ball was ace

clips.twitch.tv/TalentedPowerfulWitchRuleFive

jos buttler is very fit, so i'd say good

GET A FOOKIN WICKET

At least you get paid lad

Where are all the Saffers? Gone back into their shithole because they can't face the music of being knocked out again?

Her mother is an MP and that's the only reason she got this gig.

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rate my gf lads (ignore her feet, she normally wears socks)

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I like to make myself believe
That planet earth turns
Slowly

Just bants la
Stop pretending to be a firangi

>see a bunch of 4s
>think we've gone fucking madman mode and are on track for a 24 run over
>turns out its a replay
fuck sake they could communicate that a bit better

Chill out pal

we're next mate

i want an england australia final just because it'd probably have the best threads. nz aus would be good too but not as many kiwis will be awake.

yeah, we look great in replays
shite during live play like

Ears too big

would pull up her skirt then sprint away

Who is this Sebbo cunt? Whenever posters start asking "you here, mate" it starts to get depressing.

I propose we keep things as anonymous on /cric/ as possible. Thanks.

>when they show a wicket without being clear it's a replay
Uncalled for tomfoolery

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holy shit lads this zabaglione ice cream from Aldi is fucking amazing, shame its a limited thing

sneed

>BUTTLER

Don't even have to change anything lads, kek

7:00 12 hour clock
00:00 24 hour clock
???

they're in perth lad

sebbo is most certainly not anyone's friend. hes a fat septic tank yank that everyone here hates.

GONE
GOTTEM
ENGLAND HOPES SHATTERED

BASED WOG BASED WOG BASED WOG BASED WOG BASED WOG BASED WOG BASED WOG BASED WOG BASED WOG BASED WOG BASED WOG BASED WOG BASED WOG BASED WOG BASED WOG BASED WOG BASED WOG BASED WOG BASED WOG BASED WOG BASED WOG BASED WOG

Fucking hell.

>englel
MORE LIKE ENGSMELLS

OH NO NO NO
*inhales*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

And that really is that. Woakes and ALi can't bat. Game over. I'm going to bed.

COLLAPSE

rip

AGHHHHHHHH SAVE US PAKIS

fucked it lads

kek

Might as well go off to bed lads.

glad he's out, was looking out of sorts

PHEW!

KEK

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GONE
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It's over lads

Based now I can go to bed knowing full well we CANNOT lose this match.

>Getting out to Stoinis
GRIM

ZERO faith in the muds

GETTING SOME SOUVLAKI HUT IN THE MORNING

At least for the next game we'll have Roy back, might actually be competitive then.

This is so sad Alexa play im going to do it by Giles Corey

engLUND

‘Catch it!’ is pleb
‘Catch that!’ is based

Kek, it's the white brummy in first

lmao

Really looking forward to this 14 (12) innings from Moeen lads

F

hmm

he bowls a heavy ball

You're OK. You're the only Afghan here, i suppose.

Have you been paying attention to the bowling conditions today? Notice how it swung in the first 10 overs for Australian bowlers and absolutely changed the match. Notice how England fucked up the TOSS. Kapishi?

Thanks for the answer. Fuck him.

gf just sent me this and asked how we should celebrate australia's win? what do i tell her?

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Are they even going to get to 200?

E N G L E L
E N G L E
E N G L
E N G
E N
E

Same thing

F

>Englel
Oh NONONONONONO

Feel bad for England desu

I thought Moeen was in next

"Catch that sphere!" from Conan O'Brien is the most commanding

kek hate this dumb expression

Moar of this
Ab hum apni zabaan mein hi likha karenge taki saale firango ke kuch pange na pade. Tab kya post mitayenge aur kya ban karenge.

>MUH 350 SCORES
>MUH 481
>MUH BAT ALL THE WAY DOWN TO 11

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
are we even gonna get top 4

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why am i watching this

Reminder that we actually can play the 'we don't care about this sport' card because this country generally doesn't actually care.

what do you do when a girl pins you agaisnt the wall like this?

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Table looks grim

vocaroo.com/i/s07w5sng8rms
I'm this spoiled Indian-American girl who's come back to India.
This was me practicing a female voice....basically ranting some bullshit to myself and the character I'm playing. I also made her bisexual, so I can tell him I'm not in a mood for men if he gets too horny.

Probably not thanks to Malinga.

any other bowler would have bowled a lighter ball that carried for 6.

Quasimodo predicted all this

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>squeaky bum time
What did Alex Ferguson mean by this?

we need a point out of the last two games

yeah you will beat india quite comfortably.

others get more natural variation though, plus in these overcast conditions it helps a lot with that.

dilate

Reminder that Englel literally have to play India and New Zealand after this. If they lose both, Sri Lanka will dab on them by beating seff efrika and da windies

Pack it in Ajay that voice isn't fooling anyone

It's Fergie time.

Maxsmell needs to book it to Advanced Hair STAT

turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Imo India still have an outside chance of missing out, they've eeked out wins mostly

Prematurely ejaculate.

Do you also have an IRA voice?

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>It's squeaky bum time inspection, boys. Let me check em!
jesus christ Alex

need every remaining game to get rained off lads

>we
and no >we might well need more than that

I get it, he drives a Lincoln continental.

I know it sounds awful...but he's fucking stupid and fell for it.

Starting to think that the 2003 World Cup might be the only thing we ever win

tremendous tuck job

Fuck that cameraman for focusing on the old man and not the qt on the right

to post in the threads haha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

based -kes lads to take us home

We can play that card about Rugby.

ahahaha

GONE!

OUT!

FUCK OFF

GET ON YOUR FUCKING BIKE AND GET GOING YOU POOFTER

Keane's biography has a hilarious story about Cantona refusing the inspection

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fucking kek
you just sound like a dude with a high-pitched voice to me 2bh. maybe because I already know. still I don't think your voice or your blatantly fake accent would fool me

Only if they lose every match and they have to face SL, Bang, eng and WI.
I don't think losing all 4 is possible.

No room for cuties in cric this is a geezer sport

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>that flag
>that post
noones buying it

why is soinis so angry?

The Rugby one?
I remember watching it in school, good times.

Fuxking hell, how delayed is your stream?

smoth

*be's a gorgeous english rose and destroys your narrative*

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KEK

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OH NONONONONONO

That's wogs for you.

Why are Lion's teeth so yellow?

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fuck second time smoth has failed to throw a ball properly

Are those the chances of England making it to the semis?

Fucking kek. You're good value Sandeep.

Has anyone ever actually believed that narrative though?

based

Why couldn't smoth use his autism to laser target the stumps

He's losing it

Gormless slaphead

too much gazelle

If Eng lose today but beat India they leapfrog above India so the pressure to win goes to India. Unlikely but not impossible. To win the WC India has to drop Shankar or Jadhav for Pant

>7 runs in the last 3 overs
MUSCULAR

no mate the size of your nob

What's that song called lads?

WALLOPS
A
L
L
O
P
S

Can anyone tell me how does a washed up pussy taste and smell like?

stokeGOD

We need 70 in these 10

WAAAAALLOP

>bowling memespoorly
What does this cunt even offer at this point?

love the dick measuring contests that go on during a game of cricket

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bags of coins

>glenn bowlswell

>thinking england won't chase this

Grim

>they leapfrog above India
Not if they win against remaining 3.

ANOTHA ONE

What's for hydration break, lads? For me, it's Carlton Draught.

>two stokes, I mean two sixes
based

My dickhead is about that big, so not that far off.

Kek

Same as any other pussy. Can confirm, have fucked loads of whores and a few virgins

streamable.com/zb2fm

like fishermans wharf at low tide

>reading comprehension

Dial before you dig desu

>Maxwell
more like Minbad right lads?

banger

Big if true

This is the post

maxbad, no? as in he's as bad as could be. some other alternatives that are jokes is batsunwell haha

Never licked those.
Same as others but like what?
Can't imagine what it smells like.

Dubs confirm

Just smell your little sisters. Tell her it's for a science project

Fair point lol

reckon england will want to score some runs here

Nice. Like how she sounds abit Indian

>it's looking grim for england
Fucking kek.

>all these asian england fans
Let no one say we don't give england support

starts out like a scottish retard

can't stop farting

this is stoke's brathwaite moment

This is still very doable

Commentator just said it’s looking grim

convinced england will not want to lose additional wickets going forward

Don't have one.

...

Will Stokes score a century?

qt brown girl in the crowd, spotted

fucking kek

lol this.