Don't mind me, just reminding you Colombia will win Copa América

Someone post a webm of the hot Colombian attention thot of WC 2014

i want to be a woman

I was at a party last Saturday and this girl was going around taking pictures of guys with the woman filter. Most guys turned out pretty bad. But I actually was really hot as a girl, everyone agreed and all the guys jokingly said they'd fuck me.
Instead I'm an ugly guy, it fucking hurts. My sister is hot af too, plus I'm 190cm so I cant be a trap.
Life would be so much more fun as a hot girl...

based bill shatner

Yes yes very nice Colombia, however...

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Sometimes I wish I didn't knew english so I wouldn't have to read the shit some europeans say

Based. It’s so easy being a woman all you have to do in life is literally just have sex

Couldnt sleep last night so I read about serial killers from different countries on wikipedia(True crime interests me, don't call me a pleb please). Colombia really stood out, like Can someone explain to me why Colombia seems to be the WORST country in South America when it comes to fucked up shit? Like in Argentina the worst serial killer was a manlet that killed 4 babies and then in Colombia you have guys like this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luis_Garavito

>Impliying you have a chance against us
I'm sorry colombiANO, it didnt have to end this way

we will send 500.000 more blacks if you don't let us win

Good looking tranny

>chile
>uruguay
>brazil
no we won't, at some point along the way we'll collapse, best we can hope for is a cheeky bronze medal

it's got to be all that coke in the water

I'm still hoping >we win against congolombia and perú wins against urgay so that we have kino "the pacific clasico" on the semifinals, while there's a kino argentina brasil on the other side

fun fact
we have TWO Monstruo de los Andes

There is no death penalty, prison maximums are 25 years, and it’s a heavily catholic country, so forgiveness and whatnot. Also, law enforcement don’t make nearly enough money & resources to go after serial killers, they’d just rather blame the parents.

It can't be much worse than Brazil. Every fucked up video I've watched on liveleak seems to be in Brazil.

Have sex

The duality of man

Maybe they can win their first Copa América this time
>
No, Narcopa América 2001 doesn't count

give sex

where are CULOmbianas at?

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Our thing is that many people commit crimes but we don't have many "profilic killers". Based Chico Picadinho and Maníaco do Parque are the ones I can recall now.

Antofagasta will host the greatest chimpout of all time (so far) if Colombia fails to beat us again

>picadinho
that's because he chopped his victims into little cubes of meat?

Colombia has the 1st, 2nd, and 5th most prolific serial killers by victim count. They’re all within the modern era of the last 50 years and not one of them are drug lords. Their estimated combined total number of victims is 780.

Porto was my favorite team at FIFA11, nowadays porto's squad is not fun and FIFA is zoomer cashgrab shit

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>matched with qt3.14 petite Colombian girl back on my trip

Lads, take me back.

*Teleports Behind You* Nothing Personal, Niño

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hot

Lads there's a really good looking 50 U$ hooker i want to fuck

Should i do it?

We're still fun:

abola.pt/nnh/noticias/ver/794356

okay I'll watch your league

Duh you asshat

Guy chopped up a bitch after sex, got arrested and released. Chopped up a second bitch ten years later and even flushed parts of her down the toilet

Pedrinho Matador is the true patrician choice of BR serial killers

>cheeky bronze medal
sorry m8. That one will always be ours.

>he doesn't know about Daniel Petry
>he doesn't report and ask for monies in Tibia
???

Go for it bro, I should visit Paraguay sometime.

make sure she has a penis

pics bro

sure, just don't be a turbo-beta and fall in love with her

I thought people falling in love with prostitutes were a meme