/trans/

So, /trans/.... where IS De Ligt going?

So some lad on twitter says it’s complete
Journalists say it isn’t

So you post that it is? Seems legit

Preach

still holding out for barcelona

Trust me.
The journos have been briefed by the club.

Hell hopefully.

Briefed by the club to say it’s not confirmed? Ok

Exactly. Clearly you don’t understand. You need to have a higher IQ to see through the lies of journalists

So all the journos saying united not interested in Bale have actually been briefed on that.

BALE CONFIRMED!!!

Utd have still to sell DDG, Lukuku and Pogba and Sanchez.
They put them on such obscene wages, and the players are greedy mercs, that no one will buy them.
Haha. Ha.

I can see you’re a retard. Suggest stop posting?
Nobody is suggesting Bale.

I see what you did there ;). Saying nobody is suggesting it means it’s happening right?

United won’t sell until they’ve bought though. Also whilst Pogba wants out nobody will buy him this window

Bale turned down Utd when >Moyes got the job.
They're not going to sign him. He's literally finished as a footballer.

He will sign for Madrid next year

this

Who said they are? I thought you paddy’s could read?

Wouldn’t be surprised no.

Where is pep going if city get the CL and transfer ban? Is it PSG? Are they even the same sheikhs as the man city ones?

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wherever he will get the most money. Doesn't matter anyway, his career will be finished regardless of where he ends up because his agents are only using him to rack up fees.

H-h-hi

twitter.com/IkerCasillas/status/1143444904959467520
Casillas pretty much confirmed Isco to Juventus.
I wonder how and why.

city sheikhs are UAE sheiks, the bitches of saudi arabia and the usa so they hate the Qatari sheikhs who own psg

why do Juve even need Isco?

I'd love some coconut milk now.

--------de gay
bisaka - lindelorf - bailly - shaw
james - matic -pogba - martial
--lukuku - rashford

Beats me.

Ronaldo wants friends

Why don't they believe in my boy Dalot?

He plays better further up

Wouldn't bulls make better friends for someone of Ronnie's tastes though?

Her camel toe looks delicious.

They’re selling pjanic

that still looks shit. I worry for Man U, I don't see them coming out of this transfer window better off, especially considering Real want Pogdab. And as much of a diva as he is, he's still a world class midfielder. Lukaku is probably going too.

Hopefully.
>in before Sarri needs Giorgino

I actually think Dalot would be great as a B2B midfielder

Pjanic does everything Jorginho does and more. I don't understand why that old fuck has such a fetish for the Italian lad.

No one is leaving. When maguire is given a 80m tag, then united have full right to demand 150m for Pogba

They wouldn’t play 4-4-fuckin 2

I agree with you. I really rate Pjanic

Lampard but next season. Both will be given time

Real just paid £150m of the Spanish taxpayers' money to buy Hazard. And they still definitely want more. I don't see a £150m price tag being a deterrent for Real.

It's the best I can do.
Besides formations mean feck all when hoofball is the main tactic.

FFP is tho for this season

And he can actually play in different roles in midfield, including Jorginho's role. I reckon if Chelsea had Pjanic last season, and allowed Kante to be CDM, they would have done much better. Apart from their horrid Striker situation

yeah that definitely stopped PSG and Man City before. Let's see UEFA stop their golden goys from doing whatever corrupt shit they want.

Also everyone is forgetting that Alexis is BACK

Breakaway: The Origins of the Premier League
youtube.com/watch?v=rlQWxUkUPXg

>UEFA golden goys
No one mentioned barca

Real Madrid are anti uefa policy tho. That’s Uefalona

Barca and Real both get special treatment. It's blatantly obvious by the way the refs give them every decision. It's odd for me to think that there are some who think UEFA only favors one of the two clubs. They attract millions of fans

Kante has never been DM, he was B2B at lester and conte's chelsea

The fuck you on about?

There's tonnes of examples of refs giving both clubs special treatment. Both clubs have millions of fans so UEFA knows that the further they go in competitions the more ad revenue and sponsorship deals they can obtain. Because of that, they let both of them off scot free

Remember there was that guy posting Fifa FUT united formations saying De Ligt to united was confirmed along with Bruno AWB and Werner. What happened to him? And where are the cucking signings faggot?

Nice taxpayer meme, old school reference

>and more
Does Jorginho literally go to hide himself behind the opposing tackler to pretend he's le oppressed CM so he doesn't have to receive the ball and shit himself because he has no idea what to do with it?

his passes are actually decent, he's not oppressed, but all he's good at is passing, while lacking the qualities to be a good playmaker. The regista role is a meme, and Pirlo was only good at it because he was a natural playmaker. Jorginho just doesn't cut it.

Not really, he just had a more proactive defensive role than reactive, he was rarely making runs into the box or playing balls in behjnd like a typical box to box player

I really doubt you can count him as a B2B. He played B2B this season and had many different tasks than he did the last 3 seasons. He's certainly more defensively minded.

All the Liverpool fans have stopped posting six times etc so the thread has completely slowed down

Hello who are Everton signing? Kean and Neres, that's who.

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we're watching the cricket lad

Hmm, I never saw Kanté attacking the ball in the box in the french team.

>not watching the tennis

tennis is appalling

>Liverpool fans watching cricket
They’re too dumb to understand the rules

more like appealing haha

Just hit the fackin ball innit

muh man hit ball with bat is too hard for you
off yourself abl

>Crystal Palace maybe signing Mingolet
Based, that will be 15 million please.

This is exactly what I mean.

Literally crying right now lads, it's our fucking year.

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They might as well sign a corpse and just leave it lying in the middle of the goal

you're actually a fucking cretin if you genuinely think cricket is a difficult sport to understand

>trying to artificially keep the thread alive through thinly veiled shitpost baiting
If transfers happen the thread will come alive naturally lad. No need for this.

To be fair some games Alisson could pull out a deck chair.

Mohamed.
Seems legit

for me it's keeping the thread alive with occasional animal webms and requesting updates on the mbappe to liverpool situation

And they all bite again. Haha

Literally who

who?

>Girl asks you to do her back with sunscreen
What do you do?

Do her back with sunscreen in a non-autistic way

Do her back with the sunscreen user. Why is it even a question?

draw a willy on her back then post the results on facebook

Cum on her face

cum in the sunscreen

Shout six times la

do it and jerk off to the memory

Do her back, work your way down to her arse

Spray the sunscreen all over her hair, then run away giggling

"haha this will be a funny story to tell my cute trap gf later"

Any GF to AnonFC rumors?

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Tre Penne 1
FC Santa Coloma 0

>his agent is raiola

whoever gives the most shekels.

Lads. Do you think city can reach 100 points this season? Fancy putting a few quid on it at 8/1

For me it’s Tre Pappardelle

For me it’s Tre Macaroni

For me it’s Tre Farfalle

>raiola
PSG for 2 years so ""he"" can complain about the team and be given progressively larger and fatter contracts to shut up about it, then to barcelona once he's on 500k/week

Put the sunscreen on in the shape of a cock so the rest of her tans/burns but she has a pale cock on her back for the next few days haha

This but not at psg

For me it’s Tre Lasagna

for me it's tre pasta shells

Wouldn't it be noticeable that you're drawing something?

Any updates on the Kevin Lasagna to Stumach FC situation?

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United doesn’t have to sell anybody.

>Liverpool are interested in signing PEC Zwolle's teenage centre-back Sepp van den Berg but face competition from Ajax, Bayern Munich and PSV Eindhoven.

>darmian
For me it’s Tre Ravioli

For me it’s Tre Spaghooters

So England going out of the Cricket World Cup, told you they would. England out of U21 Euros. So Thursday England go out of >Women's World Cup. So far this year the only thing ''''England'''' has won is Queen's Double and F1.

yeah ok stop replying to it now

OP is 190kg, you retards.

And the premier league
For me it’s Tre Cannelloni

>Ivan Perisic wants to move to Arsenal this summer after failing to secure a switch to Man United.
Ah yes, buy a 30 year old. Good idea.

Won the CL and EL m8

City win FA cup and PL this year. Knocked out of CL by Barca in semis

Shan't be counting that. Was last year. Muh istreh.

Thanks for sharing this year's script Aleks

There is an art to it, you have to make motions with your hands so it doesn't all be one motion

For me it’s Tre Rigatoni

>City win PL
>Pep in his 4th season

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They’ve kept Rojo and Darmian rotting on the bench for years. I genuinely think Woody forgot he was at the club.

You’re welcome Hitler

Three in a row is a big achievement in the PL. but I really can’t see past city again this year. I know it’s cliche but having KDB fit will literally be like a new signing and Rodri is a perfect fit

For me it’s Tre Tagliatelle

Pep burns his players out, they'll get sick of him and down tools by February.

>Arsenal are reportedly looking to sign Borussia Dortmund defender Dan-Axel Zagadou as Unai Emery attempts to bolster his defence for next season.
ZAAAGAAADOOOOOOOOU

Who will burn out first Klopp or Pep?

For me it’s Tre Linguine

why are english clubs so shit at transfers?

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DAN!

Pep, he's too intense. Klopp doesn't even seem that arsed. He was partying until the morning when Liverpool lost in Kiev.

You are thinking of mou. None of the buyern players wanted him gone. If anything the players become shells of their former selves after he leaves

>ynr georges-kevin nkoudou
even monaco forgot about him

DAN!

Not really sure what you’re on about.

Got 10 threads hidden in the catalog right now

I filter every general that isn't trans

dortmund making moves

I'm on 82. I literally every thread on page one and either open it in a new tab if I care about it or just leave it if I don't

27 here

in exactly one year's time - to the day - the following statement will still be true:
>Liverpool have never won a single Premier League title

>this is all ABLs have left

You are all just making that inevitable Liverpool league title that much sweeter in advance. Thank you.

Have six.

And every day until then. And every day after then.

Haha. Seethin’

have food

Ole's at the wheel m8!

Let me guess, all 'Laugh at England' threads on top of boring sports threads?

Remember when Fitizen fucked a toilet bowl full of shit and decided to allow Yea Forums to find said image? But not only that, pissed in a bottle and DRANK it? He's the Irish poster in this very thread, by the way. The Liverpool one. Tripfag as well. I recommend filtering Ireland, they add nothing of value.

-----------Leno

Bellerin--Sokratis--Saliba--Tierney

This is unironically the best back 5 in the league

Lmao

I never would have expected you'd have gotten a reply from the autistic retarded French Spurs user in less than 30 seconds, but that's really good bait if you can. Fucking GRIM.

I just filter generals

>Sokratis
>Not Holding
Come on now.

You best start posting in generals.... you're in one.

buy >our youngsters

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Well except trans and trb

>trb
Grim.

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Any juicy rumours floating about lads?

gf to user transfer is dead in the water

few whispers about javi martinez

very reminiscent of sala to cardiff last season

De Ligt going to play at 3 teams simultaneously next season

>buy ni-oh on steam sale
>it's 75 gigs
I almost refunded on the spot. Game better be good

based

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>poppy noor
if only someone misplaced one of those Os

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Big brain move, thrice as likely to win the CL

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Need a nose piercing, Doc Martens gf

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I want Luan, the 26 year old prospect

slick as fuck

Roma going full JUST mode

I think Ganso is finally ready for his move to Europe

>brazilian frauds

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>learning from slippy g himself

>getting hammered by leeds
As opposed to getting hammered by cnaptak moscow?

As opposed to SLIPPING in the euro group stages after going through a dozen qualifiers because the Scottish league is a meme.

Would rather get hammered by cnaptak than >lelds tb h

>someone made this
jesus fucking christ

OH OH OH OH OH OOOOHHHHH hahahahahahahahahahaha uh uh uh

Who is on the left?

Joe Aribo

Why hasnt Tottenham signed anyone

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>Joseph Oluwaseyi Temitope Ayodele-Aribo
Almost as bad as Oluwafikayomi Oluwadamilola Tomori

>Bury face a 12-point deduction next season after owner Steve Dale put forward a proposal to help clear some of the club's debts.

Just about to reply with that
top lel

This is the sort of cunt the EFL should have had thrown out of football years ago. But they won't.

For me it's Kevin Oghenetega Tamaraebi Bakumo-Abraham

*dabs on you epic style*

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>Avram Grant to Newcastle
*flushing noises*

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>jew going to club owned by miserly bastard
a match made in heaven

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I'd Bury my face in Steve Dale

>Inter want United to drop from the 70m asking price for Lukaku
when they were fucking us about asking 50m for Perisic they can pay up. dont deal with italian clubs

Reminder he was a Terry penalty away from winning the CL

>Rotherham United have signed Plymouth Argyle striker Freddie Ladapo for an undisclosed club-record fee. The 26-year-old, who has signed a three-year deal, scored 18 goals in 45 league appearances as the Pilgrims were relegated from League One last season.

>It is understood the New York Stadium side have paid £500,000 for the former Crystal Palace player.

>giphy

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so he is a shit version of Di Matteo?

>18 goals in 45 league appearances

>sunscreen

FOY

For a team that got relegated that's a good return. Rotherham were terrible at scoring last year.

It was last month

the next lingard la

If you're that depressed over it all, get another hobby.

LEVY WHEN

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spurs have an indefinite transfer embargo. activated by Levy

>£500,000
>for one player
ridiculous. He's got two legs like the rest of them ffs

reminder about thread rules

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Latest update, GF expresses interest numerous times, but user not convinced by her physical state; needs to lose a few pounds to be in optimal condition. However she might develop in the future.

>complaining about a transfer that's not even 7 figures

>Guinea-Bissau
thought it was an English u21 player but apparently it's a county

>no "no amine"
s m h

I do not make the rules only remind of them

It's more to do with the fact that nothing chances. Why is Boothroyd the U21 manager still? Why hasn't he been fired for failing to win a single fucking game in U21 Euros with the mighty Croatia and Indomitable Romania in his group? General lack of progress. These guys then turn up to senior team knowing they're getting £80k a week anyway, win or lose.

Shoo, anti-Anime Austria! Or I shall hit you again!

>It's more to do with the fact that nothing chances.
Well like I said, get another hobby if you're so despondent over it all.

>another year of "Martial will become good just needs a run of games"

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Less than an hour til Lincoln Red Imps lads

Fucking server connection failure cut the end of my post off.

You can't let your life be dictated by how England perform in international tournaments.

Sport is opium for the masses innit? Bit shit when the opium stops working.

Calciomerato claims that SMS made a 5 million per year deal with PSG

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just vary the drug use lad

one week do coke
one week do speed
one week do mdma
do ket every week

OK and how much is Qatar airways paying him? and Qatar Foundation? and Qatar World Cup 2022?

>25 June
>English Football League
Elijah Adebayo [Fulham - Walsall] Free
Jordan Cousins [QPR - Stoke] Free
Adam Davies [Barnsley - Stoke] Free
Alex Fisher [Yeovil - Exeter] Free
Lee Gregory [Millwall - Stoke] Free
Matt Ingram [QPR - Hull] Undisclosed
Freddie Ladapo [Plymouth - Rotherham] £500,000
Liam Lindsay [Barnsley - Stoke] £2m
James Morton [Bristol City - Forest Green] Loan
Nick Powell [Wigan - Stoke] Free
Adam Smith [Bristol Rovers - Forest Green] Free
Moses Ugbu [Al-Ain - Grimsby] Free
James Vaughan [Wigan - Bradford] Free
Gary Woods [Hamilton - Oldham] Free

>Scottish Premiership
Christian Doidge [Forest Green - Hibernian] Undisclosed

>International
Tom Aldred [Bury - Brisbane Roar] Free
Aaron Amadi-Holloway [Shrewsbury - Brisbane Roar] Undisclosed
Macaulay Gillesphey [Carlisle - Brisbane Roar] Free

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>190kg put his trip back on
Grim.

>Moses Ugbu
Holy shit, Grimsby looking outside of UK for players. Based.

>Moses Ogbu is a Swedish-Nigerian footballer

Stoke desperate to get promoted by the looks of it.

fresh gazumping and snubbing

this one gotta sting the #LFC fans

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Who is he?

portuguese shitter who waited until he is 24 to have a "good" season.

>snubchester gazumping anybody

It isn't 2016 anymore

>Would rather play in the Europa league than the Champions league.
What did he mean by this?

>given three day ban for asking why Chinese posters aren't allowed on Yea Forums
Really makes me think.

Gutted that Rafa's gone, means the takeover is 99% off too. It's not the disappointment that hurts, it's the hope.

>Robbie Fowler is the manager of Brisbane Roar

Huh. Guess those random transfers make some kind if sense after all

Not a lot of transfers happening in the PL.

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>Manchester evening news
Hmmmm.

'ate being gazumped

did say it would sting, guys. better luck next time

>manager leaves club to join fierce rivals
>takes 6 of our best players with him

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stop crying, blythanon

Derby and Chelsea are not fierce rivals

last digit decides were De Ligt goes
1 - 4 = Barcelona
5 - 9 = Juventus
0 = PSG
dubs = Man Utd
trips = stays at Ajax

CAM ON THE FACKIN IMPS

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>no one sleep dabbing

Based official sleep partner

>sleeping with socks on

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anyone have the sink sponsor screenshot?

>sleeping barefoot

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Question: Lukaku is sold for £75m, who can United realistically get to be just as good?

serious answers only pls

Sebastien Haller

Glenn Murray

Wan Bissaka is costing 60m. Brighton would want more than that.
any transfers from premier league club to premier league should be considered unrealistic now

Christian Benteke

>get played into spending stupid money on some average player once again
top kek united are easier to bait than ABLs

I did say it would sting, user. better luck next time

I'm right here.

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not sure if he'd want to move to a europa league club

>Valencia have signed goalkeeper Jasper Cillessen from Barcelona
twitter.com/valenciacf_en/status/1143592024127524864

united will probably break top 4 this season

He's probably the best realistic target they could get right now

who will sit on the barca bench then?
Pinto still going?

I wonder if anyone has ever used the word gazump outside of tabloid football gossip columns

ahead of who?

lets see come May

Christ these fucking announcement videos are so painful

footballinsider247.com/mbappe-advises-ndombele-to-sign-for-tottenham/

since I'm autistic this is United's most likely starting line up. Lukaku, Pogba and degea just want extra money to make up for their lack of Champions league bonus.

AWB and Bruno are done. I'm thinking we fuck up and don't sign a new CB.

Where do they finish?

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That's Bruno Fernandes

>still counting on the lazy blacks
possibly 4th at best

>be the richest club in the world
>field that back 4
>have ole as the manager

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Roll

We've replaced them with Newcastle Benfield's squad. We're going down and it's infuriating

who?

he's certainly worth pursuing at least

support newcastle.
should I kill myself?

Move Pogdab to the no 9

Kill Ashley first please

I miss the days when I lived in Switzerland.

Yea Forums never mocked my hot takes back then.

Nowadays they see the American flag and >tf >tp me.

twitter.com/CultureSoccer/status/1143482043982127105

Are you Swiss or American? God I'd love to have an American flag, shitposting would be so fun

>Everton have completed the permanent signing of André Gomes from Barcelona for £22m
twitter.com/Everton/status/1143606081861705730

Where did you live?

good for him

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>Evra going to United

Transfer window champs AGAIN

Based Pete Burns

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Don't go Ugbu

>Spurs are actually going to sign Ndombele

B-b-bakayoko will come good this season right Chelsea bros?

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>Al Ain is by far the most successful club in the UAE.[2] The team quickly gained popularity and recognition throughout the country, being the team with the most tournament titles (32 in total).[3] Al Ain has won a record 13 UAE Pro-League titles, 6 President's Cups, 3 Federation Cups, 1 Arabian Gulf Cup, a record 5 Super Cups, two Abu Dhabi Championship Cups, one Joint League Cup, Emirati-Moroccan Super Cup, Gulf Club Champions Cup and AFC Champions League. The club is the first and only UAE side so far to win the AFC Champions League.[4]

Risky move

Who /war chest/ here

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Neto is expected to go from Atletico to Barca

£10 and a pack of haribo?

United ready to overpay for a bunch of lazy mercs no one else really wants kek

How much they got? Neymar to Barca means Griezmann is available

>pays 60m for AWB
>can't attract any other player

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Why would he go to play for ole at United, Atletico are far better

Sanchez is gonna smell fresh cash when Lukaku is sold

>tfw UK isn't even TRYING to get UAE into the Commonwealth

>war chest
Hate that term.

dont get this reference 2bh
is he implying that the african players should eat bananas?

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BOSS! Where's my loyalty bonus. I am VERY loyal

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It would be a rental, Grease man is coming home to Inter Miami in a year and a half.

Nerman isn't happening lad

Greaseman to Barca will be announced next week

Answer honestly, are you autistic?

I didn't get the Afghan NT reference either.

standard squires humour. obscure pop culture references

Everybody would be winner if Griezmann joins PSG and Neymar goes back to Barcelona

might want to check ure blood sugar levels there m80

Yeah, he's terrible for that shit. Even worse when he brings political nonsense into it.

Netherlands is controlling the game against Japan but it is only 1-1.

>French Rooster
Is he saying they're French, I mean they're an ex-French colony, but is this a jab at the fact France NT is essentially 80% black? Also, was Squires defending the Cameroonians for their disgusting displace? I guess WORDS WORD WORDS FAKEN RAYCISSTS would do.

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>spotting a trend
>7 years apart
did Lyon not sell anyone from Lloris until now or something?

Why would Mbappe of all people advise that?

so he has friends in england for when he moved to liverpool

why would he go to Liverpool?
foreign players only go to England to win the premier league

One of their officials was recently arrested and banned for life for sexual assault. Apparently their FA office had a 'rape room' which had a bed for him

bizarre statement

>spotting a trend
That's not a trend. That's a sequence of events. Oh wow shit happened nearly a decade apart, wow wee. Almost like there isn't a instantaneous means of communication that exists to make this kind of thing easier!

Where is the Dutch user to do 'Who /squires/ here'? I ain't gonna look for his gash.

its fair.
why go to England? to win the premier league. He can win champions league at Madrid, Barcelona, Munich etc

Oh. That explains it: apnews.com/3668f3de680f4f0dbe1b2146cc203ff0

>squires is good because I got his references and I enjoy explaining them to others
personification of reddit

Gutted lads
skysports.com/football/feronikeli-vs-l-red-imps/407961

@epl
pls buy weigl

>squires is bad because i'm too thick to understand the references

>mirroring the statement makes me correct
fucking spastic

Based

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seething

Squires' pre-Guardian work was much better.

thesunshineroom.com/

>Liverpool favorites to sign mbap
Based.

Always said he's the new Rooney

What would they do with him, or is he a replacement for Mane?

in 15 years there's no telling what league is throwing money at old players

Why is this man’s life being ruined by scousers for something that wasn’t his fault? How do you stop a horde of sub humans flooding a stadium and crushing each other?

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They'd have to swap Salah to get him

He wishes his career will be as successful and Rooneys

How is a commentator responsible for anything?

the holland japan game is getting so hype

>commentator

Erm sweety he has already won a world cup and like ten uber eats cups.

dont do this to yourself.
the only way for this all to shut up is to give the scousers their day and give them their scapegoat

>literally me right now

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Is there any other club that mentions a big tragedy from their past at every chance they get?

One of the better matches in the last 16

Exactly.
Shit. Didn’t realise he had so many Uber eats cups. He is a living legend.

t. scouser

Lads what transfers will actually happen

How would he have commentated on Hillsborough?

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Man U mention Munich but not as much.

He personally murdered 95 people.

Hope they reintroduce hanging for him

Only other instance I know about.

poorly
say what you will about hillsborough but this bit of radio commentary is absolute kino (or whatever the audio equivalent of kino is)
youtube.com/watch?v=wnAOam5oFvQ

err...

>In April 1989, Motson commentated on the FA Cup semi-final between Liverpool and Nottingham Forest when the Hillsborough disaster occurred. Motson found himself commentating on a tragedy rather than a football match, and he later appeared as part of the Hillsborough inquiry, since he had been a witness.

more bullshit penos in the world cup
not happy about the state of football lads

There's been others in Scotland and Italy. Probably happens every week in Brazil

>95 football fans
Who was the 96th?

Tony Bland, who ended up in a coma and died a year later.

He was in a coma for over a year and a day so he doesn't count under the manslaughter statute at the time

I know that's what I'm wondering. Do they bring it up?

A bloke that hated football

Football itself

what does a “match commander” even do?

Any Glasgow lads want to chime in?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1971_Ibrox_disaster

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He's the police officer in charge of an incident locally. In normal emergency protocol he's the "Silver" Commander

Crowd control

You never hear Bradford going on about theirs

he's the one making sure everyone doesn't die
if a bunch of people die he's had a howler

Commands the match duh

Shamfur dispray

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That's the Bronze, Silver is responsible for the entire scene not local disturbances.

>my defence is...look at all the game where no one died.

They'd have every right to as well. That whole thing's shady as fuck

Who dis

You would if Bradford were the biggest club in England

DiMarzio and Bouhafsi have basically confirmed N’Dombele to Spurs.

Without sounding disrespectful I so rarely hear about Bradford in any context. Liverpoo are the biggest club to have a disaster in living memory

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Thank you I was trying to work that reference in.

do you reckon spurs would have signed loads of top players if they won the cl?

My guess is that they don't. AIK applauds at the 27th minute at home games for Ivan Turina here IIRC. All I could think of.

Does Juve mention Heysel?

nah

I love how 190kg turns off his trip, then posts “welcome back 190” acting like anyone at all wants his fat, retard ass here.

>Ivan Turina
weird how many footballers seem to die young.

probably the opposite, would have said objective achieved and announced the belt tightening while the fans were still celebrating

it's all the peds

Bouhafsi also said Liverpoool are in for Pepe and an hour later Mel Reddy writes an article about how Liverpool rang Lille to say they arent lmao these Pool journeys have no integrity

I'd like some signings and I'd like them to be done before pre-season so Poch gets a pre-season with them.

Juve mentions Heysel once a year, just like Torino and Superga.

Maybe more if they were to face Liverpool

Don't forget Pochettino saying he would have quit if he'd managed to win it.

"Why would we sign anybody if we already have a team good enough to win the CL?"

Aight.
>once a year,
on the day for rememberance I guess.

Liverpool journos have been super cucked by the club.

mel reddy knows a lot less than mess reddy thinks she knows

Yeah, Torino send their captain (Belotti now) up to the memorial and he reads out the names of all the people that passed away that day. It's quite moving

get bullied by the midfield general

does she know that i want to sniff her pits?

>Mohamed Bouhafsi on Nicolas Pépé: “There are very concrete discussions with Liverpool.”
He's doubling down.

>african sent off for time wasting in the 55th minutes
Top fucking kek

>buy our player
>no
>please
>no
technically he's correct

Le play well in friendly tournament designed to inflate transfer fees from the inflating transfer fee poor spanish cousin league responsible for the most transfer busts ever.

what game?

hope it was a keeper
they only ever get yellows

That was before Reddys article

the african one

streamable.com/lkgo1

Quick google, was a defender for Ghana

Ghana - Benin

No, defender. Already on a yellow card, standing about to take a defensive free-kick and then runs away to leave it for the keeper to take. Ref booked him so had to send him off

>standing about to take a defensive free-kick and then runs away to leave it for the keeper to take. Ref booked him
seems harsh

Little but funny as fuck

Thanks for the replay for everyone

Anyone with a brain knew it wasn't happening. Liverpool are looking for a Left-back and a utility player that can play across the midfield.

Pepe isn't great on the Left side so he wouldn't back up Mane and they have Shaqiri and Salah at on the Right.

Bouhafsi is getting played by an agent or Lille.

There is no CDM in sarri's system

Do you think Liverpool ring around the clubs of every player they are linked with to say they dont want them?

Buffon back to Jj

No?

Glad he never won a CL

There’s always a CDM mate

At least he won the league though right?

I don't know but, it seems a respectable thing to do if you want to maintain a good relationship with another club

BENIN

>Tottenham have agreed a club-record fee with Lyon worth around £65m for midfielder Tanguy Ndombele, Sky Sports News understands.

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Good for them.

Also Lukaku’s agent is in Milan so that’s probably going through

Well Sky just confirmed it.

>In Italy with Juve and France with PSG
Any old fucker could manage that

GOD DAMNIT

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lol

This was confirmed hours ago

i for one am pro ammonia

Eek. Relax bro. Didn’t mean to make you so mad

>Umm dude I saw it reported like a month ago in the Star?
Every time

SPURS HAVE SIGNED SOMEONE THIS IS NOT A DRILL MEIN NEGERS

Dave in the pub was saying it was a done deal weeks ago mate

What the fuck
They won't sell szczesny, right? R-right?

Basssssed

Giving someone shit for posting about actual recent transfers when all you do is shitpost gibberish all day

Shut the fuck up

>reeeeeee stop posting about transfers

Where do you think our guy Tim Weah is going, bros?

youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w

PL isn't ready for the return

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Probably the championship

I just dont like that people give Sky clout when they only piggyback off other journos and cite [sky sources]

None of the rumored clubs are in the Championship though.

Lille

Yet

Where have you heard this?

Chile person. How is Alexis doing at the copa?

L'Équipe's Hugo Delom: no agreement yet between Tottenham & Lyon for Tanguy Ndombele - Aulas wants €65m guaranteed + €15m in bonuses, Levy trying to push down to overall package of between €70m & €75

>After international duty this month, Tanguy Ndombele visited Tottenham's facilities. At the same time, Mauricio Pochettino convinced him to join by telling him that Spurs intend to build a team this summer that can win the Premier League in 2019/20

*walks towards the title*
Sorry Liverslip this is our year

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>Spurs intend to build a team this summer that can win the Premier League in 2019/20

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHERE ARE THE TRANSFERS EDWARDS

>Lyon source tonight on fee negotiations with Tottenham for Tanguy Ndombele: "likely to take 10 days.
Aulas going to pull out at the last minute.

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Pepe soon

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Might kill myself if >we don't get Fernandes tbqh

Based

Sorry, I only believe transfer stories if they're in the Liverpool Echo.

De Light confirmed to Juve by Oriol Domenech, one of the most reliable people out there

Not him, but literally just google "Weah Lille".

also google "leah wille"

For me, it's Forest Echo News

Tbf if they can keep Kane fit their starting 11 is better than Liverpool's

Absolute STATE.

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>he got yeeted off twitter
>twitter.com/simonrowntree1?lang=en
He's back but doesn't really post.

NEED /trans/ to have a list like this

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Jokes on the BBC, I don't use a telly so they don't get a penny off me.

Sun goes without saying but they ban the DM purely because they don't like its politics as that thread says. It's a bit weird.

>Oxford United are trying to sign Everton defender Luke Garbutt on loan following a successful spell at the League One side last season, Sky Sports News understands.

Need to wrap that up. Was decent last year.

>0-0

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>Liverpoolfctv is clearly definitive

Lolwut they’re the biggest liars out there

We already do you nonce.

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>BREAKING NEWS: Crystal Palace goalkeeper Wayne Hennessey signs on loan for Maccabi Tel Aviv till the end of season
lel

LOLLLLLLL

Where does my gut feeling go?

Darren Clough: "Manchester United's debt is £500m, there's been no capital paid off it since 2011. Share sales have brought in £452m, none of its been invested in Man Utd. The owners of Man City have put £1bn in, the Glazers have taken out £1bn. Manchester United are a shambles."

So basically just the 1 source is permitted. Must make for some cracking transfer discussion.

(You) me with the accredited /trans/ sources, I'll start:
Don Balon
Sunday Sport
Goal.com

>Norwich have completed the signing of Swiss international striker Josip Drmic on a free transfer from Borussia Monchengladbach.
>he played like 6 games in 3 years
Fucking Christ.

This is very out of date, Liverpool journeys haven't known anything since Van Dijk went tits up 2 year ago

Based Tommy

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Based

I remember someone said in here that they banned someone once for trying to get around it by saying something like "I may or may not have seen an interesting development on a certain sports news channel"

>literally signing the young sissoko
Nice.

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Based Glazers.

Holy shit. I was looking for this pic when I posted this but couldn’t find it. We are now brain bros Dutch man

Too young and needs competition for his spot. While Dalot is young, can cross and is offensive minded, they need someone who can shut the left flank down and that's AWB. He'll still get the odd start here and there and will most definitely be in the starting 11 for a cup.

This is correct

If you're having trouble remember what to trust. ALWAYS trust Donald 'The Don' Balon

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Thanks, but squires can't even get football right
>Ellen White just being onside
She wasn't just being onside. She was way onside. Another one of England players was offside but she was passive.

Just play him in midfield as B2B he has all the qualities to play there

Lil Weah

NEW
NEW
NEW
NEW

>b-but spuds were meant to be crippled financially by their new stadium
>t-they arent meant to be able to spend that kind of money

Can the new thread OP be really pro Liverpool?

>squires can't even get football right
Well he is from Swindon.

Jonny Vegas

>£65m for nog midfielder from Uber Eats farmer league
>"Tanguy" not tanned but burnt
Spurs are a fucking joke. They must have put the guy that spent the Bale money back in charge.

He's very different from Sissoko. Similar in that Ndombélé is quite strong, but remember that Sissoko is originally a winger.
He's probably the best prospect France have in midfield.

Are you trying to reveal something about yourself, user?

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