/cric/ WORLD CUP 2019 - ENGLAND vs AUSTRALIA GAMETHREAD #3

@ LORDS THE HOME OF CRICKET

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cricket is gay

Brown dog etc. ect.

has he Weighed In?

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>win toss
>ball swinging like crazy
>can only take one wicket
>english bowling

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based straffo doesn't watch sport anymore

dumb nigger just pick up the ball lmao

managed to finish the last thread with 48 (you)s, lads. quite a bit below average but finished strong in the end

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Australia could stick 400 on here and that would still be chaseable

Will Smith get to bat?

144 runs after 26.5 overs isnt that good right lads? was told yesterday that england has good batting so this shouldnt be too hard if it continues like this (e.g. australia scores less than 300), right?

t. cricket noov

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

OH NONONONO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
ENGLAND ARE FUCKING COOKED

>scoring less than 300

Can’t watch anymore lads

how could you jos

england will chase it down.

yeah well maybe the ginge has a point when he's whining about muh gloves

Australia tend to only start accelerating at 33 overs or so in
this is actually a pretty brisk run rate all things considered

Doesn't really work like that. Typically you'll score slower for the first 30-35 overs and protect your wickets, then accelerate at the end. usually go for 4-5 at the start and finished at 7-8 an over.
With a start like this, anything under 320 would be very grim.

>Bum Chokes

Australia look set to make 350+ at the moment, not impossible for england's batting to chase down but will be a challenge against Australia's bowling, especially starc and cummins

I'm done, it's over.

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is anyone surprised
australia always cuck us in sport
theyre a country of chads and we are a country of manlets
theyre mentally strong as fuck and we are bottlers as always

favourites my fucking ARSE

FUCK

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Keep up the good work, lad

Imagine nutmegging yourself over a missed stumping

I've done the maths lad, and in more impressive time than the Aussie analyst. Australia to make 368.

lol they're so mad

close to calculating my predicted total for Australia

if they maintain this run rate yes, but you'll find if they bat into over 35+ without losing another wicket they'll start attacking the bowlers a bit more and taking some more risks and scoring more runs per over.

We’ll probably get like needing 30 from the last 3 overs and narrowly fuck it up

youtu.be/ZTrYBU_wocY?t=11
haloooo nice to meet you

Pitch hasnt looked like it's done anything past the first 5-6 overs really. Anything below 350 is unironically chase-able for England, especially given >our dire bowling """"attack""""

based luciechad

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>gather up all your strongest most aggressive criminals
>put them all on an island
>surprised they become a nation of chads 200 years later

cummins and starc have been two of the most successful bowlers in the world cup mate

Don't worry lad, this upcoming Rugby world cup is going to be an absolute basket case for >us

Our only chance of ever winning is being such a underdog that we feel no pressure

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Stop shilling this country of inbred criminals. The Australian is incapable of concentrating for long, he doesn’t have the brain capacity. Soon he will make costly errors.

England:
Rate this

Quintessential Australians right there.

need a stilts gf

>England vs NZ in Durham
What did Daniel mean by this

name a bigger meme team than the english cricket team

any sport

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the top of stokes' and ali's heads are pretty grim
is there a balder team in world cricket right now?

I like how vocal Finch is at the crease when he misses out on a boundary

just one more over lads then the value will be finalised

Whys it called a bowling attack what how when you're bowling you're defending the other team from scoring?

Double the 30 over score?

arr rook same

but 8 is best

reckon Afghanistan can still squeeze into the top 4, lads?

Don't like australian games because /cric/ is full of shitposting. No real discussion takes place.

nah youse are attacking the wicket and the batman is defending it like

>see starc off
>go at 10 an over off fucking zampa, stoinwog, maxwell and behrendorff
Cummins has been economical but literally all england have to do is not get out to starc

its the pitche's fault

fair

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Nathan Lyon has the baldness of someone who's cancer has just come back for the 18th time. His baldness is unmatchable, even with other players combined

what discussion is there than 'were getting shat on'

hope you get into top 4 over us we are a waste of a spot

In the modern game teams actually look to double their score of the 30th or 35th over score actually. Thats just the modern player and what the modern player is capable of

BASED

The australian threads are unironically the most on topic ones.

need people to watch our sport, freshie.

mate starc and cummins are very good bowlers, and with the batsmen still to come I would book you to make 350+ here

>alec stewart on TMS: every umpire's call should be OUT
What a thick, upright cunt. Does he not realise ball tracking is a simulation, a calculated approximation of the future trajectory? It's not the same as "did it pitch inline?" Which is just following the ball's previous path. These are two VERY different things. Ump's call is a good effective margin of error for cricket.

Because if you do it right you can literally kill a bloke if he's looking like he's about to make a big score.

No

fucking kek

sure

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Guarenteed Starc 52-6

fucking hate toffs desu

unironically based as fuck

if starc fires and takes some early wickets then i think england will be fucked but yeah i dont have much faith defending anything less than at least 320 here.

Get root bowling

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Ok, this is based

the algorithm is finished lads
the predicted score is: 324

don't ask me how I calculated it, I simply don't have time to explain

any tonychads got a stream?

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oz collapse incoming lads

100x better than pajeet poolitics when subcontinent matches are going on

Why are all muslim countries a mess of uselessness, my friend?

Really want to plow Quasimodo.

See Zampa has never been the best odi bowler and he's in garbage form right now. Behrendorff is pure grim, and stoinis is all right but has been in poor form this world cup.

want to fuck this ugly

grew up in the same village as her ama

You tell me sajid.

homerun .re has some "HD" streams

>want to fuck this ugly
think someone got in there first mate

google reddit cricket streams mate

We’ll fucking piss that

Will liam conqourer england?

The score at 30 overs x2

what a fucking shot
almost be tempted to let it go for four as a fielder after a hit like that

No need to insult old Alec lad. He's a fucking pensioner, most old people can't figure out email, he's never going to understand hawkeye

Busy lad you

its on 9go btw in case you dont realise

kek lyon has replaced zampa today champ

Where do /heem/ and /cric/ overlap?

are nige

Has she been blacked? That’s all I want to know.

Is Finch a 10/10 in Australia?

Imagine how much Smith is sperging out because he hasn't been able to statpad in this WC

broke nofap today lads

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absolutely no confidence we can defend much more than 300 against BatDeep™, but I'll take it

watching the GEM stream, it's just ads for support dressings, mining companies, cruises on the Danube and other boomer shit. I mean proper 60+ boomer shit, is that the demographic? I thought they're all in bed at 8pm

thanks, its on gem though.

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>its true
oh my. well hes a shit odi bowler too so the same thing applies. england literally just have to survive starc and cumgod

watching it on fox in comfy 4k

Wrong.

Right here, call me an autist but mma and cricket are the 2 sports I really follow

Because your outdated religion, along with christianity is a virus that only knows how to spread though violence, inbreeding and corruption.

Reckon Australia need 380

CAM ON STRAYA

Did the Balmy Army come up with any good bants about the sandpaper twins?

Had 4 days off because of circumstance
How good are come back wanks

>survive cumgod

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stokes

well you're fucked then "innit"

Come on Khawaja, need a cheeky 147 not out for the mother land today

Thank you Sri Lanka, can forgive you for ruining our world cup now

wonder when 4k illegal streams will be the norm

Australia Post score of 339/3

England chase with a score of 341/9

JeJ

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For me it’s /cric/ /box/ /147/

I know i know, i just get triggered by such things. Still the GOAT bat-twirler

>england

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kek

cummins is unironically one of the best bowlers inthe world in odi and test cricket at the moment cazzie

>survive starc and cumgod
which >we won't

Woah, england getting knocked out is pretty likely now

reckon we need to start accelerating lads

Thoughts on currybros being banned from posting. Bit harsh I think.

800 years of occupation did a number on you lads

what I was saying mate, mocking the possibility of surviving cumgod

Someone post her 10/10 body pics (just paper bag the face, although there is a certain inbred charm to it)

GOT HIM GO ON FUCK OFF

is she Virgin?

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Cummeme will be exposed in the ashes

whose this guy

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WOOF

Says the cuck stamp

most people don't even have 2k monitors yet
reckon 4k's a meme personally, 1080 is enough for any man

GONE

GOTTEM

BACK TO THE OUTBACK YOU ABBO SACK OF SHIT

BASED FUCKING STOKES

what?

Imagine getting bowled by ben stokes on the half volley

>tfw australian internet can't even stream 1K

kek

on your bike mate

bring in based smith

>khawaja out
Boy am I shocked.

ON YER FUCKING BIKE CUNT


DA DA DA DA DA DA DA

hate fat people.

RELEASE THE SANDPAPER AUTIST

CUM ON ENGLEND

my mistake lad thought you were mocking the quote of me saying that haha

I thought he was a paki? His brother got in trouble for terrorism.

YES FUCK OFF YOU TALENTLESS BROWN BASTARD, BACK TO THE HIMALAYAN STEPPES CUNT

what's the point of khawaja? what does he even do?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>this boomer guitar

reckon I can play fucking better than this

BOOOOOOOOOO

used to score runs

doesn't anymore

love the boomer rock at the cricket lads

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BOOOOOOOOOO

Why is your country a failed state? Why can't pakis do anything since the muhgals?

Were you here last night?

those boos.

shes hit the wall so fucking hard

BOOOOO

Boo-mith

missed a trick by not putting maxwell in here

kek

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fills the quota

also a tasty snack

Watch Finch get bowled now

No

great anecdote slats

cheers mate

yeah give us another one will ya

>smith dying in a net session

Post Fem-Stokes

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>hit the wall

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Hope Smith gets murdered by a vicious short ball

cricket commentary is 90 percent in jokes anecdotes and nostalgia and 10 percent discussing the cricket

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FUCK richmond supporters (in the asian buttholes)

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Fucking kek. That camera angle made it look like whoever that was was sliding along the ground.

>jan itor deletes a running 300+ post /cric/ thread
>3 new threads
>say fuck jannies in all three
>banned
Fuck jannies

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Will Smith score a century?

go on, boo him

it only builds up smith's power level in preparation for the ashes

>freo only has fat obnoxious wogs
grim

> hit the wall

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BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOMER

fuuuuuuuck i love this image
pretty sure i saw the jav that its from but dont remember the code.

Similar to this shithole.

ed sheeran

Did the sky commentator just call archer a niggle wtf

fucking score runs you autistic cunts

said he has a big wanger too

are they playing a test match haha

Business idea:
Exhibition over between Steve Smith and Will Smith at half time
We could call it 'Will Smith score a boundary?'

Imagine playing cricket on a square field.

smith>>>kohli unironically

it is shakib bro

eden park lad

kane williamson > *

this is grim

all momentum gone

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t. virgins

he said square field, not postage stamp

Always thought Finch was a shitter tbqh.

Australia are going to lose this, you can trust me I am based mboko (I'm not black)

They had will smith at a bbl game in melbourne a little while back haha

both true

Patch 8.2 about to release. Might get the old WoW sub going again.

ahh yes english legend nasser hussain

NEED a brisket

left handed batsmen shouldnt be allowed to play with non-mutant batsmen

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Apparently it fixes some of bfa's problems but i'm so jaded to this fucking expansion at the moment. will probably play anyway, just want to be able to enjoy wow again ;_;

what server m8 im gonna gank you

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one of england's finest 3s and don't you forget it lord's

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>he doesnt want an asian gf to watch cricket with
grim

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Kerry on telly lads

gave up gaming myself to spend that time reading books lad

retail is absolute trash though. just wait for classic

>The Hundred is actually happening
I thought that was a joke

One1 cricket when lads?

business idea: /cric/ wow guild

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old cricketers were absolute wank

Frostmourne US

is Chris Lynn related to ET?

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BOY OH BOY WOWEE

BIG MISFIELD THERE I RECKON DARCE

kill yourself zoomer

literally never met a british person that watches cricket

>ENGLISH FIELDING
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Fuck sake just when I thought I'd gotten over the yellow fever.

kek useless cunt

reckon >we'll be lucky to get 300 now

>(Poo)

>DINCH

(You)

Quit playing a while back because the xpac was so shit, but I'm feeling like playing again.

Come to Frostmourne m8.

...

ready for the big show

cant pinch the finch

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK OFFF >>>>>>

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kys finch you fat retarded fuck

kek, was about to share my chips with you Finch, you cackhead

Based deliberate wicket to get MaxGOAT in

(kek)

>le hundred and out man

Probably play for a week and realise it's still shit.

rofl

>inb4 collapse

This, but needs to be on a classic server.

Wish she was my gf

we bated him into that shot by gifting him the century and making him relax
BIG brain play

poolapse inc

Imagine scoring a century then going straight out.

It's a class thing

just meme my shit up

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KEK we're not even going to score 300

300 IQ

I’m working class urban and love cricket lad

>memeswell

Unironically wish BT would commentate BBL. He'd be the perfect BBL commentator, especially since they could give him even more freedom due to the meme nature of the tournament.

Big Australian cricket fan reporting in

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cor, look at the thighs on that FILTHY slut on the left there. Shorts like that is clearly asking for it. *licks lips*

memeswell will wallop the cunts towards 300 and beyond

based billy corgan

based bandwagoner

>bated
In awe of the size of this lad's brain

Why are Americans so cringe

would take this bitch over this bitch any day of the week

xiaohulu.com/video/user_detail?roomid=57159390065 check her stuff out haha

>not wearing it

perplexing lad

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it's BATSMAN not BATTERS you fucking heathens

they're BATSMAN not a fucking FRIED FISH COATING

please post lad

proudly got my england (football) shirt on

love batsmen
hate batters

Probably couldn't find it in XXXXXXL

>jim maxwell "singing" on air
This is worse than vuvuzelas

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highly recommend everyone click this

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shouldn't steve smith be batting at number 3 instead of khawaja?

WALLOP

>tattoos
Dropped

BASED FUCKING MAXY LADS

Got the cat on my lap lads

what's cumgod thinking about

THE WALLOPSHOW

imagine words with the same spelling meaning different things, I'd be spitting chips seething

Based meme show.

Then where are the bowlsmen mate?

fuck I love maxwell

> you will never bring Isa to a quivering orgasm
> you will never look deep into eachothers eyes as you approach climax
> you will never feel her legs wrap around you and pull you closer to her as ejaculate deep inside her

He's in for a short time not a good time

BASED THE BIG MEME

Cat came and had a look but she doesn't like listening to Australian accents and went back to the bedroom

pics x

How did this

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FUCK
ruined. she looked so good with the long sleeve too

please post pictures and keep us updated.

have sex

That's ok I just do it with my gf instead

finding the horny loser shitposting to be becoming quite tiring moving into the 3rd nonstop hour of it

dunno

turn into THIS

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STREAM PLZ LADS

isa has those yellow eyes that a lot of those types of folks have so bit grim on that front

would kill to be an elite mcc member lads

>want americans to watch your sport
>get mad when americans watch your sport

>memesbad

>unloads a steaming nitrate filled stream on you

>THE BIG SHIT

>maxwell does nothing again
God we're shit outside the openers.

>MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL >MAXWELL

SHITWELL

bed just called

GONE

GOTTEM

BIG SHOW?

MORE LIKE THE BIG SHIT

Incests enthusiast subreddit

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I'm not doxing my cat
I'll keep you updated tho

fuck off amerifat lose some weight and watch our sport

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Arsenal fc

classic shitsmell, test team when?

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Classic Maxwell innings desu

ROOLAPSE

>le clap room

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Ah yes Memeswell here to make up the 11 again.

It's okay though lads because he managed to preserve his strike rate

Mine actually just jumped up between my legs now when memeswell got out

Going to bed mate

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cricfree.live/watchfeeds/index/9

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Will the oil rig score a century?

the members dont give a fuck about ODIs

Based wog to save us.

dunno why this is funny to me

Apologies lads! Unfortunately my occupation has called me and required my assistance. Wont be joining you any further. Hoo roo!

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Australia will lose this it England can beat there total

yep, it's choke time

Stoinis is the biggest useless cunt in the team. Why do our allrounders have to be so fucking SHIT

we should forcibly take over the lord's and augusta and any other posho elitist sports club and give it back to the people

Maxwell my son

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this ugly asian girl sent me this, what do i say next?

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Just got called in to work lads, apparently they're short on nightshift.

does this slag do porn? if so whats her name

stoinis is 29?
that's a watson tier age to still be he'll come good

Honestly thought Australia had the best batting in depth.
Hope this doesn't happen for England too.

thats always bean ozzies ackillees eel

this IS the partnership
you are looking at THE partnership

This

Looks grim. Would rather watch the game in a modern box with a huge tv and lots of beers and snacks. If I wanted to hang out in a decrepit shithole like that I'd go to a museum

i'd still have sex with her, but then again i'm a desperate incel so....

This isn't b

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Ah can see the Southgates clone has made an appearance

Fancy a shag? x

ed sheeran lads

someone ask him to watch our sport

tits or gtfo

No, look at some of the stuff she's posted. Her husband is some stinking rich chinese businessman.

What is Ponting doing in the balcony?

>aggers on tms: his (jim maxwell) wife can sing i can vouch for that
What did he mean?

allrounders are always a meme. shit bowling and shit batting

other than flintoff ofc

tell her she looks like the bad guy out of that mortal kombat movie

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Haloooo

>18(33) and 1/55 (8) isn't elite

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Last thing cricket needs is more rangas

>Ed Sheeran
Genuinely dire cricket is finished

really want to have a jam on a black girl all ive had is white girls

Holy based

Literally a fucking meme.

shakib though boro

Need this ginger cunt out of business.

god it annoys me how absolutely shit stoinis is

make your own decision,instead of showing off here.

WHY IS THIS CUNT LITERALLY EVERYWHERE????? I CAN'T FUCKING ESCAPE HIM REEEEEEEEE

fat ginger nerd

ngl i quite like ed
decent bloke

>pitch is slowing up
>England are the best players of spin in the tournament

Lyon 0-100 INBOUND

I hate his name.

Stoinis.

Lel genuinely SEETHING!

>no asians
grim

unironically based
wasnt that the actor from Life as well?

Hahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhshahahahahahahahahahahahahahwhahwhhwhwhwhwhahhahahahuhuhuhuh


>Smith

Oh no no

Here's a thought: Execute all wogs.

Thoughts lads?

on the list too m8

>What delivery is that called?
>It's a new one
FUCK OFF ED FUCK OFF

Why are all these seething whitebois so jealous of the woggod

Would Wood?

yeh damien lewis

For me its relentlessly shagging every white loving Asian lass but marrying and breeding some used up white slag.

Word of the match: grim

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>t. wog

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK ITS NOT FAIR BROS WHY CANT I BE A BILLIONAIRE WITH A CUTE CHINESE GF AND GET HER INTO CRICKET

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ed is a world cup odi normie

>guitar boomer

someone put a fucking bullet in him

lol,no

Do you guys think Stoinis was a bully at school?

Let's see how stoinwog goes for now first

Stove is such a spaz

>people think its a coincidence that cricket sounds like wicket

wake up sheeple its a conspiracy

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unironically yes. must have bullied so many girls pussies with his enormous wog cock

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do you reckon are ed supports yorkshire?

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absolutely chucking it down here in derby

Is SToinis natty?

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BASED FUCKING SMITH LADS

>living north of the M4
Serves you right.

KEK WHAT THE FUCK

BIG

BRAINED

CRICKET

OH NONONONO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Typical Australia collapse.

JUST

yeah I'm thinking the wog execution shall be going ahead

>STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG >STOINWOG

he looks like the type to join the rock eisteddfod drama club

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHhhhahahahahahhhhahahahahahaHahahahahahHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHSHAHSHAHHAHAHSHSHSH

smith is a selfish cunt wtf

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

FUCKING SHAMBLES

lmao

unironic collapse

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what the FUCK

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WORK LADS

kek wtf

australia WILL chase this down and the english WILL be btfo once again

yep, lets get this started.

stoinwog shouldnt have run and its absolutely not worth smith giving up his wicket for that useless cunt.

Why didn't Smith just say 'wait on' lads?

based smith getting our wickets for us

don't talk shit about museums they're comfy

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Jajajajajajajajajajaajajajajajajajajajajajjajajajaja

what the fuck happened there

Called it

Genuinely thought 350+ was on the cards after that start. Wtf is Poztralia doing?

Why the fuck did Stoinis keep running?

yeah but i wanted smith out not stoinis

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BRUH LOOK AT THIS DUDE

grim looking overcast

KEK Wogstralia BTFO

um lads, what's the go here?

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Ok sorry nana

grim

Business idea: run to different ends

I thought they predicted we would make 380?

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finch fell to our mental trap ()
memeswell didn't meme enough
smith hasn't teed off yet

grim

Built like a fucking terrapin.

smash

looking good mate

I wish Steve Smith was my dad.

what's this body type called?

>Rashid already has the ball getting ready to throw to the other end
>Stoinis still not in his crease
Not a good 2.

way fatter than she looks guarantee it

I wouldn't desu

What an absolute unit.

He probably isn't

for me its warnie, he seems so fun on his streams with his son. wish i could along with my dad that well ;_;

Is Chris Woakes?

stop lying.

i wanna hear a brappppp in those pants

another elite post

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is stuart broad?

>le 100 and out man
fucking fatty

based stoneris with the bloodshot eyes

Reckon she can sort out the Seahawks weak offensive line

Jej

It's unlikely yeah, I agree.

Steve Smith is the son in American Dad m8

>*block your kebab shop*

this is really bleak
cruel
ghastly
gloomy
glum
grisly
gruesome
harsh
horrid
ominous
shocking
somber
sour
stern
terrible
austere
barbarous
cantankerous
churlish
crabbed
crusty
dogged
ferocious
fierce
forbidding
foreboding
formidable
frightful
funereal
glowering
grouchy
grumpy
hideous
implacable
inexorable
intractable
merciless
morose
relentless
resolute
ruthless
scowling
severe
sinister
splenetic
stubborn
sulky
sullen
surly
truculent
unrelenting
unyielding

>Australia have lost 25 wickets in the death phase (41-50). No other side have lost more than 19 in this phase.

god i wish i had shoulders this broad

kek

Hi. I’m your new step mom I’m sure Shane has told you all about me.

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cantankerous post

>clarke saying something intelligent
bizarro world lads, but really smith needs to bat at 3

MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMY

I look like a framelet compared to that "broad".

Fuck off you're not my mum I don't have to listen to you

yodeling at this

compare

this
with this

puttering at this

>visit South Africa

SHAN'T be doing that

Would unironically not be able to resist the urge to steal her panties an socks to jack off with

shant ever be going to south africa

heard they have some good animals

shut up deano

FUCK OFF, WE'RE FULL

They call you vocabularybro

If Ed Sheeran was Indian he be called Ed Shreeram.

>do you like my new dress, user?

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bit racist

of niggers

hooting at this one

>/cric/ quite literally alternatives betweej being /brit/, being /desi/ and being /dead/ depending on who's playing

really makes me think

>atherton opening up the can of worms that is afl vs cricket
KEK finna bouta trigger a lot of people in this thread

/cric/ is literally just au/sp/ with a handful of english posters depending on if they're playing.

holy based

Shan't be replying to this Dutch cuck

Nobody gives a shit

just got vassalised by yuan shu in my total war three kingdoms campaign

why is thom yorke talking to ed sheeran?

>being forced to talk to ed sheeran rather than watch the cricket
Grim.

hes an afghani

he's a sandnigger

>commentators recognise that ed sheeran faggot but not the lead singer of muse
grim

what is afl?

imagine if a bowler just bowled 11 overs lol

...

looks like he chatting absolute bollocks and ed's placating him

>smith sperging out

keke based athers bullying smoth

baffled by Ed Sheeran's popularity

this is the state of the average watchfag

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everyone knows ed sheeran

no one even knows the guy from muse's name, you literally have to call him "the lead singer of muse"

Superior sport.

he's got bangers for days tbf

GONE

THEY'RE FALLING APART

matt bellamy

>not even gonna score 300
Nice choke you fucking faggots.

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Just turned on 4channel and everyone was saying that Australia were BTFOing us near the start of this thread. I just checked the score and they're not even going to score 300. What happened?

warner and finch got out

we took over england