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Arsenal is interested in Dortmunds Zagadou
>Bayern wants to sign 20 year New Zeeland playmaker Sarpreet Singh
>Kabaks agent wants his client to sign for Bayern
The U21 is going to play against Romania at the U21 EC (this thursday at 06:00pm)
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how is it even possible to be this hot? time for cold beer
shit lads I got the full broadside of the Saharahitze, I am literally dying in a flaming inferno right now. what do?
I want heatlets to get off my /bundes/
>it was real in my mind
why are zoomers so hysteric just because it gets a little above 30 grad in summer?
was a lot worse last summer over a longer period with barely any rain
Traumatized from last year
Plus some people actually have to work
I also have to go to wörk now. but I remember last year being way worse and people werent crying like this
they're conditioned to believe everything is catastrophic except for the actually important stuff.
how to control a society 101
Wir sind hier
fuck off, tranny tom
I wonder how much Kabak might earn at Bayern. considering the fight with Milan, probably Lewy-tier.
>Not working in a perfectly air-conditioned office
Kek. Are you a bauarbeiter or what?
>Sarpreet Singh has apparently completed a move to Bayern [ @PunjabiVillans]
oh no no no
>Bier vor vier
ehh
Bayern will make millions of rupees with fake jersey sales. Put on the warm clothes bundes, the granaten are coming (starting 2021).
Strichjunge
>40°C
>no Urlaub
cuck
>""""40°C""""
where? my thermometer reads just below 30°C and I'm supposed to be in one of the hottest regions. what is this blatant bullshit and everybody spouting it these days?
>where? my thermometer reads just below 45°C
What, only 50°C? Do you live in cave? Why do you think 55°C is hot?
mine just showed 37°C in the shade
>not thinken globally
Irgendwo ist immer vier.
Wtf some pooinloo bekommt die 10????
wtf, I love globalism now!
Can Tom explain why Marozsan is so important for us? Can she be of any use with a broken toe?
sticking it up your arse doesn't count
last year I worked. we had AC
Didn't know tabletennis girls were that thick, holy.
proof?
Eintracht Frankfurt hat einen Monat vor dem ersten Qualifikationsspiel in der Europa League bereits alle zur Verfügung stehenden 40.000 Europapokal-Dauerkarten verkauft.
Wie die Hessen am Dienstag mitteilten, gingen die Tickets in nur drei Stunden über die virtuelle Ladentheke. "Mit dem heutigen Tag ist der letzte Beweis erbracht: Die Eintracht und Frankfurt haben Europa im Herzen!", hieß es in dem Statement.
Damit sind alle Heim-Partien der Eintracht in der kommenden Europa-League-Saison inklusive eines möglichen Halbfinals bereits nahezu ausverkauft. Bei internationalen Spielen passen lediglich 48.000 Zuschauer in die Commerzbank-Arena.
Berechtigt zum Kauf der Dauerkarten waren nur Vereinsmitglieder. Informationen zu den Auswärtsspielen in der Europa League will der Klub zeitnah bekanntgeben.
Frankfurt trifft in der 2. Qualifikationsrunde auf den Sieger des Duells Radnicki Nis gegen FC Flora Tallinn. Der Bundesligist tritt im Hinspiel am 25. Juli zunächst auswärts an und genießt eine Woche später im Rückspiel Heimrecht.
Der serbische Vizemeister aus Nis und der estnische Meisterschaftsdritte Tallinn treffen in der 1. Qualifikationsrunde am 11. und 18. Juli aufeinander.
>looking for a good tutorial on how to cut my hair by myself
>see this
autism/10
do i have to know who this guy is?
meant to reply to
where is said thermometer? is it real or on your fucking mobile? if the latter, click the update button
abboniert und gel0kt
luv Leverkusen
luv >Schalke
ate Bayern
ate Dortmund
Simple as
why do you treat this board like a fucking rss feed? nobody cares about you copying shitty articles. fuck off
Fuck off. I do what I want boomer
currently 30°C
also
>Die heißesten Orte der letzten Stunden in Deutschland
>Geilenkirchen (kek) 34,3°C
unbelievable, 34°C in june, we never had that
have sex
over 30 is hot for people who have to go outside and don’t live in their moms basement. you are a
it's called summer you retrarded doublenigger
continuing my last post
you are allowed to voice your discontent with said temperature stop being le ebin edgy guy who isn’t hot
also have sex
just have sex pls
it’s for the better for all of us
Tom is un—ironically based af
based
Halt bloß deine Fresse du Hurrenson. Komm nach Ulm, du Bastard. Ich ficke dich!
>can't speak english
>speaks turk german
time to go home to istanbul mohamed
supposed to be the female kroos but she never shows whar she's supposed to be capable of in the Nationalmannschaft
>tfw it's starting to set in that bayern will be even worse next season
just you wait.
hehe....
Marozsan is probably the only female player with Spielintelligenz. So with her one could expect the coordination of the game to increase dramatically. Besides, she can shoot decent and plays deadly passes.
However, Marozsan also failed to deliver on some occasions. So I wouldn't expect magick from her.
She's kinda like Hansen but more defensive.
Wenn Sie wüssten, wen wir alles schon haben!!
you now realize he was referring to that pajeet
Interesting. Thank you for posting.
German Youtube is shi-
>inb4 they win the league with next to no new signings
Not happening. Boomer Ribéry won them over 6 points on his own last season.
still havn't watched a single second of this woman soccer cup thing xD
Does he have the Mia San Mia mentality?
>inb4 the only new signings to come are Robben and Ribery
Unironically though, if they choke hard, they'll rape everyone the season after.
luckily zdf has all the games availible on-demand on their site so you still have the chance to watch them
without a doubt
>doesn't show up to training
>makes big Kaka in Dortmund (both in the club and his apartment)
100% MIA
Are all female football players, or all female athletes for that matter on the pill?
I mean, would be kind hard to perform with their period, wouldnt it?
>tfw you lost the mia san mia mentality
im here now
Does the pill stop the period? Asking for a friend.
Wir sind hier, wir sind laut, weil ihr uns die Zukunft klaut!
Seit heute morgen blockieren wir,
eine autonome anarchistische Kleingruppe, einen Abraumbagger am Tagebau Hambach ca. 100 m vor den Bäumen.
Jede Sekunde baggert RWE die Erde, auf der wir alle Leben, unwiederruflich weg, tötet fruchtbaren Boden und hinterlässt ein großes Loch der Leere.
Die Kohlekomission wünscht den Erhalt des Waldes, der Braunkohleausstieg ist beschlossen und angeblich sei der Wald gerettet.
Doch wer soll hier verarscht werden? Immer weiter schaufeln sich die Maschienen voran!
Wir sind nicht hier, weil es uns Spaß macht - welche Wahl haben wir bei dieser Art von Gewalt?
Sollen wir warten, bis alles Tod ist? Bis wir nur noch mit Gasmasken überleben können? Bis nur noch blasse Erinerrungen an Eichenbäume exestieren?
Viele Menschen kämpfen bereits für eine gerechtere Welt, gegen die Klimakrise und für einen Systemwandel.
#FridaysforFuture, #EndeGelände und #AlleDörferbleiben zeigen, wie vielfältig Widerstand sein kann. Zeitgleich entstehen kreative Freiräume in leerstehenden Häusern und #Ackerbleibt als auch #Hambibleibt werden jeden verdammten Tag verteidigt.
Die Bewegung ist groß und wird es immer weiter!
Wir wollen zusammen gegen ein patriachales, hierachisches und generell ausbeuterisches System kämpfen.
Gegen eine Welt, in der Konzerne bloß des Geldes wegen so viel Leid produzieren und gegen eine Gesellschaft, in der es zeitgleich unter Strafe steht ertrinkende Menschen im Mittelmeer zu retten. Gegen einen Staat, in dem es erlaubt ist 400m tief nichts als Tod zu hinterlassen. Und gegen die Polizei, die versucht mit immer größeren Repression und neuen Polizeigesten den Widerstand zu brechen. Aber eure Marionetten können uns nicht stoppen!
Wir sind selbstbestimmt, wütend und stark! Solange sich nichts ändert, werden wir Anarchist*innen für eine freie und solidarische Welt blockieren, bekämpfen und besetzen!
>comfy 30+
jz 1 Radler
certain do, yes
>girl has big thick ass
>"wow, so hot, ass to die for
>spreads ass
>"ugh... that doesnt look too good...
>girl has small ass
>"hm, could use some meat, should be thicker"
>spreads ass
>"oh yeah, looks so juicy and nice, sweet hot holes"
Hollands gonna get flooded because the ZDF moved one of their dykes to France
where is everybody?
>dutch Buyern dyke at ZDF
yikes
they're retarded. the fact that this generation will once take over /bundes/ is making me sick.
>what is an alf
>3 days above 30 grad in summer
>WUUAH THE HEATWAVE IS GONNA KILL US WAHHHHHH
just end this country
yes yes
>how is it even possible to be this hot?
oink oink
my gf :)
>from 7 to 17 in uni
>Bahn is canceled
>have to wait 30 more minutes to get home
how do we fix this shit
go to the nearest kneip and drink sth
bicycle
move closer to the uni poorfag
the pants are a huge part of it
oof
ISSEN BRETT
yes yes
pedo
>2.18mb for literally 100 pixels
chinlets creep me out desu
theres no need to be upset
I'm more disappointed than upset >:\
Watching the athletics
>Watching athletics when there's footy to watch
VERKOTET
>sie hatten schwache Perioden
>Schwimmbadwetter
anything above 20°C water temperature might as well count as torture
those silly euro games?
Fettes Schwein
An alle fetten hier im thread
Ich hoffe ihr erstickt an eurem nächsten Chicken nugget
Arp will fix it
he has Bayern written all over him
quite rude
sorry your mother was fat brudi
Kachelmann said it will be over 40 on friday
We have a comfy commentator
>wanting gay ass hot water
no thanks
>Sepp van den Berg
Sad, he definitely had the mia san mia mentality
>Höchsttemperaturen in der Mitte und im Süden 28 bis 34, im Norden 22 bis 27 und im Nordseenähe um 20 Grad.
Die Fotzen haben wenig an
Jetzt hört endlich auf euch einzukacken und genießt die Sicht.
kachelmannwetter.com
Sunday's gonna be the hottest day
>*shills Kachelmann incessantly*
STOP
I fucking love summer, frens.
How many LINK do you have frens?
only have 2600 ;_;
That reminds me that the TDF starts soon. Can't wait to watch it on eurosport again.
>Wenn Sie wüssten, wen wir alles schon haben!!
>panic mode in lüdenshyte
>buy any free player who is able to run forward for way too much money
>inb4 will winn not a thing
>inb4 B00n will bailout lüdenshyte, again.
Uli is based, I like this timeline.
>after eight in the evening
>cloudy
>still 34°C
Fuck summer and all the miserable sunlight addicts who moan and contemplate suicide two werks into autumn. I'd rather sleep in three layers of clothing than sweat in nothing but my underwear.
>schalke
Luckily we have it both on Eurosport and on TV2 where there are no ad breaks.
Didn’t even bother watching most of the Giro this year because it’s exclusively on Eurosport with their constant commercials.
>temperature won't fall below 22°C tonight
german eurosprt commercials are so trash that hey almost become kino again. Plus they have by far the best german commentators when it comes to cycling.
all night long?
stop crying lil zuhmer
Have fun watching ypur parents drop like flies in this heat, boomers.
Why are there no commercials there like here? It is similar to that one stream which shows highlights of the first half during the whole break without comments or ads or anything?
Depends on the region, can confirm here it won't fall below 21°.
Some thermometer showed 40° today while I drove by around 5pm, never seen that before. I'm ok with that.
literally SEETHING
in west germany?
Yeah.
Melting, actually.
there's a football player
Actually less annoyed with the heat than last year.
?
It's like the heat sucks the life out of me. No urge to fap in days and no appetite at all.
You’re not allowed to have ad breaks during programmes unless you broadcast from the UK which some other Danish stations do, but the one showing the race is the second biggest station after the public broadcaster.
They go all out during the Tour.
Now that the stages are shown in full, they have one team of commentators from the start and then another one takes over for the final couple of hours.
LIEKE LIEKE LIEKE LIEKE LIEKE!!!
for me it's hipster däbritz
>/wundes/ interests me
I'm in love!
In love with this girl
Anyone else has problems with the ZDRF stream?
if you mean zdf stream, no it's all fine
grünenwähler infa 100%
Our girls had a day off today. What were they shopping? Almuth said she's stay at their hotel.
maybe candles. My gf womehow can spend hours looking for candles.
>Toni Kroos: "I don't think Leroy will go to Bayern. That's just my feeling. From Man City's point of view, I wouldn't let him go, or at least make him so expensive that Bayern would not pay for him anymore"
How do you leave a club, win 4 (four) Champions Leagues at your new one, and still be this obsessed? It's getting creepy.
>get ask question by reporter
>answer
Yeah totally. Querpasstoni never had the "mia san mia" gene. Hes not a very good player and never should have left Bayern.
>4 back to back CL titles
>1 WC title
Yikes... Maybe hes right.
How important is Dzsenifer Marozsán for us? I haven't seen her play? But is she of any use with a broken toe? Is there some Hightlight video of her? How good is she really?
No, he's definitely a good player. His comments are just getting weirder every day. But please, seethe harder.
>literally shaking because the most successful German player of all time doesnt treat Bayern with Satin gloves like everyone else and just says what noone else dares to say
Seething is the "mia san mia" mentality. Winning CL titles is the "hala madrid" mentality. Kroos definitely has the latter.
>Salihamidžić and Miro Klose had a conversation a few days ago where Brazzo continued trying to convince Klose to take over the U19 team, still without success. Things are said to have been heated, Klose then left for a 2-week vacation in the US and could even resign [@Plettigoal]
gets better every fucking day, good job Brazzo
Thank you.
JETZT WIRD ERSTMAL GAS GEGEBEN
heh
Club lvl: best of the best
nt lvl: kinda oezil tier without hängende schultern syndrom mostly. She just has to be in the starting XI to impress the young gals in the opposing team, think of it as high charisma stats.
>hala madrid
No World Cup tomorrow ;__;
wtf, I love Holland now!
>mia san mia
Our girls will console the nips tonight since they are staying at the same hotel.
Enjoy
it's time
geil uezs
Huth is my waifu ugezs.
wtf is this real?
my potatos taste like nothing. Just a chore to eat them. How to cook potatos so they dont taste like shit?
seasoning afterwards doesnt do anything apparently.
onions
lot of onions and pepper and salt
>He doesn't know
Yes, summerfag.
Salt
You also could eat them with Quark
thx but
>cutting onions
literally the one thing I hate the most with cooking.
>page 9
he is doing it again
imagine his seeting
yes
thx, but I swear mamas potatos are better somehow. Couldnt figure out her secret so far though
Use an 00schneider.
It's a bit of Liebe
i swear im gonna try this, although I doubt it works well
last night he even instant-saged a thread from page 1 to 10.
thats how mad he is
well, I guess it is #echteliebe
There's gotta be a straußen00schn0der which will be able to perform the given task, Brudi. Good luck.
see
>for the next 7 days
We have a bazillion eplel and copa threads everyday. why should they also take over my beloved /bundes/?
oh and another thing. How do I prevent Broccoli from being wet after being cooked? I had it in a sieve of course after cooking, still
>seeting
stop, this enrages him even more!
shake it
>page 9
still page 9
lel
aaaaand 10
good night /bundes/
just saw this, check 0:12 to 0:18
alternatively stop being a pussy and learn to cut an onion properly
the fuck, I'm hungry now
even sleep, odd go to kitchen
fug. okay...
still page 10
I am here now:
me too
roast it
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