/cric/ket World Cup

Might as well start laughing now.

>Tue 25 June
21:30 NZST
England v Australia
Lord's, London

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WE WANT SEBBO
*CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

This be’s the thread

>England
haha

My lads.

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SNEED HAMS

Poo ooooooo baldy rrrrrrr fatty tttttttt londonistan

>A*nglo
What did he mean by this?

future cricketing superstar

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Williamson has been fined 20% of his match fee for New Zealand's slow over rate against West Indies, and the other players 10% of theirs. Another over-rate breach during the tournament will be deemed a second offence, which will bring with it a suspension for Williamson.

>implying this wont be our easiest win of the tournament

Tonight will be the night that a star is born

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Imagine getting paid to clean up a cricket thread on a Fijian rangoli making forum... Oh wait

sounds like your janny has serious issues lads

why are NZ such cheats

janny's pretty based: hates curries and other darkies.

reminder based kane was aware of this but chose to take his time because he valued winning

grim thread

I'll be back in a few hours for the game

ironic india players depicted with beard but not afghanistan

don't bother.

>curryposter is seething because he can’t discuss caste autism on Yea Forums
Based jannies desu

Tell me about sebbo

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who?

Why does he eat the taco?

looks like a bumboy

Because that's how they are

You now remember D'Arcy Short

who is sebbo?
why does /cric/ talks about him?

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the obese american cunt that posts here

never heard of him.

might readopt this position

absolutely based batting performance from him in the JLT one-day cup last year

ah yes, this """position"""

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Literally who?

I
II
III

Exactly. instead of continuing the official /cric/ position, you went in the opposite direction and tried to make him a superstar via Warnes autistic fucktard cast. utter cunts.

theguardian.com/sport/2019/jun/21/tatenda-taibu-zimbabwe-cricket-interview
grim

A lot of loyalty for hired shitposter
archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/sebbo/

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am excited lads

oдин
двa
тpи

KEK

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plz beat cuckland. our fate depends on it

what happened

“He did not listen to much of what I wanted to tell him,” Taibu says now. “He just went into his drawer, pulled out an envelope and threw it on the table. Then he went to his window and looked outside. My mind was racing. I started thinking: ‘OK, I’ve watched this in movies – but this is actually happening to me. What has he just thrown at me without saying a word? What’s in the envelope? If it’s money, does he want to buy my silence?’ I had lots of questions running in my head.”

The 36-year-old Taibu looks up, his still boyish face creasing with a difficult memory. “The envelope was full of photographs. I pulled them out and the first one was a picture of a dead person. I was thinking: ‘OK, now I’m experiencing shock, because I did not expect this.’ It was an upsetting photo. I flipped it over and looked at the second one. It was the same. These were gross pictures of dead people. It looked like a war. So I’m thinking: ‘What message is being relayed? If these were photos taken during the war [against white minority rule in the 1970s] is he telling me all white people are bad? Or is he telling me I could soon be dead myself? I knew he was married to a white woman so the first idea didn’t make sense. He meant this as a warning to me.

OH MY

“I had seen six photos and they were all bad. I pretended to look at the others while he stood silently at the window. Then I said: ‘Thank you for your time, sir. I must go to another meeting.’ I left his office as quickly as I could.”

Taibu had already been threatened by activists from Mugabe’s Zanu-PF party who were involved in cricket administration. In his new autobiography, Keeper of the Faith, he explains how he had been warned repeatedly on the phone that he would be beaten up and that he was “a black boy being used”. His wife, Loveness, had been trailed by anonymous cars and hounded on the phone.

As Zimbabwe’s first black captain, and a pioneering young player who had proved it was possible to emerge from a development programme in the impoverished townships all the way to Test cricket, Taibu believes he should have been “their poster boy. In the [Test] team at the age of 18, vice-captain at 19, captain at 20. But I was on the run, scared of what the future might hold for me and my family.”

Taibu is understated in detailing the fear he and his wife felt but he also makes it clear that they were being hounded out of the country. “I was strong for a long time but things built up. Two cars followed us every time we went out. Two other cars were parked outside my home when we got back. We felt we could not go home because my house is electronic. I had to open the gate with a remote. There was the feeling that, if we opened the gates, then one of these cars would follow us in. So we drove off. We had no freedom. But the final straw was soon after our first son was born and Loveness almost got kidnapped. That’s when we decided to leave.”

*makes the call*

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i mean for the cricket haha

oh right, who's playing

oooooo its eng vs aus boro

some BASED cricket on tonight lads

hmm. looking forward to seeing Aus play someone good 2bh

shall have to wait till Sat

NEED australia new zealand to play lad

that'll be a banger
stoked it starts at midnight
thanks ICC

fuck really?

what the FUCK did the POOCC MEAN BY THIS FUCK

Roy still out
Cuckfield remains

poodiction:
Aus beats Eng and NZ
Ind and NZ beat Eng

ideal world

>Cuckfield

GRIM

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What bullshittery is this? Literally NO reason to have a d/n game.

this except NZ beats Oz

don't care so long as England are out and Australia and NZ are in

ICC fuckery

yeah would love to see Pak or Bang through

two whiteys
two darkies
ying and yang

lads I have SO MUCH work to do. I'm finna boutta miss the match AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Good (white) vs Evil (brown)

won't go that far

poo peelanders need to be exterminated

steady on mate

youtube.com/watch?v=RwwcNfsgTXg
just watched this athlean-x video lads

going to review the 10 mistakes when squatting vid before heading off to the gym

literately looks like a player from the women's team

your team is awful, ours is incredible and you are SEETHING kek

he wouldn't make the womens team m8

bit sexist

Aussie """males"""

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unironically am tipping him to go for at least 9 an over

hope Pooeen kills himself

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hope you kys when England doesn't make semis at their own WC kek

Lads there's a good chance Englel won't make knockouts at the rugby WC either lol

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Same, I need to submit a report tomorrow

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Remember when England got knocked out in group stage at successive FIFA, ICC and rugby world cups? hahaha good times. fucking losers.

where did you place that WC kek

Rugby? never heard if it

why don't you just drop out and be a neet?

Remember this?

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who you reckon will then? australia has no fucking chance thats for sure

I remember my country making CWC and RWC finals yes.

How are smith and warner going to react when they get heckeled?
Will there be more tears from the cheating bastards? Australian cricket has become a joke

who are the top nations currently ?

give this a crack

telegraph.co.uk/rugby-union/rugby-world-cup-2019-wallchart-predictor/

Arg v Aus
NZ v Sco
Wal v Fra or Eng
Ire v RSA

>subscription required
yea na

They've been booed endlessly every game we've played so far, and they've both played extremely well so doubt it'll effect them much.

I'll check it out mate, thanks,

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>have to make an account
shant but looked interesting

except against Pakistan where they cheered them all game

makes you think

Haha I love how Australia getting cocky. This normal means they'll get BTFO

You're going to get BTFO by large Irish cock today I can feel it. Warner will be seething

Worked for me the second time I tried, give it a crack

don't think they'd give af 2bh

takes 5 seconds

what's the opinion of Eoin over there mate?

KEK just seen england's pool in the rwc. they might actually not make it out of the group stages

Indian Caliphate on the rise
(this is satire)

how's this look, lads? keep in mind i haven't really followed rugby in a few years.

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His mum is English. You cannot moan about him playing for England when everyone is more than happy having half Irish (or less) lads born in England, playing for the national football team.

But of course some people are retarded. Mostly the Liverpool/united fan type

>boo Australia
>still lose
Can’t wait for this to happen again

Reminder every cricket schedule is geared towards currygods' prime time.
And you can do absolutely nothing about it but seethe.

Reminder australia will lose tonight by win the tournament anyway

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>Tonight

Beta timezone

STATchin : REEEEEEEEEE

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reckon we'll win tonight but lose the tournament in the finals tbdesu

my thing is actually due on Thursday but it's pretty difficult so I need to start now. fuck uni 2bh. it gets in the way of my sports
parents would be mad

>indians turning on tendulkar
didnt think this was possible

pretty much bang on unless France can upset England (oh please God)

over here? he's a fookin legend and England's best player

last WC wasnt in any, way shape or form. just how fresh are you

this was quite funny not going to lie

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this /cric/ket World Cup has made me realise Aussie are bros and curries are bitches.

yeah I'm tipping Ind def. Aus in finals and I'll be off /cric/ until summer.

Whos looking to get topped

Pavement

would much prefer england or nz to win.
also ashes lad

CARLOS BRATHWAITE
REMEMBER THE NAME

>indians turning on tendulkar
yeah im thinking based

What time is that local? Or universal?
Hope Australia kicks their arses very badly, c'mon Aussie c'mon c'mon!

whoever bats first wins today

are Ashes in Oz?

whoever scores the most runs at the end of the respective innings wins today

on in 2hrs mate

Game starts in 2 hours

England

you think you're funny, mate?

acestream?

saidit.net/s/CricFlix/comments/rui/england_vs_australia_match_32/
should be posted here

high level analysis

Dubs and Australia get topped today

if you could change one thing about the cricket, what would it be?

>more cricket in England
yeah so like I said, I'll be back in summer

hmmm interesting

Most matches were D/N so that currygods could watch from start to finish.

don't have scestream, but have another high-powered stream if you're interested

Who's the bad guys here and who should I be rooting for?

WTF (what the fr*ck)

CONFIRMED

hitting the ball twice being out. it's a silly victorian safety rule that has no place in the modern sport

alternatively, i'd remove the restriction on fielders standing behind square on the leg side, so that bodyline fields would become possible again

OH MY

no most were day/night so Aussies and kiwis with jobs could watch you fucking delusional cunt

England have never won a world cup but is currently the best side in the world.
Australia has won 5 and been runners up twice, but is currently in the process of rebuilding it's side.

What is the hotshot for Indian cricket memes? They make em so quickly.

Australia are cricket’s overarching bad guys and we’ve never won a World Cup so definitely support us.

The current Australian team contains two cheats who managed to get away with minuscule bans too.

Bad guys:
India
England

Good guys:
Australia
New Zealand

Root for Bangladesh to knock England out.

just laugh at England m8
OOF

>Australia are good guys
Mate...

reckon australia is due for a tactical loss tonight

>australia are not good guys
Mate...

>Australia
>good guys

and England isn't evil, they're just funny

reminder that if we lose tonight, it doesn't matter at all because its footy and nrl season and no one cares.

The Good Guys is a chain of consumer electronics retail stores in Australia and """""formerly New Zealand""""". Its national headquarters is in the Melbourne suburb of Essendon Fields m8.

genuinely dont think england can be considered bad guys in world cricket.

the incel pedo richo

this
only watching the "world cup" to kill time between now and friday

first time i've seen Jeff laugh that much

Same lol, was nice to see

That's what they want you to believe.
It's okay bud, India runs cricket it's not news anymore.

Redpill me lads.
How the FUCK did england become best team in the world?
They look mediocre evertime i see them.
Are the rankings completely worthless like football rankings?

>Redpill me lads.
no
>How the FUCK did england become best team in the world?
they aren't
>They look mediocre evertime i see them.
they are
>Are the rankings completely worthless like football rankings?
they are

England has a gameplan thats based around just scoring a fuckload of runs and batting the game as if it were a t20 match. It works majority of the time because usually at least one batsmen will put on a big score and it's especially good now that you have le stable root who hold the innings together and let the big hitters score around him. obviously its not super consistent so you'll see the occasional collapse like against sri lanka. but overall its a winning strategy.

I don't know how they got so many good batsmen, but it helps that you can take your pick from around the world.

>Are the rankings completely worthless like football rankings?
not as useless, no. if you look at the rankings and then compare it to the current world cup standing theyre pretty similar bar South Africa (who are monumental world cup chokers)

LEGALIZE IT

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they won a lot of bilateral ODI series in recent years on the back of good batting making up for their horrendous bowling

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psssst kid, want some of this? It's good shit.

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SANDPAPER KINGS OHHHHH SANDPAPER KINGSSSS. IT MIGHT HELP YOU REVERSE BUT YOU KNOW YOURE MOST PERVERSE
WHEN YOURE PRETENDING YOU CAN BAT BUT YOUR BEST GUYS FULL OF SHAT.
SAAAAAAAANDPAPER KINGS.
SAAAAAANDPAPER KINGS.
I GOT A SOMETHINGSOMETHING IN MY POCKETPOCKET BUT YOURE A CHEAT SO SHOVE IT IN YOUR BUM-RAAAAAHHH AHAHA.

it's a flat deck based approach that has come unstuck because of the conditions here I reckon

S. Smith - 8 (retired hurt) b J. Archer

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gonna have to go get some kfc

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My manager loves the creekeet wants me to get a stream and the big telly in the office, help a brother out.

the team which scores less will be win (D/L method)

ill come piss on the boardroom tv m8

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*pisses on you*

youtu.be/ZTrYBU_wocY?t=9
haloooo... nice to meet you

Australia have won the toss and elected to bat.

hmm

here mate

*pisses in your eager mouth*

Having a bat right now tbqh.

>320 grit
where's the 60 cazz

Should do this with each of the captains

>yfw you remember 3 Guys

long innings mate?

yeah they're not baddies at all, just love laughing at them. fags.

England have won the toss and elected to lose.

Thanks all for your liquid input. Unironically drop a url through which one can watch the game brehs

/cric/ always asks how the missus is but never how I am

/r/cricketstreams in Firefox

read the pinned post

there is literally no excuse for not finding a stream on your own. you should be fired immediately for your incompetence

England win the toss and Stokes punches Warner in the face to the packed stadium singing "Jerusalem".

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I just watch on TV mate, so can't actually help without literally going to reddit and finding one for you. which I won't.

Cuckworth Poois looms

how's mum m8

They should call off the cricket and have a bare knuckle fight betweenness Stokes and Warner to decide the winner imo

/cumGOD/

*lowers trousers*
*squats down*
*drops a poo on your face*
heh, there's your url mate

so just give it to England then?

mum's good mate

if your boss loves cricket so much why would he not just fork out like 10 pounds for the month to watch the rest of the games and finals?

thats good. missus well?

Yes please

missus is good mate

forgot Broad existed

He's looking very handsome today.

where did all the jofra archer hype go lmao

he's bowled pretty well this tournament with the exception of the Pakistan game. He's hardly been a flop

hate Pooeen so much

As always

only ask questions you already know the answer to

Big Bob Key's lost weight

>thing I've been winding myself up about all day due to anxiety went extremely smoothly and couldn't have been a better result
we're all gonna make it /cric/

great. how about the rest of the family

Drinks at the moment then straight back in.

I honestly could not care less

glad your prostate's ok mate

they're good mate

got banned from Yea Forums for asking what dilation means

He's the CFO - won't even update my 8 year old laptop. £10 is a big expense

I want Australia to win, who's with me?

yea mate ama

I reckon I do to

I'm not, go fuck yourself

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Who do you want to win?

not me, I'd like to see it washed out

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

cricket. unironically want a good game regardless of outcome.

you sound like a bitch

Based.

>same strip is being used on Saturday
What was meant by this?

Ricky Poontang

LOL!

bender

Thanks, i've got more

honestly? hope >we cheat and get away with it

hermes

GET A FUCKIN BROWN DOG UP UP YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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You fucking pozzies better win

210 years mate and only been caught once
reckon the odds are in >our favour

I hope the br*wn players go out for ducks.

ah, the coveted Sebbo endorsement

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has he Weighed In?

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Clocked in at about 120 kegs I reckon.

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Need to know this as well

Hitting reply-all to an email unnecessarily should be met with instant termination.

i'm here to wish my english bros good luck. good luck english bros

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>win probability: England 56% Australia 44%
What did they mean by this?

The Book of Straffo, 24/06/19 at 1:54 pm
"Hitting reply-all to an email unnecessarily should be met with instant termination."

Think he took the Straffpill, doesn't seem like he watches sport anymore.

subtle dig at you mate

might have to break my bed time tonight

ah, the coveted Sebbo endorsement

McGovern suspension upheld

based

freo are still going to get smashed and I'm still going to regret buying tickets but at least I don't have to see that cunt

It's for 1 week you dumb cunt, the derby is the week after.

love your work mate

Should be welcoming it with open arms

yeah just realised
thought the derby was this weekend lmao I'm a fucking idiot

might actually watch this match

damn haha

have a wank and a nap now, you'll be good to go

not like theres anything else to do

thanks, please tell all your friends to watch our sport

love brett lee so much lads

There's no way he's 120kg. He'd be pushing at least 150kg.

can you even close your arms you fat fuck?

Get a white dog up ya

a full strength shane lee

>wanting to watch England fold for less than 100

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what am i in for lads

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saved a bunch of pictures throughout the week to post during the game lads

BASED
lots of booing

disappointment and humiliation mate

rain and a GOATner double hundred

>England win toss and bowl! "It's not a no-brainer, but we've haven't seen much sun down south so it might do a bit this morning."

>lost the toss
yep we're fucked lmao

god i wish that were me

damn

wanted to see england get skittled

Except Barrass will be back in who is basically the exact same player as McGovern.

Not to mention that Shannon Hurn and Brad Sheppard are unironically the 2 best defenders in the game.

the warner show

>England 1 Jonny Bairstow, 2 James Vince, 3 Joe Root, 4 Eoin Morgan (capt), 5 Ben Stokes, 6 Jos Buttler (wk), 7 Moeen Ali, 8 Chris Woakes, 9 Adil Rashid, 10 Jofra Archer, 11 Mark Wood

Rain looms

Australia 360 on the cards

England bowled out for 220 in 49 overs

oi alchy locks u here m8

screenshotted and will be reposting this epic prediction after the match

>lyon in

yeeees

acestream is working like aids?

Cheeky din dins on the cards

Imagine picking POOeen again knowing he does fuck all in a pressure situation

Might go buy a slab and get cunted watching the match.

whats a slab

type of paving tile m8

a carton

HERO LYON

just the one for me I reckon

Did Spud Smuth or Finch lose the toss?

gonig for #teammykidneys for tonight

>opting to bowl

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aha are england willingly chasing again

Based Wood revival

weird putting behrendorff in with starc when he's $2 shop starc

its a bright day mate, absolutely nothing in the pitch

we'll have a bowl thanks

>Australia 1 Aaron Finch (capt), 2 David Warner, 3 Usman Khawaja, 4 Steven Smith, 5 Glenn Maxwell, 6 Marcus Stoinis, 7 Alex Carey (wk), 8 Jason Behrendorff, 9 Pat Cummins, 10 Mitchell Starc, 11 Nathan Lyon

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>bowling first
psychologically cooked

Australia on posting 400+ watch

>Behrendorff
Really struggling for a 3rd bowler.

>Damian Lewis, Greg James, Stephen Fry, Edward the Earl of Wessex, Laura Robson, Matt Bellamy (muse),
If you need to explain who someone is cricinfo, then they're not a celebrity are they.

>2019
>muse

yikes

feel like these threads improve dramatically when the kiwis fuck off to bed

>mfw we smack these English bastards

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youtube.com/watch?v=twjINA8dc4o

so true

tipping australia to score 309

StraffGOD at the game tonight?

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>we

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Don't see us (England) winning this game desu, we'll scrape through to the knockouts with a win over NZ only to be heemed by India

Australia all out for 60 imo

>Not identifying with your national team

typical english people, am i right lads?

be laughing either way tb h lads

GIRT BY SEA

>team with nothing to lose vs team with something to lose
very concerned for england

Might shock my balls a bit later to prevent erectile dysfunction.

ADVANCE AUSTRALIA FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR

what position do you bat m8?

What a grim anthem

newcunt

Is this bigger than the soccer world cup for England?

two worst anthems in the world

GOD SAVE ARE GRAYSHUS KWEEN

even grimmer than God Save The Queen

IN HISTORY'S PAGE
LET EVERY STAGE
ADVANCE AUSTRALIA FAIR
IN JOYFUL STRANS THEN LET US SING
ADVANCE
AUSTRALIA
FAIR

they should ask god to save the cricket team instead of the queen lol

>put the only black kid with moeen ali
haha

cringe

Absolutely fuming with Morgan there, cunt didn't sing the anthem.

lol fuck off back to school in frankston and refuse to shake the teacher's hands, mohammed

grim

>play hard
>play fair
>play to win

>play fair
WAIT ON

yikes

LETS GOOOOOOO

>Green wicket

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I can't remember what it felt like to know with confidence that australia's batting wouldn't collapse. It's been so long.

Youre right Edmunds not a real earl

GONE GOTTEM OH NONONO MANLET SUBHUMAN BTFO ALREADY AHAHAHAHA

not even close

>blind worship of a nation you just happened to be born in by chance
grim

Will David Warner?

honestly it should be illegal to have anything but

asian gf for all if we win lads

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casual here, why are Australia wearing Norwich FC kits?

>choosing the field

is there a more beta move?

Looks a bit green and swinging today. Should've brought Jimmy in for this one.

Dropra archer

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BOOOOO CHEATING CUNT BOOOOOOO

Good from you finchy

> taking pride in any of your achievements despite knowing that you're the summation of a billion chemical reactions and nothing more
> believing in anything when you can reduce everything to chemical reactions
grim

Perfectly place slice, nice Finch

I KNEW THAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN

>DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED

>Shortening the Indian umpires name so Clarkey doesn't have to pronounce his name
Based

LMAO

Really cocked this one up lads not gonna lie but bank the pun for a later date

not watching the cricket

yank

lol

>already WALLOPED

AHAHAHAHA OH NONONO CRINGELAND BTFO

It’s to show solidarity with fellow inbred people

>muh slope

Never seen anything so overhyped

caramel mud cake baking in the oven for the cricket lads

depending on how this game goes, I feel work may give me a ring

whatcha doin?

Woakes is fucking dire, get the nig and Wood on

>warner nearly nicking it first ball
YIKES

Past a certain age a man without a retired (dead) stat can be a bad thing.

GONE FUCK OFF

OH NONONONONO

BACK TO THE DRESSING ROOM MANLET, OFF THE FUCKING PITCH NOW

The ground isnt even oval shaped?

>england think they can win a wc opening the bowling with chris woakes

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Must win today lads

sounds divine, wish i had some

Englands doing that cheating what when the ball moves sideways again

Fuckin Michael Clarke. Sure u were a great player compared to the current shitshow, but no one wants to hear you speak. Fuck ch9 for putting him on.

YOU JUST DROPPED THE WORLD CUP MATE

wtf was that movement

>GONE ALREADY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

having a rollicking good time

Not sure about this Archer lad, seems a bit of a fraud.

That English player has very, very dark skin.

all your streams are atleast a minute behind lads

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ARCHER YOU

Bowl Woakes.
Go brokes.

>ball swining
reckon we might be fucked lmao

the ABSOLUTE STATE of this imported nig

Bet that cunt Smith is going to score a century. You can just as it coming.

Why do the players behind the stumps appeal for LBWs? They can't even see.

eating dinner with the gf while watching lads

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>those non-Shartcher and Wood bowling averages

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>0(2)
FUCK warner is so shit

Bowl a Yorker lmao

>warner yet to score

i doubt that with his wife lol

/rug/

this is what a real athlete looks like

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David lowscorer

>bowl a full length delivery
>goes over warner’s head and is called a wide

Does the wicky have to change ends every over?

SCORE SUM FAKIN RUNS

Septic tank

Blockner

Why can't Warner fucking rotate the strike

why the FUCK is the ball swinging so much?

1
2
3

How come he hasn't been playing?

yea

Nah he just chills at the end of the bowlers run up and every ball is 4 byes

selectors are desperate to prove warnie wrong

Prolly paper with sand on it

grim shot

he's not the best limited overs bowler and zampa was in decent form coming into this world cup. but he's bowled like shit and selectors are scared to try lyon for some reason

Ah yes, the English leg spinner Adil Rashid

Why does Warnie hate Cowaja?

Doesn't look like he's from Queensland.

full time in the gym, obviously

suspecting a wicket this over

Just got home what did I miss

tipping a cheeky Poot wicket or two

the australian menace is rife in this thread

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He is an unashamed racist like every convict

if we survive these spicy meatballs we win

common sense

australia all out

khawaja called him out of touch at the end of last year

>on the train home form the cricket
>see this
what do?

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that's wonderful.
and how are you my dear bro.

BASED pull shot lads
such an aesthetic shot

Sick of that Booking.com ad

WALLOP, nig BTFO

Pup calling Archer a "natural athlete".

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So true

Why does rio tinto even have ads on tv? What am i going to do buy a lump of coal?

booking dot yeah me too m8

Wickets loom

I fucking detest those adverts. Love how they try to take credit for giving deaf people the ability to hear and shit.

These cunts keep edging it and getting away with it

If they had any self respect they’d walk

it's to make you think they're not shitheads

WALLOPS loom

Travago girl or hotels combined 90s cgi bear or go home

>we'll have bowl first
Agent Morgan strikes again

>score a boundary
>hurr they wont mind this Australia
Who the fuck thought putting Clarke as a commentator was a good idea? He's fucking shit

He's literally the most brainlet commentator ever.

>anglo team hits a four
>a few claps
>sub-continent team hits a four
>passionate cheering and celebrating
why can't yt into passion?

Because we have sex

too high IQ

Industry is dying so they're desperate and trying to rally the general public. All these scummy companies do it.

Based clarky keepin the commentary fresh

good players normally make shit commentators

Pitch it up you retards

>did it ever bother you here, the slope?
bit racist from vaughney there

god i wish i were an elite, posh, uppity MCC member
FUCK

Thats true
Would make me erect for prime minister bob katter to nationalise every mining coming with no compensation

grim

miss people making remarks about the size of warners bat lads

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Nazbol uprising when

>anglo team loses a wicket
>polite applause for the wicket taker and departing batsman
>sub-continent team loses a wicket
>immediately stampede toward the exits

haha cop that darkie

>DROPPED
AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

One of them days....

>So important for Australia to start well
GET OFF THE FUCKING TV CLARKE YOU MUPPET BRAINLET FUCK

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DROPPED THE WORLD CUP

Just dropped the world cup

Nothin-

LEGS...... LOOOOOK AT THOSE LEEEEEGS....... LADS AHHHHHHHHHHJ THIGHS SKIRTS AHHHHHHHH LADS ASIANSS WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO

hope he broke his fucking finger

why can't poms catch

was a good effort

IMAGINE IF THEY DON'T GET A WICKET

Am enjoying Sangakarra's commentary this WC and he was a gun. Apparently he's commentating the Ashes too which is bretty gud

dare I say it, that was the world cup he put down

>Anglo team scores
>Claping and cheering
>Sub continent team hits single to long on
>Everybody makes a high pitched screech as loud as they can and throw themselves against the net surrounding the field in a huge body pile so that those on top make it over like in that scene in that zombie movie

need Cuckfield to kill himself

This but unironically. Would love to lick her feetsies too

shut the fuck up michael clarke

Legs are pretty good. Pretty glad they exist

>13 dropped catches

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for me it's the tummy

Thats gone

I don't even understand why indians like cricket. they seem to have no idea what's going on 99% of the time or understand the context of anything

KEK BASED UMPBALL

love how the couple of hours I can watch is boring shit.

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 26 and no wickets hahahahahahahahahahahaha England are finished

>13 drops

will be umpires call, cap this post

Umpire's call

GAMON UMP HOWASTHAT

NOT GONE

NOT OUT

STAY ON THE PITCH

FUCKING STAY WHERE YOU ARE

ooooooooooooooooo

GOING TO BED MATE

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putdude off?

BASED ELITE ME

UMPIRES CALL
EAT A DICK

You think you're a fucking oracle but it was obvious. Go fuck yourselves

Haaaaaaaaaaa

OH

NO

NO

NO

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NEW THREAD
BASED UMPBALL

OH NO NO NO
*inhales*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

haha sucked in

eat shit england

>No Asian teams

Dead rubber

why are umpires so shit

>Umpball

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absolute state of it

you can tell archer is english because he is a black man with yellow teeth

>LAST FIVE MATCHES
>ENG 208/9 beat 205 AUS
>ENG 314/4 beat 310/8 AUS
>ENG 481/6 beat 239 AUS
>ENG 342/8 beat 304 AUS
>ENG 218/7 beat 214 AUS
YIKES

get in here

pls no :( leave BASED Ashes alone you subhuman mong