Why are they so unlikeable?

i am from RS and i like you, other states dont understand;

>still seething after a CA group stage match
Cringe

No matter what Uruguay always gets shit so I dunno.

I guess many people can't handle the chadness.

youtu.be/OJYMqcA0RG8

They are without a single doubt the most hated country in south america.

argentina apologizes on behalf of it's bratty provincia rebelde
whatever issue you have, talk with us

Fpbp

Everyone I’ve met from there has been a complete faggot

Based gaúcho come back home

Never realized how much their flag looks like ours until now desu

Success breeds jealousy

They are just trying to assimilate to their new home

Imagine being as assblasted as this mestizo

Based Uruguay vs Chad

this team is literally fueled by 3 players and 2 of them might not even make it to 2022 so we'll witness the end of u r gay soon enough

mmm that's chile frend, don't be retarded

We have the same national bird, well ours is the northern lapwing and there's is it's psychotic cousin the southern lapwing.
Same bird though.

really? i didn't know that wtf i love Ireland now

We all know it's you though.

The eternal Uruguay will never die.

We invented Uruguay. Not even memeing. Look it up.

Not a meme. We're just a buffer state created to provide the British with free navigation rights.

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Lmao I didn't remember this scene.

Based european Teru Teru

So is Afghanistan a buffer between Russia and the British Raj.
Afghanis are chad also.

>t.Chilean with Brazilian flag
kek
the absolute state of chilefags.

Cocky, somewhat dumbasses, hypocrital and a bunch of crybabies everytime they lose.

Uruguay died after 1950.
It didn't play another WC final after that and if the things keeps their course, it will be 72 years and counting.

WHAT THE FUCK DUDE
HOW DID THOSE LITTLE SHITS CROSS THE ATLANTIC AND ESTABLISH UP THERE
I CAN'T EVEN WALK IN MY OWN YARD BECAUSE THEY FUCKING DECIDED TO NEST IN THE VERY FUCKING MIDDLE OF IT AND THEY ATTACK ME IF I GET CLOSER

Basically the Belgium of South America, tbqhwyfam. Both Uruguay and Argentina were considered our "soft" colonies, after you gained independence from Spain.

Well, at least we don't have masonic symbols on our flag like Nicaragua, I guess.

This sounds funny

i like them :)

The chad maracanazo vs the virgin conmebol

they play dirty, especially in copa libertadores.

IT'S NOT FUNNY BRO THEY HAVE SHARP RAMS IN THEIR WINGS AND THEY HURT IF YOU DON'T DUCK WHEN THEY ATTACK YOU

Basically, yes. Most countries in America are the way they are by chance. The nationalistic historiography was necessary for the creation of myths that could differentiate us from brazilians and argentinians (with whom we had almost no difference at all), but it's dumb to believe there was a nation before independence. There was a strong anti Buenos Aires spirit since 1808 (at least), but there were no arguments against joining as an autonomic province in a federalist sense. Also, the land owners were pretty pleased under brazilian rule (all thanks to based Lecor and his approach to property)

>Unlikeable
They're the closest to whites in the region. Also they have that godsend Chadvani is.

But yeah, that piece of shit Suarez brim them down.

Bro just punch them, you're a human, don't pussy out against a fucking bird.

Suarez asking for handball when the goalkeeper defended the ball.
Suarez asking for a yellow to Jara because he knocked the invading fan down.

It's Argentina or Venezuela dumbshits.

The more pressing question is: how did they become the most based team in the Americas?

>the absolute lack of self-awareness
As expected from the cuntiest nation in the western hemisphere

It's Colombia actually

>unironically defending Jara
user...

Chile a shit

Garra.
LOTS OF GARRA.

The ones here do not attack, they're really chill.
There are also some in Australia and they are vicious little cunts like the Sudaca one. I mean, they're nice but if they're nesting, and they nest on the ground in the open, they're savage.

The other teams became shit. We didn't improve.

??

Only rat king is unlikable, the rest are meh

Rat King is very likeable if you can understand his intention. He is probably the GOAT murderball forward of all time.

ahhh, man you're really lucky
the Teros here are fucking CUNTS man
you get 50 meters from their nest?
BAM they'll fly rigth at your face with this fucking wing claws aimed at your eyes, i swear they aim at your eyes
vicious little shits

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but this is why he can be easyly unlikeable. When he does that shit to your team youre gonna be really pissed.

Rat King is based though

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Rat King is like Trump. You don't like him at first but once you do there's no going back

It's a good thing for me that I like Barça and Uruguay then hey

This; the match started in the last 15 minutes just because of this.

There's worldwide consensus about you on a global scale. Either way, try not to meddle in the affairs of other countries, fatty.

Tell me more.
>please desu.

They never explain why is it that British Commanders supported independance movements here.

>Only rat king is unlikable, the rest are meh
Thats until uruguay starts playin rough ala atletico madrid and then you start to feel the hate.

>only became independent countries because of us
Afterwards
>lel fuck off we don't need you anymore except for gibs
Sudacas

This is really good except the capybara looks like an hippopotamus.

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UK wanted to weaken Spain which was at the time controlled by Napoleon and open markets. Rememebr that Spain had mercantilist policies that restricted trade and UK was thirsting for more markets and Spain was hoarding an entire contninet.

>Chile became an independent country because of America
Stop embarrassing us in front of our Sudacabros

Look at their fucking flag, cuck

>Intil irigi stirts plying lik itlitiki midrid
Chupate un buen pedazo de pija peruca cabeza de poronga. Ustedes juegan como el Barcelona de Guardiola ahora. Dejate de romper los huevos.

Ya estás abriendo el paraguas después de que los macacos te abrieron el hoyo con cinco pepas. Aprovechá la dilatación y metete el paraguas en el orto. Abierto. El viernes te cojemos. Puto.

To fuck with the Spanish and Portuguese crowns and promote trade with brittish companies

the heck is that?

>There's worldwide consensus about you on a global scale.
US is literally the most chad country there is.

>only became independent countries because of us
even if that's true you did not help anyone with an altruistic intention.

We are not your bros, you fucking beaner NORF americANO.

uff pero quien te toco nene? te dejo remal

what about Finland?

That flag is not the same as the Texan, and it's older.
Why do you think your currency is the dollar?

>implying sudaca gommie governments had altruistic intentions
Topkek

Where did Guerrero touch you user?

fake country argentinian wannabes with futbol as the only thing they have.

if you ask me, i only feel love when i watch Atlético play
the only player Atlético is missing to be my dream team is Suárez, and that they can retain Godín somewhow
if Godín goes i'd like Otamendi because he's my type of cunt that i always want in my team, he's an honorary Uruguayan

What did he mean by this?

The British wanted to stop the possible reconquest of America and establish themselves as the best economic power. They did so by providing the young nations with loans and funds and asking for navigation rights, commercial treaties, etc in retribution. The idea of the soft colony is pretty useful; they didn't rule in the traditional colonial sense, but they had influence over local governments. For example, after 1807 (iirc), if you wanted to sign a commercial treaty with them you were forced to ban slave traffic and other things. In that way, transatlantic commerce became synonym with being a commercial ally to the British and so on.
I'm not sure about Perú, that being a country rich in mining becomes a different beast to tackle, but there are lot of books on the topic. For a panamerican view on the reasons of the revolution I would start reading about Fernando VII leaving the throne, the Junta de Cádiz, etc.

I was not implying that. If you're actually retarded ok, I'm sorry, please go play vidya it's fun.

t. Residente de Punta del Este

what happens there

Based

Texas is just a meme. Their flag was based off the 1776 flag. Pic related

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We were the best option obviously then no?

>trying to help and make things better makes us "retarded"
Commies, not once.

and there is the proof.

Neither team was actually trying that hard to win, they both were going to make it to the knock out stage reguardless and will most likely face eachother in the semi finals.

Chile didn't copy the US flag when they designed their own.
No. I'm saying that America acts in her best perceived interests only, ever.

based boludo showing the white knighting retard his place

of course who doesn't. but chile benefited from that big time, did they not? look up chicago boys.

the Masons were more powerful than the British Crown at that point
they financed our independence and they got half our territory divided into the families that adhered to their logias, some of them last until today

Ok, so stop acting like anyone owes you any gratitude for being self serving cunts. That's why you're not as liked as you could be, it's not your people, Americans are usually nice and friendly albeit braggarts. Your foreign affairs, global doctrines, all that meddling and bombing, supporting absolutely evil regimes which have murder squads that disappear people from their homes, the racism too, all that shit males people not like you.
And you think they're wrong for it.
There's no telling you anyway.

That is a little bit conspiranoic imo. There is some truth to that, but I wouldn't state the first sentence. Also, it was impossible to give land, in a realistic sense, at least, because there was no order in that sense. Ever since the 1754' Real Instrucción, it was a shitshow. That doesn't mean masons didn't play a part, of course

>t. Patrician Mason descendent that still lives off latifundios.

oh so it was supposed to be altruistic? really.

>supporting evil regimes
Sometimes there isn't a "good" regime, not in certain parts of the world, just the lesser of two evils.
Shit sometimes happens when you're the only superpower and the world depends on you to save them all the time.
And it could always be worse. Just be happy the Soviets didn't win the Cold War.

No. I'm saying that it is disingenuous to expect gratitude for your help when said help was in no way altruistic.

Oligarca puto

oligarca puto indeed

I thought we were brothers paraguay bro.
We will always love you.

Oligarca puto

they built a statue of a rapist and executioner for castro because muh "stood up to america!"

We are a fake country and we also only have football tho.

We are not argie wannabes but rather Argies in denial.

>south americans
>civilized people

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That's a lot of judgement calls, buddy. Those were different times. Commies wanted to overtake Latin America right in our backyard. Ever heard of Russia's KGB and Cuba's G2 activities in LA? Hezbollah too? They are still active in Paraguay and Mexico. Che was big friends with Fidel. All that within an arm's length from our shores. We didn't want another Cuba. Or Venezuela. Do you think anyone in Latin America would benefit from that? But yes some mistakes were made. And btw the alternatives to those evil regimes were equally evil regimes. So it is not like we wanted to replace the good guys with the bad guys. All of them were dictators who won 'democratic' elections thanks to widespread corruption and fraud. I am surprised you are so anti American being Irish. Boston is full of Irish people and we love you guys.

What does anything of that have to do with anything I said?
Are you dumb? Why are you baiting to a fellow uruguayan? Maybe you are an argie with a proxy, probably.

the trick is to actually walk towards the place they are protecting
they keep their nest undercover and guard a decoy nest

Don't even try to make some strawman about gommies please. And I'm not anti-American, all I'm saying is what I've already said. I don't think they're judgment calls either. And I do think it was a waste of good tea, and that you should realize that Cuba threw you out of their country and then appealed or accepted Soviet assistance, which was understandable considering you have nukes.

Most of what you're saying is in Hollywood scripts already, btw.

If this is not true, user may lose an eye

my lawn is pretty flat
i can see their nest
they're not that smart bro, they're just cunts

Oh my god shut the fuck up you retarded flyover. I can't wait for Iran to nuke Arkansas.

Always rated Uruguay tbqh.

Oh yes I am glad that we got gay McDonald's and drag queen story hours everywhere while people still die for Israel.
>but the gommies xd
Neck yourself, boomer.

THANK YOU BASED URUGUAY
>U R NOT GAY

Colombia, Chile, Perú, Bolivia, Paraguay, Ecuador and even Mexico and Brazil if, you consider them sudacas, are more likeable than this faggots.

Thanks Pedro, you too, lets go eat some tapas.
Based Finland.

Do zoomer gommies realize how abso-fucking useless they are?

Life tip: When you're already useless try not to be cancerous in the process as well

I like them.
It will be a honour to face them this saturday

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Let's do our best fren

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Friendship!

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it is though, at least on open areas
not sure how it would work in a confined area such as a backyard

godspeed u user

got any sources to read?
youtube.com/watch?v=enNO-Q4aW8Q

I'd rather just leave them to it, maybe get a motorcycle helmet if I need to go out back.
They put their nest wherever they want or is it possible to move them like spiders?

>Most of what you're saying is in Hollywood scripts already, btw.
>actual geo-political strains are hollywood scripts.
fucking wew.

sometimes you just need to get past wherever they are
and at the end of the day, they are just birds
> is it possible to move them
I'm not brave enough to try it

Peru will always be our friend.
I have some peruvian restaurants near my home and they are nice people.

Try feeding them maybe they'll like you more. What do they eat though?

disgusting murderball and suarez is a walking teenage angst

That’s why

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They're literally us, but on a smaller scale. So everything you hate us for you also hate them for.

We don't hate you Argiebro, nobody hates you except for maybe bongs but nobody likes them anyway

Keep coping, all argies are the same.
Its pathetic.

Fat owners like birds too. We just need to make sure they aren't carrying any deadly, infectious diseases, that's all.

I support our greatest ally and the only democracy in the middle east tm

>Fat owners
?

Good guys:
Uruguay
Peru
Venezuela
Japan
Belgium
Brazil

Bad guys:
England
Mexico
USA
Spain
Germany
France

afaik that autist took a lot of medicines and now he's not that unbearable autist he was before

It's illegal for our flag to post in divegrass threads from now on or we're going to get thrown in the gulag.

Also lose weight. I'm so funny huehuehuheuhuehuehue

Ouff where to start

It's no wonder they are hated considering how successful they have been in football. Brazil is hated with its 5 WC, Italy and Germany with their 4 - it's only logical Uruguay is with its 4.

but for me they are based

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>1930
>1950
Are you counting Olympic gold medals?

Yes, the two olympic golds just prior to the invention of the world cup which count as world cups. Everyone knows this.

if you won the 1930 final against us you'd be counting that shit like crazy
don't be a faggot now, we've won a cup more recently than you at this point

I think that's actually a hippo from Escobar's zoo

¿quién dejó suelto a su mono?

Good guys:
>Uruguay
anti-hero protagonists
>Peru
harmless anime friends
>Venezuela
really neutral underdogs
>Japan
good guys but racists
>Belgium
good guys but weirdos
>Brazil
formerly indomitable, likeable arsholes

Bad guys:
>England
eternal baddies
>Mexico
actual good guys
>USA
cocky underachieving actual good guys
>Spain
flashy disjointed don quixote schizos
>Germany
the machine we pretend to dislike
>France
filthy cheating bastards

That one? The one on the picture maybe.

Finland doesn't exist.

Most people in this world are amoral treacherous ingrates

>>Peru
>harmless anime friends
kek

they are the most likeable south american country desu

>>France
>filthy cheating bastards
rude

great post, finngolians are a blessing to 4channel

>t. irish argentine diaspora
Yes, Lady in Red was a great hit

Every south American team is unlikable

My club team is Palmeiras

The game thread reached bump limit so I'm gonna ask here
Does anyone have a webm of Suarez reflexively asking for handball after the keeper saved his shot?

kill yourself

Colombia and Peru are more likeable

Imagine being this mestizo