GAME THREAD NBA AWARDS

Cringe edition

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that was based thank you shaq

charles barkley is my guy

Me neither

Shaq didn't do too bad.

oh boy it's already cringe jokes

Chris tucker is taller Kevin hart

THE HOUSE IN ORLANDO

THE HOUSE IN MIAMI

THE HOUSE IN LA

>turn on /nba/
>see shaw rapping and dancing
>turn off /nba/

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Shaq is immune from cringe

SHAW GOT A DIVORCE?

SHE WAS SHOOTIN WIT YOU IN THE GYM

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Lol BALLS JOKE

Collin Sexton deserves rookie of the year.

Nah playa

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SPICY PEE

Based

SHAW DRAGGING THE RAPTORS ASTERISK RING

>there's a fuckin laugh track

I thought Drake actually did a good job hosting this.

This is so black

......it's the NBA bro.

TRAE FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH OH NO NO NO

I WANT TO FUCK LUKA'S GIRLFRIEND AND HIS MOM AT THE SAME TIME

Trae was the real ROTY in our hearts

STREAM PLEASE

/ourguy/ won bros!

Who else /moo/ crew here

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Lol fuck all of those Atlanta clout chasers for hyping up trae young

stream.?

Who /OkComputer/ here?

O Y A K O D O N
Y
A
K
O
D
O
N

And the nominees for ROY are:

>Trae Young
Great shooter
multiple 40pts games

>DeAndre Ayton
Quick, Athletic
Reminds me of a young David Robinson

>Luka Doncic
GENERATIONAL TALENT
BEST ROOKIE SINCE LEBRON JAMES
HE ALREADY HAS THE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO WOW


gee, I wonder who will win

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Luka won ROY after smoking Hookah every day I can't believe it this is the power of Slavs

/DieLit/ checking in

I smoke dope like kid cudi

Kek, this so much.

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Leddit r slash adamsilverfanpage

I aint feel like this in a long time!

You already know Luka has fucked a shit ton of side girls

His girlfriend is too naive.

JUST TO FEEL LIKE THIS IT TOOK A LONG TIME

lmao

brokeboi
brokeboi
brokeboi
brokeboi
brokeboi

SPICY MIP

Fox is Sexton with a couple more stat padded assists and worse shooter

siakam right?

YES MY BOY

WAKANDA

Siakam is going to legit average 20/10 next year

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spicy benis

who?

I WANNA THANK GOD FIRST!!!!

BASED SIAKAM KNOWS WHAT'S UP

im so happy bros

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um

Trae looks small standing next to some actor. Then you look at him standing next to an actual NBA champion and you know he'll never make it out of the first round.

SIAGOOOOOOOOAAAATTTTTT

Spicy benis!!!

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*Gilgeous-Alexander

This is longer than a speech in the Oscars

God bless you my boomer brother

Luka doesn't have side girls. All females (including his mother) belong to him.

UM

he averaged 17 and 7 this year. next year it gonna be 23 and 11

Is this year's Raptors team the most likable team in existence?

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Yup

what the fuck was that. fuck papa johns

Nah the 2016 Cavs were kino /nba/

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Why fuck papa johns? They are giving the nba money which is great for our league

spicey P ?!?! no new mexico state love??/ with NMSU recruiting ya african ass, youd still be mud cooking

yall niggas fuck with this album

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t. Cavs fan

As someone who doesn't live near a Papa John's, how does it rank with other pizza chains?

Papa Johns is overpriced.

Who /panpizzaatDominos/ here?

>lebitch
>brainlet irving
>depressed skinny kevin
>jr retard
"no"

Quite easily his worst album

Papa Johns signed shaq

Of course I am. Still the most Kino team in existence.

LeBron was too much. Couldn't get into that team as much as the Raptors.

I don't hate a single person on this Raptors squad. 100% nice guys.

the nba has way too much money in it already, it needs to revert to being MLS tier so it actually becomes competitive and fun to watch again and so all the espn jews fuck off

I was just pointing out why your opinion was incredibly wrong

Pizza hut tier

(Local pizza joint)
Dominos
Papa Johns
Pizza Hut
Little Caesars

does anyone have stream?

Here for Greek MVP celebration

just tuned in, what awards have they given out yet?

I unironically think the WNBA would break through if they didn't artificially keep the salaries down.

Agreed
Actually helped lead a team to the playoffs

ROY
MIP

ROTY and MIP

Luka and Siakam

lets keep this about pascal siakam please

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correct

Yes I too love watching basketball where literally no dunks happen

Who /fa/ here? Someone ID Conley's sunglasses

thanks

when did you realize he was this generation's Pippen?

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He's not a perimeter defender like Pippen or near any of his defensive stats

literally right now

paul george a sidekick tho

This award show is so inconvenient as a fan. In the summer, I just want to talk about the draft, trades and FA. I don't care about things we've been discussing for 8 fucking months. This shit only benefits fraud MVPs from getting exposed immediately like Westbrook and Dirk who can't even get past the first round.

I unironically think the G-league would break through if they didn't artificially keep the salaries down.

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>literally 47 years old

I'm pretty sure he's Pippen's generation's Pippen.

Hurr durr le regular season individual achievement invalidated by not being the best team in post season argument

My wife keeps removing her pants then putting them back on. Is she retarded? Do I pretend like I don't see her?

>curry talking about a show other than holey moley
cringe

damn this is the first year I'm watching the awards, are they always this terrible?

Game of reddit is trash and I'm glad it got exposed in the playoffs like Giannis

my sister finds Steph Curry cute.

First one with Drake was unironically okay.

Rest have been bad.

What about the 2011 Mavs?

>rating dominos
imagine thinking hot cardboard tastes good

6 man like Lou Will

let us not forget Wale's magnum opus
youtube.com/watch?v=PUnXYavX4dU

Nigga this ain't 2005 no more. Domino's is objectively mid tier at least.

they are terrible and a giant waste of time because everybody already knows the outcome. Harden isn't even there and is banging jap slrippers as we speak

How can the Clippers have 2 sixth man nominees? Doesn't that make one of them the 7th man?

Jason Kidd is a character with a lot of bad blood in the past and some controversy.
I'd also say Jason Terry is a bit of a cunt but he showed up in the Finals and shit all over LeCuck.

I also hate Mark Cuban so there's that.

this show is worth it just to see ball player's gf

>The award that's usually given to the best player in the best team or one of the best teams is invalidated by getting bounced in the first round
Gee, I don't know. You tell me.

BASED LOU

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Gil would obliterate these fools

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If the Clips have two 6th man nominees, doesn't that mean there's something wrong with the starting five?

Damn you remember this shit?

Lmao I forgot all about this.

>"UM UM UM UM UM"
niggers need to learn how to do more than just play basketball

lol someone booed lou williams

Imagine thinking kawhi would join a team of 6th men

Lou stole his girl

They were yelling "LOUUUU"

Kia always just sounds like killed in action to me but whatever

They said Lou-urns

Lmao Shaq BTFO

In Rainbows reporting in

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TRAE'S MOMENT

FUCK YOU LUKA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

He's got the best defensive player in the world to learn from and he's already at least as good as Pippen was defensively at the same age.

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Sounds like you need to stop being a bitch

MIP voting

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jesus dude this shaq impersonator is very cringe

this show is complete garbage

Why does Derrick Rose's mom get a vote?

Ayo

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Doesn't even sound like shaq

D. Rose is winning this shit hands down

damn

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wow, larry and magic, that's very cool

I didn’t even remember that Trae young was a rookie. Thought this was his second year. lol

>Clippers
>Nation

A township is the best they'll get when they are nothing but the bottom bitch of LA sports

That's what happens when there were quite a bit of roster change thanks to various trades and the only starters that were there the whole year are SGA, Gallinari, and to a certain extent PatBev

That's on Trae for being below average before the All-Star Break

*offensively

THESE BITCHES LOVE SOSA

THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SHAQ? Sounded much more like Rodman

I fuck the music
I make it cum
I fuck the music with my serpent tongue

GANG IN THIS BITCH
GANG IN THIS BITCH

i still remember how to beat you

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daddy got next

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JOHN WALL IS WALKING AGAIN????

WE GOT TOO COCKY NINTENDO BROS

Damn he sounds shook

Confirmed Wall faking injury for insurance money.

Ben Simmons got robbed

Bros, he sounds shook as fuck

John wall baked as fuck

I'll admit. That was kind of badass.

whats wrong with walls voice? nigga stuttering and sluring, wearing them thick ass sunglasses... somethings up

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT IT'S STILL FUCK JOHN WALL TIL I DIE

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damn yall weren't joking about John Wall being shook. His voice was trembling

sounds pretty based to me

John looks SHOOK

FIRST I WANT TO PRAISE MY LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST!

BASED BEAL!

just walked around the house to flex on john wall and kd

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ATHEISTS BTFO AGAIN

He got teh aids

he's walking around the award show to flex on us

my future raptor :)

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>I wanna thank my Lord and savior Jesus Christ

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

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ATHEISTS AND FALSE GOD WORSHIPPERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

what are the winners so far?

Beal on the Raptors?

Would be deadly.

Bro imagine being an atheist as a sports fan and noticing how virtually every successful athlete loves Jesus and thinking it means nothing

why do they always say this when jesus hates black people

Raptors
Raptors
And Raptors

This show is really pointless

kareem abdul jabar, larry bird, and magic johnson all speaking tonight? this makes it worth it in my opinion

Based

Jesus made Blacks to be kings. The evil white devils created by Yakube are holding the black man down.

based negros

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Subhanallah brother

>giving out the awards after the season is over
>nba draft just happened, free agency soon nobody wants to talk about the past

imagine being an atheist after god gives you everything you could possibly want in life. Like, I could understand if your life sucked or something, but being a superstar athlete must feel like some chosen one shit. Like how could you not believe a little bit in god, it's either that or believe you're a 1/1,000,000,000 genetic freak that did it on your own. If I was an athlete I think the only logical thing to believe would be that god did it.

i always find it funny that the goat jordan never does anything in public for the nba

Damn Kareem nailed this.

Said Giannis' name perfectly.

>jannis antetukompo

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Too busy being the richest black person ever

wow this johnnis guy sounds pretty good

my COTY

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>Giannis gets a whole segment dedicated to him.

GEE I WONDER WHOSE GONNA WIN MVP

WAS GOOD WE EATIN

>tfw no Candace Parker gf

i think they're gonna do it for every finals mvp candidate

So did PG

*gets exposed in the playoffs every time*
ah yes these awards truly ought to be based on the regular season

Idiot they are taking breaks with each segment showcasing each MVP candidate. Harden is next. They already showed Paul George and Giannis. But yea Giannis is getting it

>robin roberts
literally who? why are they talking all about some dumb bitch who got cancer?

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Paul George got a video montage and a small intro from Shaq

Giannis got a whole life story from Kareem then a montage.

>literally just wearing a bra for a shirt

On-tay-coon-boe
Very nice kareem

Because Kareem can't read lmao. Talked slow and stuttered through it. Shaq has experience with this type of stuff. Buy yea Giannis is getting it

I didn't know she played basketball

why is there a segment about this old hag from the view

Candace Parker a low key qt

Just checked. Giannis hasn't broken any of Kareem's Bucks records. Kareem confirmed to be hunting down whoever wrote that and kicking a hole in their chest right now.

doctor robert

She played basketball

Basketball people support each other

but jesus was black dude

yeah, awesome this boomer woman with full medical and probably got the best care in the world because she just reads a teleprompter on ABC. meanwhile the average joe would be dead or hundreds of thousands in debt

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yeah, once. 30 years ago probably

Based Korver

The coolest basketball white dude since Bird

adam silver is ruining the nba

>low key

nigga she's trying her hardest to look like an ugly duke with that outfit and she still lokks really fuckable

Sager Strong award winners

>2017: monty williams
>2018: dikembe mutombo
>2019: robin roberts

who even is this? is her face glued like that?

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Where was that jeeyanis guy when we were playing the Bucks?

Based Kyle Chadver, Gordon Gayward BTFO

ye i forgot PGs im retarded

(take this poster out NOW JANNY)

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Above the rim.

Candance Parker dressed like a 12 year old girl at her birthday party

>porcelain teeth
>botox
>fake tan

Typical post-wall whitoid. Always fighting the fact they age like milk.

candace parker could mother many mixed nba level kids

Is rhat jeannie? Yea she sucking off uncle dennis shrimp dick tonight

quick rundown? i skimmed through it and it seemed like he was complaining about racism or something?

adam silver is the worst commissioner of any sport in america. can you imagine having a job as easy as his

the next cba needs major changes. i'd like to see amnesty back for one

You obviously don't watch baseball

NFL's is worse

As long as Bettman exists Silver can never be the worst sports commissioner in America

By the time the new CBA is negotiated in 2023~24 (or an year earlier if the players opt-out) most of the albatross contracts are pretty much done and watch the owners conveniently forget about putting the amnesty clause back in

Why is it all blacks

are they even allowed to say negro on tv??

>literally half the nba is a free agent
>we need more free agents

Coach Bud wins this

But Nurse won in the end.

This clown league can't make themselves look professional

The cringe is only growing stronger as the show goes along

I'm scared

Bud stop shaming yourself

>mfw i invented the term /moo/ crew

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doc deserved this award more

>I was hoping doc or mike would win so I wouldn't have to come up here

even he knows this show is cringe

After Giannis wins MVP he'll start crying and speaking in broken English for 30 minutes

tell us about the DUI, Mike. what really went down that night?

Did bud thank his wife

>bud getting choked up during his speech
Someone tell him the playoffs are over

that will be cute though

based budenholzer saying FUCK POLITICAL CORRECTNESS and still calling them owners

Is Bud a bigger CoTY fraud than Casey?

should have got the other it out here to demand a max

mike: i didnt want to come up here lol
also mike: lemme thank all these dudes for 15 minutes

Niggas drop me a link so I can watch this shit

coach of the year award is cursed. a lot of them get fired soon after they win it

casey got swept in 4, bud got swept in 6

IT can't even read the prompt

That would be great (cringe)

No since Bud neither got swept by Lebron two years in a row nor struggle to beat the Wizards round 1 last year

At least this is Bud's first year, IFF he somehow manages to not get into the Finals in the next few years then he's pretty much done

>stream dies right before they jerk off my raptie
pottery

Fuck SJW.

how did they manage to stretch this to 3 hours? They could have had this over in less than 30 minutes if they didn't stretch it out with bullshit

>put injuries in a highlight reel

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kd tearing his achilles was the highlight of the playoffs

Why can't this league act professional

Ever watched the last 2 minutes of a NBA game? You should be used to this by now

Only when it's the Warriors. Gotta send a message to Canada their injuries matter more than Chris Paul, Kawhi, Kyrie, and Love's injures that made Golden State win anything.

based silver telling golden state that their time is over by posting career ending injuries in the highlights

literally had me clapping like it was the first time seeing it again

he saw the ratings and immediately made sure the lakers were in position to be in the playoffs

Nick Nurse knows how to play guitar TAKE THAT COACH BUD

Harden is my favorite player to watch

ew

he just strummed one chord. i'm not even sure it was plugged in

why can't he dominate in the playoffs. he's a joke

why is shams up here

Better Kobe

yikes

this guy isn't funny bros come on

why the fuck aren't these negroids laughing at this guy's jokes, he's been the funniest dude all night (not that that's saying much)

HARDEN BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BALL FAMILY BTFO


INDIAN CHAD DESTROYING THIS

heh this dood pretty funny

WHO IS THIS BASED PATEL

this guy is spitting truth

Harden should have 3 mvps.

Indian guy should have hosted

sorry i take this back

Indian dude was actually good

Get this douche off the stage.

First time watching NBA awards, are these shows always this fucking bad?

Based Chowdhury roasting soften and the network

shots fired at everybody

BASED PAJEET BTFO OF SHAQ AND CRIPPLED DURANT

>this host is boring I am going to pee
>instantly becomes funny

This is fucking cringe I’m out

this guy is the best part of the night so far

He doesn't deserve a single one

Rudy was shit this year. Giannis or Paul George deserved it.

A true offensive mastermind

>Rudy Gobert
*yawns*

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you shouldn't be allowed to give a speech if you can't speak intelligible english

He literally only won it cause he's a center

Redpill me on Gobert, why was he better than PG or Giannis?

Where can I watch the awards ceremony online?

*I move towards the mic to breathe in

based pajeet poo'd on the league

he wasn't

at least he kept his short

guarding the perimeter is way harder. pg should have won it

Why don't steals matter anymore?

With all the focus on passing and perimeter offense why the fuck is a fraud lanklet winning these awards?

Does he have to guard Steph Curry and KD?
Does he have to guard Kawhi and Harden?

Fuck Gobert and fuck the voters

Jaden Smith hype

>we haven't ever seen a guy like magic
what about magic

nah he wasnt as good

fuck this is cringy

Every perimeter player should have priority in voting over literally any center.

wtf is going on

you know larry is cringing harder than anyone at this

Centers don't matter nearly as much anymore as these media people think.

>this entire event
am i having a stroke

>guys imagine if the greats of the past got subjected to the incredibly obnoxious incredibly annoying sports """""""""journalism"""""""""" of the present
holy cringe

bfst.to/watch/nba/awards.php

>no part of this is about magic getting aids
cringe

Probably thinking he'd get laughed at on twitter if he played in today's era and happy he played in the 80s when people took this shit seriously instead of only watching it for memes.

of course not you had draymond green playing center for a championship team at one point

why do these segments all last like 5 minutes too long

The cringe is reaching critical levels

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I don't know how it can be THIS unbelievably bad

You're a real one, thanks bro.

>not calling out bird for being a dumbass fucking up his back

>if magic played in today's game he wouldn't have gotten aids

what did they mean by this?

we're gonna get a shaqtin a fool segment aren't we?

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wow the MVP will only get about a minute for speech time, really glad they gave that old hag from the view a 20 minute segment

Shams roasting everyone was great

he never had it
just pretended to

That's all Giannis can say in broken English

yeah but it'd be funny watching him stutter and cry up there, i don't give two fucks about some dumbass woman television host

>They’re showing Larry Bird and Magic Johnson as if they were modern-day players, which is a great idea, but what they’re leaving out is that the internet would eventually grow to hate both of them because that’s how 2019 is.

Amen, FUCK ZOOMERS

>MORE bird and magic dick sucking
holy shit just FUCKING ANNOUNCE THE MVP JESUS CHRIST

>11:03
>still no mvp

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Larry Bird is the true GOAT.

magic bout to talk for 30 mins

Based post

cury vs KD is the new lary vs magic

>larry just made a joke about how magic has lived longer than he should have with AIDS
holy based

Like I said - the true GOAT.

bird saving this whole thing

holy shit lol

BASED LARRY BIRD SAVING THIS SHITSHOW

kareem seems pissed. he was better than magic and magic gets all the cred

Larry got paid to shill for the modern NBA

He will win it eventually.

Based bird telling boomers to stfu about "muh era"

you can tell this shit is run by 45 year old boomer's whose favorite players were magic and bird

i like the old format with the press conference setting

he didn't understand that the media controls narratives and told them to fuck off. He also never really recovered from the olympics thing

>The greatest coach to ever live Pat Riley
lol

quick rundown on the olympic thing

Gonna go get some McDonald's anyone want anything ?

kareem never had an outgoing personality

LeBron is better than Larry and Magic lmao

10 piece nugget no sauce, large fry, small fry, caramel frape (large)
6'0 151lbs

Kawhi joining the Clippers

You can't ignore the rule changes and the league literally rigging this to suit changes in what the fans want to see

Zoomers want to see people jack up a bunch of 3s and run up and down the court more so the pace has increased. More cheap fouls are given because there's no hand checking so defenses have to adjust or else they'd give up 50 FTs a game

everyone involved in this awards show ought to be fired

not surprised. Larry is 62 and Magic is 59

large diet coke and a large fry

lanklet
20pc nug with signature sauce, whatever free fries deal the McD app has, large water and 3 cookies

6 side salads, 2 mcchickens, medium strupeaffel mcflurry, 2 big Macs, a large fry, and a large diet dr pepper

1. wilt
2. lebron
3. kobe
4. mj
5. shaq
6. kareem
7. russell
8. duncan
9. magic
10. bird

He told them to fuck off because he didn't want to represent a country that was racist. Of all the nation of islam athletes kareem probably got his legacy ruined the most by the media. They straight up pretend he doesn't exist except when somebody comes close to one of the many records he holds in hs, college, or the nba

switch those "ir" around in fired

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6'2 215

jew onstage, I repeat, the head jew is onstage

BUCKS IN 6

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That's a terrible list lol.

1. Bird
2. Erving
3. Jordan
4. Jabbar
5. Duncan

Sausage egg and cheese McGriddle, large fries, chicken tenders, oreo McFlurry, an apple pie and medium dr. pepper please and thanks you

Adam Silver looks like he has aids.

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>le 60's lanklet converse man
wilt would be a very good center if he has played any time in the last 30 years, however one must argue that he honestly did play at a time where the players weren't nearly as good as they are now.

Stats are inflated compared to the 90s and the game looks more like the 70s except the players are actually training instead of doing coke and getting drunk.

Today's best players have their stats inflated but they're still good and there's more of them than in any era due to the rise in NBA's global popularity and scouting.

But the reverse is true for the superstars in past eras. Imagine what MJ and Larry would average in PPG with today's rules?

It's impossible to truly compare eras in the end.

>PG and Harden aren't even in the building

hmm, who could be the winner?

How the fuck did Gobert win DPOY

Why do they even have these awards anyway? also the bucks suck

After Harden got cucked by Westchad live on air and was caught crying like a bitch, all the MVP Finalists other than the favorite stopped attending these shows

thats my future raptie :)

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Award literally means nothing after he got BTFO by Kawhi. They need to do these awards after the regular season ends and before the llayoffs start.

is the awards show on right now?

>mvp gets swept in 6

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>Hornswoggles the Spurs by trading for Kawhi Leonard and Danny Green without giving up Pascal Siakam, FVV or OG Anunoby
>doesn't win Exec of the Year
Nani the Fuck?

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he's tall

CRINGE CRING

´the last good MVP award was the Kevin Durant one.

its over

>get reverse swept
>win the MVP
um, how?

do you know what swept means, zoomie?

link to him crying like a bitch?

HOW WILL UGLY NIGGA MANBOOBS EVER RECOVER?

Old head media members don't respect perimeter defense yet. They look at Gobert's defensive FG% and don't realize none of that means shit if the rest of his teammates aren't stopping the other team from shooting 44% from 3pt range per game while his slow ass is stuck in the paint at all time.

quick rundown?

this shit is so lame after the playoffs

Nigga cant even speak english

Both awful
1. LeBron
2. MJ
3. Shaq
4. Duncan
5. KD
6. Magic
7. Hakeem
8. Steph
9. Kareem
10. Kawhi

this guy used to rob tourist as a child just so his family could eat

ummm... yeah....uhhh i wanna thank god? and uhhhhh... ummm yeah i guess i want to thank my team. and uhhh god yeah thanks. ok. uh. ok

so raptors and blazers next year? who say no

>lose 4 in a row

SWEPT

Adam Silver is such a fucking goblin holy shit

>Teaching us how to win
Has never won anything

IT'S HAPPENING

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You're an idiot

This is even worse than the previous guy.

The fuck is he saying ?

Lmao I was right.

I don't even know what he's saying half the time.

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Man, DPOY and COTY are both garBAGE. Everything else is spot on

not gonna lie put this guy on the lakers and they make the playoffs

Imagine what he will look like 5 years from now

WE HAVE REACHED PEAK CRINGE!!!

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Whats the point of this guy giving a speech he should have just accepted the award and fucked off. Cant understand a word he says

>no kareem
yikes you dumb zoomer

They making the playoffs next season tho

This also trade LeBron for actual role players

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>doesnt thank masai

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No problem, what do you want me to say?

every year there come the white knights complaining about the mvp going to the wrong player. it's a regular season award. if all the awards went to the champions there woudn't be need to for an award show. giannis deserves this, harden deserved it too.

>old lebron
>a team of literal whos and davis
no

At least say the speech in greek and have captions or something. Literally no clue what he said

Your people invented English it doesn't count

Every time you say cringe, I understand that it’s your only means of coping with your own failures and lack of motivation to do anything with your lives

Say RAPTORS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FRANCHISE HISTORY

vocaroo.com/

Are you blind?
No, and it's way better than yours

Why does everybody in the NBA cry now for literally anything?

Harden is the reason that his team cant win big

>jamie XX
oh shid. time to go listen to his stuff again

niggers are babies apparently

Tied with the GOAT?

Giannis has a reason to cry. His family was dirt poor and he had to do shit as kid most people in the 1st world can't imagine. Now he's secured a future for all of them

MVP is low-key the most important award in the NBA

It's a gateway to money windfalls in endorsements and notoriety no single championship can bring to any individual

You have to win multiple championships to get the same level of media and business attention a single MVP can open up.

no but i have glaucoma ;^)

Reminder curry is still a bitch and so is durant and harden, westbrook might be a choker but he's not a bitch

>yuro MVP
>yuro DPoY
>yuro RoTY
>afrikkkan MIP
>afrikkan EOTY robbed of his championship
>canadian champions
why are am*ricans so bad at basketball?

Are there any successful people who frequently use the word cringe? Very few.

1) MJ
2) Kareem
3) Russell
4) Wilt
5) Magic
6) Shaw
7) LeBron
8) Bird
9) Hakeem
10) Duncan

Fight me

I agree

started from the bottom now we here
crackas can't relate because of their white privilege

why are canadians bad at everything except hockey?

Funny thing is MVP matters less and less every season because players give less and less of a fuck about the regular season every year desu

Switch Bird with Magic

vocaroo.com/i/s1ScW3f6wHOS
Have fun my guy.
What do you mean? Of course it counts.
You have Stephanie Carroll in your list but not the literal GOAT Larry Bird? No, your list is dumb, sorry.

>LeBron
>best stats in the best era
>not #1

Wilt > Russell, Wilt only let Russell win because he's a nice guy.

This isn't true at all. Players care about the MVP. It's retarded zoomers on twitter that are corrupting it to suit their internet arguments but also shit on championships just as hard. They're devaluing everything sports related.

>Bird's strength supposed to be a shooting
>37% on less than 2 attempts per game on his his career
that's a big yikes. He would be a great passer today but yeesh, everything else about his game would be so much worse. Imagine not having LeBron in the top 5

the last time an mvp mattered was ironically one won by lebron

LeBron's strength is supposed to be elevating his teammates (which he is amazing at), but Bird did the same, but a lot more efficiently.
I like LeBron a lot. I have him 6th, Maybe even 5th. But better than Bird? Not in a million years.

>Bird did the same, but a lot more efficiently.
Yikes, you actually believe this? Might want to take a look at the numbers

Why are you ignoring the rule changes about roughing up 3pt shooters?

You're taking his % at face value with no context retard

Might want to take a look at actual games.
And maybe at [spoiler]championship rings per seasons played[/spoiler], while you're at that.

3 pointers are irrelevant considering Bird barely took any of them
"Bird just looked more efficient to me" lol gtfo, LeBron destroys him in efficiency

That, in addition to the different play style and changes to rule such as verticality. I don't mean to ignore stats outright, but they can never tell the whole story - especially when you're comparing players from different eras and playstyles.

Any stat you bring up literally does not matter when your player doesn't win championships. You play to win, not to pad your advanced stats.

>A canadian team wins the championship
>an euro is the most valuable player of the league
What happened to basketball and americans? Can’t they play good anymore?

Funny you say that when you were the one to bring up efficiency in the first place

kawhi should have won mvp. it's why these awards need to get given out before the playoffs. because kawhi bootyblasted the bucks and was obviously better

It's a regular season award not a 7 game series at the end of the year where everyone is injured award

Efficiency is not something you see can reasonable see in advanced stats though. You're the one who brought up stats. I talked about watching an winning actual games, which you (probably) don't even do.

"the more efficient player is the one I like more"

Is anyone gonna tell this third world shitter that Bird and Bron have the same amount of rings?

terrible its actually

Lebron
Kareem
Bird
Magic
MJ
Shaq
Russell
Duncan
Hakeem
Kobe

Replace Kawhi with Kobe in mine actually. Will never put Bill "played against substitute math teachers" Russell in it though

>now they have TWO mvps
Fucking stop the flyovers holy shit

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>rating le OG statpadman
Yikes

Lebron would be averaging way more rebounds, blocks, and steals under the older rules

John Wall voice BRO WTF lmfaoooooo

It's a team sport you jackass. comparing something with as much variance as the number of championship winning teams a player happened to be on introduces thousands of independent variables -- unless you mean to tell me JaVale McGee and Patrick McCaw are better than Barkley ever was?

Shut the fuck up retard

The fuck is wrong with boomer retards hyping up these old ass players who played against construction workers? They always get so assmad and avoid real discussion

fuk they should start carpet bombing this ad

My highlight of the night, I laughed so fucking hard. He must be on some shit, lmao.

Dirk won a chip, you bundle of wood.