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QUE GOLAZO

Chad Anime:
>Cowboy Bebop
>Neon Genesis
>Attack on Titan
>My Hero Academia
>Space Dandy
>Captain Tsubasa
>Ashita no Joe
>Gurren Lagann
>Urusei Yatsura
>Cromartie High School
>Hajime no Ippo

Cavani erra los goles regalados pero mete los re zarpados, no entiendo nada

>I watched this instead of Haiti vs Costa Rica

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>The good guys wins
IT'S NOT FAIR

Based Uruguay

>el tricampeon
jajsjsjs

>wasting time

too tru

based.

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>No Nichijou

Get out of here, pleb

Denme 1(una) razón para no mandar este partido culiao a la chucha.

Pretentious shit, fuck off newfag

Its all under control m8s

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>sorry bro but I prefer kirara shows

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>chilel

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Dragon Ball is the Chad anime senpai

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That game starts in 20 minutes retard.

Costa Rica-Haití is after this game

El maestro esta hecho mierda
cuando se retirara?

fucking nice header from cavani, shame we don't have a guy like that in our team and instead we are stuck with le chilean nigger of the many slips and no impact AKA junior fernandez.

>Coates
WUT

Okay so winner of this group plays Peru, runner-up plays Columbia, then face off each other in the semi finals, which is more dangerous? Columbia or Peru?

Vamos Uruguay

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anime and videogames made me a virgin

NIPPON GO HOME

>Uruguay? More like u r gay. Am i right bro?

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Fuck you U R Gay for ruining a comfy Clásico del Pacifico in the quarters

so this is rigged for Brazil right? The bottom half is Chile/Uruguay/Colombia and the Brazil side has Japan or Paraguay and Venezuela

>losing to uruguay

OHONONONONONONONON
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH
ABAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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Niggers are bad news

>chileans complaining about murderball

>El maestro esta hecho mierda
>cuando se retirara?
Probably never, the guy looks like he'll continue till he dies.

what part of Uruguay you from lads?

Montrealvideo for me

Also, how does one acquire Cavanis game worn shorts?

Will the ref EVER show a yellow card?

this but unironically

>NGE
>chad
it's reddit the anime

couching Uruguay It's what is keeping him alive.

Amanha voltam minhas aulas

Peru a shit

Imagine being Chilean

WHEN WILL THIS VULGAR FAD BE OVER?

Peru is a shitty miniboss
Colombia is basically the final boss.

we are saving it for the final

Pollo on field, just +4 overtime

He did, to Gios only foul which wasnt even a foul

>jobrenposter was mexican
what a shock

Based cavani

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Have sex.

>jara

Cavancouveri

Offer to clean his sweaty stinky cock that’s how

Not being rude but British English is a kind of ugly language IMO

You know they don't say "meyt"
They say "maite"

what the fuck?
mait?
The fuck is that?

Hideous.

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3deep5me

imagine girls nowadays spend 2 hours in front of the mirror alone in their room shaking their ass for a 5 second video

For me, it's el pollo

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no, brazil is.

el chicANO

top quality

>tf
KEK, good one Yael

It's not a shame losing against the Champion

Go Uruguay

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He forgot it at home and is scared someone will notice

de todas maneras chile no juega con todos los titulares
t. dmg control

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puta el arbitro de mierda cuanto le pagaron los uruguayos

NIHOOOON

>"La Final Adelantada"
>it's a typical 1-0 cum slurper
it's a yikes from me dawg

ya si igual onions un 1/128 italiano

oh no no no no no no no no noooooo...................

>Uruguay
>having enough money to bribe

t. uruguayan

ANIME WINS

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look at this clown, lmao

>nico castillo playing
No wonder chile lost.

>SnK
>MHA
>chad

youre right, it should have been a 0-0 draw

Ez first place

>Uruguay
>Google Cavani and his GF
>See this

Are Uruguayans white?

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fue, chau

Chile a shit

wew

F

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Always.

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Adios Chile, no te vamos a echar de menos.

NO ERA HANDBALL WTF

>umiko in a Chile kit
Based as fuck, can ai get Yun in a Colombia kit?

volvimos a la realidad

>literally losing to Uruguay
damn

Al menos Uruguay es un pais muy bonito y no nos tocara jugar con esos peruanos feos

1-0 against chile C
heh

It's over bros, TRI isn't happening

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GOOD GUYS WINS AGAIN

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>bad guys won
wtf bros

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La final adelantada fue Argentina-Colombia compadre

>el varsinson fucked Japan
Welp.

Dice el pais que juega con uruguay.

sometimes

are we seriously playing against Japan next? lmfao

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Nvm Japan got VAR'D

Se los va a coger Colombia a

Did Japan make it? wtf

Yeah, poor Japan.

It's over >we are done

which one's which?

>chile C

stop coping

PORQUE ARIAS ES TAN MALO.

based urgayans on saturday we are gonna bring our own vaseline just for you

I can be anything you want me to, user-kun

>flag
nigger pls, learn to talk

vs paraguay

Last minute var sinson

Itsa beauty isnt she

QUARTERFINALS ARE SET

>BRAZIL VS PARAGUAY (yes, again)
>VENEZUELA VS ARGENTINA
>COLOMBIA VS CHILE
>URUGUAY VS PERU

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Y a ustedes Trinidad y Tobago, o Honduras, o Haiti...
Vaya mierda de copa eh.

...

>being this much of a leaf

Based image

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why are you so salty colombia, maybe you should stop sending hungry niggers to our succesful country to work as gas station workers if you hate us so much.

says the mexican that never played with chile, gg with your mickey mouse cup.

cope

B-But we beat Japan and Ecuador!! Those great teams you know!
We were supposed to be good again!!

>My hero academia
Troll

this is already done

Learn to stay in your shithole

Quick rundown, lads? Who are the good guys?

stop replying to amerifat flags sudacabros
it's the same autist on every thread

I'm angry because >your team lose, I want Peru - Chile for the chimpouts

We promise to only insert the tip

Cavani dijo
>Chile juega buen futbol a veces bien a veces menos bien
top kek

>anyone on this planet
>good guy

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gonna be fun in the finals, Urgay.

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URUGUAY NOMAAAAAAA

you seem like a good guy

indeed
hope we get a maracanazo 2.0

GOOD GUYS WIN AGAIN!!

kek, the chileans are bad losers, they turn to politics to stop the memes

Name

Eu só queria uma namoradinha favelada para encher o cuzinho dela de porra ;-;

Any fingering incidents?

he's American white

Venezuela x argentina finna be kino

chileans are unable to banter, they take themselves so seriously

feel free to remove the taste of sopa de macaco from our mouths

No, but Jara was aggresive again, this time against a pollo.

You are so fucking overconfident that is gonna be orgasmic see you choke again

>Uruguay wins, barely any insult or even banter, respectful comments

Imagine if Chile won? they would be shit talking and shitposting to no end
why are Chileans so toxic? or are those only the Nido refugees i keep hearing about?

yep, this always happens

We'll be gentle

based Gallo Man made me kek

She is too fat

he fronting, he can't even show his face in the columbia rape thread

based

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Don't worry you will win against Japs but Argies will smash you up in the semi.

Colombia will lose to Uruguay in the other semi.

Uruguay will win the final, and it will be ugly and it will be glorious.

seething

this post rubbed me the wrong way and im gonna unironically vote for kast next prez election #zionistgang

Why this kind of people ruin everything lads?

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haha gottem w/ the baitpost

Why you do this mexibro, we are actually fond of you guys

kek, doesn't justify the fact that you really get upset with our little flag, others do it with their teams and you just burn with us.
Anyway, till Friday.

ESTE NEGRO SE LA PONE A RUEDA NO HAY OTRA EXPLICACION.

Chile are bad losers and worse winners.

when this guy showed up i started hearing cemetery bells

But the Golden Generation is supposed to be back, bros...

cuplets

Chileans should be thankful we saved them from losing against Peru

>why are Chileans so toxic?

they CRAVE attention, they seek approval of everyone, especially first world countries like england and the US.

Also they are quite over-patriotic and they project it very hard on football, for the most part I get along with chileans pretty well, but when it's about football they're the most insufferable bunch of fuckers there is, literally argentina 2.0

He looks nothing like the chileans i know IRL, something really seems off with him. Why is he so weird looking? why is his nose so wide? why does he look like he is even stupider than your average chilean player?

chequean mis dobletes

It's back, but it was fucked by a pollo.

pls no bully

>Uruguay wins, barely any insult or even banter, respectful comments
Thats just because you guys dont even have internet

Nunca había conocido un país más irrelevante en todo plano y más obsesionado con Chile que Uruguay.

why waste energy win or lose they will probably have to play uruguay again. this was the right strategy, play is slow accurate passing and try not to concede. meanwhile vidal, isla, fuenzalida, and beausejour are all sitting comfy well rested.

Because we got half your country living here, and you still talk shit about chile everytime the chance comes up. You should be a bro like memezuela.

>they
Get the FUCK outta my beautiful country.

t. ib sociologist

She's from my town. You wouldn't imagine the tits and ass she's carrying.

t. came gallons to her dancing samba in carnival

This is true. They really should try to get over their absurd inferiority complex

yeah they're always a bunch of dicks, idk why tho, they're easily the biggest assholes of south america

UN. PUTO. POLLO

Los deditos no se olvidan

No puedo esperar que los Haitianos que estan naciendo en Chile en este momento crezcan y sean dioses para el futbol.

You have to go back

The haitian bull

Not trying to be hurtful, just being honest with my opinions, besides I've been living here 15 years (over half my life) so I can blend pretty well

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We would like to but that's argentina

Not even chilea self haters/immigrants like us wtf

> the most insufferable bunch of fuckers there is
>Cuando existe Uruguay
>Cuando existe Bolivia
>Cuando existe Peru
>CUANDO EXISTE ARGENTINA
Toda Sudamerica es desagradable, no nos hags los malos

last time i checked statistics we had like twice the posts per capita than Argentina in all of Yea Forums, and then you came third, we're talking about South America ofc

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>haitianos
>dioses en el futbol

Porfavor compadre, no somos Francia. Si crees que los negros genericos mejoran una selección, entonces no haz visto a Ecuador.

>

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Stop embarassing yourself

>my Chilean bros being salty
>not enjoying futbol and some good quality banter
Kek

You keep saying useless things that don't answer the case.
Whatever you say big guy.

Esto no es francia, huevon.

Dude, no one is as insufferable as fucking Chile.
Two cups and they act all high and mighty.

You are one of the worst, if not worse than Argentina.

>No entender que a Uruguay sólo le importa Argentina
Intentá de nuevo

Eso muestra el elevado nivel de autismo de los uruguANOS. Son con suerte diez en total acá, pero shitpostean más que toda América del Sur.

Somos chicos y lentos, los negros son altos y rapidos, son tantos y tan pobres que alguno de ellos va a estar autisticamente oblgado por su papa a jugar futbol para traer comida o le van a sacar la chucha.

>i don't agree so i win
retarded congolombian.

> I can blend pretty well
No, you cant. You ought to go back.

We hadn't won anything in ONE fucking hundred years. Let us enjoy the moment.

t. morenazi

Anda a chupar pico negro a otro lado, maricón.

It IS true.

Look at the whole "dedo de Jara" mess, you are STILL celebrating one of the most disgusting scenes I've seen in football, Uruguay might be a bunch of brute fuckers but they keep their composure and don't do that kind of gay shit. Go listen to Cavanis interview after the match and see what I mean.

i would say they are worse than argies.

seething

it's pretty easy to spot a chilean refugee this days isnt it

Autism

Chile debe ser el único país que se lleva tan mal con sus vecinos que todos lo odian

>All this coping on national TV

jej

Chileans are unable of bantering holy shit

Literally SA's Canada

Rent free in your head with the supposed "rivalry" between us invented by Chileans.

Our only rivalry is with cuckgentinians.

Thats because only 2 of you shiposting make the Per capita levels skyrocket

What are talking about you damn faggot? URGay created the assfingering, they just hit you all the damn match and try to injure your best player since the 50'. Please, you have to go back.

NO SIRVEN PARA NADA ESTOS FEOS CULIAOS MUÉRANSE TODOS "BICAMPEONES" MI PUTO ANO NO MERECEMOS GANAR NADA CHILE VALE MIERDA NO SOLO EN EL FÚTBOL SINO QUE EN TODO A LO QUE SE DEDICA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>what is argentina

no, it means that the ones that don't have internet are you two

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>importarte lo que piensen otros paises

>Our only rivalry is with cuckgentinians.
it is?

>even when losing we win
We literally CAN'T STOP WINNING bros.

>losing
>getting salty
>getting political over fucking futbol
Lads pls stop embarrassing yourself

Also Brazil but we don't know portuguese

Which rivalry you stupid idiot

>importarte lo que dice, Perú, Bolivia y Argentina
Yeah, no.

Chilean banter is the worst

No entiendo la mala fama contra Chile, es un meme o algo? Los argentinos y los brasileños son 2000 veces más desagradables, son el tipo de gente que basurea al resto de los países cuando el suyo se cae a pedazos. Entiendo que los peruanos o los bolivianos les tengan mala a Chile, pero no logro comprender cual es la fijación de Colombia (que tiene a la mitad de su población femenina prostituyendose en Santiago y Antofagasta) y Uruguay.

Listen, Colombia, if you win ALL your niggers are going back. You hear me? Think twice before acting cheeky and thinking about beating us.

jesus christ you're a dumb fucking faggot, go back to whatever shithole you crawled from retard.

AKSJAJSKAJKSJAKSJS VOLVE A TU PAIS SATRAPA INMUNDA

a rivalry must be reciprocal

no rivalry, we just know your faggot players are still mad about
>that
game from copa america, eternal seething.

Do not be so ignorant my porteño friend.
Uruguay vs Argentina is one of the oldest rivalries in football history.

who /lat/ here?

not an argument

It's still football you big faggot, there is a reason everyone hates you in here, wake up.

It was reciprocal for easily 90 years

Right? That is the kind of asshole that voted for Beatriz Sánchez

we have 15 Cups and you have 14
how is that not a rivalry you silly goose, we're the two most successful teams in the continent and one cup could make a difference

>mfw this thread now
cringe

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Pathetic.

you have to go back

>muh copas americas
okay what else?

Get out of my fucking country nigga

Rent free my friend, cope.

all this southern cone banter makes me laugh heartily

fucking dense

Where did you check?

well, that's it i guess
we have two more WC's than you so there's no competition there

The one we wished we had. But we suck.
Chile hopes to have a rival but it only has Perú. Uruguay wishes for Argentina but Argentina doesn't give a fuck. Argentina wishes to have a rivalry with Brasil but the macacos couldn't care less.

They are obnoxious, they live in a country that has a good economy and good living conditions and they still manage to feel like crybabies when things don't go their way.

>caring about what other shitholes think of your homeland
t. cucklord

Tfw me and my Uruguayan mutual see a handsome Chilean man

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>not an argument
why would i use whatever argument i could came up with with a fag that thinks we are some kind of evil demons who finger everyone when uruguay has been doing worse shit for their entire football history, i told you you're a dumb piece of shit because you can't accept you just want to make chile the bad guys to fit your autistic narrative.
>there is a reason everyone hates you in here
boo-fucking-hoo people are mean to us, who gives a fuck?

Playing two WC finals and almost half the Copa America finals one against the other

Here we go again...

youtube.com/watch?v=irR41_teE-g

>>no one is insufferable as Chile
>n-no WE'RE LIVING RENT FREE
Holy cope.

>implying colombians actually send hardworking citizens and not pimps, drug traffickers, sicarios and prostitutes

DELET THIS RIGHT NOW

D E L E T
E
L
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>Chilean
>handsome
Pick one.

esses indios discutindo kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

MIIIIII MONTEVIDEOOOOO QUERIDOOOOOOOOO

CUANDO SHO TE VU3LVA A V3RRR

literally cope, seethe, dillate, lose weight and have sex rent free

Keep seething, it only brings me pleasure.

dude i've been offered weed and cocaine from those black faggots, they are the same thing.

No, the Chocó people will stay in Chile. we will get fewer niggers and you will get more diversity, a win-win situation.

>why would i use whatever argument i could came up with with a fag that thinks we are some kind of evil demons who finger everyone when uruguay has been doing worse shit for their entire football history


jesus christ you simply can't get the picture can't you? stupid mapuche nigger.

Como chucha eso es chupar pico a los negros, imbecil.

Chile has always been considered the dirtiest team in the continent

Just google bengalazo

>muh gold medals that are WC at the same time
OH NO NO NO NO NO

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> most disgusting scenes I've seen in football,
Te falta futbol
>Uruguay might be a bunch of brute fuckers but they keep their composure and don't do that kind of gay shit
Los jugadores uruguayos son carniceros, SUAREZ MUERDE PERSONAS

>this thread
Looks like in the end we still won huh?

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And when the argens drugged the macaco in the WC? That is fairplay for you fag?

Correct. 98% of my posts on Yea Forums are Sneed

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AJJAAJJAJAJA Y SI PASA MUCHACHOS QUESELEVAASE

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Si, despues del genocidio paraguayo los deben amar por ahi.

Guys, there's no use trying to argue with people from a country that has 30 WCs. We are sorry. Uruguayans overlords.

Even if they are not. We still have more?
Sucks to be you.

>b-b-b-b-but argentina!?!?!?
pathetic

>chileans fighting with other chileans instead of insulting other countries for fun
The hell is wrong with you all

Jaja el nivel de desfachatez de Argentina light no tiene límite

Now this is a based and redpilled post if I have seen one.
I myself shitpost in Yea Forums and /ck/

>muh super negros van a salver el futbol shileno

Chupala meando, culiao.

jaja :)

any mapuche man in? how are you fighting against the oppression by the chilean daemons?

They're filthy refugees, true chileans stand together.

t. the cuckold

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>Los jugadores uruguayos son carniceros, SUAREZ MUERDE PERSONAS

And JARA STICKS HIS FINGER IN OTHER MENS BUTTHOLE, you see, you lost any respect the moment he did that and all of you alcoholic wrecks started clapping like a bunch of autistic seals.

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Based and nationalistpilled

To be fair, half of the Chilean flags in this thread are, more than likely, Congolombians+Haitians+Poornezuelans.

Cause we don't care about the other fuckers and their shitholes. But I do care about this kind of faggotry in mi country

That's what I wonder, after losing 10 out of 12 finals to us, how the fuck are you even our rivals?

LMAO

This

t. BBC poster

Yeah why would anyone pretend that Jara's fingerblast was not the funniest shit to happen in football. 400 iq banter.

t. Immigrant

t. peruANO

OUR RIVALRY IS AND WILL ALWAYS BE BRAZIL YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

SINCE 1950 THEY ARE

jesus fucking christ we're low tier rivalry pentagon

based, these irrelevant countries don't have shit on our rivalry.

Onions tan racista como ustedes, no se preocupen, solo digo el puto HECHO que son mas altos que nosotros, lo que los hace objetivamente mejores para los deportes.

I'm deeply ashamed of sharing continent with you guys.

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The only Kino immigrants are Peruvians desu, they have such a slave mentality that they're nice to have around, instead of other countries, which are clearly inferior but try to look as our equals

kek

>m-muh rivalries
Jesus christ uruguayans are retarded. Who gives a shit about rivalries. You love to suck argentinian cock, we get it, we dont give a fuck.

Can I fuck your wife too?

No, AM deeply ashamed of sharing continent with you guys.

>rivalry with argentina
>argentina still doesn't recognize you as it's bastard retarded son, less so a FUCKING RIVAL

lmao

Of course there is no rivalry. 15 CAs and 4 WCs prove it.
Git gud silvertina

i don't speak spanish, so what was going on with suarez when the streaker hit the field?

Loco, ni te quiero en mi comuna o ciudad, solo te quiero jugando futbol.

Based brasiu bro.

Stop talking!
my cat wants to sleep

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Cringe

>seething this bad after a CA group loss

>mapuche nigger.
there you go, i told you it was to make us the bad guys, you need to go back nigger, the country it's already bad enough to be sustaining a subhuman like you here.

Cope and dilate.

>Argentina light
kek
seething

keep in mind that this is the only tournament where a Uruguay can feel relevant, a 4th place in a WC is a big thing there

Poor you! the poor victim that everyone hates for NO REASON.

>forgetting about the b.C. cups
Silly Uruguayan friend. You don't need false modesty in here.

DELETE THIS!!!!

>the eternal Peruvian succeeds once again in Playing Chileans against each others
How do they do it lads?
Mapuches are based you faggot, go suck Juniors cock

I miss peruvians desu. They were so humble and hard working. Now we're full of stinky haiti niggers, victimized venezuelan niggers and drug dealing colombian niggers. Fuck niggers. Bring cholos back.

there is only one nigger who is trying to convice everyone we are the bad guys, don't mind him, he will keep spilling his autism everywhere.

t. dirty immigrant scum

notaron como los amerindios dicen cosas como "aqui" y como los italo-descendientes decimos cosas como "aca"?

Based pan andinista

Would Peruvians accept a confederation?

based

>implying being a chilean native is in any way redeemable

Cute

>bro i FUCKING HATE this country im living, working, and feeding from, GOD IT'S SO BAAAAD THEY ARE SO MEAAAAN
fucking killyourself nigger.

i hope so

C H E C K E D

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based

Cute cat

See you in semis, UruguANOS. We won't go easy on you again.

this desu

I wish we had a rival desu. Every country around us is a shithole. I gotta cross the ocean if I wanna land in a developed country. If only one SA country got their shit together, just one, maybe we wouldnt feel like the only decent place in the continent.

Seethe harder

Mapucheland was literally the caputal of the Ancient Aryan Empire you sicilian nigger

I want your rivalry

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Deberia haber un tren desde puerto montt a lima por la chucha, que pase por bolivia tambien, nos hacemos aliados economicos y nos garchamos al resto del continente.

Yeah, your rival should be some european powerhouse like Switzerland or Norway. That would be a good match!

Does US semen contain LSD or something?
Deluded shilean.

you're 13 Copa Americas and 4WC's away bro

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>we wouldnt feel like the only decent place in the continent
Do you honestly feel like that?

I'm completely puzzled. Having traveled to every single country in Latin America, unless you live in the south of Chile (comfy AF) there's no way a sane person would think Chile is a decent place to live. Shit women, shit people, shit food, earth shakes, everyone is poor yet without money you'll remain a nobody forever, no one is white, everyone talks as if they were retarded. Did I say women look like shit and have awful personalities.

Chile is just a joke of a country, Santiago is the worst capital city in the continent besides Caracas and La Paz.

Travel a bit and you'll see.

Cope, also keep replying so you don't lose, okay?

yea idk man im not the one who lives in a country where drugs are literally legal

XXI century rivalry

This but we should Anschluß them instead

nidocels please have sex

I went to Montevideo and it was awesome! I was like I was in the 70's!

She's got German heritage.

t. Ex schoolmate

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Fuck off

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Keep coping, third worlder. Even if living in SA sucks, I'm glad I was born in Chile and not in some irrelevant degenerate shithole like Urgay.

that's a good thing honestly

>this thread has turned into literally /pol/

Uruguay is a shithole. The same applies to Chile unless you live in Las Condes or in a country club.

Fuck everything above Concepcion desu

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it's your fault
you countrymen always do this
it's embarrassing really

I've been to Argentina, Uruguay, Peru and Brazil. And ok Brazil is beautiful. It's a shithole in many ways, but a paradise in many others.
Argentina however is poor as fuck. Uruguay is a fucking pueblo, good beaches and all but it shouldn't even count as a country. And the weather jesus christ. And well, peru is peru. Nice food I guess.
As for Colombia and Venezuela, they're all flooding my country so there must be a reason for that. So that leaves Ecuador, cause why even get started with Bolivia. Maybe one day I'll go there, heard some good things. Doubt it's not a shithole to live in tho.

Still better than having to copulate with your fucking cousin cause there isn't anymore people around shithead

>I'm glad I was born in Chile
kek

Every sudaca post match thread turns into /pol/ just look at the one Colombia thread that turned political as fuck.

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But I live in las condes desu, keep trying

And I live in Punta del Este. What's your point?

Chile started! I will accuse them with Hiro-sensei!

>chilean banter

jesus

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>wtf central santiagois first world!

>walk 5 streets into Estacion Central
>its youe average latino city


Ive been there

Tfw born in las condes and live in USA , Chile is def better than most places than others in South America but it’s not saying much. Everyone in South America sans the obvious congo monkeys have racist complexes that revolve around being whiter or outer than everyone else but in reality everyone is straight up Indio or has Indio blood

I do live in Las Condes. But half of Santiago (Las Condes, Vitacura, Providencia, La Reina, some Huechuraba, some Ñuñoa and some Peñalolen) are equally great. The rest is mostly a shithole and so is every other city in the country, but the south and the north are decent for tourism.

Chile always starts it

What? Is it that weird for you to witness a fellow South American saying that?

this, based Concepcion and below is top tier comfy.
t.totally not a penquista

What are doing here user? You should go and find a girl , maybe that way you won't disapear by 2030

Must rock to live in a beach that is practically deserted half of the year

>not fucking your cousin

what the fuck chile I thought you were based

who /conce/ here?

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That was my point. Most of our countries suck dick. I don't get the retarded arguments about being first world when most southamericans are mestizo poor scum.

wow
every post you make is better than the last one

>every chilean sp thread turns into pol
i hate this fucking country sometimes

Comfy af desu

How is crime in Chile?

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You can get the hell away, then. Nobody's stopping you, champ.

'kay

Yeah desu being sudaca is suffering. But at least I'm a privileged upper middle class chile sudaca.

Not so bad, but it got worse once half of the Congolombian population came in.

;_;

Kemono Friends 2 is a travesty. Fuck Kadokawa.

> no Slam Dunk
> no Bleach
> no Death Note
> no anything else with substance and/or fun

Asombroso, Chicano hermano. Asombroso.

This.

Everyone praises the south because it's pretty and shit but guess what, ALL THE MONEY COMES FROM MINING, the northern regions are the ugliest but also the ones that make most of the "first world" you get to enjoy.

In most countries yes

Hey guise, I see the thread is still up, what are you talking ab-BY THE HELICOPTERS OF PINOCHET!

If you are intelligent and learn some lenguages you can travel and improve yourself user, give it a chance

me, well im from a few cities appart, but i love conce, the only thing i hate is having to travel for 1 and a half hour, luckily based biotren saves me,

Trump is Mussolini, next Hitler will be Chilean. Mark my words.

if anything it's decreasing, retard.

Basado URGay bro.

Yep, based former peru bringing wealth to the beautiful south and central chile.

Why is Urgay even a country?

based as fuck
proof that come chileANOs are okay
and >you have a couple of pretty good hardcore bands as well

ah yes, fascism
fascism is KOOOOL BOIS
never forgetti, hitler's spaghetti

How is Chile vs USA in general.

That wasn't even one of us kek. If he's being all bitchy towards Chileans, I don't know what the fuck he's doing here, honestly.

it's an argentine province

Because the British wanted so. At the time of the independence most people wanted to stay either as a part of Brasil or Provincias Unidas (that later became Argentina). So it's mostly because the British wanted free navigation.

funny how chileans suspect other posters are haitians. how many haitians do you know who would speak decent english.

>no naruto
Kys

>better than most places than others in South America
>Everyone in South America sans the obvious congo monkeys have racist complexes
>evolve around being whiter or outer than everyone

Based Mapuche refusing to learn the imperialist language

There's you for one

t. inbred baldcel at 21 cuico

Fuck off Nigger, moonman here back for round two, got a life sentence when I shot a Jew

Basado y lordponsonbypilleado

You are living proof that subhuman niggers can still learn English.

Estación Central is the immigrant stronghold, full of congolombians, venezuelans, peruvians and haitian niggers. It was already shit before, now it's literally a shithole

The irrational hate some chileans have towards argentines is very cringy imo.

Cuicos literally want to kill themselves if you point that out, I wonder why desu, colinagang here btw

Performed constantly by the upper echelons of Chile's government, with daily repression of the protesting civilians. They're always fighting each other. I'd say el mestizaje maligno is to blame.

t. "whit*id" chilean who thinks Argentines see him as his brother because he's whiter

SEETHING

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Británicos basados.

Shut up literal chimpanzee. You gonna get absolutely FUCKED this Friday.

>this whole thread
top cringe

Right? I hate being Chilean desu, but at least I'm not Urgayan.

Get out of there a bring me my fucking uber eats lazy faggot. No tip for you

O sea que justificas tu odio a Argentina en un complejo de inferioridad?

el chileANO

No saco wea no quiero ser argentino

Yeah it's like a necessary evil desu. In order for the upper class people to live comfortably, we need a bunch of niggers, indios, cholos and flaytes working their ass off every day in the shittier parts of the city.
It's only natural. If you walked into the Roman empire you'd probably think it's a shithole if you lived among the slaves.

Cállate culiao. No estás en R*ddit acá. Chúpalo.

Stop hating us already

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everyone is being cringe, not just chile
yourself included

>t. vive en una casa que cuesta con cuea 120 millones en ñunoa
disfruta tus cortes de luz, tus portonazos y tus tendidos eléctricos
t. santiago centrANO

No, SHUT the FUCK UP, BOOMER.

I would unironically hate you less if we went to war

Pointing the vergüenza ajena makes me feel vergüenza ajena

I dont hate you. Hate your decadence tho. Argentina used to be based, now it's just another south american shithole. It's a shame.

stop fighting bros
that's what they want

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El otro dia vi los precios de las casas y dije wtf pensé que eran mas baratas me voy a tener que ir a los 35 años de mi casa ctm es todo culpa de los millones de inmigrantes, si los echamos a todos los precios bajarían en gran cantidad

i don't hate you
the irrational hatred argentinians and uruguayans have for each other is major cringe
this copa américa i've learnt that the "argentinians are uppity" stereotype is false, or maybe it's because chileans and colombians are 300 times more uppity than you

Qué tiene que ver Reddit, pobre weon acomplejado por ser un mono de 1.65m

I will stop hating you fuckers the moment you stop thinking you are European and recognise you are as indio as the entire continent.

Vivo en un depto de 300 palos en las condes. Keep seething.

>imagine being a mestizo and thinking you're white because your phenotype looks argentine

fuck uruguay

based and checked

Based paraGOD bro

Agreed.

Poco guay de tu parte, pero sí.

This

based

This

So, Cavani makes a goal right.
And both teams go through.
So it's all about which country is the biggest shithole now.
Obviously.

I have little recollection I was super young but my parents lived through Pinochet bs and say that you were literally forced to be redpilled or you would just die. Now my cousins say it’s booming but it’s always like 7-10 years behind on almost anything in the US. I’m lucky because I don’t look like the colo colo badge so I don’t even get profiled here. Luck of the draw lad. Also fuck brazil literally the anus of the world hehe

ignorance breeds fear fear breeds hate

Everyone knows that Uruguay and Chile are the most based SA countries anyways, it's just banter.

>So it's all about which country is the biggest shithole now.

you must be new here
it's always like this in a Chile vs. "X" thread

I got bored of your faggotry desu. Here is a local qt to chill

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brazilians are the worst but we can't understand them

they're really insufferable

>this fucking thread

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My dishes are dirty, pls come back.

Uruguay is not based though.

>Toda Sudamerica es desagradable, no nos hags los malos
wrong.
Brazil is based as fuck.

la inflación inmobiliaria obedece mucho más a la especulación que a la demanda

Que es una especulación?

In bizarro world? yeah
Viva Bolsonaro

>always like 7-10 years behind on almost anything in the US
that's not too bad 2bh. so are a lot of 1st world countries. apart from some violence issues here and there we are just too good, not even joking. so chile is basically spain.

this
everyone post qts (amateur preferably)
wait
my HD with amateur pics from my friends died a couple of months ago
i had 500+ pics of girls i know in bikini

NEVER BUY SEAGATE HARD DRIVES
NEVER

La timba

i don't know any brazilians irl but on Yea Forums they're the australia of south america in that they never make quality posts so i gotta agree with you

Resumiendo, las personas que tienen muchas propiedades no les importa dejar la mitad de sus casas vacías, a cambio de duplicar el precio de los alquileres, en tandem con otros grandes propietarios

Todo esto genera que en un punto se manejen precios teóricos irreales, y la burbuja termina explotando. Quedan miles de personas en la calle, y los gobiernos salen a salvarle el culo a los ricachones que especularon. No solo te dejan en la calle, te rompen el orto a impuestos para salvarselo a los que te dejaron sin casa

Como la crisis de EEUU en 2008

I don't speak chilean, can someone translate what he is saying?
>Here is a local qt to chill
post your local 10/10

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This is why we can't have nice things. Jeez.

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Urgayan education everyone lmao

>Que es una especulación?
LOS PUTOS USUREROS user!


LA BANCA QUE CREA RIQUEZA AL PRESTAR Y COBRAR INTERÈS AL MISMO PRESTAMO
DINERO QUE CREA DINERO
SIN ESTAR ATADO AL LABURO, AL TRABAJO

La crisis del 2008 fue porque los bancos entraron a dar prestamos para casas a cualquier gil que era obvio que no lo podia pagar

Cuando no pagaban les remataban la casa, y en epoca de recesion los bancos tomaron miles de casas que estaban sobrevaluadisimas. La poca liquidez hizo que vayan a la quiebra y que explote la.burbuja

>voy a humillar publicamente a aquel que tiene la humildad de aceptar ignorancia y buscar consejo a los que saben màs que el.

En tu cabeza
el 3er mundo
esta.

Tu mama es mi nana

>people know more than him
So this is why your people clean my toilets. Didn't expect less from a filthy smelly peruANO.

todos lo que vienen de pol a postear pelotudeces son unos reverendos hijos de un transatlantico lleno de 700 mil putas con chlamydia

vayanse todos a cagar nabos

>posts a whole shebang in Spanish
>suddenly switches to English for a single word
lmao

>si me parte el culo, es /pol/

based

he just misspelled clamidia

>la humildad de las personas me hace hervir la sangre
Porque los shilenos se ponen picònes con personas que muestran virtud?

lo del autismo entre países es más /int/ que /pol/ pero bueno
/pol/ sería si se pusieran a mariconear con los presidentes como hacen los brasileros con bolsonaro

He didn't, because both are correct. It depends on the language.

¿La virtud de ser un pueblo de esclavos feos e ignorantes?
kek

I used to have an 18 years old peruvian nana. Her tits were alright. My mom was awkward about it cause she was worried she'd walk into me wanking or something.

Where are mexibros? they are the funniest of the bunch

Jesus, the Chilean banter is one of the shittiest I've ever seen. It just reeks of damage control.

I'm trying to chill the fellas here and you are not helping urgay

it was a joke, user. imagine in theory you might misspell a word and come up with a spelling in a different language. or for example confuse mm with mn ex. inmigrant is pretty common.

i don't hate you, in fact i like you

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Sorry. Do your thing, then.

Based Peru delivering bants. Chile should give them access to sea !

You're just too fucking dumb to understand our based banter.

>I-I'm totally not assblasted

>vamos a seguir usando ad-hominems porque asì demostramos que somos fuertes y valientes.
>porque somos los màs odiados en el continente?
hahahahahha

Based retard

They already have user, don't do this to yourself and look at a map pls

>You're just too fucking dumb to understand our based banter.
hahahahahahahaha

Ah my bad, confused them with Bolivia. Where are Bolivian posters??

Thx

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The competition is too strong obviously. Who's prefer chile over cp posting, anime loving, toilet cleaning, nana exporting, territory giving peruvian cholos? Peru is absolutely based.

They certanly are nowhere to sea

>be a raging shileno qho can't stand being percieved as weak and losing face so I'm going to lash out in anger and call it banter.
This is why nobody stands you.

chileans are a very weird people
in their mind they think they won even when they lost and in that situation they call "banter" what for everyone else is known as "being extremely butthurt"

shit's weird man, shit's weird

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I literally complimented you. Why would I be angry at the country that has been washing my dirty underwear and cum stained bedsheets since I was a kid? I would be nothing without peru.

>in their mind they think they won even when they lost and in that situation they call "banter" what for everyone else is known as "being extremely butthurt"

>I literally complimented you. Why would I be angry at the country that has been washing my dirty underwear and cum stained bedsheets since I was a kid? I would be nothing without peru.

el shileANO.

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i think so too, uruguay is a little country but very cheeky, also drugs are legal, based.

I prefer Colombian overlords bringing their hot sluts with huge butts here, thanks.

Self-loathing from one of the, if not the most cucked country in the planet.