/nrl/ da riff edition

t. nicoleposter

mcdonalds.com.au/menu

Yeah m8 I'll have a large Quarter Pounder meal, a Lift for the drink and an extra cheeseburger. And I don't want onions or pickles on the burgers thanks m8

$1 big macs today lads

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the incel sneedo richo

Imagine being the kind of retard dumb enough to donate money to someone who makes more in a year than they will in their life

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I don't have to because I already did

haha sneed xD

based lateposter

been fucking my psychologist

Now THIS is based!

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If I was CEO of the NRL I would force every club to donate $1m to Izzy

pity bump

Literally don't know who any of them are except maddie

Xbox is about to be played.

t. incel

Rugby League's power couple
youtube.com/watch?v=8UFNpC2zGlc

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wtf is a penrith? what's happens downunder btw you bogans are still playing with sticks cheek 2 cheek with pakis don't ya

ONE POINT FIVE MILLION DOLLARS
acl.org.au/donate_izzy

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I wonder how this would have played out if Folau was muslim instead

post fregusonbutt

Honestly Amber is a bit of a plodder and doesn't have a future in the threequarters

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taking out the bins at 2am in the rain lads

I've a jar of vegemite best before October last year.
What do youse reckon?
It doesn't really go off does it?

whats your favorite tintin story m8's ? me its the calculus affair aka l'affaire tournesol

This one

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you cheeky little bastard

I don't know TinTin.
I do know Asterix and The Smurfs.

Kys Ray Kroc

Somewhere in heaven, Temare Martin and Matt Moylan are looking down and smiling.

I'm gonna say Prisoners of the Sun with Cigars of the Pharaoh as a close second. I thought the little Quechua kid Zorrino was a girl 'cause of the film. youtube.com/watch?v=TvksSWrcj4g

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yeah in the 60's version they Drew zorrino in a weird way

The 60's seemed pretty weird in general, my parents brought me up on their own shows like Captain Scarlet, Thunderbirds, Joe 90, Camberwick Green, early Tintin films and Star Trek. I'm glad they did, though, I thought they were bloody amazing.

Blew my nose and blood started coming out lads, am I dying?

Probably not dying. Have you been blowing it a lot or sneezing a lot?

I'm just getting over a cold but I haven't been sneezing or anything for 2-3 days.

The one where they go to the castle in Scotland with the gorilla

If you're worried go and see the Dr mate. Mine bleeds all the and I'm only mildy retarded.

twitter.com/mitchhughesnbn/status/1143299594073202690?s=21
Do any of youse have a dog?

Had a dream that Julia came back from injury early and played this season

baby come back

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The vegemite never goes off its the bits of butter and breadcrumbs that get introduced back into the jar but even then the salt content will kill everything unless you've truly bottled it by leaving a big gob of butter up the top of the jar out of contact with the salty vegemite at the bottom.

Is this racist?

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Yes, Offiah being caught and tackled by Wishart reeks of systemic racism.

It is Wishart, I thought it was E.T
Alright grand, I'll have some at breakfast

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>those chicken legs
so this is the power of Surgess....wow.

BASEDball >>> cucket

ET is off bangin one of his teammates wives in the dressing room (and probably got balls deep in Sally Fitzgibbons too)

post QTs

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Have sex

Dunno. Looks pretty gay though.

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if only bro............

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I've never known a man to have both patchy facial hair and large genitals.

I have very thick facial hair (and overall body hair) and an incredibly small penis and as such am still a virgin

Why does your penis size correlate with your ability to pick up a girl?

Well lads, I know you were all excited to hear about me asking Stacy at work to attend the womens origin last week and shared in my disappointment when I was rejected. Turns out she actually was busy and not just making an excuse. We had lunch today and are having drinks one night next week. I'm extremely nervous all of a sudden. I haven't had sex in 5 years and have never had anyone of this calibre looks wise.

you'll be fine user! just be yourself :)

you now remember ozge tufan

Crippling insecurity m8

Probably not a good idea mate. If I start ranting about Warhammer 40k she'll probably run for the hills. I'll just have to pretend to like normie shit like GoT or Sylvania Waters or some shit.

Just stuff a footy sock down your trousers mate. Problem solved.

girls actually prefer small penises

This. Got 8 inches and once came home to my gf (now ex) riding a Korean with a 3 incher.

3 inches is tiny and useless, I said small. Small is 4-6 inches.

Nice try though.

Girls have the smallest penises, thus if that is true we must conclude that girls prefer girls the most.

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break out the pillow m80

How many pillows do you need for 7 inches

tigers
dragons
poorm

Megan Barnard wearing a high cut top tonight lads. Absolutely devo.

>Sylvania Waters
Fucking kek

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Why Megan wearing her hair up in ponytails everyday now? Contract negotiations?

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Megan's high ponytails are fucking hot mate. Shows more of her face.

DWZ (C)

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Wish I had a gf who could dress up as elsa lads

Barclays more like Bigtittays

If I wanna bang Maloney and his hot wife after Origin II does that make me straight or a queerslander?

Based elsa lady wanting two brides for her cake

Can we basically assume that DCE's form for the rest of the season is going to be fucked?

This post reeks of nightshit