ITT: we try to find Japan

yes my mom is fat but I still love her

Based

Don't be rude

Bairro da Liberdade (São Paulo)

It's there. You just need to squint.

Lol that's a picture of Africa stupid

It's Peru.

Grorious Emperor Fujimori smiles upon you

Where were you when Guyana first became the greatest empire in South America?

>the landlocked virgins vs the chads coastal nations

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Very comfy

in all the jiu-jitsu gyms in brasil

What's an average day like in your city?

Valdivia? Lmao

>falkland is UK
Based.

they have downloaded japao with anime

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Feels good to be south American.

Yeah, same, arriba la cucaracha and all that shit man.

>negro R.
MODS

hey i've been there

We and Peru have the biggest nihonese diaspora. And about Qatar? About all our subcontinent have biggest Arab (the good kind of them you know) diaspora.

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One of my goals in life is a round trip of South America.

Rate my route

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Get hope if you still alive in the end.

As a european living there permanently, it is. Avoid Santiago at all cost tho.

you will get murdered like 5 times along the way, but overally a nice experience probably

>Tfw nobody want to come here

I wouldn't go to Surinam and Guyana, they are shitholes and you can get raped there, plus there is no road to connect them with the rest of South America, thank France and the English for that.

That's a good thing user

Please tell me you're a woman.

Maybe when I'm finally rich enough to do this it will be safer there but I guess Suriname and Guyana can be skipped.

You are kind of out of the way sadly. Every other country is pretty conveniently placed for a round trip. Though maybe it is worth visiting if I'm already there

Rip Eestianon and RIP your boipucci

Why in the motherfucking fuck are you skipping São Paulo?

Literary nothing to seen there, skipping Rio, the real country soul is the real big issue.

>Literary nothing to seen there
Fuck you. >We are the only half-decent state in this shithole country.

Why blame the English, Suriname was our colony. Or am I missing something.

The line maybe drawn a bit half-assed but I would obviously visit both

Ciudad de Leste is literary worst place I've traveled in my live, its ugly including people, annoying, chaotic, you can't walk 5 minutes to one paraguayo guy stooping you trying to sell some socks and shit electric shavers to you, I don't know about Assunción, but in Brazil we have prejudice about Paraguay just because the shithole, in our Paraná border, sorry.

And why blame France ? Do you expect us to build roads in other countries ?

Cara, sem sacanagem, eu já fui a São Paulo, e na perspectiva de um turista é uma merda de lugar, vocês ficam se orgulhando da avenida paulista e o muh masisp, mas porra pra turistar me desculpe é um lixo de lugar, só tem esse museu ai que nem é lá essas coisas, o museu lá do Pacaembu mas esses só vale se você gosta de futebol, e um monte de restaurante caro que não vale a pena e shoppings. Parece ser um lugar bom de morar, ao menos melhor que o Rio, até porque é aparentemente menos violento e tem um clima muito melhor, mas para fazer turismo, definitivamente não.

A cidade de São Paulo realmente é uma bosta, é uma Nova York de pobre, mas o resto do estado não é ruim, cara. Até na Baixada Santista tem uns lugares legais de visitar, pra que curte a História do país.

Nice, hell of a lot of traveling though

Here's my route

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come to vitoria and i'll buy you a pitu can

I want to go to Valparaiso and then go south and enjoy the national parks

>é uma Nova York de pobre
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk adoro esse meme, muh cidade cosmopolita, só por causa do Chinatown deles que nem chega perto de Chinatown nos EUA, na verdade é uma grande colônia de nordestinos, na verdade eu diria que é uma Cidade do México de pobre, pobre no sentindo que tem semelhanças mas pelo menos lá tem valor "turístico" é um lugar bem legal de visitar, o problema é que brasileiros desprezam e preferem pra ir pra merda de Cacún que é literalmente uma Las Vegas de praia pra tirar dinheiro de murricano trouxa, nunca entendi o fato de brasileiro ir pro exterior pra ficar em praia, quando temos várias opções por aqui, incluindo o litoral de São Paulo que você citou.

Its ok, dying is not that bad

Well... French Guyana is YOUR territory filthy Mbugu.

And we have roads, thanks.

>praia
Esse meme é uma merda. Já acho bosta paulistano descer a serra pra ir pra praia, quanto mais sair da porra do país pra fazer uma atividade bosta que podia ser feita aqui mesmo.

Which one should I support now?

Please support >our team.

Guyana was English colony (and still under English control via economy) and French Guyana is French, the English stole land from Venezuela and gave it to Guyana so they never built a road to stop Venezuela from invading in the future, French Guyana is the same but French.

Roads that do not connect with the rest of South America, just one bridge with Brazil that is about to fall off

Non mec, avoid valparaiso too. A leaf got mugged and killed there last week. I witnessed 2 burgers getting mugged two years ago too. It's a port, lots of crime. Expect lots of bledards too.

please support >us nippon-sama

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Pelo menos é único modo deles irem a praia, o cúmulo do patético é carioca pegar 5 horas de engarrafamento que por sinal é o tempo de ir pra São Paulo de carro ou ônibus, pra ir pra região dos Lagos ou costa verde, pra justamente ir pra praia, sendo que tem um monte de praia na própria cidade, algumas relativamente desertas se o problema for multidão e assaltos. Realmente eu nunca entendi o meme de praia, um lugar como Rio, você já sofre com calor o ano todo, e no verão um calor desumano que tira qualquer resquício de dignidade humana e nego vai pra um lugar pra sofrer mais calor, torrar no sol, ficar todo descascado e voltar soltando areia e sal pra casa, piscina é bem melhor. Na verdade o ar condicionado é o deus.

Mince ça craint. I'll go straight to the national parks then.

if you think about it england and france should be the ones guetting invited to the copa

Absolute kino

Nice.

One of my dreams is also a trip, but in Asia.

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South all the way. Great landscape, volcanoes, good people, great food. North is too desertic in my opinion but if you like it, go for it you'll love it. I crossed tons of french people there.

The north of Chile is desertic but in winter it is very cold, there are a lot of animals you can watch there too plus atacama.

It's like I was born in Africa all along.

To connect with full jungle ? There's nothing around Guyane, and we won't pay for a 2 km bridge to connect with fucking Suriname.

We shouldn't be "invited", we have full right to play it, same with the CAN.

Ciudad del este is the 80's hong kong of South America ofcourse is a sithole. Most Brazilian who come here to work or study know that never go to Ciudad del Este to live and stick in Gran Asunción where everything is safer, cleaner and cheaper.
Meme del este is just a gigant commercial center full of chink, Arab and narcos and only the 5% or what Paragay truly is

Support us fucker, losing 4-0 against the Tricampeón is not so bad

You're going to have a very hard time between Brasilia and Caracas. You can dip into the Amazon or travel by river if you have the time and patience but you'll probably find it impossible to cross all that way.
If you go to Iguazu Falls it's right on the three way border with Paraguay so you can tick off the last country. Not sure what else there is to see there though really.

M8 even the other paraguayans dont want to go to Ciudad del Este, it's a shithole even by our standars

If you wanna come here, go to a nice pueblito in the interior of the country for maximum comfiness and relax

>t. campesino
Deja de Tomar terere y shitpostear Ramon volve a labrar la chakra de tu jefe Braziguayo

we just don't have the road infrastructure to make this plan of yours a possibility, and even if we did it would take you a really long fucking time

you going to sail there mate?

Don't you faggot use best guay to get around the retarded taxations of your government tho?

After my second year in college I did a meme rectangle-shaped road trip through the US
It was very boring, the only fun I had were the weird radio stations and cheeky faps while driving thanks to cruise control

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>travelling through bumfuck nowhere in the north/northeast countryside instead of going through the coast
Why would you do this

>cheeky faps while driving thanks to cruise control
based

>werid radio stations
yeah it pretty kewl espically late night where all the weird shit really goes off
>mfw i used to do trucking and hear shit like the "THE DIVINE CELESTIAN" where it just sounds like static and distoried horns, hosts that dont give a shit, or those chill af music

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>Valparaiso
enjoy getting gangraped by indios villeros

so he doesnt get raped by trannies in Rio. thats why

I thought there was a plane from the Falklands to the UK?

Certainly but the route points to Africa there.
Also planes don't zigziag like a drunktard.

I, too, would love to one day make a trip through America just in order to eat at one of those highway diners that you always see in the movies with some depressed, but sassy middle-aged waitress calling me "honey" while pouring my second round of coffee.

There's a special atmosphere surrounding those places in the movies that I would like to experience.

Is it really like that or just a Hollywood meme?

>Anime loving manlets with cultural weirdness that is on fringes of autism
>Girl named Keiko voted for by a bunch of wannabe fascists

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We have a japanese garden here too, Japan's princess opened it back in early 2000s

I didn't want to interfere with the text "South Atlantic Ocean" and the compass

ok

no, fucker is you

>Valparaiso
Stay away from this shithole, don't fall for the meme.

Live by the cow, die by the cow. Tis' the Texan way.

They exist but you do have to look for them, otherwise you just end up stopping at Denny's or iHop all the time, which are great but not what you're looking for

My senpai live in Vermont and there's this diner nearish where they are called the Blue Benn, it's been around for thirty plus years, I remember all the waitresses from when I was a kid, the food is unbelievably good, and you have to wait in line for a booth. I only say the last part because there's a story about how one time Gwenyth Paltrow tried to cut the line and they told her to fuck off.

>tfw it's snowing and dark at 6AM and you pull in for biscuits with sausage gravy, homefries, canadian bacon and a cup of coffee.

Comfy as fuck

the cow is actually closer to Concepción/Temuco.
btw that's my mom

My scottish town has a Japanese garden but it's in a complete state of disrepair

Do it faggot

avoid valparaiso, visit the small coastal towns like isla negra, las cruces, etc. You should also try to visit valdivia and then head south
t. Santiaguino