/copalib/ also /ferroviário/

Why is Bahia hated by jannies?

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>Whatever happened to the other thread?
CP

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD

Cê sabe que ele não deleta por chamar ele de jardineiro mas pq a gente tá postando em português né?

Hallo

Boca or River, boludo?

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I want that plushie, how expensive are they? Are they good?

Se fosse por isso, meio mundo de filos estariam apagados pelo mesmo motivo (não digitar em inglês). Os cancerígenos devem usar o pretexto-coringa da Regra 10.

Na verdade ele deletou porque eu tinha reportado umas duas horas atrás porque foi fio cedo

Deleted by the Outdated Memes Squad forces, these are Ferroviario threads now.

They're okay, last time I checked costed 75 biroliros at the official Ferroviário store.

Did I tell you I love you already, based argie Ferroviário supporter?

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What are you trying to accomplish?

better off requesting a custom made one

Any platense sócios here? Thinking of getting the cheapest deal to support the club, do they actually use the money to improve the club?

nth for chile

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> I have a poorly made mouth, and i must scream

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Or giving the money for Platense's barra

You're not me.

Regra número 1 do Yea Forums: Você só reporta threads canadenses e norte americanos.

Nothing, it makes me feel better posting it.

Ganhe peso

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No, it's a drug front. Unless you are into that.

G O R D A
O
R
D
A

Vá transar
Puxe uns ferros
Tome um chuveiro
Se manque

Nessa ordem.

>being adept of anorexia

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>this is a 10/10 on nordeste

Tenha sexo
Bata nos pesos
Pegue um chuveiro
Pegue uma pista

Fixado

that's a dude

vasco

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I fucking wish

At least he's not gordo

Tits too big

MELETI LA PIROCA EN LA CHICA ARIBA

what is this meme

there's this expensive tranny that travels around the globe and now is on the city
long story short, I can tap it for free, should I go for it?

Yes, dont forget to rate the snack

Only if you agree to be top only.
How did you convice her to fuck you for free, though?

For me it's the Millonarios Feme team

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>not recogizing girls whem look at them

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But why?

Most clubs here charge 10-25 dollarydoos, but platense is a relatively small club so i doubt they have many options.

I'd rather suck dick than fuck any of those

You can do both

Sucking cock is not a bad thing.

>tfw no Bahia gf

I didn't convince her, we just met on a night-out and gave me the number
then I realized she was a tranny hooker, and told me to come over whenever I want
I don't feel like getting fucked in the ass though

Fucking men is as gay as getting fucked by men
Kys

Lucky fuck, don't think about the long term savings.SAVINGS

t. virgen del beso

>for free
Does she do janitor roleplay?

>got banned twice in the last week
Is there a new janny in town?

>and told me to come whenever I want
She is not fucking you for free, she's just giving you the privilege of not having an appointment first

Anyone watching the boomer soccer final between vasco and BTFogo?

also:
>fluminenCe

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no dumbass, she told me to come over to "have fun", not as a customer
>inb4 >she

Yeah, the same thing that happened to fat Ronaldo.

>twice in one week
You're like a little baby

post her insta

Hey guys, I got out of my job early.

what do you work at hermano?

Fuck a.nal

>Brazilian football

>get told to have sex
>try to have it desperatedly

Still about the Razer thot thing.

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Engineering, while also finishing my graduate thesis.

Speaking of the boomer tournament: fogaonet.com/noticia/arbitro-passa-mal-e-deixa-campo-de-ambulancia-durante-final-entre-botafogo-e-vasco/

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Why don't these niggers donate money to charity instead of random thots

based&redpilled

Lol you're weak prey user

Because it's all about the internet good boy points and the dopamine rush they bring.

kek

After 2 hours on GIMP

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I love that Brazil gives free tickets to beautiful women

That's what you get for having bullies on schools. It's all consequence.

Just saving this.

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>mfw I look up this zoomer drama bullshit
>its actually a load of twitter faggotry
Jesus Christ, zoomers arent human.

Galina Caca

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Was Suarez seriously trying to get him sent off?
He is such a GAYLORD

UNA MADRE SOLTERA MAS

quien? la madre de colombia?

fuck you for the draw with japan nigger

Should I?
Brasil x Argentina would be kino but any other match up would be money wasted

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You can always resell, right?

>Obeso
KEK

Based american friendly stadium

>obeso

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>I rate Obeso

Yeah, but I doubt I would recover my money if it turns out to be Brazil x Venezuela or Argentina x Paraguai

>obeso
for murricans, right?

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>obeso
Didnt know you were expecting Americans kek

do anyone know how i can watch the serie c for free?

sneaking into the stadium

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There's unironically too many fat peoplo here nowadays, stop sending fast food restaurants reeeeee

>obeso

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lmao imagine giving a shit about international football

futebol de seleção é coisa de pacheco que leva cachorro pra bloco de carnaval
com todo respeito ao profissional de marketing mas depois que a ambev arrumou com o sócio torcedor um jeito infinito de ganhar dinheiro com sócio torcedor, vem a kaiser me fazer propaganda de torneio amador
cara, eu MUITO mais um boca juniors de alegrete contra um cohab de são sapé
o único apelo que esse torneio tem é tipo, vai jogar argentina na sua cidade, cê vai, vẽ o messi jogar, tira duas foto no celular e daqui 30 anos, quando seu filho te perguntar se ele era bom, cê pega o pendrive e mostra
>filhão, eu vi o messi jogar bola

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nem li, parece post de zoomer

> 5 - 9

Is this mestizaje done right?

You are getting there, keep it up

who ?

EL MESTIZAJE BENIGNO

By rules he should've been redcarded desu

Climbing a nearby tree

>Filhão
>Eu vi o Messi jogar bola

Stop eating and lose weight kek

based

Dia fraco, o "jogo" mais interessante de hoje é o amistoso de caridade do Narciso

Copa do Mundo feminina, cabra

muié fodase

What clubs to the other quints support?

>tfw no fun matches till thuesday
Back to bomba patch again
Ugh, I hate women

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Jara did nothing wrong

My wife is now wearing a santos shirt

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Hello cuck.

Os caras paulistas estão pistolaços sobre a fórmula 1 sair de São Pablo e ir pro Rio. Como se a gente se importasse com essa merda, eu quero era mesmo um Grand Premium Buenos Aires suburbo/favela de vocês.

Bozonaro e seus amiguinhos trilhonários estão molhando a mão pra construir um autódromo aqui no Rio no meio de um favelão bem longe de qualquer lugar minimamente turístico como Diodoro lá no cu dos lugares mais feios daqui. Não, pelo amor de deus não.Se for fazer isso faça um circuito de rua pelo bairro do Flamengo e Urca e talvez um pedaço de Botafogo porque ai tem alguma paisagem pra vender pra turista otário pelo menos. Nós estamos na merda. Uma simples partida de copa América fodeu o transito todo na cidade, imagina essa merda.

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F

Foda-se a Fórmula 1. Fórmula E é o futuro.

this but unironically

Formula E is somehow worse than F1

Based Bolsonaro working worthless cornomotiva faggots into a seething shoot

What race is this semen demon?

say you are part of the team

Fuck binter

bold

>Grand Premium

Human.

So not Brazilian, what ethnic group is she then since that's ruled out.

Human. As in not an american (obese, subhuman).

Human is not an ethic group silly BR.
But we can't expect you to know that.

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For me, it's

>Cerro

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>le never won it team
stay in Olimpias shadows fucko

You wouldn't know, you are not human.

>tfw got a 3 day ban for spamming AQUI É JAPÃO PORRA in the urgay x anime thread

>not evading the ban and posting it immediately again with a >for free at the end of the post

Stop projecting BR.

i've been banned for posting a carlos bianchi pic

>supporting weebos instead of based URGayns

Shhhh now, subhuman. In your next life maybe you'll be sudaca too.

>post a pic of a manager
>get banned for it
Unreal this new janny

I thought I would come to this thread to post

MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

Cerro mama

Why must BRs always be so mad when faced with the truth?

>he thought it was larry david

Since when is truth a metaphor for obesity?

Well there are a lot of fatties in BR land.

both of you
have sex

Pra mim não tinha que mudar o GP, Interlagos é um dos circuitos mais fodas do mundo, duvido que vai ser tão bom quanto

Não será mas F1 já morreu por aqui e o terreno de Interlagos já já vira um belo condomínio da MRV.

A pity I can say the same about healthy humans in USA, since everyone is obese and subhuman. Not going to let you suck my dick though, you'll have to admire us from a distance.

Good thing OP is not a BR since you said she was human. So stay mad you'll never be like that.

And you keep coming back for more, subhuman. Lose weight then go get shot.

I'm just here to laugh at you savages who are so desperate to punch up at your superiors.

doentes

Dress up as a dog and just tour all ascenso stadiums

This makes the janny even more retarded since it implies he doesn't even know what Larry David actually looks like.

it's the staple tfw no gf reaction image

More like
>cerro caca
am I right

Imagine having a job where you have to babysit people using an internet forum and cleaning up everything that they deem unrelated to sports and not getting paid for it.

He's already retarded enough to work for free.

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I got a job

Congrats bro, I lost my job 2 weeks ago. I'm honestly not crying about it. Enjoy money

>the janny left this in
what did he mean by this?

thanks, hope you get back on your feet soon bro

what kind of job user

We know bro, congratulations. I was the homossexual who asked which team's abono you'd buy.

I'll be good, I got a friend already hooking me up with his office job so I should be back working in no time. Thanks bro

definitely a desk-type job but not sure what exactly i'll be doing. I'm starting on July
Tembetary FC

Then actually it was another paraguayan, you can go fuck yourself and die.

confirmed from 2 different players now, argentina lost on purpose against colombia just to avoid finishing 1st in the group (playing against uruguay or chile in the next round)

yeah right
you either behave yourself and keep it comfy, or fuck off

Wow bro that was fucking rude

kek same

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:(

it's always the same excuse, this would be believable if >we beat them more often.

P L A T E N S E is playing the second division basquet final tomorrow (with official youtube stream)

> Platense 2-2 San Isidro de Cordoba
They are playing at home, so we can get some laughs if they lose another ascenso at home this year. They still can buy a place in primera if they lose though, since that seems to be the way our league works.

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keep in mind that 2d cunny is illegal in argentina and we just so happen to have a janny who is argentiniANO

>tfw my perro is getting old and it's starting to show
why can't they live forever bros... it's not fair

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HEY
don't laugh at us, we try our best. Also we had a promotion last year

Thank you.

I don't know, I just picked the cutest IMHO. It's been a long time since I've watched moeshit. You can make suggestions.

Noice

Being a meme mascot club is a double edge sword user

it was never intended to be. I only canchapost when I go because /canchaposting/ is life

> sanmemenzo won the last three seasons
> can win their fourth league tonight

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why can't they be good at the only sport that matters?

More like Perro

Just one strike and the entire Paraguayan power grid goes down indefinitely

perro çorteño

>Obeso

Based CBF being friendly towards our american friends.

Paraguay literally receives 80% of free fucking energy, what the fuck.

who /professionaldemarketing/ and /obeso/ here?

based

I guess the problem is distribution and not generation
Itaipu is probably working just fine as we are not affected but it's energy is not going anywhere in Paraguay

Lammens is literally a faggot

really really want to beat chile bros

youtu.be/jcv8HP05uJg

They are running out of gas, they are switching to rugby in a few years.

Please do

bocabros, I'm starting to worry
why isn't the court of arbitrarion for sport giving us the copa libertadores already?

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> having a different crest for other sports
nevermind, rooting for "casi"

TAS?

oof

>tfw pulling the little hairs out of your nose

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Feels so good, especially when you hit a big one and your eyes tear up a lot

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Getting tricky with a moustache tho

> 2019
> not having your own nose air pulling loro

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argentino bixa

> mfw

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You say that like saying gorda is necessarily a bad thing. I could say
N E G R A
E
G
R
And i would still tap that.

espirrao > tearing

>mfw the really thick ones get pulled and suddenly you feel like you can breath better.

> it starts bleeding

yes

for me? It's gorda rabuda.

EsTAS igual que hace 7 meses

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> controlled bleeding

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*HOMBRE CHASCO*

Weren't they ruled out by fifa or something last year?

I thought that was implied, but if you think about it...

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>entendido eric faria, vamos acionar o var

>at a carnaval earlier this year
>suddenly hear someone speaking spanish
>descendidos trying to make brazilians in a carnaval sympathise with riber plate
then one hue says
>"nâo sei, mais Boca é o mais grande lá, né?"
>descendidos suddenly making excuses
>mfw

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based

This is getting sad

foxsports.com.br/news/383202-video-suspenso-gallardo-descumpre-regra-e-vai-ao-vestiario-do-river-falar-com-atletas

No match threads

only thing I remember hearing regarding FIFA and Boca was this

>Boca players arrive at el monumental after being attacked
>it's reported that Angelici tried telling Infantino that the match can't be played like this
>Infantino supposedly told Angelici that Boca can either play, or they can forfeit the match
>after much delaying, the match was called off for the day

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Don't worry bros, only two more weeks until we get our sacred club futbol back

it can't come back soon enough

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based

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A lot of people used to chose boca at video games because of riquelme, who was really popular around here.

I was referring to TAS

wha

All this falseflag posting. I assume they get a lot of (You)s in gamethreads, but are too irrelevant to get any attention in other threads so they come back here, not knowing most of the time they are in places like taringa, Twitter, fb, etc.
At least they are funny when they are actually playing, but this is just sad.

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Taringa is ded tho...

every time colombians see red jerseys they shit their pants, english NT was smart that day and done their homework

forgot mandatory pic

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>no fute for days
>"gotta play football with my lads then"
>remember i have no friends

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Just hire 9 trannies

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> implying it ever stopped

clarin.com/deportes/ascenso/renuncia-alto-dirigente-consejo-federal-afa-disparo-municion-gruesa-partido-mar-plata-amanado_0_Zhn8BlFxg.html

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i've said several times to my buddies "let's buy a ball and play at the beach"
they always said "yeah let's buy one"
and we never did

*panflute starts playing*

yes

TAS igual que hace seis meses
How large is/was the blackout?

I have to do my college tesis for friday. Its so fucking boring FUCK

They would try to stab me and then rob me

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>black veron

Who /punheta/ here?

espn.com.br/futebol/artigo/_/id/5770742/neymar-e-encontrado-morto-apos-tentar-chupar-seu-proprio-pau

here

No solution is perfect

I kek'd

...

that's part of the experience

vasco

vascoo

*gunshots*

Good morning boys and girls (male)

What about boys (girl)

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Absolutely redpilled

tenes que picarla bien capo, o sino te reventas el naso.

You now remember that this happened

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ynr keirrison no barça

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>tfw 13°C

I'll never understand this story

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I need footy to fill my void
Fuck globo for not buying série C and D

globoesporte.globo.com/blogs/bastidores-fc/post/2019/06/26/campeonato-brasileiro-de-2020-nao-sera-interrompido-para-a-copa-america.ghtml

he was amazing, too bad he used to get drunk and beat women 24/7

what channel are these games on in murrica?

what games

Are pitbulls /perros/?

No, they're savage breasts that must be killed.

*half of palmeiras and flamengo team gets called to the nt*

Perro inferno

>half of palmeiras' team gets called
>they still have two and a half viable teams

Crefisa's filthy lucre is too much, no team should have this power

Are sphynx /gatos/?

Are cariocas /humanANOs/?

this is what i imagine it would happen
>crefisa
cope

Silly north-ecuador, sphynxes are mythological.

Shut up south panama

> We want to have international players but we don't want them to play international matches.
Big team logic

Pitbull is a singer m8

That's not the issue. The issue is CBF running 16 competitions a year, each with atleast 20 matches to be played so brazilian teams have to play during every single international break.

what do you suggest CBF should do to fix the convoluted year schedule retard

pretty obvious solution

elaborate

end that pointless pre-season at the start of the year

eu sabia
vai tomar no cu doente

>campeonato paulista: 12 match group stage, 6 more knockoff matches
>copa do brasil for libertadores teams and série b and c winners: 8 knockoff matches, more if your team is irrelevant
>campeonato brasileiro: 38 matches

I don't know man, there's nothing we can do here right? Right?

When was the last time you saw a black person? For me it was two weeks ago

it's not that, it's the fact that some teams might get purposely harmed because the NT coach or CBF prefer other >>>>>>>>>>>>>clubs

Yesterday, my best friend is Dominican if you count Dominicans as black.

yesterday, I think, when I went to pay the gas bill.

mano
corta a porra do estadual fora
reformula a série d ou faz uma quinta divisão com essa ideia
pega todos os times que ficarem "sem divisão"
e que conseguem se manter como um clube profissional e faz umas divisões regionais
1 pro sul
1 pro centro oeste
2 pro nordeste
2 pro sudeste
2 pro norte
o melhor ou os 2 melhores de cada região disputam umas 4 vagas pra divisão nacional
1 pro sul
a mesma coisa com os piores times, só que aí eles lutam pra não cair
quem cair, vai pra divisão estadual, onde tem os times semi-profissionais buscando a glória
e parar com essa baboseira de time da libertadores ir pras oitavas direto tbm

yesterday

one of my neighbours is cuban but i don't see him much, i think the last time was like 2 months ago

não sei pq "1 pro sul" apareceu duas vezes
ignora a segunda

ESTADUAIS
>federations try to play the most matches they can so they can cashgrab on unsuspicious fans
>to watch atlético rape patrocinense 16-1 or palmeiras beat novorizontino 12-0

COPA DO BRASIL
>why can't we go back to when libertadores teams didn't play it?

COPA DO NORDESTE
>what the actual fuck

CAMPEONATO BRASILEIRO
>18 teams, wink wink

Run estaduais in parallel with the regular competitions, teams will sort out their priorities naturally.

today
he looked based

Still a problem, teams will still have to start playing late january and have their schedule end early december

they can simply follow athletico's example and just send the meme u23 team to play the meme estadual

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she cute!

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volta pro tumblr sua puta

her eyes don't even align with her face

wise choice, hue

>volta pro tumblr sua puta

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> having the best players available comes with some kind of drawback
Colour me surprised.
Why big teams are always the ones that complain the most
> we dont have all our best players available
> we are playing twice a week
> we have to go to osaka to play recopa oruga Banco Comafi
> our 17 yo benchwarmer may get injured
> we cant give ANY kind of advantage against rivals with a fraction our budget
They can afford it

> a 6 km daqui
we can tell

Do it bro

Is it that hard to spread out 38 rounds+national cup over 52 weekends (without counting offseason, mid season and mandatory breaks)?

X

Plus libertadores, plus sulamiranda, plus estaduais, plus copa do nordeste.
So yes, it is.

>Plus libertadores, plus sulamiranda, plus estaduais, plus copa do nordeste.
See

Argentina and Brasil have too many libertadores teams to be honest

>copa do nordeste

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when there was sul-minas, rio-são paulo, copa verde, primeira copa and copa dos campeões it was the same shit so no need to laugh fucko

For me, it's primeira liga

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why in the fuck was that deleted lmao

user probably deleted it

i thought it was a lame joke and regretted it tbqh

>regretting making anonymous posts
y tho

To be fair with him he ended his post with tbqh, so there's a big chance he's the huebro from /LigaMX/ threads so he's basically a tripfag and his reputation precedes him.

i cringed at myself

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But you'll have to live with the shame of making such a terrible post.
I also do too, with large amounts of regret.

Doesn't stop the rest of us

yikes
imagine caring about cringy shit you posted anonymously

i know, but at the one i really felt it was uncalled for
holland seems like a nice place

>Allan vai ser titular contra o Paraguai
Bye bye Brazil, bye bye Tite.

>holland seems like a nice place
Not with such a landwhale occupying half of the inhabitable space, jesus

allan - casemiro com coutinho na frente?

a palavra e autismo

o allan brado? kkkkjjjjj

Casemiro suspenso

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

pode crer
porém melhor que pequeno fernando

>O torcedor carioca, que mora perto do hotel da Argentina, gritou o nome de alguns jogadores que passavam. Mas foi à loucura quando viu o camisa 10, se declarando com um grito de "Messi, eu te amo!". A estrela argentina olhou rapidamente e deu um "tchauzinho" - o suficiente para levar o fã às lágrimas.

Messoja

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anus fedido

I dont get it. Youre suggesting the user puts this over her face when he fucks her?

>dribla aula
>ficar na porta de hotel
>não segura emoção
Nem vem chamar de gay pq eu curto rôla e não sou tão fresco

ashuahshahushaushasuahshua

>filhão
>eu vi o messi me dando tchauzinho

The absolute state of zoomers.

>Daniel, de 20 anos, driblou a aula na faculdade para fazer plantão na porta do hotel argentino, na Barra da Tijuca, na manhã desta terça, para tentar um contato com Messi. De camisa da seleção hermana, se posicionou perto da saída de serviço e contou com a sorte, uma vez que o ônibus que levaria o time para o treino se posicionou com a traseira virada para o hotel - ao contrário do que vinha ocorrendo desde segunda-feira. Isso forçou os atletas a caminharem até mais perto de onde os fãs se concentravam.
>O morador de Vargem Pequena revelou que, para poder estar no hotel pela manhã, precisou faltar à aula - mas em segredo, dizendo que a mãe estava "querendo bater" nele. Entretanto, tentará aparecer quando possível no hotel da seleção argentina para buscar chegar ainda mais perto do ídolo.

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Today. There's this beautiful nigress I believe from Colombia who comes to my bar regularly

what the fug i wanna watch today

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There's Panama vs USA in roughly 2.5 bongs, that's pretty much the only worthwhile match today

>watching Copa Oro
This is what it has come to, sad!

>tfw haven't been on Yea Forums in years
my gf is a paraWHY, can I chill with you guys?

pics of gf?

gold cup is /comfy/

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looking grim

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I cant even begin to fathom the level of these African Cup matches. Madagascar x Burundi, Jesus fucking Christ. Imagine the smell.

sure, just post pics of gf

no. tembo

Btw, Copa Ecuador resumes next week. Here are the Ro16 matches:
>Liga (Q) vs Alianza
>Aucas vs Guayaquil City
>Tecnico U. vs Macara (Ambato derby)
>Emelec vs America (Q)
>Santa Rita vs Barcelona
>El Nacional vs Orense
>Dep. Cuenca vs Indpte. Juniors
>Mushuc Runa vs Delfin

perro muerde

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rude

> two legged
Waiting an extra week for this desu

>America (Q)
thought they were ded

Guys some chubby white girl wants to fuck me, should I?

I only know three of those teams. Is memecuador footy worth getting into?

Nigger you know you can't just ask such a question without providing pics

> he doesn't rate african futebol
Shame on you user, they are prime /copalib/, friends in spirit
youtube.com/watch?v=FiaR9pewSSc

I miss Série B

Based as fuck

I miss them :'(

Gotchu bro

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*gunshots*

What's wrong with her face

Yeah that's a tad past "chubby" bro, but maybe go for it, they usually give a nice succ

She looks like a good fuck honestly

Make up
Chubby girls always have good succ
Good, I'm going to start talking to her.

Come and watch USA get bullied

Colombianbros when is Liga Águila back?

No thanks.

July 14.

*ahem*
FUCK Ferroviário
and FUCK Fortelezenses

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>I only know three of those teams
isn't that the norm for all sudaca leagues besides argentina,brasil and colombia?

July 14th and Millos are finally back to disappoint me.

I think I know more Chile teams than Colombians

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t. Cabeça de rola

No

they did it
youtube.com/watch?v=V7y1lVvqYQU

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they won the 2nd division?

it seems

:DD

Yes
> Liga Argentina de Basquet
You can't call american sports leagues by "segunda", "b", etc.

> that blue haired captain
Cringe or based?

he used to have it pink iirc
anyway he was picked the motm

Probably
>Barcelona, Emelec, Liga
>Universitario, Alianza Lima, Cristal
>Colo-Colo, U de Chile, U Catolica
>Peñarol, Nacional, Defensor
>Olimpia, Cerro, Libertad
>Bolivar, Saikyou, Jorge
Although you could argue that you only need to know two from Uruguay and Paraguay, and you could also add Nacional into >our list.

Based then

Libertad having great post-2000 performances certainly helped, otherwise they wouldn't be that different from uruguay.

For me it's blossom

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Why are Brazilian anons so fucking gay? Aren't black people homophobic?

all brazillians ITT look like this

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I am new user, what does ITT mean?

inside the trannies

to be fair, i think most hues here look normal because this is a football thread, and generally people who look like pic related aren't the ones who are more interested in footy
but then i remember all the animeposting
so what you say is probably correct

in those titties

>11°C
>put all my winter clothes to wash yesterday
>only one blanket
>no gf to cuddle and keep me warm
i'm such a dumb cunt

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>11°C
>winter clothes

you need to eat more beef

>11C
>winter clothes
nigger

>wake up
>was dreaming of my ex from 3 years ago
>still remember her
>still miss her
>still love her
>look to my left
>gf fast asleep
>wonder if I'll ever be able to love her the same way I did my ex
Why god, why? She was the one

wew, too much drama m8.

>11c
>winter clothes
God I wish that was the norm in the winter here.

Are you me?
>broke up with Bolivian gf 3 years ago
>have a gf today, shes a qt negrita
>having the same feeling about her

don't toy her faggot, cut the crap and fuck hookers like a man

I feel worse for your current gf to be honest

Shit happens man, and 3 years is not much. It's been 10 for me now since the last time I saw her

Vai tomar no cu, Ciro Gomes.

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I'm a saláfrario imbecil de merda.
He's as much of a hate-filled gasbag as Bolsonaro, but has nowhere near the same bad rep as him. Wonder why?

Football thread, we all look normal. If this were on Yea Forums then I would be pic related.

>this guy is 40 years old now

UMA VEZ TOSHIBA
SEMP TOSHIBA

>wake up
>more stuff about cruzeiro fucking up

cute monkey

hell it must be more than a month ago
>mfw don't leave the house since forever

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>jeans at home
def not a huebro

Perro comfy

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Imagine the smell

não pode dizer a palavra N

Nabisco?

I thought we were all niggers here

Incels leave, aqui e negros

Nvasco

Náutico

>freshly squeezed OJ
Pulp on or not?

Not in the juice

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If it fits, you must acquit.

Negresco

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>footy finally coming back today

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>the game got cancelled

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>brasileirão comes back in two weeks

El bumperino

coitada da Nicaragua

Children and madmen never lie

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O GACHINA

For me it's aipim frito

For me, it's bolo de macaxeira

Today is literally, unironically, the "day of the boludo" over here.

youtube.com/watch?v=sTF9F_Y3N5A

claro que pode
neoliberal

>Lula still NOT libre

wtf bros?

diariouno.com.ar/viralesinsolitas/argentina-dia-nacional-boludo-06272019_rk-SJVGgB
>En 2009 la iniciativa nació de una agencia digital para destacar los buenos valores de las personas que quieren hacer las cosas bien sin sacar ventajas.
imagine trying to live correctly without malandragem

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wait why did chile lose
i thought they were suppose to be good

against uruguay?
yeah

Someone finally hit back at Ruggeri for his shit talk. It just had to be Carlos Menotti. The story:

>on Fox sports, Ruggeri went on a Ruggeri Rant pointed against Menotti, director of national teams at AFA

>Ruggeri's rant: one day, I'd like you to be here, Menotti. You're lazy, you don't go, you manage from a bar. I don't manage myself from a bar...I'd like to chat. Within what I can...I'm not going to attack you. You always shit yourself when it came to bringing me face to face. Explain to me why you're not here in Brazil.

I'm sorry, this is going to take a while, he had a LOT to say.

>You have two minutes and you throw things from there, that you don't understand how the team was set up and the tactic? Why don't you ask him here? Stop blabbering and lying, I know there's a little group of people that throw themselves at your feet. I'm not interested in anything, stop, Menotti, stop lying and help us, that's why you took charge...you think I'm a dumbass? And now you say you'll get a grip after the cup and we're killing ourselves here...come on, stop fucking around. Scaloni's here, he supposrts these guys for once. Come on, stop fucking around, please.

neymar no vasco

felicidades

youtube.com/watch?v=aVuzvE9NP_U

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kek

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What's going to be the scoreline for the CA match today? For me its Paraguay 1 - Brazil 4

Will the match be worth staying up for?

0-0 and we win on pens

Ruggeri continued:
>more about the journalists who "bent the knee" for Menotti for 8 years...I don't know what he's talking about there.
>You're wonderful (sarcastic), it's incredible what you do, the things you do and say. Now you'll see, you tired me. I want to be with you, I'll go wherever you want. You entered as the director of national teams, not at the manager. I was with my friend Burruchaga and you didn't show your face. You entered in his place, but they made you the director of national teams. God, you're a genius. You're geniuses. Readers of books. I didn't read a lot of books, but I say things as they are to the face. This is how it is. It's bad, it's bad. You never make a mistake, you're a genius, I congratulate you, m8, a master.
>At least you should be in Brazil standing there. Because they're starting, are these players useful? Come on, stop fucking around, quit and do us the favor. If you don't feel like even going to Ezeiza...you don't go to Ezeiza. I don't ask you to come to Brazil. Stop fucking around, by God, what liars you are (plural). You (plural again) love the national team, how are you going to love the national team...it's talk, talk talk, you're there because you get benefits from this school of trainers you set up. Good thing they didn't invite me, else, I'd be there behind you as well.
>I want to work for the national team. I don't care. I want you to know, to see if we can improve all of this. Next to Menotti, I don't care, if I don't do well, I don't care. I know I will do well.
>Anyways, I don't doubt that Menotti will quit after the cup. Let's be serious. A national team is coming to the Copa America, I already told you, he has to be there...I got tired. With all due respect, he has to go. And if he's sick, he had to be here as soon as he recovered.

i don't think so, paraguay will probably park the bus the whole game just like venezuela did against >us

Brasil 2 - 0 Paraguay
based Jesus de Nazareth will score twice somehow and Cocoutinho will get murdered

Carlos Menotti firing back via TyC Sports:

>I'm not interested in Ruggeri, he was eating bbqs for 10 years in the farm. Ruggeri is a journalist, he doesn't have any weight that isn't that.
>the best thing Ruggeri did was that he ruined his daughter's life in the Bailando (a reality show here, think Dancing with the Stars but with fake celeb dramu on top of it, I guess Ruggeri sent his daughter to get embarrassed for the money)
>Sometimes, every now and then, it's good to grab a book. You have to read a lil book.

short and sweet

no lol
it's gonna be the usual semen slurping with one goal for each side and ends with the penalty lottery

Yep
Ruggeri's full chimpout is here
youtube.com/watch?v=mjPy3fogqIo

Nobody can rekt Menotti more than Borges did

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Who are these people and why are they fighting?

Ruggeri is a meme defender we had on our national team. He's a "journalist" now, who's known here for being funny, and rather grumpy. He's ranting against Carlos Menotti, the director of football for AFA

The reason they're fighting is because Menotti isn't in Brazil right now. He was sick for a bit, but once he got healthy, he still didn't want to go.

richarlison has caxumba

Nice, one less shit player to worry about. Maybe we have a chance to beat Paraguay this time

to be fair, I wouldn't want to go to brazil either

>Ruggeri is a meme defender
zoomer: the post

isn't this the third copa america in a row with brasil playing paraguay in qf? i know we are just 10 countries, but this is still odd for quarterfinals

nein
2016 didn't have it because Brazil got eliminated in the group stage

>the puppet says the final of copa america 2020 will be here in congolombia.
>instead of fighting for the full copa america, he seems satisfied with this.

Ni para eso sirve ese miserable.

> BRA-PAR
sounds like the verb of brap

Thought it was 2015 + 2016.

*parks the bus*

Him luck, him now can't have children and not golddigger try fuck him.

TITE DEMITIDO AMANHÃ

you right

Hi, Joel Santana.

SOMEONE POST THE PARAGUAYAN QTIE THAY JUST APPEARED, THE ONE WITH GLASSES

...

Thanks bro, youre the best.

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Gatito>Alison

based jesus meteu um "PUTO" na tv aberta kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

How do I get a gf like this?

1. Go to Brasil
2. Kill yourself
3. Respawn

who /futbolcenter/ here?

There no have tons of this grill phenotype in Mexico?

just be yourself hermano

lembrete que na copa o tite mandou o gab jesus voltar pra marcar pq a frutinha do neymar não gosta de defender
pode notar que sem o neymar o gab jesus defende muito menos

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rude and uncalled for

Are brazilian anons celebrating tonight?

B

lol no
just telling people who thought we would lose to go take one up the ass

new:

you right

>3 posts before the bump limit
you know we'll use a new thread made by a legit sudaca, right?

Sup

...

Don't be mean, refugees are welcome here.

tbqh, i'm used to a sudaca does the thread.

i miss the guatemala threads

those threads were crazy, that guatemala guy was based

AQUI É BRASIL PORRA

Só to postando aqui porque ela é bonita

GATA PRA CARALHO

DEUSA

DEUS

510