/trans/ - Scraping the bottom of the barrel edition

>Fascinating reports from Italy suggest Gigi Buffon has an admirer in Marcelo Bielsa and could conceivably be on his way to Leeds once his contract with Paris Saint-Germain expires at the end of the week. As implausible and unlikely a move as it might seem, the Italian legend has “previous” played in Italy’s second tier, having been one of a few big name stars to stay with Juventus when they were demoted in 2006 as punishment for assorted shenanigans. When asked why he’d chosen to stay, the goalkeeper said it was an easy decision “because I’ve never won Serie B”. As luck would have it, he’s never won the Championship either.

Cursed with the kind of itchy feet a liberal sprinkling of athlete’s foot powder just can’t cure, Christian Eriksen is headed for the White Hart Lane exit door and has been tipped to sign for Real Madrid. In an interesting twist to the story, the Sun say Tottenham have asked for Marco Asensio in exchange. Whether or not Zinedine Zidane would sanction such a move for a 23-year-old who has yet to maximise his enormous potential remains to be seen, as Real’s manager has previously insisted the winger has a big future at the Bernabéu. “I have spoken to him and told him that he will be fundamental to the team and I want him here with us,” Zidane said towards the end of last season, when asked to comment on apparent interest from Liverpool in his player.

>In a bid to prove the Hollywood maxim that “nobody knows anything”, the Mirror, by contrast, claim Eriksen’s mooted move to the Spanish capital has actually fallen through and maintain that the Dane will head to Manchester United or Juventus instead. Tottenham are also reported to have bid £17m for Fenerbahce’s Macedonian midfielder Eljif Elmas and are prepared to throw Dutch striker Vincent Janssen in to any deal as a sweetener.

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First for anime

Having upset Celtic fans by abandoning their club in the middle of last season, Brendan Rodgers hopes to further irritate them by signing midfielder Callum McGregor for Leicester City. According to the Daily Record, Celtic chief executive Peter Lawwell has told his former employee that the 26-year-old is not for sale. Celtic are open to offers for full-back Kieran Tierney, however, but have turned their noses up at an opening bid of £15m from Arsenal.

>Diminutive Uruguayan midfielder Lucas Torreira could be leaving the Emirates after just one season, with Arsenal reported to be in talks with Milan over a £34m move that would involve an initial £7.13m two-year loan deal. Arsenal boss Unai Emery is also hopeful his Emirates overlords will release enough funds to allow him to bid for Crystal Palace winger Wilfried Zaha. In other news pertaining to Arsenal, Inter winger Ivan Perisic is reported to be angling for a move to the Emirates. The Croatian is unwanted at Inter, unlike Manchester United striker Romelu Lukaku and Lille’s in-demand winger Nicolas Pépé.

Genk winger Leandro Trossard is in talks with Brighton, with reports from Belgium suggesting the 24-year-old will join Graham Potter’s Seagull revolution for the thick end of £18m. Meanwhile at Southampton, Dutch midfielder Jordy Clasie is in desperate need of a new home and could be sold to AZ Alkmaar. Premier League newcomers Sheffield United are courting Huddersfield captain Jonathan Hogg, while Burnley central defender Ben Gibson has been told he is surplus to requirements at Turf Moor and should find himself a new club. Aston Villa and Sheffield United are both interested in a player who would cost them around £15m.

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First for all Liverpool fans should be murdered by Sun employees and nobody should write any news story about it

lad, fuck off with the guardian rumour mill shit

Have six.

>24 June
>English Football League
Sammy Ameobi [Bolton - Nottingham Forest] Free
Ousseynou Cisse [MK Dons - Gillingham] Free
James Hardy [AFC Fylde - Walsall] Free
Rob Hunt [Oldham - Swindon] Free
George Ray [Crewe - Tranmere] Free
Reuben Reid [Forest Green - Cheltenham] Free
Aidan Stone [Unattached - Mansfield] Free
Nathan Trott [West Ham - Wimbledon] Loan
Byron Webster [Scunthorpe - Carlisle] Free

>International
Ruben Lameiras [Plymouth - FC Famalicao] Free
Apostolos Vellios [Nottingham Forest - Atromitos] Undisclosed

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How do zoomers live football? Are you fan of a player? Are you fan of a club in a big league or in your country? I don't want boomers explaining it to me. I want to hear zoomers.

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Your Loicence fee musn't have come through yet since the LAZY BBC didn't update their gossip yet

Sort yourself out

>rating tierney
Why is it always the micks hyping him up?

Based

He plays for an Irish team lad.

England U21 if anyone gives a single fuck

been a long time since i bought a newspaper, but when i did, it was most certainly the guardian (it was reduced to 20p at the campus convenience shop)

Who is starting?

Pic related.

Reiss Nelson's scored a penalty.

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they're out so meh
its background noise at the moment

>Boothroyd needed to win Romania game
>Drops Foden, Nelson and Abraham
>gets thrashed 4-2
L m a o.

neither have the guardian seeing as those are monday's rumours you thick cunt

WOW

WHO COULD HAVE POSSIBLY PREDICTED THAT THIS WOULD BE A TV GAME

I AM ABSOLUTELY STUNNED

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>Oxford United are targeting a swoop for former Rangers and Hearts defender Danny Wilson, as reported by the Sunday Mail via Football Scotland.
Any good lads? >We are raiding Scotland it seems.

>Former Sunderland and Liverpool flop Jerome Sinclair set to join League One rivals Oxford
No thanks. Please, no.

> U’s boss Karl Robinson is in touch with Everton’s Luke Garbutt and Watford’s Jerome Sinclair about the possibility of their return for the 2019/20 campaign.
Garbutt is good, hope we keep him.

>Buffon rumoured to go to a Portuguese team that goes to the Champions League on a regular basis and passes its groups almost always
>small reference on /trans/, everybody ignores it
>Buffon rumoured to go to a Championship team
>edition and OP image just for it
Plus nobody caring about the 5th biggest transfer in History... this is bias against Portugal

Even fucking Famalicão...

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Yet one batch has been used as an OP, and another one hasn't before this one

1-1 eng cro
good goal by cro

That badge is really really bad.

He's OK, he just isn't £25m OK. Arsenal should offer £15m + Jenkinson.

Pray for this every night

Who cares. England are already out. They're shit. The only players who are relevant in it are Foden, Nelson, Maddison and maybe Abraham, Mount and Wan-Bissaka. Woodman used to be a great GK, dunno what the fuck happened.

they replaced it

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The old pre-Class of '92 badge was no better really.

Do feel for those who supported the club before they got turned into a media joke. Same with Forest Green Rovers becoming an ecowarrior's joke.

>Dale "I want to build a stadium made out of wood" Vince

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Him going to some 2nd rate *nglo team gets more clicks though, don't take it personally. I have watched your league a couple of times past season

SMS to PSG for 75 millions, very based and much redpilled.

>I want to build a stadium made out of wood
whats wrong with that?

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this is a dumb question but i'm looking for british people to answer it: i was told to cook fried tomatos with salt, pepper and brown sugar but i don't know if the brown sugar is part of a normal full english or just that one guys preference? is it usually just salt and pepper?

tomatoes are an abomination and shouldn't be anywhere near a fry up

your friend is a tart. brown sugar should not be used for breakfast at all

Unbased and cringepilled.

lel

Thankfully the idea was rejected.

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>and brown sugar
not had that before although tomatoes are the worst part of a fry up

Pleb. The tomato juice adds to the fried bread

He’s shit tho

you might be right but i figure i'll cook one the "traditional" way and see if i like it
got it
yeah i figured i should check cos as soon as i heard that i was thinking that would just make it taste like ketchup instead of a tomato

is it your bf?

GOAT signing. PSG will definitely be #1 favorite for CL title after this. SMS is the best midfielder in the world at the moment.

>20 Celcius at 9pm

Have ManU sold anyone yet?

>PSG will definitely be #1 favorite for Uber eats title after this
fixed

t. Vanja Milinković-Savić

those rumours of Darmian to somewhere in Italy are reaching their 3rd anniversary. Bound to happen r-right?

Spurs fans expect

>Lo Celso
>Ndombele

They get

>Elmas
>Ceballos

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He wasn't a bad player, just wasted on the bench.
At least Valencia is gone, they need rid of Young as well.

by "told" i really meant "told by some youtube cooking video"
and the guy was australian and not british so as soon as he mentioned brown sugar i figured something was off

>Elmas
>Ceballos
are they free and willing to play for 5k/week?

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>>Lo Celso
>>Ndombele
never seen them play
>>Elmas
>>Ceballos
never heard of them

are you making fun of spurs because they spend less than your club and they still get better results?

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what happened to the Ribery Sheffield rumours?

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This. Tomatoes are fantastic as an ingredient but anybody who eats just fucking fresh picked raw tomatoes is a nonce. Tastes like dishwater and has a texture similar to an aborted fetus.

Ceballos is a good player though

Traditionally? No. But people put sugar on tomatoes if they're not ripe/out of season and are sour as arse. Tomatoes are meant to break up the grease. It sounds like the guy doesn't like tart tomatoes. Salt and pepper is usual, tho. Full English is also one of those meme arguments where people say it isn't a Full English if it is missing X.

What has Spurs won recently? Lets look at them since the PL began, shall we? Here we go!

>Club: Tottenham Hotspur
>Total Spend: £1,160,000,000
>Net Spend: -£342,120,000
>Wage Bill: 6th Highest
>Trophies: x2 League Cups

Lets look at Chelsea since PL began, fairs fair, right?

>Club: Chelsea
>Total Spending: £2,130,000,000
>Net Spend: -£1,092,250,000
>Wage Bill: 4th Highest
>Trophies: x4 Premier League Titles, x1 Champions League/European Cup, x2 Europa League Cup, x7 FA Cups, x4 League Cups, x1 Super Cup, x3 Community Shields

Where is this 'better results' thing?

when was the last time chelsea made the champions league final?

>when you ask who youre signing and misheard the conversation thinking he said 'lo Celso' but actually said 'lo siento'

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>Better results

Neck yourself dweeb, Chelsea finished higher than Tottenham this year and won a cup this year, oh we also have have won a Champions League final, not just gotten a participation award.

Oh and have won the league twice in the past five years.

Tell me Tottenham gets better results again nerd.

When was the last time Spurs won, well, anything?

2012, actually won it too faggot.

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>18/19 Season
>Chelsea: 3rd, Europa League Trophy
>Spurs: 4th
Or are you one of those 'Champions League Final Trophy' and 'Finished Above Arsenal Trophy' nonces?

1. argentines don't say "lo siento", that's mexicans and spaniards
2. "celso" is pronounced "chelso", not close to "siento"

bad meme

How the fuck do juventus expect to be able to pay de ligt's wages? Where do they get all the money? Serie A is still shit and they've been shit in the CL

sincespurslastwonatrophy.co.uk/

how do you guys say sorry?

you get more money for reaching the cl final than by winning the europa league, and finishing 3rd and 4th in the league is literally, in the literal way, the same

Otamendi

11 years ago. It's the first time since the 40s that they've gone a decade without winning anything.

FIAT money la

Thanks Reverse-Indonesia. 11 Years. Oof. That's also the Lelague Cup. Even Arsenal has won a better trophy in the last 5 years l m a o. 2 actually. Have to make it 6 years to make it 3.

>mentions better results
>is btfo
>now mentions more money
Which is it, Argie-Bargie? Results or money? The fact is, Arsenal, Liverpool, Chelsea, United, Leicester and City have all won relevant trophies in the last 5 years. Spurs have won sweet fuck all.

you suffered him at porto, didn't you?

why do they want to sack sarri but every club wants poch? spurs had a better season with a way cheaper roster than chelsea

I agree, just having some banter

How should I say...?

I was surprised when it turned out that he became decent for City and Mangala became the flop

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Everyone wants Poch because he will just grin and bear it when the owners dont wanna spend

Sarri was bought out by whatever club that bought him out. I dunno, I'm not part of Chelsea. Perhaps it's because Chelsea actually wins stuff and is relevant that winning only one trophy a season isn't good enough? Spurs won zero trophies last season. Zero. Even Arsenal with their shit team managed a final like Spurs.

Porto Mangala was an absolute man mountain

Sarri wasn't even the manager Chelsea wanted last season it was Tuchel.

Sarri is leaving because he's a homesick babby, who is very difficult to work with behind the scenes so Chelsea are fine cutting their loses and not having to pay him compensation.

Desu Spurs have the second best team in Europe.

>all this stevie management shilling when Klopp leaves
I'd rather not, lads.

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Shoo, LRL. Shoo!

>Desu Spurs have the second best team in Europe.

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Stating facts m8

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>Ole has prioritised the signing of a RB, CM and Winger instead of a CB. He will be giving Jones and Bailly another chance

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Undisputable

Bad, LRL! Bad! No more anime for you!

Lel, useless fuckers can't even land Harry Maguire.

Based Ole bringing them down from the inside.

Don't forget Agent Sanchez. Costed them like £30m already.

Are they insisting with Lukaku as striker?

Solskjaer won't make it to Christmas

No they're trying to flog him to Inter
Can't buy a replacement until that deal's done in case it collapses

Tuanzebe is first team quality

Pls gib

Man, remember when he had those weeks of good results and the football world was in love wit him?

I'm all for having a good laugh though.

He just dropped all the lazy cunts, got results, and then slowly reintroduced them so it all fell apart.
If he sticks to his guns they'll win matches again but I doubt he will. If Lukaku sticks around then it's over for him.

>people think Ole won't make it past Christmas
HOWLING. He'd need to literally lose or draw all his games for that to happen. Which won't.

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Did you see them against Cardiff?

Why do some women want to hide their frecles with makeup? are they retarded?

Did you blahblahblahblah. That was last year. This is this year. United won't fuck up that badly. Will Ole probably be fired? Sure. But it'll be after Christmas.

>James-Rash-Lindgard frontline
Possibly the worst team in the top six tbqh

>Possibly
Arsenal are giving them a good run for it I guess.

Anyone got the pic of Harry Kane on the phone?

Can't believe the owner refuses to spend anything, surely CL football money makes up for it?
If they reinforced they could be great, they already have a great attack.

>Bruno Fernandes @ 1/9 with bookies to join Liverpool
just give us the 7th decima now desu

Auba was Golden Boot winner. If Arsenal could replace Iwobi (who wasn't that bad) they could be dangerous. But their main issue is defence. Fix that and Arsenal aren't title winners but could knock points off others. United have a worse attack than Arsenal. They just have a better defence.

this is all lies for man utd to buy him.
he is shit. only United are retarded enough to STILL fall for portu league players
sick of getting memed ever since Bebe

Arsenal have been failing to fix their defence for a decade now.

Canada out of the World Cup. Sweden through. Shame England will be facing France or USA.

>he is shit
Bad post, he will make Liverpool greater again.

If they get past Norway, that is.

>openly admitting you dont watch football
well done.

>potentially a England v Germany final
will The Sun break out the WWII stuff for the ladies?

yes

Yes but England won't get past France/USA. They might not even against Norway.

Alright negative nancy

Nah, Bruno is unironically good, and he is just what Liverpool needs

He wouldn't be a starter in City and United is a disgrace, Liverpool is the perfect team for him and they need a player like him

England nearly came unstuck against Cameroon.

Hoping for a Netherlands - England final desu

They got the shit kicked out of them for 90 minutes and won 3-0. Would have been more if the red cards and penalties were given

Won 3-0 and they should have have had two red cards mate

If we play USA in the semi-final then we've qualified for the olympics

Yeah but Cameroon were the weakest team in the competition and they scored on England once and was (rightfully) called offside. So, USA, who are like No.1 or something, will twat us.

We send a women's team but not a mens?

Is Kovacic staying at Chelsea?

I hope so, really nice player, great dribbling, drives the ball upfield constantly, great defensively.

Won't happen as said. Scotland has a paddie about it. Something about muh FA independence.

Yes, the women managed to agree to it but the men didn't

>England nearly came unstuck against Cameroon
>no
>Yeah it wasn't even close, the USA will win though
ok

Really? How the fuck do they manage to do it? Why can't, once every four years, that UK has a team in the football. It'll give them more experience. Scotland really fucks everything up.

But they did. England relied on VAR for the 2nd goal and relied on VAR to deny Cameroon's goal. I don't think you saw the defensive frailties that England has. Not just one game, but multiple games. USA/France will punish that laxness with goals.

>England conceded yet another late goal as they finished their disappointing European Under-21 Championship campaign with a 3-3 draw against Croatia.
I hope Boothroyd is fired.

They didn't rely on VAR, the goal was rightfully chalked off. You don't get to throw the ball over the goal line and then say 'oh we almost had you'. It's a goal or it isn't.

>tfw this team will more or less represent us one day
JUST

>relied on VAR for the 2nd goal and relied on VAR to deny Cameroon's goal
That's nothing to do with England, that's all on the refs not doing their job right

My point is that England have defensive frailties and conceded to the worst ranked side in the tournament. This proves they're not great defenders.

the real issue is that the modern scotchman would be considered brain damaged by civilised standards in all but the most lead-poisoned countries. if scotland didn't have the good fortune to be attached to england it would be globally regarded as third world. your scotchman lacks the intelligence of the vast majority of farm animals and is incapable of comprehending even the most rudimentary tactic or strategy. 'being scotch' is acceptable special olympics qualification criteria and has been since the competition's inception. mix in a complete disregard for health, nutrition, and personal well-being (not to mention personal hygiene) and you're left with a nation of morbidly-obese brain-dead wooden-toothed irn-bru-swilling heroin-addicted deep-fried-everything-munching dead-by-60 troglodytes completely unequipped for the rigours of sporting endeavour or modern society

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No idea. Other sports also use the same method but I guess Scotland don't want to to rely on England to try and qualify for a major tournament, they are more than capable of fucking things up themselves

Italy vs China
Netherlands vs Japan

Tomorrow. I say China and Netherlands get through.

>Europe vs Asia
should be fun

Scotland said, during 2012, that it was due to the threat of their FA independence being destroyed or some shit. They thus allowed it to happen due to us hosting but refused to contribute players, so it was England + Wales and whatever Northern Irish guy who decided to play for us.

b-but chelsea were supposed to implode and finish 10th!!!

View image attached

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There wasn't a Norn Iron player in it: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Britain_Olympic_football_team#London_2012_squad

>it was due to the threat of their FA independence being destroyed
absolute bollocks. British FAs are powerful enough to prevent their own destruction

Based thank you

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literally lost at home to Wet Spam in their new stadium

Issa fucking Diop nearly scored from a solo strike

>The SFA's opposition to the plans were rooted primarily in the fear that the Home Nations would be forced to field a combined team in all competitions

No I meant they were talking bollocks not you m8

stick Will Griggs up there and we'll get gold

One Bruno Miguel Borges Fernandes please

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>home nations can all play rugby together
>Republic of Ireland dont even mind joining in
why are they so much more chill than FAs?

He'll unironically be good for you. You need a high iq organizer in your midfield

Oh, sorry my dude.

Part of it was due to Alex Salmond wanting Scottish Independence and how this would ruin it or some shit.

Rugby in Ireland is run by West Brits. Rugby in Scotland is run by orangemen. Welsh people are just pseudo-English anyway so are happy to suck England’s cock

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Korra is anime

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Awful art. At least post Owler.

>Arsenal will need to spend half of their summer transfer budget to bring in Celtic's Scotland left-back Kieran Tierney, 22, with the player valued by the Scottish champions at £25m. (Telegraph)

The future of Croatia midfielder Mateo Kovacic, 25, at Chelsea is uncertain, with his loan deal at the club running out on 1 July. The Stamford Bridge outfit are yet to offer him an extension. (Goal)

>Paris Saint-Germain offered Manchester United the possibility of swapping Brazilian forward Neymar, 27, for French midfielder Paul Pogba, 26. (Independent)

Manchester United will reignite their interest in Borussia Dortmund's England forward Jadon Sancho, 19, if they sell Pogba. (Sun)

>Tottenham are monitoring £15m-rated Denmark youth international Andreas Skov Olsen, 19, who plays for FC Nordsjælland. (Mirror)

Real Madrid will not consider offers less than £47.7m (50m Euros) for Spain central midfielder Dani Ceballos, 22, who is a target for Tottenham. (AS- in Spanish)

>Arsenal are fighting off interest from AC Milan for midfielder Lucas Torreira, 23, who is interested in a move to the San Siro. (Mirror)

Paris St-Germain and Brazil forward Neymar, 27, will not be allowed to return to his former club Barcelona until he apologises to the fans and accepts a cut in his wages. (El Mundo - in Spanish)

>Arsenal are still interested in Dalian Yifang's Yannick Carrasco, despite not yet putting in a bid for the 25-year-old Belgium winger. (Football.London)

Gunners target Dominik Szoboszlai, 18, is keen for a move away from current club Red Bull Salzburg, with Barcelona and Borussia Dortmund also interested in the Hungary midfielder. (Football.London)

>Paris St-Germain are ready to hijack 19-year-old Matthijs de Ligt's imminent transfer from Ajax to Juventus, with the Netherlands defender also a long-time Manchester United target. (Mirror)

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New Juventus boss Maurizio Sarri has identified Tottenham right-back Kieran Trippier, 28, as the player he wants to make his first signing but faces tough competition from Napoli who have already made contact. (Mirror)

>Manchester United defender Axel Tuanzebe, 21, who spent last season on loan at Aston Villa, wants assurances on his future at Old Trafford. (Sun)

Newcastle striker Salomon Rondon, 29, who spent last season on loan at the club, could still stay at St James' Park despite the departure of manager Rafael Benitez. (Star)

>Aston Villa want to bring highly rated Luton full-back James Justin, 22, to Villa Park, with fellow Premier League club Leicester City also interested. (Birmingham Chronicle)

Former Liverpool and England midfielder Steven Gerrard, 39, who is now head coach at Rangers, has dismissed reports he is set to leave to become Derby manager. (Daily Mail)

>Colombia and Real Madrid forward James Rodriguez, 27, who has spent two seasons on-loan at Bayern Munich, is unsure if he will be at the Bernabeu next season. (Marca)

>tfw running out of good sfw Mordred images

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>Paris St-Germain and Brazil forward Neymar, 27, will not be allowed to return to his former club Barcelona until he apologises to the fans and accepts a cut in his wages
Welcome to Manchester

>half of their summer transfer budget on a Scottish left-back

He won’t pass their medical

*passes the medical to the nigga on my left*

One Promes, please.

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a guy with a broken back did, I'm sure he will

Then you shouldn't be buying them from the out of date basket at your corner store.
Try buying some, like, fresh tomatoes.

isn't it meant to be those tinned, peeled tomatoes you have in a fryup?

for me, it's Bubble and Squeak

Arsenal don't even need a left-back. They need a non-shit CB in case Holding gets injured. They need a CM to replace Ramsey. Ziyech is their level, but noooo.

for me its pasta puttanesca

>isn't it meant to be those tinned, peeled tomatoes you have in a fryup?

Those are plum tomatoes. Those are not for breakfast except in the shittest tier cafes

Sell Torreira for £25m + Kessie (valued at £25m). Use £25m to buy Ziyech. Use £40m on whatever.

t. Nigella

Bergwijn next?

Reminder that Quark is the only good part about ds9

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>sell torreira for gibs
>use the remaining budget to buy TÜRK peospects
>arse fortinte TÜRK system enslaves the pl for 37 seasons

why the fuck won’t arsenal or Man U buy a competent center back? are CBs really that in-demand right now?

you'd be surprised how hard it is to get a good one. It's hard for youth to solve that one for you, defence is a skill that's learnt through time, unlike being a pacebabby

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Real Madrid v Chelsea legends game was a 5-4 thriller lads
youtube.com/watch?v=9-d6r_myTdw

Just want to let you guys know Trossard is going to be a smash hit in the premier league. He's fantastic

Arsenal's owner won't pay for one. United are low balling. United have half a dozen CB's. Arsenal are gonna rely on Holding being fit.

All their cbs are horrendous though.

>Homo Albion
Depends on how well Graham Potter does. He's surely going to be better than Hughton, right?

Something about giving them a chance I think Ole is said to have thought/said.

you need andre villas boas again

SMALLING AND JONES HAVE HAD LIKE 10 SEASONS

Only if you have nine first la.

They are huge prospects m8.

>AWB DROPPED

United DNA la

Substitute the tomato with black pudding for patrician results

Hughton did well

who remembers the days where I used to run this general?

The times where we had a team good enough to challenge for Europe spots

Good times

>everyone check out this faggot who drinks dishwater and feasts on aborted foetuses

Tell me EXACTLY how these things compare to tomatoes please

>When asked why he’d chosen to stay, the goalkeeper said it was an easy decision “because I’ve never won Serie B”. As luck would have it, he’s never won the Championship either.
And he never will if he goes and joins those bottlers

it’s going to be another one of them attacking manager does well under the defensive solidity of the manager left before him before it all crumbles to utter shit the season after.

Think Bilic and West Ham
Martinez and Everton

For one season. Brighton were atrocious last season; had that FA Cup run not happened, he would have been gone months ago.

Stop crying that he ran off from the Yanks.

Thats the plan

>190kg decided to put his trip back off
Fuck off nonce. Did your niece cry as you raped her?

Also, why did United reject this swap? Neymar would improve their attack.

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nah don’t get me wrong, Potter should’ve left.

We played very good football under him but were always lightweight in defence even though we had very good center backs.

It’s either going to be hit or miss for Potter at Brighton, good manager tho

palermotoday.it/sport/palermo-niente-iscrizione-campionato.html

>Palermo "forgot" to send the application for Serie B, might get relegated to semi-pro

Brighton's weakness last season was not their defence whatsoever. They were the best out of the bottom 7 in that regard. They couldn't score for shit; only the three relegated teams did worse than them in front of goal.

Can Liverpool just sign someone already please

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refer to:

I thought Palermo went bust a few years ago? Or am I getting them confused with Parma. Damn Italian clubs constantly going bankrupt.

Who remembers when you posted a picture of yourself on here and it spread like wild fire through the internet. You are a literal meme and are fat.

Brighton have better players in defence than Swansea. Potter only conceded two more goals in 8 more games than Hughton did.

Christ, every few months I feel the need to write out a response to you out of the sheer hope that you will have that "penny-dropping" moment and realise that I am not fucking with you... Leave this place and never come back. I despise all trips by nature because you are the scum beneath the scum of this website. But you, you in particular 190, are the absolute worst of them. An overweight ginger who cannae do up his own tie and poses like some sorta downer catwalk model. They should put you on a banner on /soc/... Imagine having such outward hate directed at you because you're so utterly pathetic that you feel the need to look for attention on a culture-pow survivor forum that is built around the idea of being ANONYMOUS. Worse - you even like the attention of being hated! You are a fucken joker mate! And I know that I'm just feeding into your desires with this post right now, but it's worth it. Because I know there's at least a small chance of you going into cardiac arrest over the excitement of seeing a (You) you fat bastard. Anyways, this isn't pasta so I won't ramble on you. But I hope you know that I hate you. And I want you to leave. Another user I know stopped supporting swansea specifically because of you... so you're actually a detriment to the club. They don't have a whole lot of fans to begins with you know! Leave now and never come back.

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Got an interesting piece from Christian Gourcuff who coached a team in Qatar, will probably make a thread with a translation tomorrow at work.
Basically says the whole league is run by the state to create a NT who owns half the teams in it, half the NT are sons of sudanese migrants and the state owns nearly 100% of the technical staff in Doha
sofoot.com/christian-gourcuff-au-qatar-on-jouait-devant-30-personnes-470957.html

not surprising

watch the 2022 world cup be even more rigged than 2002

Any season they stay up is an achievement desu

But to say he "did well" last year? That's just not right. To keep them up the first time round was an achievement. To nearly get relegated the next... no.

honestly, they weren't doing too badly before christmas

Just checked and yeah you're right. The moment the calendar changed, their league form imploded.

Pretty sure Pogba has no interest in going to PSG

Incorrect

He objectively did worse in the league. Lower points and a lower position.

So did Spurs

Based Ajax giving PSV some pocketchange so they can "compete" too next season.
Realisticaly Ajax is closer to the fourth star than PSV to their third.

They also did not "do well" though as many others in this thread have already pointed out

>LFC hoping to complete the signing of 17-year-old centre back Sepp van den Berg from PEC Zwolle. Face competition from Ajax, PSV and Bayern though. He'd be one for the U23s/Academy to start with, if he were to sign

OUR FUCKING YEAR

Reminder after brexit we can't sign under 18s from europe

Better sign them all now.

Can Liverpool actually afford to buy top level players now?
What I mean is do their owners have the funds after last season’s outlay?

Not an ABL I’m a villa fan. It’s just that people don’t talk about them in the same bracket as city united PSG Barca etc

PL probably have enough money to buy every male under 18 in Europe right now. So I guess let’s just do that?

burnley if your reading this sign a player please im a supporter

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t. Plays FM.

Wait until deals are organised.

They probably have about £100m to spend this window.

Must have missed it in between the incessant Poch dick sucking

Burnley works better without signings

So wait 10 years?

shut up you fat fucking retard, literally no one wants you here

ABL. Liverpool can compete with any club on the world financially now. CL win has bagged us £200m + when we win the premier league we will have roughly the same next season. That’s why there is serious rumours about Mbappe. Liverpool will also over take manure in a few seasons on revenue.

Liverpool needs to focus on becoming a world wide brand like Man U did after 1999

the fees? yeah easy, liverpool have shitloads of unspent money, the problem is wages of someone like mbappe not the fee, liverpool probably wont break their wage structure

>Liverpool will also over take manure in a few seasons on revenue.
one of those things ABLs laugh at but if united dont get back in the CL its unironically going to happen in less than 5

Holy mother of god. People actually believe this

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>not knowing club revenues
its public information, and liverpool are signing a new kit deal this season

>liverpool probably wont break their wage structure
They're 2nd highest in the league, I don't think a little bit more matters at this point.

Based Bermuda on course to get their first ever win in the Gold Cup

Great! They’re moving from New Balance! What will it be this time? Joma? Maybe Hummel!

Reminder that spurs will win the league

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Great so post that evidence on here with a 4/5 year forecast and maybe someone will believe you

He means max wages, no new player is getting a wage over 200k.
This rules out your BOSS players.
If it comes down to wages for a big player Liverpool probably won't win.

Wowza

I know you’re meming, but will the deal for Ndombele actually go through?

If you give mbrapper a huge deal you have to give it to 4/5 others too

>if it comes down to wages

When does it not

Van Dyke ;)

>tfw Jonte Smith hasn't played a full game iirc so dunno if he's gonna be starting for >us next season.

Nah don't think so. Aulas vs Levy so it won't happen. I'd rather have someone more defensivly minded than ndombele paired with lo celso since Alli is never dropped

He didn’t go to city because he didn’t think he would get in the team

>Rashford over Son
>Rodri over Sissoko
>Wan Bissaka over Aurier
>Sterling

like this one better?

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nike at 80m a season

Yeah he didnt think he could get past Johnny Pebbles lmao

I want Adidas.

>England Under-21s boss Aidy Boothroyd said his side were not "streetwise" and lacked "steel" as they ended their European Under-21 Championship campaign with a 3-3 draw with Croatia.
Or, you're just a shit manager who dropped your three best attacking players in a must win Romania game and continued to tell your players to push for goals when they were 2-1 up with 10 mins remaining.

>Dybala over Son
>Vertongen over Vertonghen
>Wan Bissaka over KWP
>Donnaruma over Gazzaniga

80m a season. Lol

Neymar for Pogba straight swap, who says no?

NB>Nike tbqhwyulads

Based Ole.
CRASHING THIS TEAM

I see 190kg has buggered off again.

Neymar and PSG

At the time probably not because kompany was club captain and Stones was signed as the future of their defence

>Neymar being fed balls by McTominay

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NB is for small clubs. Nike is ok. Adidas is for big clubs

Lol

Umm akshually sweatie, PSG started it. But /ourguy/ Woody knows that Pogba is going to be the best CM in the world soon

metro.co.uk/2019/06/24/manchester-united-reject-paris-saint-germains-offer-swap-neymar-paul-pogba-10045841/amp/

McTominay is unironically great. And Neymar watched him be great against PSG

Absolutely yes

>soon

He already is

>Miggy Delaney

The number of times Liverpool have won the PL x10 is the percentage chance they sign Mbappe

Not quite, he's good but I think Renato, Arthur, Nainggolain, and Verrati are better still

Who of Firmino, Mane, Salah gets dropped when we sign Mbappe?

People still rate Poorrati?

>10% next year
Based.

Firmino playing just behind Mbap.

Gini

Sorry bro. Didn’t you learn at school that multiplying by 0 always =0

So when Liverpool bottle it again it’ll still be 0

Firmino gets dropped but plays behind mbop?

do ABLs dream of liverpool fc?

Firmemeo gets to play the fabled QT role, like a new signing la

That would be a nightmare. And a dream/nightmare would be the only way to see them winning the prem. know what I mean? Ayyyyyyyyyyy lmao

Yes (fc meaning fútbol club, of course). I fucking hate Urgay

So your midfield would be Fabinho Hendo Firmino? Eeek

What is this, the Liverpool general?

I did it lads

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this is the liverpool/abl subreddit mate
unfortunately liverpool fans want to make everything about liverpool and 10IQ ABLs have decided to oblige them

Based trans lad (lass)

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Feels like it with them constantly spamming about net spend, six times, next year is our year, Mbappe incoming etc

yikes

wtf i hate trans now

Bermuda won their game! I don't think they can go through, can they?

>/trans/ not dead for the first time in 5 years
>Its because the piss boiling Reds are European champs again

Absolutely gargantuan club

>piss boiling
You'd know all about piss, wouldn't you Fitizen?

This is the thing, love them or hate them, everyone has an opinion about the kings of English football.

Reckon it's a bit cheaty to say they've done well for a country with 65k people but then actually draw half your players from London and whatnot. Like if Iceland won matches just by using Norwegians and Danes with muh heritage, no one would be impressed

No, that was their last group match. Still, always good to get a tournament win

/trans/ was good this time last year though.

Happy mothers day frens!

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Just got a bit sick to my stomach, pls delete this

why do I get hard at dudes wanting to be girl. He's so ugly but im still hard. What's wrong with me guys. I like girls and guys who want to be girls. Am i just super high test?

Boyos I've nothing to do tonite and feel like watching a movie. Ang recommendations?

In a century, people will look back on us thinking we are monsters for letting sick people butcher themselves.

It’s because you support Liverpool. Does bad things to your mind

>Am i just super high test?
Yeah that'll be it.

Lock stock

how the fuck did you know

I might be a bit early but I'm having these thoughts now

Well you literally told me with your post

There's no 'best of 3rd' I take it? Aren't they 3rd? I forget. Shame. Still, their first win. Good on them.

Out of 23 players, 20 were born in Bermuda you mong. The other three have no information about their place of birth, but since one plays for a Bermudan team, safe to say Bermuda. So 21 out of 23.

Is there literally anything ABLs wont lie about?

How many times they’ve won the league?

How would you know Fitizen, you weren't here. You were sulking because of Bale. Of course you come out of the woodwork and out of the Arse general to shitpost in here when they win. You fairweather glory hunter plastic. Go back to shagging toilet bowls full of shit for 'bants'.

Not going to read any of these long ass blog posts. Someone just respond to me with all the big transfers. Just clubs and names, don't need to read about any background stories either.

Thanks.

Good banter there

Fuck off.

Lazy cunt.

Not gonna spoonfeed you, cunt. Go read it somewhere else.

I was here as usual laughing at all the pathetic marks creaming themselves about Max Meyer going to fucking Palace lmao

Gf to user

The fucking irony of this post. But I guess sub 80IQ's won't understand it. Quick, I think somebody is taking your land! Better beg for mercy from your new massas.

There was a glorious period of time when you were here and it was heaven. Spurswede will be able to confirm the joy we had. Sadly, you and Sosa still exist to ruin everything.

Pogba for Neymar straight up
Eriksen, Pogba, and Mbappe to Real
Ceballos to Milan
Your mum to my dick

Last year had some glorious moments. The rimming discussion was the most fun Id had on Yea Forums for years. Not even a top 20 cb. Pes cups and more.

FUCK MIKE ASHLEY

Bit gay

You're alright in my book.

sign sam fakin players already or else

top 10 finish incoming

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In summary:

>thread begins with some shit talking from the brits
>blah blah blah Leeds this blah blahh never gonna what
>wa awaa who cares about Engurand U21
>A FUCKING LEAF starts asking some pretty forward questions about the particulars of an English Breakfast
>starts asking whether or not he should put sugar on his tomatoes (lmao I know...)
>suddenly all britbongs bind together
>then Ameritards enter the thread
>start talking nonsensical nonsense about Spurs and whatever other franchise "club" those fuckers follow
>an Argentiney-weenie comes out of the woodwork and starts proclaiming all this bull shit about Spurs having a good season
>bunch of Chelshit fans call him out on being Poch and tell him that he's shit whilst explicitly explaining why
>Poch spergs out starts saying he made all this money by throwing a CL final by playing an injured Arry Kayyyne
>blah blah blah Manure bashing about Ole not signing a CB despite most likely having De Ligt wrapped up
>blah blah blah britbong drops some more trans news and gets a few pls_responds
>190cm shows up
>gets a mention in my greentext
>still a fat faget
>some shite about a Swedish ladyboy
>and then you
>latest transfer news is my blogpost to your (You)

Liverpool are reportedly up against Napoli for the transfer of Tottenham centre-back Davinson Sanchez this summer.

According to Don Balon, the Reds are one of the main suitors for the Colombia international, who could be a great partner for Virgil van Dijk at Anfield.

However, Napoli are also mentioned as being keen by Don Balon, who add that he could be needed at the Serie A club to replace Kalidou Koulibaly as he’s linked with Manchester City.

Still, Liverpool fans will hope they can get this deal – reported by Don Balon to cost around €60million – done this summer.

Jurgen Klopp lacks a reliable long-term central defensive partner for the world class Van Dijk, with Joe Gomez starting last season well before continuing to struggle with injuries.

>szoboslai
literally who

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Arsenal will need to spend half of their summer transfer budget to bring in Celtic's Scotland defender Kieran Tierney, 22, with the left-back valued at £25m by the Scottish champions. (Telegraph)

>Liverpool left-back Andy Robertson has rubbished suggestions he has advised Scotland team-mate Tierney to join Arsenal. (Express)

Tierney has travelled with Celtic to Austria for pre-season as Arsenal prepare another bid for the left-back. (National - subscription required)

>St Mirren are expected to move for former captain Jim Goodwin, the Alloa boss, as Oran Kearney prepares to leave the manager's role in Paisley. (Sun)

Manager Steven Gerrard says no amount of money will prise him away from Rangers as he remains focused on "finishing the job" at Ibrox amid reports of potential interest from Derby County. (Times - subscription required)

>Gerrard, 39, says he is driven by his desire to end Rangers' trophy drought and is "not money-motivated". (Sun)

Partick Thistle have rejected a £300,000 bid from Norwich City for winger Aidan Fitzpatrick, 18. (Record)

>Hibernian are closer to signing Yeovil Town defender Tom James, 23. (Scotsman)

Former Scotland striker Kenny Miller, 39, wanted his contract at Dundee terminated, says manager James McPake. (Record)

>Rangers boss Steven Gerrard says prospective signing Joe Aribo is "very capable" and "athletic" as the midfielder, 22, nears a move to Ibrox from Charlton. (Herald - subscription required)

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Tom Rogic and prospective signing from Motherwell David Turnbull were not with Celtic as they left for pre-season training in Austria. (Mail)

>Australian Rogic is injured while Turnbull had been sent for a second scan as part of his medical. (Record)

Celtic and Stoke are keen to sign Luton right-back Jack Stacey, 23. (Sun)

>Neil Lennon will make Karamoko Dembele, 16, part of his Celtic first-team squad. (Times - subscription required)

West Brom have criticised Celtic's treatment of Oliver Burke during his loan spell in Glasgow. (Scotsman)

>And the Baggies say Scotland forward Burke will not be returning to Celtic while Neil Lennon is manager. (Express and Star)

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I don’t think Chelsea can sign all these players

W H E R E

are the transfers

It’s weird how clubs like Leipzig managed to find 2 potentially WC CBs amongst a sea of Ngubus yet bigger clubs with a supposedly bigger scouting department can only sign overhyped memes.

>leeds might sign buffon rumour
And leeds fans will lap it up like the delusional cunts they are lmao

16-28 July

Will you be watching?

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Is this legal?

I hope so

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interesting

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you realize most of the players will be negresses and dykes, not qts

2019 Women's Under 17 Champions (Germany)

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ugly trophy

Shaped suspiciously like a stylised vagina

favourite goal from the tourney

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that ginge at the front is LITERALLY my gf. back off now if you don't want to get hurt, OK?

'

strenge-cup.de/multimedia/presse/2013/strenge-cup_presse_05_2406_nw_festival.pdf
what does it say about her here?

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I'll start watching women's football when the trannies have taken over.

Why are people still hyping Bruno fernandes?

We all know anyone over the age of 22 and still in the portu league are flops

He did an italian adventure

i've never actually watched him, is he any good? would he start for liverpool and/or man u?

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>Spuds entering the race for Saliba
oh no no no the absolute state of arse

And whose fault is that

Not him but
liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/new-liverpool-kit-nike-agreement-15607258

Believe it m8

is it actually possible for an adult male to watch this without getting accused of being a nonce?

>Claudio Ranieri is interested in replacing Rafael Benitez as NUFC manager, according to Sky sources.

Why would anyone go to the jews over Arse though?

Neither is gonna win anything nor try to get players in to compete but Arse actually pays their players good wages, they got the bigger and more autistic fanbase and got more of a ceiling. Also the jews are gonna lose their best player and once Pooch leaves it's all gonna collapse anyway.

i think i'd rather be at spurs than arsenal, assuming money is equal (and i don't know why it wouldn't be)

>Why would anyone go to the jews over Arse though?
CL football

It's more plausible that only Spurs are that interested in him

nah, according to l'équipe arse had all but reached a personal deal with the player, but then spuds also started talks with him.

what's happening with karius? is he just going to be out on loan again?

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TODAY

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for me, it's tre penne

for me, it's a gf who mostly just wants to cuddle and watch the footy and be melancholic over a bottle of wine but then sometimes wants to engage in horrific depraved sex acts

Out on loan still and says he's happy where he is. Most likely won't come back.

the only thing my gf watches is the camera pan during the anthems to laugh at the manlets when the cameraman has to quickly pan downwards

Woah European football looks like THAT?

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>Barcelona and Neymar have agreed personal terms on his return to the club. He’s set to earn £400,000-a-week and he’ll sign a 5-year contract. (SPORT)
sport-english.com/en/news/barca/neymar-has-accepted-fc-barcelonas-contract-offer-7520496

When is Wan-Bissaka back from afcon?
Getting tired of no transfers

haha

>tre penne is a football club in San Marino
San Marino has more than one club?

Apparently they have 15

Even Vatican has a league
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018–19_Campionato_Sammarinese_di_Calcio

I feel he would be perfect for Liverpool, maybe United if they sell Pogba. Lad had an amazing season with a terrible club like Sporting

I dont believe that he would take such a pay cut desu

Nor do I believe Barca can afford his transfer fee and those wages unless they beg Qatar for gibs me dats

She's laughing at the lanklets you bean pole

san marino vs andorra
kosovo vs gibraltar

Pretty sure they want to include other players + money. And if Neymar really is desperate to return to Barcelona he probably wouldn't mind a paycut

lmao are you fucking dull

obv you're going to concede more goals with a shit team in a better league than a good team in a average league

lol

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190cm in /trans/, return of the mack

2 year loan. 1 left. Also pröööööh :DDD

Looks like a Bloodborne npc

>Swansea
>An good team

PSG just signed Sergej Milinkovic-Savic
Salary 25mil on 5 years contract

Feel like pure shite just want some transfers

Transfer fee?

Hello big clubs, we are looking to sign great players that you are misusing that can prosper is pochs system.

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>Here’s your Ndombele replacement bro

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draxler, 40 millions

>Salary 25mil
That would be the second salary of the club, I doubt it

Isn’t he shit though?

>Derby county can confirm that they have granted permission for Chelsea to speak to Frank Lampard about the vacant managerial position at Stamford Bridge

Enjoy getting relegated

LAMPARD IN
twitter.com/dcfcofficial/status/1143474009285234688

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Cheers lad, son's crying his eyes out

Lads. I have cricket on. England v Australia. Pizza ordered. Going to see Toy Story this evening with my nephew after school. Could life be any better?

Yes but he’s a overhyped meme.

So their midfield is
Marquinhos
Verrati SMS

That’s still shit

Don't really get this move from Lampard's perspective.

Verrati is elite though, he's underrated because he plays for >psg

If he’s elite why did Fred and Mctominay style all over him then?

He want's to be a Prem manager, Chelsea was the only gig he could get realistically.
Besides all the eternal loanees are back, so he has about 50 players to choose from, if the transfer ban sticks.

Yeah, I suppose so. Won't it almost certainly shorten his managerial career though?

MONEY

Also might never get another chance. Imagine if he had a shit season at Derby and got sacked then never succeeded at another championship club

you could have a gf

The new Henry

But all the loan players are shit

I do have a gf!! For the last 9 years too

That would be 500k per week pay cut

Are you retarded

>ordering pizza at noon

Fat cunt

Wasn’t Lampard in charge of their youth academy in the past, and didn’t he leave for the very reason that Chelshit were reluctant to integrate the youth into the first team? I’m sure he’ll give them a chance.

No, Jody Morris (his current assistant) was in charge of Chelsea's youth teams though

Bruno Fernandes to Liverpool is done

>mfw

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nothing makes me nut harder than other clubs signing bad players that >my club is interested in

5 millions per year for a 5 years contract, that's prolly what he meant

Says Ireland. Lol

Source that shit

you're delusional, you're an united customer so it's not surprising

Post proofs. Wouldn’t you rather qtinho back?

United fan?

Not really fair as every player is linked to united. There was even a few days of Salah to united rumours earlier this window. That’s how far they can go

No

I'm ITK la, getting announced July 1st.

Fuck sake

Just realized this means the media are going to bill Villa vs Chelsea as the playoff final rematch

Maybe if the media are fucking retarded oh wait they are.

Which UK media outlet is the most retarded, and which one the least?

Spurs got top 4 before Poch

I am also ITK in so far as I am Bruno Fernandes’ mum. He’s not going to Liverpool

for sports? itv and channel 5 are amateur hour, but they barely have any sport these days. sky probably the best

Most retarded Daily Mail. Least retarded The Sun

>squires
Haha le cartoonist for vote labour paper

>Most
The Sun. Would be The Star but they are so retarded everyone is in on the joke

>Least
BBC tries to be but Channel 4 are probably that

Verratti is too inconsistent and never improves on anything. If only he joined Juve back then.

The guardian posted an article excusing the Cameroon women’s team. The article was written by a Cameroon journalist..

Probably biggest joke of summer

You are under the influence of demonic forces that are sapping your vitality

Wan-bissaka now completed. Seems journos don’t have a clue and some Redditor called xisimon has more info

You /Squires/ here?

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Scousers just hate the Sun because they tell the truth about hillsborough

Exactly as predicted. Moaning about Tory politicians.
Why is it always the labour cunts who use pop culture references.

Link it

>words

Verrati is alone in the midfield since years, the main rpoblem psg has with him is that he is too slow for players like mbappé who need fast transitions

>some Redditor called xisimon has more info
sounds legit

we were the best team in the championship on our day.

now we're going to get ripped apart.

Tldr- can someone bullet point it

He called out the Daniel James transfer and even the announcement time. Fair to see he has someone on the inside. Who knows though.

>best team in the championship

You say that like it’s a good thing

>we were the best team in the championship on our day.
Problem is that day wasn't the same day you were playing any other team

Thoughts on Bayern's new playmaker?

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Is he the Indian messi?

>£50m for a guy with 1 years experience playing under Woy
>Meanwhile Liverpool pay £40m for the an AM with 20+ goals and assists this season

>mfw Ole's at the wheel.

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Yes, and that's something he could have improved on, but he doesn't.
I don't say he's not greatly talented and that he doesn't perform well, I just say it's a bit of a waste.

Just make sure he knows the protocol surrounding lavatories.

He's New Zealander m8

>still comparing a club in turmoil to one that won the champions league
Are Liverpool fans obsessed or something?

wow lol well considering we were in the championship whatever litmus to we have to test against?

how about that time we nearly took one of the best teams in the continent out of the FA cup if it wasn't for corrupt refereeing?

lol yeah because we were in the FA cup quarters and the others were knocked out

you fucking mug

He looks thrilled.

that nigga can't improve his yellow/red cards problems, he won't improve anywhere

I can 100% assure you Liverpool will not be signing Bruno

Nah, I just love watching new episodes of my favourite comedy.

It’s a big hype machine for united to buy him and realise he’s shit

>Sepp Van Den Berg will have his medical tomorrow according to [Matt Law]
Lovren just about to be like sixth choice.
Memes aside I hope this kid is as good as Hoever.

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>how about that time we nearly

Fucking lol

He will be with u21 team. He isn’t a first team signing

omg fucking lol so funny it's almost like you didn't watch the game lol

fucking mug

Yeah, but if him and Hoever keep their positive development they will be better than Lovren very soon, Dutchbros really rate this kid.

I don’t watch games involving second tier teams. Whats the point?

plastic customer

>rating bruno fernandes
I see you have watched a YouTube vid of him. In reality he is crap

I don;t even know who they are m8, step out of your Scouse bubble for a minute

Fat cunt

He is elite in the >Portuguese league.

I was talking to a zwolelander!

cillessen to valencia is a done deal
swap with neto, barca give 30m to valencia to help them with ffp, and after july 1st valencia will give them back those 30m

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Andy Brassel says he’s really great at footie tho lad

looks like i won that football debate then.

/end

What debate?

>Aaron Wank Bitch Sucker
Is he worth so much? Obviously can't be worse than Ashley Young.

ended it.

Just received a written warning from work for “incel behaviour”. Any transfers to keep my mind busy¿

Welsh people don’t say mug

>actually bothering with non-league

why not just sack off your team when they leave the pl?

Defensive fullback la

He is probably worth 60m to a team that can’t defend and has young as RB yes

He looked good for Palace but so does Zaha

He is south welsh which is English

Zaha would be a starter for United these days.

This

So would AWB

Griezmann will be announced on July 1 right?

Also that 190cm faggot

No CB is going to fix United. They still play with Fergie’s hopefuls in Smalling and Jones

remember when 30m or whatever it was for jones seemed absolutely bonkers?

new

they'd buy him again if the price wasn't that ridiculous

But Lindelof is 1st choice now ahead of both of them so any new CB will play with Lindelof

Zaha is suck a dumb N
If he didn't sign a new contract he would be on his way.

>Zaha is suck a dumb N
freudian slip?

Where is pep going if city get the CL and transfer ban? Is it PSG? Are they even the same sheikhs as the man city ones?

If you an hero'd we'd probably put up a sticky to celebrate tbqhwy

>pretending to watch Portuguese league

Bitter enemies. I believe the psg ones bribed people to screw the man city ones

thinking about the flatmate shaving her fanny in the shower and not clearing out the drain after