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Bonne Sain-Jean-Baptiste

hockey

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>rags

>ruins

THIS is the one

Yep

Du gamla du fria ;____;

Why can’t we keep a captain lads

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>NuFrance

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preaseason soon

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are you russia

As promised, here's that bean chilli made with the beans user picked up. Problem is, I didn't anticipate this many anons in the new thread. So only North American anons can have some.

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Not soon enough!

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where is your god now

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Thinking about french fries

meidän kausi?????

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glad our neighbours can find an excuse to take yet another day off work

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based as fuck

It's ok. Rookie development camps even sooner.

HOT

Canucks are signing Myers to 8x7,5 contract desu

I don’t think so

do not want

so who are the better free agent dmen?

Make Ladd your captain, he has experience and should be around for a while.

don't remind me.

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vive la france!
oh wait

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Myers would be a top pair in that pile of shit though. Weak year for experienced nhl dmen in fa. Teams would be better off looking towards young players that will sign for cheap.

I could see the term but probably closer to 4mil. Myers won't get that term for that much anywhere else and he is probably just looking for job security.

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viva la habs

dont think you cant sign a free agent to an 8 year contract, that is only available as an extension for >your teams players.

How do you say reminder in Quebec?

"Reminder"

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wew lad

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For me, Montreal is THE hockey city

He's going to Van. If you're rich it's paradise compared to Winnichug and he personally flew out to eat with nuckies management

for finnish magic

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love canadian women

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i doubt many gms are willing to give him more than 6 years. that would drop him off at 35, and then teams can renegotiate a 35+ contract when they see what type of physical condition he is in. myers will probably want the max term, but i think the term is going to be a bigger issue than the money.

how do I get a french canadian gf from montréal outskirts

i also love canadian women

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Giv hoc frogs

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>Heard over the weekend that #Canucks & #Blackhawks had discussed swapping the 3rd and 10th overall picks so Vancouver could jump up to get Bowen Byram, but Chicago wanted Van to take D Brent Seabrook and the remaining 5 years/$6.875M AAV on his contract. Thus the deal died.

tell them about your trips

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Lee is gonna stay. I feel it

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beautiful

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based nhl team list:
habs
rangers
jets
avalanche
flyers

even francophone women get love

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>rags

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>rags
>based
just because they have kakko doesnt mean that theyre redeemed of all their garbage qualities

She even spoke french in one her new singles.

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this is a 10/10 in new york city

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tayler swift is garbage

taytay is a lot of things

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no /hoc/ till october, here's offseason apu

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Sorry, I meant in the video.
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what is the snake suppose to represent?

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Should have brough the oilers in on that deal. Oilers their 8th to Chicago and take the 10th. They also given them Lucic and give pulju to the nucks.

She was born in the year of the snake.

Why are frogs obsessed with fake tits?

Slags must be at least 8s or higher to be posted

7x11mn

t. randy

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if french canadians are anything like swedish finns, I do not like them

Beautiful and rich?

ooh la la
trop belle

if it were up to some of the american /hoc/ posters we would never post slags and live celibate lives due to fear of the modern female

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Quite a beak on this one la

/hoc/ is a Christian nation, we prefer chaste women

bob boner
lol!

Trashy

>all of the tattoos on these girls
>now these awful piercings
Might finally be time to abandon the dream of the Quebecois qt.

>american """women"""

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/hoc/ is full of degenerates, much like every general on 4channel

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why are rangers fans so ugly

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god damnit stop talking about slags

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today is vasili podkolzins 18th birthday

>everything is shit, just give up now, don't try to be better
What a terrible way to go through life.

who's that chad in the middle?

The French Canadians are some of the most degenerate people on this planet.

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looks like he works for penn state university

Just the mouth breathers that would actually go meet an 18 year old at an airport for a chance at a picture
>boats
>crosswalks

how will we remember this first round?

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Edmonton passing on Zegras

semen holmström somehow ends up being elite

Xheattle Dickgirls

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Busts, busts everywhere.

go for it
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All those American busts

Passing on a bust? Oh no!

For me, it's the time when that madman tried to take this to the Seattle team's reddit page.

Kakko, Seider and Byram desu

This will be Yea Forums favorite team.

nothing is accomplished by pretending you are something you are not

they'll be the seattle sockeyes

When will habs win their 25th cup?

what is this garbage

party buljus in the house tonight

IT'S UP
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this summer
american tv

youtu.be/xDBGaMfPzXM
Are Finns secretly blacks?

Thank god I already know what I am and don't base that self-image on the suggestions of random strangers on the internet.

thinking of going to an AA meeting

CAP
FUCKED

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no, instead you attempt to push your values as something everyone in this community is endeared to like a complete and utter faggot

just listened to french canadian radio on sirius for an hour lads

there is a theme with youngsters from the helsinki area who have adopted a slang where they talk like immigrants. completely white kids with finnish parents talk like somalis.

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since 98

so, wiggers?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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how did you know?

why are you upset

>t'as tu chié dans tes culottes?
>un peu oui
>ça sent l'tabarnak mon chum
i love quebec and hockey
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What would the Quebec national team look like? Is Patrick Roy still playing?

cause i dont like closet homosexuals pushing their agenda on me

>black teens spend their time in gym
>white teens spend their time in front of computer
>why do they take our women? t.finnish wh*tes

serves you right
t.mulaetto

patrick roy retired in 2003 and has coached since

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how does this even happen
they had millions upon millions of cap space last season

Yes

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it don't matter if you're black or white

>you should be pessimistic and just settle for shit
>"no"
>wtf that means you're a homosexual

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gib good Suomi music

>$0 ($0)

gave karlsson and stone huge extensions.

No wonder they’re so elite

Goatmoon, Satanic Warmaster, Impaled Nazarene

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>reject any women that persues you for whatever arbitrary reason you can think of
>still pretending like you dont secretly lust for cock
keep chasing that unicorn user

azazel

den glider in

Hockey?

karlsson got a pretty reasonable contract given all the other signings this offseason

>reject any women that persues you
Serious question, are you really so desperate that you think that you absolutely have to say "yes" to any woman who shows interest in you?
Have some fucking standards, man. Or even just have some interests of your own.

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>if you always feel the need to say yes that means you can never say no
only autists see the world in black and white

did they ever actually announce the AAV? seems like he is really cashing in on 1 good season.

children of bodom

gtfo

>korpiklaani
based

5.9 mil is the report which puts it in line with the other 20 goal scorers

>only autists see the world in black and white
but you did that

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not at all user, and if you believe my entire argument hasnt been about finding a women with shades of grey you are even dumber than i previously thought

Binlando, binlando,
Tu cuerpo y el mio llenando el vacío
Binlando, binlando!

>responding to Canadians

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Heja Sverige !

jättebra

go away, Sean

How do you guys like the Avs next season? Who will they pick up in trades? Lee? Panarin?
I read Barrie is on the block and Sakic has gotten something like $15M in cap space this season, depending on Rantanen and others.

never kissed a girl but am not a virgin

Ecuador!

Based

Same

those """""""experts"""""""" were predicting that barrie would already be gone by now. they are literally just making shit up to get some clicks.

did you kiss her other lips

you gotta pick up the phone if you ever want to win a cup

r8 this 2019 draft ranking from craig button in november of 2017
1. Jack Hughes
2. Bowen Byram
3. Dylan Cozens
4. Kaapo Kakko
5. Tobias Bjornfot
6. Vasily Podkolzin
7. Kirby Dach
8. Cole Caufield
9. Ilia Mironov
10. Matthew Robertson
11. Albin Grewe
12. Alex Vlasic
13. Matthew Boldy
14. Tag Bertuzzi
15. Peyton Krebs
16. Daniil Gutik
17. Sasha Mutala
18. Ryan Suzuki
19. Nolan Foote

thats just code words for having sex with other guys

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those """""""""""""experts"""""""""""""""" also never even mentioned the possibility of subban to the debbies or miller to the cantpucks before they happened. they dont seem to know anything.

How far you lads run today

but she pees from there

i walked a total of like 20 steps so far today

one day you'll find comfort in the arms of a man and the rest of the world will not judge you for your choice of love

I don't see why they'd trade a competent dman like Barrie at this point. It seems like it would only make their back end worse next season. They can always trade him next season if makar steps up as much as they are expecting him too. Move Barrie to a team desperate to add a dman due to injury or things not working the way they were expecting with what they had. Get a decent young prospect out of it and maybe a draft pick.

She also really likes it.

Walked across a small parking lot and then back again. Twice.

2km then stopped because the pain was too much in my legs.

t. 100kg fattie

>Sean is still posting

Terrible because Hughes is at the top again.

hes basically a rental at this point. if they wait until the trade deadline they would probably get less because the other team wont have him for as long.

I bet that "parking lot" is actually your room where you've parked your fat ass

went to the grocery store and got beans and doritos. also some funyuns

>Randy still ass devastated by his romantic prospects

kissing men isn't as fun as kissing women

Bulju to Carolina. Announced before Friday.

t. Finnish insider man

Got a haircut. Then went to the grocery store to grab a few things on my way home.

>tfw you lost your kissing virginity at the age of 5
still havent kissed anyone since

I need more details on your sources before I can believe it.

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In heavily involved in Finnish pro scouting scene.

do it

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Pulju for Loui Eriksson 1 for 1 straight up. Who says no?

I'm no saying wait until the deadline. Move him early if they aren't using him as much because makar has taken those responsibilities. There are always teams earlyish in the season who are desperate for a good dman because of an injury or overrating what they had or whatever. They can also not trade him if it turns it he still fills an important role.

Not gonna lie Isles bros, getting real nervous about this off-season

damn bob is A E S T H E T I C

What would scouts have to do with a player who is already in the league?

awfully nice of the oilers to take cap for free from the canucks like that

mcdavids gf

you realize teams have an amateur scouting department and a pro scouting department right?

Pulju + Lucic + conditional 2nd rnd pick 2020 for Nedderieter
*condition is that if Lucic scores more than 0 goals and pulju scores more than 10 goals, it becomes a 3rd rnd pick 2020

They’re not even doing anything bad

BASED

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Anyone that isn't a mouth breathing moron?

RENT FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Yeah, I'd just never heard "evaluating other teams' talent" referred to as "scouting" before. They always seem to use other words for it, and usually reserve the word "scouting" for kids or players outside of the league.

if 1 year of marleau cost a 1st to get rid of, 4 seasons of lucic is at least 4x1st rounders

>30 other teams make a post about >their team
>nothing
>1 team makes a post about >their team
>time to sperg out

My butthole is pulsating, am i dying?

imagine how fucking horrible it is being an amateur scout. you take like 5+hour bus rides to the middle of nowhere to watch a bunch of kids you dont even know play hockey. you cant even have a beer or chat with the other people during the game because you have to scout. then you have to spend the night at some shitty truckstop or motel before you wake up early the next morning to take another long bus ride.

did you get BLACKED last night?

Nah, teams just like to fuck over the laffs.

put your finger in and see how it feels

Way to exclude the difference in frequency.

pulju for pulju, and he's forced to return to Edmonton

Just means bulju is close nothing to worry about

>you cant even have a beer
hip flasks / opaque bottles that you can put anything into / clear vodka that people assume is water

Go through the thread and count it. The difference is in your head.

One Pavelski, pls

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Come here

cytu be/r/offseasonhoc
cytu be/r/offseasonhoc
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>get paid 70k - 130k
>travel and watch hockey from oct to May every year
>summers off to do whatever you want

Sounds Iike the dream job user.

>if a team has more fans on /hoc/ than my team does then that team is doing something wrong
lmao

Based finnish boomer rock
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I count 1.

For me, it's that one angry American that winds up Relocane posters every time he posts

fuck that guy and you are not very nice either

based Carolina working failing Canadian markets into a seething shoot

yea you get to travel to some amazing places like prince george, sasktatoon, or rouyn noranda

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>thighs thinner than my arm
who the FUCK finds this attractive i will heem this shit out of you

>summers off
I doubt that. There's always something else to scout, program directors to talk to, things to learn.

sounds awesome to me I don't like chatting with people and I like shitty hotels and bad food

Had these the other day. 1/5

>failing Canadian markets
>making money when your team doesn't even make playoffs ever is failing
Only failing markets are USA based user.

Hmm.....

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Thigh gaps are god-tier.
I want to have tall, fit sons with her.

you have to chat and network and establish trust to get the scouting job in the first place tho

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They better not give him something retarded like 13 a year

as good as onion rings are, BK is one of the last places I'd go to get them. They aren't very good at all imho

based retard trying to justify how much money he's spent and wasted on his failing team

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

i just want to autistic watch game film and file reports reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Prince George has some scenic spots and Saskatoon has beautiful river front property to enjoy. No idea about frogville, though most amateur scouts don't go all over across leagues anyways. They'll have them concentrating on specific leagues only.

For me it’s Red Robin’s

Lose some weight, fatty.

you dont get to spend a day exploring the town. you are there for a short period to work. and with the long bus ride in and out of town you wont have much spare time anyway.

Best thing about that place is unlimited fry refill

For me, it's squid rings

They have plenty time off in the summer. A few at the top of the department will be doing more and there is probably a few developmental things, but it's not even close to a full work week like most wage slave positions.

you can have a thigh gap without being a literal skellington
either way thigh gaps are criminally overrated, thicc juicy thighs are the patrician's choice

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Hal > Will > Ted > Sam > Randy

how do you know that? players dont take the whole summer off. some of them only take maybe a few weeks and then get back to work. scouts have lots of players to keep an eye on.

You just have to prove your insight is valuable. If you make blog posts every year predicting so and so will be great nhl players, and they always come true, then a scouting position should be easy to get. But ya, the big talk big ego idiots that lie their way into the trust of big money sport teams tend to be the norm.

Served with what?

I'm sorry, but did the Wings already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only just begun. Does not having the lead temporarily count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this post when the game is still on? The wings are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the East for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the NHL who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing the legendary wings. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Wings are one of the best fucking teams in the NHL, they slayed last year and would of won the Stanley Cup if Mantha didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make hill billy posts like this. You know why?

its not even just watching the games. you have to do your due diligence and talk to the players coaches, his billet family, his teachers, and others to properly evaluate his >intangibles. look at some of the scouts who have become analysts. craig button and pierre mcguire are basically pedotier and know all these kids coaches all the way back to like 5 years old.

Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Wings win and someone bumps this thread. Oh look at that, the Wings just touched the puck, just like they always do. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you a hill billy? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a post on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Wings posts because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

Sunbelt fuckin hill billy fuckin Don fuckin cherry fucks

I don’t need to try to make people look stupid they’re plenty endowed to do just that by themselves (your post to wit). What I will do is continue to revel in those teams failure and their fans salt. My team, the Capitals, were those same perrenial also-rans, until they weren’t. I never bemoaned their tribulations nor had any expectations that they deserved anything and then, who knew they went through the fire and came out katana. Who lured them there? That also-ran, Playoff loser of a Barry Trotz. Look no further then this year’s St. Louis Blues, worst to first. “Oh my god, Craig Berube can’t coach, he couldn’t even play.” Teams like the Panthers, Leafs, and Oilers seem to have an innate sense of superiority without any of the chops or experience to own it. I’ll never get tired of the tried and true pre-season and FA Championships on paper without having ever laced a single skate, they always provide those teams fans with such poorly-earned hope and opposing fans with such well-deserved gratification. You keep doing you, it’s always a delight when your reliable failure comes knocking.

je mange des culs

scouting is a lot like the upper management. its a complete old boys club. having an analytic blog isnt going to be enough to impress those old boomers.

Its obvious that you don't play competitive sports and I think you might not be in total control of your own posts. I play competitive sports, and I can tell you that the post was intentional. To the untrained eyes(yours) it might look like flailing. but battier, you gotta realize these are highly trained athletes with superb spatial awareness. Its not you and your uncoordinated ass out there scrambling for a loose ball. SO go ahead and post those other 140 videos of adams elbows, we can review them one by one and I can teach you what incidental contact looks like.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE WALLS OF TEXT. LEARN HOW TO WRITE ON Yea Forums FOR FUCKS SAKE.

Oh, you call yourself a Gamer because you play COD? Bitch PLEASE! Do you see this picture? Do you see those games? Do you see that guy standing there with the games of another console? THAT is a Gamer, I am a Gamer, YOU are a Lemming. I’ve got a game from every damn genre, I’ve got FPSs, TPSs, RTSs, RPGs, Racing, Horror, Sims, I’ve even got bloody JRPGs. I’ve got AAAs, Indies, art houses, I’ve got prequels, sequels, should never of been made-els, I’ve got standard editions, special editions, collectors editions, Limited editions, legendary editions. I’ve got Super Nintendo, Nintendo 64, Nintendo Gamecube, Nintendo Wii, Nintendo DS, Gameboy pocket, I’ve got X-Box, I’ve got Playstation, I’ve got DLC, I’ve got Expansion packs, map packs, weapon pack, content packs, I have something of EVERYTHING! I, and take not, I am a Gamer you bloody Lemming, I play real games, no matter the console or genre, that stir real emotion, I play everything from Fallout and Mass Effect, to Gears of war and Assasins Creed, to Banjo Kazooie and viva pinata, to, yes, even Call of Duty. So you shut up, get in line and throw your money at Activision for the same damn shooter every year, so that WE can get PROPER games published, and stop calling yourself a Gamer you self entitled, hate filled, slur slinging little wannabe.

You don't know shit about hockey either you fuckin redneck. Now get over here and polish my pucks, boy.

>BREAKING: Philadelphia acquired Tyler Pitlick from Dallas in exchange for Ryan Hartman.

Bend the knee and clean my pucks you filthy peasant.

twitter.com/NHLFlyers/status/1143262622579429376
its true

You'd think during summer the leaves would not need raking, but that's not the case this summer.

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so subbangot traded for a bucket of pucks and like 3 sticks?

OH WOW THE MONEY LAUNDERING SCHEME THAT GOES BY THE PHILADELPHIA FLYERS IS PRETENDING TO BE A LEGITIMATE SPORTS FRANCHISE

FUCKIN WOOOOOW TELL ME MORE ABOUT THOSE FUCKING BUSTS TRADING PLACES IM ON THE EDGE OF MY FECKIN SEAT

clean my pucks

leafs sign panarin and let marner twist in the wind

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Have you noticed they're super slow about bringing them out, and the often "forget" to bring sweet potato fries and bring you out regular ones instead?

thoughts on philly signing kevin hayes to a 7x7million contract?

I made fun of the randycanes and my post was deleted. Randy confirmed whining to jannies

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>Chayka said they had Söderström 3rd on their draft board
based and swedepilled

the chuck fletcher express ride to caphell

>kevin hayes
>7x7 million
look at this dude oh no no no no

Buddy listen here guy Kevin Hayes is just a poor mans nik antropov let me tell ya something bud ok and the comcast chronies gotta pay someone to make the operation look legit and who better than a poor mans nik antropov alrigh you getting that through your thick hill billy skull you listenin to me bud

Know what? Forget it. Spit shine my pucks until instructed otherwise.

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i kinda like ireland lads

Deeply based

Post moms feet

Why would anyone go to Ireland for holiday?

worth it

Philly Trash here.

We were happy when Dave and Ron left.
We were happy with getting the Hayes rights.
Nisky and Braun weren't disgusting, but could be better.

But yo, what the fuck is up with this Hartman trade? Minnesota needs to take Chucky Two-Trades back.

Why would anyone go to Sweden unless they were a burka toting puck slut like you

No holidays. Only business. Business is my pleasure.

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I see Minnesota Wild tier mediocrity for the Flyers.
Enjoy that.

i went on a >muh heritage trip 3 years ago (i'm not american). saw some sights, heard a shooting down the street. fun times.

Just say the word and I'll gladly come over there to fight you. Just a day trip at most.

Come at me then, amerifat
Irish norwegian? interesting

at least they still have overwatch

This time? Sweden has gone too far.

NORTH PHILLY'S FINEST

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Based

Bonne Saint-Jean!

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Potato suckers dont have the money to travel. You have nothing to worry about

>Panarin sweepstakes are basically between the islanders, rangers and panthers

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watch those media reports be complete bullshit again and he ends up on some team nobody ever considered

rags are serious lads

He’s going to the leafs, along with the 4 first rounders they’ll get for Marner

This probably goes without saying but if Sweden and I ever fought I would surely be the winner

t. chris johnston

they don't know shit but they have to report something

I like both the Rangers and the Islanders but not the Panthers.

Ask me anything.

Pass

>leave the metro to me

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why does finland like the panthers so much?

Shoot and he scores

they have lots of finns

>lundpads

Has finnish star player.

finna boutta enjoy an evening dart

>leave the busting to me

I just remember bulju was born in Sweden haha

I just went and mowed the lawn for about an hour, what /hoc/ content have I missed in the meantime?

Hmm so it’s the Swedes who bust?

Currently wearing a bathroom and thinking about how shitty swedens representation in the 2019 draft was. Every player was a soft meme bust in waiting

>wearing a bathroom

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i like to wear a bathroom from time to time

Bath robe*

Sorry I'm very fat

every fucking day vegas

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one of these teams made the playoffs last year one of them didn’t

Bonne Sain-Jean-Baptiste to all my Quebec frens especially DLD lad my best fren on /hoc/

great analysis. you get a gold start because you went to the playoffs even when your in cap hell with aging MAF alongside a bare bones prospect pool.

twitter.com/NYRangers/status/1143284593279287296

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at least post this after suzuki plays a game in the nhl

true, but that montreal prospect pool looks so rich

Kakko Kaapo

sakomali?

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kek keep seething and coping juan

Is a BUST

I love how as soon as Holtby has made a single lateral move in his crease, if he doesn't make the save and freeze the puck within the next quarter of a second, he just gives up on the play.

How big is your gf penis?

GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING /hoc/! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Matt Duchene (yes, THE Matt Duchene from Columbus) getting signed by the Arizona Coyotes! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming headlines when Matt Duchene skates into the desert!

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how? it's just kotkaniemi and suzuki who mean anything

>Teams would be better off looking towards young players that will sign for cheap.
Doesn't even warrant me acknowledging the post, let alone quoting it and denying it a (You). But I can't stress how fucking stupid you are to boil it down to this. As if 31 NHL GMs never thought to look for a younger, cheaper solution. You didn't boil it down. You left the pot on the stove and blacked out. If that's your idea of inciteful discussion you can take it somewhere else you subchimp IQ son of a who're

wtf, you don’t like my sunbelt analysis? well then fuck you too

GOOD MORNING JULIA
ITS ME JOE

>son of a who're
This is some prime vintage Samposting right here.

you're not my son anymore

Nice evening out on the porch gents. Why aren't you outside enjoying a cigar/joint/tobacco product of your choosing?

it’s a 10/10 fart too based Charo

Gross

>inciteful discussion
>inciteful
You're so insane that I made you your own edit.

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because my apartment has a no smoking policy

>smoking
what fucking year is this

Well that sucks. I'd happily share a joint with you if you were here

I smoked a Ted then had a cig after

i still smoke, just not while i'm on my balcony

you're just saying that because you want to suck his dick, ted

Not Ted. I don't live in Ohio, and I dont piss off my porch into the grass like a neaderthal

kind of feel like making Sam posts until it gets so played out that he has to find a new schtick

peeing outside is wonderful you motherfucking pig dog son of a whore

>he doesn’t do a daily outdoors leak

>no smoking policy means you can't smoke OUTSIDE on YOUR balcony
Pains me to even think of an existence that grim. I'd put three bullets through the back of my skull before I started stop doing so much as I want

the words of a forever cuplet

It sure is, but not in your own lawn. I feel like using the lawn as a bathroom is more of a /cric/ thing. Maybe you'd be better off over there.

>thinking you can outlast sam
based naive retard

Peeing outside is one of life's simple pleasures.

it's no smoking period dumbass, so i'm not doing it out in the open

I don't quite care for it. Don't post that smiley r****t guy with a jets jersey ever again. I'm fucking serious. Maybe. Probably not. I don't give a shit. Do whatever you want. Just don't reply to my posts. I don't like you
I already despise this one. I don't even talk about the jest a lot when I come here. It's usually just bullshit non sequitor, then tranny porn when I don't get the (You)s I used to.

balconies are considered part of the unit

>Why aren't you outside enjoying a cigar/joint/tobacco product of your choosing?
>implying

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When’s that Gage PPV m8?

Even if I can't, it seems like a blast in the meantime.

Maybe not right on the middle of the lawn like an actual dog. But on a tree or a bush at the edge of the woods? Sure.

Based son of a whore.

Again. I'm not questioning the rules. I'm saying I don't respect rules like that. Stupid rules. Smoke where you want. Smoke what you want. Who cares

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don't ever reply to one of my posts again, you dog. you are nothing.
Can't wait for the Jets' cup finals losses on home ice 4 years in a row, then relocation to Saskatoon

>smoking
>drugs
>general degeneracy

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I stopped following wrestlers on Twitter. Now I only follow raw dieters from LA and girls that model for the clothing company I'd buy from if I was a girl

Man drama? On MY /hoc/? This is not acceptable.
t. boss of /hoc/

Actually kinda based

>and girls that model for the clothing company I'd buy from if I was a girl
>the clothing company I'd buy from if I was a girl
>I'd buy from if I was a girl
>if I was a girl
How much have you thought about this, Sam?

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That's a complete fucking lie. I'm a compulsive liar. I can't help myself. im stoked beyond belief for GCW 4th of July backyard wrestling party.

hello boss of /hoc/, this is your boss, boss of online hockey discussion. please see me in my office

What's for dinner?
What vidya we playing tonight?

>1993
lmao

We already ate; we’re playing Fire Emblem on 3DS in bed later

>b-but other franchises have won
kek all of them but >your cuplet squad

This is fake news. My boss is the high council of /hoc/ and they do not approve of such faggotry either

Off and on 3 years. Don't quote me on it. I don't often remember the year
We both know I'm not gonna watch this
Poptarts. Nothing. Im going to do my sprints then try not to leave bed until tomorrow.

Hope Vegass never sniffs the Final ever again and their lifelongs disappear and they become Yotes level attendance only propped up by away fans.

whom are you quoting >1993’er?

LA, anaheim, st. louis, dallas, tampa bay, and north carolina all have cups since the last canadian team has won a cup
let that sink in

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rent free

You want the knights to be the oilers?

you mean cup free?
hahahahahaha

rent free

>rags

also newark and denver

It was awful. It was terrible. It was miserable around town. I remember everyone just chirping at you all the time. I was at dinner one time with my parents, and I was walking out and guys were chirping me. They’re passionate people and passionate fans. When you’re winning, you’re a hero in this city, and when you’re losing they want to run you right out of it. They’re just passionate, and you have to be able to understand that.

gonna go play some vidya. I except nobody here will post and spicy posts while I am gone. correct?

I was just waiting for you to leave actually.

St. John Baptiste was very very gay

>french
>gay
Bit redundant

That means he can’t watch or play hackey

As it should be.

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Who is the best team in the NHL right now and why is it the Columbus Blue Jackets?

The /hoc/ high council will deal with these /hoc/ "bosses". Its time for some "accidents" to happen.

I’ll make arrangements
t. Archbishop of /hoc/

>twitter.com/NHLCanes/status/1143300344065265665
Fucking WHY

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....Literally whomst?

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TRADE ALERT

Carolina receives
>Anton Forsberg
>Gustav Forsling

Chicago receives
>Calvin de Haan
>Aleksi Saarela

sunbelt got fleeced unless de Haan's shoulder is FUBAR

Isn't Forsling pretty good? Or am i mixing him up with another swede.

/hoc/ is for 5/5's

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Lol

Based and holypilled

Amen.
>rags

>a shit tier goalie for de Haan
seems like the rumors of Mrazek & McElhinney leaving in FA were true

>Canada produces all the talent
>canadian arenas are the ones that sell out
>canadian ticket prices are eternally higher than american
>canadian tickets don't come with free concessions to get you in the door
>canadian teams don't advertise sitting around the ice as a cheap way to "beat the heat"
>canadian teams have a staff knowledgeable enough that the ice isn't constantly fucking ruined by said heat
>canadian fans are known to fly down to Tampa, Florida, Phoenix, and now Vegas to catch a game cheaper (even after factoring air fare) than it would be to see at home
>canadian teams returned to competitive levels when oil was strong
>two canadian teams are digging themselves into cap hell
>the other 5 can't even lure good players in to deal with re-signing down the road
The problem isn't canada. The problem is canadian teams build a core and then fall apart when a L*****l government forms and the players all leave the country. FUCK TRUDEAU

>pretty good defenseman who went out of his way to sign with Carolina when he was a UFA
>really good AHL prospect who's been developing well (although the Finnish pro scout doesn't like him)
for
>some Swedish defenseman who did fuck all last year and only even played for half the season
>an AHL-level goalie (probably means that Nedeljkovic is 100% getting called up this year and they want the new guy to play for the Checkers, even though they already have Helvig and Booth in the system)

>ragsies desu

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>randycanes
>shitcongo
All the players in this trade are gay and shit

lel remember the last time Carolina took a goalie off my Hawkies' hands?

>de Haan gets $4.55m per year
>Forsling is an RFA, probably gets signed for less
Might just be Carolina clearing cap space so that they can give better offers to Aho and Mrazek / McElhinney.

Wake me up inside.

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>better offers to Aho and Mrazek / McElhinney.
Here's a good offer for those three, try playing in europe

>de Haan had shoulder surgery in mid-May and is expected to miss 4-6 months for recovery
>4-6 months before he can even start training and practicing again
Ohhhhh...

>unless de Haan's shoulder is FUBAR
Seems like this is it.

they already had a shit ton of cap space, and if they were looking for more they shouldn't have volunteered to take on Marleau's salary from the Leafs

shipping off de Haan isn't good for attracting free agents and Saarela was a fucking staple in the farm system, shit tier trade

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I miss de haan. dude was fun to see even if he fucked up.

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Jews really do stick together huh

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You just KNOW

There are people right now posting on Twitter that if Cancuks sign Myers they are legit done as fans.

did jack hughes get raped in the summer of '19?

dundon closes the purse strings once again

>drafting jewtwinks
>traded for nigs
What’s Gary and Shero’s plan?

hughes is unironically a good player. Subban is meh at best compared to other offensive defenseman

When I think farm system I'm thinking your subbans, your reaves, etc.

ha ha slavery joke
dumb darkies

either de Haan's injury was way worse than I thought or the canes just made a really, really fucking stupid trade

smart trade by the canes. you need cap, de haan can be a movable piece and you get forsling plus AHL fodder goaltending. Hawks get a helpful 3rd pairing defenseman

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Just squatted 210 lbs 3x5 dont @ me fatties

>he doesn't squat over 300

>he doesn't squat over 9000

>not squatting 350 of your own bodyweight 18 hours a day
never gonna make it

>he doesn't squat when he poops

>he doesn't shit when he squats
get on my level

>Just squatted 210 lbs 3x5

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>he doesn't use the squat poop bucket
Fucking animal

I just finished my sprints then beat the heavy bag like it was my pecker

but did you shit while doing it?

Babby legs desu

I shit once a day. 530 pm on weeknights 11 am on the weekend.

answer the god damn question you filthy whore

NO. I've already had my shit for the day. Fuck off

Stanley’s cup

Weightlifting teacher at my high school did that a couple times

watching raw lads

Not only do other sports post news, I accidentally just went to the catalog with /hoc/ in the search bar and found out those retarded Dominicans put the entire starting line up in their game threads

Watching lads raw

Holy reddit

>530pm
You shit in traffic?

listening to gloria again lads

>watching raw lads

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got really drunk and high last night lads.
got the spins and intermittently slept last night/today
feel like shit and my sleep schedule is fucked up
i'm go old for this shit
thank you for reading my blog

>go old
*too old

Pretty sure Sam got fired by now

you're welcome.

Leave by 510 home by 530. Every day
Youre a pussy

lol womens scocer

keep drinking lad

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Unsubbed

Ha good one

One can only dream. Seems no matter what i do, I can't escape the lifestyle of indentured servitude

Who are the best white, black, Asian, Hispanic, native American, Arab players?

go away

i don't think there is such a thing as a white-black-asiaon-hispanic-native hockey player

there's like, one native american player

Ya. That's what you would be if you knew how to skate. Your mom's pussy is like jungle juice but with cum

What about Steverone Changdiez Skatefoot

>That's what you would be if you knew how to skate
i'm probably one of the only posters here that actually make a living with skates on my feet, i run hockey programs and am on the ice 30+ hours a week

IM NOT YOUR TYPICAL CONSERVATIVE I SMOKE (weed), I CURSE A LOT, I USED TO GANG BANG, IVE DONE WRONGS BUT THATS WHAT MAKES ME LOVE THIS COUNTRY BECAUSE DESPITE ALL THAT IM STILL ACCEPTED AS AN AMERICAN AND GIVING THE OPPORTUNITY TO RIGHT THOSE WRONGS #MAGA #KAG #1st

Which province is the whitest?

Got to get the butter for his toast in the morning somehow. Especially considering his dad lost his job...

Probably Newfoundland

I think that's actually Quebec. Either them or one of the Maritimes.

Nah lotta chuggs in newfieland. Probably PEI or NB

>the jew vs the goy
which one will prevail?

>he doesnt finnlift

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Off to bed early, lads.
Goodnight to you all.

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For me, it’s making peace between us

Stay up

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Kaapo and Hughes can't make peace. They are rival teams

dont reply to randy newfags

>schleife blasting an absolute lazer vs a kid
streamable.com/esy66

93721147
>adding names to non-namefags
Miss me

AHHHHH WHAT KIND OF NAME IS KAAPO KAKKO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Did this to a 4 year old not wearing any pads by accident once, hit him right in the nuts

yous a dumb nigga

Steve here (white, tall, christian, straight, minnesotan)
ama

No goaler for pond hockey so, we used to make the kid down the street wear rolled up newspapers as leg pads in net. Man he took a lot of abuse thinking about in now, what a champ

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>playing floor hockey at the y
>goalie for the other team doesn't have chest protector
>start ripping dead center slappers instead of trying to score
Heh... nothin perssonel

why would anyone play goalie without proper gear?

ON TIME THREAD!

...

you need a goalie to play

Went outside for physed in grade 8 or something once to play street hockey, I was in goal with no gear, shorts and t shirt.
Some kids would take mean slappers and I’d catch them with my bare hands. Only kids that would score on me were the ones that dangled near my feet cause I had no way to slide or stop them