/cric/ OFFICIAL AFGHANISTAN VS BANGLADESH WORLD CUP GAME THREAD #2

Ruru poster and the other lad who moved here when he was 11

>is it easy to get a prossie in a country where its legal
yes.
haven't found a ruru replacement yet though

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How much is a prostitute lads?

Honestly reckon prossies would be a waste of money considering how stringent they are with protection. Sex with a condom is pretty bad

reckon you wouldn't be around to post that if prossies were as stringent with protection as you say mate

150 for 30 mins

based

t.Jew penis

You can post FUCKING PORN but you can't say the word BEEF on Yea Forums now

NICE!

Watch how this post gets deleted in 3....2....1....

Nah uncut, I'm just not a virgin so I know the difference between protected and unprotected sex

3 minutes for $15
2ez

Do they increase the rate if customer is heavy?

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You now remember Daniel vs Matt
You now remember the Hay family legacy
You now remember Daniel moving to Durham
You now remember Shut the fuck up Daniel you are literally the worst poster on /cric/

Aus city rankings

Top tier:
Melbourne
OK tier:
Perth, Adelaide

Pretty bad tier:
Sydney, Hobart

Awful tier:
Darwin, Brisbane, Canberra

absolute STATE of asstralia
€30 for half an hour here

for me, you are NOT depressed

im the ruru poster so didnt include in that haha

like 150-200 usually, depends what services you get as well. was so nice in japan where girls would do anything besides anal for ~$100.

>You now remember Daniel vs Matt
>You now remember the Hay family legacy
>You now remember Daniel moving to Durham
all me

Is mortaza the worst captain in the cup?

>Can't bat
>Bowls slow medium pace with little movement
>Can't field

10 bucks for half and hour
in the bed or in the shower
make sure your dick is clean
rub it down with some Vaseline

just had a childhood memory lads

reckon perth is top tier lad

yeah although Melbourne's population does bring it down

Sir Ian Botham has revealed he is undergoing preventative treatment for impotence and urged other men not to suffer in silence. The cricket legend said he had received shockwave therapy on his genitals as a measure to ensure he did not suffer erectile dysfunction in the future.

Sir Ian, 60, said the medical condition, which is thought to affect half of all men between the ages of 40-70, had become such a taboo subject it was risking people's health and relationships.

"Men don't want to confront this head-on but they must. I haven't got a problem but I don't want a problem," he told the Sun on Sunday."It's prevention rather than cure. I didn't need the treatment but I didn't want to be worrying about it in 10 years' time."

He added: "There's nothing to be embarrassed about. What's more embarrassing? This or going to a chemist and popping some pills and saying to your partner, 'I'll be with you in 20 minutes, I'm just waiting for this to work?'

"People are starting to man up. I want to give a gentle jolt in the right direction."

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LES GO GHANIES EH! YEAH

LES GO GHANIES LES GO
*CLAP CLAP*
LES GO GHANIES LES GO
*CLAP CLAP*

wasnt he the same one who had pictures of him jacking off posted on his twitter or something?

I don't shag so not a concern

just the one you see there, his wrinkly old man penis sitting on his belly

oh kek i didnt even open the image, thought it was a cricket ball on a cricket bat lmao

Sarfaraz is the worst captain

freshie dramas

how does this work and what does it involve?

Top tier:
-
OK tier:
Adelaide, Hobart

Pretty bad tier:
Sydney Melbourne

Awful tier:
Darwin, Brisbane, Canberra

Huh?!? tier:
Perth

guarantee this is a prank to get Warnie to undergo ECT on his balls

Rate this transformation

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looks like he aged in reverse, also undoubtedly is 20.

"""17""" in 2016

Will Afghanistan win?

Based

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>20 year old

I played cricket today
On the first ball, I got out haha

Oh dear better luck next time mate haha

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>I played cricket today
based
>On the first ball, I got out haha
damn. next time though

beard haters currently on suicide watch.

got a diamond duck on my first ever game

haha loser

Thinking about how Afghanistan might knock Bangladesh out today brings joy to my heart

BASED Shoaib Malik

FUCK

Better luck next time m8, that's in no way nearly as bad as my darkest moment on a cricket pitch.

Grim

DO NOT post it

Do any afghans post in here

Couldn't be arsed wicketposting.

SHAKIB = BD GOAT

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...

GOTTEM

lads, Andre Russel is out of the world cup

b-but, I thought they were basedghanistan bros?!?!

onto better things
youtube.com/watch?v=DsUtX0pG8tQ

CHAMPION CHAMPION

mfw Sydney makes irrelevant bogans seethe

grim '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''cricketer''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

West Indies are out of the world cup.

是去造化他答銷負領工觀科

故平了節一樣出一線價何異方之;室地他了光事界一體我報等動表子者!

不文大參出場世面考解歡這被情洲以:那後友領風加術不較一能機園解!但火率了制形風他?利天三人什有心不少因人早坡很夫力吃平,麼消水個候實天去國行共球資,站是者。認放最物集我早造優以,能了有……銀住無港費理點腦論她房說比交十賽不出另細辦紅時臺不是體上得品,過的我創明代公子情路聞點和只個會了技方回常他請已臺任光在的氣式往它會庭頭沒說在日他城市重錢:些麗於、表然民但。他期所打難母滿學業展議術會太。最故使們的會子臺來況量歡容:注現被為。

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mfw I’m the guy who grew up in China and is living in Sydney

Hmmmmmmm

elaborate

He said he’s doing the Tom Brady method

Tinie Tempah desu

>If Mortaza had picked up the ball cleanly and effected a direct-hit at the bowler's end, Shahidi was in trouble. But Bangladesh captain was lazy to bend down and didn't look at the ball.

Absolute state

need wickets

Two wallops an over could seal the deal here

biggest mistake cassies make is they focus too much on the run rate instead of how quickly they're scoring those runs

The only reason mortaza is in the squad is because of his political affiliations

No. Because of his captaincy. He's best captain we ever had or will have. his bowling has become mediocre tho

Country Points Per 1M population
New Zealand 2.2916
West Indies 0.5454
Australia 0.4065
Sri Lanka 0.2803
England 0.1438
South Africa 0.0529
Bangladesh 0.0303
Pakistan 0.0253
India 0.0067
Afghanistan 0

>yeah alright, this is boring as shit so we've got something that happened once that was interesting.

counting down to the World t20 next year

finals will be good, and ashes after this is what we're all really waiting for.

What are they doing?

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REAL game tomorrow

England vs Australia is the poor man's India vs Pakistan

At this point I can’t even get my head round why someone would wanna ejaculate their own nut all over their left thigh, mop up 90% the remnants with a sock and hurl it across their bedroom floor...you’re gonna leave the remaining 10% stuck to your overgrown pubes and inner thigh, then let that shit crust off overnight.
Your pubes ain’t been trimmed in 3 months+ cause you’re a lazy fuck who gets no action. Your genitalia starting to look like Hagrid’s jaw.
Probably won’t even take care of it in the morning. So you’ll go about your daily routine with some residue still lingering in your crevices.
Some of ya’ll content being crustaceans...

Watching porn is the saddest shit you can do with your time. Like what the fuck?

Low IQ post

If you think Melbourne and Sydney are bad cities because of their cosmopolitan nature or degeneracy, chances are you're a seething low IQ poorfag bogan country hick

other way round. india and paksitan dont even play test cricket against each other.

reckon sydney's a bit shit because they get such poor crowds at games respective to its population.

Mosaddek is fuming KEK

Having a wank now tbqh.

Grim

>not fapping the bath bath and just cumming on your chest and showering immediately after
grim

>india and paksitan dont even play test cricket against each other.
Still our rivalry is so intense that our tournament matches are the most anticipated/viewed in the world.

FYI i clean off all the residue with multiple napkins before hurling them across the room into the trash

No one cares about England vs Australia other than australians. kek.

>caring about non test match cricket
enjoy your mickey mouse games lad

Congratulations on exposing yourself as a casual

>whites become less interested in sport after smelly brown people hijack it
>being proud of the fact that you get more viewers now

Cricket is dying in England because the ECB took it off free to air tv. really is as simple as that.

>Still our rivalry is so intense that our tournament matches are the most anticipated/viewed in the world.
Quite obvious when you consider the combined population

There's more than a billion Indians
Statistically there's more Indian cazzies

>be me
>playing indoor during winter to keep fit
>our team wins a close one, fizzing from taking a couple of superb reflex catches off the nets in close to the stumps
>team playing after us is short a player
>jump in to join them because why not, and gf is overseas for work
>normal team I captain is good, but shiiiiit, this game is a step up, they're literally in a different league
>we field first, another couple of catches to get confidence up, but I'm seeing shot making that's the same as international indoor level
>ohfuck.jpg here we go
>bat during second set of four overs
>see out a few balls of the first over
>strike swaps the next 10 deliveries, we're still in it after 7 overs
>catch one right on the hand, instantly feel two fingers break
>shownopaindontshakethehand.webm
>top hand is useless, i've got no show and I'm on strike for the last over for our final over (of four)
>bowled twice and a useless spooned catch to mid off, means I minused 15 runs in a single over
two years ago and one of my fingers still hurts in winter

>just got off wagecucking after a terrible day
>bought a salad meal, contains fucking APPLES (in a hearty salad), which should be a crime
>afghanistan batting like SHIT as always

does life ever getting better or will it always remain THIS gay?

>dont play cricket against each other outside of icc tournaments
>india has won pretty much all the world cup games against pakistan
>havent played a test match again each other in like 20 years
really grim rivalry this

gets worse m8

Using porn is like using cheat codes. It's all fun and giggles in the beginning. But you will lose the value and the real joy of playing the game as it is supposed to be played. You will feel an instant gratification, but deep down you will not really feel happy, because you didn't work for the reward.

afghanistan will improve at cricket lad, look how good theyve already gotten in such a short amount of time. unironically have some world class bowlers.

Deep....

Agreed m8, people who put apple in a salad are shitcunts.

Uhhh, can I get a food analogy instead?

This. Sky sports literally costs £10/month

having sex is comparably better than wanking

I'd like to see the afghans win one, but I'd rather see the bangaz get a couple of wins and knock out the poms

oh bad luck
shouldn't have pretended to be a hard cunt.

jesus this afghan la absolute SUCKS score some fucking four or have some six you fucker

haven't been watching. has this been good or what? wish Afghans would win one finally

bowled alright, scoring like shit

that's classic Afghanistan

Shakib would walk into the england squad

Grim

Down and out in Paris and London is the 4th best book I’ve ever read lads. highly recommend

THE SHAKIB SHOW

yep
turning off the stream

Shakib, what a sick cunt.

taking Wednesday off, I will be here DESTROYING Engtards with arguments and LOGIC

Ok. Give me your team of the tournament. Catch: you have to have at least one player from each nation.

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Fuck Sky, bloody wankers and full of gay propaganda. I will stab down every license inspector that will come across me

>trimmed in 3 months
rookie numbers

Remind me tomorrow.

>tuesday off work
>wednesday on the clock from 5am
At least I sign off on Saturday at 11am so I can catch a sleep before legit the best match of the tournament on Saturday night.

all over

off to bed

What are your top 3?

Afg vs Pak is gonna be some quality viewing.

Rohit
Warner
Williamson
Root
Stokes
Nabi
Braithwaite
Shakib
Wahab
Starc
Malinga

Sharma
de Kock
Warner
Kane
Buttler
Shakib
Cottrell
Mujeeb
Amir
Malinga
Starc

Plane lands at 12:30pm, and that's the second plane ride after driving 2500km, so might just snooze until the proper match tttt.

>no amir

bro it's shakib

Crime and punishment
Infinite jest (unironically)
Kitchen confidential by Anthony Bourdain (also unironically)

No South African

Actually yeah amir over wahab

WAGIE WAGIES
DON'T COMPLAIN
REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN
FOUR MORE DAYS AND YOUR LIFE IS YOURS AGAIN
UNLESS THAT IS YOU DECIDE TO COMPLAIN

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Grim

The last 2 lines don't even have a rhythm

Collapseghanistan

Fuck sake. Literally no stand out players

Rassie and de Kock

it's called scansion danny

want to kick you are ass

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*your

*you're = you are

>the graveyard of run rate

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oWo what's this?
it is shakib bro

Holy KEK What terrible taste!

No wonder Rushdie is so big in your country.

Your ≠ you're

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You utter imbecile, allow me to school you are pathetic ass with some facts and knowledge.
I said "I want to kick you are ass", which colloquially would be "I want to kick you're ass". The reason it is "you're" and not "your" as you so stupidly content, is that "kick" is a verb, just like "are" in "you are" is. I hope your aware of your mistakes now. Little piece of advice: delete you're posts, kid. Their embarrassing.

The absolute STATE

Really dislike the autism of non-English people

OOF

the fuck is that lazy jog? Wouldn't run like that from a AtG

AT LEAST THEY'RE BETTER AT THE CRICKET....HAHAAHAHAHAHAH

autistic post lad
>n particular, understanding and relating to other people, and taking part in everyday family, school, work and social life, can be harder

Isn't this the same pitch on which India played Aghanistan the other day?

>I want to kick you are ass
>I hope your aware of your mistakes now
>delete you're posts
>Their embarrassing
Can't tell if genuinely retarded

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cope

Indoos please kick bangers out of the tournament for us. kthxbye.

yep

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Cryptonomicon - Neal Stephenson
American Tabloid - James Ellroy
His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman

love you're work

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we already made a deal. India will lose just for teh lulz

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are these brainded pa*htoons even trying to win.

do bengali women have big tiddies?

SCHNOZZ

this mutafiz is a pretty ordinary trundler. why don't they target him.

>104 runs with 4 wickets and 67 balls
Do you know how easy this is for Afghanistan? Do you have any fucking idea how easy this is? This is a fucking joke. And I'm sorry Pakistan can't do this. I really am because I wouldn't have to fucking sit here and watch you fumble around and fuck it up.

calm down faggot

bbc.com/sport/cricket/48742007
imagine playing a six-game twenty20 series and making only 88 runs

detest pakistan and afghanistan equally lads

It's not even funny desu
Doesn't medicine have any ways of checking somebody's actual age?

another vpn fag?

>314/2
>61 extras

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accept islam already

Not just that their bowling was shit as well.
>losing by 304 runs in a t20 match

Based RC posts the day he got mentioned

Can't envision Mali being the new hotbed of cricket tttt

bangers on suicide watch

No

Bengali women are the lowest form of sexiness. Yuck those beetel chewing brown lips.

WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP

NEED a few tonks

That's a bihari woman, the image was originally posted by an Indianon.

Why does this stupid woman always try to teach cricket to us.

BASED

Shakib Show

Shandar gendbaji

Wait, we're eliminated already? Holy fucking cringe

They will chase this. Just wait and watch how bangla bottles this.

;_;

I just remembered. It was shakib's uncle who was declared anti national by Pakistan after he wrote "free Bangla" on his bat

I would've easily chaseden this . Taliban needs me

There was BSNL chakka before DLF Maximum
Only 90s kids will remember.

unlucky la

How will the result impact others?

is shakib a fraud lads? not sure if he genuinely is the world's best all rounder or if he just plays for such a shit team he has to play more of a role than a typical all rounder. can't imagine even ben stokes or neesham having trouble averaging 30+ batting at fucking 3.

keeps the bangers in the run for semis

Reckon England's loss was the catalyst

I remember when will sponsored Indian team

>He doesn't remember the pencils playing cricket commercial "Nataraj phir Champion"

Fuckin Zoomers

*wills
Also rip rashid

O G R E
G
R
E

ugh..

>Poofghamistan

backing dawlat to knock these runs off quickly

Shakib only started batting at 3 this tournament

redpill me on pitch conditions
why do they matter? wetter field means more fours or something?

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watch Test cricket if you want to understand pitches

it is not easy to explain in words.

>me in charge of predictions

is this a 10/10 in bangladesh?

AMA

afghanistan's loss is an obvious MOSSAD false flag

Slow bitch = usually dry, less runs, less pace on ball, harder to make boundaries. Spinners like this
Fast pitch= more grass, more pace on ball. Swinger and pace abusers like this. Easier to make runs but pacers can still take down the castle

Missing shikhslar dhaean

F

She cute

A natural pitch with grass longer or more moist than usual is described as a green pitch. This favours the bowler over the batsman as the ball can be made to behave erratically on longer or wet grass.
A sticky wicket is a pitch that has become wet and is subsequently drying out, often rapidly in hot sun, causes the ball to behave erratically, particularly for the slower or spin bowlers.
As a match progresses, the pitch dries out. As it dries out, initially batting becomes easier as any moisture disappears. Over the course of a four or five-day match, however, the pitch begins to crack, then crumble and become dusty. This kind of pitch is colloquially known as a 'dust bowl' or 'minefield'. This again favours bowlers, particularly spin bowlers who can obtain large amounts of traction on the surface and make the ball spin a long way.
This change in the relative difficulties of batting and bowling as the state of the pitch changes during a match is one of the primary strategic considerations that the captain of the team that wins the coin toss will take into account when deciding which team will bat first and can accordingly finalise his decisions.
Besides that pitches in different parts of the world have different characteristics.

Maybe

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oh wow, didn't know it was that complex
thanks brothas

red pill me on erinvholland.

More like 9/11 jajaja

having sex. See you later incel losers.

Please watch our sport

thanks for watching our sport

Nice of you that you took time to post this while having sex.

welcome sweaty xx

What is this aesthetic

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grim, just grin

জয় বাংলা, লুঙ্গি শামলা

God I wish that were me

Matches can be literally won or lost if the Captain knows how to read the pitch. You're fucked if the captain made the wrong choice. Pitch behaviour usually changes with fog, moisture, clouds, rain, sunshine, bowlers' landing patches, grass, THE TIME ZONE (Indian pitches are slow, Aussie are hard) and then there are huge pitch-rollers and of course your team's line up. If you have more fast bowlers in your team, you want to bat 1st if the conditions are overcast/moist. Otherwise bat 2nd since most pitches turn more after 70 overs or so.

This is still VERY VERY simplistic.

Also, this is why India doesn't want to let Dhoni retire. He's amazing at reading pitches.

t. homosexual

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এস্তোনিয়াতে!

>that handshake

I need some pajeet to answer me, why is bollywood pushing degeneracy so much onto indians? I've seen 3 recent new Indian movies, all of them had massive amounts of alcohol consumption, promotion of cigarette smoking, infidelity and having women being thots. Now I don't mind thots, since when they start dating a proper guy he will force her to cover up, but it's abit jarring to see anyway.

Banglas are disgusting caucasoid+mongloid mutts.

do you think the occupants of WTC7 were thinking about cricket before it collapsed cleanly onto its own footprint due to a single fire on the top floor caused by falling debris?

হ্যা

Weird desu

>cheap thrills
it sells
nothing new

>why is bollywood pushing degeneracy so much onto indians?
Bollywood is run by (((poonjabis)))

Agli bar modi sarkar

>bihari /pol/shitter arrives

Redpill me on Punjabs/sikhs,goy

>Pushing
There's no Jewish conspiracy in Bollywood mate. Sex sells, especially in a low IQ movie industry like Bollywood. Plus the censor board is relaxing the restrictions

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i'm out
that dude is Haram personified

I've always been here. Seethe more.

Leave it on India and co. to carry the threads while antipodeans are sleeping.

I'll have to look into this more
I love bellies like that

Loved her during our early days on Mtv, now she is just another coked up bollywood slut.

That's right. Get the fuck out like the little faggot you are.

GOOD NIGHT LADS

WAS AN OK GAME!

SEE YOU TOMORROW.

Is England ready for tomorrow's game?

Might still be mentally mashed after the last game

Cringy caps lock autist.

Goodnight m8

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>There's no Jewish conspiracy in Bollywood mate.
You can't be more wrong. Most slutty actress during early days of bollywood were Jewish, they taught Indian woman to be thots.

bh.org.il/blog-items/bollywoods-jewish-superstar-actresses/

There is Islamic underworld conspiracy tho

SNIFFFFF

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need me a bollywood thot

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Islamic extremists? Don't like em.

>5 Literal whos from 1930s
Wooahhhh duuude

Islamic moderates? No such thing

H Y P E

rent free

You haven't gone yet? Flee away you little bitch.

Same :D

>Islam
>promoting degeneracy
pick one and only one

>be me
>breathe
>trigger brainlets and /leftypol/shitters

Pajeet politics:

>What is D-company?

going to be practicing my exchanging of syllables with "poo" all day

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are people still hyped for this after england has been thoroughly E X P O S E D by pakistan and sri lanka

This is for Indians when we meet in the final.
youtube.com/watch?v=E_HbyQ6Y46U

Based BIHARI song.
For me, it's m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl8BePMoF1s

Yep, always hyped for England vs Australia

England v Australia is historically important. Like The Netherlands vs. high tide.

For me, it's synchronised ">poot" posting

Every team has been exposed
The last big games will show how badly, and who has momentum going into the finals

youtube.com/watch?v=PBqaM8txf9I

literally RENT FREE
Intriguing how OBSESSED you are with us and can't get us out of your head. So much so that entire nations policies and parliament debates revolve around what we eat, what we wear etc.
And this when we are barely 15%
kek
K e K
K E K

Seriously, though take it to /pol/

>no gold coast?

Shit

.

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>D-company represent Islam

holland hasn't lost that one sinds '53

is softball similar to cricket? we won the world cup yesterday and watching a video the players dress like baseball but the pitchers throw the ball like in cricket

youtube.com/watch?v=4dEJLFqR6_s

based film. are all anurag kashyap kino?

you literally can't throw the ball in cricket

Saw softball in shinchan

By this logic let me just say that all cow lynchers and and extreme hindutvafags don't represent hinduism. Hope you don't seethe about them anymore and stop accusing me of being a sanghi.

Come on baby
Come on baby
Aao karein dance shuru
Zor see ghoomein
Hun tum jhoomein
Nacho . Nacho.

I wish the brown people in the thread would be civilized.
Even argentina is showing you up

No they're not lol.

Ehhh. Not all really. He's made a lot of crap too. Bompay velvet was extreme shitfest.

Being this much of a zoomer that you've watched shinchan. My nephews and nieces watch it.

>bro 93 blasts were just a prank bro

I'm a boomer and I watched it
I bought a shin shan shirt in Seoul too

Fuck off mossad shill

For me, it's Doraemon.

Betichod 2006 se chal raha hai

both look like faggy versions of baseball

not a fan of the super late sunsets in summer
should be dark around 9

Your nephews and nieces watch very watered down version of it. It was banned after parents protested

Dev D
Black Friday
GoW
Rest are kinda meh

Baseball is the faggy version of cricket though.

>brown people
>civilized
Oxymoronic desu

thanks

Baseball is for unfit poofs who hate running

>being this much into shin chan related news

Wishful thinking, I know

odds to win the cup
>India
3.00
>England
3.10
>Australia
3.60
>New Zealand
7.00
>Pakistan
29.00
>Bangladesh
101.0
>Sri Lanka
126.0
>West Indies
201.0

You are thoughts on this?

yeah okay youtube.com/watch?v=qRyrLsYJJbE

>these wh*toids completely ignore how they chimpout and namecall each other for most of the threads
Hypocrites.

gymnastics are also faggy as fuck and they get serious injuries more often than rugby players kek

INDIAAAA INDIA INDIAAAA INDIA INDIAAAA INDIA INDIAAAA INDIA

Of course they don't represent Hinduism.
The political ideology sanghifags follow today was born with the Hindu Mahasahba as a means to gain power in the hands of Brahmins when eventually it was going to be transferred from the hands of the British.

5 years ago
>world cup finalists in fooball
>3 players in the atp top 10
>world cup semifinalists in rugby
>#2 in the fiba ranking, only behind the usa, ginobili winning his 4th nba ring
>field hockey world champions
>boxing champions in 2 different weights

>now
>all the good athletes are over 30 years old and not a single young star in any sport

>New Zealand
>7.00
Should be around 3.50

I'm a brahmin m8. That's a bit offensive.

put some buckaroos on it mate

Doraemon was good but tensai bakabon was the funniest

Watching condensed replays lads

But I'm a betlet ;_;

¿?

কোথাও ঠাই নয়। জামাতি এজেন্টদের সব দেশ থেকে নির্মূল করা হবে। এনশাল্লা।

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>read this last night
abc.net.au/news/2019-06-24/hot-water-bottle-filled-from-a-kettle-explodes-prompting-warning/11227432

who else playing comfy Russian Roulette nightly?

Everyone knows about it. Are you a zoomer?

salu2 boludo...

The maratha bhangis genocided your people on the instructions of congress after Gandhi died

Why are bengalis such cucks? Honestly, their culture is built around women worship. They worship Durga goddess the most. Mamata banerjee is their CM. Sheikh hassina is their PM. Also heard a lot from people that bengali men often cook for their wives.

maxima?

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Young Amir was so good. FUck. what a waste of talent. youtube.com/watch?v=8XadX0mpFPs

Fuck me

Based homosexual

onions un villero de holanda..tirate que? tirate un paso

>onions
pffffff jajajajajajajajaja

I hate congress and Gandhi a lot.

I’m only rooting for Afghanistan because I absolutely hate curry niggers. I don’t even watch cricket. Indians/Bangladeshi/Pakistanis are utterly disgusting “people”

Nothing against Brahmin people, we're against Brahmanwad.

Congress is run by Brahmins as well.

so elite here

astonishing contribution to the thread

I was an avid fan of DBZ and Pokemon.
I thought I was too old to watch shinchan when it ran on tv.

>Brahmanwad
What's that and how is it not against the brahmin community? You literally have the word "brahman" in it.

>pajeet politics

Australia doesn't have it in them to beat Eng and that would effectively kick Pak out of the semi race. Pretty sad desu.

>Brahmanwad
Read Ambedkar's works. Everything is available in the public domain.
Basically, it's the casteist system that the foreign Aryan invaders developed in India to culturally assimilate the native people into their fold where they set themselves at the top and get to rule over the native population. Pre-Islamic Arabia was very similar and what the European colonialists did was the same thing as well but with far more brutality and force.

tum karo to chamatkar hum karein to balatkar
wah bhai wah

>off-topic posts only revolve around politics
LMAO

Caste system has been abolished for a long time now. Lower castes get all the reservations, it's us brahmins who are struggling now. Why do you still blame us?

hope ausbros win tonight desu

BASED kiwibro. Really want to see England in the semis though.

The Elite and the policymakers are still Brahmins who barely make up 3% of the population. Besides that the objection of reservation has not been achieved there is still no social equality. You want to label the shudras and outcastes Hindus only for political gains, but aren't willing to share a meal with them or marry your girls in their household.

Why would you want that when you can wish for Aus vs NZ and Ind vs Pak semifinals instead?

*objective

>marry your girls in their household.
No we don't and there's no problem with this. Most hindus marry within their own caste. There's no need to muttify ourselves.

>Ind vs Pak
Don't see Pakistan qualifying because of their terrible NRR and their next game is against New Zealand. Last 3 Ind vs Pak games were one-sided.

India vs England would be more competitive

I'm a brahmin and I live in a lower middle class household. Many of my relatives live in villages in poor conditions. Honestly the only "privelege" I've got as a brahmin are good looks.

imagine being a dalit that thinks he's a brahmin

Why are you morons so obsessed with the caste system?

feel like pure shit

Imagine being a delusional paki that thinks he isn't a dalit convert.

im going to the england match tomorrow lads

should i boo smith and warner?

>I live in a lower middle class household. Many of my relatives live in villages in poor conditions
So does the majority of Indian population.
Go read the surnames on the nameplates of any posh locality anywhere in India you'll figure out who runs the nation. Brahmins are the Jews of India.

BASED
reckon not but its your prerogative haha

i paid him £50 for those wickets

Why?

cheer warner as an extremely based defender of vulnerable muslims from the extremist racist and islamophobe root

telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/international/australia/11716409/The-Ashes-David-Warner-says-he-attacked-Joe-Root-as-he-felt-he-was-insulting-Muslims.html

fitting.

why would you not, they have brought disgrace to both the sport and their country

Take a placard by which we can recognise you

>dalit convert strawman
oh no no no no no no no no no

imagine thinking everyone who says you're a dalit is a paki

sing them Sandpaper Kings

genuinely want to feel the life leave your. body as I choke you to death with my bare hands
(this is satire)

Leave the booing to Australia lad. Cheer them.

kek

Cringy dalitoid. Blaming any community (whether it be brahmins or jews) for your own incompetence and failure is retarded. Expected nothing else from a chamar like you.

>IT'S DA JOOZ
Please gtfo bhangi /pol/shitter

Maybe you mean the way he bats coz the way he plays has been shown time and again to be absolutely disgraceful. His attitude and respect for the game and the opposition are pretty much zero and honestly, I won't mind if the cowardly cheat never played international cricket again. Its one thing to try to get reverse illegally but the way he has been doing a lot of things shows he always thinks he can get away with anything and then also comes out with a lot of "holier-than-thou" spiels which only shows up his fuckin hypocrisy. The cunt needs to be booted out for the greater good of both Australian and international cricket.

Do it for a laugh mate

Based

b+r

literally don't care. keep the caste bullshit to your borders please.

either feigning ignorance or genuine retards who live such sheltered lives that they have no clue about ground realities of their nation.

I don't want to have this conversation either but you guys keep posting inane shit which ought to be countered lest you

Did he die?

sorry does caste also affect a cricket match like the field conditions do? not sure why we're discussing this otherwise haha

Just found this elite documentary about sandpaper gate
youtube.com/watch?v=MKcvHAec6GM

just dont cross the line mate or warner will walk off

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Who? I'm still here
????
I'm not going to take you seriously if you bring up the retarded /pol/tier >IT'S DA JOOZ argument.

this. christ i fucking hate these retards bringing the same inane /pol/ shit into the thread every fucking day

BASED

Overcast(e) stops play due to bad light haha

Tu firangi nahi hai na? Tu kaun hai to? Indian? Pakistani?

Lurk more, freshie.

Nikal laude

BTFO
T
F
O

cringe

Do you know the Jews are waiting for a messiah? And that messiah would infact be the Anti-Christ according to Christian and Islamic belief. Then Jesus (who is also revered by Muslims btw, peace be upon him) will be sent back among us with the mission to kill the Anti-Christ and eliminate oppression on earth. The Caliph of the Muslims at the time of the 'second coming' of Jesus will lead an army from the East to Palestine and liberate Al-Quds(Jerusalem) from the Jews.
All that is happening in Palestine at the moment is in preparation for the rise of the Anti-Christ.

If you want more such Redpills refer to the authentic sayings of Prophet Muhammad (SAW).

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>LE GRINGE DDDDDDD
yikes

what team should I watch if I wanna see good batting and consistent sixes
after watching these afghanistan shitters every match I forgot what six looks like, I feel like I'm a virgin again

England

West Indies or England

LE GRINGE DDDDDDD

Ind, Eng and NZ for good batting
Aus, Pak and WI for wallops

True patrician would want to see a good contest between bat and ball though.

Say, weren't they banned for ball tampering?

The Jews will win the end

Nope
There is a saying in sanskrit; Satyameva Jayate- Truth always triumphs.

indeeed

Been enjoying russian hardbass recently, lads. Dont know how, why, or where this started.

Based jannies

kek

leave the blue pill of muhammad. atheism is the final red pill

I am atheist, but I am also a muslim. That's something you mentally deficient atheists who think they have reached self actualization (kek) will never understand.

questionable post this

Becoming an atheist is only the first step. You are perhaps too young (and/or stupid) to understand, maybe.

youtube.com/watch?v=3k1FHkGoSTg
Lot of pain in the comments

Michael Vaughan has got trolling Indians down to an art.

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philosophically speaking what you're saying is a load of crap

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So it's stupid then.

RETARD ALERT

Indians have ruined cricket. Prove me wrong.

>'They can do what they want' - Morgan won't do a Kohli if fans heckle Smith, Warner
Shower of boos on the cards

Good.

based

>not Gulbadine

grim

tipping a GOATner double hundred tomorrow

but santner plays for new zealand m8

literally WHO?

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This is the post

warnGOAT triple hundred tonight
shouldn’t be hard given the way he’s been hogging the strike

Craving for some hash browns

reminder fartin guptill has more double centuries at world cups than the entire nation of australia

get shredding them taters m8

...

based

forum.phun.org/threads/danielle-wyatt.2903765/

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Bro it is shakib

Australia beat England easily in the warm up mate

>in the warm up

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really, really, really concerned with the intelligence of commonwealth nations

my dear bro it is shakib

honestly if your player of the tournament is NOT shakib then your are a brainlet

BASED

NZ beat India
India beat Aussie
Aussie beat England
???
profit

Just rewatched Mujeeb’s jaffa that dismissed Sharma lads

on suicide watch lads

what does sebbo look like?

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Like canadian but less gay

b+r

Kek

They deleted the porn thread i'm mildly upset

grim

might buy out Yea Forums and ban all Americans

>that revolting prison vagina on his face
Makes daniel look good

Look under the couch cushions. Should be enough there

depressed.

could be worse
could have like 24 more hours of continuing education videos to watch before the end of the month

can't be more worse than getting (You)'d by sebbo

zachy you in mate

Baldy b won't be returning

why's that mate

bullied the fuck out by spouter

didn't ask you fat cunt

rude

based

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might buy out antipoodean ISPs and block 4channel

got a list of 967 twitter accounts that might be the seething kiwi lads

brainwave: filipino cricket

arguments for:
>brown
>manlets
>shit at other sports

dear oh dear what do we have here

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why are india so shit at cricket?

BASED

reddit banter

Got a list of 967kgs that make up fatguts lads

you're about 890kg out of range m8

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he's roped lads

Sebbo on weighing nearly 2 tonnes watch

took me a minute, clever, you got me

>1857kg
christ almighty

Must be fucking strong rope.

Just made 2 meat patties with 4 slices of cheese, 8 rashers of crispy bacon, special sauce and a handful of pickles for early dinner

They call me lowcarbbro

ELITE
CRICKET
DISCUSSION
RIGHT HERE

all me

ta lad

>not a single (You)
:(

multiple post replies are the fucking worst.

it's not cricket unless both teams playing are 90% white

bit racist mate

not happy with that comment

I shed blood of saxon men

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Hmmmmmmmmmm

watching episode 8 of I, Claudius ama

Australia has Khawaja and Stoinis. Neither are white. 9/11 white people = ~82%

New Zealand is the only 90+% white team and that's concerning to me

boers aren't white

>nz team has more white south africans than south africa

vocaroo.com/i/s0WpGaDM7MeR

@93725289
oof

de big man is 100% aryan Rhodesian m8

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

the wonders of how sebbo looks like has reached peak interest over at /hoc/. we request that /cric/ posts sebbos ugly smelly face, thank you

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There was a point to prove.
Janny is fkn biased against currygods.

Maybe try pooing and a toilet

Try having nicer off-topic conversations

Hoo boy. Reeks like poo in here

literally him

Change your diaper m8

i can't see SHIT

No dick head. It's you and the idnians

Look in mirror

See

he who smelt it be's the one who dealt it

POST SEBBO

love - /hoc/

My eyes are so itchy. Must be pink eye in the air cause of all those Indians walking around.
But if anyone does know an assistance, my eyes are seriously pretty itchy haha

Yeah mate
*Pisses in your faggot eyes*

he posts this shit where Pajeet will see

wtf /cric/ i thought you guys were cool

Quality sports discussion board. Just about time you guys head to Yea Forums

based janny working the blow-in curries into a literal seeethe

looking into sebbo's past as "piss and shit" in /trek/ on Yea Forums

shoo /hoc/
indiachan.com/b/res/12913.html

Anyone remember the Jannie who would relentlessly ban anyone for any slightly off-topic discussion

best janny ever.

based cadfael

>stop doing things I don't like
such pathetic mentality
Also,
>implying anglo off-topic posts are nice

All Anglo posts are superior.

i'm here to talk about /cric/. where is BASED poo peeland

here m8 AMA

You brahmin dalit shit.....prrrttt.....pooooo

talking about sebbo is technically on-topic desu

no idea what blow-in /pol/curries are on about most of the time.

new

New Zealand #1

hey quads. neat.