/trans/ - No Net Spend discussions allowed edition

I have to take the 13 though

is it really though

>not doing the first 5 or 6 years with a rich club so you can have fun with real players and then retiring, making a new manager in the lower leagues with things shuffled up a bit and regens everywhere

just got back from work and good god just end it now

Ligne 6 is worse, it takes the sun all day. I was in it 20 minutes ago and it wasn't pleasing, but it's still bearable.

Is it worse where you are?

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>MUH OVER 20°C! LITERAL HELL!
Central European truly are subhuman scum

>£430m for Varane
Are you sure that's not typo?

We'll see about that when old fucks start fainting and everyone's stuck

>Manchester United have been told they must cough up £430m if they want to sign France centre-back Raphael Varane, 26, from Real Madrid. (Star)

*calculates shirt sales*

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>Newcastle
The Absolute State of It FC

Maybe I feel this way because I'm on holidays and don't work.

>Arsenal are considering selling Lucas Torriera, 23, after AC Milan submitted their first offer for the Uruguay midfielder. (Sport Mediaset - in Italian)
isn't he pretty much their only good player?

lmao what the fuck

Who do we get in when Frank goes?

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He is, but apparently he feels homesick of some bullshit like that.
Should have signed for Spurs, it would have been better with all the argies.

>Newcastle United are set to hold last-ditch talks in an attempt to persuade Rafael Benitez to extend his contract as manager. The 59-year-old, whose contract expires at the end of June, has reportedly been offered a job in China. (Chronicle)
He quit, mate.

alan curbishley or chris powell imo

Is manchester united completely fucked?
Every target of theirs rejects or gets taken by another club, all that's left are those unrealistic fake transfers

The Big Sam rises

true, iirc arse don't have any other spics

JT

Monreal.

inb4 they pull out a deadline dead triple swoop for nerman, griezmann and varane

>£430m
is this a typo?

Is De Ligt going Juve or what?

>signing non regens

Holy cringola

They get linked to every single player out there because mentioning ‘man utd’ In an article is an easy earner with clicks.
Like that shit about Hummel snubbing them. Is it true? No. Is it easy money in adverts to say so? Yes. Does it matter telling lies?no

>top 3 center backs in the world
>real Madrid starter
What did you expect? McGuire is gonna 80mil and he is only 1/5 of the player varane is.

who knows lad
reckon he's coming to liverpool personally

Maguire is only so expensive because of the english fee.

>not starting at a lower league club and giving them loads of money so you can sign old famous players

P$G bound

Liverpool delusion never ceases to astound me

have six

pray tell if there a better destination in world football right now
especially for a dutch centre half

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>According to Don Balon, Zinedine Zidane wants Sadio Mane and Liverpool would sell him for 180m euros

>Juventus superstar Cristiano Ronaldo apparently wants to further his own chances of winning the 2019 Ballon d’Or award and as a result, he has asked the club to sign Antoine Griezmann and offload Paulo Dybala, in a bid to make his team strong enough to win big competitions like the Champions League.
>It is Don Balon that reports that the Portuguese legend finds Paulo Dybala to be the weak link at Juventus as he drags them down in terms of performance.

>Arsenal manager Unai Emery is keen to bring Lucas Vazquez from Real Madrid to the Emirates Stadium, according to Don Balon.

>Don Balon also list the likes of Real Madrid, Tottenham, Juventus, Inter Milan, Roma, Bayern Munich and Borussia Dortmund as among the clubs keeping an eye on Foden’s situation.

>Liverpool are considering a summer move for Barcelona winger Ousmane Dembele and are prepared to splash £133m to sign the France international (Don Balon)

How much money is Ronaldo making Juventus that he can decide transfers?

Reckon Messi and Ronaldo will have 94 rating on Fifa 20? Or do you think they’ll knock them down to 93/92? Neither has had a particularly great season based on their usual standards? Also give some other notable player rating predictions

Pogba 87
Mbappe 90
VVD 90
Bale 86
James 85
De Jong 84
De Ligt 84
Hazard 89

the don with the fresh transfers

>Sell Neymar for Griezmann + 100M to Barça
>Sell Nkunku, Trapp, Diaby, Draxler, Jesé for a combined 80M
>Get Tonali, SMS, De Ligt and Cancelo
Rate my Fifa career guys

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>Fifa
have sex

I mean it really depends. If he wants to win the premier league he should go to city probably

>Tonali
who?

I can only receive blozzers whilst playing Fifa or its too distracting
Dybala is Ronaldo’s boyfriend tho

Messi was better than last year though

Swap Tonali for a midfielder they can play now. Otherwise you will have the same problems. Maybe try and get Matuidi back

Le Fifa 19 Pirlo man

Lmao look at that fag. 30°C is just a sweet sunny day

>VVD90

Lol he’s not even top 20 CBs

If PSG take De Ligt they will play Maquinhos as a 6

Why's it so muggy, lads

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Maguire is a better cb than Varane, have hou ever seen Varane play without a top cb partner because I have and he's terrible being a Real Madrid starter in 2019 is nothing impressive, Valverde was a starter at the end of the season

I thought Barrella was their next big CM prospect, there's already someone new?

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>Arteta

Oh my

I wonder when someone else will be ranked higher than Ronaldo or Messi. Neymar would have a higher rating than Ronaldo by now if he stayed at Barca

Varane is literally a starting CB for the current world champions, but okay.

Tonali actually looks like Pirlo and he's 10M cheaper

>english fee
Please tell me more

it's surely going to be mbrappe

Deluded moron. Ronaldo is still at top of his game and doesn’t look like it’s ending anytime near

add 20M to the market value of any english player

>Lionel Messi has reportedly requested that Barcelona strike a deal to bring Brazil and Atletico Madrid star Felipe Luis to the club this summer.
>According to Don Balon, the Argentine has asked the club to bring Luis to the Nou Camp in the next few months, with the Blaugrana forward keen for his side to bring in competition for Jordi Alba at left back, a position that is one of Barca’s weakest.

>Don Balon reports that Rakitic, who is bound to leave the Catalans this summer, has expressed a desire to join Conte at Inter

>Pogba is apparently one of manager Zinedine Zidane’s top names in the transfer wishlist but Don Balon reports that Florentino Perez does not want him around at the club.
>Perez apparently feels that the midfielder is overrated with a tendency not to deliver on important occasions. That, coupled with the fact that he is highly expensive, puts the President off from signing him, according to Don Balon.

>Humidity 49%
Boo hoo hoo, it's fucking nothing

if he has another season like his last one, that would mark the end of his career

the current world champions lost to some cockroaches

white people don't like hot temperatures, mutt.

wow, that totally puts everything in perspective!

>those flailing arms

I can anthropomorphise to this.

This needs to be the next OP. Fed up of rumours that have a connection to reality desu

>tfw just found a player who'd be eligible for 6 different national teams

That's probably his release clause.

Do Barca really need Messi to tell them to try to get Filipe Luis on a free?

kek who?

BASED JACK IMRIE!

I now root for Dereham Town

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MLS?

Lichtsteiner at Arsenal

Thoughts?

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Based name

For me it's total cost

Alba is a cunt but he’s literally their second best and second most important player. He sets Messi up so god damn much

SIGN SUM FAKKIN PLAYERS

It does most of the players in the French champions squad are really worse now and I'm confident that you won't win shit in the next Euro

Sandy Walsh. He's eligible for England, Ireland, Belgium, Indonesia, the Netherlands and Switzerland

Which is why he can't start all the games in a season

isn't a lich an undead mage in TES?

You're just a pussy, unlike

plaatselijk bewolkt is a lie, i'm not going to make it

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>sane vs €180m
>ronaldo having a shot at 2019 ballon d'or
>dembele vs £133m
Kek

Benitez. He’s got experience in the Championship

Mourinho at Newcastle. Based or cringe?

based, but then i dislike shitcastle so i may be biased

Treated myself lads. Wanna see what I get?

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Use the pound for a dairy milk instead.

why is lingard on there lmao

Any update on the me cooling down in a little creek with a qt girl situation?

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Too much of a risk going right after Benitez. If he ends up lower than him the very next season it's a big blow to his legacy

Sorry m8, never going to happen.

I think it makes sense. Benitez got so much respect at Newcastle and took a dogshit team to 10th in the PL twice in a row because of that. If Mou came and had new owners I honestly think he could pull another Porto

Woah...

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Will Cardiff finally pay us for Sala?

based coady
incredibly mediocre selection there though; struggling to think of anything to say about any of them

>FIFA
take the PESpill already, bruv

whatever happened with that manslaughter investigation?

It's called 'eFootball PES 2020' now lmao

Aye, spurts of downpour all night and throughout today, even at midnight it was still muggy af, gonna be crazy hot for the WWC games later on in the week.

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pray for me broeder

>New owners
Got some bad news for you la

Lads, I miss Rafa.

Jackie > Ingrid

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A little better

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>muh e-sports
Cringe but still better than FIFA. I still call it Winning Eleven tbqhwyf

Sorry chief, but that's just wrong.

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we all do lad

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>Johnny Pebbles

What will you do with your Engens when are chavs bring it home?

Not so fast straight boy

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Genuinely, I dont know. Still torn between Braids and Engen vs /our chavs/. Also Millie Bright is top tier female version of Harry Maguire

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>1.64
Nice, she's better suited for life in Mexico than in Netherlands

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Business idea: Newcastle, but managed by >Moyes

Based I love being a consumer :DDDdd

have sex

Which club will hire Rafa?

CUT MY CLUB INTO PIECES
LEAGUE 2 MY LAST RESORT

Salford

give me one reason why newcastle shouldn't hire joe kinnear as rafa's replacement

Is the Spain job up for grabs?

Newcastle should sack Ashley and rehire Rafa tbqh

I have sex while a yify torrent is on in the background faggit

I'm going to the shops, want anything?

One Bruno Fernandes and a freddo please.

/sips/ and pringles please

> Leiden

This heat truly means suffering.

>when he tells you he doesn't have netflix ["him" on the top right]

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Quincy Promes from Sevilla to Ajax

>top right

Newcastle fans are in absolute meltdown.
F

don't bully; i've got a condition

Hello who are Everton signing

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Phil Jones

Manure should sign Matuidi to free up Pogba

NO ERA QT

One Kylian Mbappé Lottin please.

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Pogba is staying. Were signing some flop from Portugal for 80m to make him look good tho

sunderland

>One of the clauses Manchester United included in their second offer for Aaron Wan-Bissaka was if the club won the Champions League they would pay an extra £15m. Crystal Palace considered the clause wildly unrealistic. (Guardian)

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Austin FC

Liverpool are buying no one this season. They realised they can’t play net spend argument because of last season and so need a summer of nothing to get back that title

>Fifa says it is "currently looking into" Cameroon's behaviour during their World Cup last-16 defeat by England.

Gomes

Incorrect. It was that they said 15m once he reaches 25 CL appearances, which they believed unrealistic

we won the net spend league last season la

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NO

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>80m Allison
>60m Keira
>40m Fabinho
No denying they’re good signings, but net spend title was kissed goodbye last year

No you didn't. You had a negative net spend. Spurs won it.

New football weekly is up:
theguardian.com/football/audio/2019/jun/24/cameroon-chaos-englands-under-21-exit-and-buffon-to-leeds-football-weekly

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more like sædvik

Sell Mane for £180 gorillions?

it wasn't *that* bad was it tbf
you see loads of worse team performances in the premier league e.g. any time burnley step on the field

>NO I MUST POST I HATE LIVERPOOL SO MUCH
face it boys, QT went for 140m no matter how much you try to forget

Guarantee it's being delayed so he can be revealed along with the new kit.

He left in the 2017-18 season?

Already listening lad

hate these smug cunts
hate the guardian in general actually

Burnley are pretty physical but never seen them argue like the Cameroon lot did

Guardian aren’t smug. They’re just correct.

Newcastle funeral when?

Is Jack Clarke the new Alex Pritchard?

t. non-whites

He left the season before, you keep this gimmick up but you don't even google facts. Come on man, at least the anime liverpool 'fan' does, you'll NEVER be better than him at this.

Pretty sick of their insistence to try and make me care about women's football. Just stick to comfy transfer rumours pls.

fuck

you're missing out by not watching the wwc tbqh, there's been some fun footy and decent memes

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>When they put girl football on the main football page and just pretend its men's and no reference to women's teams is ever made.
Shit is soviet tier.

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the premier league doesn't need this because it's already so popular

So.... where is Quique "the spanish Bielsa" Setién going?

>Manchester United turns down Neymar deal, PSG wanted Pogba in return
independent.co.uk/sport/football/transfers/manchester-united-transfer-news-neymar-swap-deal-paul-pogba-psg-latest-ed-woodward-a8972101.html

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Guaranípill me about Juan Escobar pls

kinell lads just look at her

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Newcastle or Real Madrid women's team.

He was really good for Cerro last season but I'm thinking he needed a few more seasons under his belt before moving to *squints* Cruz Azul desu. He works hard, can play right back or centerback and doesn't afraid of anything

I always run away from wherever I am if the temperature goes anywhere near 30°.
What am I? A nigger jew kebab?
Fuck heat

Burnley never elbowed a person in the face and only got a yellow card (then have the BBC go 'apparent elbow' when referring to it)
Burnley never spat on an opposition player and not get punished for it
Burnley never back-passed a ball then argued that the ref got the rules wrong
Burnley never conceded from an indirect free kick and reee'd about it
Burnley never conceded another goal then claim it was offside because they don't understand passive offside rules
Burnley never then refuse to kick off and discuss walking off the field because of 'racism'
Burnley never avoid punishment from the ref if they did this (let alone general dissent and time wasting)
Burnley never refused to kick off and claimed racism when they score a goal but have it rightly ruled off for offside
Burnley never physically assaulted the referee and not even get a foul, let alone the auto red card that it is (and why the media hasn't covered this I do not know)
Burnley never conceded a penalty by going in foot first directly onto an opposition players foot and then avoid said penalty because the referee is told by the VAR room not to give it to avoid Burnley walking off the field and accusing racism with the claim 'well opposition is already 3-0 up don't rock the boat'
Burnley never wait in late onto a opposition players ankle specifically with the goal of breaking it (it was obvious that was the plan) in the 7th min of injury time and only get a yellow card

Yes mate. Totally like Burnley lol! haha!

looks like summer is approaching...

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me top left

I have the weirdest fetish for girls in horizontally striped clothes

>Burnley never elbowed a person in the face and only got a yellow card
ashley barnes does this every match, usually doesn't even get booked for it

good taste, it's a decent look

thesun.co.uk/sport/football/9355351/neymar-barcelona-whatsapp-psg-coutinho/

The call that saved Leo

you got any non-s*n link there lad?

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>The son of late former Arsenal winger Jose Antonio Reyes has signed for Real Madrid at the age of 11.

wtf I love nepotism now

can't wait to see him speeding down the wing

Cruz Azul was shite at RB last season so he's pretty much an improvement already. Also >we have a piss easy schedule at the start of the season so I think he won't get exposed right away and will have time to get used to team.

name 20 better

Hello world

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Mathijs de Ligt
Giorgio Chiellini
Mathijs de Ligt
Giorgio Chiellini
Mathijs de Ligt
Giorgio Chiellini
Mathijs de Ligt
Giorgio Chiellini
Mathijs de Ligt
Giorgio Chiellini
Mathijs de Ligt
Giorgio Chiellini
Mathijs de Ligt
Giorgio Chiellini
Mathijs de Ligt
Giorgio Chiellini
Mathijs de Ligt
Giorgio Chiellini
Mathijs de Ligt

Is this /sex/?

it's /six/

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it's /hips/

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WIllian as a LW will be like a new signing!

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..................

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This bitch was a solid 7 pre-op, which makes me wonder why do so many people can't get a good surgeon in fucking Hollywood

>That 5th member of a 90's boyband who no one knew their name

avram grant to poocastle lads

>Not knowing the name of all Backstreet Boys by heart

Varane
Ramos
Umtiti
Pique
Godin
Giminez
Chielini
Bonucci
De Ligt
Koulibaly
Albiol
Skriniar
Manolas
Silva
Sule
Hummels
Naldo
Kompany
Laporte
Azpi
Alderweireld
Vertonghen

Mourinho's neighbour here. Newcastle is habenig.

You heard it here first.

>Backstreet Boys
yank trash
this is what a real boy band looks like

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from left to right
>the talented one
>the one for the mums
>the heart-throb
>the bad boy
>the one for the (gay)lads

No, this is

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Lads. For the first time ever I might have to jump ship for the day tomorrow to /cric/ for the England v Aus game.

Will I be allowed to come back after? I love /trans/ lads

Never realised how demonstrably ugly they all were. Jesus.

as long as you have strong opinions about liverpool FC you'll always be welcome here lad

everyone was uggo in the 90s desu
unaesthetic grunge-and-heroin-influenced decade

Show me her pussy

Good. 96 wasn’t enough.

>abl
>only posts in /cric/ when england play
>probably a bad poster in /trans/
the utter state of it

>abl
I think you mean ABLiverpool F.C(UK)

finna start an onlyfans where i post pics daily of me wearing liverpool shirts throughout the ages in a lewd manner

anyone fancy a sub? the crown paints is ready to go; washed, dried and tight in all the right places boys

>[Paul Joyce] Simon Mignolet set to stay with Liverpool after impressing Jürgen Klopp
LIKE A NEW SIGNING

I think you mean ABLiverpoolFC(UK)(6 times champions of Europe, current European champions), m8.

“Probably a bad poster”

Objection. Conjecture

>when your reserve keeper is better than most actual PL keepers
klopp and FSG and unironically geniuses, from losing 6-1 to stoke to european champions in 3 and half years

So Mr. Levy sir. Where my transfers?

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ZERO(0.00) premier league wins

This is the source of all anger in Liverpool

To expand on that
>Brescia turned down the 30M offered by PSG and are asking for 40M
>SMS and PSG agreed on a contract, with reports Paris made a 75M bid for the Lazio midfielder

'No'

Is this a joke? Mignolet was so bad even Karius kept him out of the team

Do you comprehend how bad that makes him. I’d rather play Rob Green

Didnt SMS get exposed this season? 75m seems insane.

>when you accidentally reveal your seethe
when will ABLs learn

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>sixlets

Yeah, but he's really tall and white!

big brain kloppo just played karius to force the board to move for alisson

And your seethe stops showing by ALWAYS replying to the bait

ALWAYS THE VICTIM

WTF do you mean? Karius was great in the false 1 position, only problem is that's a position the world isn't ready for, he was far ahead of his time.

>white!
debatable

tottenshit will sign no one, just like last year
Eriksen will leave tho

i-i-it was bait! i was trolling! IM IN CHARGE HERE
kek every time

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>lose CL final that they had decent chance of winning on purpose to get another keeper.

Not convinced by that

Rude and mean

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Hmm entitled much? Just use your youth like everyone else.

alri lads just got in, am I too late to ask how many Premier League titles Liverpool have won?

>rude
>mean

i just told you the truth

In a rude way

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am not that lad but his ZERO post was bait as fuck and you bit

rough pole scally lad dry anals balding swede cuck.mov

i started the bait train lad, and now you're biting too, thats the thing with ABLs, you try to catch one and you end up with a netful

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Haha

no one mentioned Leicester pal

In 11 months you'll literally have no ABL ammo except for an incident where some people died before 95% of the board were even born. 116123 is the Samaritans hotline, please consider calling them before you do something extreme.

sorry lad, I didn't mean to be rude
still it doesn't change the fact that tottenshit will not sign anyone

let me dream a little

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hahaha classic seethe
also I wasn't talking about leicester lmao

Not a Toon, but gutted about Rafa lads.
Ant and Dec joint managers mebbe?

>I started the bait train

It’s cute you actually believe that

You can’t catch ABLs because we’re already out and proud. You just have to look at Liverpool’s history of misdemeanour to understand why.

...So is that a zero, then? You could have just saved yourself some time and typed the single digit '0'

been interesting to see the fury of abls slowly rise over the past couple of weeks as we edge closer and closer to the inevitable mbappe signing

dream as much as you like,
just remember that you'll never see spurs win any trophy

knew rafa would become available.

fucking lawwell

Ashley assuming direct control.

So we’re still in the boom phase. What date will it bust this year? What date do Liverpool go to Selhurst Park?

ABLs are mostly children
imagine posting 9/11 to try and upset burgers lmao as if anyone gives a fuck

Why would Mbappe move to a small club?

SERIOUS QUESTION LADS

When Liverpool don't win the Premier League again this coming season, what will their excuse be this time?

Ummm sweaty I saw us win the international champions cup last year.

>75m seems insane.
They were refusing 120M last season so it's a progress

because at least he'd play in non shit league

But it's our year!

Scousers give a fuck. They mention it every 5 minutes.

>imblying stupid burgers fatties don't get triggered by 9/11
>imblying deluded scouse mongs don't get triggered by 96/0

Arab money doesn't count la

Net spend!

sorry m8 ,I should have said that you'll never see them wining any trophy anyone gives a fuck about

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that city cheated?
and they did, its a pretty fair excuse, not a liverpool fan but city should be stripped of titles retroactively like juve were

Isn't it more like 96/36?

City are breaking the net spend trophy rules

worried about the mental state of abls when they look at Yea Forums and think that scousers are the ones who talk about hillsborough every 5 minutes

That spurs wage bill is outrageous!

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THEY’VE FINALLY CRACKED!

Scousers exposed as the highest level of seething that can exist. This is worse than Israelis

Oh no how will I survive to these sudden changes!

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Total spend, net spend, wage spend, it doesn't matter anyway we get money from tickets. In that order.

>when you're a Liverpool fan

Not on Yea Forums. Hillsborough is mentioned every 5 minutes in the media and at some point every scouse game. On Yea Forums people don’t because they know they’d be told it wasn’t the police’s fault

>that spacing
kek did you get banned from your subreddit for ABL posting

Obvious ABL is obvious.

Holy fucking lol.

XD jajajajajaja
Wow

>25 CL appearances
>Man U

I'll come back in ten years.

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Lads. I think City or Liverpool could go unbeaten next year. If both go unbeaten, do they get a trophy for going unbeaten even if they don't win? I mean Liverpool got one for finishing 2nd with 97 points, right? Was a record!

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B-but Ole's at the wheel!

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This is the post of the century. Holy shit

>city are allowed to cheat as long as they beat liverpool
honestly can someone who isn't a seething ABL explain this meme to me

Nice argument bro

Woman on the train has asked me to hold her dog because she has too many bags and there's not enough room for the mutt
Could get used to this arrangement

Not sure who would be getting the worst of this deal.

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>Liverpool are allowed to spend more than Madrid in 5 years and have the 2nd highest wage bill as long as they put the pressure on
Can somebody who isn't a seething Livercuck explain this meme to me?

You need to cool off and come back later sweetie

Your seethe levels are actually out of control. It’s nothing to do with Liverpool. City can cheat because everyone can cheat if they want. Also if city don’t cheat then Liverpool won’t be able to come up with any excuses when they lose again

>Liverpool are allowed to tap up players because reasons

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jej

>liverpool finally win something
>nobody gives a fuck
proof that PL > CL

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I went to the library today to pick up a book I ordered on the history of The Hillsbrough Disaster, when I asked the Librarian she said she didn't have any record of it. I demanded to know why and she said "It's not our fault", "Yes, that's the one I ordered" I replied.

looks like a lot of the ABLs are finally returning after a few unexplained weeks off lmao
really though lads what team (if any) do you support and do you ever post about them?

manure by far

Pogba

Imagine playing in the Uber Eats Ligue 1

>Liverpool win something.
>Liverpool/ABL posting reaches its apex with EVERY thread wall to wall Liverpool.
fixed

Top post

there were barely any threads

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You get to live in the best city in the world (inb4 plebs claim otherwise) and play the in the CL

My team is HTFC but I love to shit post about cuckerpool because their fans are so fucking angry all the time.

>best city in the world
since when does anchorage play a team in the CL?????

>best city in the world
Paris is a fucking meme that has tricked people for decades. So bad is it there is a mental breakdown illness called Paris Syndrome. It's where people go to Paris and realise it's a shithole filled with darkies and trash and tourist traps and not this wonderful place of bread, cheese, wine and fine art, with security bollards and security checkpoints everywhere and armed police on every corner.

Maybe 30 years ago

>best city in the world

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is a giant-boobed moody pretentious
parisian gf really that much to ask for a young lad from liverpool?

Paris is a fucking dump.

>french
>big boobs
Yeah no that doesn't exist

>Infrastructure is so shit you unironically have to shit in a bucket.

>paris is le meme full of niggers
>london though now thats a city
based delusion

Oui (yes in french)

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Why arent more teams in for him?

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London and Paris are both shit, but London is waaaaaaaaaay better than Paris

They're both shit

invest in a septic tank if that's the case

Poor ABLs ploughing an arid furrow for the next five years.

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Amsterdam > London > Paris

They're both shit, but London doesn't pretend not to be shit in the world stage. Paris is the most visited city in Europe and it's soul crushing to people who believed memes. London is like 5th.

ALWAYS THE VICTOR

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>Its an ABLs remind me of 6 times thread.
Well in lads.

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Is Hong Kong any good?

Love Paris
Love big chebs
Love LFC
Simple as

>Leicester City and England's Harry Maguire, 26, is set to become the world's most expensive defender this week when he joins Manchester City for £80m after turning down Manchester United. (Mirror)
Is he really worth that much?

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that scene always makes me wonder how butthurt people would be if the movie released nowadays

anyway I doubt anyone hates leicester here

Nah

Yes and no. It's often 30C+ with 90%+ humidity. It's expensive. You can't tell who is a Hong Konger and who is actually Chinese. It's cramped and crowded. But it's very cyberpunk if you're into that kind of thing and great if you're rich.

The absolute state of ABLs

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>yfw Arsenal, Blackburn and Leicester have all won PL's but Liverpool hasn't

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>You can't tell who is a Hong Konger and who is actually Chinese
>you can't tell who is a londoner and who is actually british
how is this any significant?

He wouldn't.
He's already turned Manure down.

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Hong Kongers had British civility and are more polite and less likely to screw you over financially. Chinese are basically East Asian Jews. They'll do anything for a quick buck. Hong Kong is a nationality, mate, Londoner isn't.

censor that shit

What about Mexico City, lads?

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No.

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>One of the clauses Manchester United included in their second offer for Aaron Wan-Bissaka was if the club won the Champions League they would pay an extra £15m. Crystal Palace considered the clause wildly unrealistic. (Guardian)

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Shouldn't you be on Holiday Wojack?

>Chinese are basically East Asian Jews
But there's a billion of them how are they comparable? Jews have goys to exploit, not other Jews
>Hong Kong is a nationality, mate, Londoner isn't.
but that's a legal matter, not really relevant here

Apparently it was 25 CL apps, not winning the CL. Fitty.

>clause wildly unrealistic
still applies

Is there a law preventing you from cloning Messi and breeding a team unstoppable footy lads?

You've never had to do business with the Chinese then. You asked me if Hong Kong (City) was good, I explained the issue. Chinese mainlanders move in, pretend to be Hong Kongers and screw you over. Actual Hong Kongers are less likely to do so. The reason it is relevant is there is an international nationality which is Hong Konger, for example, Jackie Chan is a British Hong Konger. This is important when defining between the two. There is no Londoner nationality.

Still wildly unrealistic. (Me)

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His height.

>The reason it is relevant is there is an international nationality which is Hong Konger, for example, Jackie Chan is a British Hong Konger. This is important when defining between the two. There is no Londoner nationality.
ok but why point this out, what' the relevance

Nah. If they get CL next year, then it'll take 4 years in total, assuming they go out in the group stages every time. That's within the 5 year contract he'd get.

You best start siding with me more often Spurswede or I shall be VERY upset and respond with more images like the finger one.

>we

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Because you asked me whether Hong Kong was good and I explained both the good and the bad about it. How are you this fucking retarded? It's bad because you cannot tell the difference visually between Hong Kongers and mainland Chinese. This means you have to be constantly wary about your money, personal possessions and whether you're actually paying the right price. Native Hong Kongers are less likely to screw you this way. What is difficult about this? If you're gonna be retarded, stop fucking replying or go there and find out yourself.

s-sorry

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this

>meyer
LOL

youtube.com/watch?v=fj2nfPM2NHo&feature=youtu.be&t=17

>united getting 4 consecutive CL qualifications including this year with ole at the wheel
hmmm

Oh the Liverpool customer is back. Hey man.

Thread gone to shit again thanks to the spastic broken record

>ABLs ruin another nice thread because they're STILL seething
the heat is only going to make it worse too, grim few weeks coming up for trans

not a customer last kit I bought was 10/11 third kit desu

>buys a kit
>over 3,000km away
>not a customer
Grim.

>not a customer
>tf
>tp
>not a customer
you're a customer if you're not even in the same part of the country, let alone in the caribbean. like saying indonesians in united shirts aren't customers.

I love the heat. I enjoy shitposting in the garden

Are PSG finally getting off the sign every mercenary train?

>entire thread is full of plastics seething at each other

lets be honest, the plastics are the ones forced to support a team geographically closest to them, the real fans are the foreign supporters who choose a club out of genuine love for the team.

fucking christ....

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incomplete list of dutch centre backs who have won the premier league
jaap stam
nathan ake
philipe sandler
karim rekik

>Windies logic

But you mentioned nationality which is a legal manner even thouh the difference between the chinese and hong kong people whould exist regardless and between let's saya capital city and other parts of the country

so it seems Ndombélé is just stalling to see if Real turns to him if they fail to sign Pogba.

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Transfer fees have gotten so inflated that players start second guessing possible moves to shitty oil money clubs. Look at Neymar right now, he's pretty much begging to be bought by Barcelona again, but he won't get out of this one because PSG has slapped a 40000 billion euro price tag on him

Based ABSpurs

have six

Honestly? Pretty based.

>£430m for Varane

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Except that the Hong Kong people had grown up with a British polite and gentleman culture for 200 years and suddenly get stolen back by the Chinese who wanted free stuff under the threat of genocide. It is incredibly important. As I said, just fucking go there and you'll see. Go to Hong Kong, then go to Beijing or something.

not as bad as 120m for felix

That only 24 games

Got nothing to do with Liverpool buying their CL win, it's to do with the fact you are buying a product (Liverpool FC) and then buying more of their product (Shirts) when you can't even get to the country in an hour. You're consuming something and claiming you're not a customer. You are a customer. You have no ties to the club or the country it is in besides you can speak the language and buy a product. Thus, you're a customer. Your seethe is just making me crease.

Not in the league XD

Chances are United would get past the group stage at least once. So, good enough.

>Implying Qatarlona wont weasel their way into getting PSG to give him back

Genuinely based post. This applies to all foreign club plastics of any type.

Chances are they wont qualify 4 years in a row

25 apps is unironically unlikely

Ladies and gentlemen. This is the average brain of a Liverpool fan

i doubt they will

They probably will tbf. I’m basing that off the odds online and they are literally in the business of judging what’s likely or not

well then, my $80 purchase of a kit back in 2010 has ultimately contributed to the financing of the current Liverpool squad so you could say I played a role in our current and continued dominance of Europe. dont be too angry about it.

allez allez allez

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Leverkuesen is buying him.

Yeah, yer right. Nobody hates Leicester.
Doesn't stop the ABLs seething though.

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>literally in the business of presenting statements and matching numbers to make them sound reasonable so people bet on them and lose money
ftfy

No shit. He doesn't want to play for fucking Spurs, been saying it for weeks.

at least theres a tiny little chance he'll live up to the hype and be sold for more later on, while Varane will always be shit.

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name 1 player who wants to play for spurs

me

English meme players like Sessengon or Clarke

*breathes through mouth menacingly*

>Manchester United have been told they must cough up £430m if they want to sign France centre-back Raphael Varane, 26, from Real Madrid. (Star)

Manchester fan wrote this

Any positive Man Utd news?

ole's at the wheel

Clarke announcement Thursday

We couldn’t beat Cardiff or Huddersfield with him

ndombele when

The fanbase isn's as cringy as the Liverpool one

Deadline day

West Ham will apparently sell you Diop fo 65M+!!!!!!!!

I mean it can't possibly get any worse right?

For me it's Evan N'Dicka

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Is sooner have another year of Bailly and Jones

which diop?

Lol

ALWAYS THE VICTORS 2020

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Papa bouba

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Keep dreaming. You’ll bottle it AGAIN. You always do

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The CB who played a few matches.
65m is a joke

I thought this ridiculous transfer value bubble was due to burst?

I'm a Spurs fan and even though they beat us in the CL final I'm not still angry about it. Dont have the energy to hate over football sorry lads

...

You’re doing it wrong then

What’s the story of this woman. Could someone just briefly sum it up? Many thanks.

Dude, right now they don't have a team.
By the start of the season they will probably still only have a bunch of literal whos dotted with occasional celebrity hangers-on.
They ain't qualifying for Jack Shit for the next three years.

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Diop Orco

Hazard deserves another 91
He carried Chelsea

Her story is full of holes

Hope Solo was the goalkeeper for the American women's team and that's her vagina

Yes, you're still entertaining.
I can't stop laughing.

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based

People who post le epic arrow meme in game threads deserve a beating

Finished 5 points off top 4

Will spend considerably more than arsenal Tottenham and Chelsea who are the teams they compete with. It’s likely they will get top 4

Not posting
>missi
Every time messi doesn’t score is gay

Wow. Big if true

Lads. I wouldn’t have given USA that penalty. Seems a bit harsh on Spain.

ummm racist much?

haha

Just be patient

Onomah, Skipp and KWP are there to replace respectively Eriksen, Wanyama and Trippier.

...

riddle me this Yea Forums: how can a team be bottlers but also be champions of europe

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Norwich have signed Drmic

I get Man City fans being smug, they won the treble, claimed back to back leagues and styled all over Liverpool at the end. Liverpool won the Champions League.

So where the fuck are all these ABLs coming from? Unless they're a city fan they have nothing to remotely be smug about because their shitter team failed completely and utterly.

I just don't get it. I'll accept being shat on by City fans, they earned it by just being the best. But ABLs don't make sense to me, unless being ABL is how they mask their pain over their own teams being complete donkey arse.

mostly newfriends who jumped over recently and like to be a part of 'board culture', this being an anti-liverpool board they hillsborough spam in the same way their favorite subreddit spams shitty artwork

the other teams bottled it harder

Guys.... Things are not looking good for my club, Sporting CP.
Porto and Benfica are spending more and better. The only chance is if we get brahimi now that he doesn't have a contract

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Because they were 7 points clear in the table. And then they weren’t.

>CP

nonce

what's up with brits calling everyone a nonce

Clube Portugal

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Most of you JF are nonces, just playing the odds

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So do they have that 11 mil to spend, or does that go directly into Ashley's bank account?

norwich trying to get 10th by looks of it

Post-match Wetherspoon's budget

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/tables

If the table is alphabetical before any games are played, why is AFC Bournemouth lower than Arsenal FC?

Bought House of Fraser with it

Bribes

66% humidity here
it's manky

Arsenal Football Club
Association Football Club Bournemouth

Delete this

Wish utd kept mouyes

Wish the USA would just disappear of the face of the earth

Imagine how insufferable americans would be if they were actually good at football

Arsenal Football Club
Association Football Club Bournemouth

In reality it's because FA officially doesn't recognise shit like AFC etc before the name.

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Which country would be the butt of all jokes if they didn’t exist?

i wish they'd kept van gaal, ole will be entertaining too though

They won't have Pogba next season.
They will have Sanchez warming the bench and doing nothing but using up so much money they can't buy any real players.
They aren't even going to finish top 6.
Below Everton.
Below Wolves.
And, with a couple of dodgy decisions against them (for once), below West Ham.

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The Germans and Belgians are top when it comes to getting made fun of by the Dutch so nothing would change

Us

>they wont have pogdab next season
Stopped reading here. Madrid have already spent enough. JJ won’t spend anywhere close to the asking price. He is staying.
Wouldn’t even be surprised if he signs a new contract with bigger wage. Utd are that stupid

>They won't have Pogba next season.
Unlikely united will sell him this summer. Next summer probably tbf tho. Regardless, any sale would not be sanctioned without a replacement
>They will have Sanchez warming the bench and doing nothing but using up so much money they can't buy any real players.
The same Sanchez ripping up the copa America?
>They aren't even going to finish top 6.
Provide evidence
>Below Everton.
Provide evidence
>Below Wolves.
Provide evidence
>And, with a couple of dodgy decisions against them (for once), below West Ham.
Unlikely

>west ham
lmao

Lol ABUs are so desperate

Well, he'll give us something to laugh at, I agree.

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That picture is very strange seeing as those two figures included are arguably the two biggest joke figures in Liverpool history

Can we rename /trans/ to /united/?
Seems to be the only team discussed here really that develops a conversation

>The same Sanchez ripping up the copa America?
Yeah, shame he can't do that with >s o y e s

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Jesus Christ lad. Absolute state of Liverpool fans

you
fortunately,belgium is too irrelevant to most of the world

Erm sweety that isn't Liverpool, have six.

>Utd are that stupid
I know they are.
And failing to offload Pogba and Sanchez would prove it.

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Saint-Maximin to Newcastle
Guy posts on the french Yea Forums

Who would you have Arsenal buy, sign and sell if your goal was to make AFTV as entertaining as possible

Sell Laca, sign nobody.

Phil Jones

Buy Andy Caroll, sell Torreira

The absolute state of my balls m8s

So why are Aston Villa second? It should go Arsenal Bournemouth then Aston Villa

Laca is elite tho

AFTV is only fun when Aresnal put in a shocking performance, which is almost every week tbf

re-sign alexis sanches
extend ozils contract
sell torreira and lacazette

buy Neymar, make Ozil butthurt about being underpaid

NEW: NEW: NEW: NEW: NEW:

Who?