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fake news
conor heems floyd in bareknuckle
Threadly reminder that Jamal was indeed, Asian.
Tom Cruise and Justin Bieber are actually going to fight in the UFC just watch
Seeing world star shit in UFC would actually be hilarious, it'd be like watching Bumator
I like Luke Thomas, he's not a complete ESPN/UFC/WME cuck.
Not unless they open up a men's atomweight division
Redpill me on Marta
how do you get into mma?
how much should one expect to pay for a membership to a local boxing or whatever other discipline gym?
should you have a baseline level of cardio before even showing up?
what should one expect when they do?
he's literally retarded though
brazilian player women's football GOAT or close to this
those shorts are very tight btw
Fair point, but is there anyone in mma media that isn't?
fair point, probably not.
there's like 4 dudes in the mma media tho
OK, thx
Not tight enough
his vocabulary is goat level
when is the last time you read a book?
I also want to know this
*heems you*
Hope that helps
He was a sergeant in the Marines, I wonder what his kill count is.
I've been watching ankle pick videos all day and practising on my real doll, you don't stand a chance.
go to some martial art gym and search for minor events in your city
>say someone is very good instead of great
>get absolutely btfo for 15 minutes
Chael was in the wrong but his deconstruction of Luke and the media was so brutal i had to agree with everything.
also i would assume the gym owner could help you getting into these events after some time, Godofredo Pepey has a gym in my city just a bus ride away from where i live, i would assume a guy like that could help you getting into these events.
Go to a BJJ gym and get your ass kicked for at least 3 months. Then start looking at local events and heem cans.
How can you tell if it's legit and not full of cans
How many times a week should I look to go?
Tony bless
Rumble's power is over rated. He couldn't KO Arlovski, in fact he broke his hand trying KO him. Just shows the power of HWs.
Get rid of the upper weight limit for HW and drop the lower to 180. Make it 180lbs and up
If you're at least 5'4" you should be fighting at heavyweight.
Volkanovski and Deron Winn would be HW GOATS
*wins*
The tards on Yea Forums are argueing about 'old man strength' and how tom cruise is gonna heem bieber
Somebody give me some webms of dan kelly getting fucked up
it is hard to say
tom has had alot of training he took way too seriously for his films, but i'm pretty sure beiber thinks he has it.
tom cruise will destroy him, not even close.
I wonder if somebody went to the trouble of recording TKOs by the corner or doctor and we could see who has the most. Tony has 4, 3 in the UFC, I wonder if someone has more.
youtube.com
nerd power
Heavyweight should just be openweight. No arbitrary limits on monsters like Bigfoot coming in at their peak and if the smaller guys want to get destroyed, by all means let them.
i probably wouldnt compete or anything at least not anytime soon. i just want to reduce my chances of getting crumpled on the streets and pick up a hobby to help get in shape.
Whittaker would jab Bigfoot to death desu
bigfoot is 245lbs skinnyfat without roids.
There are no fighters who can't cut to 265 that are either good or natural.
how did one man get so based?
>bigfoot is 245lbs skinnyfat
no
yep. he was a roided fraud.
> muh disease
nope
Big titty was cut for not being able to make the hw limit in like 2 months notice
and he sucks and would suck worse without the weight limit. the 265lb limit forces him to be in better shape. he is a fat piece of shit.
He beats everybody besides the top 5. Hes a decent gatekeeper.
They shouldn't have to cut
*ends the izzy meme*
math of matticks
his wife is a smokeshow
explain this meme
how can one mans hairline be so legid bros
> Jamal was asian
based racial humour
No one here listens to Cuck Thomas right?
in Blertin's new standup special he makes an extremely funny joke about a gentleman named Jamal, who you, the unsuspecting audience (and your inherently ingrained racism) assume to be a black man. Brumpton then reveals that Jamal is in fact an asian fellow, to everyone's amusement. Very, very funny stuff.
You can check out Borkin's comedy special right here, the Jamal joke is in the first five minutes.
Kind regards
Dicey, dicey
Wow that went nowhere
t. Jamal Chang
I know it sounds like I'm meeting but Conor was winning until he lost
prime schaub would heem ngannou
how much do you bench?
Thanks my man, hes killing the game
i was laughing for 10 min straight at that joke m'man 100%
prime jamal would heem schaub
>Ngannou/JDS this weekend
YAAAAAAAAAAAS
look at the state of these absolute aliens. i wonder how much money theyve spent on plastic surgery only to look as fucked up and shitty as this. gooks are gross.
anyone got the heem webms from the weekend pls
the last "girl" from left to right literally looks like a alien, i hope this is edited
>professional fighters are not very attractive
no
what? they're fighters?
>being this caz
second from left dethroned rena and gets chopped by tenshin
i don't watch Rizin, i find it extremely low level and goofy, i know that girl tho since you guys force her so much, just didn't recognized her, Kanna is her name right
Gonna be a barn burner for sure. My gut is telling me JDS will be the first to heem the African. My thorax says heemgannou by throat punch.
nothing compared to the spec ops GOAT, the faggot probably didn't even kill children lmao
Sean O'Malley got pulled from his fight because of another USADA violation for Ostarine. He was told it was most likely residue from the last test (like Jones' case), but he is still off the card. I find this weird since they allowed Jones to fight with similar circumstances.
>getting roughed up in a BJJ gym
you went to a bad gym.
I'd pick young JDS over Ngannou, but now? This JDS?
Well, maybe JDS has enough experience to fight a clever fight. But just one shot from Ngannou and it could be over.
The question for me is whether JDS can be as evasive on the feet as Stipe was
JDS will heem Francis
so if ngannu loses this one he will “pulse” right?
Why did you only post one, and not the pair as usual?
anyone got the kz moicano webm
If Ngannou loses this one, Curtis Blaydes will be 0:2 against a can.
not him
not the jew
not the weed midget
only Bisbong and Chael
simple as
O'Malley doesn't sell tickets. Jones does.
It's a business, did you think all the meme testing was to have a clean sport?
Really makes ya think.
The most finely crafted comedy special ever filmed.
Clearly years in the making: cleverly conceived jokes, brilliant writing, endless rehearsals grinding away until a state of perfection had been reached.
I was humbled to watch it and benefit from the huge amount of work and creativity that went into it.
I can now see that I've wasted my time watching hacks like Robin Williams, Dave Chappelle, Mitch Hedberg, Sam Kinison, Bernie Mac, and Ricky Gervais.
Brendan Schaub is the future of comedy.
>streamable.com
I wonder who he could be talking about...?
protip:
HE'S TALKING ABOUT
B R E N D A N
S C H A U B
ECUADOR JAPAN MATCH FIXING?
Sean o malley hasnt fought in a year in 3 months
depending on city.... mma/bjj/mt gyms are about $100-$150/month some big name gyms are $200+ boxing and judo are cheaper options... or wrassling if youre still in hs or maybe college
got banned for 4 days for asking heem whats the most they spent at mcdicks as ref to schaubs funny bit about smoking w eddie n joe
Robin Williams is unironically not funny tho. Le fast talking gibberish, impersonation man.
fyi these are US prices. i trained in nyc and boston. in germany or the dutch youre paying atleast half and enjoying the best kickboxing gyms in the world imo ...but be careful in germany alot of small cities have meme krav maga gyms are trying to sell their nonsense as "mma training"
as far as the other questions: learn to love running n skipping rope and try to train 4x a week to start.. 6 if you end up competing
also dont come in with that "I waNa B a UFC fiGhtER '' shit just train smart, dont be a dick, and you will get your chance to compete if your good
He should take it as a hint to do something with his life because he's going nowhere as a mixed martial artist.
This weekend's Jussier Formiga vs. Joseph Benavidez should be for an interim flyweight championship belt.
hes such a meme honestly... whats up with stoners making it a point to prove to everyone they burn? like who cares lol
I agree.
The virgin heavyweight
The chad atomweight
joe rogan v luke thomas: who wins
*loses*
stand up comedy in general is not funny.
I'm not the only semen slurper who sees that he only stylizes his beard like that to make up for his non existent jawline, right?
Luke is the least talented mma journalist ever. I've been shitting on him for years for his idiotic fights' breakdowns
> mocking men for trying to look their best with what they've got
fuck off feminist
Go to bed paulie, you're an embarrassment
>he gets his opinions on mma from retarded faggots with their youtube channels like connor rubbish and jack the hack slack
shit, i didn't even notice it was kanna. never seen her all dolled-up
>He thinks Nige is based
Cringe
shut the fuck up luke
t. carl benjamin
Cringe
This is the perfect time to book a 125 pound fight between Joanna Jedrzejczyk and Joanne Calderwood.
Joanna looking THICC
bogface jedstupidtits is FINISHED
rose namapoonas took her soul
fortunately for joanna this is the state of 125 pounds
1 Jessica Eye
2 Katlyn Chookagian
3 Liz Carmouche
4 Joanna Jedrzejczyk
5 Roxanne Modafferi
6 Joanne Calderwood
Looks like Brandon will be announced the new host of the MMA Hour.
all well and good but the champ has 4 wins over her so she'll just be decisionating cans and keeping the gate
>tfw you will never go on a murderous rampage killing hundreds of Iraqi families with based Timmy while waving the American flag
JDIMSA
>pulls out from tummy problems
FTFY
Hopefully the show looks like Christine Chubbuck's last broadcast.
She'll never get past Val
Post your most aesthetic post-heem shots.
Liz is taking care of Val....again.
it was a fluke cut stoppage
is fight pass quality still terrible even on new fights?
It's still 720p flash based.
Pretty sub par for a 4 billion dollar company.
its pathetic, even the free fights they upload on youtube are 1080p
I heard they're relaunching the whole fight pass this fall but wondering can you download fights from the new one anymore or should I get it now and get everything I want to save
artem is undefeated
>One last strap for the betl, Artem
Now that the dust has settled.. how is Schaub’s Stand Up Special?
As far as I know you can't download or rip fights. I hope they do update the quality soon as fight pass doesn't have any ads.
Currently my choices are either 720p with no ads or I can watch ESPN in 1080 but with ads inbetween every round.
What would you say if a janitor stepped into the octagon?
Heem sweepy.
That's what I like to hear.
that's gonna be a BASED from me
Someone did make a python script to rip rights
not sure it still works, probably doesn't, but was very useful
She looks like a major brainlet.
nah you can download them, I tried maybe 6 months ago and worked fine with youtube-dl
yeah ytdl-org.github.io
Say his F U C K I N G name
B, gina!
brenton tarrant
I refuse to watch it
I already know what's it's going to be like and I will NOT subject my mind to such tripe thank you
woa now
We talmbout the birfrates b?
what the fuck is that mush about, looks like her mum was drinking bathtub gin when she was pregnant
>streamable.com
It looped three times with me thinking they were just really high
It's actually way better than I expected.
incredibly based and redpilled post desu
i watched the intro and stopped
Anyone remembers when schaub met a fan in a mclaren in the freeway and he raced with him?
Eu remember
>t. benjuamins splubbs PA/PR/PC/hair stylist
meant for
The most unbelievable part of that story is Schaub being recognized.
idk i think bobert did pretty well for himself, much much worse mma wags out there
It's one of the few times where the internet is not exaggerating. At least not by much.
It's not so-bad-that-it's-good, it's just open mic level. And to see this type of garbage on a premium cable only special is pretty baffling. It's certainly easy to think that either Rogan or Callen is calling in favors for him.
But the (sad) fact is he has a build-in audience from his podcast, that alone will probably mean that he will have decent number and he'll probably get another shot at it.
youtube-dl supports it?
Shit I had a completely separate script that i used and it was difficult to even configure
lmao make it happen Arum
fuck cardiolet roidbabby moraes for enabling this fucking manlet. fuck the judges who gave him the dj decision too
Mighty Mouse won that fight
dad artem
based hypeman knight
Yeah worked fine at least half a year ago and probably still works
the whole thread
twitter.com
kek that's crazy, can't believe I didn't know because I actually use youtube-dl
thanks bro
Handsome guy
Guys are takedowns allowed in boxing? Asking for a friend who isn't the greatest combat sportsman of all time.
Yes
>vimeo.com
I think you'll be surprised.
For sure the homeless arn't a drawl peach
He's described his brother as an 'academic stud' and his father was a diplomat. Clearly some good genes going on there. IQ is 80% genetic.
Luke is retiring in shame after Chael took him to the woodshed. Brendan will make a much better host.
so bored
have sex
Cuck Thomas just comfirmed the mma hour is ending and he's killing himself
he should do it live
Why? No one watches MMA Hour anyway.
kek
BASED UNCLE CHAEL MADE CuCK THOMAS QUIT AND END HIS SHOW
i would but i have nobody to have sex with
wait, is there truth to this? I thought the bong was joking
there is no source
he's still talking about the mousasi fight
all he said is that he'd have an announcement at the end of the show
>The last show
HAHAHAH CHAEL MADE HIM QUIT
I see /box/ is fuming in the comments. Good, good, keep going Henry.
KEK THOMAS IS SEETHING
Nevada was undecided on whether they would let Jones fight. Remember, they moved the whole card to LA?
Jon brings in the buys. O'Malley brings in the bis(exuals)
Chael has NEVER lost a round ANYWHERE
based luke is right as always
let's look at chael's record:
>7-7 in the ufc
>2-3 in bellator
this is clearly the definition of a fighter who is not great
>los estados unidos
13 WORLD CHAMPIONS IN HIS LAST 13 FIGHTS
is he capable of admitting he's wrong? he goes on tantrums like a five year old when people say PEDs are bad and give fighters an unfair advantage.
Cuck Thomas is shook
Cheal is undefeated in my heart
Fucking huge guy. Tall, with an awesome brain. It's hard not to be envious.
>fell for the Zabit vs Ortega meme and spent $375 on a ticket for UFC240.
Holloway v Edgar is still going to be a banger , r-right?
-SILENCE-
BRENDON IS SPEAKING
What was on the nightstand?
np, I had some problems with it first but you will probably sort them out too, also you need to put your usename and password after the link like this: "youtube-dl (video link) -u (username here) -p (password here)
just tested it now again and still works
Brando Slob
thanks man that's great
I don't have Fight Pass atm but should I get it again this should be top
Based Chael retired yet another journalist can
Mm, yeah, that's the stuff.
Could you train on a JC wrestling team with no prior experience?
depends on the program, my buddy walked on a D3 team but he was a heavyweight and played college football prior
some colleges have wrestling clubs too that you can train, schools are starting to have bjj clubs too usually a super cheap option
Honestly I wrestled before in hs but I was pretty trash, thanks for the input
*heems artem*
Cain's performance vs Ngannou was so embarrassing
cute couple
Not without his pillows to save him lmao
Colby "Chaos" Covington
>mma fighters being able to handle canelo
lmao
CANelo my guy? For sure Boxing Champions are a beast just like Paulie losing to someone with a negative record in MMA
>boxing world champion takes on MMA can with no gloves
>MMA can has most of his tools restricted
>still beats the boxer in a punching contest
So is it finally settled? Boxers get heemed if they fight MMA fighters?
Cna someone tell me how much are the local sheriffs paid for their work
Ps thank you for your service jannies
Something something
Did moussasi really lose or was it a fluke
Luke Thomas is the most important MMA journalist today.
I invented Toilet Thomas
remember this Lads
I invented bispiss
he lost legit, close fight though
No but they hug it out after every punch
I invented Puke Fatass
HOLY SHIT! JOANNA IS PREGNANT AGAIN?! WHY THE FUCK ISN'T THIS BEING TALKED ABOUT?
I dont wanna see him go downhill
Maybe he should go to japan and fight manlets and just retire
Mousasi got ankle picked by a Brazilian and people actually thought he could beat the champ
How would Floyd Mayweather do in BKFC?
I thought he lost to Shlemenko
His name was Paulie, he was a boxer
With extensions in his hair, topped off with gay headwear
He would run his mouth and break his glass hands
And while he thought that he could spar
Conor sent him flying far
Across the boxing ring, then Paulie left to sing
Butthurt to the core and in a seethe
He set up this thing
With Barre Knuckle, against Artem
A bum with a .500 record (cope)
And Paulie lost, against ARTEM!!
Showtime should can him, his side piece needs rammin’
And /box/ should be moved to Yea Forums
Errol Spence is next
>And /box/ should be moved to Yea Forums
Tell em s****y
Cru would be the GOAT if he hadn't lost to Cody
lovatos not brazilian
youtu.be
Beast of a thumbnail 4real
rip luke damn
two europeans
doing the civilized thing
showing respect after a hard fought battle
UFC 229
You're right. This entire time I thought he was Brazilian haha
Did anyone else get goosebumps?
same lol. hes not even brazilian american i think hes portuguese
>great fighter
what does this even mean?
I don't even know why Chael got so sensitive.
Because he considers that he beat Silva two times and his loses were a fluke
Jon Jones live on Helwani
I'm watching Chael's video right now and he just seems really sad and emotional. Personally, I've always disliked Chael, but this video makes me feel really bad for him.
Chael has literally never lost a round.
legit psychopath
I listen to this swill for the first time and I find out its owned by Vox "Drag Queen Story Time" Media. Thankfully, it is not only my first viewing but the last production of this mongoloids shitty mma show. Rot in obscurity, Chael is King.
I like the guy. He is a one trick pony but he indeed almost beat the goat so he is not bad. It's just he was very unlucky all his life
I was looking for MMA Hour so I could hear the retirement announcement and I legit typed in "Cuck Thomas" without even thinking.
jon just shitting on DC lol
based jon roasting that faggot niggersanya
I invented:
In many ways
X will lose... This time
Is x a meme fighter
>Don't worry, babe, I'll be keeping myself busy claiming to have invented /heem/ memes. Oh, make sure to tell Jake the mower needs to be pumped pretty hard before star-haha, pun not intended, dear
Thoughts?
>Oi mate, yew chattin' shit 'bou' Conah? Tha's me fockhin' bru'a tha'. Yew chryin' 'a ge' smashed, loike?
Well /heem/?
thanks m8
gooby bless
watch out charlie you're turning into a nigger
real human toilet
/heem/ Whatsapp chat
fuck it heem
here, lad, finish it up
I’ve inherited quite a bit of money recently and I’m keenly interested in this too. I can afford any special services on offer though, does anyone know a gym who will agree to let me win every fight/sparring session as I improve my skills and shed some excess weight?
i can't imagine anyone joining this
Do you think Valentina is secretly embarrassed that her sister got beat up by Roxanne?
That's because you're already in it John
*throws the floor at you*
she punished her sexually for it
Prime McGregor (meaning current McGregor) heems Khabib in the rematch.
Paulie thought he would get a McGregor payday, now he's almost a bigger joke than Brendan Schaub.
McGregor heems Floyd in BKB, unironically.
Fer sure Prime gooby was a munster
Khabib is not european
Gaethje cheated
High iq cat posting
So Floyd beats Conor in bare knuckle MMA, right?
Anyone got that Werdum/Browne eyepoke? I feel like throwing up.
Anyone who loses to a can like Modefferi deserves to be cut immediately. She’s the CM Punk of WMMA.
Likewise Nikolai, likewise
Why did he think he would get a McGregor payday. Weren't they aware of their earnings before the fight when they signed the contract?
>cm punk of wmma
Not even close. She's more like the Elias Theodorou of wmma
Conrad will SMOKE him and take his head clean off
>Marcus Brimage (first round heem)
>Max Holloway (dominant decision)
>Diego Brandao (first round heem)
>Dustin Poirier (first round heem)
>Dennis Siver (second round heem)
>Chad Mendes (second round heem)
>Jose Aldo (13 seconds heem)
>Nate Diaz (decision, the rematch and ultimately the war)
>Eddie Alvarez (second round heem)
>Khabib Nurmagomedov (the story, the third round and the of course the battle with assistance from Dillon Danis)
>Fastest victory in UFC title fight history
>First Champ Champ
>2x Fight of the Night
>Biggest drawl in MMA history, has headlined 5 out of 6 highest selling UFC PPV's
>In his first boxing fight, had the second highest selling boxing fight in history
>Most consecutive Performance of the Night awards in UFC history (5)
>Most consecutive post-fight bonuses in UFC history (8)
>Most Performance of the Night awards in UFC history (6)
>2015 Fighter of the Year
>2016 Fighter of the Year
>2016 Fight of the Year (w/ Nate Diaz)
>Record for most Story of the Fight wins in history and is the only man to be undefeated in the Story of the Fight
>Rolling Stone's Hottest Sex Symbols of 2015
Goobymania is coming back. Khabib is finished.
G-guys, Henrys gonna be safe r-right?
I invented "I invented".
Bardumbo circled out with his hands down (just like he did against dariush)
>Loma ends the Cejudo meme
BASED
i invented you unironically
Those pads stood no chance, how will Henry recover?
I’m going to heem every last one of you.
I hope Loma/Cejudo in mma happens so /box/ can get even more embarrassed. Henry getting the most miniscule grip on Loma is the end of the fight. I can just visualise the seethe at the sight of Henry ragdolling Loma. Bouncing him around the cage like a fucking tennis ball.
>tfw no muscular chinese gf
Loma out wrestles Cejudo
Dont @ me
it's as easy as turning over the palm of your hand
ay ay
AY
AYYY
wtf this is what chinese sounds like?
> kicks leg
nothing personal kiddo
fucking norfern monkey
>tfw gopak will be a prerequisite for all fighters who wants to be become mma champs in the future
eye pokes are a legal and intelligent strategy employed by the best fighters in the world
fact
Holy fuck, Chael literally retired Cuck Thomas.
What are you talking about?
based chael
Cuck Thomas ended the MMA Hour. Chael ended his career
>His job is sitting down and talking
>MUH HEALTH I NEED TO STOP OR IM GONNA DIE
What a beta
guys that end the Khabib meme
>Leonardo Santos
>pre knee to the face Dariush
>Ferreira
>prime Lombard
>non house arrested Alhassan
>Koreshkov
>Gunnar Nelson
>Demian Maia
>lima
>Usman
>Tony
>GSP
Who DOES Luke like?
he tried to go head to head with the nose and got gored and is now trying to pretend the job was too stressful
anyone that's Latino because he pretends he's Colombian.
Death Metal
fuck those filthy whores smearing based alhassan's name. we all know what really happened
you wish
Making 40 minute long videos about fights that last 2 minutes. Zooming and circling things are to his liking too
>#1 p4p boxer in the world is a mixed martial artist
pegging
Former President Barack Obama
arabs, hispanics, and blacks
he somehow thinks he's all three because his mom's an armenian from lebanon and his wife is colombian
this, he also ends the Usman meme
literally no power, also not even fast for a man the size of a child
>non-white wins
cringe
>white wins
based
Luke Thomas' mother took her own life. I don't think he has ever recovered from it.
>Asian beats a black
can't blame her. she would've taken her own life eventually if she saw how much of a Cuck her son is.
Oh, you think you're funny /heem/?
I'd kill myself too if my kid was a cuck lmao
I am impressed Luke could overcome his desire to post a suicide analysis of his mother
>Ngannou vs JDS
both my boys, ain't ready to see one of them get heem'd. Cigano is flushed, but on a win streak currently, maybe he can wrestlefuck ngannou.
>asian beats anyone
I thought JDS tested positive for PEDs
photoshop conor as the baby ;lol
>boying Magumbo
cringe
nigga he's been back and fought twice since
>unironically being a racist and using the term "magumbo" and cringe
reddit pls go and stay go
Real talk: Poolie got robbed, but all the salty /box/lets is a way better result, so I’m good with it.
Also, I’m LMAO @ Cuck Thomas.
What happened on the MMA Hour?
come back when you're ready to post better
It no longer exists.
chael permaheemed cuck thomas live in studio
Been there done that
based reddit?
based redditors supporting uncle chael
>posting reddit screencaps
>giving attention to a literal who
Nigger
Puke "The Cuck" Thomass
what a soft bitch
3 times, all headliners
Based Luke making reddit seethe
Cringe. Go back
>BTFO by Dana
>BTFO by Jon Jones
>BTFO by the Nose show
>BTFO by Chael
>BTFO by redditors
CAN ANY MAN BE ANY MORE CuCK?
why is dana so defensive all the time when people call out his rag tag cards
Half of Yea Forums uses reddit. Stop playacting cunts. We all use it and it's board culture might suck but some subreddits are great i.e. r/cuckold
i forgot about him heeming poois
Why does Dana type like a teenage girl?
why are you posting about it years later on a fucking anime forum, goof!
That a good experience
Project all you want
Should I take picks for DWTNCS?
>Half of Yea Forums uses reddit
ummm, cringe projection sweety
>anime forum
i dont get why people hate him, i watch his shit he does nothing to offend, true neutral
CHOO CHOO MOTHER FUCKERS
Probably not
I hope all of Artem's opponents slowly turn into his posse
>muh Internet turf war
He’s right and you faggots know it. He’ll, if anything, his estimate is low. Pretty much everyone uses at least one subreddit.
What's the best MMA fight of 2019?
Because he’s a joyless, uptight faggot who takes everything 100% seriously and sucks all the fun out of every situation he’s in.
>Pretty much everyone uses at least one subreddit.
artem should fight khabobs cousin in bkfc
not anymore kek
>Pretty much everyone uses...
I don't
Yoel's left side of his face looks like mighty mouse now
Schaub got the only one I used taken down
I invented /heem/.
I am /heem/.
So who's the biggest joke of an athlete and personality in combat sports, Paulie or Schaub?
he is young but his career will be done if he loses his next fight. Might as well an hero if he does
*Ahem*
I unironically invented the Toilet Till meme and then claimed ownership of that factoid and subsequently invented the "I invented" meme.
Thank you.
abhorrent post
Paulie should try calmedy
i formally recognize you as the inventor of Toilet Till
i similarly invented the *pisses on you* response to stream requests
I agree with this. Only cazzies don't know that Canada invented toilet till
heem memes are awful and unfunny. I invented poo pee hurr durr. I wish Paulie would have won and you got moved to Yea Forums
I recognise your recognitions but did you know that I actually invented Canada? So by extension, I invented the "I invented" meme, and actually I invented /heem/ too
Heemposting is the sweet science blockhead
Thoughts on the Siberian Express
Go to heem box
*pisses on you*
The Tillsborough Disaster was more clever one of you ought to take credit for it. Who is Darren fighting next anyway?
I agree that downvoting is stupid but the whole voting system is pretty much retarded. If you are a good journalists you will have more fanboys who will insta like your shit anyway
>Half of Yea Forums uses reddit
What's the best MMA gym in the world?
too soon bro
Australian Top Team
American Knee Academy
If Schaub came out as homosexual it wouldn't even be news.
thawlts?
>not using JAV subreddits
Water we doon here b?
lmao
haven't watched jav since javforme was heemed. well i do, but stuff i can find on regular sites. i dont need reddit for that
Ulmmmm..... hole up.... he's not talmbout me..... yeah hes talmbout CALLEN b. Me'n'Joe we triled to hype him up as a BUH BUH BUH BEAST of a drawl for years but it's time to look at the pit in the peach. Callen's never gunna make the moun trushmer'll of calmedy.
Anyone else not even annoyed by shub posting anymore? It just goes in n out
It's heem culture exclusive to heem. I don't mind it.
you can only fight it for so long b
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>UFC is going to be doing a big press conference next Friday before the UFC 239 ceremonial weigh-ins. Main event fighters from the next few cards are expected, including Daniel Cormier, Stipe Miocic, Khabib Nurmagomedov, Dustin Poirier, Max Holloway, Frankie Edgar and more.
Yeah I'm thinking press conference kino is back.
Hopefully Jones shows up to rev DC again one last time before DC's retirement
It's forever discrediting to the sport of boxing that every 'boxer v mma fighter' discussion is conducted under the assumption that it is in boxing only.
They all know that the boxer loses 99/100 times when it's an MMA fight.
I don't know why but my instincts tell me he's shit. I had the same instincts about TYT and Sargon of Akkad.
They'd list Jones if he was there
Would be kino
How is Shaub still saying scapegoat as escape goat? Why doesn't anybody correct him? He said it twice on the last below the belt and it makes him sound unintelligent.
>Daniel Cormier, Stipe Miocic, Khabib Nurmagomedov, Dustin Poirier, Max Holloway, Frankie Edgar
>press conference
no thanks
He thinks the CBD is working and his crew doesn't have the heart to tell him.
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I can’t make out what Ben’s first word he says when he walks on stage. Anybody?
Him making mistakes is the only reason he's still getting views
Because he snows that 90% of over half his audience only watch his shows to clown on him. He has two degrees he is the smartest guy in the group but downplays it all the time
Hopefully Askren will show up uninvited like he did last time. He has Khabib sitting right there so I can definitely see him showing up, seeing as he came out last time to rev Dana about a Khabib fight.
UNDEFEATED
you mean... you wouldn’t be surprised huh? hahaha
hmmmm i think he said....... "Defeated"?
No, that can't be right. Ben Askren has a 19-0 record.
It must have been
UNDEFEATED
He literally has Masvidal that weekend doesn't he? No one can be arsed with that shit during weight cut
>dc calls stipe young man
>stipe mumbles
>khabib respect Dustin very much he earn his shot
>Dustin is really happy to be here and is going to shock the world
>it is what is it it is *cte induced rant*
>ah you know this fight has fallen out 3 times, I feel better than ever it’s going to be a great fight.
DEINA DEINA WHY WOULD FIGHT MAN I SUBBED DEINE HE TOLD ME PLES DO NAT KELL ME DENA DIS IS A NOMBE UNO BULLSHIT
The people backing him have him do it on purpose so they can force memespeak online
Ah that makes sense. He is UNDEFEATED after all. Not many top five ufc fighters can say that.
Wake up Khabib. USA vs. Russia, Undefeated vs. Undefeated, it's classic. R-r-r-right Dana-kun?
>The people backing him have him do it on purpose
Can’t wait for Jorge to give this guy the three piece
Gaethje has terrible vision. Also why he turtles up.
This. Schaubs whole thing is saturation of his brand
Askren doesn't get full on a three piece and soda! Jorge is going to need to bring the whole family meal!
what does this mean
Askren is a fat bum
Askren is a natty GOAT
askren is uh umm...
Who makes Dana's blood boil more? Ben or Schmo?
My opinion on Ben Askren is the opposite of reddit
Ariel
De La Hoya
Askren is heems boy. Masvidal is reddit
Unironically Schaub
Ben is unironically in masvidals head. Why tf doesnt he show up for these?
Does the Canadian who used to make [embed] OPs and post pictures of conor saying "gooby" still hang around here? He brought a lot of energy to /heem/.
Honestly I've never liked luke Thomas and I was so happy when jbj btfo him
This
Askren: /heem/'s boy working Dana into a seething shoot, refuses to call Marty anything other than his americanised name, wants to expose Duckbib
Masvidal: ummm mods can I have 3 piece and the soda flair please?
>boom roasted vol. 1
askren is pretty leddit himself
Who's next for Jon, a bloated welterweight?
this
He's a fat smelly loser that tries to justify paying for sex.
Because they're unpaid appearances. They "pay" you in exposure.
not even jon can look cool with that stupid belt
Adan was pro family values
I think he spends time with his daughter, Coral now
Santos is a fucking monster. It is not really clear to me why there was more hype for Smith vs Jones than there is for Santos vs Jones
The man has a sledgehammer on his chest for Christ's sake! What more do you need to know? This is the definition of Puncher's Chance
Isn't that the guy who got knocked out by branch?
lol
>Tony can sub Khabib
>Now... I'm coming for that belt. JON JONES... (shakes head) ... I don't know what I need to do, you want me to beat some sense into you... you don't belong here... you're gonna get crushed... (shakes head) ... better back out, uh, get out of this thing while you still can... this is my fight... this is my fight, and I'll be there soon as... (turns away from camera, mumbles) ...sooner than you motherfucker
will rose ever recover from another spinal injury? why can't she defend take downs like joanna?
Very poor feet game.
Imagine having Bug Rose as your fightfu.
Sad!
Rose literally didn't do better against Tecia the 2nd time. She may have won that decision but she didn't beat Tecia.
>Rose retires
>Joanna gets implants removed
>Joanna wins belt back from Zhang
>Joanna goes on 10 defense streak
>Pat Barry convicted for molesting pre-teen gym goer
>Rose sits at home, alone, listening to DC screaming "Thug Rose" on repeat
best timeline
>Joanna wins belt back from Zhang
did valentina literally not cut weight for bantamweight? why did she weigh in at 132/133 pounds when she was fighting women who easily fight at featherweight?
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Why did Asperger Hellwannabe try to humiliate this MMA legend by asking him personal questions even though he only went on the show to promote his movie while in character?
>Joanna wins belt back from Zhang
Ariel doesn't respect MMA he used it to get hired as a basketball analyst.
all movies with mma fighters as actors are low budget garbage
ur not gonna poke me in the eye with your left hand jon
>Joanna wins belt back from Zhang
Very enthusiasm
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Fresh AssCream
Why did these guys even have a rivalry? I won't call it beef, because they're both white. (I have proof)
She's still coming in under, she was like 124 in her last fight. Weird to think she started out in the same division as Andrade
You are a speedster
yeah 123.5 lbs. against joanna
I really miss the event and fighter birthday calendars. Where did he go?
he's in a better place now
Would you say that picking Lineker is in a way the same as getting the pick wrong?
Why do people hate this guy? Seems like an intelligent guy
he is you
nobody hates him, which i find surprising given that he's as boring as a wrestlebabby as Khabib is
George Masvicringe does.
Jorge is scared
He knows Ben will embarrass him on the mic so he'll settled for just getting embarrassed in the cage
Does the right side of Holly's face move anymore?
The girl I was talking to stopped talking to me. I think she’s started talking to someone else now. I want to heem myself.
Unironically might just focus all my time into training MMA
i mean he's gonna fight him...
hard sparring will make you forget
I'm ankle picking her as we speak.
It's just a sport though
Might do some one punch man type shit, where I just train a retarded amount. Will probably end with me getting my arm broken in an kimura or some shit, or landing wrong on my neck, but oh well
Chill out naruto
Roman God lives in Cuban chicken's head rent free
Isnt he a jew
Realistically, what are Thiago's chances?
Let the Burger make the thread.
I'm thimking zero
...
my bad, I should have checked catalog
like most of his kind, the Hue is a thief. but this is the one
5 hunnerd
>half of Yea Forums uses reddit
it's more like ~95%
god i wish that was me
anglo probably norf
paulie is the better analyst, had the better fight career, and would probably be a better comedian if he tried.
>Record for most Story of the Fight wins in history
kek ur a cuck
Literally less than Smiths. Thiago swings haymakers like an actual retard person and gasses out in 4 mins. The fact that some of his opponents got KOd by him is a testament to how pathetic their fight IQ and striking defense is. Jones is the yoda of fight IQ and defense. Just go watch Santos vs Manuwa you’ll see what I mean.
I love Luke’s genuine contempt for mentally handicapped mma fans. He clearly cares more about martial arts technique not some faggy drama like that jew Ariel hawks on his espn show. Every time Luke’s iPad stops working in between his breakdown you can hear him whisper “I’m going to kill myself” and “fuck my life” which is just comedy gold. You pathetic zooners spamming “Le uncle Chael is goat! Where does kevin lee fit into this XDXD” don’t appreciate the bitter and borderline alcoholic quality entertainment Luke brings to the table.
Please kill yourself
If derron winn can beat a journeyman in the middleweight division whos to say cejudo cant bloat/roid up to lw and push khabibs shit in?
Winn and cejudo have the same height and reach btw