/hoc/

only one way to find out ;))

Nighttime off season/hoc/ is weird. Last thread was about male underwear and Doritos.

there is literally nothing wrong with that

>male underwear
would like to continue this convo desu

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We can still talk about those two things

Kek retards. They had the greatest stacking of an expansion team, probably in history. 2018 was their greatest possibly window and it slammed shut 1 year later

So glad ovie stopped em cold in the Final

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>why yes, I enjoy posting in offseason /hoc/, why do you ask?

>tfw that was the turning point in the decade where every winner was shit
God bless you ovi

hokki, when?

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for me, its tapatio or buffalo/bleu cheese doritos and briefs that make my dick n balls look nice for ur moms lol

>tfw no qt blonde gf with strong shoulders and beautiful décolletage

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>there are literally ZERO americans in the Triple Gold Club

This image should be reversed as that message only appears on the passenger side mirror

>strong shoulders
Bit gay desu

friday is the prospects scrimmage. i assume you will be there

gayfag here
is it true that hockey is for everyone?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=KCLXYjgftdI

Post hockey asmr kino so I can sleep

Tall, slender women with strong shoulders are a total pleb filter.

No, you've been misled. Now get out.

>tfw no gf
Fullstop

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no, absolutely not

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How do I get a date?

youtube.com/watch?v=fLZg8zz6psU

Huomenta Suomi

is OK shannon

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got some ASMR right here for you, lad
youtube.com/watch?v=KtQewegkP-0

>pleb filter
I hate this term because some people use it to mean only plebs like it and some use it to mean plebs all hate it and I rarely know what the person’s real opinion is

Thoughts?

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he's been supplanted by charo

Thinking about signing with the red wings. It's close enough to Toronto. My agent says it's a bad idea but I only care what /hoc/ says

Also check out this photo I took a few days ago you hill billy fucks

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what happened to pook posting

Wings should definitely sign Elisha as the locker room whore

daniel vettori was a bust

What about it?

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those pucks? yeah, im thinking they need to be deep

No I'm on the right I used to play for Toronto the flames and the kings. Just took a Hawaii vacation with my kings bros actually but they bought me out. Wife wants Toronto or so cal but I want toronto

Don't even bat an eye when a F*nn says something stupid. It's just the norm.

We can all agree on that George Harrison's led songs on the Beatles albums are always the best songs.

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i stand with binland

imagine a world without the beatles

Here comes the sun is the only case where that statement is true although I enjoy a lot of his songs

Come watch some hockey videos with us, lads
cytu be/r/offseasonhoc

Do you like hockey

?

What? Is that Joffrey Lupul?

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I have to take a laff now

based and also true

The term "X is a pleb filter" always means that the thing in question filters out plebs, in that plebs won't like the thing, but people with good taste will.
Anyone who uses it to mean something else just doesn't know what it means.

do us a favor and give us a courtesy flush

That's a wicketkeeper in short sleaves selected on batting ability

Like that movie coming out

i don't even live in a world where the beatles exist desu.

Yeah a better world where the beatles are a based indian man

This has been a great summer.

Blues beat the Bruins
Raptors best the Warriors
Nobody is watching the Women's world cup
Raspberry Racers won the Marblympics

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Oh man that duuuuuuude was made of pure glass in his prime, can’t imagine him playing another nhl game

wow finns look germanic

Forgot it was full blown summer desu

the first one is french canadian afaik, she's Jonathan Huberdeaus gf

my oceanic :(

night time tea is absolutely based

>Nothing until July 1st
What do we do until then?

Want to play rock, paper, scissors

rip midnight wisps

Heck no. But I’m up for a game of scissors paper stone

watch hockey videos together on cytube

>my pinkies
:(

oooooooooooo got that dank shit

Ok, I chose paper

i choose scissors.

Darn, you win

vocaroo this for me please

Hazers should have gotten 2nd

nothing personal

sweden btfo

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rph

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Bulju to rags 1st of july , you heard it first at /hoc/

Nah he's going to the yotes

the sw*de problem is getting out of hand

1

cytu be/r/offseasonhoc

No, to rangers, for sure

Pulju for Eriksson 1 for 1 straight up. Who says no?

>tfw O'Rangers fan
life is suffering

>o'rags

suck it phaneooooof! whoooo!

read the puck54 message board every day

I will be there at the same time as the other numbers for me to check out your new fuse box diagram and then we can go to the bank in chicken soup. The final price is a severe psychological liability insurance for my birthday.

I have been posting on Craigslist and I'm interested in your room with the door closed for Good.

tbqh

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How do you celebrate LGBT pride month?

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Kakko's father is a BULL

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the seattle boxer-briefs

Xheattle Dickgirls

by erping with my bf

by listening to lätkäjätkä-ville with the lads

the xheattle transylvanians

Give discounts to my clients. 10% off assplay and 15% off BJs

stomach hurts lads

no one gives a shit

Yeah I think I'm a rags fan

the xheattle dickgrils

edmonton obviously

Seattle Sea Cattle

seattle friends

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Seattle Huomentas

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youtube.com/watch?v=sHLkk2gV3C4

Are the rags officially the team of /hoc/ for the foreseeable future?

huomenta norja

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For me, it's the Edmonton Royals

that would be the golden knights retard

Kakko a stud, jak huus a little dickgirl

>o'rags

Kakko senior is a cop afaik. He could probably singlehandedly btfo the entire hughes clan desu

heard binlan's chicken.

Always

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am not

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stay strong binland

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heard nz loves sheep

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sheep are ok.
heard binlan won't do shit.

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Good morning gentlemen (and ladies).

I appreciate norwegian ladies

halooo (i'm not a girl)

That's fine, hockey is for everyone (even homos)

thinking about making a cup of coffee

Sven, you read my mind once again

Get your cups, nords. It's coffee time.

what kind of coffee are we having gents

A cup of Löfbergs made, time for talk in english (with my friends (which is you guys))

extremely based post if I'm being completely honest

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Paulig Juhla Mokka dark roast.

It's ok bud. Well get'em next year

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thanks for the kind words, friendo. i'm really enjoying that pic tbf

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For me, it's kaffebrenneriet's sommernatt. Black, with a teaspoon of Torani sugar free caramel syrup that I picked up from my latest harryhandel in Sweden (Thanks Sven).

*sips* Ahhhhhhh

I want to watch the Panarin/Bob meeting in Miami today. Livestream when

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Im going to take a shower then go to my chill spot

Sounds like a good sip. And please, feel free to come back anytime

Just punched a fly right in the face and killed him, lmfao. Aren't they supposed to be agile?

youtube.com/watch?v=5CktvUTqj0s

imagine believing this unironically

vov ai jast arraived in nev jork its ö nais siti

twitter.com/HockeyHangout/status/1142964523323789312

cute

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Thank you. Can see Sweden right across the fjord here, no more than 30 minutes by boat desu. Shall make the trip again once my supplies run low. LOVE Sweden and Swedish prices, and shall recognize Bohuslän as rightful Swedish clay so long you keep supplying me with cheap goods.

Im just not excited about free agent frenzy any longer

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t. laffer fangay

Its boring now lad. No one ever leaves

Live in the moment. That shits a week away. It might as well not exist.

Are raccoons a /hoc/ approved woodland animal?

I wish I could say such nice things about Norway. But I've never been there tbf. I wish I will get a chance soon tough. Perhaps on a hiking trip in your beautiful nature.
Will do my best to keep the prices down though, for you!

Oh, thanks for letting us have Bohuslän :)

There are literally zero chances panarin signs outside of Ohio

ted's delusional lads

For me it’s game 4 of the first round of the 2018-2019 Stanley cup playoffs between the Columbus bluejackets of Columbus Ohio and the Tampa bay lightning of Tampa bay Florida

Is Columbus doesn’t sign panarin or bob, who do they sign? Justin Williams?
(Most likely resigning dzingel)

What’s the meme that we post today?
>rags?

another rodent like the beaver which should only be praised for the quality of their pelts

>rags literally won the draft though

Friendship with Manitoba ended. New York is now Finlands best friend.

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Is this Ted
youtu.be/_zWSuCpStfo

Based

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Imagine drafting a Finn in the top 5
It’s a bust 9/10 times

Yeah I think it's pretty based

better track record than drafting a yank in the top 5

ate a whole lotta ass last night

Imagine drafting a Finn and having him bust in his first season

I'm sure the guys at the spike are grateful

Imagine not having young finnish bulls in your team

That must be what hockey is like in heaven

good morning lads

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Henlo is this /huomenta/

So she's the 'Lady Byng'

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>tfw we got the best player in the draft
>tfw the power of Finland is currently flowing through my veins

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wew, Barkov is banging that?

>banging
no, barkie is a good lad
they are playing chel' 20 and sleeping in separate beds

I wouldn't be surprised if he was a literal cuck

How many top 5 drafted finns have 3 cups?

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>3 europeon goalies
Its sad really

zero, but the lad you posted is canadian

Imagine a based wheat eating Canadian with a weak ass hairline like that.

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just about to wake up, lads

List of finnish top 5 picks all time

>Aki-Petteri Berg #3 (1995)
>Olli Jokinen #3 (1997)
>Kari Lehtonen #2 (2002)
>Joni Pitkänen #4 (2002)
>Aleksander Barkov #2 (2013)
>Patrik Laine #2 (2016)
>Jesse Puljujärvi #4 (2016)
>Olli Juolevi #5 (2016)
>Miro Heiskanen #3 (2017)
>Jesperi Kotkaniemi #3 (2018)
>Kaapo Kakko #2 (2019)

idk, he was banging some instathot not long ago iirc
huomenta, have a coffe

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We Golden Generation now lad

twitter.com/Berger_BYTES/status/1143148095183761408
>I'm told the #Leafs are going hard for Colorado's @tysonbarrie. Would be the perfect addition. Too many forwards. Not enough D.

God damnit

>God damnit
whoa...

Nylander+Kapanen to Avs pls

lol, the avs cant afford that

>10 busts
Oh nonono

Is there even a single cup there?

The call that saved florida

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>and sleeping in separate beds
Literally what is the point if you don't cuddle with them

>in Columbus
>call that saved Florida

>jarmo not worried
nhl.com/news/columbus-blue-jackets-not-worried-about-losing-free-agents/c-308026566?tid=281072352
Panarin confirmed staying

telephone calls can travel great distances, user

that's not how phones work dumbass

>not actually in Florida
>making a call to a Florida team when you’re actually just calling someone on a landline

>Ted doesn't understand how telephones work
The lore deepens.

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>phone not actually connected

Lmao the phone isn’t connected

panarin is actually bobrovsky in disguise

Thinking about buying a cruise ticket so I can fill up my denssi stock

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its bluetooth

I was on a cruise in juhannus and my freezer is full as fuck now

Dumbass

The Seattle Cruisers

>twitter.com/darrendreger/status/1143151294712078336?s=21
ITS HAPPENING

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No. He just likes to watch

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Carolina Hurricanes legend Mitch Marner

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Reminder /hoc/ is a Christian nation please don’t blaspheme

the Seattle Crusaders

Xheattle Dickgirls

>Bluetooth
That phone is an old touch dial it’s not Bluetooth

based ragsbro

>that "hey"
lmao, autism at it's finest

Spain-USA soon boys

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wrong sport, off-topic

>mfw my favourite team drafts kaapo kakko

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Really disappointed in how unfaithful Finland is. >We've been drafting and playing Finns for ages and then the moment that some random no-Finn team drafts a single kid, suddenly they're all over them.

Around finns the ice is thin

get a hot new finn and ill be back

My allience still lies with Bulju. Get bulju, get me.

Koopa Kaka reminder that Tavares is overrated shit

But >we picked up three more Finns on draft day.

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she a hot

youtube.com/watch?v=qNZIJmEZ91g

>all these >rags fans out of nowhere
Return to your shitholes

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Are we ragsslag posting?

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>Car parts are interested in having Bulju

Id's habbening!

yes

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Why, yes, I am, and have always been, a New York Rangers fan. How kind of you to notice.

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>rags

10 cm isn't large

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go rags

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>metric

Friendship ended with finland. Now sweden is my best friend

looking to build some friendships, lads. one (you) is all it takes.

Based kakko asserting dominance

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need friends

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I’ll be your fren

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Reminder I selected Finland in the fren draft first overall

Just realized >my team will have 3 fins on the starting lineup next season

For me, it's Iceland (and Estonia)

grim news

For me, it's Latvia (and Superalko)

more finns

My team got rid of a finn...and subsequently replaced it with another

Mine had one (1) and traded it to Shitcongo then drafted Québécois lads

This shit is so fucking good

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I’ll tyrkisk your peber :3

kingdom for a finn

Finnish Kingdom for a Dickgirl

here are your memes for the next year

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huomenta

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did St. Louis had any finn?

Lundell is a lock for first overall

redpill me on tuomisto

>drafting from asshats

Aatu Räty is confirmed to be the first overall in 2021.

Obviously not

dinner

go rangers

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more like three busts

fak jak hoos

where’s the cigarette and vodka?

where is cigarette

When was this penciled in?

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based and car parts pilled
youtube.com/watch?v=Xui6qjOHFRY

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you should follow vegas, they just drafted a half finn half brazilian guy

>poo, Finland

>drafting abominations

4/5 dinner

*solves hockey*

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nah the french kid has been a lock for #1 since the age of 12 or so, but theres definitely a good chance that lundell goes 2nd overall too

Penguins have riikkola still

>mfw soilers holding me hostage

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Weird way of spelling Lafreniere

On a one year one way contract goodnight sweet prince

Less hockey and more talk about binland

why are you pedo binlan

that's some minnesota shit right there

tarmo reunanen desu

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did i hear finlan

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Flanders desu

Of course.

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Krappo Caca will bust like every other 21st century finn.

Seething

>we do not have the technology to create retro looking hardware with modern mechanics
found the retard

You now remember Kris Draper

lol couldnt be more wrong you moron

youtube.com/watch?v=Ya_R-lW4MVc
Gonna be completely fluent in your shit language by next week, Finland.

Cope

sæd

I wouldn't understand spoken Finnish even if you perfected the standard Finnish.

>1993

*fucks up the leafs*

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>by making them better, stronger, faster
salt much?

work it harder and make it better

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Do you not communicate verbally with other people at all, Finland?

Will lee be an overrated shit this summer if he leaves

Digits confirm.

confirm what? he asked a question, not a statement

you have to go back

go back where? you fail to make any sense at all

Can't wait to be last in the Metro now!

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come back home user, your mother and I miss you

cool premature europooroid cope, but your league belongs to big nordgoloid BVLLS now and theres nothing you can do about it

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At least you have Gritty

No

for me its coffee

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Serious Question: How many parades have you guys been to this month?

Serious Question: How many parades have you personally lead this month?

Well I was at the Raptors parade, but I didn't lead it though.

You think ants go around and worry about getting stepped on by a big giant humoon?

What about the Toronto Pride Parade, you fucking altright shitlord?

No, I missed that one.

Probably not, ants and other animals have no real idea of the world like we do and don't classify other living organisms like us.

That's why the deer in the woods who sees a bear for the first time has essentially just seen a giant hostile monster that wants to kill it

Imagine attending a pride parade

Ducksbros, how well did they draft? We’re they able address their needs? Who should Bob get in the free agency?

our season?????

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>using last season's jersey for this season

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Caufield and cozens will be the best players in the draft

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caufield is gonna get his shit run over the moment he hits nhl ice

Just read from hfboards that Rangers had Kakko 1st and DACH as 2nd.. What do you think about that?

>rags

They don't believe is speedy manlet zoomers.

1. KK
2. Dach
3. Byram
4. Turcotte

really how it should have been

Who’s got the best goalie mask tho?

Only like Norwegian manlets

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I will try again next thread

>relies on a wall built by trump
guess that explains why this shitter allows so many goals

IT'S UP

youtube.com/watch?v=eXblJvlMJWA

Why do people pretend that raw fish is good? Smoked fish is always 10x better.

we'll at least make the 1st round

as long as its not fermented i like it either way

i like raw fish (pussy)

No one I know likes raw fish

how do you know no one that enjoys sushi?

gravlax/graavilahti is top tier

What happened after 2002?

Is it, dare I say it, Wild time?

Our worst generation ever

raw salmon sashimi dipped in gyoza sauce will forever be GOAT, fuck off with your virgin smoked shit

grinders, grinders everywhere

Reminder that those two contract are STILL getting "finalized"

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>Aki Berg went 3rd overall
holy fuck why

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canes desu

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they're waiting until mitchy signs before they put pen to paper on those two

>kongs

Didn't you watch hockey back then? Young BIG defenseman who could skate.

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but he couldn't skate and he was also bad at hockey

Rude

>he couldn't skate
literally the only reason why he was drafted that high was the size and the skating ability.

Why do all the Yuroshit teams in this women’s soccer have all white teams when their men’s teams are full of nignogs?

today is Saint-Jean-Baptiste, it is Québec's national holiday

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Hughes played against weak at competition and looked like shit when he went to the worlds against better competition. Rags are right.

Mä aion soittaa Harri Aholalle

Because all of their immigrants are from places where women aren't allowed to pursue first-world shit like a sports career. Their parents don't spend money on sending them to school, let alone paying for them to train and become a niche athlete for a competition that doesn't even take place annually and doesn't have any real professional league for them to play in for the rest of the time and actually make any money out of.

Hockey.

2020 draft rankings
eliteprospects.com/draft-center/2020/future-considerations

So what KHL team is Jesse going to be playing for next season? I'm hearing he's quite high on Joke-rit.

hallo hallo

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Is byfield a moslim?

hello? More prospects to carolina pls

Lundell to Oilers confirmed

>cap hell after just 2 years of existence
hahahaha fug

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That’s about 75% of the answer. The rest is that women’s soccer is not profitable, so they don’t bother literally importing the shitskins to play soccer for them.

They're on their way.

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>USA Dylan Peterson - #12
OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS DUUUUUUUUUUDE HAHAHAHA
>B-B-BUT WHAT ABOUT THE US NATIONAL TEAM DEVELOPMENT PROGRAM
OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NONONONONONONONONNO

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nigger

more likely a mulatto

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going to the grocery store lads what do we need?

For me, its 2021 draft

>Aatu Räty desu

So the next Evander kane

wow dude wtf seriously cut it out with the racism

or this

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Wait, is this him?

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Beans. Making a chilli for next thread.

I don’t need to try to make people look stupid they’re plenty endowed to do just that by themselves (your post to wit). What I will do is continue to revel in those teams failure and their fans salt. My team, the Capitals, were those same perrenial also-rans, until they weren’t. I never bemoaned their tribulations nor had any expectations that they deserved anything and then, who knew they went through the fire and came out katana. Who lured them there? That also-ran, Playoff loser of a Barry Trotz. Look no further then this year’s St. Louis Blues, worst to first. “Oh my god, Craig Berube can’t coach, he couldn’t even play.” Teams like the Panthers, Leafs, and Oilers seem to have an innate sense of superiority without any of the chops or experience to own it. I’ll never get tired of the tried and true pre-season and FA Championships on paper without having ever laced a single skate, they always provide those teams fans with such poorly-earned hope and opposing fans with such well-deserved gratification. You keep doing you, it’s always a delight when your reliable failure comes knocking.

more doritos

look legitimately retarded
next bulju confirmed

the big difference is byfield has the work ethic to win accolades in the OHL instead of just being nominated for them after missing the season due to mono

>raccoons
>rodents

done
I-I dont think they sell those here
shall restock cool ranch and nacho

U S A
U
A

tell waddel to quit dicking around and sign aho extension already

Nice

/hoc/posters want debt-free virgins without tattoos

This is an entirely reasonable outlook. I will wish you the best as I would any true fan of any team that carries a passion for their team grounded in realities and reasonable expectations. My best to you.

they may not be rodents as per strict classification, they are however an extreme nuisance

may as well say that /hoc/posters will only mate with female unicorns

>buy new barbecue from the home depot
>buy natural gas conversion kit for unlimited gas grilling pleasure
>kit comes with a 1/2" pipe that won't thread onto my 3/4" pipe
>no adaptor in stock
>must wait 3-12 business days to barbecue
it's simply not fair

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Then again, when has sudbury produced good talent

Your response is rather level-headed and therefore, quite reasonable and encouraging.

I suppose you could distill my argument in principle to this. At this past TDL Columbus went all-in in a move that was a litmus test for Super Team building in the NHL that has worked so well in the NBA. The result (?), bupkis and the hilarity that ensued. It was a stupid move that failed quite spectacularly (and nearly even more spectacularly had CBus missed the POs) but casual fans don’t seem to grasp the lesson and I’m certain GMs will be, in fact, allergic to the wisdom to be garnered from the exercise and we will see continued contract mismanagement and ever-increasing greed and financial incentivization of a sport that has continuously demonstrated that it is quite immune to attempts to throw money at Championships while GMs have been quite adept at throwing money at players.

>tfw my Hasb stole Caufield so he can chuck pucks with prime playmakers like Kotkaniemi and Max Domi in 2-3 years

Future's looking bright, lads :3

have you tried any of the other hundred suppliers of fittings in your area

should have stuck to propane and propane accessories

Bonjour une poutine seevooplay

Based Suomi USA friendship

Doesn't everyone who's sane want that, along with shit like wanting to be able to breathe air?

remember how much success the calgary manlets and manlet bay had in the playoffs tho

yes it's a rare double male fitting that i need
so the gas can run out halfway through cooking my prime striploin steaks yeah nah

jared/marc staal are from the wolves
also byfield is a newmarket native

what about a cute lil tiny tattoo like on the wrist or something

Sounds extremely gay

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that triggers these autists even harder tbqh

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No, it's still just an elective blemish. There's nothing cute about it.
All it is is a red flag for shit taste, poor judgment, and zero perspective for the future.

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have sex

have standards

standards implies that someone will meet the criteria

>shit taste, poor judgment, and zero perspective for the future
So your average /hoc/ poster

>posts on 4channel
>talks about standards
whew lad

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You're right. No one on the planet doesn't have a tattoo. We're literally born with tattoos.

best yet, is that user would happily eliminate prospective mates based solely off the fact they have a tattoo

This. I want one debt-free no tattoos, beautiful gf.

>I'm better than you because I'm a defeatist with zero self esteem
wew indeed

you werent born with a brain between your ears
which is fine, since you will never procreate

have sex and lift weights

Post face

Fact: I'm better than all of you, have had several life experiences including sex with many women, 6 figures, and more boat jumping than you pathetic weasels could ever hope to achieve.

t. angry, bitter femcel with a dumb tattoo somewhere

why would anyone actually do this?

L O N D O N

wow, if this is what you need to believe to stay satisfied with your decisions go ahead user

probably just some kayaks tho

For me, it's saxx underwear. Ultimate in sack support.

>I'm better than all of you
doubt.jpg
>have had several life experiences including sex with many women
That makes you a whore desu.
>6 figures
Same
>and more boat jumping than you pathetic weasels could ever hope to achieve
Only accurate part of your post

True there's some manlets out there but then Boston were also the 3rd shortest team in the NHL, when Calgary has the 4th highest avg height (from 2017-2018 season stats)

They were big kayaks

pongs won 2 cups with turbo manlets

malkin is a pretty big guy

Also true while the Jest, this supposedly playoff-tailored team can't get shit done

You can win with manlets. But if you have a soft af manlet on your top line, then you're likely going to lose.

this, even chiraq understand that kane always got shielded minutes

what are you eating /hoc/?
for me, it's a healthy low carb mediterraen tapas plate.

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Did a manlet fuck your crush or what? Henri Richard is a turbo manlet also has 11 rings

>extra lean ground beef still has more calories from fat than protein
wtf why did i just buy 16 pounds of it

Gonna go spend my 6 figure salary and enjoy some life experiences, lads

Eating some leftover lasagna I made a couple days ago. Going to try making an 8plat loaf of bread later and then eat it with locally made apple butter.

Did you miss the part where I stated "soft af"? Henri Richard was hard as nails.

connor sheary was the only real >turbo manlet on the pongs when they won their last 2 cups. most of the team was close to 6'. manlet bay has multiple players below 5'10.

i'm boiling eggs atm

Blues were pretty tall this year desu

Diggin in to some slaw with apples. Why is cabbage so good lads?

and they were also mostly canadian
rmyt how they managed to win

nice how many

>tfw tall team with a majority of americans and canadians

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>majority of americans
yeah thats a lie

2 now, 2 in the morning

what team is the most "diverse" in the league?

I'm gonna stick with my tough manlets Gallagher and Domi then.

Also I miss Francis Bouillon ;_;

you have to eat big to get big

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washington maybe?

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Going to bed now lads.

just imagine

had sex with two girls this week

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Unfortunately you have HPV now and will develop cancer in a few decades

Omelette du fromage avec mushrooms, donair beef et onions

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ME too. One was a lefty and the other a righty.

Utti is my biggest idol

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pens

yo fucking lo

tabarnak ça l'air du vomis avec des morceaux d'marde

I did not.

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Basé et rougepilulé, cher camarade laurentien.

worth it

BONNE SAINT-JEAN

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tastes good tho

Kasper Simontaival
>175 cm

Roni Hirvonen
>175 cm

What do they mean by this?

manlets are all the rage these days

>rougepilulé
shout laughing's

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What were his names?

>orlov and ovechkin are chinese

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O Canada vs Du gamla du fria soon

not gonna doxx them if i want to eat their ass again

late

Soviet flag dumbass

New Bread NOW

new

i like bread

New

>late thread
Shant. someone make a new

and for being cute as hell.

I married a debt free virgin with no tattoos. Do I win anything?