/cric/ket World Cup

Okay I must reassess. The boer and bihari are both mentally deficient.

this could come back and bite you on the arse come Wed mate, just a heads up

I like how these retards have a problem with me as soon as I namefag but will be alright when I don't.

Who do "we" want to face in the semis lads? India who dodged us, or Australia / Englel who will have worked "us" out by the end of this week.

>they think I'm actually bihari
OH NO NO NO NO

Who gives a shit. We've already secured a spot. Nothing matters until the semis

Shall be preemptively reminding them lads.

I know I was talking about irl in general.
Right wing seethe because we have a different way of life and liberals seethe because because we oppose their degenerate way of life.

there's only room for one top four drop out and that's going to be peengland

It's okay to be Bihari bro

Liberals will literally support anything as long as it offends the right wing.

update: samantha hayes getting bigger lads

No. Good first few years. Not quite in Waqar and Wasim's league. Faded out real quick after getting destroyed by Sachin in 2003

India. We need to knock them out convincingly so they get behind us in the final. We need the support of the whole of India to win and gain redemption by humiliating poopeelia in front of the world on the biggest stage.

national socialism is just right for australia

based

FUCK the right wing. Mentally deranged bootlickers.

Yes the great Aboriginal nation will be restored after all the whitoid bogans are expelled

the fuck is she eating

nobody is watching this series

Are all the /sag/fags here? No wonder that general is dead.

setting up a predictor lads

Miss a few frens

>afghanistan vs bangladesh
GRIM

Apparently they have a “rivalry”, of sorts. Don’t give a shit about the match but hope the Afghani chads fuck them up

>Bangladesh v Afghanistan
2 points for
>England v Australia
2 points for
>New Zealand v Pakistan
2 points for
>West Indies v India
2 points for
>Sri Lanka v South Africa
2 points for
>Pakistan v Afghanistan
2 points for
>New Zealand v Australia
2 points for
>England v India
2 points for
>England v India
2 points for
>Bangladesh v India
2 points for
>England v New Zealand
2 points for
>Afghanistan v West Indies
2 points for
>Pakistan v Bangladesh
2 points for
>Sri Lanka v India
2 points for
>Australia v South Africa
2 points for

CURRENT SCORES
NZ 11
AUS 10
IND 9
ENG 8
SL 6
BAN 5
PAK 5
WI 3
RSA 3
AFG 0
post your results!

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t. Reddit

Removed the name. If the retards here endlessly screech about biharis again I'll put it back on.

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>Bangladesh v Afghanistan
2 points for BAN
>England v Australia
2 points for AUS
>New Zealand v Pakistan
2 points for NZ
>West Indies v India
2 points for IND
>Sri Lanka v South Africa
2 points for SA
>Pakistan v Afghanistan
2 points for PAK
>New Zealand v Australia
2 points for AUS
>England v India
2 points for IND
>Bangladesh v India
2 points for IND
>England v New Zealand
2 points for NZ
>Afghanistan v West Indies
2 points for WI
>Pakistan v Bangladesh
2 points for PAK
>Sri Lanka v India
2 points for IND
>Australia v South Africa
2 points for AUS

CURRENT SCORES
NZ 15
AUS 16
IND 17
ENG 8
SL 6
BAN 7
PAK 9
WI 5
RSA 5
AFG 0
post your results!

oh England unluggy uce

>predicting tournament results is reddit
guess I'm reddit then

IND knocks out PAK
AUS knocks out NZ ;_;

Its more the state of this thread that I'm concerned about. Might skip it again today, might fuckoff until the ashes returns.

a full strength netherlands

Mate we fucked you up in 2015 and we fucked you up last week. Surprised you even show your face around here

steady on sport

a full strength nether regions (zachy b doesn't know this feel)

>if you're from a country that has lost a sporting match you can never use the internet or watch sports again

Because it worked out well the last time.

kek

Welcome to Yea Forums freshcunt

who are you quoting m8

I, for one, don't go on /int/.

Cheers, have fun posting with your monkey friends

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Teams I want to see win:
Pakistan

Teams I don’t wan’t to see win:
Afghanistan
Australia
Bangladesh
England
India
New Zealand
South Africa
Sri Lanka
West Indies

Simple as

dont even know what /sag/ is and I'm quietly glad.

So much racism and hatred isn't good for health.

that's a touching story ngl

hit racism for six m8

4/10 for effort
But cbf with the permutation and combinations.
I'll just watch the rumble.

most autistic and boring general on Yea Forums

yeah I know, wasn't really planned for cazzie millennials

worse than /cric/? wew

Bihari

I prefer sub continentals to south Africans.

South Africans are either black people or racists. And I hate both.

>biharis
more like bitcharis kek

Based Bihari
cringe

t. Bitchari

Have sex incel freak

KEK

Bitcharis on POOinlooicide watch

I would but your bitchari mum said she's busy tonight

A kiwi has more talent in a single anus pube than every bitchari person combined

Where did all these curry WC blow ins come from? They definitely weren’t this many last time around

with enough arse pubes left over for Daniel's beard

Make it less obvious.

from India and neighbouring countries I think you dumb fuck

uhuh

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>he actually fell for it and posted a fucking screenshot to try to prove it
kek

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Waaaaaaaaah I'm such a bitchari that I can't handle the mean words

>poo peeland """"banter"""" is autistic schoolboy tier namecalling
cringe

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yes

*mogs every subcontinent male*

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>another thread ruined by curry blow-ins

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might check it out

Image of the world cup for me

based

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For me, it's this.

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how do I achieve this form

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Follow sebbos workout advice

Based Bharat

>dropping 35% of catches
kek

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>dad won't let me have a Cara Delevingne poster in my room because she's a lesbian

IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN HELP THAT DAD
WOULD IT BE BETTER IF SHE WAS GETTING DICKED DOWN BY CHAD?

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>12 irrelevant matches before the semis

eat biscuits

KINGFISHER BEER

She just hasn't met me yet

>NZ V PAK
>NZ V AUS
>NZ V ENG
>irrelevant
mate...

It's free for India

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oh nonono

the amir show

Me and the boys

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why do India's north eastern states look Chinese, and Burma look Chinese - but you somehow don't look Chinese?
You're supposed to look Chinese

me in front with the paddles

Looking good mate

Bangladesh please stop looking not Chinese

Wasim Akram is the greatest. I like Shoaib very much but he's definitely not the GOAT.

why wasn't Wade picked instead of Carey

>shitspouter bullied the blow in curries away
BASED

he's the true hero of this CWC

apparently they don't love ya work Wadesy

We literally keep the threads alive when antipodeans are sleeping.

blacklisted from australian cricket. should be in the test squad as well but we'll never see him again.

love the friendly inclusive atmosphere of pre-game /cric/

Is there any way to know which players are injured? I’m playing fantasy for this despite not knowing really anything about cricket.

Secret /yfmoc/ thread
Freedom from janny and flags

cringe

reminder the sri lanka and england games are the only relevant ones left

Injured:
Kohli
Williamson
Warner
Morgan
Das
Root
Sharma
Amir
Boult
Archer
Starc

yw

stay there

Test

youtube.com/watch?v=Q4pQxNFECLY
>getting BTFO by a part time spinner

-icles in Muslimcunt's mouth

SS + GOMAD

reckon WI would be more competitive if we went back to the days of having a whitey captain

>we

Backing afghanis to win today.

The amir show Ltd.

yes mate if they're not playing then they're probably injured

based

roider

There used to be a lot more pozzies in this general.

very close

youtube.com/watch?v=GyO6LMXD9Ts

hope we get to face NZ in the semi final, they are our bunnies after all.

espncricinfo.com/series/8039/scorecard/65154/new-zealand-vs-pakistan-1st-sf-benson-&-hedges-world-cup-1991-92

espncricinfo.com/series/8039/scorecard/65232/new-zealand-vs-pakistan-1st-sf-icc-world-cup-1999 ( 9 wickets kek)

telcos are still banning 4channel

Based

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>he thinks West Indies were good way back then

Good stuff

Based currygods chased them away.
Welcome your new overlords.

um sweetie who has the coveted oye hoye trophy?

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The stench you lads create is awe inspiring tbqh

>777
I, for one, welcome our curry overlords.

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they call me IBSbro

plz plz beat Porkis. Make Brother Brenton proud.

Can't wait for the away leg desu. You were lucky we had a fat midget for a captain. He'll get booted soon.

Please fuck off you retarded bengalese.

Ireland and Netherlands should have come hosted this world cup. At least that way they would have got their foot inside the tournament.

2ez my impoverished friend

Thanks for producing that jeans of mine.

i dunno bruh porkis have a history of coming back out of nowhere eg. 92 wc, 17 ct

Hackernews > Reddit > Yea Forums

is this correct?

well if they beat us, England are out, which is hilarious, so either way.

crew & gang

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4channel > them all, fool

>muh favourites
KEK

joshy's mad about richo
richo's mad about josh
sebbo's mad about richo
richo's mad about seb

they call him incel pedo
oh yeah
they call him incel pedo
quite rightly

I guess it'll be up to us to stop the porki menace.

We also have a history of beating porki when they seem unstoppable.

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In terms of the basedboys who post there? Yes.
4channel is where it's at.

Bangladesh?
more like BASEDladesh

richo mogging the rest

man I miss year 7

for me, it's

India > Bangladesh > Pakistan

in the stench rankings

sri lankans
indians
pakis
banglels

in that order

khalistan as a test nation

Good guy curries:
Bangladesh, Sri Lanka
Oye hoye curries:
Pakistan
Eternal bad guy curries:
India. England

For me, it was year 9. Hang out with friends, great at studies, play gully cricket daily etc. Shit was cash.

Please have some shame.

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any rapin?

year 9 is when I developed severe depression and discovered Yea Forums

needing a new word for grim, but this is definitively grim.

how does sex feel like?
t. virgin

Nah, had a huge crush on a girl who I talked to daily but Thank God I was saved from degenerate relationships.

sandy bags of milk and coins

sri lanks are the bestest because they have super long and pretty names

primary school was the peak
went to a wog school but we all played footy and cricket before, during and after school. local club for each would have three teams almost entirely filled with lads from our school
used to ride my bike down to the nets each Sunday with the lads and just play cricket all day then go home and play smash bros at someone's house

>2015
>test
Oh no no no no

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what went wrong

ooof

so so much

ruff

This is for the Indoos.

fuck forgot to attach

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love your work Hasan

I refuse to even post stats v Bangers cause I am afraid he might kill himself in humiliation.

for me it was year 7, going to blockbuster with a few friends and getting 5 weeklies, usually horror movies or comedies like jackass and american pie (made sure it had tits in it) and then getting comfy and drinking cans of coke and solo while eating chips and lollies, going outside in between movies to use a lynx can as a flamethrower and then falling asleep halfway through some shitty 90s horror movie at 4am

thanks "janab"

they call you janabbro

Thoughts on new Top Gear with Freddy?

bbc shouldn't be promoting planet-killing activities imo

grim

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wonder what maidcunt would have to say about this

>heat wave and wall-to-wall sunshine across continental europe
>drizzle and thunder in britain
grim little island

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come home white man

Imagine running off to another board to post Because you have a poo flag

Based. What I've noticed is indians everywhere are bad (or good). Scapegoating just relieves people mentally

>Hometrack bully
>in a completely different country
KEK

We are truest aryans

tell the lads about it.

you are pooest aryans kek

Like losing spiritual energy

like nothing mate
years of jacking off to hardcore porn had ruined me

aflads win the toss and choose to field

high IQ strat

fuck this shitty world cup just get to the semis already

goddamn self-entitled instant gratification needing millennials FUCK

hope bangers get skittled out for less than 200.

Would have been fairer if there were quarter finals in this tournament too

In'shallah Bangladesh will beat the Afghan devils, and Anglo saviours New Zealand will crush the treacherous Paki heretics.

very true

Hate cricket

Thought that was a meme

>Hate cricket
- icc on their justification for hosting the world cup in england

Hate Australians

ah yes the extremely riveting cricket match between sporting superpowers bangladesh and afghanistan can't WAIT for this one

rent free

sounds like ya been worked and finna seethe m8

the rain has gone
there have been some absolute bangers
great WC

Reckon they should just make the ICC rankings the group stage and the top 8 at the allocated start date are the quarter finalists. If that were the case the QFs would be

1. England vs Bangladesh
2. India vs West Indies
3. New Zealand vs Pakistan
4. South Africa vs Australia

Don't see the need for anything else

>start of play has been delayed to 10.40 am by virtue of toss happening at 10.10 am.

ah yes the bureaucratic nightmare of the ICC

willing to support an overall kiwi victory if cringedia gets knocked out as a result

Allahu akbar in national anthem

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The bowler of the first over of the match and the opening batsman require 30 minutes to know

would love to lick her feet

Why do they even need to delay the toss? A little bit of water doesn't change much

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You disgust me

conditions might change in the time

Why don't they simply rub one side of the coin with sandpaper before the toss, making it more likely to land on that side?

nah mate, ive basically gone cold turkey on porn in hopes to save myself

pretty sure that's cheating m8

nah mythbusters tested this but the coin still had a random flip rate

It's not serious cheating like refusing to walk

Are there any good cricket podcasts?

why is it that toast always lands butter side down then? a slice of toast can't be that ballistically different to a coin

weak.

the so-called "graveyard of empires"
more like the graveyard of fielding hehe

So what you're telling me is, Mitchell Starc, the person who benefitted the most from sandpapering the ball, and had the ball in his hand the most had no idea about the plan to cheat?

yes try Warneys acclaimed fortnite podcast

Correct.
*cries*

fast bowlers are dumcunts, the last thing u want them to do is be thinking about the ball and how its gonna swing and all that

So what you're telling me is that Mitchell Starc hasn't been able to get the ball to swing at all since sandpaper gate and has also been total garbage by coincidence?

kino

nah mate

just top order batsmen and a middle order patsy

no bowlers even knew

a cat always lands on its feet, so tape the coin to the cat and let flip. Genius.

Correct.
*gets banned*

are you dating to suggest the Australian leadership are liars m8

Im so curious as to WHAT the fuck. Is hapenning. We all have been following Pakistan's coincedental victory loss rate compared to '92, and i just figured Pakistan in 1992 in their 6th match won by 48 runs opposed to 2019's 6th match victory of 49 runs where in '92 Amir Shoail was MoM and yesterday Haris Sohail being one. Umm

my neighbours' cat that i punted into the apple tree after it shat in my rockery most definitely did not land on its feet

the graveyard of good bowling

shan't be posting here a lot today lads, lest bossman get angry that his slave isn't slaving away hard enough
just dropped by to say FUCK POONGLADESH, we're winning this easily, screencap this

bit rough m8

He's unironically the top wicket taker if this tournament

ste smith absolutely shook lads

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are Australians just natural liars?

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South Africa in World Cups
1992: Semifinal
1996: Quarterfinal
1999: Semifinal
2003: Group stage
2007: Semifinal
2011: Quarterfinal
2015: Semifinal
2019: Group stage

get ready for a brokin fuckin arm innit

no way

i hear you lads might know what sebbo looks like

I actually think he's a curry

finlan has a picture of him but is too afraid to post it

tell binlan to post that shit
memes will ensue

im not afraid!

wow

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yes he is

Finns are ugly and stupid. I don't trust them

russian rape babies like the afganis.

In the 92 WC they had 4 people named Muhammad and 6 who were married to their first cousin. Exact same in 2019!

>England opener Jason Roy has been ruled out of Tuesday's CWC19 match against Australia.
bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/48743983

dont be a pussy, pupu

Hit racism for six lads

holy fuck how did it take him that long to make that decision

Is Al Hasan related to Al Bundy?

no he's not you fucking idiot

bit aggressive friend

Seems like curries are only here when their team plays. Same for saffas, poms and pozzies. Are kiwis the true backbone of cric? the only non-cazz contingent?

I'm not your friend, mate

Who are we supporting today?

Haloooo seething kiwi

Yea Forums is completely dead rn, it's bizarre
nowt happening anywhere
i'll get my stream going when toilberg goes to his meeting at half 11

Afghanistan no doubt

Whats that stink?

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always afghanistan

New Zealand, as we do everyday

Afghans in heart, Bangladesh in brain

do banglagesh know that they need to score runs and not lose wickets?

India. Why are Americans so bad at geography lads

Bangas 2bh

still buzzing from that Boult catch lads wew holy fuck

youtu.be/qqZ_SH9N3Xo?t=564

there's an uncomfortableness in the office because one the bosses asked a waitress to show us her tits at a lunch on friday.

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Reckon women shouldn't even be allowed in the same room as men unless they are with their husband

did she?

ive been in literally every thread for every game lad

except you I said

Reminder NZ failed to beat India

love your work mate

They're unbeaten so they must be an incredible team. Can't see a team which has a loss at this stage winning the cup

>LE BASED EL BOULTO XDDD

saving to BTFO them in the final m8

Not in the warm up match.

Fuck Tamim
just blocking like a fucking bum

you love him too ay? based

>kiwis breathe
>joshy seeethes

why don't all subcontinental teams just amalgamate into an east indies side like the west indies did

It would be Amir+Shakib and all indians

bro it is shakib

Imagine a South Indies XI

it is shakib bro

I think New Zealand is so powerful the ICC may need to break us up into North and South island teams to compete fairly

which is the good island? is it south?

always north in all things.

Grim

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7 of the black caps live in Tauranga. It's where they get their power

Based

Could be worse

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Go back to your containment board

I haven't played since I was 14 and I've spent all morning watching videos of lads batting with a GoPro on and I fucking miss playing so much

Check the Pakistani rupee

1 Sebbo mass = 6.6 regular people's mass

/cric/ RUNS indiachan

wanted to buy the total war today but it was 90 bucks
you now remember 2011 when the AUD was trading above the USD by like 5 cents for a month, holy BASED

Holy shit

Ok... Then go play...

could be worse, you could be an English cricket fan

aussie dollar is a micky mouse currency so it's not a good thing for it to be that high, .69 is extremely grim though since it usually trades in the high 70s

Rashid's got a pretty good beard for a 20 year old.

BASED afghanistan lads

I'm liable to be shite after 11 years out of the game and the local team is pretty high standard.

someone told me to "cope more" then called me a faggot lads, what do I do

think of a good riposte in the shower tomorrow morning lad.

Surely they have grades for fat and old cunts

join the under 10s and crack some kids' skulls

don't know how to pronounce riposte 2bh

Based Shakib will score a double century now

Fuck yes bros

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was thinking "no you"

Insult his mum

>did she?

No she just laughed it off. The women in the office are seething tho

After a quick google they've got a 3rd XI and a 'midweek friendly XI'

Thing is I probably have to befriend the right lads in the pub otherwise its going to be wanky village politics

h*mans btfo

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bizarre thing to do tbf
was he drunk?

the shakib show

PooPealanders out in full force to support their brothers

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might order palak paneer on ubereats for dinner

probably jealous their tits aren't requested

You're good at make excuses mate. Just get stuck in and see how it goes. You don't have to commit for life and if you don't like it just say things changed and youre too busy

ozy.com/acumen/the-most-islamic-country-is-new-zealand/94801

Just stopped transferring money to Bangladesh lads.

went to my first match on saturday (wi v nz) and the cricket guitarist is even worse when you're actually in the ground. legit sounds like a kid who has been bought their first guitar and is trying to play well known riffs from a tab.

also i saw a reddit basedboy in an iceland cricket top and carlos brathwaite is a beast.

grim

shut the FUCK up daniel

Share the stream bro

wish they'd fuck the boomer guitar off, actually embarrassing for our sport

Did you see a sickly looking tryhard hipster with pubes on his face?

Good lad.
People like you are keeping the sport alive.

probably, best thing about the crowd was it like 90% white. knew it was a good idea to pick a curry free match.

heard it's the coldest day in like 30 years in melbourne
stay safe lads

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*chants bangladesh*

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you now remember Sebbo's autosage-preventing CRICKET UPDATES

Only the coldest day in June.

which is the coldest month normally?

Try

These are m3u links. Will only work on video player apps like vlc, potplayer or for Android MX player..

itpolly.iptv.digijadoo.net/live/gazi_tv/chunks.m3u8

itpolly.iptv.digijadoo.net/live/maasranga/chunks.m3u8

These works on our server, don't know if it will work for everyone. If not, try the rabbitholebd app or site

alright fine you've bullied me into it. Texting my mate who plays for them on occasion and asking how I get involved

or simply install the native hls ext

July is the middle of winter.

probably july if you consider that the coldest month in the northern hemisphere is usually january

>was he drunk?

Quite drunk. He got shit from a coworker whos my age for it. "What would you do if it was your daughter" and stuff

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Lads the BASED Spanish plume will save us from any more abandoned matches

Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six-foot-four and full of muscles
I said, "do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich

for me, it's the absolute STATE of the Oregon senate right now. US is going all out boonta rn.
>11 senators refuse to vote on climate bill "muh taxes, muh jobs etc"
>laws in place for cops to 'compel' them to vote
>flee over the state line
>shack up with private militias
>tell the cops to send only those willing to die
BASED 56%ers

Fuck yea about time we had another Ruby Ridge or Waco.

think afghanistan will want to try take some wickets here soon

Imagine being so childish and backwards that you flee interstate to avoid voting on a climate change bill. Politicians are a joke.

I personally think Bangladesh will look to up the run rate.

bangladesh, I fuck your wife

If you're a slower scoring batsman who's in the team for your average more than your strike rate, you shouldn't be batting anyway below 3 in limited overs griget

BASED

What is climate change policy even supposed to be? Christchurch city council declared a climate emergency ( whatever that means) and today they increased fares for public transport rides.

The greens party here is more interested in legalizing marijuana and giving money to transpeople to cut their genitals off

tipping a wicket at 25.2 lads

call ya bookies

great Republican pride in such things, Lincoln himself jumped out a 2nd story window in order to spoil a vote.

Feel like pure shit lads just want RC back

Wally Hammond was a pretty good cricketer, but he was never the same post WWII with his injured let and PTSD
Bradman remained a high quality player even post 1945, making him the superior cricketer

it's called auto-defenestration, you plebeian

miss the glory days of au/sp/ trips, convict, goosey, rc, tgck, roosterman, spannerhead plus a few less relevant ones im forgetting

Oregon is a weird place. I had to work there recently, went out for groceries and there was some guy casually waddling around the shopping mart in tight shorts with an AR slung over his shoulder.

hot

Maybe Bangers should win today so they are under pressure in the match against us having a shot at the semis.

Will enjoy watching them crumble.

unironically based

Green Party died when the two Blue-Greens resigned over that double dipping maori.

>porkis actually thinking they're going to the semis

Don't stand in our way, that's all I ask.

shakib is a pretty gun player

how tall is gubadin?

6'3 in the morning

But we will tho

The /cric/mentators curse

oooo very sad! for bangladesh

Fucking mujeeb again

bro it is shakib...

Selfish innings from Shakib there

Is it a sin to eat hungry people?

Hungarians?

Just make sure to poo in the loo after

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/93622977/
how good was this thread lads

Collapseladesh

J U S T
U
S
T

for me its the SS Jumbo

bit stiff

>poongladesh

yes mate if anything it's worse

same happened here

Greens used to be environment focused, then the party leader got ousted by a wog and they became unironic neo-socialists who talk more about muslims and gays than the environment

oof

good until the wogballers showed up

what a game though

Ideal finals
>Australia
>New Zealand
>Pakistan
>West Indies

all the good guys of cricket together

WALLOP

Stopped reading at Australia. They're not good guys

lmao what

if that's true how did you know I was listing the good guys?

I didn't know that. I was simply stating a fact.

not buying it lad

so true

Mushfiqur is 5'11" btw

KEK

Liton Das not out

Get busy cleaning. The boss needs that floor spic and span.

8 inches taller than me

As usual poor captaincy by Naib! Plz somebody buddy tell him he has rehmat shah and Shinwari overs

no way, he looks shorter than all the bangladeshi players even

watched a bit of Origin on the telly yesterday since they were playing it here
horrible horrible sport

the banglaCHADis are 6'3" on average

western GODstralian here too. i've watched every origin game for almost a decade now despite never having watched a single game of rugby leage outside of that. not sure why i do it to myself but yeah its a really grim sport.

no wait it was a lopsided game and it was raining please watch our sport

place it just above basketball as one of the worst sports in the world

Nonce

mate I'm a good ruler taller than you

why are the English so short lads

I have no doubt that Reality Check has:
-created a $40 million dollar empire from nothing but Satanism and a high school education
-gotten over the tragic death of his sister overseas.
-gotten over the tragic death of his parents in a car crash (just like James Bond!)
-studied in the field on Biology (Neurology included) for longer than the average PhD student does (over 15 years)
-given up a promising AFL footballer due to a "terrible" injury
-bested his hero Matthew Lloyd in a one-on-one match-up and was able to befriend his hero due to their mutual respect despite the aforementioned "terrible" injury.
-was a "semipro" soccer player for Gosford City, but no longer has interest in the sport due to a lack to interest. He still has intimate knowledge of the game regardless.
-risen to the top of the Melbourne, and thus Australian advertising industry (just like Todd Sampson!) without a hint of formal education in the area.
-intimidated and humiliated former Australian cricket captain, and living legend Ricky Ponting
-single-handedly come up with the Rhonda and Ketut AAMI advertising campaign, but it was stolen off him.
-mastered a dozen languages and is conversational in another dozen.
-become a celebrated DJ at Melbourne's 'Heat' nightclub
-exiled due to issues with the ATO
-paid AUD$3 million dollars to end his exile
-placed in numerous "illegal street races" in his adopted home of Indonesia
-taken part in local discussions solving disputes between muslims and christians
-had sexual intercourse with Helena from My Kitchen Rules
-helped fund a new local soccer stadium
-hunted sharks to help feed the locals
-hosted a Christmas party for a local Orphanage
-has a direct lineage to Machiavelli
-committed suicide on the 9th of January 2016
-admitted it was a ruse to throw off the AFP on the 14th
-is an advocate of pseudoscience (MBTI), despite being a man of science
I, for one, don't need proof. I have faith.

>being a manlet

>1.6 m

still better than soccer, poonion, baseball, DEFINITELY gridiron, ice hockey and floor hockey, those are just off the top of my head

miss these days lads

GONE

FUCK OFF

Why is the run rate so low? I feel like I'm back in the era of boring ODIs in the 90s and 2000s

Pretty shit total tbqhwy.

glad to see we're back at boring cricket again after the last two days being somewhat exciting

Feel like I'm watching a test.

>afghan fielding

the indian governments puts CANCER in your ass and SHIT in your food yet you want to insult me? why, you son of many fathers? what did I do to you? wake up retard

fug, Bangla must be sweating bullets. Or it's just the ICC throwing them a bone

kek based

Isn't that a good thing?

>rashit trying to cheat
yikes

BTFO

just bants la
you said you won't be able to post 'cause work

>my decision is nut out

for me, it's mankad
truly the patrician's dismissal

I wrote this pasta
hilarious times, this was before it got grim, still don't miss him though

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For me it's hitting your batting partner's stumps

Do NOT let Jos Buttler see this

Miss him so fucking much lads, just want him back with us.

when did it get grim

Search his trip in 4plebs you lazy shit.

When pseudotrips from poopeeland arrived.

bossman gives me some time to rest every once in a while
he's a generous, benevolent god

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Getting a bit late, but might knock up some muffins during the innings break.

reckon dawlat might be a bit shit lads

killed an abo outside the MCG, fake suicide, commandeered a yacht to Japan, normal stuff.

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I like all New zealanders I meet irl but I hate every single kiwi here

so true.

i still find it weird to get used to there being no tripfags here. didn't post much after au/sp/'s decline in later 2014 / 15 and came back in 2017 and these threads were basically entirely different faces. just pseudo trips and freshies.
dont mind the threads but they're so different to before

Business idea: New chants

the period between was a bit odd
reckon it's just me, an indian and two kiwis left from that

How come you speak decent English and are savvy enough to find this corner of the internet despite being an immigrant janitor irl?
Don't abort the narrative jan.

and zachy of course

>smashed down the ground
>still doesn't goes to the boundary
The fuck is wrong with this field?

grim total
mid 2000s cricket this

>low-scoring games are bad

how's the /comfy/ level lads? Cric is getting comfier as we approach the semis.

sounds like you were the other sportschan aussie m8

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it's good when the ball is doing shit
when there's nothing on the bowler's end and no shots from the batsman why bother

yet through it all Josh Reynolds is still fucking here

Reckon that Ian Harvey could pull of a cheeky 16*(12) in circumstances like this

>smashing rashid khan all over
Feels good man

>ball doing nothing
>batsmen doing nothing
Riveting.

Reminder that the jannies literally spent an entire year policing /cric/ threads to purge them of any degree of personality

Hashghanistan have conceded 300 surprisingly few times this tournament

good innings that

yeah i wasn't here for any of the daniel saga, missed all but the world cup final, and all of the 2016 series. watched them but just didn't post here. honestly matt's autism was a big thing that drove me away. shitposting is fun but it got to the point where you just couldn't have any discussion (on topic or off optic) without the threads just being completely derailed with rage. wasn't comfy at all.

kek i actually did post there a bit.

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Too bad they can't bat.

makes afghanistan's job easier doesn't it?

did the bongs rig up some anti-khan pitches? he's been getting walloped

Puffghanistan have bowled slower balls quite effectively

...

>How come you speak decent English
My English is decent because I lived in England for many years before realising how grim it truly is and went back to Holland
>and are savvy enough to find this corner of the internet
I discovered Yea Forums over a decade ago when it was still the only relevant board on Yea Forums, I forgot how, but Yea Forums was more relevant back then so more people knew it
>despite being an immigrant janitor irl?
The reason I have this shit job is because of my criminal record and because I was too cool for school

their bowling is unironically quite good. absolute shithouse of a batting lineup though unfortunately. reckon they'd be a genuinely competitive side if they had one or two batsmen who could consistently score runs.
watching them bat is pretty grim though, horrible technique, no foot work, nothing. basically just stand and swing. suppose its the problem when you don't have proper training and are mostly brought up on t20 sadly.

We already have a winning total I reckon

the daniel saga and world cup final was good, the rest was a bit off the rails
no matt but it was just as autistic. you had these three or four posters doing nothing but arguing with each other non-stop. granted it was mostly on-topic and they weren't casuals, but it was a bit grim.

Afghanistan scored 207 against the best bowling line up in world

The fuck?

>third world fielding

>dropping that
yikes, afghanistan fielding is so grim.

where did they all come from anyway? just blowins for the world cup? i saw some stuff of them all being from some facebook group but never found out if they were from facebook originally or just made the facebook group with people from these threads.
i've always preferred comfy threads, personally. it's part of what made me really enjoy the 2011/12/13 threads since they were mostly comfy despite the number of trips. think it was only really 2013 where convict started having a meltdown over goosey and things slowly started to fly off the rails. then the simpsons song bullshit with matt really kicked things off and everything went downhill from there for me

discord is down lads

chadghanistan should unironically open the batting with rashid

Big total. Loved all the dot balls.

Frankly embarrassing from Dawlat. The same man who dropped Eoin Morgan on 26 on the boundary off Rashid produces the worst effort of the day - and there are plenty to choose from across these 50 overs

genuine question can darkies just not field?
even when they're raised in the west (khawaja, monty and so on) they suck

> Older = better

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GOTTEM

GONE

FUCK OFF

How did you end up in Europe in the first place?

blow ins I think yeah. think that chat only really has daniel and zachy in it of those people though.

i swear half the time it seems like they forget they're actually part of the game and not just there for moral support.
That said i reckon its mostly just training, probably emphasised a lot more in the really professional cricketing nations like england/sa/aus. india's pretty good for example

afghanis have such good names

for me, its afghan.

Fun fact: The last time Afghanistan had to chase 263, they won. Guess the other team.

enjoyed the twitter era before daniel killed it

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tfw missed all the rajibul stuff
I just remember richo pushing a few different lolcows, rajibul was just a face in the crowd, then I stopped posting here for ages

for me, it was impersonating jon holland on twitter

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Different pitch. 220 is average score in this venue.

Haha I wonder how many of us were controlling that twitter at its peak?

>inshallah

too many skills performed at once overheats an 80 iq

reckon about seven?
it was mostly zachy having meltdowns, think he got ashley giles calling him a "proper nutter"

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Ashley & Martin desu

i wonder how many australian regulars there are in these threads anyway. only ones i can think of are smiles poster, the freo wog, the guy who never capitalises the first letter in his first sentence but always the second (this poster ), and the australian who lived in china or something. not sure how many of those are the same person either. also dont know when any of them started posting

same. when i first came back i thought the rajibul stuff was the lowest of the low but now i find it quite funny.

had some family in the continent already, one thing led to another

Reckon using gays in their ads helped?

>mark nicholas using all these big words
>paki can't speak english
>nog has no idea what he said
Brilliant television.

Our bowlers need to get their shit together now, Shakib will get 2/3 wicket i reckon

No kek

unironically love the way mark nicholas speaks

u r a very gd boy

Gib Schengen visa pls
I'm the FFLguy btw, only oldfriends will remember.

for me, it was that bloke who fell in love with the prossie and would post text conversations between them

N O T Y E T
O
T
Y
E
T

love seeing Israel Folau get btfo

was this the same guy who was talking to a prossie about how he didnt know how to talk to women and just wanted company etc and she told him to smoke weed?

not his best moment haha

kek that's right
he reckoned it was true love because she let him stick a finger up her bum

ashley giles was fucking shit

no that was based mackaylad

thought you liked him
take the nutter comment to heart mate?

youtu.be/iXm8tF-lJP4?t=219
GET READY TO YELL HAPPY BIRTHDAY TUBS

I tweeted a couple of times for a novelty but couldn't really be arsed, most of it was daniel forgetting to log out of exoskeletaljunction and yelling his depression into the void.

>the guy who never capitalises the first letter in his first sentence but always the second
wtf I’m never doing this now. And yeah I lived in China too
Always found the rajibul stuff funny, I’ve still got screen grabs on my computer of some other guy whose name was grant or something, he was some local cricketer who may have genuinely been retarded and kept bothering some girl he went to highschool with on Facebook. Was going through it the other day and had a kek

anyone remember based morgo

my favourite forced meme

same. No man can serve both god and mammon

Ghanaian cricket

for me it was that thread where Danny had a breakdown and left

>the five post farewell essay

yeah you posts are quite recognisable because of that lol.
I think i was just jaded to these threads when i first came back so found it very inane, but now i think its hilarious and regret not being here during the height of rajibul posting. who started it anyway?

i have this in my Yea Forums pasta document but i wasnt even here for it and dont remember ever saving it. bizarre.

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I was actually the one that made Daniel """quit"""

bullied him relentlessly in that thread about Ivana or something

>Pitch invasion for beating Scotland
cringe

big moment for them though isn't it?

zachy

he posted something about how bangladesh were a rising power in cricket on facebook and rajibull added him

I was thinking recently that 50 over cricket became just another version of brainlet bash with these constant 370 scores

But looking at this innings reminded me how fucking boring Odis were in that period where most scores were around 250

It is unironically better now

>losing to bangladesh and afghanistan
Should revoke their cricket playing ability.

which one of you manages this? pastebin.com/gz9wriFw

kek

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Yeah it’s easy to feel jaded coming back after a while, there’s often new guys who post weirdly, that aggro kiwi really shits me
As I said I think it was richo, he kept looking up random cricket related lolcows on Facebook, I think the idea was to find another straffo. Rajibul was one of them, I guess he was just the only one who would reply to messages
Honestly don’t know whether I’m a cazzie or not though, I only sporadically came here since before the last World Cup. Basically missed everything about Daniel

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any early wickets basically guarantee a middle overs grindfest unless you have a brainlet XI like england

Was it ever identified which kiwi wrote that?

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logan b fraser grant was the other guy's name, among others. guess he never caught on

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Cricket NEEDS to have a world cup hosted in Spain

beat england last year though. redemption arc is coming

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Shitspouter's gimmick

does he still post here?

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Original post was on a monday evening when spouter was manning the Auckland Airport dunkin donuts.

fucking kek. good on her

new thread lads

who /gong/ here