Are you ready for the fight of the century?

i know, but what if biebs poisons his spear

It was prearranged and will be gay as fuck with headgear/big gloves/too many rules. Screencap this

>neanderthal gladiator-style fighting still sells in 2019
We really haven't evolved all that much desu

my money is on tom
he has space gods on his side

tom cruise is a grandpa at this point, bieber got everything to lose

this.
based autistic manlet.

HIGHWAAAAAAAAAY TOOO THE HEEM ZONE
RIDING TOOOO THE HEEM ZOOOOOONE

Cruise would kill him. He’s probably done hundreds of hours of combat training for his movies already.

how did this even come about?

Why on Earth would a fucking demigod fight a popstar?

>fighting a literal proven pyscho scientologist
Does bieber havea death wish or something

remember when Bieber blew a gasket and claimed he was a chicken in a past life? Wonder if Cruise was the guy who abused him thus he wants to fight him, plenty of sex trafficking lawsuits starting to circle Scientology after NXIVM. Cruise will absolutely dust him though

wew, some one is cruising for a bruising

based but id like to watch female popstars fighting each other

taylor swift vs beyonzé
nicky minaj vs kate pery
aryana grande vs selena gomes

Taylor
Nicky
Ariana
Not even a contest

most of the hood negroes would win unless some spic goes crazy, not a drawl b.

>taylor swift vs beyonzé
Beyoncé will dust taytay
>nicky minaj vs kate pery
The real fight the people wanna see is Rihanna vs Katy Pery
>aryana grande vs selena gomes
Excellent match up

Zoomer vs Boomer

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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clickbait
it obvs wont happen

taytay would do it for /pol/

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fuck bieber, I want to see a John Wick vs Ethan Hunt trilogy

>not Taylor vs Kanye
>not Miley Cyrus vs Nicki Minaj
>not Rihanna vs Beyoncé

Saturday night fever vs Zoomer: the kid

You now remember Celebrity Deathmatch.

How did Bieber got away with this again?
youtube.com/watch?v=EDbuljmMqWk

"Taytay" is your garden-variety treacherous virtue-signaling clout-chasing zoomer

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ayyyy based biebs

Jew manager and also made Usher a lot of money

>does a nazi salute in the picture
Taytay knows she has no choice but to come out as a liberal once in a while to trick the jews but she still gives signs and symbols of her real opinion everytime we see her

shhhhh just pretend it never happened

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Biebz a real nigga lil homie got dog on him fasho

What song do you think Biebs will walk out to!?

Extra points if it's one of his!

For Tom Cruise I predict the Mission Impossible theme....

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I just rewatched the graham norton interview where they show this clip earlier today it was in my youtube recommended list.

Don't forget having spent many months reliving that same day over and over with the aliens! :^)

*tips*

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Bieber called him out probably was out getting drunk and started drunk tweeting and it picked up steam now even Dana White is saying he's willing to host the fight in the UFC.

In the famous words of biebs... never say never, said Dana White.

I wrestled with my father in a violent way, once they hit 50+ they get a lot weaker. believe me. Bieber will win.

You would think biebs would be calling out orlando bloom instead for smashing selena gomez.

cruise not your regular dad m8

Justin is a female popstar if you really think about it! :^)

yeah my dad is a foot taller than him

REPENT

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John Wick vs Ethan Hunt vs Jason Bourne vs James Bond fatal 4-way!

yup, all the more embarrassing when it old man wins

foot taller yet still 10 times less the man...looks like you're a chip off the old block

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yeah but tom and biebs are about the same height

ok but didn't he break his leg/ankle here?

yeah, still continued to finish the shot though. He subs Bieber inside 3 rounds

oh i'm sure he wins, just saying that might not be a great example. why does bieber even want to fight him? i don't follow any of this gay shit at all

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At least boomer boxing had an artform to it. That UFC stuff zoomers love is literally no different from Roman gladiators (similar kind of decay in culture as well)

Literally no one knows. Thats the most obscure marketing shit ive ever seen or bieber is just plain crazy

no clue, probably got no money left. Music industry jews are next level kikes compared to Hollywood

MMA enthusiasts are literally the most retarded fans in all of sports

He's BFF with Maywether and realized that a hundred million burgershekels can be made with a carnival-tier pay-per-view fight. This can earn him more than his music career (which is effectively over).

I do, vaguely remember Hillary Clinton vs Monica Lewinski for lulz

Alexandra Daddario vs Olivia Taylor Dudley
They're only allowed to fight with their tits

>Cruise did wrestling in highschool
lel what the fuck was that queer thinking challenging him?

based tommy taking out the trash

and thats a good thing

underrated

Why does Bieber want to fight Cruise again?

UFC fights tier list from worst to best :
>Brainlet tier : Athletes fighting
>Normie tier : celebrities fighting
>Great tier : politicians fighting
>God tier : policians fighting right before the elections

people weren't talking about him for 5 minutes so he had to come up with something

Throw in Kat Dennings as well and make it a FFA.
Also Hendricks vs Atwell.

There literally is no reason.

Bieber one day just randomly tweeted at Tom Cruise challenging him to a MMA fight and apparently Cruise had no idea of this so it wasn't just a pre-planned PR stunt either.

My guess is Bieber was high on something that day and perhaps watched Mission Impossible and his drugged up brain just made the decision to do this....

How old is Tom Cruise?

Go back to Google, fag!

56

Justin Bieber is 25

Com Truise trained his whole life forging his undestructable oldmen strength core.

What has bieber done? partying and snorting coke on selena gomez arse?

Prime cruise heems bieber

Nicki vs cardi b

Holy shit, I do wanna see Taylor Swift get a beating because that'd be hot and satisfying at the same time. But Beyonce stands not chance, if only because of the height difference.

>not nicki minaj vs cardi b

somebody guessed that his girl was swooning over tc and he got emasculated so he started this
sound crazy but i won't put anything past this nigga

My money is on Bieber got lean and Tom is an old roided manlet

This. It's like when some shithead zoomer that's never worked a day in his life thinks he can kick his construction worker dad's ass because he's "just an old man"

Politicians «««fighting»»»
These dudes are no men, check out the last duel in France in the 60s
Pathetic

i hope they fight nude and oiled up

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Prime Tom "The Missile" Cruise heems Justin.

In his prime, Cruise would beat the shit out of Beiber.

But most people don't know Justin has been training MMA for many years now. And Cruise is in his mid 50's. I think Bieber wins.

that faggot zoomer couldn't knock-out my granny and this is not even a joke.

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Tom cruise is going to top that faggot

has he ever been in a fight where they didn't pay his opponent a few 100k to eat some girly punches from bieber and act like they really really hurt?

Cardi B vs. Nicki Mijan would be the ultimate fight, at one point you know Cardi's taking those pussy ufc gloves off

Hahaha wtf mate you gay or something?

MMA is gay anyway mate so I'm sure you'll enjoy your wank

>you must never think skeptically in the way I don't like or u are a funy hat man

Based Tom would knock that twink out first round

He has the power of Xenu on his side

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Is it wrong to be excited for this, i'd like to watch it

dont sleep on bieber Yea Forums, you will be surprised

>zoomers VS cultists

i want to see this

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shut up zoomer, the old man will shit down his throat

that's honorable compared to other lazy ass actors
but belmondo and jackie chan made the most impressive and dangerous stunts

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They're both 5'7", Cruise has a 30 lbs weight advantage, Cruise is on more roids, and Cruise does stunts and wrestled in high school. RIP Bieber.

CM Punk also had years of MMA training.

If Bieber vs Cruise is the main event, who are the undercard matches?

A zoomer twink vs a 70 yo mkultra, entertaining!

I think he doesn't even belong to the zoomer gen, is he even popular with young kids now?

he was a bum athlete though

Cringe
Fag

You’re an idiot. She’s a zog puppet

tom cruise is a man of focus. of commitment. of sheer fucking will. he nailed three scenes in tropic thunder in a fat suit. in a fucking fat suit! who does that?
imagine the walk-out. beebs wearing a fancy robe, surrounded by floyd and triple-h and his big tiddy wife taking selfies for the gram, "baby baby baby" blasting, dancing his way to the ring confident in his youth and steroids.
the pop music stops and native american warchants fill the arena. tom doesn't walk out with an entourage. he doesn't need one. black robe, eyes blazing, ignoring the fans for the first time in his gracious life, walking s-l-o-w to the ring. beebs remembers that tom does his own stunts and took a picture on that arab tower, and a little pee escapes.
beebs may actually die. im not kidding. you can't bruise the cruise.

'bruise control' cruise goes roid manlet fronkie mode
heem at the end of the second

>tfw life is a meme

it would be just a hair grabfest

OH NO NO NO NO

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Winner becomes relevant again

I can't see Bieber doing any better.

not only is Tom Cruise special forces-tier fit, he's also mad as a bat
what the fuck was this Canadian faggot thinking?

This real?

>cgi bulge

lmao

zoomers have such goblin bodies even if they "lift".

>tfw you'll never fight selena gomez aka "the best senorita" in a bed

this is bullshit but I'd like to believe it.
tom victory JB never walks again.

>fighting psychos
He’ll get both ears bitten off.

Kino man would easily beat the shit out of the biebs

93702210

Tom Cruise will rip Bieber's arms off.

This reminds me of rumours that Tom likes to hire dudes to wrestle him in their underpants. He probably see this as some sort of pleasant surprise

>This reminds me of rumours that Tom likes to hire dudes to wrestle him in their underpants.
A real life Inspector Clouseau

Truly a scholar in the art of jujitsu

>rooting for an American Scientologist over your own fellow countryman

Where's your leaf patrotism

mel gibson vs tom cruise
who would win in a fight?

The UFC shoulda been gottin in ta da wolrd of celebrity fights. Imagine how many rap beefs coulda been settled by a gud ole fight? If dem youtube niggas can do it so can deez niggas.

>Hendricks vs Atwell
can i be charge of oiling up the fighters pls

Why, how did an irishman came to this conclusion

I thought bieber was tall and would have a height advantage but Google says hes 5'7" wtf. That doesn't seem right

He's a manlet

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mel by murder

Bieber looks taller because he's skinnier and dates a short chick. Tom Cruise's 5'7"ness was exaggerated by the fact that his ex-wife is 5'11"

Based Tom not giving a fuck. I can picture him with ray ban aviators and a shit eating grin as he stands a head shorter than his 10/10 gf.

Tom Cruise has a serious illness and will be dead soon. Scientology is behind this fight. I'm not going into detail. Goodbye.

Bob Dylan would ko this twink if it was boxing. Rumour is that he knocked tarantino on his arse in the ring and that's some weight difference.

Wait, he already fought Quentin Tarantino?

Tom is a psycho
Beibs is a little bitch
Tom wins by TKO/sheer old man xenu strength
Beibs can only do so much coke be fore his body gives in.
Imagine if they wagered to cuck the loser, nothing would stop Tom from literally putting his fist in that supple cock chugging sluts ass

Biebs trained with the GOAT cruiserweight and heavyweight boxer though

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Rumours years ago that they sparred. Qt tried to be a cunt and Bob snapped him.

Tom was probably training in underground hobo fighting leagues while this cockcasian zoomer was still slimy jizz in his daddy’s cucked cock cage nut sack dripping into the sloppy seconds cunt that were just ravaged by hoard of Jigaboos

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What good is training with someone that out of your league? He’s also friends with money but if any of those boxers tried getting serious he wouldn’t last a punch. I’ve done a bit of contact sports and it’s better to spar with someone who can go all out against you.

gayest post i've read. You have issues man

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>searches "bob dylan boxing"
Cool

Doesn’t Bieber have more money than him?

Dont get me wrong, I hope Tom wins, but I think you guys are overestimating him, he might be a badass but he is still well into his 50´s while Bieber is about to get into his prime.
Any expert here could redpill me on how the fight would go down?

Is that Matt Watson from SuperMega?

Beebs would annihilate that washed up manlet

Honestly it would just be a shitshow and Tom would probably end up really tired after the 3 or 4 minute mark.
Probably shouldn't be trying to strike because of his age and the speed difference but grappling is very exhausting to maintain, unless he manages to just toss Bieber around

Pom Klementieff has a background in martial arts and has expressed interests of joining UFC or Bellator.

Pom has said WMMA has gotten very popular in close to modeling in general.

We haven't seen any more black female fighters in MMA since Angie Roadkill and she's the only one.

To be fair Cardi is a dirty bitch of a fighter. She would try to eye gouge someone until she gets disqualified.

>Pom Klementieff

Please god no.

Can’t bruise the Cruise.

Bieber would kill Cruise

Cruise will fuck Bieb up due to man strength alone.

it would be extremely painful

He’s a Canadian skeleton who smokes. Cruise is a genuine badass who rides hogs, fucks bitches and looks after his body.

Cruise is like 59

why's he look like he's got the worst heartburn of his life

Jesus Christ. He maybe a bonkers Scientologists but he's the best actor of our generation

>fight of the century
that was last year mate

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It's becoming reality

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MMA started before zoomers could play fortnite. It's a millennial thing

Cruise jack reaches dat bieb ass

I could instantly tell by how inferior it was to boxing kek

Tom is 2 rounds. I like Biebs, but there’s no way that kid has ever thrown a punch outside of a joking sparring session with Mayweather, and he’s looking like a skinnyfat smackhead these days.

There was a tiny policewoman in the ufc, not sure if anymore

youtube.com/watch?v=2BnOebsDtAQ

The meme timeline has gone too far.

The devout christian vs the crazy scientologist.

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Bieber would knock the stuffing out of him. Tom's only hope would be to grapple him, but he'd probably get gassed by the younger, lither Bieber too.Tom Cruise is also literally 5'6, and Justin Bieber is like, what, 5'11-6'?

The gloves are there to protect the puncher's hand though lol

bieber is a drug addict he's not gonna do shit and it wouldn't shock me he tweeted that while he was on a binge

They cant get sanctioned in the U.S. it would have to be in some shithole.

Seriously the thought of Tom cruise being able to last more than 5 minutes without collapsing is hilarious. Bieber might be able to do it because of his age but I doubt that too. It's going to end up as two fairies swinging blindly at each other with their heads turned away

>belmondo
Like this one?
>m.youtube.com/watch?v=mAfECETvEok

Beyonce would beat the everloving shit out of Taylor. Taylor has zero athleticism.

Cruise is actually taller than Biebs according to celebheights.com lol

Rappers are to insecure for that m80

Neanderthals never invented organized combat for entertainment purposes, and the idea of calling things you don't like as primitive is extremely ignorant.

tom just needs to toy with him for a few rounds

that dope smoking faggot would be gassed in a heartbeat

He is a genuine madman. He will use his unlimited time money and power to do anything he wants to do. Pretty sure he flew into a GP test track in his own helicopter and then drove a FI car. I think it was Jensen Button said if he wanted to drive one and had started younger, he could.

>Bieber would knock the stuffing out of him
kek fucking zoomers man never change

tom has the psycho rage on his side. He probably has more dead hookers in his basement that justin has top 40 singles

>Elder God tier: athletes vs politicians fighting

4 u

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She looks visible uncomfortable in both pictures.