/nba/ General - Raptors Pells Lakers /RPL/ Bro Ship Dynasty Edition

clippers got cash to burn. balmer trying to get a new arena too and guess who is try to block him. dolan

I fucked my foot up shooting jumpers for 10 minute barefoot on rough concrete. J'almst wanna see? The blisters are real

>brought 12 other cronies, got her drunk and fucked her unconscious
innocent until proven guilty. she was mad over money

okay buddy

The boy just had no proper father figure or guidance. Chicago is a mess and chief keef today constantly says he regrets glorifying that shithole

m.youtube.com/watch?v=SG6Bz1Uk9Ls

look up the court case idiot. she wanted money for a sex belt with handles she paid for. but hey wateves

>Lol imma get a plasma TV once I accuse Derrick!
The fact that Derrick didn't even try to settle with her and beat her completely in the civil trial says all you need to know about these allegations.

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SLAY QWEEN SLAY

He’s 100% right tho. That bitch orchestrated the whole thing pretty much looking to bury him specifically as he was the one with the fame and money.

There are documentary type videos on YouTube about the whole ordeal

>BREAKING: Per sources, the 76ers are prioritizing Tobias Harris and plan on offering him to a maximum 5/190M deal.

>Sixers front office liked Harris front court fit with Embiid and are opting for youth over experience.

>Expect Jimmy Butler to test the free agent market heavily.

Mediocre players eating out here.

>buying rent a couches on credit

you got BTFO

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Fuckers on Yea Forums telling me, always in the /nba/ general, Chief Keef ain’t bout this, Chief Keef ain’t bout that My boy a BD on fucking Lamron and them He, he they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Y'all niggas ain’t know shit All ya motherfuckers talk about Chief Keef ain’t no hitta Chief Keef ain’t this Chief Keef a fake
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Y'all don’t live with that nigga Y'all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet Shootin' at the police and shit Nigga been on probation since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that Them niggas savages out there If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Chief Keef I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more You know those niggas role with Lil' Reese and them

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>wanted money for a sex belt with handles she paid for

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Im the one who made the post, after a simple google search I see his is actually from Chicago, I am a dipshit, he just lives in Woodland Hills now.

In person hes pretty cool though, im not surprised he lives here now, its great out here.

Does her wanting money from the case prove the crime didn't happen

>tfw had a class with a guy who got drafted a few days ago

happy for him was a nice guy

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And that guy... was Albert Einstein

In legal docs filed by Rose's attorney, the ex-roommate says the accuser showed her a picture that she had sent to Rose wearing the sex belt ... a belt the accuser claimed Rose had asked her to buy.

The ex-roommate says she had no idea what a sex belt was -- so the accuser explained, "A sex belt with two bars for the man to hold enables the man to get leverage and hold the bars during the 'doggie style' position."

A few days later, the ex-roommate says the accuser was complaining that Rose had not reimbursed her for the belt -- and she wanted to find legal representation to take action against him.

The ex-roommate says the accuser never mentioned rape or gang rape until after she became upset with Derrick.

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and yet Rose admitted he brought a ton of his friends over for a gang bang without her consent, and then foolishly (because he's stupid as hell) admitted he didn't know what consent was.

Yea and like 3-4 months ago I believe she was ordered by a judge to have to pay rose 250k

You cant exploit someone who is just not smart enough to be exploited

did drose buttfuck your mom incel? just because you don't get any pussy doesn't mean these hoes ain't out here buying sex belts

This is a real shame for me because D Rose is one of my kids favorite players, and even of he's innocent, those texts show that he's definitely not a gentleman and not someone I want my kid looking up to.

>DRose going around prankcalling bitches telling them to buy sexbelts

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>BASED BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED BASED CRINGE

Hurrrrr durrrrr huuuuuuuuueeerrrrr

>CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED CRINGE CRINGE BASED CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE

SHUT THE FUCK UP STOP USING THESE WORDS FOR FUCKS SAKE

>send handlebar nudes bitch

consent is for nerds

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>and even of he's innocent

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yall know how us men do

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHY DOES NEW BALANCE ALLOW THIS CANT THEY TAKE IT DOWN DUE TO COPYRIGHT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

/nba/ drose gang raped a woman edition

>and even of he's innocent, those texts show that he's definitely not a gentleman

deez hoes ant loyal

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This is so dumb. Butler way better than that bum nigga.

Your kid or your wife's son lmao

my lakies a dynasty in the making

Meh. Both got outplayed by Kawaii when it mattered most.

>your wife's son
that can also be rewarding

if legod wins another title he's the goat

end of discussion

the drose gang rape happened like 5 years ago. get with the times /nba/

At the end of the day

These hoes love chief Sosa, hit her with that cobra, god y’all some broke boys, might call D Rose up

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Jimmy Butler to the LakeShits? Say it aint so.

tobias is not worth a fucking max jesus

that finna be a squad f a m watch out for us to make noise in the playoffs jb lbj ad

we gon get kawhi

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dubs and kawhi stays in da norf

they gave up a lot for tobias. they probably shouldn't have made that trade and just kept butler

Tough break there kiddo, those arent dubs

absolutely BASED

LAKERBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

kawhi to Cleveland get

technically all trips are also dubs, so you're wrong there faggot.

Sorry man, them trips

the last two digits are repeating,therefore they are dubs

>technically all trips are also dubs

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dubs get

its true.

Saw that coming with the recent butler reports

Raptors arent in a broship with the Lelkers

Of course not. Only 15 more rings to go for you guys

Checked

LAL won't make a blockbuster FA sign this offseason, and AD will get injured early in the 19-20 season. Lebron will be left to carry a team of literal whos and kyle kuzma alongside whatever other FAs they're able to scrape up to a .45 record at best. On the off-chance AD is not injured, they will likely fall short of getting the 8th sneed.

Every year, Lakers haters keep grasping at straws as they inevitably get engulfed by the rising tide of purple and gold. Pathetic, really.

It's funny, because the last time the lakers were relevant was almost a decade ago, yet you still act this cocky. People like you are the reason everyone cannot stand annoying ass lacuck fanboys.

yall said Gurren Lagann was good, that shit was subpar af

>REEEE everyone cannot
Who gives a fuck, seething commie.

Ain’t nobody said that anime was good. We all agreed g gundam is best mecha

Night losers

It isnt. Your claim is only true for the phrase “repeating digits”. If you call a specific get, you are calling a probability, not a digit order. Dubs=1/10. Trips = 1/100.

If this were a casino and you bet on getting “dubs” you would have lost, just as a three of a kind is different than a pair. Glad we cleared this up once and for all.

>5 championships in 2 decades
>literally won a championship 25% of the time for 2 decades
>about to win one more to start the new decade
seething

>rising tide of purple and gold
>couldnt even get a 9th seed with le"goat"

>talking about titles from more than a decade ago

goddamn gramps, go take your sleeping pills

You know what this finals showed me? Curry has very mediocre handles compared to KYRIE. People kept trying to push this narrative that their handles are equal and it’s just not. Curry can be shut all the way the fuck down with a double team, kyrie on the other hand seems to invite a double team as he knows he can just dribble through or out of it and knock off two defenders at the wing

lakers won a title in 2010
finals every decade bro

yeah Kyrie has the nastiest ball handles

Flyovers gonna flyover

FYI, the term flyover doesn't necessarily refer to geographic location but more a state of mind desu

Pisstains fan here

Is Doumbouya actually good? Like the next Giannis?

Or just a busy like Ntilikina?

Imo I think he’s most similar to Pascal Siakam in his game, but with a much nicer jumpshot which is pretty awesome Imo. Hope he gets big minutes next season.

Kyrie's 2016 finals > any of Curry's

keef ain’t never said that. keep the chi out of your mouth broke boi

My Celties went from top contenders to a bunch of literal fucking whos ayy lmao :)

>2010 was more than a decade ago
>9 years ago was more than a decade ago
based time illiterate retard

Ainge needs to stop this madness

remember when Lakeshitters from reddit and /nba/ organized a riot in front of Staples because the team sucks ass?

Who Wizards-Clippers-Nets-Hawks-Nuggets-Pelicans broSQUAD here?????

whatever he is he's definitely going to bust in detroit

are my hornies in any broships?

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Wizzies-Clippies-Netties bro here 3 out of 6 ain't bad

that's what fans with standards do when their team starts slipping

I feel I could’ve been a g league player if I actually pursued basketball as I wanted to but bullying killed it.

I was better than most others in my school and played varsity as a freshman it’s just one time in practice the guys older than me said “yea he’s ok but he’s still fucking ugly” I left and continued and finished high school as the weird ugly guy, didn’t even show for my graduation.

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the guy who organized it was from fucking arizona. he flew to LA cause he was so pissed

what's the best sauce to eat celery on

hunter x hunter is good but yu yu hakusho is better

Based and cringe

Bro what? The best player in my state at the time I was playing in high school is an athletic 6’9 with a shot nigga who went on the set an all time scoring record for a division 1 school. He just went undrafted and is a g league player at best.

hot ones

You would have never made it with a will that weak, get real

t. advid 2k player

u can be good but what seperates NBA and G league talent from above average players is height/athleticism/conditioning. if you had a 30+ in vert and above average height then you could make it if you trained

sixers finna get jimmy, tobias, and tobias' brother in FA
run it back boys

good team could win the east

What a cuck.

Literally anybody can make the NBA today if you know how to memechuck

why do people seriously rate davis? he's just a worse embiid.

hes the biggest meme player of this gen. right before lebron of course

TORONTO PHILLY FRIENDSHIP GET
based

I got into boxing through a similar situation. I was scrawny, going through puberty and all time time ugliness. This girl I really liked accidentally bumped into me and it’s not like she was ever mean to me before it’s just some of her friends saw it and said “you like user now” and she instantly responded saying I’m nice but too ugly.

3yrs after high school I went back home from time in New York and the same girl noticed me and was overly affectionate and nice, I told her everything why I got the fuck out immediately after graduating and she literally reaches out to me almost every year and I’ve been blowing her off for well over 8yrs now.

Moral of story, ugly niggas win.

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>Moral of story, ugly niggas win.

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Drop your top 5 players in the NBA, no overrated shit like Kyrie or Russ.

1. James
2. Leonard
3. Jokic
4. Giannis
5. Simmons

anthony davis looks like a dr frankenstein experiment god damn

Davis is more offensively polished than Embiid, a better shooter and just as a good a defender. You guys only started watching last year, I assume.

I can hit one handed 40 footers with my eyes closed and probably couldn't make the league

>Lillard
>Klay
>LeBron
>AD

[spoiler] Space Jam 2 [/spoiler] Looking pretty good desu

My internet service for 4yrs have been emailing me about allegedly using torrents.

They shut my whole shitdown now. Stealing neighbors

Embiid finna cook Davis in both matchups again this year. Never seen a guy put up bigger meme stats on the box score and have such a low impact on the team record comparatively. Embiid by himself made the sixies a contender. No contest

Why not?

lillard ruins it for me. cant stand watching those cock sucking lips

>Embiid by himself made the sixies a contender
You mean Ben Simmons

Embiid is the 2nd most overrated player in the NBA after Stephanie

>cant stand watching those cock sucking lips
Brazil don’t come up in here flirting.

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based

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based

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not gonna lie, even though lebron has been pretty bitchmade since joining the lakeshits, theres no denying that heatles bron was kino af and possibly peak nba. honestly bron is at his best when he plays the villain and doesn't go for the pretend good guy stuff.

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Compare sixers with embiid on and off the court in the playoffs. Night and day. Which squad for philly do you think was better? Simmons/harris/bench or Embiid/butler/company

niggas trully ouchea sucking ben simmons dick. man this general really fell off a cliff

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not his fault the Warriors robbed the bad guys image from him

How can you judge already on the lakers? He literally has not been there a whole year yet since playing there

lmao go read a comic nigga
who gives a fuck about narratives my guy he's straight dominant
lebron has been the best player the league has seen since michael jordan

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catch a fade larry, you been missing this whole time and now is tryna start drama like that

then why is Jimmer not in the nba?

you know all about cliffs huh

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Brehs I been downing Benadryl like candy and been getting this euphoric high. This shit safe?

>peak nba
only because big dirk daddy dicked them

i didnt take the L very well had to turn off Yea Forums for a few weeks

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Kawaii stole his soul

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At least you're white and took it like a man

i would argue that mormons dont have a soul desu

Birdman. Mike Miller. That whole Heatles squad was lit.

are all american white guys mormons or what?

>If you call a specific get, you are calling a probability, not a digit order

This is wrong, you're calling for both.

Also literally everyone knows if you call for dubs and get trips or quads it just means its even more likely to happen ya fuckin newfag.

1. Kawhi
2. KD
3. Lebron
4. Giannis
5. AD

>simmons

1. LeBron
2. Kevin Durant
3. Kawhi
4. Giannis
5. Anthony Davis

Have sex

1. James
2. Durant
3. Leonard
4. Antetokounmpo
5. Embiid

woah thank god i'll never be this autistic

>unironically still putting KD in top x lists

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put him on any lottery team and they make the playoffs

this would be baste

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Not in the cards

>Ben Simmons is 22
damn that's based

that can't be real. is harris even an all-star?

yeah 2 months ago. He's done

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would u rather have lebron now for 3 years or luka doncic from here on out for 5 years

lebron obviously luka isnt even a top 25 player

lebron could not even take his team to the playffs hes washed

how many games did he play and who was the 2nd option

white people when u gently tap the door as u walk thru right before them

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you're forgetting you (you) me

He'll be fine, just put some ice on it.

Nah

niga you never heard of RICE?

i'll remember you (not)

i'm hungry

eat my ass you monkey

have sex.

he's on the suns

i'm saying anime is good any time i'm asked but no one's ever asking me, so

Well if Lakers keep stacking the deck, he is about to return as a villain . In my mind at least, this nigga with his best friend rich Paul keep building superteams, and none bats an eye to his antics anymore.

Ever since Toronto won I've been satisfying my escapism through the NBA instead of anime/video games and have found myself being able to relate better with the normies at work. Thank you my raptors

Will my blazies do this?

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i'd do it, but idk if cleveland would
if we could get rid of leonard and turner for k love that'd be a good haul, but what would suck is his contract length

>Ever since Toronto won*
Fixed

have sex

Yeah that’s exactly what I was thinking. Love’s contract is huge though

mecha sucks tho

my thundie should trade for gordan hayward tbqh

What's up with all the asterisk title stuff? People think injuries aren't part of the game? Or just a few seething warriors fans?

No, my Cavvies would not like that trade. How did you know?

The Raptors would have been swept by the Blazers, they didn't earn the win.

it's just a meme, they would probably lose against a healthy warriors tho

>BYU

I laughed, user

Sad knowing I will never again feel that dopamine rush that hit the moment when you walked in to class and saw a substitute teacher.

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Eric Paschall?

He cute

reminder that kd is Yea Forums and westbrook is reddit

The raps swept the warriors during the regular season, just so you know

Memphis has Ja Morant, JJJ, and that other guy from the draft that was supposed to be good but I don't even remember his name because nobody cares about or talks about Memphis

that is all to say that there's potential Vegas underrates them this year so remember to bet on them

Is this the greatest parade image of all time?
>those Canadians flags in the reflection of his sunglasses

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does this count? I always thought this was a pretty cool picture

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BIRD UP

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that isnt taken at a parade

>There are documentary type videos on YouTube about the whole ordeal

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Four types of people go to booster juice:
>fit ladies
>dieting ladies
>soibois
>chads who need kale and five scoops of protein
Every morning I'm amazed by this shit.

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Zion Williamson has small hands. Zion Williamson can't shoot the ball beyond 1 foot from the basket. Zion will be the next coming of Kwame Brown. Mark my words.

Jeremy Lin and Marc Gasol went from showing up to work on their lottery teams to NBA champions.

my nuggies will be the 2020 nba champions

nuggets are a meme

Asterisk title.

kawhi is staying and the raptors are running it back vs the nuggies

2020 finals - Sixers/Lakers. Sixers win in 7.

I'd go more often if it weren't so expensive.

I just googled it. You're right. His fingers are too short and his palms are too small. He probably has a babby dick too.

Stay mad

Butler was literally the only dude keeping them in that series. They wouldn’t have even won a single game against my Rapties with James “Literally Jimmy” Butler

Meant for

who else getting one

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bit gay 2bh

good post

>per sources
fake news

>lakeshits trying to cling on to the success of my raptor
Cringe

Why China gotta make MJ look like a bad guy lmao

Checked this means the kawhi stays and in the first game of next season lebron shatters his glass pussy ending his career

>Aussie Sixers fan
quite based to be desu

Was he the greatest individual player of all time?

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John Wall | Gang Signs | Heat Check on ENTIRE Pistons | Nasty TripleDouble | 480p HD | MVP

Not only is he the GOAT basketball player, he is the GOAT sporting GOAT. AI has ascended to ghetto godhood.

John Wall Shows GANG Signs After CRUSHED Defenders With 3Pointers!

Are all trips dubs too?

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Free agency when

All them steroids they gave him in high school that build ain't natty.

THEYRE CHOOSING TOBIAS HARRIS OVER JIMMY BUCKETS

OH NONONO

as a lakies' fan i still remember that game. it's funny how iverson gets absolutely no credit for having maybe the greatest performance ever in a finals game. and he managed to do it with a garbage team (not mutombo obviously)

and yet EVERYONE remembers the silly step-over on tyronn lue. he didn't even do anything wrong he was defending perfectly and got tripped. if anything he should be blamed for trying to drive on offense instead of giving the rock to kobe
youtube.com/watch?v=GWoc0HRO5V0

Today is Johnathan Clay 'JJ' Redick's 35th birthday! Say something nice to him, /nba/.

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lmao please be real

cringe lakers

Have sex

Have sex

Thybulle, best defensive player in the draft. I'm not sure about this season but Memphis is going to be very good very soon.

youtu.be/wLM-uF0bZqg

Do you guys have lives? Why are you always here?

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I think he will be the next blake, super athlete, but not a super player.

Excuse me, goy, do you have a moment to talk about black fragility?

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Pure marketing hype... Numbers worse than westbrook plus some insane rigging in that 2001 series vs the bucks.
Stern just wanted a ghetto superstar and he got him.

If he was staying he would have said something by now

he knows hes leaving but is scared of the backlash so he's putting it off

I cant remember the last time a big time free agent ghosted their fanbase before free agency and then actually returned

kyrie is doing the same thing but celtics fans arent delusional and pretending hes staying

Reminder that the Celtics literally won the draft
youtu.be/uV1vqwPqEUQ

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I saw they killed nba streams on leddit. Is there a super secret discord group like for soccer streams?

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I think the new sub is I love Adam silver or something like that. Not even kidding

why not go directly to buffstreams

discord.gg/9yrwyv

I see they even have ads on the Jerseys now. rubbing_hands.jpeg
Adam Silver is in the making cheddar business.

don't you need the exact url for buffstreams?

Israel you're my greatest ally.

primo pasta part 2

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You have to admire Jimmer in a way. He's never given up despite always being a borderline NBA player at best.

He must really love the game of basketball, plus I guess even a fringe NBA player makes millions.

streamable.com/2mcci
(: my lakies gonna get kemba kawaii and jimmy

they need to trade gallo he was so bad in the playoffs

>israel
>loves the team named after chunks of gold

shut the fuck up tranny lover lillard is based

I've just noticed that every single picture of TJ McConnell in existence makes him look like a guy with a dozen corpses under his house.

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This clippers wanking has got to end
Never seen such a SHIT franchise get their dick sucked so hard. They are hornets tier.

reminder that KD is /ourguy/ and only did what he did to guarantee that Westbrook doesn't get any rings

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>Westbrook
Who?

absolutely not.

>They are hornets tier.
i just want to see kemba succeed...

>guarantee that Westbrook doesn't get any rings

Bullshit. Westbrook could be on a team with Jordan, Hakeem, Duncan, and Bird and still find a way to lose. KD left to get out of the black hole of shit and failure that surrounds Russ.

This is better

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twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/1143119327815766016

The term "owner" has been replaced by "governor" because "owner" is racially insensitive.

I think I'm gonna cop one of these jerseys. not really a sixers fan but I love Jimmy and I think this jersey is peak aesthetic

Oh bullshit. I don't hold it against KD for leaving and his rings are valid but the fucking Thunder were 1 game away from a championship berth in 2016 nigga and they likely beat that Cavs team, but BOTH KD and Westbrook choked that series away. Lets not act like KD couldn't have won a ring in OKC, they had several chances and likely are still in the hunt had KD stayed.

Asterisk.

Title.

Oops

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have the whitoids started whining yet

you can go back to your containment thread to discuss it. or your containment board

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I mean, I personally think it's kinda ridiculous, but it doesn't affect me, so I don't really care. I'm just posting it here because I thought it was relevant and there's nothing else to chat about until the awards show.

rent free

>Reminder that the Celtics literally won the draft
the celtics win every draft and every trade. too bad it doesn't translate to winning championships huh

move that discussion to
love that jersey, it's my go to for Philly in 2k

thanks but my interest in that white hysteria non-issue is zero

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its getting really boring
hit me with something

Your 2022 NBA Champion!

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youtube.com/watch?v=i3Ye47Yz9i4

you can change the subtitles to whatever language on the pinwheel. greatest mountain climbing documentary of all time

Literally obsessed.

So when do I get to vote to decided who’ll be the next Governor of the Knicks?

bros who do i join

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lol what a weak angle of attack

Eh not sure if thunder were considered "likely" to beat that Cavs team. Cavs offense actually clicked. Thunder were powering their way through to league on iso-hero ball/absolutely no spacing from their role players. LeBron/Kyrie were one of the most deadly offensive duos from 2016-2017, Kevin Love thrived against OKC, and Tristan was just as good if not better offensive rebounder than Adams.

I remember telling a gaynon here that Memphis is the blackest city in the United states and he started chimping out and saying no

What's the next big news then, Jimmy to Houston?

calling it kyrie to lakers and horford to clippers

>Jimmy to Houston
>Only for Houston to get smacked by LeThanos and Anthony "Kareem" Davis
You hate to see it.

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what are your guys' top 100 nba players?

>kyrie to lakers
with what money

Take a paycut and launder the rest through his "documentary" earnings. Hint: What mark Cuban did with dirk's $150,000,000 documentary

youtube.com/watch?v=OEUl_tBgOPk

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harden isn't even turning up to the nba awards kek

>with what money
they have enough to get kyrie or kawhi... you been keepin' up on the news?

Kek, the stripers ain't gonna make it rain themselves

Thunder we're better than the Cavs, but after going through probably the 3rd best team that year in the Spurs, then the best in GS, the finals probably would have played out the same. No team has enough gas to play 20 straight games of basketball at that high of a level.

Guess the national team, that's where their players play

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This cant be real. Wtf lmao the 76ers really cant be that dumb

i believe the only non-american foreigner on lubu is a canadian, so i'm saying canada.

john patrick is weird, for someone so worldly (he speaks japanese more or less fluently) he hardly signs any foreigners that are not from the USA. then again i guess they're the most used to hire and fire.

Give me a break. Cavs would have destroyed that Thunder team in 4/5

Doncic ROY?

my sixers finna get jimmy and tobi and corey brewer :)

raptor

Oczywiście

warrior in 9!

cap this post. !

Yeah, but they should change the format of the roty. Doncic was already a pro player before the NBA, it's not fair to compare him to Trae

They only have $24 million which is almost $10 million less than the max contract those guys both command

tha bald mamba

He too busy in china

Unless lebron moved to San Fran to team up with curry and clay he's got nothing to worry about against lebum

I hate to tell u user but Klay got RICED by the Oakland Asian population and lost his acl in the process

>They only have $24 million
i'm sorry but this meme argument was contradicted a week ago after two weeks of "LOL DID L.A. JUST FORGET THE DEADLINE". nope, it was of course part of the original deal and AD is fully ready to waive for either of them

a player doesn't just announce he's going to waive millions of dollars, right? why would someone do that? you wait until your team can get the goods and then you relinquish

Any team Russ is on will always be "one game away".

uh
AD's bonus is only 4 million dollars, retard

That's a funny way of spelling Seattle.

OKC outscored GSW over 7 games, Cleveland did not. Not to mention OKC earned 50% of Draymond's suspension that Cleveland ended up getting the benefit of.

that only accounts for an additional 4 million dollars, bringing their cap space up to 28 million dollars. a wink wink deal smack in the middle of the limelight won't fly.

Kemba to Dallas

Can't see it

1-99: Luka
100: Dame

Oklahoma lost the series after being up 3-1. Kevin Durant and Westbrook are notorious chokers. Cleveland would easily win that that series. Every Cavs fan was rooting for it.

His agent is the guy who helped the Mavs clear space for a max deal. He'll stay in Charlotte if they offer him the full supermax, otherwise he'll be in Dallas.

didn't kemba say he doesn't care about supermax and that he wants to stay?

>yfw the Kicks' big free agent acquisition is this guy

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Oi Governa

gay

Poor fuckin Coby White lol. In the press interview, he said that he already has been scheduled to practice with the team. Boylen finna make sure everyone on the Bulls is injured.

Isn’t he a god in China ?

Harrison Barnes has an Olympic gold medal and 2 rings, more than the whole Knicks roster put together

2 rings?

He said that he'd take less money if it would help Charlotte compete, which is literally impossible. They would be capped out even if he took the minimum. He's played the FA thing perfectly. Either the Hornets give him a quarter of a billion dollars to be a living legend in Charlotte, or he goes to a top-five media market to be the veteran leader and third all-star on a rising team, and nobody can be mad at him.

Dude will probably get a standing ovation when he goes back to Charlotte. He's an evil fucking genius.

Maybe he's married?

>Overpaying Barnes

That's not true overpaying when you can give the likes of Tobias Harris or Khris Middleton a full max

>2 Rings

He was partially responsible for why he didn't get his second ring in 2016

still, with 1 ring he has more titles than the whole knicks roster

Daily reminder Toronto Raptors utterly btfo all of brazil and greece's 3rd world buttholes

Why would those guys take less money to go to a worse team?

our guy is going to jail

twitter.com/SeanCunningham/status/1143241444506796032

Blazers trade Turner to Hawks for Baze per woj

>Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn

>Portland is trading Evan Turner to Atlanta for Kent Bazemore, league source tells ESPN.

hmmm

they better be tossing in some draft picks with that bum turner

*hits pipe*

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Why can't people accept Lebron as the GOAT?

Apparently there are no picks involved in the trade

twitter.com/chriskirschner/status/1143247821279285248

>mid for mid

This might be the most reddit thread in /nba/'s history

Canada daddy dicked your dynasty team and you have to live with it

Aminu gone. Someone explain to me why Portland didn't at least try for AD? CJ+picks still beats Lonzo and the rest of those losers.

Since you got here yeah

Because MJ exists.

>Cap neutral deal for Blazers and Hawks. Portland acquires a wing in Bazemore who'll provide an insurance policy on free agent Rodney Hood. Hood's market value exceeds Portland's ability to keep him using the taxpayer MLE.

reportedly it's because what said, hood will command more than the taxpayer MLE (which is some 5.7m per year i believe) and they can't afford it. bazemore is okay. i wonder what atlanta did that though.

>unironically using words like "kino", "cringe", "based" or "reddit" as adjectives

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>The Phoenix Suns will decline guard Jimmer Fredette’s team option for the 2019-20 season, clearing way for him to play for the Golden State Warriors in NBA Summer League, sources tell @TheAthleticNBA @Stadium

>reddit frog poster

pipe?

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from bleacher report
>Irving, meanwhile, also recently purchased a new home in South Orange, New Jersey, but league sources say he is pressing Durant to join him with the Nets and is trying to recruit Jordan as well. Durant did have his Achilles repaired by a Nets team physician, Dr. Martin O'Malley, but the New York Post's Mark Fischer quoted one of O'Malley's medical colleagues warning not to read too much into that.
lebron, AD, kawhi vs. irving, durant, jordan in the finals. that would be nice

I use KINO a lot tho. Now some of my normie friends call everything "KINO" lol

>GS are unironically picking up Jimmer Fredette

Based Kawhi absolutely destroyed them

Man, the one Pells fan is working overtime keeping this RLP meme going

>Speaking on @CNBC to promote his new book The Sixth Man, Golden State's @andre Iguodala -- who has better Warriors sources than most of us -- said this about the free-agent pursuit of Kevin Durant:

Knicks BTFO once again

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so where's our pg? Is nash coming out of retirement

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Probably no minutes for him. Did Baze and Portland a solid, lost nothing. Good business for them.

kino is actually a good word though. there isn't another descriptor that can be used in its place, unlike 'based' 'cringe' etc.

They would have lost against a squad of 5 all stars? A team that has gotten retarded lucky with injuries for the past 4 playoffs wasn't fully healthy again? This is the year of reckoning that Curry sold his soul for

Durant is not coming back for the whole season. Kyrie is trash without a top player so the Nets aren't going past the 1st or 2nd round

who is Jordan? Jordan Clarkson? or DeAndre Jordan?

Max for Darren Collison.

Ty Jerome

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DeAndre Jordan so Allen doesn't get completely destroyed by Embiid

>Jimmer shot 100% fg, 100% 3pt and 80% during his time with the Knicks

Who the Fuck is Jordan

yeah on second thought they have some good young kids coming up and can give them the bulk of bazemore's minutes now. no one feels obliged to play turner.

deandre jordan obviously

my fucking sides. i wish u lads could hear me clapping right now

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3-and-D around two legit bigs is just how you play in the Ivy League.

t. not G League material

>The NBA fined the Knicks $50,000 for violating the NBA’s rules regarding equal access for media. The Knicks did not allow the New York Daily News access to their post-draft press conference on June 21 while allowing all other credentialed media who cover the team to attend.

man i like the nets too much to watch them walk into the inevitable irving debacle

Why are j'almst talking about DJ like he's a ground breaker lol. He isn't that good

The tenth pick in the Big3 draft next year.

Toronto Fans are Problematic and Promote Hate Culture - And Here's Why

>LeBron's VORP
what the actual fuck

Same here. They really looked like a fun team last season. Now Kyrie is going to ruin everything. I already miss Dlo

>blazers get kent bazemore for turner

solid trade, i like it
kinda wanted k love but bazemore is an upgrade for sure at the 3

Do you live in Alaska?

>trade makes both teams immediately worse
I thought only the Knicks could accomplish this!

>no andrew I do not play fortnite
>come with me to this evening's reading of the bible

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>Nets Interested In DeAndre Jordan, At Least Partially As KD Recruiting Tactic

>jimmer to warriors
Lmao what a fucking meme team

i really like levert and dinwiddie and harris. the entire group was good. they did all the right things since hiring marks and atkinson. big meh.

I'm pissed you're the one 6' white guy who was caught before you became a mass shooter.

why the fuck is jimmer still in the league? god damn christfags propping up mediocre players, tebow part 2

LeBron is the all time leader in VORP. It shows how amazing of an all around player he is.

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>lakers

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Lillard
CJ
Bazemore
Zach Collins
Nurkic

That's already a better lineup than last year. Bazemore isn't amazing but he's a lot better than Harkless or Turner. Great pickup for Portland. Although this probably means Hood's gone. If they keep Kanter though that'd be a good team/.

His pace adjusted VORP is lower than MJ

t. nervous flyovershit

Playoffs all time VORP

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At least wait until July 1st before being pessimistic on whether Kyrie signs with the Nets, or he could just crawl back to Lebron

It is only for the summer league, so he'll probably be back in China if things don't work out as usual

The Golden State Warriors unironically broke the NBA regular season record with 73 wins, came back from a 3-1 deficit against the Oklahoma City Thunder, gained a 3-1 lead on the Cleveland Cavaliers in the NBA Finals, and then lost 3 games in a row and did not win the championship. Stephen Curry unironically won unanimous MVP, back to back MVPs, and exclaimed "We not goin' home!" during a game, before being blocked by LeBron James a record 7 times in one series and indeed going home. Klay Thompson unironically said in a post game interview after going up 3-1 that basketball "is a man's game" and LeBron James "got his feelings hurt", LeBron proceeded to average 36pts/12ast/10reb and won the next 3 games and the championship. Draymond Green unironically avoided suspension for kicking Steven Adams in the balls twice, then STILL continued to play dirty and finally got suspended during the most important series of his life and ultimately cost his team its once historic and now infamous season. These things all actually happened, the thoughts of this reality stay with me at all times. I go to sleep at night looking up at the stars, wondering what celestial being aligned the universe in such a way to make an event as amazing as this occur. I wake up smiling every morning knowing that the Warriors genuinely went 73-9 and choked a 3-1 lead in the Finals. That even if time is a nonlinear fourth dimension, going to back to stop it from happening will simply create another universe where it happens again. That the state of ass-blastedness emanating from the city of Oakland is eternal and infinite, it crosses countless dimensions of the multiverse and its unending torment knows no bounds. I gaze into the endless cosmic wonders around me, still in disbelief that it actually happened, but knowing that my purpose in life was to be born just in time to see LeGod get one for da land.

Same man. Even watching that bum Dudley bullying Butler and Simmons in the playoffs was fun. That team was nice. Now Kyrie is going to take a shit on everything. Fuck.

marginally better, kent bazemore isn't going to carry you to the finals bro

Based

>dudley bullying butler and simmons

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>pace adjusted
Oh so it's useless like per 36 min

while i'm at it i want to spam my trade brainfart again.

belinelli to the warriors for livingston and paschall. the warriors get a warm body and save some money, including taxes i think it was like 7 million dollars although belinelli's salary is only like 1.5 million dollars less than livingston's. also belinelli is actually still solid and can shoot. the spurs can immediately waive and stretch livingston, 2 million dollars over three years, and get a wing prospect for austin to develop. belinelli's minutes are going to lonnie walker, where they belong.

makes too much sense to not happen IMHO. do it buford you drunk fuck.

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Lmao clippers will win a chip before the Lakers get 17.

I never said that, but it's a big upgrade and gives Portland a 3 who can actually shoot the 3. When Lillard and CJ get trapped, they now have someone to kick it out to that can actually shoot reliably. That's going to be huge.

>clippers will win a chip before the Lakers get 17.

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Based brotherino

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the more i think about it the more i like the move for portland. good stuff.

>unironically comparing 36 to pace which is a real factor across era and current rules changes

Thanks for outing yourself as a retarded casual posting a stat you don't know LeShit dickrider

Meh. Without a healthy KD. Kyrie will just do whatever he wants, which is shitting on our young talent and messing up with the chemistry. I really wish for him to just go to the Lakers or whatever.

>The Nets are exploring the feasibility of signing Kevin Durant's close friend DeAndre Jordan in free agency, league sources say, in hopes that would make the prospect of teaming up in Brooklyn with Kyrie Irving even more enticing to Durant

warriors need another piece
kd gone, cousins gone use that money to sign some solid mid level guys or someone like brogdon. put him in with curry and dray, that's still a winning team.

>pace adjusted VORP
literally nobody gives a shit. Mj fans hate advanced analytics unless it works in their favor. Case in point bringing up "pace adjusted VORP" ie creating numbers that don't actually exist

Butler was so angry at Basedley that he even got ejected one game so shut up

reminder that kenneth faried couldnt beat jared dudley for playing time

Kent Bazemore is like a more inefficient Cedi Osman

i remember when chicago signing rondo was enticing to wade
3 games later he realized that he hadnt watched rondo play in 5 years

HE

They exists as much as VORP because it's an actual mathematical formula you literal brainlet

You're really digging the grave deeper. Now everyone knows the guy spamming VORP stats with no context is another casual just finding out about the stat without knowing what the fuck it is.

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But no one knows who that is. Why would you compare some meme guy no one watches to a literal who?

>Clippers
>Ever getting out of the second round, let alone winning a chip

The Warriors has no cap room (even if KD walks since they'll probably give the bag to Klay) to even field a decent offer for Brodgon, who will probably have a bunch of offers from other more desperate teams

DJ and KD are butt buddies that smoke weed and play video games together in the summer

Unironic degenerates.

>Mj fans hate advanced analytics unless it works in their favor.
But even the advanced analytics "prove" Jordan's the better player than LeBron. So what's the argument for LeBron being the GOAT?

So who are the Warriors getting with the #1 overall pick next year?

The skinny nigga

>unironically wanting DJ in 2019
>unironically wanting DJ in 2019 when you have a younger version of him

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i dont know shit about cedi osman, that's not very good right?

nevertheless, you don't know how bad evan turner, harkless, and aminu are.

I hate you so much

>>no overrated shit
>Simmons

Are the Nets the team we'll hate on and wish to see fail next year?

Is there a Gobe one?

what you mean homie? jarrett allen is a terrible rebounder

Jarrett Allen is too scrawny right now and will keep getting pushed around by Embiid until he bulks up a bit

We can't wish them to fail until they succeed at something.

>not rooting against a team with KyME

are you new? That's always the lakers

The Lakers won already

Really? because it seems like it's the fat one about half the time over the last few years.

that's why they play the game. Even the "unbeatable" KD warriors were getting their shit slapped by some autist

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Shut the fuck up. If he didn't get injured the WarrGods would had won in 5

>KD Warriors
Either you're referring to a single game which is foolish to do when a stronger Raptors team than those Spurs lost two games to the Warriors without Durbeta or you're referring to the finals in which a 50% Durbeta was draining shots left and right before his leg thankfully gave out on him

Who staying up to see who wins the Community Assist award?

The awards are tonight? Nice

>warriors cope
it's over, your meme team is done, your going back to the basement where you belong

I miss traditional 4s

The Lakelels will never win again

never win the lottery again, maybe
because they'll be in the playoffs every year stylin on niggas with lbj + ad + kawhi

ADWill get injured like every year. LeBitch will probably get injured too
>Kawhi
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA This delusion

>Caruso is the only man who has posterized the entire Warriors roster and he did it all at once

RealityPill: Lakers never make the playoffs during LeBron's reign and he is hounded out of the city

That's hilarious. But more hilarious is that Karl Malone was apparently just as good as Michael Jordan. While I happen to feel that way ("Stockton to Malone" was the bane of an east coast team fan come playoff time) I'm not sure the statistics really bear that out.

Have the Lakers ever had Jeanie Buss suck dick to get players to sign?

>According to the report, Durant is “really pissed off at the Warriors,” presumably for pressuring him to play through a calf injury that ultimately resulted in his ruptured Achilles tendon.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>AD and Lebron

They'll either need a geriatric or an injury prone point guard to round out the trio

that nigga gone
either knicks or brookyln

D'lo
Butler
Lebron
AD
Lopez

Lol Kevin Durant came back at a 1-3 elimination game and tore his Achilles like 12 minutes in

>"y-you made me p-play"
What a fucking fag

OH GOD VINCE OH NO...WHERE ARE YOU GOING

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lakers gonna send jeannie and linda to uncle dennis' place

Imagine ending your career for a team you were leaving just to see them lose the championship in the next game

I never said I was a Warriors fan though

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Kyrie to LA. He wants to play with Lebron. Fuck the haters.

We gave uncle dennis all of the big bunda Brazilian refugee trannies he could handle. Good luck with some used up plastic surgery bimbos.

Yea but Linda & Jeannie are like a seasoned cast iron pan. You can't simply buy one right out of the store. Something about its flavor is seasoned right into its walls.

jeannie is hot af i've jerked it to those playboy photos a few times

he wants to play with KD in brooklyn

watch out for them utah jazz

sooooo...is he playing summer league? or this season? or ever again?

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n o b o d y
w a n t s
t h a t

this nigga dead i forgot he existed
how tf do you forget to shoot idgaf man that's some sketch shit i wouldnt want some dude like that

Kd will join the Knicks...screencap this

Michael porter jr is going to dominate summer league

he pulled a jay williams on his ATV and fucked up his shoulder
he'll be out of the league soon

Josh Smith got booed then ejected off the court playing for the Big3 in Detroit

usatoday.com/story/sports/nba/2019/06/23/former-pistons-josh-smith-booed-ejected-detroit-big-3-opener/1540316001/

youtube.com/watch?v=wsqGTqlHrcM

Big 3 is WWE. Their official Twitter posted the video within 5 minutes

>Imagine trading up for him only to offloading him for scraps in less than 2 years

A reminder that the Colangelos shouldn't have another NBA job

Isn't he still occupying the Pistons' cap sheet for a while?

Adam silver fucked the Sixers lmao. He forced them to fire their GM and hire a colangelo.

Hey genny how are you guise? Shout out to all the based /nba/rebirth fellas teehee :) pic related is to remind you who the best team in the nba is :)

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if Lavar Ball was smart he'd unironically send his kids there

You guys scared of my Wizards?

No.

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can somebody redpill me on andrew wiggins? is he a bust?

Never bro ya'll trash and rui-chan A BUST! A BUST!

Mario you crazy

Yeah

>FO is still rudderless (imagine drafting someone without at least an acting GM)
>John Wall's Supermax extension kicks in next year and he'll probably be out for the whole season due to his achilles injury, never mind the fact that he'll never be the same again
>If the owner finally comes to his senses Bradley Beal will finally be traded and start the rebuild

Enjoy your perpetual ~35 win seasons

Yes Andrew Wiggins is a significant bust. Anthony Bennet is the worst bust ever. Wiggins is Andrea Bargnani type of bust desu

he's not a bust and clearly belongs in the nba, but he is terribly disappointing. Will probably make 1-2 allstar games in his career but should be in mvp conversations with his talent

...

>Comparing Wiggins to Bargnani

At least Wiggins isn't injury prone unlike Primo Pasta

The major problem is that Wiggins basically has no motivation and just half-asses his games most of the time after he secured the bag, so given his draft position he is pretty much on the way to become a bust if he keeps chucking at an inefficient rate

You know people are scared of Rui when they start to bring up the front office, lol remind me of the staff when Lebron ruled the East with the Cavs

Wiggins would apply himself harder if he was playing home in Canada.

He has 0 motive to be serious.

google.com/amp/s/www.sportingnews.com/us/amp/nba/news/kawhi-leonard-free-agency-rumors-lakers-believe-they-have-strong-shot-to-sign-superstar/1bl9uxuv7kwpb111apg81sckif

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, he’s coming home!

>believing anything coming from the Laker's FO
they're in complete disarray. i wouldn't be surprised if they somehow fucked up the AD deal

remember when the suns had dragic bledsoe knight and thomas

they actually won 25 games back then

Links for the awards?

No but they should

As a Wizards fan, yes. But not in that way...

He is a solid NBA player, but with his skill set, he could be so dominant. I think it is work ethic and the fact that he already got paid off his rookie contract and a max, so he hasnt proved himself. Disappointing but still a very good NBA player

Easy to do with fucking cousins, thompson and green.

Also look at this deliv looking motherfucker.

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