/hoc/

this thread sucks dick, but retards will flock to it anyway so might as well stay

odd way of spelling vasili podkolzin

Fuck off, fatty

go fuck you'reself

Have sex and food

you lads got any good conspiracy videos or websites?

no because I dont smoke pot

/x/

that one's gonna come back to haunt Holland

neither do i?
is /hoc/ paranormal?

well you're fucking retarded then
the only excuse for being a conspiracyfag is if you're also a massive stoner

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infowars.com

please draft from the CHL :)

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you don't enjoy reading the ramblings of schizos from time to time? lighten up leaf.

gotta make a move to a town thats right for me

This will be the 2019-2020 Playoffs
WEST
>Central
1. Jets
2. Blues
3. Avs
>Pacific
1. Sharks
2. Knights
3. Ducks
>WC
1. Avs
2. Coyotes

EAST
>Atlantic
1. Bolts
2. Bruins
3. Leafs
>Metro
1. Capitals
2. Islanders
3. Devils
>WC
1. Canes
2. Bluejackets

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fuck finns

>no habs
>no sabres
theyre my surprise picks from the atlantic

You can see how much I enjoy interacting with schizos.

I was actually thinking the habs would be at least a WC. but I can't count out the Canes or the Blues after this playoffs.

do you think mike adriano ever gets tired of fucking girls in the ass?

>ducks
moron

the only unreasonable take is ducks that high, so it's pretty clear who made this list

the nuckies will make it 100%

Who's the Tom Brady of the NHL?
>picked in the 6th round
>GOAT

who?

datsyuk

If I wanted to read inane ramblings I'd look through one of my diaries

The Flames are going to be shit this upcoming year. They got exposed by the Avs.

McDavid still doesn't have any help.

Did I cover both your teams?

This

T. Lizard person

Nope, but you did confirm that you are a retarded ducks queer.

flames should breeze past the pacific. they'll make the playoffs. oilers have a shit ton more questions on depth and scoring, but I can slot them as a wild card probable

why do you think the cucks will improve more than the lames will regress?

out of all the teams to put that high up, i wouldn't put the team with one of the oldest and weakest core in the west only behind the kings

>lolirado signing panarin

He thinks buying out corey perry will help out their shit forward core and shit defensive depth.The only thing they have is gibson and theres no way he can drag them into the playoffs.

Habs have a lot of youth coming up, and the jackets are gonna regress without their big names. canes are fine but they need to get more constant goal scoring and hope that they get adequete goaltending from mrazek and mcboomer

who /stuck in limbo/ here?
don't think >my team has ever had a good gm

>they need to hope that they get adequete goaltending from 2 career backups
grim

this is the ducks current forward core. perry is bought out, getzlaf is regressing due to age (already 34), and kesler won't even be playing. rakell regressed, the rest are literal nobodies aside from steel

>this will be the 3rd best team in the pacific

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beaners really are retarded aren't they?

>t. mild fan

Their young core made the playoffs 2 years ago and these past two years they were hindered by tons of injuries. This upcoming year they're finally healthy. And they finally got rid of Perry. And after Caryle's firing, the Ducks were finally scoring and winning.

I can see them sneaking in especially if Gibson is able to stand on his head again. If not #3 in the West, possibly WC#2.

>the state of the ducks
laughing SO HARD

how'd you know?

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the only good players are really rakell, silfverberg, sprong, and terry. steel should be okay, but that doesnt scream a playoff contender at all

COYOTES WILL WIN THE STANLEY CUP NEXT YEAR!!!

>they made the playoffs 2 years ago so they'll make it now despite every core player aging or gone
man you are delusional

>me? I don't smoke weed. I'm high on life.

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>b-but my injured geriatrics!!

>young core
getzlaf and perry were #1 and #3 in points that year.
nice delusion though

the lames as a team had almost 100 more GF over the course of last season. feel free to show me where the cucks are going to get those goals from. even if we assume to lames regress by like 50GF somehow, where are the cucks getting that type of scoring from suddenly?

METRO
1.caps
2.isles
3.rangers
ATLANTIC
1.blots
2.habs
3.bruins
CENTRAL
1.Avalanche
2.Blues
3.Jets
PACIFIC
1.Flames
2.Canucks
3.Coyotes
WILD CARDS
EAST
1.Canes
2.Kitties
WEST
1.Knights
2.Hawks

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rackell is the only good player, and he is a getzlaf babby.
silfverberg sucks
sprong is a massive bust

Has this team ever been good?

yes even counting their playoff runs in the early 2010's. Those were complete flukes.

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>canucks
>no shorks

Oh c'mon the Shorks are always in the playoffs.

business idea: hockey themed animu

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they had some good teams in the 90's, granted they were just some jet players. 2012 was their last "good" year, since holy fuck they got 5 games to OT against the hawks
silfverberg is THAT player who scores at random and we all groan because he saves the ducks asses like always
shorks regress hard this season

they lose their players before they get good because lol sunbelt

oh right the domi trade. a rare chayka deal that has worked for the coyotes as well

has it? has it really?

kaliyev posts here

>relying on a 24 goal second line winger
grim

How the hell and why the hell would the Yotes give up Domi? They didn't need Galchenyuk.

scoring lmaooooooooooooooooooo

My dad melted down on me for changing the channel from the local news to Yotes-Kings playoffs when we were living in a hotel, and then he died a couple years later. This is the only association i draw with the arizona coyotes

>no pongs
>including teams that are visibly tanking
stop posting bait

Exactly. The way the Yotes are built is 10 players with 10 goals instead of 2 players with 50 goals like the Oilers.

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No wonder the drop

every internet hockey brain genius (including probably the people here) assumed the habs lost that trade because lol bergeron, and galchenyuk was better when they were 17

you killed him?

shitguins miss the playoffs next year but gary gifts them lafrenier

>pongs
aging core, sid isnt getting any better and they have the worst defense in the metro regardless
habs are going to be scary in a few years

I got bergeron and bergevin mixed up but it's ok all french people are the same

business idea: /hoc/ themed animu

>living in a hotel
grim as fuck

>lafrenier
who busts harder than two-tone malone

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but not as hard as jack pubes

Reminder vocaroo.com/i/s0sawHMoVzHS

GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING /hoc/! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Matt Duchene (yes, THE Matt Duchene from Columbus) getting signed by the Arizona Coyotes! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming headlines when Matt Duchene skates into the desert!

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back from a 3 day ban and missing the draft lads too sweet me

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poochene sucks who cares

>your dad hated hockey so he died
Interesting

Whered Bulju get traded?

Too old.

The yotes are going to get Puljujärvi for some cheap draft picks.

Gary works I'm mysterious ways

BASED FINLAND

Nah. Bulju, Rieder and Hopkins for Raanta and a round 1 draft pick

i just arrive in new york wow its a nice city

youtube.com/watch?v=a-prUX0GK10

holy shit this is even better.

Thoughts?

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Is he a bust because he sucks or is he a bust because of the Oilers?

I've been pretty busy the past few days, catch me up by giving me hot takes on recent trades

i don't get it, is this a soccer joke?

Huh?

definitely the boilers, a proper organization would've known how to develop him.

>tfw Moritz Seider

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>it's in bakersfield. go get it

gets me every time

picture this. you're in the prime of your life with a promising future career in hockey. you have a great family, you're probably rich, you have a smoking hot blonde instagram gf, and are projected to go in the 1st round of the nhl

so there you are, anxiously waiting for your name to be called. you know it's about to happen, but you don't know when. suddenly, you hear over the coms that's its edmontons time to pick. you feel a chill down your neck

>with the xth pick in the nhl draft, the edmongolia pantsoilers are proud to select from your hometown.... (you)

>implying Broberg isn't Jake Virtanen on defense

17-18 isnt really the prime of your life

i-its only 3 years right?

Imagine this. You're straight
>with the 1rd pick in the NHL draft, your xheattle dickgirls select

Guess I would start playin fortnight

They can hold your rights until you're 27.

it is when you're rich

so what? those losers busted. focus on your own career instead of trying to find excuses.

grim i cant imagine

for an athlete it is, since it makes or breaks you for the next 60 years. If you don't get good development and/or forgotten, your career is over.

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Moscow is a lovely place I hear

>Have to play for a dogshit team in a dogshit town that can't get its act together despite having the best player in the world
>Y-you shouldn't m-make excuses, all those other busts a-are their own fault

the early 20s would be your prime. jacko and kakko are literally still growing. they havent reached their peak yet.

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Most people looked at him, with terror and with fear

so then why didnt mcmeme, draistaitl, hall, eberle, rhn bust as badly as bulju/yakupov?

it's just a meme calm down grandpa

because they didn't need to be developed. believe it or not some players aren't ready for the nhl when they are drafted.

PORiN ÄSSät

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So what was worse for the Bruins?

>Losing to the Blues?
>17 seconds?

>Hall becomes MVP after leaving Edmonton
>Eberle gets his shit together in NY and gets over a PPG now that he's actually making the playoffs
>RHN, former first overall pick is languishing away on the third line of a bottom tier team

Now imagine how good McMeme, Draisaitl and Nuge would be if they played literally anywhere else

>tonight's snack
>favorite picture you seen on /hoc/ in the last year
Strawberry poptarts

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seems more like yakupov and bulju were just garbage picks

Hall was considered a complete bust until he got out of Edmonton where he finally won the Hart.

McMeme is scoring a lot, but it's not getting him anywhere.

Nugent Hopkins isn't being the impact player people pegged him as.

dudes
sooo fuckin blased right now lol

leftover vancouver food

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Easily the best tart. Only retarded shit eaters say otherwise

He should have went to the Nuckies to be honest desu lads

>cum twat plays for the cucks
This is very appropriate.

Sour key candys

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22 years old and not once in my life have I thought "boy, this could be the Oilers year"

you're a tart

>be russian or finnish or something and not even know the oilers are bad

have sex

water

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string cheese

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im not even trying to defend the soilers. some of the stuff you anons make up to shit on the soilers isnt even close to being true and is just a dae hate the soilers circle jerk.

hall had multiple 20+ goal seasons on the soilers and even an 80 point season before being traded. he wasnt a "complete bust" when he was traded. they just traded him for garbage.

RNH is not an impactful player at all, but his draft class in general wasnt very strong. hes still one of the top point scorers from his draft year.

Are there any hockey leagues that only have 3 forward lines and 2 d pairs allowed on a team? Just curious

Cooking up some Kraft Dinner, anyone want some

>satan offering me dinner

that's a shant from me famalam

yeah ill take a bowl. thanks, satan.

youtube.com/watch?v=0QAVquq9bNs

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there's da beauty league over the summer which is 4v4

That's not what I asked now is it? You fucking moron

with ketchup?

>mad
>at hockey

ITS UP
youtube.com/watch?v=eufLK2787vI

who are the busts in next year's draft?

For me it’s wearing my based 2017 penguins back to back tshirt at least once a week

Why does Marner have such a huge ego? He's was a Tavares baby all season long

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Typical twink

Hughes, Kaapo, Cozens, Dach, etc.

The surprising pick and should be #1 will be some random Russian 6th rounder.

I hope it's to the gym.

Sometimes user. Sometimes to the bar, or the grocery store or the movies

Come on down Pavel Dorofeyev

I'd say Seider, Cozens, Broberg and Podkolzin stick out in the top 10. Broberg especially comes off as a based retard that can't do his thing against higher level opponents

>Pavel Dorofetty

Kaapo Kakko meidän, joka synnyit Turussa. Pyhitetty olkoon sinun nimesi. Olkoon New York Rangers sinun uusi valtakuntasi. Siellä koet ensimmäisen Stanley Cup:isi, tarjoat taivaan New Yorkin asukkaille niin kuin Suomalaisille. Anna meille tänä päivänä meidän jokapäiväinen maalimme. Ja tarjoa syöttöjä ketjukavereillesi, niin puolustajille kuin hyökkääjille. Anna taklauksia, tee harhautuksia niitä vastaan, jotka ovat meitä vastaan rikkoneet. Äläkä saata meitä kiusaukseen, vaan anna meidän seurata vain ja ainoastaan sinua. Sillä sinun jääkiekko, NHL ja Suomen maajoukkue iankaikkisesti.

THE NUMBERS SHANNON WHERE ARE THEY?!

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Love skatin' fast
Love enterin' the zone
Hate the rest of hockey

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I like to get high and play chel where I'm the shit team and I'm versus a good team like miracle on ice. Right now guelph and findland tied 2-2 going into the third

>Danil Savunov???

I just went to wikipedia just to see who's a random russian 6th rounder.
>Coyotes

It's oddly possible. Double repeating digits will confirm if this will be true.

Such a beautiful language

>two tickets to the bruins game, please

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vladislov firstov
his name is literally firstov

french dip sandwich

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Are you finland or guelph?
/lifelong/ Dickgirls fans

this but unironically
post finnish music
youtube.com/watch?v=dFYYImRNR6U
the original
youtube.com/watch?v=_AFS7CTyG1Q

youtube.com/watch?v=LeoMOnGn6Xo

It glided in

>HOLY FUCK I'M SHAKING
Every time

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jesus fucking christ what is happening to this country

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>dat lil smuggy
so good

make that 3 tickets please

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>everyones a bust
ah yes the classic /hoc/ logic

How do people like this live?

guess

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I'm guelph and rask just went full binnish tending. 9-2 halfway through third

With incredibly high rates of depression and suicide.

that's no miracle

>we'd like to rent out a box to the next bruins game, please

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abovetopsecret.com

The blond on the right with the big head might clean up well

gona eat some cool ranch doritos

Quintessentially based

>that hairline
JUST

For me, it's Benjamin Franklin

Next game up swift current heading into Charlotte

Thinking about smoking a weed but the last time I did I couldn’t stop thinking about humanity being the sperm and the earth being the egg inside the womb (universe) of a omnipotent being

The guy at the far end is the only one that doesn't look like he has a mental illness. Did he get lost?

Ranch
or
Cool Ranch

can't wait for the official dickgirls logo release

damn that's some trippy shit

...

probably an incel

Brainlet thoughts. That sounds like something an uneducated person with psychosis would do.

based

>Avs in there twice

When people link posts from other sports it always pisses me off. Who the fuck is Lantz? Who the fuck is fultz?

gonna eat some spicy nacho desu

>when you take a shit so foul that it still stinks after you flush and the smell expands from the bathroom

got some raging evening wood

Fultz is yakupov if he also had a weird, medically unique injury that was accurately diagnosed by twitter

i eat ass

>not a single attempt
not my /hoc/

have sex

Jerked off 3 times today, lads, and in this post-nut enlightenment I came to the conclusion that Hughes will be the biggest bust in draft history but will be quickly forgotten because of the pure skill and testosterone emitted by Kaapo Kaako

can't argue with those digits

So is fultz gonna go back to Africa in a couple years?

welcome to the offseason

nobody will notice how much jack pooes busts, just like how nobody cares about hischier anymore

I don't put anywhere near as much time into my offseason shitposting.

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Let me guess: you’re an atheist

>Devils
I laughed

think i might do some dude ted lads

how do you get to australia if the earth is flat?

/hoc/ is secure enough in itself that we'll just let one go sometimes.

honestly forgot he went first

By plane

What the fuck? How did I never heard of him

Why would you want to go there

For me, its the mascot is why the franchise is still making money today rather than gaining talent.

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can i get a quick rundown on the Karlsson contract with San Hosegay

shut up cuck

the ultimate big brain move.

Gritty is such a fag.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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You guys don't really try for your playoff predictions do you? I justlist the teams by how much I like them

its too much for too long and the fanbase didn't really want him after the playoffs.

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Enjoy sitting next to the Flyers and Pens on the couch next year come playoff time.

could be worse

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Overpaid.

if pulju isn't a bust, then why is he such a bust?

Nba players in 2019 are the same fortnite, coached interviews, gotta-get-pucks-deep prep school clones nhl players are

unironically thought it was patrick that went first
what the fuck happened to him anyway

autism.

the fortnite meme seems to have spread to every sport league. no one is safe.

For me, it's the team who's owner rather invest into a dead fps game than making the team better.

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What happens to a team if they don't go below the cap

>a fucking ((((ESPORTS)))) arena
kill all zoomers

zoomercaust fucking WHEN

Underrated

gary kills their players until they are cap compliant

I'm surprised teh Yotes have so little cap space

I mean seriously. 82 games for 31 teams. Who has time to watch 2460+82 games a year? That's that many but in hours

isn't overwatch league dying already?

Opposing teams get magnet assistance until they are under the ceiling

Millennial GM, terrible with money.

Never doubt the amount of autism one can have for hockey

For me, it's the team that brought in a replacement GM than single handily fucked the Wild for eternity.

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eh... just let Thorton walk, and try to keep Nyquist.

He's off to a good start in Philly too.

that shit was dying the week after it debuted

I don’t even do it

they have dead contracts like richardson, demers, or hossa to inflate it.

I have transcended past all isms

It is, and is why its fucking hillarious the Flyers core owners will invest into a dead game by giving the dead games city rep a building that wont be complete until 2021.

He is, he's doing a helping the metropolitan teams out by giving them free wins.

idk why they thought it would work out in the long run. shoulda launched it with arenas in place. in like 5 years they'll have a grassroots league like halo and smash

basically whatever the league wants, including declaring all their games forfeits (if gary wills it)

hail activision™

That money wasted that could of been wasted on Fletcher using that on 38 year old defense man that was on a winning Stanley Cup team a decade ago. So im conflicted which could be worse between the two.

Death to Existenz

For me, it’s World of Warcraft™ Classic

why don't the panthers just lay tarps over empty seats so the arena looks more full?

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>gets doxxed by the USA government for the upcoming lootbox bill
But but its just a surprise mechanic. It doesn't hurt the parents credit card or scamming kids in anyway.

The issue is Pavs, to capitalize on the "le offensive defensemen" meme, they need someone like him, and 14 mil isn't a whole hell of a lot of wiggle room coming off a 35+ goal season when you were one of the lesser paid top line centers in the league

hope they don't sign him for a stellar contract year. there is no way he doesn't regress.

they literally do

buy him out like the ducks did with Perry. The Sharks got rid of Marleau, they can get rid of Thorton and Pavs.

>buy him out
are you retarded

which will be the first stanley cup winning team to relocate? devlels? stars?

Do you understand how hockey works, son

no sign him to a contract and them immediately buy him out, silly

The only vidya I play is fire emblem on my 3ds

For me, it's the team that has players that are all the same age as pic related rather than investing on young talent/prospects

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based but also cringe

thats the route hextall was taking before they fired him.

I like the turn based fighting I skip all the anime faggotry

Then why don't you get a good tactics RPG?

There’s an ism for that

>hate anime
>only play one video game, and it's one with anime
stop lying to yourself

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Because some fat weeb black guy named Keith told me to try fire emblem

Pokémon Gold is the only good turn based rpg

For me, it's the team that drafted a guy because he looks like the mascot that's making money, and not much else rather than getting a potential god tier scorer in this years draft... twice.

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remember when you had to use the passing street lights to illuminate your gameboy screen in your parents car at night? (zoomershits dont @ me)

Well tell Keith he's a nigger and pick up Tactics Ogre.

I was a Game Gear Chad

Keith is like the least black name ever

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based

Okay I’ll get it when I beat this is it on 3ds?

it's also the same route that Fletcher is doing now... only this time is strictly defensemen rather than all around like Hextall was.

Fuck no it's not it's on the PSP.

He’s actually half black half Samoan like the rock and is always playing Pokémon at the bar

Fucking dipshit nerds
Everyone knows the best SRPG is Final Fantasy Tactics

I’m sorry your parents didn’t love you enough to buy you one of these bad boys

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have a bg2 play through going at the moment desu

That’s of zero use to me then ya simp

>he didn't have the little light.

>Hurr durr I don't know what emulation is
You don't deserve good video games

fuck off, it's advance wars

>kettle popcorn and rum
>pic related

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i meant hextall was trying the patient draft and develop route. fletchers flyers are the perfect team for you.

I really couldn’t care less m8 I gave my PS4 to my kid and I only use my computer for 4chinks all I have is a 3ds

twitter.com/CBCOttawa/status/1142041168089366529

Advance Wars is also quite good.
A PSP is like $20. Or you can emulate it with a 10 year old laptop.

Do they need to do ceremonial rain dances before puck drop from now on?

my balls are quite moist right now

nigga just download the emulators on your 4chinks machine. you could do it right now.

no, they'll just play the red man's anthem

I'd support that for every NHL team desu

Suppose I could maybe in the morning

is this because of he #genocide?

did you know podkolzin is only 17? his 18th birthday is tomorrow.

French dips are fucking delicious

For me, it's the team who thought it was a good idea to rush a potential big game goalie and get mentally damaged at age 20 to the point he's unsalvageally and thus potential is wasted.

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No, I remember when I had to use passing street lights to illuminate my gameboy advance.

Jets already do this, it's not really a big deal.

i want to go hit my bong but there are children playing in the neighbors yard

You know what to do user

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Why would anyone want to play for a Canadian team when they'll get taxed way more than if they play for an American team? Preferably Dallas since they have no state income tax.

if you weren't a junkie this wouldn't be a problem

I thought he was playing well though. Did he start shitting the bed later in the season?

its a bit late to be out to be honest

Cringe

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one of ours surely

so tired

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pretty sure its summer break now. its like the best time of year for them.

They have provisions for pro athletes. I'd be more concerned that canada is a cultural wasteland

Why are you so invested in what video games a decidedly uninterested user plays and the lengths to which he must go to do so?

the CRA is weak, rich people and companies always take advantage of them. the IRS is powerful enough to enforce tax laws.

Tennesse also doesn't have a state income tax.

And finally, for me, it's the fact I stayed a fan on this team for so long and not switch to being a fan of this pic related team. To which is a successor that captures the pride and legacy of the 70's team, but went down the rightly chosen route that my old team didn't go after 50 years of existence. So rest in peace, but also fuck you Flyers.

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He was doing good until they over relied on him, and ruined him because there other goalie is Flyers tier bad.

hmm. are they at least white?

For me, its elite Russian prospect Vatsilyev Potslovev

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Just ordered some pipe joint compound

A pipe or a joint?

dunno i think they're serious this time

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Lads I can’t decide between Doritos or French onion dip and crackers

how about all those zoomercanuck fans that were like >that guy who announced the pick really butchered his name, without realizing >that guy was actually stan smyl

French onion dip and crackers. no question.

Compound for a pipe joint

Time has taken him

Seconding

>"lol we play the whitemans game on stolen brownie land" at every game
quite based the more i think about it.

>stan smyl
To be fair he was never very memorable and played for a shit team and franchise

I got pretzels and french onion lads help yourselves

jesus wills it

French onion dip and doritos

Stanley Cup champion Jay Bouwmeester..

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Doritos and crackers

get some regular potato chips, you heathen

Imagine if your nickname was "The Steamer"

Always picked this nigga in ‘chel 05 cause he ramped the fuck up to 99 overall after a few seasons

Haram

>5’8”
Oh no no nononono

understandable if you are fan of a different team, but his jersey hangs from the rafters and he has spent his entire career with the franchise. these canuck "fans" should at least show him a little respect.

I don't blame zoomers to not know who he was. I wouldn't expect them to recognize Thomas Gradin or Garth Butcher 30 years after their playing days either

hello finlan you there

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>expecting zoomer non-whites in chongcouver to be respectful of the past

hyvää huomenta yhdysvallat

hyvää huomenta Suomesta

You can already see from that haircut that he is focused and not gonna waist time playing fortnite and making memes about himself. Nothing fancy, just basic haircut. Fucking elite professional.

Realizing how much I actually want to die now that hockey isn't here to distract me, lads, same as every offseason.

our season?????

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did any of you guys here watch womens soccer today. the TSN panel had a lady who's shirt was so far down, you could see the mole on her tit. literally an inch away from nipple.

She's a soccer player so she was probably ugly as sin and I don't care. I can see much prettier girls doing much lewder things without having to sit through women's soccer

no ours

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I watched the Cameroon sheboons chimp out against England

i can't even find it in me to watch boreball. grim times indeed

No but thanks for raping the Leafs and that twink Dubas yesterday

>not finding this attractive

BASED

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what ever happened to that story about chia joining the canucks front office? guess tsn was just desperate for some clicks.

Legitimately needs ffs

Shannon is hosting a Dickgirls meetup July 6

Based.

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yikes

Imagine the smell

Caroliniggers please go

good morning leafs nation

sweatie it’s rapties nation now

confirmed Toronto is a basketball city anyway

Everyone knew from the time the contract was announced that the 3rd year for Marleau was going to put the leafs in cap hell.

Also funny to me that teams like Nashville and Chicago have been losing excellent players due to cap issues for the past several years, but now that it's the leafs potentially losing good players the cap is suddenly fundementally broken.

Where were these guys complaining about the cap when Chicago let Panarin go?

never watched a single basketball game in my life

I don’t have an nba team in my city because I’m white

They wouldn't be in nearly as much cap trouble if they didn't feel the need to sign Overrated Shit to an 11m a year contract

lets abolish the salary cap so all the sun belt teams go out of business

Same here

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t. Sandrapdtivan from Surrey

You seem upset friend

Are we watching a movie tonight, lads?

i just got home from the gym. we could play some draft recap shit on the ol' cytube

I’m not upset m8 I had a good Sunday how was yours?
Would but I’m going to bed lad

Yah put one on m8

this post did not age well

alright you weebs i'm gonna fire up the goose on drive (2011) in 5 mins

cy dot tube/r/offseasonhoc

i went to the store earlier and they were playing crocodile rock on the radio and now the lalalalala part is stuck in my head

Just woke up from a 6 hour nap
Ready for some late night memes

retard

Dubas] Was an honour - as always - to march in the Toronto #PrideParade today with @mriles4 & many of our great MLSE teammates, @YouCanPlayTeam, & @NHL. To see that amount of peace, love, and joy from people in our city is incredible.

Never watched it. I just assume Vin Disesl is in it cause he always is in car movies

he's not in it, but it's pretty good. it's probably the movie that made goose into a massive star

retard

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brainlet retard

Notebook m8

i'd say that just put him in the radar

Reminder that hockey is for everyone

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Lads my summer holiday started

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Oilers draft a shit defensemen at #8 HAhahahahahahahabAhahahaAhahahahabababaAgagAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Reminder that hockey is not for everyone despite what (((they))) tell you

Saw it the other day, it is pretty good. Not what I expected

beautiful. so happy to see them standing up for what they believe in. absolutely based and redpilled.

(((They))) tell you that because (((they))) know you’ll try to rebel and thereby making an ass of yourself
This is their plan, don’t be fooled. The Jews hate gays

Before he even plays a fucking game good riddance

IT'S UP

youtube.com/watch?v=e0XeZJqqkCw

cringe

Can’t wait for mcgaykid to miss the playoffs for 7 straight seasons then relocate to the team as far away from Edmonton as possible (Florida won’t have any teams in 7 years)

False alarm, this is NOT Shannon content.

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whiteboards are for boomers

Trunks > Briefs > Boxer Briefs > Knit Boxers

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Gary will force him to the >rags soon enough

/hoc/ is a boomer general. you're just posting in it

interesting text

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anything tight makes my balls hurt. it's boxers for me.

i'm no mathematician but this doesn't seem correct

Who’s that from?

shouldnt you be in bed by now grampa?

LOL epic

me? no i'm a zoomer

this
the cavemen didn't wear boxers, and their balls still evolved

>evolving

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Good thing you’re not a mathematician

all male underwear have pouches.

Rude
About to eat some food

Human intelligence is evolving faster than any other life form in earths history

i'm surprised mcdavid even signed that extension. does he love Edmonton that much?

Got some meundies lads

youtube.com/watch?v=cu17UceR6rY
the average american mcmeal will do

Not all. I gave up on boxer briefs for a while because the ones I always got from Walmart were tight and scritchy around the sack.
Bought some nice soft trunks recently and they have a nice big ball pouch on the front, god damn what a difference.

why are they called boyshorts if girls wear them?

It’s what Dickgirls wear

I've seen a lot of rumors going around about alcoholism/drug abuse, think any are true?

seagulls are based

the seattle boyshorts

>xheattle dickgirls

Among /hoc/ users?

t. little balls

whats a good brand of nice trunks with good proper ball support?

my god you can hear the stoner fry vocals in his laugh,

i hate boxers because they ride up when i wear pants. I always have to push it back down when i'm in the restroom. I prefer Boxer Briefs

for me its the tighty whiteys

Shut the fuck up, Sam.

Snacking on some sweet chilli heat doritos

doritos: the official snak of offseason /hoc/

y-you dont wear the same underwear for days at a time do you /hoc/? Haha

Wa'ah, the official drink and meal of offseason /hoc/

based
hockey and doritos are for everyone

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i talked about hockey with some broad on tinder and got a date with her
she's a sharks fan

kek that was me m8

same

same

your mom

this thread was brought to you by bonaqua™

At least she’ll be comfortable with not finishing

rakkaus ruotsi

I wasn't posting I was masturbating the last 45 minutes

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i bet she's a 30 year old roastie that plays soccer and wears a ponytail.

Bonaqua take™: only shoot and score then you score then will come

Well shut the fuck up now. It was preemptive

1. Kakko
2. Barkov
3. Rantanen
4. Aho
5. Pulju
6. Laine

jesse puljuiarvi huono jääkiekossa

>tfw no alex morgan gf

based cringe boomer zoomer

minäkin rakastan sinua kanadalainen

I bought a full tub of vasi on Friday buddy I can do this all night

getting ready for bed, lads

when the fug is the pulju trade happening

>his penis got jewed

This is your tinder date?

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>when you want to succeed more than you want to breathe, then you will leave Edmonton

I'd swipe left if you know what I mean

I don't understand what you mean, can you please elaborate

you’re retarded

I would not be interested in sexual intercourse with this person

Suomalaiset eivät ole ihmisiä

New

voi vittu peruna americana

kinda shocked we're at 500 already

>Avs so good they have an A and a B team that both make the playoffs
Noice

Cringe