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MLW: Woodruff punches out 12 in win over Reds
ATL: Camargo hits go-ahead two-run shot in 10th
HOU: White hits grand slam as Astros top Yankees
MIN: kek tloses kek
ATL: Mike Soroka leaves after HBP on forearm
ARZ: Ketel Marte (groin) out of D-backs' lineup
CIN: Alex Wood (back) set for rehab assignment
MIN: Jonathan Schoop (ankle) sitting out again
CHC:
Cubs could add Kimbrel to roster this week
TB:
Rays place Diego Castillo (shoulder) on IL

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kek tloses kek

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homie bailey owns ya

Based tWINs making the rest of the MLB seethe

You can only reply to this post if your team wasn't a sweep-let today.

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Twins own ya

tWINs

Twins make ya seethe? Yeah they do

they should show pooholes slash line with the cardinals and with the anglels on the scoreboard everytime he comes up to bat to btfo these california faggots

based

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This is psychotic

Let’s go Twinnies let’s go!
*stomp stomp*

Another /mlb/eta seething from the tWINs

I don’t care about the twins or the royals

Hey Eternal Royals Guy, p-please join the homie bailey gang
it's a lotta fun

The genny is under siege

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For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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Twins

Uhm... well, if you think I'm good enough!
H-here we go homies here we go..!

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friendly reminder al central teams will always be a glorified first round bye for whoever plays them

What happened the last time the Doyers went to the World Series again? My memory is a little foggy

cubs fan here!!

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>the buffalo bills of los angeles

Centralbros make ya seeth?

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fuck off retard

My bad, I'm out of here.

Why are the dodgers so shit at winning the World Series?

Marlins? More like winlins

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based..based..based...based...!

The chimpcago nigger cucks

2D>3D

You know what we might not win the East this year but I just wanted all you smug assholes in Atlanta, Washington, New York, and Miami to know that at least our city isn’t a violent brown shithole and we’ll always have our Eagles

Hope you enjoy your world series parade tomorrow Royals """"fans"""" if there are any of you even left.

Lmao faggot. We fucking run this shit. Umpball won't keep us from the series this year bitch! Leggo!

SEETHING AT THE HOMIES HAHAHAHA

OH NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAAH

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>angels cardinals sunday night meme nigger shitball
FUCK espn
FUCK arod
and
FUCK california

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Too bad the Homies will be home in October while the tWINs cruise to the eries

Kill zoomers

Remind, what happened last time the dodgers went to the World Series?

philthadelphia literally has the worst fans in all of american sports you retard nigger

*wins pitcher of the month*

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heeehehehh.... Royals hehehe aha ooh hobo LMAO Royals. Smush much Homies . My royals homie baseball Kansas . Jehebebe homies hehehehebe

Philly is majority Black and go back to /pol/ and /nfl/ you dumbass.

Finally a good team slogan

First time I've browsed the /MLB/ forums to laugh at the Mets, what the fuck is up with all this anime?

Fucking weirdos dude....

Homies hehehehe SHSHDIR homie hit ball hehehehebe Kansas royal much homie hahdhdjfkgn

CUBYALS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

actual miamifag? kendall here

I know right they're so fucking weird. It's not like this on r/Baseball. We put those weeaboos in their place back there. Reddit > Yea Forums

cubyals own the card sox all day

Based Homie Bailey mindbreaking user into ahegao

YEAH BABY TWIIIIIIINS


SAY IT WITH ME


TWIIIIIIIINS BABBBBY WE OUT HERE FUCKIN REPRESENTIN BIG MINNESOTTTTTA BABBBY


PUTTIN DODGERS FANS IN A MASSIVE SEETH

MAKIN ROYALS FANS BOW DOWN

WE FUCKIN RUN THIS PLACE BABY


TWINS
WIN

TWINS
WIN


YEAHHHHH FUCK YEAH WE JUST WON IT ALL BABY WE GONNA FIRST TAKE THEM ROYALS OUT THEN MAKE THE
THEN TAKE OUT THOSE YANKEKS OUT LMAOOO THEN THE SORRY ASS DOYERS LOSE THEIR 3RD (THIRD) STRAIGHT WORLD SERIES LMAOOOO

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Why are the royals “””””””””fans”””””””” so cringe?

/cubyals/ genny rock this house, fatman gonna seethe in his manblouse

CUBYALS GENNY ROCKIN THIS HOUSE, MAKIN YA AND THE FATMAN SEETHE LIKE MICKEY MOUSE

Doyers suck!

cubbie royals in the house tonight everybodys gonna win a world series

I'm guessing this is some kind of satire? Whatever floats your boat

Heeeheehhehrhrh homie owoeiei ogoc was the time for the HOMIE diene baseball hehehehebe... baseball base homie Kansas that r

Cubyals bullying the hallways

seethe at the cubyals

Cubyals putting the whoins into a massive seethe like you wouldn't believe

cubyals fan here

Ahehrirkkt homie bailey fifth the royals Kansas’s bass ball helmet he hehehehebe I was watching eiwiwywywuwwgdb homie my homie and I wanna was the way base royals are today so they hehehehe

Why are tloses bandwagoners seething over the doyers? Serious question?

STOP!!

That meme AIN'T FRESH!!

Get DUNKED ON idiot!!

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cubyals own ya

Homie homie hehehrhturit pv over tjeiw sucks r tit to die ejdicbv gator r homie if it royal jans as if g Kansas ball their. Homie my homie agent t I bet g hair royal homie dignity g hehehehe

The Milwaukee Broors lol

(inb4 100 replies)

n we pwn ya

>a sport dominated by stats is full of autists
why am I even surprised

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Its the dodger discord again I think.

cubyals make ya seethe?

more like the pooers lol

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Tloses made a post in the previous thread about getting to 50 wins and a doyerfag responded with "what took you so long?" and that sent them on a seething rage.

Hehehehebe homie homie homie Trotsky royal kanssss Gorky unbox e turns. Homie Kansas Igor t uncivil. Baseball Ghent held g homie hehehehebe dickgirls r there r

The sport is dominated by the #blessed Cubyals

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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHA

DOYERS KEK DOYERS!

cubyals own ya
cubyals pwn ya
makin ya seethe
like ya never believe

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KEK

Remind me, what happened the last time the dodgers went to the World Series?

lmao

we run this joint baby!

Machaddy deserves better :(

KEK DOYERS KEK

Dodgers piss me off

KEK DOYERS DOYERS KEK!!!

Hedge ahahahahaah hehehehebee homie bailey he hehehehebe royal bae all hehehe homie my Kansas behehehebebebeebebbehhehehehhee royals

"How to obliterate a bandwagoner with 5 words"

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Where did all these dodgers fans just appear from?

Cubbies makin ya seethe?

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oh no

don't worry hes coming home my Yankees in a couple years :)

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We've been here fucker. I remember mo'lester and DG

How about Harpie?

Bros...

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>We've been here fucker. I remember mo'lester and DG
HOLY SHIT LMAO

>ALWAYS HERE DOYER FANS (SINCE 2015)

AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

I came here to laugh at Philthadelphia

PHILTHY PHILTHY PHILTHY
*stomps feet*
PHILTHY PHILTHY PHILTHY
*stomps feet*
PHILTHY PHILTHY PHILTHY

Sorry hes stuck on the Philthies for life

ALWAYS HERE DOYERS OH NONO!

The Royals are just too good bros

bryce harper ROFL

Cringe cuhhhringe!!!

ITS PHILTHY TIME

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i call him Bruce Larper

Mickey Callaway lol

PHILTHIES PHILTHIES PHILTHIES!!

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cardsox pwn ya

Larper is like Stanton but without the Dingers.

Philthies

st losers!

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>gay louis

>the gaypeway arse

STOP BULLYING THE ROYALS! They can’t help being trash

This is the reporter.

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Philthies
Philthies
Cheesesteak with Philth

Philthies
Philthies
500 Foot Long Cheesesteak

Philthies kek
Philthies kek
PHILTHIES KEK PHILTHIES!

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Bryce Harper
Nationals
$330 Million Dollar Contract

Can’t hear you from my white paradise you dumb Atlantans

LMAO ROYALS SUCK

Philthies
Philthies
1000 foot long cheesesteak that makes BAJP seethe that he can't have a bite

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>Philadelphia
>white

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>white paradise
Full of wops and niggers LMAO

I had no clue

I honestly made a big mistake

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Who wins in a fight this guy vs Vargas vs BAJP?

BAJP's mobility scooter runs them over

WE HATE PHILTHY
*clap stomp**clap stomp clap*
THEY SUCK DICKY
*stomp stomp* *clap clap clap*

>Marlels

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Are you confused?

HEEEHEHEHEHEHHEE HOMIE ROYAL HRHEBRHTJE FICIE RITNT FOCKE R MY HOMIE HOMIE HEHEHEHEHHAHSHH HOHOHO KANSAS HOMIE HOMIE HEHEHEHEBE

Earth to user are you bewildered?

>philthy
>white
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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PHILLY IFFY UHHH
BULLPEN GOT THE PITCHY UHHH
THEY ALL SHITTY
8.32 ERA IN A JIFFY UHH

PHILTHY PHILTHY
*stomp stomp*
STINKY STINKY
*clap clap clap*

so uh... Is anyone gonna talk about the Dodgers being the first team in baseball history to have 3 back to back to back walk off home runs by rookie players in MLB history? And that they have the best record in baseball? And that they now have a 13 game division lead?

Philthy...
Sorry guys I had to say it lol

They also lose every World Series they stumble into

Fuck all you fatlanta trailer trash

I'll take the series split against the scubs. at least we didnt get swept by the fucking marlins at home like philly lmaoooo

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world series losers

What’s it feel like to root for a team and have /mlb/ roast it like this? What’s it like wanting to have a discussion but feeling afraid to mention your team because they’ll shitpost you into oblivion

wtf is wrong with royal fans? this whole thread is yikes-tier

BRAAAAAAAVES CHAAAAAADS

The doyers will complete their transformation into the rags this season

MEST LOL MEST LOL MEST LOL MEST LOL MEST

and I remember why this general is the absolute worst

Heeheehehehehw homie hehehehebe gohohhoho ho lmao homie royal dheurbe I fug fidne fug d hehehehebe royal Kansas base thriftiness t baseball royal hehehehebe homie homie hehdhvo o didn’t be Gucci. Duebjffk homie lol hehehehe my homie Kansas hehehifivvj j royal homie baseball

Philthy

ah poo :( they made fun of me

im going back to red*t now aw darn what the heck :(


HAHHAHAHA FAGGOT

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Ugh .this general is the worst. You guys pull no punches. Me and my mets will take our leave :(

reminder LA and chicago are the worst fans of all sports

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>nigga blew a tire coming around third
kek

Aw man :( this general is the worst. Here I come to make a comment and this asshole just memes on my team. Just reinforced my opinion of the general :(

At least no one's blogposting about degenerate normalfaggotry like they do on others.

>blogging
ah yes, this general is soooo much better. regularly being on page 6

BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!?!?

>says this when Bombston fans exist

twins? more like disease of the skin
lmao

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your mommas the worst but i still hit that

>mest fan: Woohoo my team won
>user: >mest
>mest fan: this is an outrage. This general is crazy. I am done...done!!

James Shields lol

Proxy back on Brazil

oh right. my general doesnt have them :)

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onions

this is the best general actually, i would go as far to this is the best place to post on this site. just good old fun.

I don't mind anymore. /mlb/ doesn't go to games more than 10+ times a year like I have been for almost 20 years now. Bottom line is a good 85% of Yea Forums is fairweather as it is. I honestly blame zoomers.

>excpecting /hoc/asoids to enjoy banter instead of crying about the general as soon as they get made fun of

For me, it's the Philadelphia National League Base Ball Club.

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>Angel vs The Angels
>t. Alex Rodriguez

Reeetard!

yeah your general is a hugbox for all the chiraq and kongs beaners. great general

Shut. /hoc/ runs Yea Forums.

mest lol mest lol mest lol mest

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I'm a Pie Rats fan silly billy

This general is the fucking worst

Fuck this general

>mest

1. doyers
2. barves
3. cusb
4. pebbles
5. broors
6. methinals
7. douchebags
8. nast
9. dads
10. lillies
11. pie rats
13. resd
14. mest
15. jints
.
.
.
9001. marlels

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HA HA HA, GET FUCKED, PHILLIES!

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D-Backs and Reds should be higher, Brewers and Padres should be lower. Not bad otherwise though.

I'm going back to Fangraphs where they respect me.

I'm going back to r/Baseball where they hate weebshit just like me!

I'm going back to /hoc/ where they don't hurt each other's feelings.

B-b-b-based

I'm going, going back, back to cali, cali

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machaddy :)

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I need a source on this girl's series.

>doyers
>POWER GAP
>everyone else
Fixed

CHI

>Jints
It's the Gnats, which is the size of them making the playoffs.

Slam it here, Albert.

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>Sunday Night Baseball
>No gamethread
Both the Angels and Cardinal fanbases should be ashamed of themselves.

>John Gant
I call him John Gnat

/mlb/ owns /hoc/.

rags take the series
adios, White Sox

youtube.com/watch?v=eYf-EsadU7I

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>Trying to assault a reporter for doing their job
MEST MEST MEST

Dodgers are the most kino team in baseball. Great youth set up, homegrown players, talent producers, great fanbase.

>b-but le lose world series
Retard logic. No point of trying to make money if you can't be Bill Gates right?

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I'd make it but I think other Angel fans gave up on the year and I'd be all alone idk
And yet the Angels have the exact same thing and have won in 2002, Pablo.

How much money did the Dodgers make by losing the world series twice in a row?

You can't be a king, without a ring son.

>kino
Trash word from trash board.

They made $20.3 million in 2017's WS, probably the same in 2018.

Prove it.

Dodgers fans do an awful lot of talking for a team that hasn't won anything in their fans' lifetimes.

Fucking jew. Get em Mickey

>Healey
Irish, but all journalists are scum.

google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2018/10/29/the-red-sox-won-the-world-series-heres-how-much-money-theyll-earn.html

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doyesr...

DOY - ESR

I can't help myself~
I love you and nobody else

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suck em aj

tug em aj

I-i had no c-clue mommy...

HERE COME THE ANGLELS

Angles what the fuck are you doing?

nut on em aj

Relax, crisis averted.

analslime blowing it

>ANGELS

what are they doing!? Cards about to comeback?

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FUCK DIDNT MEAN TO

This time, crisis averted.

Now one of the worst chokes of the season has been averted. No thanks you you.

I feel like the Mest have gotten a pass for the latest Mesting and it's not sitting well with me
>mest
>mest
>mest
>mest

aaaand

>mest

This is the fucking worst general of all time. I just remembered after this dog shit post.

It all worked out! LTBU

Tatis makes me awfully jealous.

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The left can't meme.

Back to sleep, boomer chud.

Mmm...throwin some ribs on the grill...burgers for the kids....havin ourselves a time... Barbs bakin her famous sweet 'tatoe pie... Ballgame on for the joes...some wiffle ball for the kids....mmmmm... Sweet sunday evenin o'er on maple st

I had no idea

>chud
Unironically go back.

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The center is the only place with good memes

"Centrism" is just fence-sitting leftism in denial. But I'll let you remain ignorant on this.

/hoc/ proved you wrong

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Mmmm...gotta love them ladies Bob...they keep us young... n your wife makes a mighty dune pie if I may say so myself...lil tommy finally hit his first home run at the ballpark today...sherry was mighty fine happy for him cute as a button she is... one of these days we may be brothers, you and I bob

>thinking facebook tier gritty memes come from /hoc/

>Fense sitting
Nah centrism’s about maximizing profits. We gotta get those people who are sitting into jobs sitting in front of computers creating content and fermenting ideas through policies that encourage growth while minimizing personal responsibility

please stop talkin politics lets talk baseball n grillin for god sake

cringe

vocaroo.com/i/s1EElcw8hsKq

rank these NES baseball games:

1. Tecmo Baseball
2. R.B.I Baseball
3. Baseball

You can only reply to this post if your team's manager cursed out a reporter today. Not so fast Phillies fans.

cringiest most forced meme of all time desu

>using chud on Yea Forums
Back to r/ChapoTrapHouse you diseased tranny

h-h-h-holy b-b-b-based!

>Reich Wingers seething their memes involve half decade old frogs and whatever the Russians give them.

cubbie wubbie can haz belly rubbie?

RBI > Baseball > Tecmo. Bases Loaded 2 is the real deal though.

Don't worry, you can watch this instead
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Mickey Callaway, in trying to get fired, is going to run out on the field nude tomorrow. After fortnite dancing behind second base for an inning, he'll bend over and fart "take me out to the ballgame" in C-minor.

lel

Signal boosting this

I honestly had NO idea!!!

So the cusb were based all along...

their fans just complain about juiced balls and umpball in the game threads

No, YOU'RE gay.

Lillies are currently out mesting the mest, like usual.

They're dropping the black pill on us!

cringe

Dodgers and Cubs are officially on the based list.
Mets and White Sox are on the official cringe list.

I can understand the White Sox perspective. Their team is as much a joke as ours aside from the one title run in 2005

Switch Cubs and White Sox. Move Dodgers down.

The whos never won the world series
They have zero rings

Based cubgers...

Seething

Based cubyals

Blessed Cubyals***

So you are saying the Dodgers and Cubs are on the söy list, but you screwd up and got jannnied to based? I agree

>be doyers
>lose a third straight world series

The Rube Goldberg machine of posts

Cubyals run this genny and make ya seethe like you ever believe

The Virgin Dodgers Discord vs. The Chad Blessed Cubyals

Cubyals bringing us into a golden age.. A blessed age

Blessed..

Cubyals- the world series that was meant to be, would have set this general ablaze... Now delayed for 2021

Who is one player you guys wish was on your team? For me its Manny Machaddy.

Based bauer

Shohei Ohtani

Luke Heimlich

Baseball ;)

Has video leaked of callaway and Vargas going after that reporter yet?

Big Game James Shields

bazebaw :3

chris davis tbqh

>ywn be doused after a walk off

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>ywn tomboy gf
BASEBALL IS ALL THAT'S LEFT

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D O Y E R S
O
Y
E
R
S

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My waifu died. I want gf

We all do. Shut up and suffer in silence.

have sex :)

ok sorry my bad :(

Dilate :^)

>Doyers win

¡ARIBA!

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A deafening klaxon as the retard alarm is triggered

twins fags detected warning warning autism and mediocrity levels at critical

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>only 5.5 separating first from last
is this kind of parity sustainable?

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Quit your whining. Let baseball be interesting for once without you having to play the role of buttblasted protocommie.

We really need Mauer and the other trips back. Twins for a contending team have a very small presence here but they're numerous on /nfl/ with the Vikings. It makes no fucking sense.

An interesting side note to this post, there were, in fact, zero Twins fans on /mlb/ in 2018.

vocaroo.com/i/s03U1m3m7EPO

I'm here, always post in gamethreads with the Twins featured, but I'm always alone. I honestly don't get it.

I too think Coolsville sucks.

vocaroo.com/i/s0zY2R2E3Icd

This is psychopathic

They're probably NPCs who think they'll choke in the ALDS. IMO this could be the best Twins team I've ever seen in my lifetime. Even better than the M&M boys squads. Minnesotans will be Minnesotans though. Too used to choking that they'll just not care until it's this close within reach.

>I-I've always been here haha go twins amirite?
big time cringe

Shoot redditors like >93700984 on sight.

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She needs a royals hat on :^)

Every team has fans here. Go outside for once.

suck my big ole schlong gayanussota

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faggesota faggots

Got my voice changer up for top bantz
vocaroo.com/i/s0NicCk5KFcC

The only one that's going to drop are the pirates, the Reds have godly pitching but inconsistent bats. Cardinals have decent pitching and bats. Brewers have decent pitching and godly bats (Applies only to home games since they're Miller Park babies.) and the Cubs rotate between the best and worst pitching and bats in the league depending on how they feel.

NLC is going to be the most contentious division and we might have a repeat of 2015 where they just beat the crap out of each other so much, some other team sneaks into the world series and then gets destroyed by the baby league.
>MEST

Not a Twins fan. Cool it with the turbo 'tism. We know you're a Royals or Cubs fan shifting the amount of bullying he got from coming here in October 2015 or 2016 onto other people because that's how he sees this dying thread.

This asshole holds all the cards

How did he know!!!

Sounds like the dodgers fan that says ariba fron a vocaroo in another thread

This has gone beyond reason

>cubs fan here!!
Well hello there.

So I did exactly that

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Hit one out of the park for me mommy!

Where's the "C" for cubyals?

#blessed Cubyals

If Anthony Recker were a woman would you fuck her? Why or why not?

whatever actually ends up happening, that 17 inning grinder against the red sox is so far my favorite game of the year.
Terrible for practical purposes, but what a thriller to watch

Everyone but the twins.

Hell even the marlins have a resident autist.

Doyers...doyers...
DOYERS

No thats me.

Fuck the twins.

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...i honestly had no idea...

Apology accepted friend.

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>tloses
>mest
YIKES
>cubyals
BLESSED

Blessed... blessed cubyals

only god can judge the blessed cubyals

>Cubes

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Blessed Cubyals Golden Age

Sick em cubyals

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SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHE

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but i hate the cubs! moooooooooose and locain are even on the brewers!!!!

Now this is cringe

Brewers are NOT Blessed, sir.

Yikes

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Blessed cubyals...two of a kind

Cubs are blessed. Gaywers are cringe.

Cubyals own ya

cubyals makin a seeth

Blessed Cubyal Golden Age

cringe? you wanna here cringe? I'm an yankees fan!

......... blessed!

Cubyals taking the helm and sailing the genny into a golden age

American League Power Rankings

1. Astros
2. Yankees
3. Twins
4. Rays
5. Rangers
6. A's
7. Angels
8. Red Sox
9. Indians
10. White Sox


>9001. Blue Jays
>9002. Tigers
>9000001. Mariners
>9000000001. Royals
>900000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001. Oreos

cubyals make ya seeth?

whoa this guy got it hard enough go easy on him

>Losestros
>Yaks


A's are cool.

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AL Power Rankings
1. Blessed Royals
9000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001. Unblessed Everyone Else
NL Power Rankings
1. Blessed Cubs
90000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001. Unblessed Everyone Else

Those numbers just kept getting longer at the bottom lol

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oh you can die now asshole!

Blessed Cubyals

Based big bro royals... When the mest beat uo their bro in the 2015 nlcs royals went out and put a POUNDING on em!

Top Nice...

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>no card sox at 900000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001

FUCK the cardsox

Sick em Cubyals

its cubyals time now. cardsox left to seeth

soxinals makin ya seeth?

Where is godgers to put a stop to these guys

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Seeth

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*hurls beer at your bitch ass*

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Cringe

this is the cringe of the century

What a fucking asshole.

I would get banned from a stadium for that if it was away.

top baste teams; yanks, padres, cubs, nationals, twins

top cringe teams; gaywers, doyers, red sux, whos, asstros, losedians, rags, lillies

Add royals to baste

ew

So much this!!!

CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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oh shit i forgot them :P and i'll add Mariners too.
Mest to cringe section also.

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kek

I'm going back to Fangraphs where they respect me.

why are the centralfags so gay

Sorry

ummm BAJP you have some explaining to do...

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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY CRIIIIIIIIIIIIINGE

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Dodgers fans are ravenous lifelongs. They'll be gone again after the Dodger's NLCS collapse

so uh... you guys ever heard of a sport called baseball? I heard Will Smith plays for a team called the Dodgers. He can rap, act, play sports. He can do it all

I see what you did there!

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I call him GayJP

BAJP was able to banter the cubs... He was able to banter the royals. But now, now that the cubyals became bros,became one. GAYJP just can't handle it

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Jacking off, playing games, watching baseball... don't you ever think sometimes that it all might just be extremely based

False

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>so uh... Is anyone gonna talk about the Dodgers being the first team in baseball history to have 3 back to back to back walk off home runs by rookie players in MLB history? And that they have the best record in baseball? And that they now have a 13 game division lead?

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Rocktober is canceled.

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>93701496
Reddit memes are the worse. Combining reddit memes is a new level beyond worst.

>false
>says the poster since 2017
youtu.be/s6SL7iaPB18

Repression.

>Banter the Cubs
And then rolls away when the Cubs beat one of his 24 teams.
Don't forget, BAJP has been permabanned for /pol/ shitposting and is currently ban evading to post here.

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I started posting in 2016. Thank you. I have been watching the doyers with my abuelo since i was a lad so fuck you white boi.

Based Dodgerbro

My bad dawg I was being judgemental for no reason

>doyerspic is a phoneposting electionfag
shocking...

We all make mistakes

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I am on my pooter though.

Spic isnt a very nice word btw.

youtube.com/watch?v=rJTaC1NptNI

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>chud

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Oh dear lord..

This guy is crazy.

>Eckersley butthurt over Stroman again

pot calling the kettle Eck

How good were the red cox last year? They beat up on two 100-win teams in the playoffs like it was nothing

One of their best ever teams.

Asshat

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Good morning, lads.

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VERY LGBT FRIENDLY TEAMS:
Dodgers
White Sox
Cusb
Twins
Mariners
Marlins
Giants
Royals
Blue Jays
Astros

If you're a fan of any of these teams, I have some bad news for you.

Your team GAY Give me (You)

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What makes a team VERY LGBT FRIENDLY?

>No yaks

Who could be behind this post

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Doyers: Owned by Guggenheim Jews (Gay)
Blanco Sux: Owned by Chicago Jew (Gay)
Cusb: Owned by midwest WASPs (not gay)
Tweens: Owned by midwest WASPs (not gay)
Marines: Owned by Nintendo (Gay)
Gnats: Located in Sanfrancisco and owned by a Jew (Gay)
Roils: Owned by Walmart CFO (Fat, but not gay)
Blow Gays: Owned by Canadian telephone Jews (Gay)
Asstros: Owned by a Texas democrat (Gay)

Angels and Yankees are the only teams yet to a have a """"""pride"""""" night

hi daddy

...

Evidently this is now a Reddit faggot general with minimal baseball discussion

>cusb

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I messed up

Forget MVP, I can't wait to see who wins MFP this year.

I'm going back to Fangraphs where they respect me.

the girls are playing soccor lads
imagine the smell

Better than softball smell?

>phillies with 7 losses in a row

I guess 13 years contract for Harper wasn't enough

oh no no no
nice lol

should have signed machado

Give me the QRD on Jon Jay.

Fun Fact:
Did you know that as of 2019 every MLB team in the league has LGBT night EXCEPT FOR...

The New York Yankees.

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Gaykees kek Gaykees!

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GEE. I WOOOONDER WHY /obvious sarcasm

Reddit is has much better baseball discussion. This general is riddled with aids now.

That's extremely homophobic of you.

so stay there

Everything went right for them. I'd say a top 15team of all time

Sad that we only have around 3 posters here that know baseball. Two of them are trips. What a pathetic bunch you lot are.

Anyone have an official top ten all time teams list?

Who are the trips you're referring to? Wincinatti is one

>btfo Sox every time

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I'll see you tomorrow

BAJP

The only team with more than 51 wins this season are the ____ ____ Dodgers

This is great

World Series Ring

The Los Angeles Dodgers's last game of the season will be _____ the World Series

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two weeks before the start of

San Francisco

this shows how low IQ these baseball 'fans' are. fucking idiots

I'm so glad that the Nationals released Trevor Rosenthal. Now I don't have to break in to his house in the middle of the night and murder him in his sleep.

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If you like the same lame jokes being repeated every few hours or so then don't bother. Go to Twitter or Fangraphs.

Enjoy your ban.

1057thefan.radio.com/blogs/orioles-close-signing-top-draft-picks-what-we-know

not going to be banned, I forgot I had an image posted for another thread. holla

Adley "Next coming of Posey" Rutschman

A Posey reference for pride month. I like the way you think.

Laugh all you want he has 3 more rings than whoever the fuck your favorite player or players are.

Oh you mean that fluke dynasty that's basically ash now? Lmao faggot you got nothing.

1. Red Sox
2. Yankees
3. Cardinals
4. Giants
5. Dodgers
6. Astros
7. Cubs
8. Angels
9. Phillies
10. Braves

Pic related for calculations

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>why are they fighting?
>they're all bigger than me
>I'd rather be at home watching tv
>I'm gonna get plunked tomorrow, I just know it
>everyone hates me because I ruined baseball
>my feet hurt
>do you think they'll notice I'm not helping?
>I wish I was a dodger

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>barves
Nigga, wtf are you smoking?

Found BAJP
Posey Rings:
3
Perzinisky rings:
>

2000 is part of the 20th century, you have to recalculate

They managed to rack up enough points through postseason appearances and losses in the division series alone. It's not perfect, and it could have gone to a team that won a WS and made a playoff appearance but 2 points seemed fair enough for a division series appearance

Busted Pussy can't fight if his life depended on it. Much like the entirety of San Fuckcisco Vagiant fans like you.

Enjoy the cellars for a whole decade. You'll need it to be a test to your own "loyalty" they have in the Gay Area

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>defending the """"man"""" that ruined baseball

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I included 2000, what team did I miss for that year?

2000 isn't part of the new century. There was no year 0 you uncivilized faggot.

Posey is a sissy

>Buster Pissy

New