Can Cristiano do this?

It was too sunny here, messhit had no excuse lmao

>too sunny
lmao needed that laugh thanks

Oh stop embarrassing yourself making bullshit excuses

top kek

yes

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>sun in his back

>that curve
messishit will never be able to pull it off

It was a derbi, of course. He was nervous.

Ultimate howler

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why's he so shit? at least Messi's excuse is the ball bounced right before contact. Ronaldo just plays like a 2nd division player when not in tap in range.

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>the ball bounced
You mean something that every player has to account for?
Lose weight you fat fuck.

Based messi defence force

based ronaldo defense force

Chadnaldo doenst need a defence force

you're right, he only needs 1 guy with proxies

youtube.com/watch?v=ey0torlOaio

It’s all so tiresome... call me back when Messi does this with his right foot

Based

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lmao

Chadssi doesnt need a defence force

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youtube.com/watch?v=H6jsandTw5w

lmao same opponent, weak foot

we all can.

Wtf was he trying to do lmao

trying to send a message to allegri about khedira's bad form

lmao rapenaldo is finished

too much marketing now he can have 1 or 2 good games a year and be paid 100 million

So this is the so called GOAT...yikes..

Yeah, all attempts in this thread are first touch shots, try again sweetie

shut up, japan's ship

MUTT

O TWAIN

imagine attacking messi on this when ronaldo is a first class misser, penaldofags have no self awareness

kek

KEK

K E K

you should make a compilation of horrible plays by ballon d'or winners

twitter.com/_Moroncito_/status/941049984975364097

i love how he just laughs after he absolutely punts his mate in the face and walks to him slowly

bet none of you faggots watch serie A. I watched like 15 match days before quitting, juve games are horrendous and cristiano is shit. I havent been impressed by that guy since 2017, and that was only for a month, before then it was 2013.

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this

LMAO
He should just retire
This is getting embarrasing

Can someone post the webm of the world's greatest free kick specialist hitting the world's smallest wall in the form of Philip Lahm, and the the last WOrld Cup?

>brazil eating cristiano's ass

shocked

Yes.

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OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kek

the truth nobody wants to admit

VAMOS ARGENTINA ESTOY BORRACHO CARAJOOOO

the 3d kills me

Can Cristiano do this?

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>the ball clearly hit a bump on the ground just before his foot

op never played football and i'm embarased

Liking the argie cock? Does it tast like banana?

Can Messoy do this?

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imagine rating this midget over based TSU

She was great! Shame about her injury!

i don't give a fuck from what country anyone is from you tribalist primitive pleb

>Wtf was he trying to do lmao
Noticed it was a handball first. Sassoulo's player raised their hands and the referee blown a whistle for handball. So he tried to kick the ball out of play, but punted on Khedira's face

He does because otherwise Twain wouldn't have a "Job"

*In the Juve locker room before the match*

Ronaldo: "So Sami, who is the most handsome man in the world. Should be easy question, no?"

Khedira: "Oh yes, Christiano, I'm big fan of big American, 'The Rock'. Very big muscles, handsome man. He's head and shoulders above everyone."

Ronaldo looks away from Khedira, disgusted, but he smirks ever so slightly: "Yes, Sami, HEAD and shoulders above ANYONE." Khedira, confused, brushes off the comment, while Ronaldo's smrik turns into a haunting chuckle.

Ronaldo, to himself: "I'll show him......I'll show them all--" He's interrupted by Twinkiollini, his personal masseuse.

Twinkiollini: Ayy Christiano! You seem so tense! C'mon mi Amore let me make you happy before the match starts"

Ronaldo and Twinkiollini walk off, but not before Ronaldo gives an a deathly stare to Khedira who continues to dress for the match.

>thread proving both messi and ronaldo are shit
>people still arguing over which is better
lol

based autist

Based

excuses

>here's your balloon door winners bro

The absolute state of Brazil’s football fields. I’ve seen cow pastures with a smoother field.

Пepвый кaнaл? what year is it

How can anyone hate this man?
kek

what ever classico was played on dec 23

thanks intel

>comparing a sidefooted finish after taking a first touch to a first-time banger from a hard cutback
lmao love how every snarky post where an amerilard thinks he exposed TSU actually exposes himself for knowing fuck all about footy

Someone put benny hill music or looney tunes sounds on this.

>it's a ball
>balls are made for bouncing in the sport of football
NOOOOOO IT DOESN'T COUNT, THE BALL BOUNCED

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based. fuck Khedira

kek

bouncy ball=shit pass

Seriously imagine thinking either of those two weak minded faggots is the best ever

Shit pitch in that case

>Cristiano "Floor the Moor" Ronaldo

kek

Cristiano "kebab removal machine" Ronaldo

ITS NOT MESSIS FAULT!!! I-ITS HIS T-T-TEAMMATES!

Cristiano "Stab the Kebab" Ronaldo

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The steroids are wearing of off. I mean the """""growth""""" hormones

>the ball bounced
Most footballers learn to carry their weight over the ball-strike to account for this, instead of leaning back and prodding your foot at it.

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firstly: how autistic are you?
secondly: why does khedira talk like a russian?
this whole post is an utter embarassment

2018

>Pjanic has to defer all free kicks to Cristiano

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was it that head bang that gave him autism?

heem sleepy

>thread proving both messi and ronaldo are shit
>people still arguing over which is better
lol

BASED

ronaldo twinkie spotted

the pitch is also supposed to be flat you fucking pleb

>tap-ins are easy anyone could do it

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She rocks, hope she recovers! MARTA WAS RIGHT! INSPIRING, SPOKE THE TRUTH! HOPE SHE KEEPS PLAYING, KEEPS WINNING! CHRISTIANIE TOO FOR BRAZIL WOMEN

>btfo by the sun
>btfo by a moth
Why is Penaldo such a fraud?

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why no replies? LMAO

>le 44% poster

there's literally nothing wrong with raping women tho

LMAOOOO those amazing passes to end it like that.

incredible

how did Yea Forums go from king this garbage? there's nothing remotely funny in this story, it's teh sort of thing redditards would upvote in between their fits of rage at Trump. fucking embarrassment

Ronaldo is the best player eveer, so much better than Pissi.

It's not that tsuu sucks. It's that the wall guy is hyper-elite.

was on the penalty's spot, he sucks at penalties