/bundes/

watching some iran documentary on phoenix
quite interesting desu

>tfw no rain

>tfw no rain

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are you okay?

no. send halp!

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Based Nübel

but seriously. can't wait for the next heatwave.

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oh my

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>Arbeitslosenzahlen im Live-Ticker
really made me think

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Impressive....

how many black red and yellow flags are there worldwide?
i can think of 5 off the top of my head

I only know two. stop flexing your knowledge nerd

time for schlafi

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not me

Germoney
Belgium
Angola
Uganda
Papua New Guinea (also has hwite)

ur flag isnt yellow its gold

sorry, had to post it

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Based and Cutepilled

jz noch n Affenbrot braten

good night

nachti

>Hoeneß genervt, „dass man sich nur über Käufe definiert“ – Sané favorisiert ManCity
OCH NÖ NÖ NÖ NÖ NÖ

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no wonder Dortmund signed Brandt and Hazard so early, Bayern would have bought them by now if they hadn't.

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no shit, he doesn't give a crap about germany.

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Don't worry customers, Carrasco is on his way to München.

English is the much easier language and you can't really call German your mother tongue when you're a half-caste from Essen. I would say it's plausible.

>chinaböller instead of granate

Don't forget Draxler

Tbh, I love Sane. Just for the fact that he dabs on Joachims by playing for the NT even though he doesn't give a fuck.

some minimum wage cunt has fucked up my entire roll of trash bags. on every fucking bag 3 of the stripes that are supposed to form two handles are connected together and one is left alone. highly infuriating and this fucking roll will last for months.

Carrasco? More like Karacho!

Should have signed Nerman and de Bruyne when they had the chance instead of Fatze. Now it's too late, they're already irrelevant and can't outpay their european competition. Bayern wont win another CL for at least 5 years and that's assuming they replace their dumbfuck leadership as soon as possible.

Buyern will buy Dumbele (the lazy one) for 100m in a desperation move.
t. knower

comunicado oficial: oge bin hier jz

sorry but you'll have to dump that snake oil merchant somewhere else, he's already been exposed here. try Serie A.

You know it’s coming Hans

maybe schalke will buy him back, but not for more than 12m

So, according to Kicker theres not a single world-class player playing in the Bundesliga, do you agree?

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I guess

depends on the definition of world-class really. There is no generation defining player like Messi but multiple people who would be good players in any league in the world.

Wait, I think I would put Reus in the WC category.

>Rashica higher than Poulsen

well max mayer left already so there goes our world class prospect

what does blickfeld mean

Field of View and in this instance people that are still in consideration but didn't make the list

>Kevin volland

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He’s pretty good on his day.

are they genuinely rating Rebić

opinion discarded completely

and again: the kicker ranking is only a "grade" for the last six months.
Doesn't mean Lewandowski isn't potential world class but just haven't fully played to his potential this year

>Le never scores when it matters lad
>ever world class

Reus, Lewandowski are definitely world class. but kicker also has Reus in "weiterer Kreis" so who can even take those retards seriously anymore.

if only the Rückrunde matters then Hummels, Kimmich, Havertz, Brandt must all be world class.

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if as says it's only a grade for the last 6 months then it makes sense that Reus got shafted tho

then he should have been world class after the Hinrunde and I know that he wasn't even without checking. kicker is a joke.

Silly /bundes/, you cannot be world class unless you tick at least two of the following boxes:
black, french, english, belgian, pacey + dribbles a lot

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imagine a dribbling pacenigger

>Durm „will zurück in die Bundesliga“ – Gespräche mit Schalke-Trainer Wagner
Schalke-Trainer Wagner I almost forgot about this, kek

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will be world class the second he moves to the PL

>Biggest transfer window in club history they said.

Now trying hard to sign the world class Carrasco, who plying his trade in chink land.

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worked for Dortmund and Witsel

based girl wrist genetics, can relate

because Witsel was good when he moved to China

>if only you knew the granate we have lined up
based Uli

What is he holding?

>Hansi as Cotrainer
one more reason to hate Buyern

weights

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His senile mind 100% thought that all they had to do was offer some müller-tier wages and the best players on the planet would flock to his club. And now he's confused and doesn't know what to do and Dortmund already sucked in the best of the bundes.
It's almost sad.

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If they were to do a poll for a most hated person (excluding political figures) in Germany, What place do you reckon he'd achieve?

somewhere around Cathy Hummels and the Seitenbacher guy

>Bayern hopelessly stuck in 2009
>Dortmund haunted by shit transfers of the past and a beta coach
>RBL transfer policy revolves around Ngubus and leeching off Salzburg
state of this league desu

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>cant even score against Cuba

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>the Seitenbacher guy
100% Kult

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He reminds me of my uncle thinking he's funny and i like the taste of their things which makes him alright in my book.

>the taste of their things
häh?

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>Zwei „Eurofighter“ der Bundeswehr nach Kollision abgestürzt
OH SHI-

cereal, candy and the other food they produce is ok tasting

time to invade Poland

I thought you were still talking about your uncle

funny story: my class was about to visit Büchel but the morning we went there a jet crashed and they closed it off

two out of four down KEK

See this is what happens when you have working equipment... only trouble. Back to the training on broom sticks.

Now I see why y'all were trying to hardsell these to us

WHO IS BAYERN SIGNING FOR FUCKS SAKE REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>called eurofighter
>never seen a fight but kills your own men anyway
pottering

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that guy from stuttgart

soon brother, soon

Kabak? he's going to AC Milan.

All 13 movie goers will be THRILLED

>can't even attract some no name shitter
lul

t. butthurt bazi

going shopping now

"Ich muss zugeben, es geht auf meine Nerven, dass man sich nur über Transfers definiert. Wir haben erst zwei Titel gewonnen und wir sollten alle erstmal feiern. Ich kann versprechen, dass am 15. August ein gutes Team auf dem Platz steht."

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he scored in the cup final

buyern can play with däbritz as a winger and they'd still win the league

Making fun of buyern is nice and all, but let's not forget the no matter how shit you run your club there will always be HIV

>Den abwanderungswilligen Brasilianer [Douglas Santos] wollen die Hamburger unbedingt für eine zweistellige Millionenablöse ziehen lassen – bisher sind aber keine Angebote den 25-Jährigen eingegangen.
>Kurios stellt sich derweil der Versuch dar, einen neuen Arbeitgeber für Santos aufzutreiben. Wie das „Hamburger Abendblatt“ schreibt, wurde bzw. wird der Linksverteidiger von zahlreichen Beratern auf dem Markt angeboten. „Mich hat überrascht, wie viele WhatsApp-Nachrichten man bekommt und dass einem derselbe Spieler von sieben verschiedenen Beratern angeboten wird. Da musste ich schon mal schmunzeln“, sagte zuletzt Leverkusens Sportdirektor Simon Rolfes im „Kölner Stadt-Anzeiger“. Bayer gilt bis zur Verpflichtung von Daley Sinkgraven (23) als ernsthafter Kandidat.
>Hauptverantwortlich für Santos sei der Brasilianer Roberto Dantas (Traffic Sports), der von seinem Cousin Rafael Félix unterstützt werde. Beide werden flankiert von Wolfgang Meier von der Agentur AllemanhaBrasil, die wiederum die Hilfe von Sebastian Schröder in Anspruch nehme. Vor rund einem Jahr, als Santos bereits den HSV verlassen wollte, nahm man die Expertise von SportsTotal und Volker Struth in Anspruch. Für das anstehende Sommer-Transferfenster seien nun Marcus Haase von der Macospo GmbH unterstützend am Werk. Bisher verliefen aber jegliche Versuche ohne Erfolg. Bei Transfermarkt ist TFM Agency als Berateragentur eingetragen, die sich um die Belange von Santos kümmert.

>Nearly broke
>try to buy players left and right because you have one of THE BEST LBs of the past 10 years that many clubs want to buy for at least 12mil€
>other clubs tell you to fuck off
>still keep buying players

hey guys, when will uli reveal all the granaten he already bought? i am so excited, he talked a big game so i am sure he will deliver.

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no they can't, because däbritz already told buyern to fuck off

>Salihamidzic in charge of transfer negotiations
kek absolutely noone

very small weights, fat baby man

>buy some candian literal who
>he flops
>lets try again with some player from New Zealand
absolute state of Bayern

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Granaten incoming!

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Looks like a fucking pajeet.

because he is one

It's almost sad to see. They completely lost the plot. In 2-3 years they will be back to struggling getting out of the CL group stage

> Sapreet Singh

They are in for the Indian market, boys!

that’s it?
come on guys, stop pulling my leg here.
what’s with that sane guy?

see >heres your new winger, bro

sorry, they also signed someone who hasn't played football for a year for 80m

jesus...

Stay seething. >Our second golden era begins now and there's nothing you can do about it.

NUR
U
R

it’s not even funny anymore.
i was and am an avid hater of hamburger sportverein, their arrogance and everything is just utterly disgusting.
but nowadays it’s just sad, i actually can’t help but feel sorry for those fags.

>*gets relegated to notevenbundes*

Kobel to Stuttgart on loan confirmed, he signed a new contract with Hoffenheim beforehand

däbritz went to psg

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Aand the racists have already started to come out from their caves! Nice!

So this is the kind of stuff Hoeneß already had and the press didn't know about it yet

just you wait!

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WHO IS THE CUNT ON THE LEFT?

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Schuttgart - official resterampe of the bundes.

now preparing the food

just had to eat half a strawberrycake because the heat made it turn bad too fast

buy a Coolcloset

>cold cake
i am not a dog

>warm strawberrycake
you sound like one

who eats their strawberries cold? They have to be warmly sunkissed.

t. a fungus

also cold Rührteig is supper yucky

>look up "strawberrycake sound"
>it's mostly some ASMR bullshit

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your existence disgusts me, please cease being

>eating cakes
See this picture

wtf bavarian bros?!

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Yeah I think the 19/20 Meisterschaft is ours

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@Akanji's Wedding

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gay

>loafers

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>is called Buyern
>doenst buy anyone
what did they mean by this?

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>"I like warm fruitcakes"
>t. bundes
gay af

YESSSSS JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAA HO SPAIN VAMOS

what's their Mia score? yeah, thought so!

okay back from wörk jz

Hahaha how funny.

That's some final destination shit. Rip anan.

>grouping dribbles and assists
>total rather than per 90
Based retards

I agree
Havertz will be wc at the end of season btw

>literally trying to force the establishment of the /mumbes/meme
kek@thiskuckklub

>G-Gnabry would be there for sure if he played 4000 minutes!

däbritz fucked off the first chance she had

> [...] avoid the hype.
really REALLY made me think

all the top clubs across europe are lining up bids for him la

it's been a really boring windown so far for /bundes/
literally 0 surprises or teams cucking each others for players

I guess I know who's gonna marry her.

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the hummels move was p fun

Understandable. It's the mighty Pajeet Singh after all.

Isn't there usually a woman at a wedding?

halt die Fresse tom

it was fun because BVB is the most cucked team on the planet

pls don't shit on the Säbener Straße

based

>Berlin

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Bought a Becks first time in 5 years. Already regretting it.

>Zwei „Eurofighter“ der /bundes/ nach Kollision abgestürzt
>Deutscher Pilot wundert sich
>Österreichischer Pilot tot
old news

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Retard didn't even scan his surroundings once. Never should have been a pen.

im here now

hello, whats your oppinion on the Eurofighter incident?

Schalke got lucky

nice

the weak should feel the strong

Ugliest twitter skin I have ever seen

>Retard didn't even scan his surroundings once. Should have been a red.
Ftfy

should I spontaneously go for an evening swim?
bundes decides

hell no
too dangerous

if it cheers you up

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Schwimmbad or lake?

lake. could also provide fresh duck oc

it would I think

but its not

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>lake. could also provide fresh duck oc
do it

ok omw

based and quackpilled

simmeringer wieder strunzbesoffen an fkk strand eingepennt heh

>mfw when Anzugpflicht

>mfw I get "Hitzefrei" at the Berufsschule the whole week

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*for the whole week

>Hitzefrei
>missing hours
>will not be made up for
>slightly worse grades
>competing for job
>no job
>neet
>depressed
>go to lake
>quack
>fin

Based Ossi Toni

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no Berufsschule means work instead.

How is that surprising. We did laterally nothing in the last week of BS except watching movies and going to the local ice parlor with our teachers.

was lernst du so

Steuerfach. Allerdings schon 2 Jahre fertig.
Bald Bilanzbuchhalter Kurse

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sounds extremely tiresome

almost fell asleep just reading this

Eh im a boring person anyway. Could have gone for Jura as well i suppose.

I would probaly still be an Einserschüler if I wouldn't show up all week.

it doesn't for me ;)

Don't bully taxbro! Btw. I bought the Bornhofen books (I have yet to read them though :D).

I started to realize how useless this beginner knowledge is though if you are looking at borderline cases.
Pray yours aren't.

I remember when he triggered the hues with his 1-7 post

>Toni still triggering Bazi mongs
BASED

Am aware of that. Too bad Guido never turned his Bierdeckel plan into reality.

Do we root for Sweden or Canada now?

PARTYBUS
youtube.com/watch?v=G2e2tGsjqJ4

Wundes or Undes?

I really like ard's fem commentator
Europe first

the U21 mätch is on sport 1 btw

tv.sport1.de/sport1/
tv.sport1.de/sport1/
tv.sport1.de/sport1/ .

sportschau too

yes yes

ok Im back

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very quiet and peaceful

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BIG GUY

Not enough female quackers :(

I saw that one female in the front getting it from 4 males at the same time, or at least they were trying to. Also she never shuts tfu, always going quack

t. entcel

BLOOTER

queck

queck

quock

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s u p r e m e

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>zoomer

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>supreme white.quack

yeah its absolute cancer

who can stop >us next season?

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>croat defending

I hope he fields that once just for the memes

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that's unironically a pretty good team desu

kek

brave danish white man poulsen

>It's that token Junge Union gril with the funny hat at a political talkshow
screw you phoenix

>ingerlund

still a banger
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=7ewWvyzK3pk

some great german granaten like Bellarabi or Younes

pls let this happen

so if sweden advances its basically cakewalk till the final, yes?

It's the future. Get in the Altenheim, boomer

WHAT A BLOOTA M8

You tell me

SCHALKE'S BRAVE JONJOE KENNY

>sell niggers
>buy young english lads
it's our year bruv

What team?

BREKALO

yes

Can’t get kald det kærlighed out of my head now, been stuck in there since you asked about it

i can stick something else in your head, if you know what i mean