/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Mitä? Edition

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>WDC Standings
L. Hamilton 187
V. Bottas 151
S. Vettel 111
M. Verstappen 100
C. Leclerc 87

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 338
Ferrari 198
Red Bull 137
McLaren 40
Renault 32

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
164 (166 entries)

>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position:
89

>Hund status:
Lewis vasn't able to get the schneller lap, zis shows our automobil is ze slovest on the field

>News:
Ricci double +5s penal, puts him in 11th
Hammo: "Not drivers fault if race sucks"
Bottas thinks Hammo can be beaten
Vettee: "We failed our objective here"

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First for plan F

Reminder not to get annoyed at quick drivers who crash a lot like Maldonado or Stroll, they are just pushing the limits

nth for anime

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>destroys shitardo

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how many points overall do they have now?

dont you know? anime is gay

reminder that Lando is literally a redditor who shitposts on the formula1 subreddit

shit race and shit rules

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Even rain can't save a race because Lewis is decent in the rain.

F1 can't be saved, just let it all burn down and restart it all.

ty lad

I think the F1 youtube channel is deleting comments on its race highlights video. The top comment used to be something about the race being boring, now it's something about racing point being a forgettable name.

How will /f1/ react when Lulu beats Schumis 7 WDC in 3 years?

Ja for sure ze next week's Grosser Preis in Austria will be very difficult for uns. Zere are a lot of straights and basically no Kurven, diese Rennbahn layout suits ze rotes car the most. Alles know the fact that das Motor in ze rotes car is the absolute best. Wir will try and arbeit very hard to keep up the pace

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FUCK THE FIA

It's the very next comment with a little less likes

The call will be made so that won't come to pass

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>reading comments
>not disabling everything with DF tube

>you have to go back
idc

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4channel will be ded by then

First for "come watch japanese drifting/touge instead". You can't even say I am wrong because even the commentators, drivers and managers are saying the same.

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Just finished watching the race highlights on Sky (missed the live race today)

Why was Bottas so slow in the final few laps especially?

Again,a shitkonnen fluke result. The absolute state of F1.

It makes me laugh that they keep spouting that shit.
Never mind that Vettel on newly placed softs can only beat Hamilton's time on 29 lap old hards by 2/100 of a second. Bravo.

>Just finished watching the race highlights
all 3 minutes of them?

as for the question, dead tyres and not giving a fuck I guess

notebook is up
skysports.com/watch/video/sports/f1/11747619/french-gp-the-notebook
dailymotion.com/video/x7bqx9t

Team order to make Hamilton look even cooler by giving him a huge interval, and we all know intervals are directly proportional to dicksize.

>skysports.com/watch/video/sports/f1/11747619/french-gp-the-notebook
>notebook
>"Ted Kravitz looks back on an eventful weekend at the Circuit Paul Ricard."

I assume he is talking about a post-it note?

>36C tomorrow

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>18C tomorrow

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>note to self: shit was wack yo

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>tfw super hot week coming up but I'm picking up my new company car tomorrow
at least I can go for a drive to cool down

>Merc tries to orchestrate the most dominant win for Hammo
>Pole
>Win
>Huge gap from team mate P2
>Always in front
>A German with no will to live anymore steals your FL by a matter of milliseconds on the last lap so you can't replicate

At least, a small spark of happyness

FUCK THIS SEMEN SLURPING SPORT

FUCK MWL
FUCK FERRARI
FUCK RICCY. FUCKING AUSSIE KIKE
FUCK YURPS
FUCK NIGGERS
AND FUCK JANNIES

heard them playing this on the PA before the start. highlight of the afternoon

youtube.com/watch?v=jNm_wrWquPs

oh my shweet sommerkind

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For past 8 days it has been a cycle of 30C and hailstorms, shit's inhumane

How did you not include mercedes or hamilton in that, amazing, trust a burger to even fuck up insulting F1.

>tfw het hier ook zo warm wordt

He said "fuck niggers", that includes Hamilton

>fuck mwl
>fuck niggers
based retard

>25C tomorrow

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I hope it goes out with a bang at least
haven't had a proper thunderstorm yet this year

>32 °C

Fair I'd say, hope for some wind

>28C
this month's lowest

fucking based. miss sinking piss by the beach on a hot afternoon.

>Autism intensifying

>two different socks

all the sakis are gay

How did Carrie do in 24h?

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did red bull call kvyat yet?

Yeah that's the thing isn't it. Heat is fine as long as the humidity is low and it's windy outside

ted hounding toto about airplanes and shit, lol

I think their car exploded after just a few laps lmao

Car did 4 laps before major refits were needed. Think spent 14-16 hours in the pits overall

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is the race wort watching or should I watch the highlights?
>tfw +40C all the the week
git on my lvl nando

>is the race wort watching
no
>should I watch the highlights?
just watch the last lap replay of ric/rai/hul/nor

>Didn't pretend to drill the butt
Wasted chance

kimi in points :)

But they repaired it and they got out and ran well.

Baptism by fire.

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At least it seems they had fun and that's nice

not gonna lie, that's pretty impressive

Why weren't they prepared from the start?

FOM BETTER FUCKING STOP THE SHITTY "F1 GAME" BLACK CGI GRAPHIC BOARDS ALL OVER CANADA AND FRANCE TOO, CANCER ONLY JUST NOTICED IT, STOP ITPL

the fuck you talking about?

They have CGI advertising boards around the circuit now, they are black, they clip people it's really distracting.

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ouchie

They did a good job

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>Some of you ragazzi are alright.

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that's not new at all
we had them since 3 or 4 years ago
sometimes it even says shit like "push now lewis" or "go seb"
I agree it's ridiculous though

They did make one major fuck up when in the heat of the moment one of them tried to clean the windscreen with brake cleaner but luckily someone ran over and grabbed the bottle out of her hand.

At least the girls had some proper security on hand

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No not those, these don't have video they are just solid boards advertising the f1 online game.

did they livestream the whole time?

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Hang on....is it the same guy?

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then I must have not seen the ones you're talking about
granted I spent most of the race looking at the computer screen and not at the race, for it was boring as fuck

They had periodic livestreams on their instagram.

Did he steal someone?

They are CONSTANTLY on too, there was a steward on track in canada or someone getting out of the car where vettel did his over the grass manouver and the black board cut off half his body

that's cool, the sponsors are probably happy

>spend 14 hours in pit after 4 laps
>pretty impressive
nani the fuck
That is "Grosjean forgets he has brakes and heads straight of the track out of turn 1 to go play in the gravel" tiers of shit.

He big
He tall
He protect the small


youtube.com/watch?v=H91bEGJYBU4

I'm gonna try and catch one in austria, then

were they classified after that long in the garage?

it took 14 hours to change an engine? isn't that quite a long time?
I mean I know F1 teams are the best of the best but they have very complex engines and it takes them about 3 hours to change it

they put it in upside down the first time

Please tell me this is Bong banter and not something they really did.

No. You have to do at least 50% of the winners laps to be classified.

They are a relatively small team as it is all female. They didn't have head torches and were having to use their phones as lights.
I think another came and gave them some as they did eventually have some by the end.

disassembling a live race car and swapping out the engine and gearbox in that time is impressive, you dunce

the way you purposefully and maliciously misinterpret my post makes me think you must be a woman. fuck off jenny.

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i fucked your daddy fritz
that was some good loving

hmmm just doin a joke

She also got a bretty bad burn on her arm.

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Are you thick Hans? The fact that you need to disassemble the car 4 laps into race is the problem here, taking 14 hours to do so in a 24 hour race is merely the cherry on the shit.

The way you are going out of your way to defend a team who failed to even classify in a 24 race makes me think you are a whiteknight. Fuck off Gunther.

is than an M2?

Nice, if only the car got away a bit faster it would have been perfect

The water cooler failed and the engine blew up.

What exactly are you saying they should have done?

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shouldn't they have checked it before the race?

Burger sport site dropping some truth

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It didn't broke before the race tho

how could you cheat on your daddy like that

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is this how you think it works

so im just getting into F1
why is that black guy always winning? is he actually good? or is it favorable treatment

t. never had a car failure while driving

>implying i check everything before every journey

Is that an all female team? Like mechanics and everything?

>awkwardly circling Toto as he mumbles into a mic and slouches

absolute legend Ted

he is unironically good and the only person who could make him choke in the last few years retired

Yes.
All the males in the team gear work on the other cars.

The best racer is black

yes, that's usually why car failures happen

His car is stupid good, his team mate is a second tier driver.

>14 hours
>to replace engine/gearbox
>impressive
You clearly don't follow endurance races a lot, that is an atrocious time. I have seen teams replace engines in

interesting, at least they gave it everything

Who retired that challenged him?

NIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOO

Nico rosberg, known here as bossberg (or 2ndberg by some)

Rosberg, I miss him he was never all that fast, but far better than Bottas, and very agressive, never let that nigger fly away without a little damage.

except my journeys are not races or important, whereas theirs are.

Reminder
>Vettel sees Hamilton come out of the pits 2 seconds in front of him
>Locks up Turn 1
Poor bloke is absolutely mindbroken by Hamilton after last year.
Yeah, Botass will never do shit like this
youtube.com/watch?v=ixmGVL4dedI

Not have it blow up?
Not spend 14 hours over an engine replacement?

max would beat him if he had a merc

>Toto allowing anyone to ever challenger Hamilton when they have Barrichello 2.0 as a team mate.

>Comparing fucking Ullrich run Audi to a team of 4-5 women working on a hatchback mostly using hand tools

Yeah nah m8.

>have a team of people whose job it is to check everything on the car is race ready
>car blows up
Hmmm damn misogynists are the problem I think

the point is that failures happen even if you double check it before
of course they checked it, but it happened after the car was on track
if checking it prevented all kinds of errors, then no race car would ever fail during a race

pretty comfy season so far fellow mercbros...

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And really, I mean REALLY got under Lewlew's skin.

Yes, but being a small team things get overlooked, corners are cut, they "make do". The result of that is that you run the risk of blowing up your car and don't have the capacity to repair in time to classify.

It is why you are less likely to see this happen to top tier teams. It still happens to them, just less often, and when it happens they have more experience, manpower and money to deal with it.

If max had an equal car I reckon he'd win

WAGlad what exactly happened that one car that ended up nearly in the crowd on it's roof?

Max would trash lewis because he isn't a mental babby + he along lecute has the most developed talent and feel for the car. He'd outpace him every race. The only part of race weekend where he could lose would be the qualis

>the dramatisation of ericssons p11 in singapore on the netflix doc

kek

damn how do cars in male-only cars blow up them
is it the low test guys among them

???

youtube.com/watch?v=U4FMxI2BWgM

eat shit son, 14 hours is bad.

Wasn't as bad as it looked. Driver got out of the car and walked to the ambulance, was only bruised and cut.

I believe you quoted the wrong person

I want to protect that smile... ;_;

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i believe so too

Noice

Max doesn't need to be faster to win, Rosberg had Hamilton nervous as fuck, imagine mad Amx telling team orders to fuck off and attacking Ham hard touching in the curves, not letting him pass or box first and shit.

Dude would be seething every race.

Williams will next season

am struggling to do the same mate :(

This is the sensible answer 2bh. But memes are fun

Don't worry he has a great future in WEC alongside the other F1 pensioners.

>Tom Coronel's fucking touring car team

That is still not comparable to the work they had to do as it wasn't a pure engine swap as has been said.
Just accept it m8, you're a sexist cunt who for some reason has it out for women in motorsport.

Have sex.

Ferrari should pair leclerc with verstappen and just let shit happen

Sorry, I meant to say that it is because they probably put diesel fuel in the water cooling system and being women nobody owned up to it so they all pretended it was fine so none of them would have to deal with a confrontation so they let the car start with diesel fuel in the coolant loop after which the car obviously blew up. They then spent 14 hours having girly girl fun fixing the car for no real reason since if you are take more than 12 hours to fix it you aren't even classifying, and after 1 hour you are 99% sure to classify last.

dude it wasn't a straight engine swap, they tried figuring out where the issue was and tried fixing it before deciding to swap everything out.

What is dismounted the car? Why were they riding it? Damn women don't know your supposed to be in the car to drive it!!!

Quite the opposite, you and the other kraut are the ones patronizingly applauding an "eh" performance at best. Quit the whiteknighting on the internet, nobody cares.
By all means applaud their effort and spirit, but claiming it was an excellent performance when purely looking at the times is just insulting to them.

So instead of just swapping the engine and be done with it, they wasted hours trying to find was wrong just to swap everything after all.

Women suck at motorsport and that is a fact, maybe they can improve, big maybe, but now? they suck.

>CallMontage.jpg
I wonder who they called

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M. Schumacher, the real one, he didn't say much, but they all understood.

At this point you might as well just say
"their car blew up and it took them ages to fix because they are just a bunch of amateurs and the only reason anybody even remotely cares about any of this is because it one of the few all female crews"

I know, it is ugly, it sounds misogynistic, but everyone here is thinking it.

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Even though they had the engine on hand to swap replacing it is a large cost. I don't k ow much about the team but I doubt they have the budget to go through an engine or two every race. Larger teams just replace it because the cost is less than the time to swap it out

Bravo, you are in a 24 hour race, time pressure is on. Why, pray tell, would you waste hours on diagnostics? If you can't figure out what is wrong ASAP and get it fixed then you don't delay the inevitable engine swap with a "b-but maybe we can find the ez pz lemon sqz fix!"

That would be the best duo in a long time in F1, too bad Ferrari's spaghetti engineering prevents their car to be more competitive against mercedes

Lots of incels tonight

money. they're not winning anyway.

If completing the whole race with a single set of tires was possible, would you rather still force pitstops or let them race?

Sure small budget try to fix it, but you know after a an hour of not being able to fix it you have to say fuck it and change the engine.

They wasted 14 hours, if you're not there to win just go home.

So instead they wait, then replace it anyway, then fail to even classify. So they now paid the cost AND the time price and got nothing in return, BRAVO NOLAN

There are great female motorsporters out there, these aren't them.

The number 1. rule of /f1/: There is no F1-related person who hasn't gotten photographed while having a phone conversation.

Imagine being in a wheelchair, vegetable only sound which you know is this you're still alive, crying
That's Schumi for you
youtube.com/watch?v=RqaJKTRs-Kg

I know at least in coma when you hear familiar voices you can see good dreams

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A F1 team can replace gearbox and engine between practice sessions with their army of engineers and unlimited funds, why cant these useless women do it!!!

What rule can be changed to end the Mercedes domination?

do we really know if he's full tomato?
what I mean is, is it just speculation because the family doesn't talk about it, or am I too optimistic to think that he's at least "okay" and they're just hiding it because they know the media will overreact with "SHUMACHER IS BACK"

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Tires are so predictable these days they perfectly strategise the stops anyway. Might as well remove them completely at this point.

Reintroduce them when things start getting dynamic again. At the moment drivers rarely have to choose anything, they can drive flatout untill the tires start to wearout, at which point they all go in for their mandatory pit after which they can more or less less flatout untill the end.

Every team runs the same strat, no point in the good old "2 stop strat but push the car extra hard" these days because you can push the car "extra hard" nowadays and still get away with a 1 pit strat.

Racial rules

Get another tyre making company who won't spec their tyres for Mercedes
Simpler aero design, with wheelbase length restrictions
Refueling
If that fails screw it, new engine changes altogether followed by aero regulations

Maybe he fully recovered and doesn't like the publicity and just wanted to retire
Wouldn't be surprised if thats the case

Ah but the team of brave women instead of just retiring because they have little money, instead waste a ton of time and end up spending the money anyway.

GIRL POWER.

Yeah, that's roughly why I was asking. I mean at this point it's not adding a strategical depth. Although it puts smiles on faces when Ferrari gets it terribly wrong, but that's just their style and it shows how the optimum strategy is always the same for all teams.

yeah that's basically what I meant but you worded it in a better way

But ebin anime come back if he returned when Mick drives his first f1 gp

>Might as well remove them completely at this point.
THIS, F-ZERO TIME 2000 KM/H LEVITATING CARS.

>Simpler aero design,
How do you get simpler than this season? I mean the wings are as simple as it gets. I don't think small flaps are the source of significant disturbance.

Also why aren't they allowing more aggressive diffusers? They don't create that much dirty air.

Take part in race
Need to go home because you aren't winning anyway and replacing engines is expensive

I mean, motorsport being expensive is a given, things going wrong and parts needing replacing is a given. If your team needs to forfeit a race because it can't afford to not run complete diagnostics on an engine to make 100% sure it is indeed a total write off before replacing it, you really should be asking yourselves if you have what it takes.

This isn't a case of them having extremely bad luck and this happening over and over again with costs increasing and increasing and finally becoming unmanageable.

turn it into a spec series

fuck sensors, telemetry and 1000 cunts running scenarios back at base off.

But that would ruin things in a different way.

well, not necessarily
it would go from "team with most money to develop a car wins" to "team with most money to hire better drivers wins"

Or not even fully recovered but like Christopher Reeve tier

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you don‘t fully recover after a coma like that. hes a vegetable

>hamilton decides to retire
>finally, vettel's chance to shine
>gets completely overshadowed by anime styled surprise Schumi return
>Schumi cucks vettel race in race out
>Vetwho? Sebastiwho?

yeah that's why I said at least "okay"
as in not 100% but neither a tomato

I don't know if Mick will ever debut in F1, he's flopping hard on F2 in a generation full of old shitters.

A top driver wins that shit in his first year and mid to low drivers in the second year.

Toto calls Kimi to take Hamilton's place, suddenly /f1/ loves Mercedes.

There's been people with motorcycle accidents who have been ok

>Also why aren't they allowing more aggressive diffusers? They don't create that much dirty air.
Because god forbid anyone might get an easy way to increase corner speeds and even try to challenge merc.

Really makes you realize how unlikeable Hamilton is.
Kimi is a fucking sperging autist at times, but if he drove for merc I would be cheering for merc all the way.

If he makes it to top 5 next season. He will be picked by Alfa or Williams because muh great story. Sponsors love it
F1 hasn't been for skills for a long time

Is that was Norris was bopping his head to before the start? kek

I think it also comes to domination
if every race was a fucking 60 lap battle and hamilton won it every time, I feel like the amount of hate would be lower
problem is there's no battle, we already know who will win before even the friday practices

Implying money contacts and name aren't everything in F1.

Grossjean is living walking proof of that, the guy is 1 man wrecking ball, imagine if he required to have an insurance for this shit, imagine his premium, hell he'd have to suck ecclestones dick all day every day just to pay it.

Do even bongs like Hamilton? Other than sky

The repair took so long that it was no longer possible to classify the car under the rules
They didn't do well at all

True, not to mention Hamilton always acting like it WAS a really hard 60 lap long battle. Nevermind the fact that he was on pole start to finish and by the end has lapped the entire midfield.

>"we gave it our all and we only barely managed to scrape through, thank you so much for believing in me guys! I couldnt have done it without my amazing team though!"
bleh

Pit stops are bad for racing anyways. All they do is encourage the drivers and teams to hold station behind cars and try to get by them on strategy instead of on track. If you force teams to run the whole race on a single set of tires and with no refueling then any passes have to be done on track. Obviously it's not a perfect solution with how hard it is to pass, but at least the drivers would have to give it a good old fashioned try if they want to get past.

>get a load of them zoomers

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>the drivers would have to give it a good old fashioned try if they want to get past
and then get 5 second penalties because they made a dangerous move :^)

Not that anyone is going to believe me, but I am a bong in Germany, and I dislike Hamilton for being fake. I would just once like to hear him say "My car is the best, I am the current best driver, my team is 100% behind me, nobody in the current state of affairs can touch me right now, step up your game this is getting boring". I would actually like him if he were a complete arrogant tit about it all, just owning up to his complete and utter domination of the sport the likes of which has never been seen before.

Instead we get his sickly sweet PR bullshit every race.

>"we gave it our all and we only barely managed to scrape through, thank you so much for believing in me guys! I couldnt have done it without my amazing team though!"
If he just said he's one of the GOAT I would have much more respect for him. He knows it too
People who aren't genuine. You can just see it

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Attack mode>>>>>>>>Pitstops

Yep what I was about to say

isn't that why people don't hate the schumacher domination period as much as hamilton's?
he never made up shit, never tried to hid that he was good or had the best car, just went on the track and did his job, celebrated, went home and then a week later was out there winning again

Yep as much as I hated him because he raced against Mika and Kimi /our drivers/ He was a genuine asshole and didn't try to hide
I liked him for that

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And you have to be like that. Otherwise you don't win.
Hamilton really is like NPC

youtube.com/watch?v=SGZ0x1s1Xh8

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telegraph.co.uk/formula-1/2019/06/21/mercedes-f1s-dominant-ever-team-analysing-success-eight-charts/

>Aber ze rote uberpferden still have ze best engine zis season

best race ever guiz

Well it helps that it was Ferrari was never as dominant, they only had three dominant years 2001-2002 and 2004.

Mercedes is about to get 6 years in a row of domination, with the worst Mercedes days (2017-2018) being barely worse than the best Ferrari years (2001-2002-2004).

Raikkonen lost 2003 by 2 points, points that he lost in some classic Kimi bad luck, nobody has ever gotten this close to Mercedes except for their own drivers.

Worse, when Rosberg finally got good (2016) he just retired and Hamilton got his own Rubens to dominate all day.

Another team that dominated a ton yet is fondly remembered is the Mclaren of 88-89, because Prost and Senna fought hard every race.

If Senna had Berger instead of Prost, he would be 4 times champion but remembered just like Hamilton, a boring ass dude that thanks the factory, the team and god and that dominated for years with his OP as fuck car.

Yeah but the other engine can be fixed later, after the race. Just take the spare engine you are in a Race. Fix the other one later.

I am not a mechanic that works on race spec golfs but I pulled a lot of fwd engines and worked on more then 20 golfs overall at least three of them were regular 6th generation gtis.

I need a day for this kind of work (alone)

2 on each wheel pulling out the tyres controll arms ptos
2in the front cutting wires and hoses
1underneath draining oil and coolant
Dismounting engine and gearbox from underneath

Pull the engine and gearbox in one go and put in the new one, reconnect everything and put the software from the busted one on the new one.

If they had to change the radiator etc and with the typical racecar stuff that make the chassis stiffer I would give them some extra time and I think 10 guys from our shop could easily do it in 6 hours
They should definitely be able to do so aswell

FUCK THE FIA AND ITS NEUTERED BOOMER EUROKEK STEWARDS

Ok, bye everyone, see you next week

based spic. you still have to go back though

did the pussy wagon team have to rip a golf in the carpark apart for the new motor?

>next week
oh shit, I thought it was a 14 days break

Didn't help this week.

He already is back you goddamned retard. This is why nobody takes us seriously.

Swiss track should never come back, we laughed at the protesters, but they were right all along.

lewis is a win babby

It was just a one off because Zurich couldn't.

It will probably end up back at Zurich.

I didn't hear about the protests, in fact I'd forgotten the race was even on so went to youtube to watch only to find it had been delayed for forty minutes because first lap formula mEmE action.

ya, and NASA has better engines in their spacecrafts, your still never going to see one of their rockets win a GP though.

This was probably their first engine swap.
The team had only done two races before this.

When even uk news outlets are starting to take Hamilton's cock off their mouth you know things are very bad.

yeah - he's a good driver

You can be annoyed they're so dominant and you want to see racing across the whole field as most f1 fans do - but don't let HWL detract from the fact he's a very good driver with it

>implying he's not on his phone trying to cross the border right now
shut up retard.

I miss them in their prime.

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dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/277759/Mum-of-5-jailed-over-9m-luxury-cars-scam
damn hahahaah
so albon got his seat from fraud money

Umm..... you had the wrong pic

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Oh yeah the champions. But BMW Wiliams was /my team/

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Based Albon

this is my second favorite livery in F1

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For me the it was the 2004 chassis

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ah yes the walrus
livery-wise they're pretty similar
but this one is in a very special place to me, it's the first season I actually remember watching

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too bad it was worse then the 2003 car.
McLaren and Williams really dropped the ball in 2004

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Ahhh.. 2003 so close
youtube.com/watch?v=-y0wGLtCuiA

Not like their 2003 car was any better, it never ran a single race, it was the 2002 car the entire season just a bit fixed.

one of the best liveries on an f1 car ever
dont know why i like it so much because its not that striking

>its not that striking
pretty much the reason I like it
the lines are simple, the sponsor placement isn't obnoxious, the darker blue contrasts well with the white but not as much to be flashy
it's just a great combo overall

Why is BMW such cuck these days in motorsport
I would really like to seem them in 2021 but not gonna happen

Same reason Renault has the best liveries in todays F1

current one is kinda garbo

for me its the 2010

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Take the Total sponsors out and it's a Jordan. Black and yellow just goes well together

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Can you make the front tires larger to reduce the impact of front wing so that the cars perform better in dirty air?

I'm looking at these and they had huge front tires compared to 2019 cars.

they're going 18-inch in 2021

>tfw raining heavily outside

So comfy

So what happenned with Norris? That was the most interesting part of the race. Something with his DRS, that then started affecting the rest of the car? It seemed he was managing to hold off Riccardo, but then got passed by him, Hulk and and someone else on the last lap?

Also, I lol'd at
>"Tires are fu*BLEEEP*"
>"I'm sure he meant 'flat'"

youtube.com/watch?v=KuH7O6kX4cc&t=0s
bullied

I was thinking Max would be a champion at Merc, would be fun to see

if there were grass it would have been a crash
fuck these parking lots

I'm done with this shitty boring """sport""". Fuck Mercedes, fuck Choco Senna, fuck bottas, and a big fuck you to Charlie whiting.
>MWL
>HWL
How can anyone actually enjoy watching this shit? Choco Senna winning by 18 seconds and never once was close to being overtaken.
Mauritzio didn't die for this

We need to get this guy an F1 drive.

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>10 second time penalty for going off the track

What the fuck?

for pushing someone out of the track and for overtaking outside of the track

couldn't he just throttle and break suddenly to make the hood go down?

>t. normie raging because normie media told him >muh country's driver got a penalty from the meanie officials

It was two 5 second penalties for two different things, and he deserved both of them (especially the Gimi one)
youtube.com/watch?v=KuH7O6kX4cc

everybody knows you gun it then mash the brakes
gta 101

did your media really say he didn't deserve it?

Didn't Hamilton pull off worse shit recently and got no time penalty?

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>mash the brakes

We say that too

overtaking form outside the track limits? no
what he did was cross the lines to enter the pitlane in germany last year

>using a phones aspect-ratio to review a incident
well at least he's qualified to be a steward now

he deleted it
probably realized that wasn't even the penalty moment

Fuck I hate lewis.

hey guys i missed the race this morning because of sleep and church. how was it? worth watching?

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This Kimi is one of my favorite drivers just for his bants, or lack thereof

watch the last lap and you're be good

Yeah this ain't rally son, you need to keep the car in the track.

American, I don't get people who flat out hate Hamilton. Like others have said the dominance is boring, but he's a great driver with a great car, what the hell do you want him to do, lose on purpose.

t. Vettel/Ferrari fan

Kimi is so fucking cool

based nigel

People don't like Hamilton because of his personality.
He's comes across as very fake and trying waaaay too hard. That personality type is normalised in MURICA so it's no surprise it doesn't rustle your jimmies.

>hamilel does just that
>"Dumb cocky nog! Who does this cunt think he is?" etc.
It won't translate across the race line well (kek).

We already think that but I would appreciate the honesty.

Just like Max was an asshole in his first two RB seasons, but at least he was honest, so instead of fuck him he eventually won the fans, Hamilton is just a PR machine.

There is a reason we can post this

>Get in there Lewis
>Yeees, thank you, thanks all the guys at the factory, all the people in this track, we have the best fans.

And be 99% on point every single race.

When Hamilton was a walking seething machine of "it's cause I'm black, somebody don't want me to win, they want a german driver, oh no no noooo", etc, he was way more entertaining.

streamable.com/5tsit

>dead even on to the straight
>lew .2 up into the braking zone
>both in "party mode" and with no slipstream
?????????????

Hamilton is using nigger mode, it's faster.

would need to check the telemetry to see if there was any different input from the drivers
maybe bottas did lift for a fraction of second

drive it like you stole it.
>captcha: vehicles

Hey, y'all remember that time when Lewis Hamilton got beaten to the WDC by a number two driver?

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2013

yes, 2007

Is he retarded or something?
Ricciardo clearly went off track like a nonce trying to overtake Gimi

he was talking about ricci rejoining the track in front of gimi, which wasn't the cause of both the two penalties ricci got

>decide to google Michael
>one of the "people also ask" suggestions if how did he die
>the drop down links back to the wiki article about his accident
>tfw he is effectively dead and google knows it
:(

remember to comment, subscribe and ring the bell if you want more late night unsolicited greentext of sadness

Probably just the wind, unfortunately.
It's called the "Mistral straight" for a reason after all.

no because hoodpins

>showed that girls can

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the mad lad

Hey /F1/. How was your race weekend? Any good memes?

Sincerely,
/hoc/

Fuck Paul Ricard, why not race in Le Mans.

Ja, zis race was ein Klassik

>toto is fucking susie, mana, emilia and sophia right now just to laugh at us..

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>t. next

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I just wish for some fun

fuck the rain is the week after

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fucking merc and its hotline to HAARP and NASA cloud seeding

reminder that toto is a cuck

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Existence is pain

>reminder that toto is a cuck
Toto is a chad who fucks on first date

Reminder that toto is always unter, so he gets fucked

what a fucking chad

We all know that he's a beast in bed. Of course, if you'd ask him about it, he'd downplay his performance and claim that Binotto was much much better than him and that he'd fully expect Suzy to leave him for Binotto next Sunday.

Based post. I saw boomers on social media comments trying to imply there was worse domination in the past.

I struggled to think of a time in my life time where the sport was this shit. And I'm 32.

The german national anthem was played in 88% of all races in the hybrid era
>88

le mans 1955 needs to happen again to mercedes so they fuck off FOREVER

>Schumacher finally kicks the bucket
>much sadness
>Mika decides to run one final race to honor the Finn/Kraut alliance
>replaces Kubica in the Williams
>finishes in the fucking points

It'll never happen, I know. But it would be glorious if it did.

how many times for a German driver? (Mercedes based in Brackley)

The anthem for mercedes is german

...

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GOAT

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why don't they just allow the other cars to go faster than Mercedes?

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Are you Indonesian?

>best pit crew in F1
>he lets them down and finishes last every race

Sad.

jokes aside, how do they do it?

Kubica gives them a hand.

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that is a facebook comment i can not forget

Good pit crew + qube always stops on his marks

Ya done good, Australia.

They've been the best pit crew in the grid for a while now
Shame that their talent is wasted when all of their best engineers got siphoned into Merc since Toto moved there

hamilton can't win unless he's in first place

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oh wait he can

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>its another week of MWL

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>fell asleep twice watching the race
the v6 ambience is pretty good for sleeping though

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>Wir arbeiten hart daran, den Rot Steir bei ihrem Heimrennen zu schlagen

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How old are you?

25

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I hope merc wins every race this year and forces the fia to nerf them.

Guess it's not age thing, shit is just that boring to watch.

>forces the fia to nerf them.
As if that would ever happen. No matter how dominant Mercedes become, FIA's in their (and especially Hamilton's) pocket.

overall this season has been pretty bad so far, starting to reach 2011 level abyss

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>Sainz is the best Driver outside of the Top 3 teams in the point Standings
How mad is he right now

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he's SEETHING

>weekend still in fucking progress
Come on, I want to drop Ric like a hot potato already.

every day he has to restrain himself from going on a twitter tirade that destroys any and all relationships he has left with people in racing.

Mossberg didn't suddenly become good in 2016, he was always elite. Remember that he gave Mercedes their maiden win in 2012 and only lost the wdc early in 2015.

Fuck I meant Bossberg. That's what I get for phone posting.

very, he would give everything for p6 in france and being almost lapped

When he got back to the pits the door flying open on its own completed the comedy

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>Mossberg
youtu.be/6vaa6wsw7Ts

>he was always elite.
The problem was that Hamilton always played a bit dirty, and Rossberg was only able to beat him by adapting to that style, playing the same game and giving it back to him. Something he visibly didn't enjoy. He basically had to betray his own ideals to win against Hamilton and subsequently quit.

It can't be a mere coincidence that both ferrari and mclaren started to get their shit together after he left.

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grazie ragazzi when

Monza, after both Mercs crash out

no

We need Alonso back as his team mate - that McLaren season was great

I want the kino full Merc season. That's part of the reason I'm still watching, to see if they're able to win every single race.

>German Team want a German Driver to win
I never understood this, The team is based in England, Mercs just pays the bills

>kino
>merc
pick one

I'm already in Stockholm.

Seething.

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neekeri takas instagramii

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>The team is based in England
Guess the English team wants the English (well, in name only, he behaves more like an American) driver to win, then.

Hamilton always played political games. It was him suggesting that Mercedes preferred his teammate, when actually he was getting priority calls from the very beginning. Remember what happened in the shadow of the Multi21?

is ted's notebook online yet?

The management is still german, the technical staff probably mixed.

Everyone is extremely butthurt reading the news.
Only driver who seem happy are Leclerc because he's catching Vettel and Gimi because he did an absolute boss GP.

Based drunk boomer exposed Hulk and Retardo

Tbh I don't really even care. Im just sad that punished Bottas was a shortliving meme.

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We doing some comfy racing tomorrow lads?

San't promise I'll be any good.

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Desu watching gimi bumble in the midfield is pretty entertaining

>wasting you're precious time on earth on fucking videogames

Shut the fuck up colgate.

rakesh seething

Do tell, what do you do meaningful with your existence?

Your mums seething on my cock

I exercise 6 times a week in a social setting.

>wasting your precious time on earth in a country where 94.5% of people don't know how to fucking drive

>pursuing simple-minded physical exercise which will be in vain once aging undoes those efforts
What an idiot.

that's actually an insult to your cock kek

shit bait

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It got him four precious (You)s, so it somewhat worked.

>Not offing yourself in your mid 20s

Anything after 30 is pain.

Can't be worse than France, Shitaly, Spain, South America let alone Africa or SEA.

At least I have friends.
It's true tho, videogames are a waste of time.
False dopamine and accomplishments.

>F2 Driver standings
>15. Mick Schumacher

What, I read before season that Mick will run away with title.

Let him grow.
Next year is his time.

be advised the AI is pretty aggressive

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Can't speak for SEA, Africa or South America, but you guys drive worse than Italy and France. You're comparable to half the cunts down here though so don't feel too bad.

impressive

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All part of the plan

F1 2019 looks GOAT

So they're not making those stupid trains in first turn after start and actually going side by side?

Hmmm breddy good.

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sorry i dont want to play with any of you lot on f1 2019 you'll be mean

death to your social anxiety.

I don't want to ruin anyone's fun by being shit.
Main reason I never play online.

I will kill myself

Stop being faggots and race

>

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What a cuck

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OCON IN
GASLY OUT

comfy

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If you gonna race, stream it, I wanna have fun

When Hamilton is considered
>one of the sport's most respected voices
by some, we know that it's in deep shit.

What does /f1/ think of Kubica?

I'm not sure if I really wanna get it, I'm only good at rally games.

Fuck Cripples

Why are your days labelled like notes from a choir.

As if Merc wouldn't build the equivalent of double-diffuser.
Again.

>Matiketopelasu
That sounds like a proper finnish word, wouldn't be surprised either if it turns out to be their word for "week"

you now remember Bottas having bee a WDC contender

Based grandpa Hicock needs to come to Austin this year and take a few shots and pop some tires. It's a target rich environment.

maanantai, tiistai, keskiviikko, torstai, perjantai, lauantai, sunnuntai

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Now that the dust has settled, where Gasly and Hartley, dare I say it, the worst pile of shit driver lineup in the recent years?

Gasly most definitely. For Hartley ... difficult to say. He wasn't great, but he also never had a competitive car. Give him Bottas' seat and he might do better than him.

Hartley was Gasly's teammate and lost, I doubt he would have been less embarrassing than Gasly is doing at the moment.

Shartley is only good at managing fuel which is almost pointless in F1

True, but how much are teammate comparisons worth in a lower-midfield car?

qualifying is usually a good pace comparison, and Gasly won 15-6

miss me yet, /f1/?

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>F1 2019 getting closer with "its time"
>Steering wheel customized as F1 together with game
>349euro and already out of stock

fucking kill me

Also true. But pace is not all that matters.
I'm not saying that I believe that Hartley would be doing too well in a top team. I just don't want to pass judgement without having seen him in a top-team. Then again ... maybe TR were a top-team and their drivers just were absolute shit.

Those first four races had me so hopeful.

At this point, his only chance is when Hamilton retires and maybe Merc pick up a shit driver

What's the deal with doubled letters in Finnish?

Germans build the best cars.

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nah

Gives them time to think about an excuse to stop talking to people

does the game have the real driver's engineer's doing the voice for the assistance in the game?
if they still didn't put the hamilton's eng saying "hammertime" in the game, they are fucking up.

ebin

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Mynamejeff is still the engineer for everything

Boomer and Zoomer

>maybe Merc pick up a shit driver
What would that change? Bottas would easily dominate the field if it weren't for Hamilton. And he pretty much qualifies as a "shit driver".

What the fuck did he actually meant by that?

Very emotional Carrie crying lots and lots

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She deserved full 24h of running desu
Fucking VAG piece of shit car should've gotten a huyndai TCR

Lando has a huge head

Because I still think Bottas can be very good, he’s just stuck next to Hamilton who is going to be the literal GOAT.

If he actually sucked he wouldn’t stoll be at Mercedes

no

Based

Maybe they should have tried other fuel than menstrual blood.

>Hamilton who is going to be the literal GOAT.
Hamilton was shit in a upper-midfield car. He's one of the most overrated racers ever, having had a car capable of a title challenge in most of his years in the sport and still only winning one before he got a drive in the most dominant car ever.
He's good at advertising his own success though.

Better than the other “best of our generation”, Vettel, who is a proven neweybabby

And Lewis is a Mercbabby, He didn't do shit between 2009 and 2013.

>a proven neweybabby
Vettel at least won when he did have a shit car and always finished directly behind Mercedes (and alsways in front of Bottas, who you rate so highly) in a clearly inferior Ferrari.
Honestly, that you dismiss Vettels achievments in a mildly dominant Red Bull, but think that Hamilton's Mercedes titles are wort anything, shows your bias.

Fact is, neither Hamilton nor Vettel are that great compared to "greats" of prior generations. But between the two of them, Vettel has peoven far more than Hamilton.

Not gonna matter when he has most wins and WDC. Or the literal GOAT you might call it

>hurr durr he's a babby
>hurr durr nah he is
says a lot about our society

idk, youd have to go back in time and ask the people who started speaking like it

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there's a man
going round
taking names

ugliest driver on the grid no mistake

Post your favourite finn

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Shut up Pineapple

>tfw water cooler packed up and blew the engine because of a screw flying into it.

Go back to bed Michael

>Not gonna matter when he has most wins and WDC
Statistics are hardly worth anything. Most wins? When he competed in 15+ years with a top-car, each of those 15 years having on average 20 races each. You know how many races there were in the 1950s? Less than half of that. Or how much of their careers every other driver had to spend in subpar cars?
Or how many years of dominance one team ever enjoyed?

Hamilton wasn't even able to win all of those WDC his team dominated. That's pretty damning in itself.

>vettel won when he had a shit car
>0 WDC outside of red bull
>in a car that is tailor made to his liking every year
>in a car that faster in the first half of last year
>also always finished in front of Bottas
>except for 6 of the 8 race this year

Jesus christ, I bet you’re delusional enough to think pic related was Hamilton’s fault.

Only thing Vettel’s “good” at anymore is spinning

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Statistics are literally the only thing that will matter in two decades unless you think casual F1 fans are going to spend their day rewatching 2010-2013 Red Bull domination for fun

Michael Schumacher has had enough sleep lad

DO DODODODOO DODO DODO DOO DODODODODOO OI OI OI youtube.com/watch?v=2SFw5DfqD6s

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>Hamilton wasn’t even able to win all those WDC his team dominated

2016 was Hamilton’s weakest year at Mercedes and he literally only lost to Rosberg because of an engine failure.

>Statistics are literally the only thing that will matter in two decades
Bullshit. Nobody rates someone like Fangio because of statistics. Nobody even rates Schumacher because of his statistics.
They are remembered for their achievments and battles. Häkkinen is remembered fondly, for that very reason. And Senna and Prost have each other (and one's premature death) to thank for their fame.

Hamilton will be remembered as a James-Hunt-type of driver who somehow managed to land in top teams for all of his career, played unfairly and still once lost to his designated number-two-teammate. Not that great, if you ask me.

>only lost to Rosberg because of an engine failure
If you use that kind of argument, you can also claim that Rosberg only lost in 2014 because of multiple technical issues.
Of course, Rosberg never publicly whined about that like Hamilton did in 2016. For Hamilton, it's all about publicity.
And let's not forget how easily Hamilton got away with dirty driving against Rosberg in those years when that wasn't the case in reverse.

Not gonna speak on the matter, let's just let history play out, but I will say this, no one was as good as Michael was at building a gap in race and getting a pit stop in hand, Lewis may have more raw pace, but Michael was the best at that.

All that aside, I still think the doomsday scenario will happen, as it's the only thing that Lewis can do to silence the dissenters

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you all ready for more unterhunding?

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Can someone shop Toto and Lewis into this?

>ferrari wanting Lewis antics in the team
fat chance, besides Lewis can't develop a car to save his life

I will never rate him. Never ever.

he would have won the title last year in that ferrari

>fangio
How many F1 fans are still alive that saw him race? Most only know his titles and a handful of tall tales from his best drives. Virtually nobody today saw him race.

Fangio was the winningest driver in the history of F1 at the end of his career. Same with Clark and Prost (with Senna right behind him) and Schumacher who are all remembered as the top drivers of their era, arguably the best of all time. They are remembered because they were the fastest for the longest and pushed the boundary for what we thought was possible in a driver’s career.

Hakkinen was great but not even close to that level.

If a handful of storied performances make the greatest drivers then surely Jenson Button, MBE, is the greatest driver of all time. I know it, I saw his RELENTLESS performance at the 2006 Hungarian GP and the 2011 Canadian GP (where he beat Sebastian “still I spin” Vettel) and they were simply unrivaled. Therefore, according to your logic, he should be at the top of the bill when discussing the F1 GOAT.

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>Lewis would have Bottashit as his second driver in Ferrari

>lewis loses by 5 points with one more dnf
>rosberg loses by 67 points (42 if you don’t count double points) with one less DNF (on paper) but what was effectively equally reliability
>thinking these are equal

Vettel’s 2011 Canada spin and hydroplane in Germany last year are more memorable than any win he ever had, even his first

>P11 For rb

Has Gasly finally been exposed yet?

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-06-23/daimler-cuts-2019-ebit-forecast-on-diesel-provisions

OH NO NO NO

>How many F1 fans are still alive that saw him race?
Does that really matter? Those who did see him speak of him as a true legend: His legend is not one of titles and tall tales. His legend is that of someone who had to overcome the hardships of the sport of his time and fought hard battles against other great drivers.

>They are remembered because they were the fastest for the longest and pushed the boundary for what we thought was possible in a driver’s career.
Again, no, they aren't. They are remembered as greats because they showed great skill and all of them fought their way to the top. That's what matters.

>Hakkinen was great but not even close to that level.
Of course he wasn't. But he was the only serious contender for a title other than Schumacher for most of the latter's era of dominance. And he kept Formula 1 entertaining back then. (Luckily, the drivers still made that much of a difference twenty years ago.)

>If a handful of storied performances make the greatest drivers then surely Jenson Button, MBE, is the greatest driver of all time.
Button is a curiosity. And he'll be remembered as that. Just like Hamilton is a curiosity, albeit a much more successful one.
No, that there's a story to tell about him doesn't make him great. But his performances could, if anyone would actually remember them.

Nice argument you have there ...

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Not one example in your argument, it’s literally just “reeee this is how I FEEL”

>with one less DNF (on paper) but what was effectively equally reliability
Don't count DNFs when technical issues were anything but race-ending.
Swap one of those issues between the two Mercedes drivers and you have a swing of effectively 50 points.
Also, you seem to believe that both of them were on equal footing when we've seen that they were treated very differently during their whole time together. Remember that the same guy who back then said that Mercedes had no "Number One" policy is nowadays claiming that Mercedes are inferior to Ferrari.

for some reason he's named Alex in the italian version

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>Not one example in your argument
One example of what? I've given you examples. Lots of them:
Fangio is lauded as one of the great old-school gentlemen who made the sport great and had to fight their machinery more than their adversaries.
Lauda is a hard worker, probably the first "modern racer", who also came back from a near-fatality and went on to win.
Senna and Prost are rivals who fought maybe the fiercest battles in the sport's history, each with a totally different mentality and approach to their career and style. Senna is also remembered for being kind of a pompous arsehole, but that's not the point here.
Schumacher, again, as a hard worker, and as someone who structured a team around him and act as a motivator to everyone in that team.

Literally no one cares how much they won. Not if one is serious about Formula 1.

Norris was small in Gimi's mirror since he was so far

Bottas back to form

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youtube.com/watch?v=9rOvwHmGqok
Based Nico destroying DER UNTERHUNDEN NARRATIVE

Where did you find this photograph?

It's just a screen cap from the sky broadcast, some time between Q2 and Q3 in France.

mr bean

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GIWTWM

Mercedes is quite literally killing this sport. Jfc just call it FIAMG Hamilton Sunday Drive or some shit. This is worse than Vettel’s era. This is even worse than Schumacher. Fuck.

Unless liberty is paid off I can't inagine how they can sit on their ass as an entertainment company and watch their product go to shit.

This is way worse than Schumacher. Admittedly I'm a Ferrari-fag but at least back then, other teams were winning races.

>Ferrari
Soul
>Red Bull Racing
Half a soul
>Mercedes
Soulless

Red Bull may not have soul but Honda does. If you support Red Bull because you support Honda you're based. If you support Red Bull because Red Bull or amx you're not based.

>at least back then, other teams were winning races
It also wasn't that much of a dominance in general. The one period of dominance that comes somewhat close to Mercedes is Mclaren's from aroun 1990. But those were 4 years at most, with highly competitive drivers to keep it spicy (Bottas ruins that), worse reliability, and, like you said, the occasional win from another team.

There's also never been an era of static rules like this one. McLaren, Ferrari and Red Bull all had the FIA actively working against them year after year, whereas in the Mercedes era, their competitiors have been prohibited from making technical improvements by various rules.

>There's also never been an era of static rules like this one.

You're dead fucking right, and it's a huge factor - the challenges from the FIA on innovations has been to the fucking chasers, not the champions, which is patently fucking ridiculous. Even Red Bull lost their double diffusers.

>fangio
Winningest driver at the time his career ended, potential GOAT
>lauda
Memorable driver but I don’t think anyone would consider him GOAT
>Senna
Would probably have had the most wins if he didn’t die, potential GOAT
>Prost
Most wins at the end of his career, potential GOAT
>Schumi
Most wins at the end of career, potential GOAT

>muh rememberance is everything

Senna and Prost are considered some of the greatest all time because of their wins, not their competition. If it was all about the competition then James Hunt should be GOAT because of his rivalry with Lauda for one year. Having a storied career may make a driver memorable but it does not make them the GOAT or anywhere near it. By your logic, once again, Button should be a GOAT driver for his handful of wins in in a Honda and underdog Mclarens. Truly the best of all time.

Even better, by your argument Mercedes should intentionally fuck up and act like ze tru underhund because having a close WDC will be more important for the brand than dominating another championship. I’m sure they agree with you.

Go tell anyone in the F1 paddock that it doesn’t matter how much they have won, I’m sure they’ll give you a lift to the insane asylum.

>Raghunathan is going to get replaced by Markelov in Austria

Rag is 100% /OurGuy/ for getting us more Markelov and for taking a designated shit in Poland's breakfast gruel.

Hey schumi's awake

Gonna mount another comeback?

fucking checked and kekd. some1 pls make it happen

This year it's more like Bottas vs. Hamilton

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Naw he woke up, heard about MWL and Gelael, and decided to go back to sleep again.

>Ferrari wins a WDC
>Schumi wakes up

FUG

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>GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT
>Senna and Prost are considered some of the greatest all time because of their wins, not their competition
Typical American sentiment there. Sorry, but that's not how this sport works.
I don't care who you consider a "GOAT", you moron. That the problem. You don't seem to get that that notion really doesn't matter and that there is no way to gauge who it may be anyway.
But saying that Senna and Prost are not great for what most people remember them for, but because of some stupid statistics, that's a level of ignorance that makes me think you're a teenager who's only been into F1 for maybe 10 years.

>because having a close WDC will be more important for the brand than dominating another championship
I've never said that, and, no, that's absolute bullshit: It's great for the brand to be remembered as bulletproof and dominant. It does nothing for the drivers, exactly because that fact is all about the team. It's not great for a driver to have driven a dominant car: Your stupid (and misinformed) "Neweybaby Vettel" comment from before proves that!

Are you done strawmanning?

WHO’S EXCITED FOR ANOTHER HAM-BOT 1-2 FINISH??!!!

Have a (You), Straya.

I am a lifelong Ferrari fan, I despise Toto, I Unterhund like a banshee on here but I am actually looking forward to Mercedes winning every. single. fucking. race this year so that come the end of it the Unterhunden narrative is utterly unsupportable and the FIA can look like nothing but cunts with zero credibility to hide behind when they inevitably do nothing to fix it.

>tfw only "Get in there Lewis"
>tfw no "GRAZIE REGAZZI"

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I agree. Let the Germans have the rest of this season. I hope it's the worst season in recent memory, so that everyone's vitriol will force the FIA to do something. And if they don't, as you yourself point out they won't, then I can at least rest easy knowing that F1 is finished. I hate keeping up hope that it will change. I want it all to end with Toto's smiling smug face

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It's the hope that hurts the most, and I'm no longer hopeful, just spiteful.

espn.co.uk/f1/story/_/id/27043646/toto-wolff-online-trolling-makes-mercedes-stronger

NO, PLEASE GUYS, STOP!!! YOU'RE ONLY MAKING DE UNTERHUND STRONGER!!!!!

>"The trolling that happens in social media has become so bad," he said. "People hide behind anonymous, or not even anonymous, accounts and hit out."

THEY KNOW

The argument literally started because I called Hamilton GOAT and you wanted to dispute it, so I don’t know how that is considered irrelevant.

The entire allure of Senna and Prost is built on their insane amount of success. If they were slugging it out for P6 no one would give a shit about either of them anymore. I suppose the Ocon/Perez fued at Force India means that both drivers are now as important Senna and Prost.

And how many championships has Vettel won outside of Red Bull, again? I seem to remember it being a big fact 0.

Meanwhile Lewis has a title in a car that lost the WCC, a rarity in the modern era.

>Fix it

There is nothing they can do to fix it

Maybe he picked up a call?

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BREAD

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>Lewis has a title in a car that lost the WCC

Yeah, he lost to Nico the same car numbnuts

They can roll the dice on a new rule set. At some point there needs to be a brute force solution to this horseshit. Can you imagine this crap lasting this long under Bernie?

Because of reliability

Clearly have no idea what year I refered to

>when you totopost in /f1/, get (You)'s, show the (You)'s to the team, laugh about it and then use your totoposting to cry to media about ze evil trollen on ze interwebs

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Why are you guys still using this bread?

>Meanwhile Lewis has a title in a car that lost the WCC, a rarity in the modern era.
And why is that a rarity? Because WDC drivers are either capable of dragging their car to the WCC as well on their own (like Vettel did multiple times when Red Bull would have become WCC even without Webber's points) or because their teammate was somewhat capable.
You're literally lauding Hamilton for not earning enough points to get the WCC and for not having a competitive teammate.

Also, that you call him by his given name exclusively (not any other driver) shows your bias.

>Because of reliability
No one but Hamilton and his fans ever used that poor excuse for losing a championship. Again, it's part of the game and he has won championships by having better reliability than anyone else.
You can even argue that his poor reliability (him overdriving his car?) once led to an advantage when Mercedes cheated their way to multiple additional new engine parts by taking an enourmous grid-penalty at one race.

Copy that, I'm relatively new to F1, is his humble thing new?

underrated

HOLY FUCKING BASED KIMI

Why isn't Kimi at Ferrari anymore?