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conor won the war, the story of the fight, our hearts, round 2 and round 3 until he lost
>can only win with pillows strapped to hands and completely arbitrary rules limiting you to 2 of 8 attacking weapons
>unironically becomes a star of his own combat sport
I never would've thought.
all praise yoel in gif mode
We did it lads
Gooby heems Floyd without the pillows
he and conor had a bet over who would beat a professional boxing champ first and artem just hit the fuckin jackpot
Prime Artem beats Floyd
And they're making fun of Germany on /pol/
ABSOLUTELY BTFO!
How will Germany and boxing ever recover!?? :^)
conor bless
artem bless
could prime fedor beat jon jones?
based zombie desu
Loma vs Cejudo is the fight to make
Cejudo heems Fury and Wilder DESU
In many ways Conor is undefeated
holds all the records that are gonna matter in old age
$$$
I don't get why Conor doesn't take a "tune-up" fight like a lot of boxing stars do. He could fight someone who is medium difficulty like Justin Gaethje and everyone would like it.
he was winning round 3, habib got lucky with the choke
I heard he's a billionaire now!
Conor vs Cowboy was rumored for a while, it would have been fun since they had a bit of a trash talking at the presser before the Dos Anjos fight fell off.
Imagine how fucking demeaning it would be for any current Top 10 UFC fighter to go into bareknuckle. What a freakshow
victim of his own success in that he never wants to be seen taking a step backward or an easy fight
he could have ran from the nate rematch or demanded it not be at 170. he could have turned down the chad fight and waited for aldo. he could have stayed retired and not fought khabib after a long layoff focusing on boxing not grappling
it's a shame cuz there are a lot of fun matchups for him like Cowboy or Pettis or any number of guys that would be great for fans
but the ufc will have to pay him so much it'll only ever be for a high profile rematch or title fight
heeminder that GSP did this when Jon Fitch was considered invincible
Some of them would do better in BKF
>Cody No Brain
>Lineker
>Jeremy Stephens
>Dustin Poirier
>Gaethje
>Ragin' Al
>Masvidal
>Black Beast
>>Cody No Brain
>bare knuckle
you had my interest, now you have my attention
wow how brave it woulda been to turn down a last second replacement midget mendes
In many ways Paulie flushed Artem
>whilst injured
Gaethje is the hardest fight for Gooby. The guy drops only in later rounds and before that you have to trade with him non-stop. Why would be fight with him?
In many ways, pretty boy won in seven seconds
Considering how bad Tony hurt him Conor would have heemed him into the afterlife
Does Conor beat Aldo with the injury he went into the mendes fight with?
the narrative at the time was that he was literally scared to death of a wrestler and being protected from them by the ufc
how many other guys with a title shot in hand just sit that out and wait
prime Conor flushes prime Aldo
But flushed Aldo flushes Flushed Conor
I like to play ufc online and pick Aldo to heem McGregor picking casuals with flying knees and leg kicks
>thanks to artem somehow Conor is back in the conversation
based
Those press conferences were some of the most embarassing things Ive ever seen.
Conor beats Blowgay in any scenario
>Paulie beats Artem
>Conor seeks revenge angle is a huge hit with cazzies
>Conor vs Paulie boxing match
>1.8 million PPV buys
>Conor gets paid upwards of $30 million
hot take but aldo gained more fans losing to conor than he ever had before that
real fans of mma recognized his greatness but were still sick of his play it safe style and his numbers showed it
when the universe dealt him such an embarrassing defeat it was like a hollywood ending gone wrong for the "good guy." people took it personal and white knighted him to death since
>Conor vs Artem in bare knuckle when
>"You're taking everything i work for motherfucker"
>implying anyone cares about that monkey
Yes because this all started when Conor heemed Paulina in the sparring session. So Conor will always be in the conversation.
>HOW DARE JOE ROGAN SAY ALDO ISNT THE GOAT FEATHERWEIGHT
>HE'S ALWAYS HATED HIM
>WHAT DOES HE KNOW
>REEEEEEEEEE
LEGEND!
>be a gnp wrestlenigger in ea ufc
>used to main khabib, stopped being fun because he is OP
>switch to gooby the most hated character and absurdly OP striker
>the absolute sheer amount of disconnects and seething DMs calling me McTapper when a swang and banglet gets wrestlehumped and subbed by the goob
Feels good man
>all respect to my opponent
>10 coke-fueled minutes on why i won the fight
>yeah you know other people in boxing told me this was beneath me and it would be a stain on our sport, i didnt want to embarrass them
>i pretty much validated all their concerns
thank you mr lobov sir for sparing my life in there sir
In many ways /heem/ > /Box/
We can't even see his face, that could be ANYONE!
this is the part where you tell me im seething
heyyyyyy
i'm not surprised, motherfucker!!!
think of all the memes we'll never see cuz nick and nate didn't fight more
Tony and Diaz Bless
Conor won rounds 1 to 5
Artem vs Aldo bare knuckle
Name one WMMA
Would you fuck a wmma fighter after she got beat down?
Only if she is angry because she was robbed
I'd be the one doing the beating
>This is MMA
>going out with a can
No thank you. Champ shit only
OH NO NO NO NO NO
BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Merciless Ray Mercer is 1-0 in MMA.
His only fight is against UFC Heavyweight champion Tim Sylvia, who he beat in a 1st round knockout.
Merciless Ray Mercer was at the time 50 years old and grossly out of shape and hadn't competed at the top level in Boxing in 20 years, yet hes gone undefeated against the best fighter MMA had to offer.
It's over for this """sport"""
Box SEETHING
OH NO NO NO NO NO
WILDER IS COMING FOR YOUR MAN
PRAY FOR HIS LIFE, JONES IS GOING TO GET PUT IN A CASKET!!!
>"/box/ is s-s-seething r-right?"
BASED BRONZE BOMBER
Box is revved
WATCH OUT /HEEM/
WILDER IS COMING TO DEPORT NGANNOU
Now that's smart thinking
Based 20 wins in the 1st round champ.
It's honestly insane how much better the average heavyweight boxer is than the average MMAnlet fighter, let alone comparing the cream of the crop.
Deontay Wilder could roll off the couch, strap on 4 ounce gloves, and beat Jon Jones into a living death in MMA in under a rounds, and in boxing it wouldn't even last a minute.
Jon Jones looks like a spastic autismite on stilts compared to Wilder, I cannot emphasise this enough. Jon is the undisputed GOAT of MMA and yet if he applied himself to a real sport like boxing he wouldn't even get beyond the regional level.
That's how astrologically huge the difference in skillset is between MMA and boxing.
>but the takedown! wrestling!
Are you serious? Are you serious? Be serious. These are world class athletes, they aren't just going to flop onto their backs like some drunk MMA retard. A boxer needs to be almost knocked clean out before he even considers falling from his feet, and trust me some drooling MMA dopenut trying to clobber a boxer with wild telegraphed meathooks isn't gonna even touch a boxer's guard let alone get through it.
OH NO /HEEM/BROS
SCHAUB SAID THAT HE WOULD BE TERRIFIED TO FIGHT WILDER IN A REAL FIGHT
This terrifies the MMAnlet
Fake unfortunately
NOOOOOOOO DANA I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU PAID HIM NOT TO HURT MEEEEEEEE
Conor was winning until he lost
the only reason he really lost was because his gastank is bad. He was outboxing floyd easily
oh no no no no no
/box/lets in cope mode right now
IS THIS YOUR KING!?
who would be the best female bare knuckle boxer?
Daniel Cornier > Mike Tyson
Holly Holm because she wrecked Ronda Rousey.
Imagine chad nunes with even less padding on her hands
even her girlfriend would rearrange tatiana's face in bare knuckle boxing
kek she is more jacked than most male mma fighters
How did the two biggest MMA fighters get exposed by boxers?
cringe
>tfw
Remember when Mayweather gave Conor a good spanking? Good times.
No troll I unironically think she wouldve handled paulie worse than artem did yesterday
>rating women
>Oh, foh shurr don't be shitposteein like /box/bustas, b
paulie and schaub need to do commentary the 2 biggest laughing stocks in sports
Cringe.
>copypasta started by some /heem/ brit literally 4 days ago despite the fight being announced months in advance
TOP KEK
the two biggest failures in combat sports history with the GOAT that's a picture
Form voltron!
YEEEEEAAAAAAH
A L L
W O R K
I S
W H A T
You'd Be Surprised is a million times worse
FBI TOP 10 MOST WANTED FUGITIVE
SANTOS SAUL ALVAREZ BARRAGAN
4 COUNTS OF ROBBERY- BRIBERY-MURDER IN THE 3RD DEGREE-EQUINE BESTIALITY
ALIASES: CANELO, CLENELO, BUMELO, DUCKELO,CANelo,
DOB: July 18, 1990
PLACE OF BIRTH: Guadalajara Mexico
HEIGHT: 5'7
WEIGHT: Approximately 188 lbs on fight night
HAIR: Ginger
EYES: Soulless
RACE: Irish
LANGUAGES: Spanish and broken English
REMARKS: Alvarez's was last seen committing assault on an UK citizen in NYC.Has been known to periodically return to Las Vegas, the frequent site of his robberies. He has a persistent cut over his left eye and wears a knee brace.
CAUTION:
Alvarez is wanted for multiple acts of robbery. DO NOT let him near your scorecards or ring side judges. He is wanted for the death of a sparring partner and multiple lewd acts upon his personal stable of horses.
Has intimated that he would even rob a cancer patient if necessary.
REWARD:
The FBI is offering a reward of up to $100,000 for information leading to his capture.
DO NOT APPROACH HIM ESPECIALLY IN LAS VEGAS. HE'S CONSIDERED TO BE ARMED AND DANGEROUS.
Never forget about this traitor.
I SAID
ALL WORK IS WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Canelo is more Irish than McGoober.
He unironically lost against GGG.
Conor was so god damn good. Shame he's a bit of a meme now.
Canelo would literally sleep in MMA fighter under 160lbs.
I'm /heem/ until I die.
>le easy work trollin'
Injured Cejudo takes him down with ease
>within a minute! mark moi fokken words, ye!
Fair enough you were the only one hardcore enough to submit picks for Bellator.
Remember that time Royce broke a dudes arm after he tapped.
Remember when a 50 year old Randy Couture submitted a James Tony in 3 minutes?
lol thats pretty awesome
>back to Yea Forums clowns
>It took your literal GOAT fighter 3 minutes to beat some boxer in MMA
>It took less than a minute for Mercer to put the UFC Heavyweight champion out cold in his own sport
It's over, wake up /heem/lets.
The Gracies are dicks. That said, he did that because Ken Shamrock tapped but the ref didn’t see it, so Royce let go and Ken kept fighting. After that, he refused to let go of subs until the ref pulled him off.
If Mercer could do that to Sylvia, imagine what Wilder would do to Jones?
Randy Couture was 19-10 at that point and very overrated. Far from the GOAT. James Tony had better credentials than Couture did. Also, he took Tony down like 10 seconds in and smacked him around a bit before going for the sub. He could’ve ended it earlier.
>H-h-he was just p-playing a-around! T-t-thats w-w-why he took so long to beat a fat, out of shape, old over-the-hill boxer in MMA!"
LMAO
This cope.
Fortuantely I don't have to cope at all because Mercer KO'd Sylvia quick in Sylvia's own sport that he was the champion in.
Every exchange would look like the aldo fight.
Anyone know when we will be getting our first YANGbedded for the debates?
Go watch the fight. Tell me he couldn’t have ended it faster. Also, Sylvia was missed weight at heavyweight for that fight, was coming off several KOs, and was always chinny. He was a terrible fighter and was only champion because the heavyweight division at the time was shallow as fuck. He only won the belt after Frank Mir (who broke Tim’s arm) was out due to a motorcycle crash.
If you’re gonna shitpost, at least know what you’re talking about.
>"I-i-it doesn't c-c-count b-b-because I say so!!!"
Top fucking kek you can't retcon the fact that your HEAVYWEIGHT champion, the guy who could be any other fighter in the sport, got beat by a fat out of shape boxer who hadn't been a top level boxer in over 2 decades.
It's Zhang Gang here. At least she'll get a fair shot at winning.
Ray Mercer got his death simulated by a literal bum off the street. He had to make a faux-cuckxing match with Sylvia to avoid further embarrassment
Pillowfencing is DEAD and the cucks who watch it are persona non grata in real sports threads
The one who made this should seek serious help. Stop jerking off and go outside for once you poor bastard
BTFO
Of course it counts. Tim Sylvia was objectively a shit champion. Beating him is not an accomplishment, especially when that fight happened.
Get back to me when a boxer beats Jon Jones or DC or something.
That was the Australian who makes all the webms.
if alexa grasso switched to bare knuckle who would she have to fight?
>Lost to Kimbo Slice in an exhibition match
>Went on to win his only professional MMA bout against Tim Sylvia, a UFC champion
That really says a lot about this """sport""" doesn't it?
>Get back to me when a boxer beats Jon Jones or DC or something.
Deontay Wilder would fry Jon Jones, he might literally kill him if a punch connects.
That’s cool. Get back to me when it happens.
I am thinking about C*nor McG*egor Constantly. You say he lives in my head rent free. But I believe living in my head, as he does, comes at a cost. That cost is; when I think about him that much, I am endlessley coming up with career ending insults and disses that I will breakout at our press conference.
Every time someone sniffs i come up with about ten cocaine jokes about the irish "man."
Every time somone walks by pregnant, I candidly think of a rapist/adultery line for mcnuggets.
I have around 50 insults aboout him fighting manlets, in my notes app.
Point is, i would destroy him verbally, then punch him in his whisky gut before cleaning out whatever cartilage remains in his nose at this point.
McGregor, your rent is due, I'm coming for you.
Regards, /u/Elessdee123
That sick son of a bitch should seek some serious help the poor bastard gonna grow up to be a rapist.
lets say we pick 20 random anons from /heem/ and 20 random anons from /box/ and put them on a team x team street fight. Which team would win?
So, /heem/ now officially runs this garbage board, right?
sylvia is/was a bum from the ufc's darkest times when all the good heavyweights were in pride, and ray mercer was a former world champ
meanwhile paulie is a world champ in TWO different organizations who got beat by a UFC reject in a boxing match without pillows lmao
Willing to bet that heemers have an order of magnitude more mass than /box/ twinks.
>Excuses
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AN MMA FIGHTER WOULD NEVER BEAT A WORLD CHAMPION BOXER IN AN ACTUAL BOXING MATCH
YET AN OLD BOXER WENT INTO MMA AND BEAT THE BEST FIGHTER YOU HAD
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Even the Lithuanian here trains MMA and workouts constantly.
Yup. I’m a fat fuck. I’m like 3 regular dudes. /box/cucks BTFO!
Pls stop your making us look bad
Literally happened last night. Pooli got btfo because he didn’t have pillows to hide behind.
>in an actual boxing match
uhhhh, what do you think the second B in BKB stands for?
> Garbage board
/Box/
BKFC is not Boxing
That would be like a boxer beating an MMA fighter in kickboxing and going "See! He beat X fighter in a mixed martial arts"
In short: KEEP SEETHING
Right, BKB is a sport while hopscotch is childs play
Remember that time bob sapp won a fight?
Whats that make MMA?
it's literally boxing without the pillows lmao
boxing has been exposed and you are in tears over it
Brb starting my own promotion: Bare Cock Penetration FC
he has one more fight on his contract. who's it going to be against?
Go back to Yea Forums Rusev!
>bare knuckle boxing isn’t boxing
Actual cope. Sad!
>Its boxing without pillows
>2 minute rounds like women's boxing
>5 rounds like MMGay
>All the lack of gloves do is make hands break and cuts happen more often.
Nice """sport""" there. The fights aren't even as long as women's boxing matches, that's SAD.
Can you imagine being this retarded!?
paulie didn't land a single punch in the last two rounds, how exactly do you see the fight going if it lasted even longer?
MMAnlets on suicide watch!
YOU're sad!
>back to Yea Forums
But I'm not a boxing fan, why would I be there
Artem gasses and gets put out cold because MMA """fighters""" aren't real athletes.
Really want to see Ferguson vs. Colby fight. Let the jackasses hold onto their belts wgaf.
/heem/'s worst nightmare
Because that's where the wwe kids hang out, Rusev!
>/heem/
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ferguson fights at 155
Colby at 170
What weight class would be ideal for them.... who goes up, who goes down!?
Why does this man keep bullying this general time and time again?
that's a nice fantasy, but I'm going to have to disillusion your imaginative coping methods and tell you that such a thing did not happen, and that paulie lost to an MMA bum in a boxing match and no amount of seething will change the outcome
nothing left for ferguson to prove at lightweight other than khabib who will never fight him, tony will move back up to welterweight
>tenshin, 4 mma bouts, 142 kickboxing bouts
>H-HE WAS AN MMACHAD GUYS BOXING IS A REAL SPORT!!
I dont think so pal
>P-p-please believe me mr! Lobov fought in a boxing match last night, I swear!
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
I still want to see Conor vs Tony someday.
Well they weren't kicking so what the fuck where they doing then!?
yfw bumsukawa lost to Floyd
Just another MMA star beaten by the GOAT
>H-HE DIDN'T HAVE HIS PILLOWS TO HIDE BEHIND IT'S NOT FAIR GUYS THIS ONE DIDN'T COUNT
absolute state of pillowfencers lmao
Michael Johnson is flushed but he retires with wins over Artem, Ferguson, and Dustin.
Lmao forgot there was a bellator last night
Possasi got flushed? lmao
>"P-p-please accept that BKFC is b-b-b-boxing!!!"
Floyd needs to stop bullying this general, it's getting sad.
Anyone remember that story about that Jap who flew from Japan all the way to Rickson's academy in the US to challenge him to a fight at some big event and Rickson invited him inside and beat the fuck out of him?
Imagine losing to Artem Lobov. We trained him wrong as a joke.
Jon Jones would heem Mayweather
Is this the powerof MMA?
>h-haha guys I'm actually l-laughing at y-you r-r-r-right now
hold the L boxlet
I'd love to see that tape
Yoji ano, rickson tells the story on rogan. It's a pretty good episode in general. Jiu jitsu life in 80s rio was crazy.
that's right little boxing boy, delete your posts out of shame
it was the MMA Angles my guys
Schaub was right.
Honestly Artem is the funniest fighter for a boxing champ to lose to
>literal meme
>t rex arms
>terrible record
>only relevant because of conor
Somehow despite all this he is better than a world champion of hopscotch
Can Weili Zhang dethrone her?
thoughts on dillon danis?
Heems Khabib in Bare Knuckle combat jiu jitsu
It's time for a chinese UFC champ and will never happen in mens divisions
>mfw
in 5 years most champs will be chinese. mma is new to china.
Does zhangs social credit score go up if she becomes champion?
put wmma
on separate cards
Song Yadong retires Cejudo
Why do steroids only "pulse" in UFC fighters tested by USADA?
chink insects will never compete at high level unless their genetic modifying program saves them
Why dont they give omalley an exemption?
Champ roster full of jamals
Because he's a prelim fighter that doesn't sell PPVs.
haven't watched a single fight since conor-khabib. when is conor fighting next? when is the next big fight?
They already gave him a fixed fight. Isnt that enough?
Never
>
One of alis irrelevant dagirat fighters got an exemption for pulsing. But i guess alis dick tastes too good to dana.
They are. He’s not getting suspended. Just not licensed to fight in Vegas
dana knows about his terrorist contacts
marreta will fold jones like a shitty poker hand
he needs to snitch someone out first
Based "Marreta will fold" user
They built a PI in China and have some NFL combine-type event planned, they're looking at major expansion so you never know. UFC and the Chinese government are a perfect match since they treat their people the same way
Korean Zombie isn't going to beat Max you delusional boomers, dude couldn't even take Yair down with 3 attempts.
Literally zero posts about this in this thread or anywhere, Luke
max got CTE too early in his career. korean zombie will delete his chin and end the max meme.
brehs
just answer my Qs
any non-shit fights coming up? I'm talking >700k ppv-tier fights?
UFC 239
Max vs KZ is a pure CTE vs CTE contest
UFC can't do 700k PPV buys with the espn+ model kek
>jon jones - literally who
>WWM
>masvidal - literally who
>rockhold - literally who
not bad, will probably watch but that main event is fucking grim
based cazzie
>196'er calls me a cazzie
wew, I watched ufc in the days that tito was its biggest star, excuse me for not keeping up with all these literallywhos
>700k
The only ones on the active roster that put up those numbers are Jones and McGregor.
oh for sure my guy
Colby vs kamaru does +700k
why is mcgregor not fighting?
I hope even less, fuck dana
why would he
he sucks at everything else
Thoughts on taking a nap?
thoughts on working over night?
thoughts on brick walls?
thoughts on billie eilish?
thoughts on instagram?
thoughts on gymnastics?
thoughts on airplanes?
thoughts on haemochromatosis?
thoughts on 10 hour shifts?
thoughts on Yea Forums?
thoughts on the boston red sox?
thoughts on taking the picks?
thoughts on nsfw pictures?
thoughts on steven sletten?
thoughts on lillian?
thoughts on EKRE?
thoughts on sophie griffin?
thoughts on kylie maede?
thoughts on jessica rose clark?
thoughts on seinfeld?
thoughts on kramer?
thoughts on derek schott?
thoughts on working proxies?
thoughts on the dark knight?
thoughts on milan?
thoughts on prague?
thoughts on flowers?
thoughts on chocolate?
thoughts on michael?
thoughts on KAPO?
thoughts on interpol?
thoughts on scat?
thoughts on spamming?
thoughts on inherting 20 million usd?
thoughts on mini khabib?
thoughts on cyber security?
thoughts on being black and gay?
thoughts on wiggers?
thoughts on the chevy camaro?
curious how Conor’s teammates keep winning in 2019 but Conor doesn’t
Paulie is getting fired right?
who wants to listen to an analys that lost to fucking Artem
I live in Vegas who is this dude?
Hes still good, hes just to successful to fight. no fighter has ever come close and never will come close again to the success hes had
Because Conor hasnt fought in 2019 you dumbass lmao, was that really hard to figure out? prolly for u
How would Melissa Kek Feng Shui do in the UFC?
>Thoughts on taking a nap?
Good, as long as you don't overdo it (more than 2 hours) and as long as you dont do it too late in the evening
>thoughts on working over night?
not a fan
>thoughts on brick walls?
my fav walls
>thoughts on billie eilish?
dont know him
>thoughts on instagram?
like how it has led to a space race among thots, a thottery race
>thoughts on gymnastics?
always hated it
>thoughts on airplanes?
convenient
>thoughts on haemochromatosis?
no clue what it is
>thoughts on 10 hour shifts?
bit long but doable
>thoughts on Yea Forums?
my entry to Yea Forums a decade and a half ago, terrible back in the day but infinitely better than /pol/
>thoughts on the boston red sox?
dont care
>thoughts on taking the picks?
dont know
>thoughts on nsfw pictures?
some good, some shit
>thoughts on steven sletten?
sletten means sluts in dutch
>thoughts on lillian?
who?
>thoughts on EKRE?
who?
>thoughts on sophie griffin?
who?
>thoughts on kylie maede?
who?
>thoughts on jessica rose clark?
who?
>thoughts on seinfeld?
unfunny
>thoughts on kramer?
unfunny
>thoughts on derek schott?
who?
>thoughts on working proxies?
good
>thoughts on the dark knight?
love it
>thoughts on milan?
overrated shithole
>thoughts on prague?
overrated but still great
>thoughts on flowers?
dont like em
>thoughts on chocolate?
not a fan of how it makes me fat
>thoughts on michael?
who?
>thoughts on KAPO?
what?
>thoughts on interpol?
lame
>thoughts on scat?
disgusting
>thoughts on spamming?
hate it
>thoughts on inherting 20 million usd?
like the sound of it
>thoughts on mini khabib?
who?
>thoughts on cyber security?
we need it
>thoughts on being black and gay?
one more strike and you're out
>thoughts on wiggers?
hate em
>thoughts on the chevy camaro?
not into cars
answered on mobile
OK I think based
holy fuck the nerve of this guy
It's really unfortunate that when given the choice of UFC, Bellator, and BKFC, that BKFC is the most palatable. UFC puts out the worst card of 2019 and Bellator still uses tape delay and fucks up their entire show.
I hope Bellator goes bankrupt and failed UFC fighters are forced to kill themselves instead of seeking redemption.
they’re not failed UFC fighters they’re just old
Dan you used to be so innocent this is all your fault
This is my friend's neighbor
>boxing
no mas
>bare nuck
nyet
Montana looks really pretty even like that
Heem's boy delivered
She a cute, but she wears too much clothing
Hey ElessDee, you hanging in there buddeh?
Conor lost his mind
Conor lost every round
Conor lost the fight
Conor lost the title
Conor lost the battle
Conor lost the struggle
Conor lost the war
Conor lost the story
Conor lost his fans
Conor lost his legacy
Who would've thought that Artem would actually be elite one day
Cant wait until Artem cements himself as the GOAT of bareknuckle boxing and for Conor to challenge him.
Hes the ultimate glass cannon.
I think he becomes a face collector in BK
Until he gets to Artem and gets shut down
Those shirts are based. Alexa, Cat, McMann, and Juliana wear them
Artem looked like shit and landed 2 clean shots
Paulie looked worse and jab ran and its clear he hasn't fought for a long time
feel sorry for Paulie, what Conor did was scum, ex WBA ww champ doesnt deserve being dragged through the mud.
Artem seems like a good guy and although the fight was a joke deserved the victory.
would love to see the promoter get heemed
Rapist, you are rapist
Cope
Paulie is scum.
He is trash.
He spit on and slapped artem leading up to the fight.
He's garbage and that was his last fight. Ever.
what records?
there have been 3 new champ champs and out of the 4 total hes the weakest one with 0 title defenses
a legacy of failure
Of course it was a joke when a boxer lost
>stand square to your opponent
>just hang your lead arm out there in no mans land
>get punched in the face with an overhand right against a no kicker
>get punched by a wrestler with poor boxing (dat overreach, dat desperate eyes closed recoil to get your balance back)
>no slip, no block, no last minute shoulder roll
Poirier is going to KILL khabib. SS this
Stephens in bare knuckle would be amazing. He would tear people to complete shreds.
t. retard
Having 0 titles is a huge step backwards
cope with what?
I like Artem
I feel sorry for Paulie
Yeah he's scum, so is Conor for what he did, agree Paulie was a maggot for doing that shit but the dumb cunt shouldnt have taken the fight in the first place
I wouldnt call Paulie a boxer at this stage of his life
>I wouldnt call Paulie a boxer at this stage of his life
Would you if Paulie did won that fite?
>da weedard
Prime Conor would have slipped and countered that shitty eyes closed overhand 10 times out of 10
Khabib is overextended which is why the shit cunt backs up so hard after he throws
>what if
kind of my point finnbro. there was no what if,
he is a shadow of what he used to be which eliminates the what if
Yeah, but would you say the same if he Paulie won that. be honest.
lol retard doesnt even know what hes watching
You can't duck me forever, Khabib
Cope
thinking you're the retard, haven't countered one point Ive made, just generalisations.
t.just bleed
>H-H-He would have missed if he didn't land!!!!!!
>B-Barboza!
>A-Actually T-Tony!
>C-Conor for s-sure!
>U-Um P-Poirier I guess?
27-0 inshallah
answer to my q, u dum
youre talking hypotheticals and Ive answered your question
get someone who can understand english properly to explain the post to you
still no valid points mate
Salhambindalahhabim brother
alghagibmo
Aaaáæà A allalalala
Sallaaah bin mohamedom
Ahbinmalasalahhhhhh
I havent watched Moose-Lovato, were there any good fight on that card?
Ok, I don't need an answer, I can see your insecurity regarding the subject
Moose lovato was good and close, lovato has crazy takedowns
I don't need to raise any valid points when your argument is literally "b-but Khabib WOULD'VE gottten knocked out!!!".
This. It really PISSES me off that people were saying that was a boring fight.
I don't think it will ever happen. Conor's making too much money and will see it as a step backwards.
Lightweight fights I want to see, in order
>Khabib vs. Ferguson
>Conor vs. Ferguson
Other than that, I really don't care although I'd be cool with
>Poirier vs. Ferguson
>Conor vs. Cowboy
in the meantime
None of the above fights are ever going to happen, except maybe Poirier vs. Ferguson after Khabib submits Poirier in September
>insecurity
what? Paulie got pumped, I said that, hes washed up, acted like a cunt in the lead up and lost. Artem deserved the win and is a nice dude.
>what if Paulie won
It would have been a miracle and not deserved after the way he acted in the lead up.
Is that the answer you wanted or doesnt fit?
I criticised Khabibs poor boxing ability and Conors lack of defensive skills which are normally on point. I even broke it down and explained why Khabib is shit and why Conor was shit.
Youre just spamming retard retard
Your muzzrat wants Tony to fight Justin
>Pliz Dairna , muh legacee. Pliz Dairna no Tony
he's a shitter and has fought absolute cans, his striking is amateur and Poirier will beat him
You dont like the thought of that do you?
>calls a perfect takedown feint which put canor on his backfoot expecting a takedown and the proceeding overhand right to be "sloppy" and "lucky"
watch more mma, perhaps take up training
KZ vs Kattar
homosexual faggot
>feint
>Conor standing flat footed conducting a choir
I train and fight buddy, reckon you need to get off the couch and stop larping . Khabibs opponents have been carefully selected for him, just like Conors were.
Your amateur is showing
I love Ryan Hall and his instructionals unironically helped me get my blue belt, but Khabib is literally 50lbs heavier than Ryan Hall and would turn him into a paste. Ryan has never in his life looked down at a scale and seen a number higher than 165.
Hell, I don't know what everyone else wanted, but im satisfied.
this. based
lol retard
cope
Which female UFC fighter has the worst CTE?
Poirier got KO'd by Michael Johnson and Conor McGregor and Khabib handled them both
I can play fantasy for the sake of fight promotion and building but dont bring that nonsense to real discussion
just ignore australian posters except for webm guy
Took "Prime Conor" several rounds to heem a defenseless Eddie Alvarez when a literal bum from One KO'd Alvarez in mere seconds
Conors mythology is based on lies and a single lucky KO
>dude mma math lmao
Face it, you got blown the fuck out
michael johnson also beat tony ferguson and artem, and finished tibau in many ways he's better than khabib
We really knocked /box/ down a peg. One of their best guys is fighting and the thread is moving at a snails crawl.
Joanna
it's more about how shit poorier is
>27-0
>not a valid point
Inshallah, alhamdulilah
that's a good pick with all of her fights outside of mma
Poirier has matured as a fighter, you dumb cunts think any ko is final regarding the ability of 2 fighters
It happens all the time.
lol, you're the most hated posters here and your main sports are advertisments.
No one cares
Tonys opponents get progressively less beaten up as time goes on?
Is he getting weaker?
>5-0
fixed that for you bud
cared enough to reply fucking FAGGOT lmao
>autistic baby screams
>SHUT UP
>you care!!
Yikes
Me? No, I'm not Dustin Poirier
11-0 bud in UFC
dustin is a can and khabib beats him with ease. imagine being so caz to think otherwise
Huh?
my AKA source told me khabib will take a dive, retire and live out his life in the mountains with his 12 year old wife
axhully Dustin will take Khabib to hell
khabib is a can and dustin beats him with ease. imagine being so caz to think otherwise
Lads I put 400$ on Artem but my bet didnt go through. JEwSA doesn't let you bet with visa?
the khabib h8rs are revved lmao 27-0 undefeated undisputed. easy work in uae, free money for non cazzies
he is not undisputed with 2 undefeated (since they got the belt) interim champs
Um sorry /box/ but can you do THIS???? Yeah, exactly, sit the F down kiddos.
who has the best ufc record of all time?
Jon Jones
Only 1 interim, Dustin. Tony was before Khabib
Michael Johnson & McGregor have fast hands. Khabib doesn't.
Tony never lost. He's the most legitimate LW champ.
but he is still active and undefeated so obviously it is disputed
Hunnie persent Poovin Pee is a munster
In today's politically correct society, you could never have fighters named Big Nog or Little Nog.
Oh for sure GDR is the true champion my man
I get this "Tony is like us, fucked in the head"
Get Tony a titleshot and we can get over this.
How much of an underdog would Dustin have to be for you guys to legitimately bet on him? No meme answers.
Tony hasn’t lost since
Khabib: UFC (Super) Lightweight champion
Tony: UFC (Regular) Lightweight champion
Dustin: UFC (Interim) Lightweight Champion
Conor: UFC Lightweight Champion Emeritus
Gaethje: UFC Gold Lightweight Champion
Its very complicated
wins
if you exclude confirmed roiders it's either khabib or tony who has the best ufc record of all time
Your boy just got worked for 8 rounds and then was gifted a tko
Zabit hasn't lost so in many ways he's the real 145 lb champion
box vs heem , WHEN ?
Nina Ansaroff is a lucky woman
fucking what? please tell me cazzies don’t actually believe this
already happened, we are 1-1
if it was bare knuckle boxing she would be getting a title shot before tatiana borez
>Tell me your thoughts on Dustin Poirier
he is tough guy. 25 wins, lot of experience. good footwork, good boxing. but he is stand up guy. max holloway. gaethje. eddie. all standup. i like dustin, i respect what he does for community, he does not have like, 1 shot power. he is accumulative striker. these are easiest for me. i will make him tired. finish.
>Tell me your thoughts on Tony Ferguson
he is not as technical as dustin. of course, he is good on the ground. dustin is good on the ground. not bad. not high level wrestling pressure good but not bad. he has darce which works on a lot of guys. this does not work on me. and, i think, hes skinny. i will hold a little bit, play with, and kill his energy. i saw him in sacramento vs danny castilo. i was very surprise he won that fight. i thought he lost easily. he seems to have problem with wrestlers. kevin lee for instance, take him down, full mount easy. i am much different than kevin lee. he will get tired 1 round. i will keep go 5 rounds. 10 rounds. doesnt matter. he is still tough opponent, good for legacy, but if i can be honest, very easy fight for me.
How do we settle the trilogy?
>who is mercer
>who is couture
>being this caz
it's 2 - 2
Take Conor out, he fought Khabib in a unification bout remember
>ow OW OW OW
>PLEASE DON'T KILL ME KHABIB IM SORRY
>PLEASE
>4 rounds to finish conor
>very easy fight, 1 round tony is tired
lmao
i can't tell if you're making this up or quoting him
500+
are you RPing as Khabib lmao
Yes but he did win the story of the fight, very importantly the third round to be exact, and the war
What about MVP
>what about this can crushing kick boxer who crushed 2 boxing cans
what about him
tony objectively has the best ufc record for a non-roider
Lima would starch GGG tb honest bee
khabib is defeated
Is this from interview or u memeing
>Hasn't beaten anyone good except RDA
hmm....
>4 rounds to humiliate Conor
its a marathon not a sprint my boy
which fighter is the least can crusher ever?
Its SpergOP larping. Absolute cringe
Unironically dustin poirier
>beat every style of fighter in the toughest ufc division
>all of whom have winning records
>longest winning streak in the division
>10 performance bonuses
he beg me
"please, dont kill me"
now he want rematch. lol
why isn't khabib's brother any good?
Cope
he has canors back in the first 30 seconds
He legitimately wanted to drain Canor and play with him standing, neuter him for the world
worked too
He has like 10 brothers
chael sonnen records himself talking in a hotel room and it's better than a guy who got a showtime comedy special. really makes you think that brendan schaub is the worst person in mma media.
Cope
wow he beat a featherweight alcoholic and drug addict who got destroyed by nate diaz
>MACGREGOR, HE SAYING TO ME, PLEEZ DO NAT KEEL ME, WAI I HAVE TO FIGHT GUY WHO NAT WIN NOTHING IN LAST THREE YEAR???
The special may kill his career but it seems Schaub and his people are now just pretending it never happened.
i like how in the middle of it he became known as the stream snitch to compound his awfulness
>stream snitch
lol how dumb do you have to be to think the ufc doesnt know about fucking illegal streams just lmao
they shut down /r/boxingstreams a month prior and /r/mmastreams had already gotten several DMCA notices.
>he will get tired 1 round
Lel
Conor is taller than Khabib lmao
Cope
Sugar Sean being legit framed and sabotaged
nah they shut it down literally 3 days after schaub couldnt keep his mouth shut
wouldnt surprise me if schaub personally called dana to let him know "b"
I actually liked schawlbs showtime show
Kevin Lee gets tired 1 round
I know reading comprehension is hard
CORAL ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK CORAL
Alah
Aaaaaalalala
Mogamedin salaaah
At welterweight. It's fake, but it has low quality takes.
is it too early to call this the worst fight card of all time
you legit have brain damage if you think the people that run these organizations arent aware of the biggest detriment to their profits and the only thing stopping them was knowing where to find the sites. the site received tons of complaints already, obviously they werent leet anonymoose hackers you fucking dope
is this ppv or ESPN?
honestly a good fap session
I love when virgin numales on YouTube tell people who hate WMMA that any of the women could beat them up, even though 90% of the fighters are victims of domestic violence.
espn+ 14
surely they're adding some bigger fights
there's no way they're pulling that shit
That's stunningly poor
UFC know but Schaub prompted the shutdown because he mentioned it in a public forum that cazzies watch
it's in uruguay so maybe
the women literally could beat you up, they would tap you
>they would tap you
Oh yeah, I'm sure they would.
imagine your name becoming synonymous with streams getting shut down as you're bribing people with cbd oil for fake reviews
maybe in the third world where everybody is malnourished and 50 pounds underweight, but 90% of dudes could easily heem pro female fighters.
Khabib Nurmagomedov
You probably think you could take the Williams at tennis because that guy who was only worse than 200 people on Earth could
Why isn’t anyone talking about the fact Mousassi got flushed by a semi-journeymen bjj guy with no striking
has never been bested in a professional MMA match
ufc heavyweight stipe miochich
because he's a ufc washout
Because it's Bellator
Literally no one talks about Bellator
We watched it and we don't even talk about it. And Moose said before the fight he doesn't give much of a shit and only wants the money now anyway, and the fight wasn't exactly thrilling
>veronica macedo vs rachael ostovich
Its a great card dafuq u talkin bout
He didn’t prompt anything. Streaming robs the UFC of millions upon millions. The only thing stopping them was proper legal precedent
no but i can beat her in a fight
Semi journeyman? Lovato is a world champion in jiu jitsu. Only the second American to do it, first since BJ, unbeaten and mostly unchallenged in MMA.
What she going to beat me in, a dick measuring contest?
He’s what? 40?
Journeyman
My-oh-sick
Don't be dumb.
shut up let him be what he wants to be
Ben Askren lost to Loler
Oh, so you want your throat slit too?
based
The only thing that matters in the grand scheme of things is what his official record says. That is what moves a fighter up and down the rankings, wins; not what some mongoloid says on Yea Forums.
>I don' care, b-bring me another legend, I don't care, call me the legend killer, I don't care
>That is what moves a fighter up and down the rankings
uhhhh actually the /heem/ rankings are the most important and respected rankings in MMA and we judge who won the decision, the fight, the story and the war.
Lawler beat Askren, Cope.
That’s not what journeyman means
*wins anyway*
I don't know who in their right mind would sign a contract to fight that nasty faggot. Sounds like a really convoluted way to contract AIDS.
Its real and the source was posted already brainlet
>the decision, the fight, the story and the war
Peepe Peeoshit
*wins on a bad stoppage after getting his fat ass bullied around the octagon for several minutes*
A 37 year old at that.
Whats worse is Rory got flushed by Mousasi. The absolute state of Bellator right now is in shambles.
>i dont care, bring me another dick, i dont care
>implying leben doesnt already have atleast 5 stds
No ones watching a 17 minute interview to match your transcription loser
fuck you user
Khabib looks like he smells
Is that why his grappling is so effective?
Rory’s almost a full two weight classes lower. It wasn’t unexpected. Maybe not SO one sided I guess
>beat every style of fighter in the toughest ufc division
Which elite boxer has he beaten? LW isn't the best division anymore, it's pretty stagnant. You can tell because Canbum has reached the top 5.
>all of whom have winning records
Lol
>longest winning streak in the division
Not very impressive after you take his opponents into account
>10 performance bonuses
Skill level isn't determined based off of how well you appeal to the fans.
Despite talking about God so often, Rory probably keeps children locked up in his basement to molest whenever he's not training.
Cope
>Mr. Bone
literally fapping right now
The molestation is part of the training, buddeh.
Watching Brendan Schaub doing comedy always makes me want to fap. Not because of any sense of pleasure, but as part of a spiraling depression and self loathing ritual as I feel like I can't get any lower in life than watching a guy who named himself "Big Brown" attempting stand up.
Unironically, how would Ngannou x Wilder go?
you pick the rules
>you pick the rules
Both strip naked. The one with the darker skin tone gets to drill your wife first. Joe Rogan commentates, of course.
I don't think Moose cares about fighting anymore desu, just wants a few more checks. He's said before that he's worried about CTE and he has investments in real estate
ngannou is unironically the superior boxer and wins 10/10 times
user, you know that isn't true
Regular boxing, 350oz pillows, magumbo still escorts him to the shadowrealm
Seething
Schaub
That'll be a "no" from me boss
Imagine what Curtis Blaydes would do to Francis
I followed PVZ on Instagram and a bunch of middle aged Indian guys popped up in the recommendations
Mike Tyson explains in this interview 18:14
youtube.com
PVZ is incarnation one of their gods
That would be a crazy fight! They should totally book that one at some point, don't know why they haven't yet.
I invented jamal is asain as shit
For me, it’s Jairzinho.
lest we forget, Khabib is undefeated
Undefeated? Heh... doesn't mean much until he fights...
me...
That's neat... but did you know Henry Cejudo has a gold medal?
Brendan Schaub is comedic genius, I mean, an ASIAN named JAMAL?!? Who could even think of that?
And the half hour long bit about jacking off to Hulk Hogan? Revolutionary stuff
Tony type of guy to beat Khabib
he was fun, that's for sure
more fun HWs with Gane, Castro and Jairzinho
Is it different when Brendan talks about going to McDonalds and Rogan, Bravo and Diaz as it is when Chappelle talks about his buddy Chip?
>Did you see the new Michael Jackson documentary
>WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK
wtf are you talking about user
Imagine how hard Dana is seething knowing he cut the man who would become the biggest drawl in a direct competitor
No such thing as tune up fights in high level mma. No fight is a gimme, especially not gaethje or any other top 15 lw
Derrick lewis would split fools faces asunder
Guys, unironically how should I start training? Kickboxing and BJJ gyms? Should I just heem bums in the streets?
lol dead
Take Karate... it's the OG martial art and will get you heeming fools in no time.
Looked like Mousasi won rounds 2,3 and 4 to me.
yeah well who the fuck are you bro
I thought boxers are the best though?
Just learn 2 head movement and to throw an overhand and you will be heeming 90% of the fools in the streets
Have any of you jiu jitsu guys ever rolled with a girl? How do you stop from getting a boner?
Have ed
just store it in her vagina while rolling
Khabib is on of the most overrated champ in the sport currently, has never face a high level wrestler or bjj practitioner and would get wrestlefucked and boxed up by Colby, Marty or Woodley if he ever went up to 170...and if any of those same dudes at 170 went up to 185 they would be eaten alive by Yoel, the Chris or Jacare
>too successful to fight
>got his ass whooped by someone 100x more successful than him
>a 0-0 boxer takes several rounds and almost knocks out the greatest of all time
>got his ass whooped
>almost knocks out
>hits one mediocre uppercut that Floyd literally laughed at
>overrated irish can got beat by a 50 year old with brittle bones
Also khabib won the story of their fight don't @ me
Henry is so shook he framed Sugar Sean
Sean is fookin done, say goodbye to that skinny twink boy, RIP in peaxce sean o malleys gay ass career boys
>cejudo the turbomanlet thinks he would have a chance against lomachenko in bare knuckle boxing
FUCKING LOL
My bad senpai - Michael Jackson
>bad stoppage
what the fuck do you think would have happened if the ref didn't stop it? Have you ever had your neck cranked like that by an olympic wrestler?
Based
Furthermore, Jamal was ASIN
he's gonna be champ, they can't keep him down forever
Knight was robbed against Lobov rematch when
knight should go WWE. He shoots a peach of a promo
Hardy vs Rozenstruik, go. Thank me later
no desu
dude I'm worried about you, we might need to talk on the phone one day soon
I'm unironically getting a mental evaluation test tomorrow, pretty nervous cant sleep.
jamal is uniorinically a surprising name for an asian fella
>a peach
literal faggot
lots of people do that its chill bro
thanks, guess I'm mostly just nervous about getting the results
the results will be that youre a peach of a beast, everybody knows that
not in the real world
i swear all the shit like this is that terrorist agent guys idea
The next ufc reject
Any webms of his fight? Dude was flowy af
bj penn.....
>tfw my boy lost
how do i cope?
lose my number
Twice now I've lost money on KZ KO'ing someone early
Any man who feels the need to brag or justify their manhood by saying they can beat women is a loser and is either distressingly skinny or disgustingly obese, never an in between.
you're just too focused on the positions to pop a boner all of a sudden, and i'm not a perv
Stephens would do really well
he'd get fucking rekt,ayy
He mogged him. Canor looked awful that entire fight, got taken down 10 seconds in and couldn't get up for the rest of the round. Dominated in round 2 and then when he fight was standing got dropped by a grandma punch. He's so overrated and whack
imagine Hunt and Rumble doing bare knuckle, people would die
Current Rumble is Ngannou-tier in terms of weight. Here he's holding Lobov back with one finger
lmfao
lmao so hard
just imagine what Gooby could do to Paulie in a bare knuckle fight
i'd say let this be a lesson to you but you are clearly incapable of learning from your mistakes. i'd suggest stop gambling.
Im unironically convinced mayweather wouldve broken his hands in a bkb fight
Let the Bong make the thread.
I think I might have had too much coffee, my guy
he's sleeping
SHOWTIME DROPPED PAULIE!!!!!
Let's do this
...
Rumble's power is over rated. He couldn't KO Arlovski, in fact he broke his hand trying KO him. Just shows the power of HWs.
Get rid of the upper weight limit for HW and drop the lower to 180. Make it 180lbs and up.
If you're at least 5'4" you should be fighting at heavyweight.
Floyd betted on himself to finish Conor in the tenth round, and he did exactly that. He wanted to give people a show