/hoc/ - off season edition

Hughes. He will struggle to find a role with the Devils next season. Kakko can basically slot right into a top line role with Zibanejad.

>kappo
Kaapo

Hughes

Hey, /hoc/... What time is the game tonight?

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Car parts or Carolina.

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hughes is a center. I think he can find himself there

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The weak should fear the strong

>3:09
>4:50

youtube.com/watch?v=6DuG-68P6Xg

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BUF @ PHI, 7 pm
SJS @ BOS
CGY @ NYI
OTT @ WSH
PIT @ CBJ
LAK @ CAR
MTL @ DET, 7:30
MIN @ WPG, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
NSH @ STL
FLA @ ARZ, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
DAL @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)

age old question: are finns elite

why is the manlet not even looking at kakko?

elite at busting

inside women

But where? Outside the Devils top line there won't be much support for a little kid that is still learning. Hischier will be their top line centre with hall on his wing and probably palmeri as well. Maybe Hughes gets some top unit pp time but likely he is on 2nd unit.

Devils want to win now. They won't give him much time before he finds himself being sheltered in low min. Rags on the other hand aren't as desperate to be great right now and are in need of a top line winger like Kakko. He will likely get most of the season on the top line and top pp unit unless he is really bad. But given his play at the world championship this summer, looks like he's going to be more than capable. Hughes stunk there though.

t. swede on a proxy

without their consent

jews are afraid of nordics

this is based

devils need a goalie regardless. schneider is dead and they are gonna kill blackwood regardless. who knows what they do

When is July 1st?

age old question: how do they play ice hockey in sunbelt where there is no ice

Total class act and humble guy. very distressing knowing my team, the Devils will be choosing Hughes. Kaapo kakko is a far better player and his humility speaks volumes about his character. Id also add that Hughes is jewish. jewish players have VERY different personalities that mesh well on Wall Street or on Long Island but NOT with Canadian farmboys. Read up on how Matt Schneider and Cammelieri got on with their teammates - TERRIBLY. Schneider is arguably the least popular player in the history of the NHL. Avoid this tribesman

Who will the Ducks get in the feee agency?

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thescore.com/nhl/news/1789584/report-sharks-pavelski-not-close-on-contract-extension

street hockey.

hot ice

We have the technology

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Which rinks have the best ice?

Which rinks have the worst ice?

How do I stop sweating so much?

Don’t do anything?

what are you up to this Sunday /hoc/?
Making some slow cooked chicken, for chicken tacos later and mowing the grass. Peak boomer

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The canadian rinks probably have the best ice.
The ice for my team is fucking horrible. They have to switch it between hockey and apehoop every night so.

rub ice on your body

picking up laundry
drinking beer
taking out the trash
playing video games

maybe in that order, maybe not.

laundry and applying for a job

Couldn't we just discuss about relevant teams?

if it's just your face or pits you can buy some of this apteekkituotteet.fi/epages/Kaupat.sf/fi_FI/?ObjectPath=/Shops/Eura/Products/321334
works for my sweaty pits, unfortunately that's not the only place where I sweat a lot

is that some sort of fake ice?

Just play vidya and cook steak later, depending if my parents bought groceries. Then I will watch Sunday Night Baseball and hope the Angels win.

get an air conditioner

how do we stop summer heat, lads?

Went to store and bought two pairs of jeans. One pair of Levi's and one cheap pair from H&M.
Then I ate at a chinese restaurant buffet alone.
Then went to the cinema alone.
Then came home and went for a 10km jog.
Then ate some ground beef and wok vegetables.
Then went to the store to buy set's to watch formula 1 race.
Then watched formula 1 race (from VOD)
Then shaved and showered.
Now im posting in /hoc/,

nope

I bought triple dry from apteek's and it doesnt work at all. Why would this be any different, probably snake oil as well.

>Then went to the cinema alone.
isnt that illegal?

are you applying it correctly? You're supposed to do it before you go to bed. Careful if you do it while wet/sweaty though cause it starts to sting like a bitch

im not but ill try that now.

Poo K Poobban

>who will bust harder: the manlet or the finn
wow that's a tough one, gonna have to go with the finn out of habit

drinking
have to do laundry at some point

such an unbelievable moment ya know uh its pretty surreal uhhh hard to describe ya know its what you dream of as a kid being able to play in the NHL is a dream come true ya know and uhhh ya know excited to get to work

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friendly reminder that there has only been ONE (1) finn who hasn't failed expectations in the history of the nhl

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finlan

kotkaniemi is based tho

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based kotka

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This would be better if it was Broberg

pucks? deep.

nucks? weep.

Öööhh vell först of ool ai vant to say FAK jäk huuhs and FAK nev jersey devils thank juu päk to ap stairs

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what is the context to this?

puljus? sleep.

>the devils actually traded for him and took on his entire salary
OH NO NO NO NO

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can someone read this on vocaroo?

when you get drafted by a team that plays in a 50 degrees celcius hot desert

dumb F*nns are going to meme this kid into busting as hard as poopooparty

PK Subban is a great _____________.

vocaroo.com/i/s0oRlS8zGW6X

stupid FROG

thats more of a german accent

kek

we still need the best/worst ice rankings vocaroo remade, lads

rude

>You now remember Sheldon Souray

quebec is strong with this vocaroo

i never forgot

hfboards.mandatory.com/threads/who-has-the-best-prospects-in-the-league.2629011/
lol hasb

yeah i can't actually do accents at all sorry

>soon

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Very tankerous.

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this is why you train your neck too

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jewish as fuck

tässä langassa huastellaan tästä lähtien aenoastaan savommuan murteella. haistakee kanukit ja jenkit ja hurrit ja ryssät helevetin pitkä paska.

Hughes looked cute as a teenager but Kakko will 100% look more handsome as an adult. Already Jack looks a bit dorky next to Kakko there.

vocaroo.com/i/s0sawHMoVzHS

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Jewish genes will kick in.

KAKKO NO!

i fucking love you finlan

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How many Finns were taken this year?

BINLAN!

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His face will look good on the wall of MSG

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based FUCK sun belt

ok so the results are in and only 32.3%...

nothing to be worried about r-right guys?

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kek

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no avs game? fuck you gary

I slept in
Currently doing laundry
Was going to go on a short hike today, but it rained.
Will probably start in on marathoning EVA on Netflix later today.

weak minded americans can't deal with chad pulju demanding trade.

epicly based

>Norway: 0%

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brazil france in 20 bings

>implying the Oilers aren't purposely holding onto Pulju so they can give him to Seattle in the expansion draft

Why do you think Tippett was with the Seattle group so long? He was a plant by Holland.

holyfuck there's literally going to be more americans drafted in like 6 years

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USA USA USA USA
FUCK YOU
USA USA USA USA

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And what is the breakdown by round?

Just ordered this shirt. Go Rangers!

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I really hope Finns are only being ironic
>rags
fans

I'm going to start blowing obscene amounts of money on junior league jerseys

what is tonights movie lads. we haven't watched anything in a few days.

Fun fact: the vast majority of Americans are barely even aware that hokki exists

no hokkey tonight?? Garey what the F mate?

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For me, it's Texas Sex Rangers

youtube.com/watch?v=b-EcmNOAqag

t. Aqakuktuq from Manitoba

New York is BASED

stomping grounds

how do we get shannon onto /hoc/

imagine how much fortnite laine and ville heinola have played already

its doesnt say and im not going to post every round but heres the first round

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Ask nicely during one of his streams

More brapwifeposting

>Only 3 Canadians in first 15
Your era is over, you maple sucking fuck

dirty harry

you really got to feel for phillip broberg

Unkown Soldier (2017)

youtube.com/watch?v=NTYesNj_sBg

we are an apehoop country now

>canada

Anal Intruder

FAKE NEWS

nightcrawler

Sam wins Stanley Cup 2020

Watching women's soccer

the majority of burgers drafted in the first round will bust after having to play against men

Honestly legal pot has almost turned into too much of a good thing.

When I was in high school I used to dream of a world where I can just buy a pack of pre rolled joints like you would cigarettes and now the dream is actually real it's somehow less enjoyable

whats up leafs nation

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>huenigs vs baguettenigs
should be a decent game

Get Out

>When I was in high school
this is why
pot isn't cool after high school/college

should I be concerned by drafting a swedish forward?

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interesting edit

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he looks like Swedish Datsyuk
don't know if it's a good thing

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>"Kaapo Kakko? Why yes, I most certainly think he'll be a much better player than Jack Hughes."

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he was also projected top 10 but got hurt beforehand. Maybe this kid can be gud since swedes do like this kids play

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why are swedes so ugly

danish admixture

>new jersey has aquired adam helewka from nashville in exchange for future considerations

big if true

Seattle Superconductors

Xheattle Dickgirls

>look mom, I posted it again

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samefag with a pass

Seattle Sushi

our season?????

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BASED

t. His mom

just woke up didnt bother with church today

>Vich rink has the best ice?
Bell Center (Montrehal) - 28 procents
Roguher Ploceh (Hedmonton) - 21.7 procents
Bell MTS Ploceh (Binnipeg) - 6.6 procents
Axel Energui Center (Saint Paul) - 6 procents
Scottyah Bank Saddlehdomeh (Calgarou) - 6 procents

>Vich rink has the werst ice?
BehBehYahTeh Center (Sundrice) - 16.8 procents
Gila Rivher Arena (Glendaleh) - 10.7 procents
Barclow Center (Prooclun) - 10.7 procents
Honda Center (Ohnaheym) - 8.6 procents
PehAnCeh Arena (Releigue) - 5.9 procents

Thinking it would be pretty based if seattle eliminated vancouver from the playoffs in their inaugural season

based: seattle vancouver playoffs series

>Here's Hughes, carries the puck over the line, passes to Pettersson and across to Boeser HE SCORE IN DOUBLE OVERTIME
Yup and that's basically how the Canucks won the Stanley Cup in 5 games against the Blue Jackets in 2021

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Seattle Octopussies

BASED time traveler bro

HOLY SHIT ITS THE PROCENTS GUY

Kek get fucked faggot

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Probably, but all Finns sound the same.

Gimi doesn't sound like this

That's racist bro

Cringe

>countless intense and deranged fetishes played out across thousands of sites on the internet
>i jack off to girls on youtube trying on bikinis

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What are you going to do about it? Call Trudeau on me?

yes he will send you to his reeducation camps up in nunavut

dont joke about that bro

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>that one friend who tells you he's finishing something real quick than he's ready to go
>its been an hour
Thank you for keeping me entertained /hoc/

What were the nev jersy djuvels thinking ? Our boy Kappo will murder that little child Jack, if they put him in rink next season.

krappo

finnophobia is still very much a problem in the "old boys club"

Crapko

they knew he wouldnt be able to handle peekays presence

snus

Does the Ducks have enough money to get Mitch Marner?

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Chadpo

no

If the Sharks don't resign Pavelski, I'm going to shoot myself

How many days until preseason

about to sign up to my first gym with a sauna. im i honorary finn now?

just do it now

>talks between Zuccarello and the Stars appear to be going nowhere

This post will generate guaranteed replies

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>/>93690187
hello? hello?

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Looks like July 1st will actually be interesting

102 days 2 hours 56 minutes 50 seconds

twitdoc.com/view.asp?id=494067&sid=AL83&ext=DOCX&lcl=Leafs-draft-picks.docx&usr=CoachsCornerDC

once again based grapes shitting all over the laffers.

Alright, guys. Why is it that whenever people are discussing which right-shot Defenceman they need, the one thing that never comes into the discussion is how good the player is? Why is it that Right-shot defencemen are so important that teams are willing to take on dorks like Erik Gudbranson, Chris Tanev and Roman Polak to have one?

go knights

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fuck vegasss lmaoooo

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we need more diversity in hockey

no we dont

chris tanev is pretty decent for the 40 games he plays each season

No you have to have your own.

Bro just build a diy sauna in a closet like this ylilauta.org/arkisto/75522213

Guys lysergi is down where am I going to get my lsd

the sauna at my gym is always filled with wrinkly old boomers

drink less caffeine

why did he pee in the bottle?

why is russia part of Europe

it's homemade booze

what do the >laffs do now?

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Smoking my bong in my car lads

based

Draft a big strong Canadian boy like grapes says

Don’t talk shit about polak

Not very responsible of you, user

draft more ontario boys

Sign kap and Johnson for 7 mil combined
Buyout Horton
Sign Mitch
A monkey could do it

had a nice hawaiian hotbox. absolutely ripped.

They are fucked, they can't sign Marner or they will have huge depth issues

>buying out a Horton
You saw how that happened last time

Thinkin' bout that one time I called the cops on my stoner neighbor for ripping his bong in his backyard and blasting music at 1:30 in the morning that ended with him getting arrested because he got in an argument with the cop and then tried to run.

There will be no explanation, we will end the infestation.

that was way past your bedtime, huh gramps?

i don't even smoke weed but you're a retarded narc pusy

based randall

I think Taylor Swift said that.

what's the stats for the first and second round?

Is that your way of coping with your highschool bullies?

>Stoner rage
You all deserve the bullet and I would call the cops on you in a heartbeat
hockey

based as fuck
have sex

based.

this is the 2nd round

first round is here

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checked

If I get 3 (You)s, I’ll say the N word

bolduc is the steal imo

no you won't

>Beecher and John went in the 1st round but Kaliyev and Hoglander didn't
Based Sweeney and Botterill. They're gonna regret that

imagine not being exempt from the xeattle expansion draft

I don't really care for having a normal j. I like to get unfunctionally high

liar

which one?

It's like 2015 all over again. Never forget based Don taking Senyshyn, Zboril and DeBrusk over Barzal, Connor, Chabot, White and Boeser. Ended a dynasty before it could even exist

NIGGER

based

>replying to yourself 3 times
grim

first round is composed of
Canada: 39%
USA: 32%
Sweden: 13%
Finland:10%
Germany: 3%
Russia: 3%

second round
Canada:32%
USA: 31%
Sweden: 15%
Russia: 11%
Finland: 6%
Germany: 2%
Belarus: 2%
Denmark: 2%

Notice no czech, swiss or slovakian in the top 62 players.

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>all these fags scared of the sun

I’m on doxycycline right now, and my doctor says I should avoid the sun.

>Whitoids

But I’m half shitskin, lad.

buljuu numbers

Avoid it all you want sun don't give a shit boy. It can fuck your bitch ass up from millions of kilometers away and you can't run from it

el abominación...

Yikes. Let me guess, your mother is white

>OHHHHH
>SAYY
>CANNNN
>YOUUUU
>SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Important statistics about the draft

vocaroo.com/i/s1Tkda9bf5VH

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>tfw lee is going into free agency
im getting terrible flashbacks

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How did you know :^)

I also watch the cricket

>anime on my /hoc/

Panarin confirmed STAYING in Columbus

>pooskins and /cric/ers on my /hox/

is hockey is for everyone a meme?

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no

93693604
filtered

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>fr*g

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There is literally nothing wrong with enjoying the hockey AND the cricket. Go Canes and go Durham

clap-clap-clapclapclap

yes

>incel frog
>gook cartoons
/hoc/ is a donald duck general

WE LOVE HOCKEY

Remember when the hill billys got fuckin dabbed on HARD? Lmfao highlight of the season

Sunbelt fuckin FUCKS

*dabs*

I CAN MAKE YOUR HANDS CLAP

are you the san jose fan

Don't think so, Teddy

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drinking beer these last 2 days have given me some really fucking weird dreams

are you the hill billy
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAPAPALCLAP

>meeting with panthers on Monday
>staying in Miami
Dumbass

The other night I dreamt Taylor Swift was sticking her feet in my face but she had socks on for some reason.

procents

that sounds like it could be a nice dream depending on how nice taylor swift feets are

>cucked in even your dreams

the state of you

Hot

I just dream about two female coworkers and it's very soothing

is machine gun slowdive's best song?

I just want to fuck traps raw til my dick falls off and I keel over and die

just got a couple of house hippos from the petstore lads

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What did he mean by this

I keep having dreams about highschool, cept in the dream i'm not 17 but i'm my current age. so i'm this old fuck in highschool, but nothing interesting is happening but me just going to classes

shits weird

ted are you literally retarded?

Clean them immediately. Do not feed after midnight.

Isn't all time after midnight though?

Only until tomorrow

OH FUCK GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THOSE HIPPO FUCKIN SHITS

ive got a job i explore i follow every little whiff

It's night time... in a kitchen, just like yours. All is quiet... Or is it? The North American House Hippo is found throughout Cananda and the Eastern United States. House Hippos are very timid creatures and are rarely seen, but they will defend their territory if provoked. They come out at night to search for food, water, and materials for their nests. The favourite foods of the House Hippo are chips, raisins, and crumbs from peanut butter on toast. They build their nests in bedroom closets, using lost mittens, dryer lint, and bits of string. The nests have to be very soft and warm, House Hippos sleep for about 16 hours a day.

>hair is starting to thin a little on the sides
JUST

No wonder Panarin wants to leave that shithole

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Flipped off the Canadian high commission in London today then drank a desperado with lime.

>1993

how old are you?

my hairs been thinning since i was like 16 and its been terrible

27. it's weird that it's not thinning at the top instead, though

For me it was this one
youtube.com/watch?v=NgUGvZkQd0M

I was lightning, before the blunder, blunder...
Blunder. Buh-buh-blunder.

youtube.com/watch?v=G3cBjB-AmVk

for me it's having a full head of hair but starting to go quite grey at 33

OH FUCK that reminds me of another mattress commercial. It always used to play during Price is Right and it had a cool jingle.

>nobody on dad's side has male pattern baldness
>everyone on mom's side is a moonlord
CAM ON CHROMOSONE Y

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oh no baldness usually comes from mother's side to her sons.

based user saving DUDE from himself

Hop on fin retards. It's not like any of you are using your dicks

>baldness can be because of genetics OR too much testosterone
just

when someone says "hockey" and the first sport people think of is not field hockey but ice hockey, you live in a shithole, simple as.

better kms before that happens then

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>Both grandparents have great sets of hair
So this is what superior genetics feels like

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Are your parents brothers?

whos your team

>one grandparent completely bald
>one completely full head of hair

Knock on wood haven't lost any yet boys. Going gray but not quite Drew Miller yet

If baldness came from the man’s side, the bald gene would have been bred out a long time ago because women don’t procreate with cueball betas

nhl.com/news/suzuki-excited-to-help-break-barriers-in-nhl/c-307977774?tid=277764372

Thoughts on this? Both brothers are 1st round picks.

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Does anyone remember that (i think) travel commercial they would play in hotels and shit? It was like 1-866-wow-deal or something

nick suzuki is a bust
his brother will be too lad

>thoughts?
yeah kys

Tie Domi
Al Iafrate

If your maternal grandfather has hair, you'll probably be fine. If it's the other way, R.I.P.

itravel2000

93694884
Kill yourself cockroach

both virgins

Ah yes, iTravel2000.
Right now I'm looking for the Ultramatic 1-877 LAY DOWN, LAY DOWN

who invited HER back in?

>AMWF
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Have you had your two alcohols yet /hoc/?

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>93695065
it's actually a 25+ year old asian male insectoid from vancouver

Don't cry over spilled puckbunny, they were worth nothing in the first place

isn’t that the isla vista shooter?

just dusted my apartment, now i'm sneezing a bunch lads

>Elliot faked his own death and finally hit it big in the NHL and got the pussy he desired so fervently
CAN'T DODGE THE RODGE

Youre supposed to remove the dust, not put it back

both of them
two huge kakkos

tried cutting my own hair. looks pretty good

>stay scared

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based

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The NCAA better watch out, we're gonna win without a Kariya carrying us to a title this year.

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yes, synthetic ice
i have a few sheets in my basement.
it is hard to skate on but helps improve your technique especially on a treadmill. you have to push really hard.

Holy fuck I’m high

clean your grill instead of getting high all day every day

Quit being a downer

oh yeah, i’m a devils fan. how could you tell?

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>full goalie equipment on the beach

inb4 heatstroke

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The PooMJHL let us down again lads. How do we genocide all the frenchies and let good old minnesota and north dakotans take over gaybec?

>laffs

the Q is the best league cos they won TWO straight memorial cups

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>TWO straight memorial cups
More like two GAY memorial cups because Quebec is filled with FAGS

dude epic response clearly you dont watch the CHAD CHL playoffs

go outside

based

>both grandparents, some uncles and cousins are bald
>my hair goes on
at least this one I managed to escape

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well look who came crawling back

yeah but they get outproduced by the pooshl so gaybec is going to be genocided.
anglos only in canada.

>I only post in the offseason
>I only make racially charged posts
>I ban everyone that questions this
You are the embodiment of mental illness and the sole reason why I want to go to war with china

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begging you to kill yourself k*pshit

/hoc/ is gay

filter and move on.

>makes racially charged shitposts
>deletes your racially charged shitposts
kipchink is the reason /hoc/ is shit

This is unironically an elite team

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>ShaDAB Khan

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"hello, gary"

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what sport is this

I'm just excited it's still happening this year. Thought with the world cup and the timing we'd be out seeing the greatest sport on earth played in our backyard

imagine the smell of that stadium

Do half breeds have crises of identity?

>satsimranjit
based. gonna start using that now

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Nurpz?

>t. satsimranjit

future finnish prospect

>nurpz

i think that lad was drafted in the 7th round by the rags

eliteprospects.com/player/272946/yevgeni-nurpeisov

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based nurpz

DAILY REMINDER

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>Cotton Eye Joe

nils hoglander "Cotton Eye Joe"

based

woah
is podkolzins song really the canucks goal horn or was the sharpie a canucks fan.

Kek you can really tell that all these guys are 18/19

Does the zoomer know that it makes fun of americans?

And not one Taylor Swift song.

who?

good. fuck taylor swift

you need to calm down and have sex

google it fatty

Does it?

Well yeah, hockey players aren't fags.

I wish

yes please.

really? Listen to the lyrics and watch the music video. It's a swedish band making fun of american rednecks.American rednecks though ironically liked it back in the day. Zoomers probably think it's some american redneck band doing normal music.

Now that the GT20 draft is over I'm going to do a bit of method acting before I head to /cric/ for a month. Hawks lifelongs ww@

Dunno. It was 35 F here at 7am

Ya. That's not gonna happen buddy

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what should i feed my pet seagull?

peanuts

Binlands cum filled loli panties

chicken

isn't that like, half cannibalism?

i don't think binlan will give them up that easily

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Just switched over to the Tomorrow theme after having used this fucking site for almost a decade.
God damn is this easier to look at.

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they didn't write that song you fucking retard. Its from before the civil war.

watching stomping ground lads

finally you are eligible for your membership card

My fist

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I don't like this site in black. I've tried probably dozens of times. Probably least 4 times. Can't stand it

for me its yotsuba b

>dozens
>4
those are two wildly different numbers, please get your story straight then try posting again

Dozen is a figure of speach no?

take your meds autist

post your NHL draft walk-up songs

youtube.com/watch?v=I9e69s9Fspc

it is if the figure in question is 24+
lick my balls

1.habs
2.blots
3.sabres
4.laffs
5.ruins
6.panthers
7.wings
8.snes

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pk subban is a nigger

woah cool off there, hot head

How can someone be racist during pride month and when blimpft is literally putting kids in holocaust camps?

Welcome to the patrician club user.

oh cool the /pol/ retards are here

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i like pride month, cuz i have pride about having a hard-ass dick all the time

1.capitals
2.islanders
3.rangers
4.canes
5.flyers
6.penguins
7.jackets
8.devils

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youtube.com/watch?v=KjAF7D4l91M

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youtube.com/watch?v=cOsqdghHcIk

>isles 2nd
lmao no fucking way

1.Avalanche
2.Blues
3.Hawks
4.Jets
5.Stars
6.perds
7.mild

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1.Flames
2.Canucks
3.Knights
4.Arizona
5.Oilers
6.Ducks
7.sharks
8.kings

Wild card teams
East
1.Laffs
2.Canes
West
1.Jets
2.Yotes

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Why did he get traded?!?!?

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cuz he's a nigger

WHL used to be considered the rebel league and now look at the talent they pump out

Cant believe this is the last /hoc/ til October

Go Hitmen

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the WHL produced the three best canadian players this year, one from fucking saskatoon also

cap space

Imagine being that user with such piss-poor predictions for standings

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post your standings then bitch

>three best canadian
>canadian

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Exactly I imagine it going something like this
>PK attempts a stupid play and his team ends up being scored on
>Josi: Hey PK I know you have some good offensive talent but please remember your defense you're a great defensemen when you arent making stupid decisions.
>PK starts throwing turds around the locker room until the trainer comes in with the tranq gun

hughes is gonna be a bust if hes a fucking kike lmao

I cheer for all the Canadian teams

How could one ever forget?

>tfw power surge fried my xbox
might hang myself fellas

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>xbox
this is an 18+ website

huh?

where does /hoc/ shop? found some good deals at winners desu

What did jack get for his bar mitzvah

a one-way ticket to the showers

jackthreads.com

winners is based

Winners, as well the pants are good price I just wear beige slacks. Also walmart and before you talk shit their wranglers slacks with the elastic waist are the most fucking comfortable pair of pants I own, way better than the element and volcom pants I got at winners.

the big and tall store because im swol

I just got the new NHL game and now I can't play it

yeah but they look like shit. winners has quality stuff and cheap as fuck too

the wranglers look good mate, for looks I would go Wranglers > Volcom > Element easily

was it based?

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does anyone else feel like gary will do everything in his power to try and make the rangers relevant?

huh?

volcoms > all desu. sure they're technically skateboarding pants but they look really professional and are really well made, pretty comfy too

Liiga is the best league tbqhwyl

if you're a grown ass man you should wear slacks and a collar shirt.

hard to believe it was so many years ago, it still feels recent to me.

wrangler is a cowboy brand I trust cowboys more than skaters

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

good call. skaters are dicks

One and a half so far mate

>my free trial of minecraft has expired and now I have to buy the full version
life is suffering

wrangler isn't a cowboy brand, they're walmart pants for gods sake. the same flat jeans you see on 80 year olds because they no longer give a shit over how they dress. real cowboys wear better stuff

Comfy

real cowboys haven't existed since the wild west
you're thinking of the retarded population of Texas, LA and Calgary

everyone at my school wore them before walmart even sold them. are the playstation 4s at walmart walmart consoles? you're fucking retarded and cant get over your hate boner for walmart, I on the other hand a patrician own both volcom and wrangler and can give an honest opinion on which is better

wrangler has been around longer than walmart

there's a clear difference in walmart clothing and the rest of their products, ya simp

here we go again

imagine being this retarded

my dad and grandpa are real cowboys, they lived all over the province herding cattle for ranchers in the BC interior.

yeah but a lot of other places sold/sell wranglers long before walmart got into the game. Their inhouse george brand is trash yes but those are the only ones actually made by walmart.

which one of you fags is making the new thread

somebody make a new thread

better be a frens edition

H&M for work. Wranglers for the weekend. Work hard play hard

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cope

>500

late

twitter.com/NYRangers/status/1142926838085369859?s=19

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Playoff teams for next year?

West
>Blues
>Jets
>Stars
>Avs

>Sharks
>Ducks
>Yotes
>Knights

East
Bruins
Bolts
Leafs
Capitals
Islanders
Canes
Blue Jackets
Devils

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dont think we have enough new threads yet lads

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