/nba/ - Bamboozled Edition

SAC: Agent: Cauley-Stein wants out of Sacramento
WAS: Haynes: Wiz to decline Parker's team option
NO: Gentry wants Zion to push ball after a board
MIA: Riley believes Dragic will be starting PG
BOS: Reports: Mavs not expected to sign Al Horford
MIN: Robert Covington to play more PF next year
CLE: Cavs will play Sexton and Garland together
PHO: Tyler Johnson exercises $19.3M player option
IND: Oladipo (knee) to miss start of next season
DEN: Bol Bol finally goes at 44 to Nuggets

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1st for the Herro Miami deserves

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Anthony ‘Tony’ Ressler (Atlanta Hawks) (1)
Mikhail Prokhorov (Brooklyn Nets) (2)
Jerry Reinsdorf (Chicago Bulls) (3)
Jeff Cohen (Cleveland Cavaliers) (4)
Daniel Gilbert (Cleveland Cavaliers) (5)
Mark Cuban (Dallas Mavericks) (6)
Peter Guber (Golden State Warriors) (7)
Joseph ‘Joe’ Lacob (Golden State Warriors) (8)
Leslie Alexander (Houston Rockets) (9)
Herbert Simon (Indiana Pacers) (10)
Steve Ballmer (Los Angeles Clippers) (11)
Micky Arison (Miami Heat) (12)
Marc Lasry (Milwaukee Bucks) (13)
Clay Bennett (Oklahoma City Thunder) (14)
Joshua Harris (Philadelphia 76ers) (15)
Robert Sarver (Phoenix Suns) (16)
Lawrence ‘Larry’ Tanenbaum (Toronto Raptors) (17)

As we know /nba/, the media has been spinning the narrative that if Kawhi Leonard leaves Toronto for LA, he'll join the Clippers. I'm very optimistic that he'll join the Lakers for a few reasons. First, let's look at some of his recent quotes. "I just want to win." - As simple as that. Kawhi seems to care first and foremost about winning. We could give him the best chance to do that. "I don't care about being the best player." - Interesting quote, as most star players do care about being the best. This would lead me to believe that Kawhi would not mind sharing the court with other great players (LeBron and AD). "I want to be the best team. I always said that." - What team would be better than LeBron, AD, Kuzma, Kawhi, and a bunch of 3-and-D guys? "I don't play hero basketball. I'm not playing for fans. I'm just playing to win. I'm not out here tryna break records." - This also makes me believe that Kawhi wouldn't mind playing with players like LeBron and AD... players who would take pressure off of him and make him even better. Him mentioning that he's not playing for fans means that the Raptors fans likely won't play into his decision.

>LeBron "I don't think a lot of people was educated" James
>LeBron "Went West like his mother in joining the Lakers" James
>LeBron "Once got defeated by an air conditioner" James
>LeBron "Once showed his tiny penis to the entire world on national television" James
>LeBron "5/10 wife" James
>LeBron "3-6" James
>LeBron "Le lose in the Finals man" James
>LeBron "Le traveling, charging, flopping and PEDs man" James
>LeBron "Not as good as Michael Jordan" James
>LeBron "Baldspot in the shape of a cock and balls" James
>LeBron "Get dunked on by a high school kid then confiscate the tape" James
>LeBron "1.8 pts in the 4th quarter of the Finals" James
>LeBron "Lied about elbow despite it clearly being fine and was booed by home crowd, then hosted a nationally televised show to leave his team" James
>LeBron "2 for 18 in a playoff game" James
>LeBron "Stuffed by 5'9" Nate Robinson" James
>Lebron "career 47.8% winrate and -2 pts differential vs TOP 8 teams" James
>Lebron "Once I learned how to beat good teams I was cucked by Kobe's bitch Dwight" James
>Lebron "GOAT who was on best team in NBA ONCE, despite changing team multiple times"
>Lebron "After my only legit miraculous championship was gifted to me by Ray Allen and a Greg Buttovich blunder, same Spurs team BTFO me into the fucking sun the next year and Kawhi personally dickslapped me worse than Jason Terry" James
>LeBron "Locked down by 6'0" JJ Barea for two games in the Finals" James
>LeBron "Didn't go to college because he always chokes when it comes to finals" James
>LeBron "The Lakers became WORSE after I joined them" James

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First for hawks 2021 championship

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>MIA: Riley believes Dragic will be starting PG

so fucking stupid justise winslow is the pg with the best future

The Lakers are really signing Carmelo. My sides are gone.

“To LIVE is the rarest thing in the world. Most people EXIST, that is all.”
#STAYME7O

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god damn such a good move

watching game 3 of the german league finals, fuck bayern desu

Literal travel

His pivot foot slightly moves.

All thats left is for them to overpay him

Most offensively skilled

PG - Kyrie
SG - Kobe
SF - Durant
PF - Duncan
C - Hakeem

Do not ever @ me

What the FUCK is going on with victor oladipo?

alba berlin up 46-32 at the half time. to reiterate: fuck bayern

torn quad tendons are tough, mate.

reminder that we live in a society

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>kyrie at PG
>duncan at PF
pffffftttttttt

>we schallll schhhhhow the world once again
>firsssshhttt it wasshhhh the okay sshhhign
>now we schalll claim the clownnnn

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he stay

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Oh lawd

Jetson on made another one

It's safe to say the process was a complete and utter failure
They even went all in on a 5 all star starting line up and couldn't make it past the second round
After the Lakers and Knicks, Philthy has the shittiest front office of all time

berlin was up by 18 in the third quarter. bayern is only down by 4 now. fuck this.

What is it about Kentucky players that makes them so untitled and unlikable?

and why does WCS think he is good enough to have leverage? He isn't a top 20 player at his position in the league, he just gets featured because the Kings are that bad.

Fuck off you footy cuck.

gonna have to @ you

Curry is more offensively skilled. Curry's shooting and ballhandling offers more offensive value than Kyrie's ballhandling and playmaking even though Kyrie might be the best ballhandler of all time.

setting screens is a skill bro, and Duncan was the GOAT

Guys I could be setting myself up for more disappointment but am I being foolish in think Dennis and RJ will turn around my knocks?

Shaq's legacy is better than le3-6

WE HAVE BEEN HOODWINKED BAMBOOZLED LED ASTRAY

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if bron bron gets another chip he'll be at a shaq level or a bit above him. like definite top 10 mention

nah
Shaq was the most dominant player the sport has ever seen, he completely changed the way people were drafting, LeChoke doesn't have that. Shaq was also a way better defender and rebounder

>Cauley-Stein wants out of Sacramento

e-tu, brutus?

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he's ass you should be happy

hinkie was never given a fair chance to finish his squad. the process works, just not for shitty owners.

Raw productivity is not a measure of skill. A lot more skill goes into a Kyrie layup than the 2 points he receives for it.

bayern won by 5 in OT and won the best of five series 3-0. back-to-back champion with guys like petteri kopponen coming off the bench. shit sucks.

Was curry overrated this playoffs? Media kept saying this is his “best stretch in the playoffs ever “ but I just didn’t see it.

In 2016, he was shooting so well up until the finals, every time he got on the court it became a fucking problem. He was saved by klay, but in one of those games against OKC he cut a 16pt lead to 3 in like 1min 40sec

I sometimes forget why I don't like Lebum and a list like this brings back all the laughs I've witnessed over his career.

Celtics trade: Tatum and Marcus Smart
Celtics get: Steven Adams and 2FRP unprotected picks

Celtics sign D'Lo to max and sign Marcus Morris

C: Adams
PF: Morris
SF: Hayward
SG: Jaylen
PG: D'Lo

With two future lottery picks because the Thunder will suck when they realize Tatum is a bust.

There, I saved the Celtics franchise. It's not so hard, Danny.

Steph Curry is the Mike Trout of basketball. His advanced numbers look elite as fuck but he crumbles in the playoffs.

>Lakers
>shittiest front office
>about to sign Kawhi
>will have three top 5 players on their team

I don't think you know how front offices work.

Wtf Danny green is at my uni gym rn
Should I take a pic?

but nav wants you to leave the rapties alone...

only for kawhi...

To be fair to Trout, he's only made it once lmao, but it just goes to show you how much more necessary it is in baseball to have a well rounded team.

>not having already done it
>not having told him it's going on /spee/ to prove you're not a lying sack of shit
>not asking him if fun guy stay or go

4chin, where the smartest of the potato revolution congregate to discuss kitten care, ass wiping practices and what to eat for dinner (which always seems to be tendies) as well as occasionally spurts.

digits he stay

Good to be a Lebron fan, Lakers are for sure going to with the championship

Hope Kyrie doesn't come to us, he's cancer

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Here's a zoomed in potato pic. I'm still in the middle of a workout so i cant ask him anything but he's in the gym under me. Hes signing shit and taking pics with a replica chip.

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Jimmy Butler better fucking stay

rerolling

>mfw theres really a replica chip in that pic

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#uever wake up n the middle of da night and think about a girl u like or startin to like and sit at da edge of the bed n say damn i want her

been doing that a lot since I hurt my ankle

It's so the kids can hold it up. It's for a skills camp or something. Not gonna ask him anything since it's 45 bucks for a shirt which is what people are getting signed.

yo shutup

get him to sign your star of david

bitch i came here to workout and study so i didnt bring any money

Ask him if Kawhi is staying

I gots ta know

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German basketball is worse than mickey mouse tier, why do you even care?

>danny "one man holocaust" green signing a star of david

Damn that Celtics team would the worst in the league. Maybe those draft picks could get someone as good as Tatum.

The games without Klay and and Durant really highlighted how teams just double team Curry and dare the weak bench to shoot instead.

Kawhi is singing with the Kings just to show he can make literally any team a championship winner.

I dont even think Cousins attempted a three, he looked so unconfident. Theyd just leave him alone out there.

You might just say...hes a KING maker.....

>le fall down and fly into crowd while missing layup then complain to ref instead getting back man at PG

yikes

curry has 3 rings

all mike trout does is get walked and stand in center field which gives him Wins above replacement instead of actual wins

Canada single handedly saved the NBa by killing durant. Say thank you to canada, you dirty ameriburgers

this is corny as fuck but i care about basketball as a game, not as an entertainment product. i can find joy in watching youth basketball or semi-pro basketball too.

the average level of skill and athleticism in the BBL is worse than in the NBA, the euroleague, the eurocup, the ACB, sure. no question. it's still fun as fuck to go and watch your hometown team compete in one of the top national leagues in europe and the eurocup. i would argue a good BBL or eurocup game is a vastly more enjoyable experience compared to most regular season NBA games.

If The Lakers sign D'Lo to the max and he actually leaves the Nets that would be awesome. I love the pairing of Davis and D'Lo. They'll be a great duo for a decade. The only problem is LeBron James on this team. I wish they traded him to the Rockets or Sixers for Ben Simmons or something. James is washed up and at best, will take PEDs during the playoffs to gain his old form.

Asterisk title.

A walk is just as good as a base hit. Trout always leads the league in OBP and runs scored. He makes the bases nearly 50% of the time and he is fast. Also, Trout right now has 262 home runs. He'll easily get to 600 home runs for his career along with 300 stolen bases. He is a 5 tool talent and easily the best player of the 21st century. Trout has LeBron James type talent but baseball pitchers have more power in the playoffs. Even guys like Barry Bonds has never won a ring. There's no shame in baseball of being an all-time great and not winning a ring.

>There's no shame in baseball of being an all-time great and not winning a ring.
How about winning a playoff game?

centerfield is the most important position in baseball because they cover so much ground and if they fuck up the runner gets either a double, a triple and sometimes a home run.

This right here is a routine play for Mike Trout. That provides major value for a team: youtube.com/watch?v=6FF15BFEVyQ

He has 13 years left in his career. We'll see what happens. Angels farm system looks strong and Jo Adell is a top 5 farm talent.

Angels tied two games against the inevitable World Series champ Royals. The series was a lot closer than people realize. It's just the Royals had a GOAT bullpen and could dominate teams in late inning games.

You're fucking based, bro. I went to a Bamberg game once when I was there.

>playing way to deep so you can make a routine play look more difficult

C: Bagley
PF: Bejlica
SF: Kawhi
SG: Hield
PG: Fox

Holy shit, that team right there is legit. They could easily take on the Lakers in a 7 game series. People are sleeping on Hield, Fox and Bagley. They are lowkey the best young group in the NBA. They're much better than Tatum, Jaylen and Smart and they're slightly better than Trae, Collins, Huerter.

Fuck the Clippers, Kawhi should go to Sacto. They have a much brighter future than Montrezl who is already 26 and an undersized center and SGA who is not nearly as good as Fox.

defense is a meme and you know it

I still cant believe the Sox are still start JBJ in center

That just shows you how much ground he can cover. When he plays that deep there is no way a team can sneak a double by him.

Just realized how much of faggots the Kings are for trading their 1st rounder away instead of using it to draft Hachimura and forming the true Anime Trio of Fox, Kawhi, and Hachi

Trout is on pace to break Ricky Henderson's runs scored record, he has 262 home runs, 197 stolen bases and 1250 hits.

By the time Trout's career is over he'll have these numbers:

600 Homers
300 Stolen bases
3,000 hits
2,600 runs scored

Not even Bonds was able to put up these numbers.

He is an elite hitter who is hard to fool at the plate. And he is only getting better as his plate discipline gets better. Trout's dWar isn't even that great. He gets most of his WAR from his offensive numbers.

Reminder that Lonzo was summer league MVP

Lonzo is a dogshit player

fuck this silence give me some rumours
hard mode: not involving my mom

i don't know when you went but those early 2010s teams were crazy good. john goldsberry, brian roberts, casey jacobsen, p.j. tucker, predrag suput, kyle hines, marcus slaughter... nightmarish. they beat my team up bad, but i couldn't even be mad.

Buyernwinslol

I'm actually glad rumors have died down. There is no point in having rumors on June 23 because it's all fake news right now. Hell, 90% of what has been reported was probably by the agents of the players who are trying to increase their negotiation power (D'Lo to the Lakers, for example).

Fuck rumors before June 30th. Literally clickbait.

germany will always be shit in every way

it's true. they're buying everyone up even in basketball. they made it official that they signed vechta's point guard and best player... in the middle of the playoff semifinals series against vechta.

My Raptors are the world champs

Canada won
Canada won

youtube.com/watch?v=lFbfekqQOcI

John Wall/Fox levels of speed and he finishes with both hands.

>John Wall levels of speed
mobility scooters are generally limited to 5-7 mph

lol that was funny *high five*

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Bros, are you planning on watching Kyrie's upcoming documentary on anime, Asian women and the modern hikikomori lifestyle?
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Karl malone should be PF. Duncan was great malone is a god who was near unstoppable

Tim Duncan is not a power forward.

kyrie is so fucking deep

Here is a photo from the film
twitter.com/AdamHimmelsbach/status/1142815949751508993

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is this a fucking satire

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Umm isn't this cultural appropriation?

More of Kyrie in Japan in his Kimono
youtu.be/EdjIi3WKmEo

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what does the word government mean to you /nba/?

>*to girlfriend*
>"you anime character, get outta here"
Based

my friends over at /pol/ tell me it's the jews

what the fuck happened to this nigga

this shit has me fucking crying

your first problem was having friends on /pol/

BATTLERAP VS. JAMES DOLAN
"PLEASE SELL THE KNICKS"

James Dolan's half-Irish, so I'll write a limerick /
He likes-to-lick, Corona and LIME off RICK-Ross'-prick /
Dolan's with that transgender-shit, chops off the-Knicks'-balls-and-dick /
Now they're the NBA's only transgender-bitch. /

He's a knight in chess: Dolan's moves guarantee-the-"L" /
Did the Nets hire a witch to cast-a-spell? /
So an NYC-January-at-MSG really feels-like-hell? /
Look, if Dolan's odiferous-taint makes-Knicks-faint, can you imagine the smell? /

Yeah James, we know you own the Knicks, but newsflash: Please sell.

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based

that was a joke

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I hate the expression "hoop and harm" bros, which it wouldn't get used

kd is leaning nets

I likely will

they bought into their own hype.

A base hit can score runners from second.

>Kyrie's gf isn't white

NANI?! Thought that was his thing, she's half white at least but still

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what exactly did they think would happen

> inb4 kawhi signs a 1 year contract with another team that has never won and makes them win the chip
> keep doing this till the end of his prime
would he be the undisputable goat?

I see what this list is

Lonzo is the biggest bust of all time lmao

not even the biggest bust of his draft

Asterisk

Title

ok lavar

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really should add the time when him and d wade mocked dirk for having the flu causing dirk to big dick them in 2011. seriously, a serial flopper and lecramps got no class.

anthony bennett you twink

Bennett was a shitty pick, dude had no hype at all and was projected to be like 7th in most mock drafts. He didn't have nearly as much hype as Lonzo.

nah Bennett was just my Cavs being stupid.

u know i had 2 do it to em. calf tats are like really bad but i love/loved my rapties too much to pass on this 1

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OKC doesn't have two 1st rounders to trade, they can only trade one future 1st rounder and Tatum is worth too much to Ainge to trade for Adams with two years left on his contract. It'd have to be more like Smart and an expiring contract and Celtics swap 1st rounders with OKC

the 2019 trophy thing wouldnt be so bad but those numbers really make it so ugly

Kill yourself, you pasty faggot

>Black weebs

old.reddit.com/r/torontoraptors/comments/c3w4q0/got_a_little_something_to_remember_the_chip/
whyd u delete the post mate?

Timestamp or I dont believe you

Kyrie is probably the most overrated player in the league right now.

This, this so hard.

Biggest reach ever possibly.

Anyone on the Lakers takes that crown

Seethe cuck

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DID U CHECK THE CLOCK

IT'S DAME TIME

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IT'S HAPPENING

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Don't get me wrong, the Lakers is loaded with overrated players. But none of them are as disproportionally overrated as Kyrie, who's impact on his team is almost negative, yet he somehow ends up in people's top 10s. I'd say Russ was up there too, but at least now people realize how mediocre he is.

Dame is much better than Kyrie, I don't think he's even overrated at all.

OH HO NO NONONO

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Then by your own logic that's retarded because WB's had one of the best plus minus of the last 4 years and NET rtg, and BPM while Kyrie last year was almost negative

ITS

FUCKING

OVER

NNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO

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act like you are shocked and we will try to act like you arent new

bet you one of them honkeys that say nigger here constantly arent you
make me sick

D I N O S T Y
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My only hope now is Jerry West

if it not on reddit its not true

Drake won

Best recruiting tool in the NBA tbhwy

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Kyrie isn't overrated. He just gets a lot of meme talk.

if anybody says they know what kawhi is doing they're fucking liars

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Your post is implying you know something about Kawhi to make that statement but it I were to believe you then you're lying to me as you just told me but that may be a lie as well....

HES GOIN GOIN BACK TO CALI CALI

The book of freaks. Why is curb your enthusiasm so good

Thank you Kawhi

I love Canada being relevant in the NBA. Force all these cancerous media guys like SAS to go through customs.

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Lakeshits BTFO

Clipanada BTFO

Califagnia BTFO

SAS is insufferable. I seriously prefer Skip over him.

>seriously considering

Thanks, Kawhi. The last thing the Lakers need is more tampering allegations. We need that Davis trade to go through.

Lakers? More like Flakers

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YEESSSSS!!!! THE LAKERS ARE GETTING D'LO1!!! ICE IN THE VEINS IS REUNITING WITH LAKETOWN AGAIN!!!! FUCK MAGIC, YEEESSSS!!!!

Skip is more tolerable because you can laugh at his retarded takes.

SAS just doesn't have a laughable facade, he just gets annoying with the yelling and clear bias to New York and LA for personal reasons.

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D'Lo, Kuzma, Davis and max capspace after that faggot LeBron gets waived. D'Lo and Kuz were two of my three favorite Lakers players of the last 5 years with Randle. It feels like Lakers are actually building something worth rooting for instead of some corporate mega squad. Finally, I can bring back my D'Lo jersey.

it's hilarious to me how lakerfags have gone completely full circle from "d-lo is the future, ice in my veins" to "fuck snitchy d we BBB now" to "fuck bustzo ball dlo's coming home"

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Press "L" to laugh at the Cloppers

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>Clipanada

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ANOTHER L

what the japanesr word for "JUST"?

Raptors should trade for Embiid

i find team shayshays stubbornness to be endearing and love hearing him get uppity

Has there been a more royally ass blasted cancer?

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
Theyll always be the retarded little brother of LA

Cuck

Nets trade: D'Lo
Lakers trade: LeBron James

Lakers have 8 million extra in capspace to sign Jimmy Butler to the max. They then sign Bullock, Ariza and McGee, Caruso:

C: Davis
PF: Kuzma
SF: Ariza
SG: Butler
PG: D'Lo
Bench: Bullock, McGee, Caruso, THT

How many championships does this dynasty win?

Exactly. Skip is actually enjoyable to listen because you know it's a literal facade.

SAS just shouts like a retard.

0? This is a mediocre team.

This means Clippers will overspend on secondary free agents. I bet you they overspend on Horford, Bogdanovic and Millsap:

C: Horford
PF: Millsap
SF: Bogdanovic
SG: Shamet
PG: SGA
Bench: Harrell, Lou and poo

lol, this team is a 6th seed at best with no wiggle room to become elite. lol! The bastard sons of LA strike again.

Kill yourself

why the FUCK would kawhi not opt in. this ungrateful negro has had my last fucking straw

Are you retarded? Davis is a top 5 player, Butler is a top 15 player and D'Lo is a top 25 player. They also have depth at all positions. The only other team that comes close is the Bucks if they can keep Middleton and Brogdon.

Kill yourself retard

Why the hell would Kawhi go back to the Raptors? They have a 34 year old Lowry and Gasol and Siakam who is 25 and set to get a max extension. They already gutted their assets to get Marc and they won't have enough to keep Powell or Vanvleet. I doubt Kawhi ever wins a championship again with this mediocre squad.

18+

Get a goddamn job, zoomer.

a former footy teammate of mine plays for the MHP Riesen Ludwigsburg

Calm down Cletus Laurent

Kill yourself you 2k playing troglodyte

they only won because dursnake was sent to the shadow realm and klay knee exploded

>AD
>top 5 player
>misses 25 games for breaking a nail.

götze saga all over again lul

Kawhi's best chance of winning a championship is playing with the Lakers, but he probably wants to be his own man in a city that worships him. It doesn't make sense though because Kawhi said all he cares about is winning. He's not winning another ring in Toronto. He was lucky to win one.

How quickly with LA fagotrons pretend they never wanted Kawhi after he stays with Toronto???

LA is the fucking greatest city in the world bros. The women here are fucking beautiful.

>only been to the playoffs twice his whole career

Jerry West isnt a fucking retard and wont get into anything he cant get out of in a year. Him and Ballmer are the only hope for getting Kawhi. In theory, Ballmer can spend a literal unlimited amount of money on the team. Notice everything coming out of Canada is about Kawhi’s “chance” of staying. He hasnt said shit yet. Also the Clippers are already a solid team and pushed the healthy Warriors to 6.

Imagine being this brainwashed in only 1 year

Are Clippers fan just that desperate?

How quickly will you realize that paying attention to news before the contracts are signed is a way of getting trolled by clickbait?

>Canadian flag
You forgot to use your VPN you stupid leaf cuck

Fuck I forgot how old Lowry is lmao.

Dude reporters are DYING to be the one who can break a legit Kawhi story, Haynes wouldn't put his reputation on the line if he didn't think this was for real

Jerry West is 81 years old. I doubt he knows what's going on half the time. He sleeps 15 hours a day.

Okay so you're just going to act like it didn't happen but in the meantime keep doubling down and spamming your jersey swaps like a literal monkey

>doesn’t know what roaming is

KYS

not sure why AD gets his dick rode. guys above average only. doesnt have heart.

Well the team has things no other team does, namely 48 billion dollars and Jerry West, the guy responsible for 11 of the Lakers 16 championships and the current Warriors dynasty, hes like a wizard or some shit.
“Seriously considering”. Emphasis on “considering”. Nothing is set in stone, yet.
He created the current iteration of the Warriors.

>yahoo sports writer
>reputation

Oh, since when did "seriously considering" mean he was re-signing? The guy already threw in caveats because A. Nothing can be official until the 30th B. He was being fed information from people not named Kawhi.

If people are going to continually being hyped over clickbait, then there is no reason to ever post the truth. Just keep fooling the dumb fans.

>didnt even get a vanNEET tat

literally every time Jerry West speaks there are nuggets of basketball wisdom. Compare him to the average nba exec

twitter.com/pickuphoop/status/1108732703573188608

>r-roaming
Go trip on a hockey puck and break your neck.

Kawhi hasn't even met with the Clippers or the Lakers yet. Of course he is seriously considering re-signing with the Raptors. The Raptors are one of the finalists to land Kawhi. It doesn't mean Kawhi is guaranteed to sign with them. You're all sheep and you eat it up every time.

You realize Woj was a yahoo reporter and the biggest news breaker in the NBA right? Haynes left ESPN for a lot of money to lead Yahoo's NBA news

You're so desperately in denial you're attacking the source without actually knowing the source's reputation

lmao

>Compare him to the average nba exec

>Magic Johnson

Damn you're desperate

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>They already gutted their assets to get Marc
JV, delon, and CJ
wow such a loss how can my rapties ever recover

uhm..im a fun guy..obviously i love the game of basketball....theres just more you have ask me...i cant just give u a whole speil...i dont even know where u sittin at...

Denial of what? I agree Haynes is right. Kawhi is seriously considering with signing the Raptors. It's only the reactionary Yea Forums fags who think it's already a done deal before he's met with other teams. There's been plenty of cases where a player has a change of heart after the meetings.

Where Haynes is getting is he didn't mention his sources. He didn't go all-in and say it was a done deal. And he won't have to face repurcussions because nobody knows who the fuck he is and he never said Kawhi was literally going to sign.

he a goat, faggot
>made the showtime lakers
>made shaq and kobe lakers
>made the memeriors

Don't get mad at the league when Kawhi comes crying midway into next year when he realizes his team has turned into a joke that will be a second round exit.

Kobe made the Shaq dynasty. Without his will and determination those 5 championships aren't there. Jerry got lucky some 18 year old kid had the will to become great.

if you haven't noticed, the average nba exec isn't shit. Magic was one of the worst but the average guy isn't much better

>implying we watch the regular season
my raptor coasts till round 4

Tell me his NBA coaching and FO resume

Garbage

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Larry Bird is the GOAT.

does Klay Thompson being part Jewish concern anyone else? maybe the poster above me?

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>giving up not one but two summer league MVPs

pelinka's ruined everything

>Magic was one of the worst but the average guy isn't much better

The average one knows the tampering and salary cap rules retard. They train years working their way up the totem pole. They're former players coaches and college educated

Magic Johnson solely lives off his fame as a former player and no experience in building any team or running any sports team, only as a part owner AKA investor

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKERS

>he thinks kobr would had won the first three by himself
lmao

If Kawhi actually does go to Toronto, it sucks, but at least he won't go to the Clippers. Last thing I need is trolls and east coast faggots out here telling me the Clippers run this city. Now all the Lakers have to worry about in the western conference is a broken down Warriors team. We got that finals appearance locked down.

ctrl - f raptors = 12
ctrl - f Lakers = 29

one of these teams just won a title lol

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jerry west was responsible for shaq signing, kobe trade, and phil jackson hire.

>he thinks Shaq would have won any titles if it wasn't for Kobe GOATing it up in the playoffs

sweet lel

Do you think Danny Green will join my lakies?

my lakies :)

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Shaq carried this team.

West has been a part of the two most powerful organizations in the league in the Warriors and Lakers. His name doesn't have value in a shit tier organization like the Clippers. the Clippers brand sucks and superstars don't want to waste their name there. They saw what happened to lob city. Nobody out here gave a shit.

what the hell do the Raptors do to ensure another title? aside from keeping Kawhi

And Kobe finished them off. Shaq does not beat Portland or the Pacers if Kobe wasn't there to bail his ass out. I'm not even equating the other two titles when Kobe shared 50% of the load.

problem is the lakies don't have $10, it's more like $4

Thats what im saying, and that why Im putting basically all of my stock in Jerry West. He’s the one to convince Kawhi and to a lesser extent Ballmer, Doc Rivers, maybe Lou, but its not hard to imagine the meeting going well in this regard. Look what Jerry West did during the season for the Clippers. Rebuilt the whole team and traded away Tobias Harris and they came out stronger than ever. Jerry West is the single person who could pull this off. Just because of how Kawhi has handled everything up to this point I wouldnt be surprised if he left, but I wouldnt be surprised if he stayed either.

How is Borgdon 3$ and Cousins/Bev 1$? lol

Butler will never sign with the Lakeshits so he can be Brons sidekick. He has an actual chance to be the leader of the Sixers since Embiitch is a mental midget.

Hope their Finals opponents suffer career ending injuries while their team plays at full strength.

This is inaccurate. It's more like the max players are worth $9.50 and the role players are worth $4.

Based Rib will do his cap space magic.

Kawhi's in an interesting position.

Raptors went all-in winning last year - they're not a good place to re-sign long-term if he wants to win.

Kawhi needs to be looking at signing a long-term max contract within couple of seasons. He's hitting 28 in a few years, and he should be looking sign a long-term contract before he starts declining and to minimise risk if he gets injured.

magic was a former player and college educated. Tell me about all this good experience garpax, dell demps, grunfeld, jones, etc. have. Sure they probably have decent staffs that crunch numbers and shit, but the vast majority of guys in the nba that actually make the decisions have largely proven themselves to be shit, not much better than magic.

kawhi
butler
bev

>rebuilt the whole team

He got Landry Shamet. Big deal.

Also, if LeBron plays the full season the Lakers take that 8th seed, if getting the 8th seed even matters in the NBA.

Here is the Clippers future without Kawhi: 25 year old Harrell, Shamet and SGA. That's it. None or turning into top 10 players. At best, they make it to the second round one season. Hardly much a sell there.

>Raptors went all-in winning last year - they're not a good place to re-sign long-term if he wants to win.
repeating the same thing over and over again doesn't make it true

people who know stuff about NBA, please explain to me why Lonzo Ball is considered an asset but Markelle Fultz is not. Aren't they basically the same person, i.e., a point guard that is good at basically everything except shooting

do we as humans first, raptors fans second, truly value a championship more than demar darnell derozan's happiness and wellbeing?

Did he study anything relevant to his job or does that late 70's degree mean shit?

Gasol will be 35 years old next year
Lowry will be 34 years old next year
Serge will be 30 years old next year on heavy playoff minutes

Vanvleet, Siakam and OG are the only relatively young guys they have and none of them are becoming top 25 players. I don't care how much you meme Siakam.

Also, Lowry is on a horrible contract. Their future is fucked and Kawhi is going to die in the icy hell of Toronto. What a waste of a potentially top 15 career.

I dont think markelle is a particularly gifted passer, and his defense is nowhere near as good.

Lonzo has shown that he is an elite passer, defender and rebounder. Fultz as only shown flashes of these skills while also showing his confidence is completely fucked.

I'm not saying Lonzo is that valuable but even Fred Vanvleet is more valuable than Markelle Fultz at this point.

yea that guy is a millionaire i dont pity him at all

But it's completely true - they went all-in on winning knowing they would have to tank afterwards. That's why they were willing to trade for Kawhi even as a rental, and they have no-one currently under contract for 2020.

The Raptors put themselves in a really good position to contend and have a quick rebuild.

ball has better size and is better on D. thats all i got.

>Gasol will be 35 years old next year
>Lowry will be 34 years old next year
>Serge will be 30 years old next year on heavy playoff minutes
wow all expiring

this is how i see it too

*through tears* theres just more you gotta ask me in order for me to tell you about myself. i just cant give u a whole spiel

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Drop your top 5 players in the NBA, no overrated shit like Kyrie or Russ.

1. James
2. Leonard
3. Durant (pre-injury)
4. Jokic
5. Giannis

>no Jordan
>fucking Kobe

Don't do drugs kids.

Everyone kinda knows in the back of their head that Zion's just 90% hype right? Big fucking whoop he's a short stocky giganigga that can't shoot.

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Lonzo Ball has the makings of a good nba player, he just can't shoot for shit or finish. He's a good defender, facilitator, and generally makes "winning plays." Maybe not ever a star but definitely helps a team

Fultz is more complicated. He showed very brief flashes that he could be legit, but his whole thing coming in was scoring and being a creative shot maker. This has yet to materialize in any way. He completely lost his ability to shoot and nobody can exactly pinpoint how or why. He also apparently suffers from mental health issues

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>they have no-one currently under contract for 2020.
thats good because you can attract other younger all stars to play with kawhi and siakam if you can't repeat with the same core this year

>shaq babby
>pau babby
lol just stop

probably about as relevant as what james jones or elton brand learned

> Kobe
>Duncan
Kill yourself

Both those guys are new, Brand worked his way up for a short time. But overall I'd say not close to average or relevant and are exactly the type of hire in the image of Magic, completely done by the owner with no good direction.

Boston seriously has no future whatsoever.

Asterisk. Title.

>pinpoint
i thought he had some shoulder issue didnt he?

Lonzo is a taller Ricky Rubio. Fultz is a Lou Williams that can’t shoot

>hurrr serge gasol and lowry are old! lmao! bad contracts!
these contracts will expire after the repeat and masai will go after the hot new FAs with the freed up cap space and 2 rings. Keep seething.

*Title

>the repeat
Lmao

you see the problem with that thinking is the "close to average" part. You can name close to 15 shit front offices in the nba and that is by definition average or median. I don't even mean bad in a "they haven't built a championship team" kind of way but bad in a "what the fuck are they even doing" kind of way. Hornets, pistons, twolves, bulls, suns, etc. Just a boatload of teams loading up on ill-fitting pieces with no real plan for the future. There's also teams with recent turnover or uptick that you can't really judge right now but have terrible track records like the knicks, kings, wizards, philly, etc. Looping back to my point, the average nba exec isn't shit and not much better than magic

you're living in the dinosty

lmao they got the most underrated player in the league.

A big part of the problem is that you need to think long-term to succeed but most team staff are incentivised to think short-term to keep their jobs (and make money for their owners).

Cringe

Horford is leaving

Is it confirmed? I didn't hear, if so - my bad.

Meanwhile West and the Clippers front office are the best in the league, and with more money than every other team combined. All people can say against them is “hurrrr their past sucks” because they cant actually say anything about the team, who proved themselves last season, or the organization in its current form. Most people are stupid though, so that idea is definitely hard to shake from their one track retard minds.

somebody convinced him hes worth a 4yr/100mill contract and hes running with it

fuck kd man, he traited on the thunder fuck kd fuck kd fuck kd fuck kd fuck kd fuck kd fuck kd fuck kd fuck kd fuck kd fuck kd fuck kd fuck kd fuck kd fuck kd fuck kd fuck kd

But theyre the fucking Clippers. The Clippers never win.

Well, lads, our meme magic destroyed John Wall's career. Should we take pity on him and try to meme him back into the league? Or should we spit on his corpse and go find a new player whose life we can destroy?

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Asterisk. Title.

The only shot they ever had was with that fucking loser and habitual choker CP3. Fuck him. This year all projections were they wouldnt even get 40 wins and they went above and beyond. Then everyone said it would be a 4-0 sweep and they took the healthy Warriors to 6. If KD or Klay went down against them it would have been over.

I don't understand why Wizards fans continue to support that team. They're dumber than the Knicks

This moment should be added to the LeBron copy pasta.
I feel like a lot of people forgot about it

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It's called loyalty, user.

He's worth a max. He's a top 10 player.

loyalty to what exactly? Sometimes things are undeserving of loyalty

Everybody bitches at how "hard" the media is on LeBron, but they all forget that LeBron brings so much of it on himself. This is the guy who NAMED HIMSELF "King James" right when he got into the league. He's always been an arrogant asshole with an ego the size of the Sun.

blazers gonna win 60 games

They're not gonna make the playoffs.

I wouldn't say best in the league but certainly good. I think what Ujiri (the spurs have sort of been doing it, but toronto is the hotness for right now) did is an amazing example for teams to follow, especially the teams stuck on the treadmill of mediocrity. He knew that he wasn't getting good draft picks or anything so he worked on his team's development programs particularly the g-league affiliate. When he got a shot for the title he went for it and the rest is history. Denver also has made a good development system and it's no coincidence that they're also on the rise. The quality rotation players that they get are very important and sometimes you even strike it big with a joker or siakim

leave gowiz alone! can't you see he's all fucked up?it's like talkin to a pill bottle

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Being loyal to something that repeatedly shits down your throat is just being a cuck.

youtube.com/watch?v=UXt3WHyXi10

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This is exactly why I hate the modern day sports fan. Doesn't actually understand sports and thinks that player ability is directly tied to the amount of championships they've won.

If I ever say Kyrie is better than Iverson, I don't want to see anyone @ me, because I'll just say that "One ring is more than no rings"

>Legendary
Isnt that a little much?

>Lonzo has shown that he is an elite passer, defender and rebounder.

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its not enough

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Brehs

Choppa won’t miss a nigga

But he's actually elite at those 3 things?

Hes pretty elite at those things. 7 reb a game is elite for a guard, and the other two things are pretty much the only things he's known for

hey lavar what's up

nobody should respect a man who eats dog treats

I'm honestly sad we won't get to see John Wall at all next season

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Wait, wait, wait, Carmelo was on the thunder?

When?

No, he wasnt, youre mixing up his nickname “Thunder Thighs” with the history of teams hes been on.

From a fellow Lakerfag, D'Lo is still unproven as fuck, especially in the playoffs where he shot sub-40% and had a 45%~ish TS. Not to say he can't improve but is it worth a max?

You know what’s weird? Every time you fucks started a meme on wall it always worked. In 2013 the start of the “is John wall elite?” Meme began and he literally started playing elite

raptors are going to get giannis :)

Bol Bol the next KD. Denver winning the west next year

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It’s Markelle Fultz and it’s not even close

dudes knees are 60 years old

>Philly loses Butler and Tobias
>Boston loses Kyrie and Horford
>Bucks loses Middleton and Lopez
WTF the Raptors can literally twopeat in the east with Kawhi next year

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Bol Bol won’t even play half a season’s worth of games in his NBA career

He plays 23min per night with every other game off to preserve health

and
>ded memeriors that might not even make the playoffs
it orge rapniggy wins again

THE TWEET SAID HE'S

>"considering"

RESIGNING!!!

HE'S ALSO CONSIDERING OTHER TEAM, FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU


KAWHIII COME HOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It's very unlikely that philly loses both harris and butler and no way in hell bucks lose middleton

IT SAID """""SERIOUSLY""""" CONSIDERING
HE STAYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Miley Cyrus

Catchin bodies

Don’t care if that pussy got some mileage mileage

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Middlememe is a meme so I hope they keep him
I hope they lose brogdan to the celtics or Lopez to whoever

HE'S SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING EVERYTHING FAGGOT!!!!

OMFG FUCK YOU KAWHII DON'T STAY!!!1

COME HERE!!!!

WE GOT BRON AND CAPSPACEEEE

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You don’t actually have the capspace though, unless you seriously think Kawhi is going to take a near $10 million/year paycut to play second fiddle to lebum

YEAH KAWHI COME TO THE LAKERS

TAKE A PAY CUT

PLAY SECOND FIDDLE TO LEBRON

GET KUZMAS SLOPPY SECONDS WITH JEANIE BUSS

BASK IN THE PAST GLORY OF THE LAKERS WHILE SUCKING DICK NOW

Nets getting KD + Kyrie
How many games they win this year and next?

stfu, JUST STFU, IM DONE, IM FUCKING DONE.

I JUST AWNT TO WIN THATS IT FUCK YOU ALL, WHERE'S THE ROPE? IM DONE WITH THIS SHIT. GIVE ME A CHAIR, HOW TF DO YOU TIE A NOOSE.

FUCKING AHTE THIS GAME

42 this year 55 the next

Did not know leafs could get so uppity after 1(one) ring. It's like LeBronto never happened

Is there a more chad build in 2k than a pure playmaker PG?

lebronto died with defrozan and cashit

harden is the mvp

My nigga Jimmy aint really gonna team up with LeBitch is he?

is dlo the first fullzoomer all-star?

What team other than the Wizards has the bleakest future

>kyrie at PG instead of iverson
>no jordan
>kobrick
wew tier

The team's that literally go nowhere always. Knicks and Clippers

Maybe Orlando as well

you wanna watch a super team then go watch Team USA in the olympics you fucking cucks

fuck the Lakeshits and fuck Le3-6 for this era of baseless hype and plastic squads

Knicks have rumors of getting high profile free agents and the Clippers have a mountain of assets. I also have a lot of faith in Chuma Okeke for Orlando. Surely there's a team with a worse future than those three and Washington

at least the wiz have rui
knciks have that fortnite guy. i forgot his name.

What's their chances next season?

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timberwolves

Rui probably isn't good. The Wiz reached on drafting him there.

If I was the Wiz I'd trade Beal ASAP because they're not competing at any point before he leaves and his value is never going to be higher than it is right now. Question is, who do you trade him to?

KD would be an incel if he wasn't tall

Duncan was a 20 ppg right off the bat, in a playoff contending team no less.

>"Hello, yes? Kawhii is not coming, ok sign Dlo DJ and Kemba and stack the bench, see you when free agency starts"

Ok so kawhii is staying, big whoop, not like we didn't see that coming. Now at least we're going to get money to get an elite deep bench. Possibly sign all the best FA's. We don't need kawhii, we'll just destroy his big 1 team in the finals. We're still the best 1-2 punch in the west.

it's okay toronto, enjoy the ring, enjoy kawhii. See you when we see you senpai. Get that interior defense ready, hope Gasol can handle both AD AND Deandre Jordan AND Brook Lopez.

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Two of those players won't even play next season

We are world champions, eat my ass

entire Southeast is dogshit senpai

>Hornets
>Magic
>Heat
>Hawks
>Wizards

in what world is the Hawks' future bleak? They have probably the best young core of players in the league

Who you got, there can only be one.

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Wow, you actually got every fucking one wrong. Congrats

>PG: Magic
>SG: MJ
>SF: Bird
>PF: McHale
>C: Shaw

Rest everyone and get a lottery pick

RJ Barrett seems like someone who would have no qualms killing someone in a killing game situation

>the state of this never been there before leaf newfag

enjoy your #9 pick with the new draft rules

markelle fultz has SEVERE mental problems. his whole family situation is fucked. bryan colangelo alluded to it but it's hard to find details about it.

Sorry but that shit doesn't matter when it happens every year with no results

Bleak perennial losers

Oh shit

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Lonzo Ball is Draymond Green, only that you're trading outside shooting and guarding 1-5 for more quickness and ability to put pressure on the defense in the fastbreak. Markelle Fultz hasn't really shown anything at the NBA level.

NOOOOOOOOOOO RJ

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It's stressful being a Lakers fan, i'll tell yah /nba.

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Saw Giannis at a Kohl's today. As soon as I saw he was in the parking lot, I looked him in the eyes and I locked my car doors.

>Necklets
>ever learning
Based Luka

Poor kid can't even drink anything, certified bust.

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>Lonzo Ball is Draymond Green, only that you're trading outside shooting and guarding 1-5 for more quickness and ability to put pressure on the defense in the fastbreak.

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Ritchie Valens was more patrician than Buddy Holly and he died younger (age 17)

>Lonzo Ball is Draymond Green, only that you're trading outside shooting and guarding 1-5 for more quickness and ability to put pressure on the defense in the fastbreak.

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Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Coby's smart.

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RJ got the Mamba mentality. He will be the best out this draft

since everybody's given their opinion of Lonzo Ball, what's your opinion of Brandon Ingram

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Dogshit

based goga

lol this team is going to suk soo hard

Based and RJpilled

I think people named Luka are just born better than everyone else.

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Why is there a big black line on his arm?

>le hand ball off for assist man
>le foul constantly but never get called for it man

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God you can see the pain in Garland's eyes.

Get the fuck outta here Cam.

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insanely overrated but you can sort of see the potential. Has to up the outside shooting % to be that real start that everybody claimed he would be. He did take a jump this past season before the blood clots, which are also a huge concern

Champions********.

what happens to /nba/ after the Lakers win the title?

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NOOOO MATISsE

Same thing that happened to Yea Forums after Liverpool won the CL

Sneak peek of Rui vs. Sekou

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/nba/ won't be around in 10 years, what makes you think it will still exist in the far flung dystopian future where the lakeshits ever sniff a larry again

I don't pay attention to non-sports or discussion of non-sports, please be more specific

Cam seems like an autist sometimes.

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A team that only soulless NPCs root against won a title earlier this month.

just signed with under armor on mycarreer

BRAZILARRY YOU SEEING THIS SHIT? LMAOOO YOU NEVER GAVE UP ON US

GOD BLESS BRAZIL

ZIP /nba/ UP! BODYBAG INSIDE ANOTHER BODYBAG INSIDE ANOTHER BODYBAG!

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cam reddish story has been sad. i hope he wins.

>Tyler Herro picks flowers

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Your NUMBER ONE draft pick.

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nooo cam :(

I unironically think this flower picking white boi's gonna win.

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lose weight

Lose crime rate

No, dude. He asked for an example of why Lonzo is different from Fultz, not what they have in common.

Shi-

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holy autism bateman

at what point is this considered spam?

wasted

Did Lonzo actually do anything here? Because it looks like Russ got tired of hitting the back of the rim and decided to hit the bottom of the backboard.

That's me

Final three tho so it's almost over and I can die.

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shit get

>spamming on a proxy

grow some balls gowiz

quints

nice get
clever and provocative post. well done.

BASED

Done and done

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Darius Garland is winning this hunger games.

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ok i'll allow it

also why do you guys never mention klove anymore???

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>stressful
>laker fan
Mother fucker you have never went 7-8 yrs without a next level superstar on your franchise.

I live in New York , working 3 jobs to pay for my fucking closet of a home where my freeloading piece of shit gf berates me and burns bake fucking chicken, I don’t even know how you become stupid enough to do such thing and I finish the day watching the knicks for the past 20yrs just put shit on msg tv that has passed the level of being offensive. The last star we had was a money hungry fat fuck with his name literally being a play on the chocolate dessert flavor “caramel”

Nigga fuck you

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Asterisk title.

ya seethe?

not gonna lie, if i ever see gwiz its onsite, no questions asked.

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Don't forget that Melo was a cuck and an opposing player once bragged about how good his wife tasted.

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy81

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>3 jobs for a closet and a freeloading GF
>muh hard work
LA knows to work smarter and more productively and not just harder

Here's your Rookie of the Year next season, ya heard it here first.

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fuck off LAniggers. Stop posting our players

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>digits

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I took up boxing last summer just to one day beat his ass if I ever crossed him on the streets

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you said done?

Lonzo needs a non ball dominant lob threat? Here I am, no questions asked.

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Srs question. Doesn't everyone on the Lakers miss 20-30 games a year because their training staff consists of the people who inflate the Kardashian sister's asses?

>watches apehoop
>shit get
color me surprised

i recently got a pelaton bike. i can literally go 5k miles more at just the thought of catching him da fade

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>their training staff consists of the people who inflate the Kardashian sister's asses?

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>working 3 jobs to pay for my fucking closet of a home

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laker nation who we gettin
kyrie kawhi or ??
the rings coming back baby

>my freeloading piece of shit gf berates me and burns bake fucking chicken

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I'm a Lakerfag and I agree they need to drastically upgrade in this department. I still remember when Nash rarely missed games with the Suns but fell apart within like 5 games of joining the Lakers baka

I don't talk
We don't talk
She don't talk to me
Please don't talk to me

>2019
>baking your chicken
ISHIGGYDIGGYDO

Holy fuck I just ate grilled chicken today how did you know??? O_O

look outside

OH MY FUCKING GOD HOW DID YO-

larry killed the sparkyspammer

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Kys schizo

Kawhi is gonna chase rings better than lebron. He's gonna end up with more rings than MJ.

Mavs will get Kemba
And he will have his best statistic year

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He gone

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Everyone laughed at this too

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This one was particularly hilarious

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That would be huge move for the Mavs and would make them instant west contenders

Hate to break it to you but Kawhi is still leaving. Just because he won a championship doesn't mean he doesn't still want to live in LA. He won in San Antonio but he still wanted out.

>b-but he didn't trust them!!1

That was just a convenient excuse. There were rumblings that he wanted out even before the injury stuff. That was just the final straw for him.

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How does vaping weed work?

lol, the absolute state of a lacucks fan, spending thousands of dollars on a fake bike instead of a real one

>Seth Curry
I know we like to meme but that nigga is ass

I didn't want them to do it so whatever

green is looking right at the junk to make sure he gets it all

RICHARD

MILLIE

PLAIN

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>Clipanada at it again

does this man ever sleep? almost as bad as 24/7 lmao

pull up pisswiz

Purely coincidental

Oppression, socialism, war, suffering and assholes shoveling money into uselessness while fucking up the economy.

>hating on the most sensible and beloved leaf poster

he should have won a gold medal for this shit

Based :DDDDDDD

why the fuck do cities have to do shit like this. fuck that he's just a ball player and yet toronto basically gave this dude the key to the city. pretty sure he could get away with murder up north if he wanted to

How come mamba never had to betray his fans to win rings?

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if he takes out Drake we have our answer

It's just a leaf thing. Toronto doubly so because they're the biggest city and were title starved for a long time before this year

>wake up in the middle of the night
>you are having a bout of sleep paralysis and can't move
>you see Lakers LeBron standing in the corner of your room

wyd

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I'm a Lakerfag and Kobr's rings came more of a result of him being on the Lakers than the other way around desu

Don’t leave it’s my fault, cause when it all comes crashing down I’ll need you

You make my earfquake

open mouth

Lakers uni looks best on dark skin brothers

>I'm a Lakerfag

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Got a problem?

who has the hottest fans and why is it the laker nation???

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A friend of mine from middle school went to our local zoo back where we grew up to save a bear.

Damn near was mauled to death.

The weak construct comfortable lies over inconvenient truths.

Vergil imma need you to get off Yea Forums and go care for your brother Dante and bastard son Nero

i want you to know you changed my life

kbai

>Anthony Davis, DeAndre Jordan and Brook Lopez on the court at the same time
KEK enjoy getting fucked on switches.

You've been saying this for four fucking years. Stop, man, just stop. It's not good for you.

>enjoy getting fucked on switches

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Rose in his prime moved so strange. He looked like those badly cgi’d scenes of the robot form of the terminator in the 90s or robocop

Trae is actually the only zoomer I think will be deserving of a HOF spot in the future desu(maybe Zion too)

How many hyped up prospects actually delivered this decade? Davis, kyrie? You guys don’t even remember jahlil

lakers getting kyrie? i really think so

How do you guys wat h the current state of first take where jalens cocksleeve butts in ever second

accept the pass and take the shot

new new tread

Curry
Jordan
Bird
Malone
Hakeem

As in hes gonna tear his ACL and be out for the season? Sure.

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>she has her hand on the cheerleader's hip/ass
absolute femchad