/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Trashsly Edition

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>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
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>WDC Standings
L. Hamilton 187
V. Bottas 151
S. Vettel 111
M. Verstappen 100
C. Leclerc 87

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 338
Ferrari 198
Red Bull 136
McLaren 39
Renault 36

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
164 (166 entries)

>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position:
89

>Hund status:
Lewis vasn't able to get the schneller lap, zis shows our automobil is ze slovest on the field

>News:
HAM-BOT-LEC
Gasly is SHITE
Amx: "Driving F1 cars isn't easy, fuck off Lewis and Romain"
Pirelli: "No one complained directly to us about tyres"
Stewart bullies Charles
Exposed poll
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crash.net/f1/news/923744/1/hamilton-says-french-gp-win-wasn-t-easy-all
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bbc.com/news/world-europe-48737130
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE VALTTERI'S YEAR

HE WAS THE BUTLER THAT WAS PROMISED

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>gasly
>105 votes
OH NO NO NO NO
HOW IS HE SO BAD

Hwl

>white gorilla trophy for hamilton
based

Why did Ruth throw Gio under the Willy bus with that strategy?

FUCK GASLY
BLYAT IN RB WHEN?

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Did they Boo hamilton?

Gasly a cute.

Ocon is the French driver who deserves a seat desu

>Bottas is now the only man between Hamilton and beating Fangio's record

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>GORILLA TROPHY
AYO DAS RACISM

>pic
Keked because it's a real one

Lil' Gasly

>white gorilla trophy given to Lewis

What did they mean with this

hahaha they made the 3rd place monkey red because they knew a Ferrari driver would be 3rd

race was shit but at least Mclel, Afla and Renault fight is tight as hell

Even the champagne spraying is unenthusiastic. It's like everyone's given up hope.

The state of those trophies
Hahahahahahahahahahha

>Prediction
This will NOT be the most forgettable race of the season

kino jets

wow they escorted in hamilton's private jet

No. Why you think that?

>>Mercedes 338
>Ferrari 198
7 FUCKING RACES

>this low energy champagne celebration
even Mercedes are bored

>private jet on formation
???????

>british anthem
>suddenly the urge to take a shit

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Ik wil het overhemd van Kamphues

HOL UP
HOL UP

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>Doubting Resta
>Ever
MEMEMOBILE INCOMING

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Did RIC get a penalty after that investigation?

DEAD SPORT tbqh

Comfy evening on the cards for the Goat

No.

Well duh, there's still Abu Dhabi

yeah, the fuck was that?

Vettel is going to lose all these records after this season.

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well, what is the point anymore. the season is over after a third of the races.

Damn, French drivers (and circuit) suck.

F1 2004 all over again...

We don't know yet, but it's a penalty for sure if that was grass or gravel he wouldn't have made it and he didn't take the left side because he couldn't pass Kimi if he did, he's fucked.

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When will the FIA step up and fix this shit

can we talk about those god awful trophies?

what the fuck were they thinking

holy fucking shit

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do people watch abu dhabi? Everything is decided, the Track is shit and everyone wants it to be over.

>French Commentary : "you'll see, these trophies are great because french contemporary artist blah blah blah".
>see trophies, contemporary TRASH indeed
>this is considered great
Glass this fucking country

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Why would you take a cyanide pill and then shoot yourself?

Ask me how I know you are a netflixbabby

someone post the trophies please
i need to fap

>implying that FIA ain't nothing but a corrupted front for money laundering and other shit

what

Doubly safe

kimi likes them

Just to be safe, shooting yourself in the head isn't a guaranteed death

Is that LEC's grandpa

when hamillton retires.

In 10 years it'll be a trophy of a black man fucking a white woman and a white man sitting in a little cage beside them

insurance.
if the pill doesn't get you, the pistol shot will and vice versa
i don't want to live to see a man who dresses like this beat michael

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It's his sugar daddy.

I'd like a gorilla trophy desu

France is absolutely fucking trash since 200 years before we were even born.

Elderly fan

Shots to the head are not as deadly as one would assume irl
He could end up a Schumi in a prison camp

It’s a Dassault Falcon, a French built private jet, so it’s a national pride thing - plus it’s a common choice for various air forces’ VIP jets

So did ricci get era penal or no?

You plan to become a contemporary artist and make art of your fantasies?

Le King of Le France

I wish we'd change it.

not yet

That's it, he's done it. RIC's Baku record is gone.
>strawpoll.me/18213613

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Stewards are even slower than var sinson

Michael was a gigantic cunt and his era was boring as shit.

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did ukraine get annexed?

gnite lads
eh fuck waiting for it, no lifeforce left to stay awake, barely managed to brush my teeth

i don't care what your bullshit graph is but i love that brown is on top

And this is your new team, Toro Rosso

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>Michael was a gigantic cunt and his era was boring as shit.
this is 100% the truth

>It's actually him
Hope you like your new overlord Putin

Is the worse than the Schumi/Ferrari days of dominance?

For me it is. I don't ever recall the pre-season wankery in those days where motorsport press would claim it was going to be competitive and would hype up other teams.

Yes

>The absolute state

caption this f1 related twitter.com/4amNori/status/1142140623803363328

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It's fair, regardless of bad strategy he shouldn't have been that slow on the third fastest car of the grid

This is getting to be a joke now

>even if ric gets the penalty he should landos position is still fucked

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only one man can save F1 now

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they're going to win every single race

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Ferrari was only dominant for 2 seasons, the rest of the seasons was due to the driver.. not like this shit.

How is Buttas so shit?
Even fucking Rosberg beat Hamilton

But Gimi would be 7th :D

Didn't Kimi also leave the track?

*beat

>max shitting on fans
based

only reason 2ndberg beat lewis is because they took away the pit lane help that season.

>MY TYRES!!!
>wow, pulled off a miracle
>must be amazing to never trail

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That's the wrong picture.
Pic related to Mercedes next season, guaranteed kino.

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ya seethe, batty boy?

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What did he say?

that's not esteban ocon

Norris did when Ric parked his car in the inside of the chicane.

Rai and Hul were clean.

cute

>albon no longer the least exposed

Hamilton probably would veto it.

>he thinks a williams fan still has the energy to seethe
>defending a driver who had to bully a broken car and go off track to keep position

hes exposed. get over it

wrong

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based fellow williams fan.

youre a fellow Williams fan so youre based
however the rest of your post is cringe
finna worked

ofc, because he's a bitch

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Is amx the next GOAT?

Punished Ocon next season will be nice

really despise WTF1, pure reddit cringe

>he browses Yea Forums
kwab

WRONG

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>they are not in the same order in both pictures
I am triggered

Prove you aren't a newfag.


∆∆

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>ukraine is no more

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This graph is what keeps me away from quitting F1 once again

>worst F1 champion in history

f1 is reddit cringe

>18 seconds behind in the same car
Did Toto tighten his chastity cage?

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If not the best, he's most certainly the most entertaining driver of the top three teams. That he keeps completely humilliating his teammate is an added benfit

I stopped after /mag/ died
fucking mandrama fags ruined everything and I'm still ding-dong diddly seething about it
Keke

>he still thinks Alonslow is fast

Screaming, cope levels off the charts

holy mother of BASED

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they were mentioning how there's usually a lot of dutch people show up to cheer him on and he says well that doesn't help it doesn't give the car more power. She says well surely it helps a little bit and he says no it doesn't

This is a weird season, three teams only got 1 car (Red Bull, Hass and Alfa) how is this even allowed.

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What is the point of F1 in its current state? It is literally more stale than during Schumi's height. Not even the midfield is interesting.

Are they trying to kill it on purpose with their shitty regulations?
>lets make it hybrid with the knowledge that only one single constructor has been developing this technology 3-4 years prior, surely that will make for a fun viewing experience!

Hamilton with a 12 second gap fucking 10 laps into the race. There is no point to watch this for the racing anymore, none of the constructors are even in the same league, might as well start mixing F3/F2/F1 cars together. The only reason to watch is for the slim chance that something goes completely wrong and Grosjean takes out a third of the cars on turn 1 or so, failing a major upset like that the races are mindbogglingly boring.

They managed to make a sport about cars going over 300kmh fucking boring, that to me is a more impressive achievement than Hamilton breaking WCS records.

what fighters are those?

I quit after Baku but I check /f1/ after every race just because of the exposure level chart

Rafale

/halfwheel/ pilled

Worse than Jones or Scheckter who literally won with one pole and three wins in a 15 race season? Keke Rosberg is another. I think he only won a single race

You're putting too much thought on this, look we got quirky youtube videos and netflix reality tv show.

Ricciardo penal pending this is the Formula 1.5 standings so far
I'm tempted to add Gasly

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thank you dear friend

Drivers are useless
When will we get self-driven F1 cars?

jock villeneuve

Dassault Rafale I think

1982 was kino. It's not Keke's fault the Williams lacked a turbo engine.

>Formula 1.5
Literally the single most reddit thing on earth
Even more than reddit itself

Of course it's not his fault. That doesn't mean he isn't a shit WC.

Anyone else manage both /n24/ & /f1/ this weekend?

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he's still shit

Surely Toyota should be dominating then

Somebody can post the fucking trophies of this race please. I turned it off after the last 5 laps.

At least you can talk.

Yes.
Watching the f1 was harder then the n24

trunk is F1 fans
tits are exciting races
girl is FIA/Liberty

>current state of Ferrari

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ta

Flames on the back makes you go fqaster because they push you ahead

Oh what a surprise! Mercedes won again!

Good thing I don't see that turd of F1 anymore and come here only to shitpost.

>if i can just make it back to the pits it should all be ok

There is no point.

Hamilton wins every race.
Bottas comes second and awkwardly gives shitty excuses as to why he came 2nd in the same car during the postrace interviews
Vettel is angry at the world and everyone is at fault but him for his underwhelming performance
Lekek rubs salt into Vettel's wounds with a big grin
Verstappen finishes where he starts
Gasly embarrasses self by being the only person on the grid to never finish anywhere near his teammate
Grosjean either DNFs or wrecks the race in turn 1, also complains that is never his fault despite always being the only common denominator
Cyka Blyat desperately races his heart out to not be redemoted
etc. etc.

Race in race out, I didn't even watch todays race and I am pretty sure 90% of what I just said holds true.

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Wtf is formula 1.5?

Rafale M, the carrier version

30-32 degrees forecast next week, SCORCHIO!

RARE

But your hero just won.
Doesn't that inspire you to be the first black handicapped female driver ever?

Surely you got better things to do than shitpost
Got to the fucking beach or something, never understand you Caribbean posters

fuck the beach

lads i'm gonna die send help

>honestly think Danny ric should have been given a penalty
>don't want to be called a SEETHING COPELET
don't know what to do lads

Everything that isn't Merc, Rari or RBR

same but without the redbull ferrari and mercedes
all the slow f1 cars so 1.5

kek, it does

he's trying to tell you that you are a newfag
liked em better when they were 3-colori apes

what did he do?

frankly that was the most entertaining stuff of the race so it would be a shame if they punish that desu

Forza Gimi
Forza Alfa
Grazie tutti
Grazie mille
Grande lavoro

She's pining for Charles, Hulk to Ferrari and QT back to Sauber to replace the Nazzi.

>Bottas comes second and awkwardly gives shitty excuses as to why he came 2nd in the same car during the postrace interviews
>same car

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The fucker overtook someone, in 2019
What an asshole

>17-19° forecasted for next week
Lovely

are you going to the race? good luck

he left the track a little bit on the chicane and when he passed gimi

youre good mate, let it all out

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To be fair to Ruth he was fucked anyway, too slow on the softs to make a difference, so they went for a long stint on the hards.

Two stopping would have left him last.

This semen-slurping sport is already in a sad state.
Last thing we need is penalties for every overtake that is not 100% clean

Should be s lam dunk penalty then but why bother listening to the stewards or the FIA in general? They are corrupt and/or useless.

no, it will be even warmer here

that's kinda retarded t b h

Problem is the track, had there been gravel or grass Ricciardo wouldn't have made it, a natural penalty no steward action needed, but since the track is just drive anywhere you want you need the penalties.

It's a stupid reddit meme

Why? F1.0 is Hamilton, F1.1 is Bottas, F1.25 is Rari and RB.
Everyone else is just unable to compete in any way

Gasly is Kovalainen 2.0

Mmmm why did Ricc not get a penalty? Is the decision out?
First on Fat john, then on Lando and Gimi, same shit thrice.

quite like to see VET return to RB if I'm being honest

>thinkin bout mana's pee

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Nah Bottas is also F1, he's just a better Barrichello.

Goblando, Ricci and Gimi summoned to the stewards, in 3 bings

>fucks up chicane, potentially unsafe rejoin while forcing norris off the track
>overtakes gimi outside the track limits

He's even worse than that
he should become a new, lower category where being a Heiggi isn't as bad as being a Gasly

I don't know about that, Heikki did win a race

Kova won a race

Kek Buena nido

how much lando behind
can't find proper times other than +1laplol

prego

motorsport.com/f1/results/

Kova at least got a Win and few Podiums

Imagine being bottas, trying to escape the shadow called lewis's lapdog, succeeding twice this season, once barely, only to enter a bigger shadow called average driver who is 12 seconds behind his teammate after 10 laps, just because your finn hand-eye coordination sucks
Now imagine being ferrari, making a car that's suitable for racetracks which have at least 3-4kms purely in straights. You know whatever downforce and suspension updates you try to do you're fucked.
Imagine being RB, having the fastest driver but your sushi car doesn't allow him to gain on anyone, while you signed the absolute most exposed driver.
Truly, things couldn't have been worse this season. Screw toto and lewis

reminder that heikki has more poles than Max

thank

so lando gets P9 if ricci +5sec?

oh, i thought you are part of orange army. i don't envy anyone at red bull ring next weekend

>now you remember sophiaposting before Carrie arrived.

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Here's how many fucks he gives

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E.T. neck on the left

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Bottas worse shit is his attitude, a lap dog to Hamilton and Toto who always obeys, Rosberg was slow sometimes too, but at least he raced and didn't obey team orders, and when Hamilton was clear faster, Rosberg hitted him on his way through to fuck him up.

>fuck 'em all, how does that sound

sounds to me he's on pretty high damage control, but otherwise based, pilled, etc.

>10 sec penalty
+5 for pushing Lando out of the track (4 wheels out too) and +5 for gaining advantage on Kimi with 4 wheels of the track

J U S T
U
S
T

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want to see emilia and thiccy viccy together desu

pp hard

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Indy at Road America in a little less than one bong if you want to salvage the day

i miss keita

So, Alonso is fucking over with Mclaren?

Zak has stated he wouldn't displace any of his two drivers for Alonso.

>53 laps sainz p5 +95 seconds
yes, unless by some miracle they are fighting for wins in 2021

for me it's Sabine Schmitz

one day our patience will be rewarded with a season of pure, unfiltered kino, r-right?

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i wish man, i wish

>still having hopes and dreams

i think the last lap incident in th emidfield is the perfect example of why f1 should be raced with walls, gravel traps, and grass, instead of in a fucking parking lot with paint on it. that could have only happened on paul ricard

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I think so. 01 and 02 were some of the worst seasons but 2003 was pure kino

I'd rather be an drug addict than F1 addict 'cause with drugs you will eventually overdose and die but all F1 does is keep you suffering.

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autism book on top form today

grosjean is the unluckiest driver on the grid

>deep

After more than 25 years I swear this was the last time I did watch a full F1 race.
Even Schumi domination era was more fun.

Hamilton beat Alonso overall when they were at Mclaren, Alonso even got preferal treatment at first. Hamilton would race anyone

twitter.com/iGPManager/status/1142822670855262210

>"Grosjean?"
Kek

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>manages to qualify with essentially the same time as Hamilton, can literally see the gust of wind that blew his rear wide causing him to lose the few hundreds difference
>in the actual race 18 second difference
wewlad, he is just not that great a driver when compared to Hamilton

>he wants every race to be Monaco and 2005 Indianapolis
epic, only a burger could come up with this

requesting the one of them sitting on the ground chating with gimi and bot chatting in the background, ta' lads

crave some reliability unpredictability.
not much fun knowing that these cars have little to no chance of blowing up without warning.

The last Ferrari race winner.
The last Ferrari WDC.
On the team for the last two Ferrari WCC.

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because based mika was there and michael at least made it entertaining it anything bad happened to him

The days of exploding V10s have gone sadly

Why did gimi even move over and give ricky room to complete the pass? I like him for being a fair driver but that was a bit too kind.

he had to defend from hulk, right?

Because Gimi knows le exposed man can be a danger when le exposed man gets excited

finna go to assen next week la

Last winner in a non RB, Ferrari or Merc as well.

if ric +10 then gas p10
no end of exposing

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you now remember the french 2019 GP

i don't know if i should laugh or cry

Can the FiA please, PLEASE come back to real earth and actual reality and make some regulations that make some fucking sense? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THIS SHIT IS SO FUCKING BORING RIGHT NOW.
I am saying this as someone who has been following F1 for about 30 years now.
This was quite possibly the most boring race I have ever witnessed.
Did anyone even overtake anyone? All I saw was Hamilton lap a bunch of the tier 3 teams.

Tactics where instead of racing, you pit TWO laps before the end for fresh tyres so you can at least get a point for fastest lap. LITERALLY GIVING UP ON RACING AND GOING, "welp, no point in this anymore, might as well just try to cheese that last point" how fucking retarded do the rules have to be that it encourages that sort of behaviour.

Basically no wheel to wheel racing ever, 6 second gaps or more between cars for most of the race.

FiA interferes with penalties far too often and far too harshly. You get pushed of the track? Better slam those brakes and give up 3 positions before you enter the track again or else a 5 second penalty awaits you

Making the dumbest judgement on when to inform who about rule enforcement. Canada GP was actually quite fun for a change with Hamilton pressuring Vettel, but boy the moment he the Ham Man heard Vettel got a 5 second penalty he just backed the fuck off and that was it, race dead form that point forward. By all means inform the teams, but why does the driver have to be informed of these penalties in real time, all it ever does is kill the racing. FUCK OFF.

This used to be about cars going fast, rivalries between drivers, drama on and off track. Now it is all about which team can fiddle their way through the rules the best.

Even dumb shit like Barichello stopping on the track to let Schumi pass him is preferable to this snoozefest, at least that caused massive drama.

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Because he's way too nice in wheel-to-wheel situations, should just have kept his position without giving any room.

>inb4 Gimi is 55-year-old stay-at-home dad with 7 kids
Yeah, but still.

didnt read lol

the days of every exciting part of f1 you remember are gone, desu

Its called nostalgia

>only 1 week until Lewis gets in there again

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preach it sistah

Ban front wings, mandatory FIA ground effect floor, car max length at 1m80

>b-but f1 has always had boring races and dominant teams!!!1!

When will the atmosphere fuck off so we can have races without this aerobullshit

Delightfully devilish post

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yes

captcha: neekeri stealing a bike

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Not, not really finbro, it is called statistics, they tend to not lie. Shit has never been so stale in F1 ever.

There is so little overtaking now that the teams might as well be racing on different days and just timetrial it, there is barely any interaction anymore anyway.

fellow dutch anons
why do you have minorities in your studio

It's a high speed course
ferrari should win

He's right though, it's not just rose tinted specs. This season really has been fucking diabolical so far with some of the most insipid, sterile races I've ever seen in many years of watching F1.

Double dubs confirmed Yenson temporary replace Gassy until next year

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what's the jessica michibata status

l do my best

New idea.
Tracks have retractable obstacles that pop up at random (with a warning of course) that disturb usual racing lines. You don't now which obstacles will pop up when, but ever lap will be slightly different. Obstacles could range from a chicane to wetness on the track to really had crosswinds etc..
Also every driver gets a fighter jet styled chaff release button that they can use once during a race to release vision obscuring chaff behind them to thwart overtake maneuvers.

Thoughts?

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ze American iz right, ze rot Automobil vill be zu schnell für uns in Österreich. Zere is surely no vay ve can skveeze out a victory from zis one

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>Tracks have retractable obstacles that pop up at random (with a warning of course) that disturb usual racing lines
so more williams cars?

FACT
Formula mEme was shit but it was better shit than F1 shit

the reality is F1 is too predictable for teams, they have it all planned out on computer before they even turn up
how about
>random tyre compounds
>random starting fuel (could be full race distance or half or 10%)
>race distance itself can be +/-10%
>car sensors can only be read in the pits
>everyone must use Ferrari's race simulation software

After Gasly's recent "performance", how do you rate Brendon Hartley?

Install sprinklers that wet the track randomly during the race

Basically every race is the malaysian grand prix

10 years ago I wasn't nostalgic for 20 years before that, some things were better, some things were worse, but I enjoyed the races of 10 years ago pretty much equally as those of 20 years before that.
So no, it is not nostalgia, racing these days is just garbage, FiA rules and regulations kill actual racing.
This is something drivers have been warning us for, for decades, but it has actually become reality now.

That would solve itself if race control teams, telemetry, simulators and FP sessions were banned.

kek

t. oto

>Bring tyres
>Don't tell teams which compounds they are

I'd love to see a version of pic but for the FIA Stewards.

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Where were you when the women's wc is more entertaining than f1?

i would love to see a weight handicap or success ballast system in place. it's not a totally out there suggestion, series like super GT have had it for ages.

i see a couple of different ways it could be realized. you could hand out weight for the race according to the qualifying position for the top 10. you could also hand out weight for every championship point. got 88 points in the standings? enjoy your 8.8 kg.

i mean, again, it's not totally out there. i believe it has never been used in F1, but other series have used it to their own respective benefit.

>2ndberg

Sleeping after half a first lap in f1

I would welcome days in which telemetry data would only be allowed to be read during pits.
Also no more pitwall changing of settings. If a driver sees red because his rival is cockblocking him give him the power to put his car into partymode and go ham with all the consequences that come with it.

There is just too much infetterence (if that is a word) on track from people not actually on the track, as you say everything is calculated before the race. Worse still is that everything is calculated DURING the race too and settings adapted in real time in accordance with the readings.

I want a driver to have to judge the limits of his car, not to be told by the wall that 8th gear has a problem so to avoid shifting into it and that the brakes are nearly at critical heat so to reduce the pace slightly and oh btw you need to move your left ass cheek 2 cm forward to keep the car in perfect harmony.

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based bahamabro
ricci bless

>HAM: Having a lot of trouble with blistering guys
>FASTEST LAP: HAM
>FASTEST LAP: HAM
>FASTEST LAP: HAM

>WINNER: HAM
>2nd: BOT (+18.056)

Lmao neck me

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youtube.com/watch?v=nRRLeteLtrk

Highlights of the weekend

then waking up for the last half of the final lap only for the TV director to show Leclerc's failed attempt at Bottas and not showing all the shenanigans with Norris, Ric, and Gimi

>1:32.764 - Lewis best on 29 laps old hard tyres.
>1:32.740 - Vettel best on 2 laps old soft tyres.
Truly unterhunds here

>0 crashes all weekend
>0 touches between cars all weekend
>even more of a procession than Monaco

Truly relentless fucking racing lads

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>Ferrari giving Vettel one lap to go for fastest lap point

Literally why. Can someone explain this to me.

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Should have kept watching 24 hours of Nurburgring instead of switching to F1. I feel like the dumbest man alive.

he looked into the future and knew RIC would get exposed by the stewards later

cars get lighter as fuel is burned off, hence the fastest will be right at the end
any decent driver only needs one lap

>the women's wc is more entertaining than f1
Well, obviously. They might be shit at football, but at least a select few of them are cute. Can't say that about any of the F1 drivers.

>mfw I kill formula 1 in only 5 years

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mercedes will have enough reliability issues later in the year to take them out of the running for a few of those

9 consecutive wins is pretty crazy luck

now you remember

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Hartley have issues or literally bad luck 50% of his races in f1

Based Reddit

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Pretty much keke

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I don't understand why he bitches over radio about this shit.
Literally in the last 5 laps, perfect race all race long, 20 second lead "WAAAH, X IS STARTING TO WEAR!".

1) It happens every race, with his epxerience you'd think he would be fine with it by now
2) The team can see all of this stuff without him yammering over radio about it, in fact they can see it more clearly than he can and long before him.

Why does he have to be such a dramaqueen?

Dramadive Hamilton
Grumpy Bottas
Angry Vettel

Is this really the best F1 has to offer these days?

Please just put Max in the merc so we can have a grinning smug winner every race who knows he has the superior car, doesn;t whine about it and just owns up to it. "I am in the best car and I am loving demolishing my opponents".

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I feel sorry for whoever has this job. Having to sift through all that garbage material to somehow somewhere find "highlights". Can't even fallback onto showing shots of hot pit girls like they used to.

It's easy when you get a mole to write regs for you.

thanks

They are exhausted, those poor guys can't even stand up

fuck reddit, simple as

It's just to make him seem like a heroic pro who single-handedly manages finishing despite his car burning and falling apart under his ass

At this point I feel like it is just power dynamics

and now both of you remember it was the FiA regulations that put RB in topdog position, and it was FiA regulations again that knocked them out of it and put merc in that spot.

FiA was a mistake. Despite all the jokes NASCAR and/or indy500 are more interesting to watch as of right now. Ya the tracks are comparatively speaking boring as shit, but at the end of the day I watch racing to watch the cars race, not to stare at a pretty track, and right now there is no racing in F1. Can start calling it Formula None soon.

Indy car would be pretty good if they would have nice circuits

>Business idea
Just give up and make F1, WWE

it's already as fake as it gets

>silver car bad

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I saw Vettel at a grocery store in Maranello yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Aha, so wie Du das jetzt machst?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Hä?” but he kept cutting me off and going “HÄ? HÄ? HÄ?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Signore, devi prima pagare per quelli.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually to “impedire infetterenze elettriche” and then turned around and showed me the Vettel finger. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

wow that was super rude of him

Agreed, but currently I still enjoy both more than F1. There is wheel to wheel racing, finishes are tight, races are exciting, there is the proverbial blood sweat and tears and you can sense it during the entire race. Can't say I get that from F1 anymore, especially now that even the commentators (at least the German and English ones) are essentially admittingthe WDC WCC is decided already and the entire race long they make tired jokes about mercedes being topdog and races being boring without stepping to much out of line with their comments scared of the repercussions. Hell, they were nearly on the verge of telling you to not bother anymore and to tune back in next week for Austria, and they probably would have said exactly that if it werent for contracts and shit. Ridiculous.

are you sure you want to recycle a self-defeating trump drone meme that just went to show that trump drones let youtube videos do the thinking for them

dude who hurt you, is it the man in the image?

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>salvage
lmao its going the same way as f1, Rossi is running away with it

is this south serbian trying to troll me

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What about LeCutie?

>when the only entertainment during the entire race came from the commentators joking about turning on the sprinklers for 5 minutes straight

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>retarded exaggerated straw man argument
ebin. eimply ebin

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Ya, but at least racing is happening. Can't say I saw any of that during the French GP.

Hear me out
What about artificial rain

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>2pits strategy

Based

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Will Ferrari or RBR even be able to get a win before the end of the season?

Macedonians are not serbians they are bulgarians
Nvm both are ottoman rape babies

smart money says no

Why can't they just give every team tyres from the same manufacturer, engines from the same manufacturer and chassis from the same manufacturer, and then scrapheap challenge style before every race they get friday and saturday to tinker and tweak things.

I mean, the already do it with the tyres, just do the same with engines and chassis. The constructors can compete on who can engineer the best result given the same resources.

Instead they introduce hybrid engines knowing full well the only constructor on the grid to have actually any proper experience in high performance hybrids was Mercedes. Not only are the races this year predictable, it was predictable that they would become predictable.

Ferrari maybe, they have been close, I can see 1 win.

Nah.
Engen is better.

LOCK HIM UP ጅ

Ricciardo 5 second penalty twice, so 10 seconds, bullied.

croats are just displayed ukrainians too. the entire balkans is just a humongous shit cocktail of trash people.

t. slavshit from the balkans

fia.com/file/82728/download/28131
fia.com/file/82729/download/28132

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>Not only are the races this year predictable, it was predictable that they would become predictable.
Wow, it's almost like that was the point of the changes :)

Man, fuck this sport. I was so mad I almost slapped my gf.

>Retardo gets a +10 penalty
LMAOOOOOO

no

>Ricciardo got two seperate 5-second time penalties. One for leaving the track, re-joining unsafely & forcing another driver off the track. And one for leaving the track & gaining a lasting advantage passing another car. He drops to 11th place out of the points
KWAB.

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Gas p10
Even more humiliating than no points

The only moment from the entire race during which cars were actually fighting for positions
>get horrifically punished for it
Remind me why the FiA exists again? Everything they do and decide makes F1 less fun and "less F1".

What a forgettable race, first one where i've started doing something else while it was on because i was bored of the season, did Norris manage to finish or did he break down?

No, we're Aryans.

can't wait for alonso to take his seat in a couple of races

final position?

If you added furry drivers and backstage drama you will get Rimba Racer of all things.

Are you sure that's the future you want fo Formula Kino?

>Franco_first_time_noose.jpg

Norris one was harsh, but the one on Kimi was correct, had there been gravel or grass there Ricciardo would have not make it and possibly crash.

Someone post the exposed poll again. I gotta change my vote.

You have shit taste in men, faggot

>ctrl f "straw"

alonso's only coming back if he can win.

>One for leaving the track, re-joining unsafely & forcing another driver off the track
oh go and get fucked FIA. it was a bullshit penalty in canada and it's a bullshit one here too.

7. Gimi
8. Hulk
9. Lando
10. Gastly
11. Retardo

i hope you don't unironically think that. dalmatians are albanians and inland croatians are ukrainians that were too weak to stay in the donbas. you and your ancestors are trash.

done

good job kimi

>You have shit taste in men, faggot
I have no taste in men at all. Maybe that's the problem.
But I think even if I had: There are female footballers way manlier than any F1 drivers. Including Hülkenberg.

Leave him alone, Mehmet. He's a László
>T. László as well

well, well, well...

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BORING RACE

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>still 8 points off
?

EXPOSED

>Yezsh?
>Bogdanoff, ee did eet
>he passed eem?
>yes, ees in P7
..
>drop eem. Call ze eef ee eey.

They are both on 16 now.

I'm glad I made that a buzzword
ya finna seethe

GRAZIE RAGAZZI, GRAZIE TUTTI, GRANDE LAVORO, GRANDE MACHINA, GRANDE GARA, GRANDE GIMI
For the Sauber employees, Danke & Merci. For Alfa, Grazie Mille.

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>replying to the "croat" retard
>calling himself slavshit
I had high hopes for you my friend

>annihilates retardo with an old spec engine

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sure thing Bogdan

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youtube.com/watch?v=xQEKzYouRjk
Mika is the manager here. Do you have new F1 related songs?

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stop it

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Is there any driver more exposed that Antonio Giovinazzi?, another race when he qualifies ahead and ends up way behind, the only non williams driver to have 0 points.

The only other guy exposed so bad would be Gasly, both were the champion and runner up of GP2 2016.

GP2 2016 confirmed awful gen.

called it

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It's like the FIA thought the race wasn't shit enough. Gotta slap some penalties after the fact to retroactively make the race MORE shit.

yeah the 2016 field was beyond uncompetitive

Maybe if the track didn't have runoffs the size of football fields then the drivers would be more incentivized to stay between the lines

What a yoke

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Has Ricciardo got a penalty? Thanks for answering.

2014 was far worse

Muh q3 limited strategy

You did. Gave me hope and it worked out. Bless.

It's a tight contest between Kubica, Grosjean, Gio the Nazi and Gastly imo
>tfw exposure championship is more entertaining than actual championship

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Waffel? But he was against Alonso

Chad race pace virgin qualification

Read the fucking thread

what do you think kimi and bottas are talking about

b-but ricciardo was supposed to be unexposable?????

Yea Forums

someone post the exposure chart for the year. I think he's near the top if not number 1.

Kubica gets a pass considering half his arm is missing and he is stuck driving a tractor

Can't be exposed when everyone already knew he was total garbage going in

crash.net/f1/news/923744/1/hamilton-says-french-gp-win-wasn-t-easy-all

>"There’s always things happening, always on the edge. These cars, as you know, everything is running to a temperature; reliability is everything."

>when he has clean air the entire race and the only cars ahead are backmarkers
>"BUT IT WAS REALLY HARD TO DRIVE, SERIOUSLY GUYS"

Everyone's driving on the edge, you fucking ponce. He makes it sound like all four wheels of his car are going to fly off at any moment

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our lord and saviour made sure that wasn't the case

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kek, gastly into points

Gimi might be a drunk boomer but he's also a WDC. Give nazi some slack

NASCAR road course race in one bong

true but look at LEC

Excitable Italian is in F1 2019 lmao :D

>drive out front in clean air all day
>need to pass traffic once in a while
wowza that was exhausting, gonna fuck some twinks in my motorhome now

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I'm going to save so much time by only watching the Q and race highlights on youtube from now on.

>spends 1 hour 30 mins watching Quali and race highlights
>spends 28 hours a week on /f1/

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haha imagine being a croat sucking german cock and thinking that ingesting enough german semen will somehow make you aryan h.c.

absolutely dishonorable

When will Ferrari realize that Vettel isn't the Ferrari horse

YOU'RE WAIFU A SHIT

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>career mode - take too long
>championship mode - just right

Business idea: turn the serbian traktorijada into a world famous sport to eventually replace f1

>siis vittu tää daniel
>sanoppa. perkele mikä mulkku
>käydääks parit viinat tän jälkeen
>vois kyllä.

Don't forget that he's the same guy who, when Red Bull had about 50% of the dominance he enjoys right now, that he'd not want to win like Vettel, with a dominant car and unchallenged.
Who always dismissed anyone but his own achievments as being down to the car, whil probably having the most competitive machinery over his career of any racer in history.
He's the most dishonest guy in the sport and has been for a long time. Nothing he says can be taken at face value, especially not when it comes to biggening up his own achievments.

lääh puuh mervi vittu mahlat

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To be fair he's that high only because of his retarded mistakes (Australia and Baku, for example). While it IS bad, it's not as bad as, say Gasly, Kubica or Giovinazzi, who are consistently fucking shit

>2014
Jo, Lee and Palmer Champion
Vanslow runner up (Rookie)

>2016
Gastly Champion
Gio the Nazi runner up (Rookie)

I say the 2014 is a bit better, the Stoff wasn't that bad, and Palmer is a legend who else can make it driving a three seater.

Fucking Retardo made me lose a position in fantasy.

It's called lurking btw. But i just googled it. Thanks anyway. You were very useful.

"drive to survive"

boomers vs zoomers

no se lulu sonni tässä ja
pillu miälessä

2009, 2010 and 2012 were some of the most entertaining racing took place

Yeah Retardo is still fast, he just can't accept that all those dive bombs that worked was because of the car and not him.

>2009
>RB
el brainleto

>162 points on fantasygp
>gained 0 positions in formula autism

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Still I rise

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sad bad true
at least 4 hours a day on the chans

>rakesh on 1204 points

Stunning performance.

what are you talking about?

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>he's only exposed because he's exposed

ok

looks like kvyat will replace gaskek this season lads.

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2009 was Brawnwinslol.

I'm not saying that he's not exposed, I'm saying that he's not as bad as those other exposees

No it wasnt, they just brawtism'd the regulations right at the start, the latter half of the season Button finished 7th and stuff

rtriu

the chans are love, the chans are life

For the first 7 races of the season only. After that it was RB playing catchup

>Fisi's only points of the season were a single 2nd place in his last race at Force India before his transfer to Ferrari to replace Badoer
>Crashgate was revealed after Piquet Jnr was fired by Renault

2009 was pure meme

Also which 2009 race was only half points?

malaysia

Malaysia due to being redflagged because of Rain.
Also
>gimi icecream memes

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Is that Todt Jr?
He manages both Blyat AND LeCute?

tf you smokin matey

He manages quite a few guys
Massa, Lopez, Armstrong.
He also managed Maldonado and Bianchi

Prove me wrong.

The worst thing about merc/hamilton/toto right now isn't their 100% dominance, but their bullshit PR farce they keep up at all times about it always being a challenge, always being on the edge, never knowing if they will make it THIS race, and everything being a nailbiting experience right up until they see the checkered flag.

FUCKOFF
U
C
K
O
F
F

Hell, even when they don't win, they win, just need to suck the financial shlong of FIA hard enough.

I hate this "sport" so much right now, I don't even know why I keep coming back.

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>2009 was Brawnwinslol
Even the resident Brawnfag won't agree with that shit
RB was more dominant in the second half
Jenson RELENTLESSLY won the seaso due to his dominance in the first seven races

gib mommy manager

Oh yeah. It seems 2009 was just a big meme conduit


>you now remember the Brazilian GP where everyone discovered Kobayashi

Did anyone generally know much about him before he was drafted in to replace Glock at Toyota for the last 2 races?

>Muh double diffuser
But seriously, Jenson desperately trying to get past that Japanese guy at Interlagos was great fun. That whole race was brilliant.

I can't remember.

he was gp2 asia champion, but only midfielder in main series. also i still remember brundle wondering whether koba even speaks english, when he was doing grid walk at interlagos, kek

Other 2009 gems, Button started 2019 Mercedes's like, but then he sucked the rest of the year with only a few podiums, Barrichello had his big chance but wasted it only winning a few races.

Red Bull rised but Vettel was too erratic to make it happen.

Massa got hit in the head and would turn into the Barrichello we all know today.

Mclaren and Ferrari got a late rise in performance, with Kimi and Lewis getting wins and both were separated by 1 point again at the end of the season.

Luca Badoer was pretty much Raghunathan driving a Ferrari.

Piquet Jr got fired but got his revenge revealing the crashgate and cementing Briatore status as cheater, Alonso did his usual dindu nuffin.

Still I remain firmly in the lead

Daily reminder now matter how pathetic your life is there are "people" ITT who pay actual money to watch Formula 1 on TV or on formula1.com in the Year 2019.

Can someone give me one (1) good reason to continue watching this instead of the japanese autosport scene?
I already considered "to watch BigJeans cuck people out of races in turn 1" , but that simply isn't a good enough reason.

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Imagine if the finale of the 2010 season was at Interlagos and not Abu Dhabi

Piquet revealed crashgate?

because it would make you a weeb

/f1/

Yeah because he got fired to be replaced by fat john

there are no reasons to watch. Everything about the sport is broken.

Don't forget Pat Symonds

Just watch the occasional race on illegal streams when you have nothing else to do. I watched the sport non-stop from 05 to 18 but quit caring, there's no legitimate reason to follow it until 2021. Everything is so boring, from the drivers, to the cars, to the lack of interesting strategy, to every circuit looking the same. ect ect. Just bland.

gimi

this

2021 can't come soon enough, but then again the new regulations will probably birth another dominant team. Hopefully they won't be pushing the unterhunden narrative so far up everyone's asses like mercedes, and hopefully their #1 driver isn't poois

>Red Bull dropped Bourdais after he failed to adapt to F1 at Toro Rosso & was replaced with a DJ
>Barrichello ended up behind Vettel & 18 points behind Button even with the old points system (10,8,6,5,4,3,2,1)

strawpoll.me/18215143

Already am one
I'll continue to come here to bitch about the state of F1
Yes
Let me know when he starts driving for a team that matters again, that, or when he is so disgruntled he start doing gimi shit again

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I hope they come up with regulations that heavily favour the T3 teams, but that the T3 teams still lose because they simply don't have the budget to abuse the regulations.
I want to see those poor teams almost taste victory but have it snatched from them all the same.

>not wanting to see him actually RACE people

anyone other than gasly is the wrong answer

Just take the E-pill already boys, at least we still have memes

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F1 is a boring shitshow
Fe is a pathetic shitshow

FE is a hilarious shitshow. If it's gonna be a shitshow either way you may as well watch the entertaining shitshow

The first lap memery was fun, but the wait for race restart and race itself was utterly boring in Bern

100% delusional. liberty and the FIA are too cowardly to push any regulations through that would disadvantage mercedes and ferrari.

bbc.com/news/world-europe-48737130
Some lad you've never heard of died in some rally in Donegal (the back arse of nowhere).

f

It's hilarious when they have different silly problems every now and then
When you know in advance the race is gonna be red flagged for 30+ minutes because there will be a pileup at a chicane is pathetic

Yes because Merc, Ferrari and RB can pull the "well then I'm leaving the sport" trump card

>F1
Kill
>WEC
Kill
>IMSA
Boring FCY shit
>Formula E
Utter shit
>Indycar
Spec series shit
>Every single GT series
Who cares about rich gentlemen drivers driving around slowly

i am convinced they are bluffing, but liberty and FIA, again, are too cowardly to call their bluff

then what should we watch?....idk Superkarts? MotoGP?

just play mario kart desu

He’s like the opposite of Stroll, who is Shit at Qualy but better in the race.

just wait for them to upload the whole race to Youtube and then skip the FCY's and Red flags

mario kart

ah so Formula E

THREAD

Still, the "let's put them on a track that's 2 cars wide xD and then make the chicken a first corner! Le ebin idea! " is dumb, knowing they need eons to restart a race

Just get a gf

sad, rallying is so dangerous

>>WEC
>Kill

2021 season will be gud hopefully

I thought your flag had a Ferrari logo on it, I was going to ask you how you did it, but then I checked the actual Bermuda flag.

based