/cric/ OFFICIAL SOUTH AFRICA VS PAKISTAN WORLD CUP GAME THREAD #3

Business idea : Drop Amla

Already had another thread up. Why make new one?

Already called it btw. Fucking bearded muzzie cunt

Brighton next week

game over

other thread where? never saw one linked

wtf happened to amla

I thought he was
>le best batsmen in the world

amir is too good desu

amla has completely ruined his legacy by not retiring 5 years ago

spoons?

MOM I WANT TO MAKE A THREAD

Made when the jannies deleted one of the older threads

past his prime

>dat autotune
YUCK

Will sarfraz yawn today?

>all these phone posters.
/cric/ has become meme-less. should we even exist?

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oh i never saw that. probably not the best to have anything antagonistic toward the jannies in the op tho, lest they start targeting these threads again

4-5 years ago sure

The thread was already made you brainlet

>hating australia this much
love being the bad guys simply because of our total dominance of this sport

No one cares, move on

Cringy ass ads

south africa's batting lineup is almost afghanistan tier

>sarfaraz

Don't know why you're getting so triggered by such a small thing kek

Is Sania Mirza's husband not playing today?

That's a normal Muslim person you idiot.
Don't take your westernized cucks non-practicing Muslim friends as the benchmark.

>septic
>tank
>yank

>not watching dugout on hotstar

Teams I do like tier

>England
>South Africa
>New Zealand

Teams I don't like or dislike tier

>West Indies
>India
>Sri Lanka

Teams I don't like tier

>Bangladesh
>Afghanistan

Burn it till it's dead and stamp on it tier

>Australia
>Pakistan

Sania is hot

nah we booted agent malik

He is playing with her today. If you know what I mean.

any western GODstralians in?
feel like the only white man ITT

Swap England and Afghanistan and you've a great list

you mean based and redpilled?

go watch hurling mick. cricket is not for you.

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>he pays to watch kirkit

Too bad she's married to an ugly paki. Indian girls don't deserve this.

looking good mate

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Shoaib is objectively good looking and very fit too.

shame the show will be cut short two matches ay

>paying for hotstar
You retarded m8? Ever heard of modded apks or browser scripts?

How Tiny Insect Stopped Dozens Of Trains, Delayed 12,000 People In Japan

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is shaheen white?
also dont believe hes 19

I get it 4free thru jioprime

He's 19 the same way Rashid Khan is 20

>Shoaib is objectively good looking
LOL

>Local media said the slug had been burned to death after short-circuiting the device.

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oooo very sad for slug bro

When will the channel support webp

faf is due for some runs lads
SURELY today is his day

I'm watching the Ulster football final right now between Donegal and cavan.

Go back to fucking goats and being a pedo

Based faf

Sluggish move ;_;

please watch aussie rules football mate

please. only true chad in our team.

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Based goat jokes making the muzzies seethe.

fuck slugs
no better feeling than jogging after a rainy day, not looking at the ground, hearing and feeling the orgasmic crunches when you step on those fucking slugs time and time again. Hell, even step on those naked slugs for the complete opposite, silent, slimy sensation but watch out that you don't slip on those fuckers

Will do. I used to watch the international rules matches. Is it still going? Used to be alright

Quite frankly sceptical of South Africa making the semis

Business idea: Lower the required run rate

RENT FREE

Motu sarfarz

What's his problem?

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Rain looms

poor upbringing.

Am convinced Virat kohli is a psychopath

The state of NZ fielding

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>It is 1959. I am only 18 when my prince — a dark, older, handsome, westernized foreigner who had traveled abroad from his native home in Afghanistan — bedazzles me.

>We meet at Bard College, where he is studying economics and politics and I am studying literature on scholarship.

>We date for two years. Then, when I express my desire to travel, he asks me to marry him.

>“There is no other way for us to travel together in the Muslim world,” he says.

>Like a complete heartsick fool, I agree.

[...]

>When I awake the next morning, my husband is gone. I am completely alone. And I will spend every morning and afternoon that follows alone with my mother-in-law and female relatives.

>As the excitement over our arrival wears off, so does my special treatment. The household meals are now only made with ghee. I can’t eat any of it. Secretly I stow away canned goods that I indulge on in the brief moments that I’m left alone.

>I discover that mother-in-law has instructed the servants to stop boiling my drinking water. Because the sewage system consists of open irrigation ditches that are used as public bathrooms and for drinking water, I contract dysentery.

>Perhaps she thinks I am already “Afghan enough” to withstand any and all germs. Perhaps she wants me dead.

>Abdul-Kareem is fed up with my unhappiness. “He has begun to hit me,” I write. “Had I known something like this could ever happen, had I known that we would have to live with his mother and brothers, I would never have come here.”

>The next day she barges into my room with a servant and confiscates my precious hoard of canned goods.

>“Our food isn’t good enough for her — she eats from cans,” she says.

>Abdul-Kareem is fed up with my unhappiness. “He has begun to hit me,” I write. “Had I known something like this could ever happen, had I known that we would have to live with his mother and brothers, I would never have come here.”

oh no no no no roastie BTFO

Being fat.

shaheen looks pretty young desu. pretty lanky.

I dont think there's been one in a while but i could be wrong.

Having grain waves lads

Getting Amla out is key stroke. Now, SA can win

uh, lads, i think my queenslad neighbours are unironically torturing their dog and destroying their house because queensland got BTFO in the state of origin. not even shitposting, i can hear them yelling and screaming about new south wales and crashing sounds and then the dog yelping. this has been going on for about 2 hours now and feel very uncomfortable.
what the FUCK is wrong with maori queenslanders?

Plus he's only ever played 3 first class matches. That gives it away I think. (6 also counts 3 tests)

Why is Virat Kohli allowed to bat without wearing a helmet lads?

How do I rape paki girls?

>amla played cricket just long enough to not only hinder his team's performance but fuck up his own stats.

Only does it when he faces a spinner I think

Good choice. What flavour?

ah rape. India's other major obsession.

There's nothing wrong with that. He only does that against spin anyways.

can against spin bowlers. dont forget that pure kino innings clarke had where he scored 300 at the SCG wearing the baggy green a lot of the time
youtube.com/watch?v=O2hqiVJglUs

Tell them you're like their brother

Call the cops mate

Sour cream and chives

You're cricket team has been witness to that obsession 7 times in the World cup.

Saffas are dogshit.

Shut up you dumb Paki

Based

i'll never forget clarke vs morkel. that guy had some amazing moments.

What are those light skin pakis called again?

OH NO NO NO

Based.

Quite gay post m8

t. sivaramakrishnan

It was kinda shit because it was 90 per cent fighting. Unless you like that

Stop talking like a dumb fucking Paki

this is what a failed state looks like, folks.

ah rape, That reminds me of the 2 matches we had against Pakistan this last Asia cup

Based

is cricket captain 19 any fun? was looking at it on steam

honestly, after having partaken in the /cric/ thread I have come to the conclusion that the potato famine in ireland and the farmer killings in south africa were good things, worthy of celebration

ah Indian humour.

Greek rapebabies

you're all the same omg. 1 billion of you and not a single original thought between them.

dont like it desu ;_;

farmer killings aren't real though. Just a good PR effort by butthurt boers. Not saying I wouldn't support it if it actually happened, but it doesn't.

Is Shaheen Afridi white?

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What happens here cricket wise?

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>omg
>n-nice comeback
Fuck off you fucking Paki

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Why does it matter?

Effeminate bowling action that

No he's light green.

Nah, just a tribal pashtun.

well I saw some aftermaths of farm attacks and it was quite... ketchup-y, so to speak ahaha

Is shaheen afridi related to shahid afridi?

Its for my genetical origins of the human beings research burger.

I feel sad for you sanjay. 5'5" and in constant fear of being cucked by muslims. This is no life.

>aakhiri acha karna - Sarfaraz
>Goes for a boundary
KEK

Did Hughesy shit himself when he got whacked by that bouncer?

He had no brain function left to release his bowel.

No

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KEK

Kek

Cringy ass paki poster

> Love Jihad

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_Jihad

Seething hindus

Fucking seething lads about our result again Sri Lanka fuck sake don't even care admitting it

KEK

>5'5
Literally exactly 6 feets lad. Bit overweight but that can be fixed. Call my muslim mates "katua" on their face. How's the pakistani rupee doing by the way

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What went wrong?

of course, they are all related.

top bants

Cringy ass diaspora paki posters

>that name
>all your posts
cringy dalit

>ACT
Michael Bevan and Brad Haddin are from there. Their players who are good enough play for NSW
>NT
Indigenous tournaments
>the rest
Nothing

kek

hahaha liberandus are always hyperventilating about the economy, or the army or whatever.

I don't even know what "katua" is. but the indians on here keep saying it. Is it a dirty insult?

But I like you afghan bro. My name means no offense to afghans.

>that flag

if he were dalit, he would be sucking muslim cock right now

A good partnership could seal the deal here

reckon the national team should pick a few Asians and Aboriginals just to increase interest among them.

Called a Bangladeshi girl at work Indian and she was literally seething.

Why is this when Bangladesh is literally in India?

How are Bangladeshi people different from Pakistanis?

>15 images

you guys fucking suck.

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My internet tends to do that

>NT
Don't forget D'Arcy Short

They're all the same.

non RSS Indians here, any of you applying for the IAS?

>liberandu
Not even m8. Indian liberandus hate India and love pakistan.
Also stop pretending your economy isn't down in the dumps.

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called a moluccan woman indonesian at work and she also started seething lmao

i'm starting to get the feeling that indians and pakistanis might not like each other

Is this the best Hong Kong cinema has to offer?

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Not enough meme runs

Why did you save my posts

oye gandu mein pakistani liberals ki bat kar raha hun. they unironically love modi and think we should forget about Kashmir. THey were crying in the parliament that we should release Abhinandan immediately. A large majority of them happened to be closet homosexuals.

should have never ended the raj tbqh

Preparing right now m8. Everyone in my family is a govt officer so a lot of pressure on me. Also support the RSS btw

Big fan of posh English accents

>A large majority of them happened to be closet homosexuals
isn't that just Pakistan in general though

internal affairs (2002) is based
a bunch of yanks remade it and won an oscar (the departed)

I am studying for the PAS. Also working so its really difficult to manage time.

Do you guys also have really difficult essays and comprehension papers?

You were really entertaining bro. Thought I'd save your posts for later. No offense of course :^)
Are you embarrassed of all the things you said that day?

wtf I love paki liberals now

Only when we see a pretty white boy.

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>A large majority of them happened to be closet homosexuals.
A large majority of pakis happen to be closet homosexuals tbqh.

de SHOT

>essays and comprehension
There is literally a separate essay paper. Also the mains is all about writing long ass answers. Really fucking tough m8. Probably the toughest exam in the world.

It's just sad you get entertained by someone's misery.
Good luck bro. It's not that difficult if you have a habit of reading.

Good partnership building for SA here.

It's only the toughest exam because of your large population though. How many places for IAS every year? There are around 40 for PAS but fucking provincial quotas mean I get shafted because most of the top scorers come from here.

You get me wrong. I wasn't entertained by your misery. Just by your way of putting things. Believe it or not, I want a stable pak too. A stable and non radical pakistan is a good thing for India

And the IAS here is not about just reading, its all about retaining what you read.

won't mind some sexy times with a 5'5" bihari twink like yourself desu.

SA has got pookistan on the ropes lads

Thanks bud. Hope I can make it.

Where are you from?

I'm in somewhat similar scenario im repeating mdcat

Usually hovers around 800-1000 seats. I disagree though, its difficult because it requires you to know literally everything about everything just to clear the prelims. People waste their entire lives reading thick ass books and still get nowhere. My uncle spent 10 years alone in a 6x6 room in Delhi before he could clear the exam

based Punjab. Using a vpn?

South africa used to be very tough team when it used to be 100% white

I feel the Pakis could do with a wicket here.

Damn how do you know I'm bihari? I'm taller than 5'5 btw.

skysports stays on their crowd shots like 15 seconds too long every time. gets cringey.

de WALLOP

Punjab too.

No my internet alternates between usa and Pakistan for some reason. Private service.

he can smell you

Based de kock

>SA vs. Pak.
gonna have to be more specific desu

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I'm a fair skin brahmin chad.

reckon SA should try score runs a bit faster
Also reckon pookistan should try take some wickets

WE

ahaha I like this one la but a bit late

when are the exams?

There are no prelims here. Just the main exams.

just saw the post when someone else replied 2bh

I do like these cricket threads but why do so many people insist on referring to themselves as Chads on here and talking about their looks? You'd think it's Sub-Continent's Next Top Model in here.

Isn't haris a Christian name?

Wahab is a giga chad to be fair. Lost his hair sadly.

no

Good one m8

crippling insecurity and self-delusion
t. CHAD

Really grim when ever a subcontinental team is playing. can't wait for england australia so this threads actually filled with good posters

crippling insecurity and self-delusion
t. CHAD

Cricket is an Asian sport.

SA need to accelerate here.

Gonna be some solid shit posting that night.

you now remember behadrien

where is the chinese and japanese team mate?

biggest chad in cricket? reckon it's de grandhomme desu

reckon south africa require another 236 runs with 9 wickets and 198 balls remaining to win this

I miss de Villiers lads ;_;

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Gayle

Check out this pommy poof who thinks 40C is hot lads

big man warner/universe boss gayle

Business idea: Embrace Chinese hegemony

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really wish there were more bowlers that had an action like paul adams desu, unique and very based

For me, it's Virendar Sehwag.

you're a FUCKING BIHARI

Viv Richards

sounds good, get the sunnies on

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Whiter than you dalitoid.

>wade 98*(43) against Derbyshire
>not playing the WC
grim

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Stoinis

same, i wish he never retired. the worst part is south africa will never ever produce a batsmen even close to his caliber again.
at least when smith/kane/virat etc retire we'll all eventually produce someone as good

STILL A BIHARI

A FUCKING BIHARI

THE CURSE OF INDIA

THIS

Reminder that the greatest ruler this subcontinent has ever seen was a bihari.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I WISH THAT WAS ME

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So fucking true. None of these shitters can pull off a decent pull/hook shot.

south africa will produce good quality batsmen but they'll just play for us or NZ instead

reckon if I heard about cricket when I was 12 I could have easily made the dutch team lads, these guys are shitters
fuck...what could have been.. is 25 too late to start learning cricket?

Ugh don't think so buddy.

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>against Derbyshire

You can screech and seethe all you want m8.

DE COCK

Mauryan empire was much bigger than that.

Gets to 46C here and I am dreading it. Already getting uncomfortable. I will say that low 30s feel uncomfortable as fuck in the UK. Buildings aren't designed for it and it gets so muggy.

DERBYSHIRE MENTIONED

ashoka

actually feel a bit for the saffers desu, not even as full of dickheads like they used to be
that's what they need

Yep India, Pakistan and Afghanistan

it is though you sentient melanoma

90/1 after 19 overs aint that bad innit?

DAS RITE
Ashoka - A BIHARI BVLL

FUCK
SINCE WHEN CAN THESE CUNTS FIELD

fucking hell they ACTUALLY held onto a catch

it's not, but their general state of decline is a shame, used to be pretty elite

>End of de Kock's sweet little knock

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FOR FUCK SAKE

91/2
Oh NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

>DE COCK>DE COCK>DE COCK>DE COCK>DE COCK>DE COCK>DE COCK
>DE COCK>DE COCK>DE COCK>DE COCK>DE COCK>DE COCK>DE COCK>DE COCK>DE COCK>DE COCK

What are the top cricketing countries in Africa? reckon it would be based to have a nigerian team with their tyrones.

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after sith efrika it's obviously the zimmers and then kenya
need a zimbabwean and kenyan renaissance, also namibia

As a casual ICC Cricket World Cup watcher that was literally how VAR in football should be.
Official explains what he is looking at and quickly comes to a decision.
Cricket is patrician for a reason.

First for Based Matthew Wade.

rate this fit

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never won a world cup tho
this sport has been >aussiewinslol for the past 2 decades it seems

how strong is the >itscominghome sentiment in england rn?

God I wish that were me.

this is your common punjabi face

most people aren't aware there's even a World Cup on

that's how you take a catch! see the way the ball didn't hit the ground? fuck yourself tahir

YOU'RE THE FUCKING PLAGUE AKA A BIHARI

grim

i'd fuck her, if you know what i mean.

Sadly this, most people if even aware don't watch the highlights, let alone the matches.

Cringe. Have sex.

what are thooooooooooose

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>Imad

What is he mad about?

sad
cocksoccer gulping up all other sports

you look like you should be on the inbetweeners.

Might change when the KO start

BASED
so true. please continue to watch our sport, especially the game on tuesday between england and australia.

Kek

addict.

six year old margiela gats

STILL A BIHARI.

THEEEEE WORST STATE IN INDIA.

ILLITERATE DISEASE RIDDEN PARASITES.

please win based Australians. Kick eng out so Pak can get into the top 4.

this is genuinely grim and very sad. a-at least they will know when the ashes is on after this, right?

is the inbetweeners movie in australia the best movie about australia ever made

yeah the system in divegrass is really crooked, only var when both the referee and linesman feel like it

>be me
>breathe
>trigger brainlets

it's the lack of free to air cricket that's done most of the damage imo

Misplaced my ventolin, lads. Think I might die.

crocodile dundee

What are you m8? Which state are you from?

Sadly this, most people if even aware don't watch the highlights, let alone the matches.

I've been watching matches when I can, will at least watch the highlights in the evening after work.

time for the bin I think zachy

Don't you have free healthcare

Just go get another one

>bihari namefagging as Brenton
LMAO

pleb opinion

PARASITE

when is the last time you pooped your pants?

du plessis or young imran khan

free healthcare doesn't mean you can conjure things out of thin air

uh lad you need to try find it. cant die before watching us with the world cup and ashes

As a white Australian how do you know biharis?

Prelims were last month. Mains usually are around september-october followed by the interviews

>>trigger brainlets
Do you mean get encephalitis?

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was about 12 or 13 lmao

>>bihari namefagging as Brenton
Its so sad because he'd have gotten lead up his arse just like the others if he was there. These RSS type Indians are so deluded.

>imran khan
great shout desu

love your work

there's LITERALLY nothing you can do about it other than seething about it on a thai finger fucking forum.

sorry, if you're comfortable in anything above 22 you're not white

Bihari? More like Bimari amirite lads

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK SAKE MARKRAM IS SO DOGSHIT

is it normal that i have only had liquid poops for roughly 5 months?

they're ragged lad, get yourself some nice new shoes mate

Those are dalits dying. Really happy about that.

F

Markram just got ShaDABBED on

Yeah is this guy supposed to be the next ABD?

lmaookk

What was that song?

imagine having a paki gf haha that would be weird

lol have sa done this bad in any world cup before
they should just declare and go home

no team can celebrate beating these cunts

pathetic.

Compared to a Kashmiri with Brahmin roots like me, you are just another dalit

Business idea: Go to bed

*captains your team*

hmmm I wonder who could be behind this post.

Narthies ladies an gents

You know it is not.

Fucking hell, SA are done.

Is this press and media really laying into them or are they pretending that there is no world cup happening?

good morning /cric/ frens, looks like I haven't missed much

I'm 100% sure I'm whiter than you m8

How do you feel about a Pakistani-Dravidian alliance mate

RASSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

no idea I ignore any local media, keeps me sane.

Rassie is boerst boer I've ever seen.

These posts are so sad. please get help.

are you at least good at rugby nowadays?

indians are sick

second only to Muriels wedding

A non-Bihari kek

Kek

Is the south Asian country bickering the worst interregional country banter on Yea Forums? It's incoherent, not particularly funny, cringe and poopilled

>ventolin
the fuck is ventolin?

deffo

POOlitics:

their best sport is unironically ladies' track.

i honestly reckon that psychologically cooked him in ODIs for the rest of his life. what the FUCK were they thinking making him captain against india when he'd only played like 5 ODIs and was new in the test squad as well?
should have just made miller/amla/dumminy captain.

Couldn't imagine being this much of a brainlet.

just remembered andre nel, truly a based and redpilled cricketer

oh nein nein nein

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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The divide is between the oppressed and the oppressors, irrespective of caste, community, religion, ethnicity etc. Also, political nationalism in the subcontinent was a mistake. We should have been United States of India, or dare I say it, Akhand Bharat.

Certainly not a white Australian.

nope. it's ogre.>ladies

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you guys said SA was going to win.
what happened.

Sarfraz chimps out like a fucking ape lol

>that review
Is there a bigger brainlet than Sarfaraz?

Cricket VAR is SO good.
Still gobsmacked.

It's called different names in different countries

Hell, there's a bunch of names for Albuterol inhalers here alone

Hindu banyas and brahmins dominated the society in Punjab and East Pakistan. Don't think that would have been acceptable, partition was necessary imo.

It worked for Graeme Smith

nope not many bigger than him
should just give the captaincy to babar already

any of you UK lads ever eat at Pepes?

When is this Pepe's guy gonna call me up to buy some chicken?

Irfan Pathan is a handsome lad desu. Loved how he triggered Pakistanis back when he played

80 IQ lad really

*deletes your wicket*

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the convoluted caste system is why I think Islam can be a force of good in India.

Motu Sarfaraz.

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>Islam
>force of good
Really m8?

reminder that the highlight of his career (hattrick) meant absolutely nothing because based Kamran Akmal made the Indian "great" test team grovel.

Cope

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Pepes is okay , nothing special food varies amongst branch but it's always solid

there's still gaps in it, i.e. how they don't use hotspot with ultraedge to find out whether the ball hit the bat plus whether there was a sound.
Only ultraedge is used at the moment which can be tricked by air pressure between bat and ball, meaning sometimes the decision is given out even if not even the faintest sound of a knick was heard

>Kamran Akmal
Literal who. Atleast his brother got famous as a meme

We're all equal, eat at the same table. Not the shitshow like in India. My grandfather told me horror stories of how hindus in Punjab used to behave. Wouldn't even look at christians or dalits.

how does it feel to win a match bro's?
t. afghan

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>a Bihari was talking shit about muslims and south indians all this time
can't make this shit up

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Cringy ass dalit muzzie aussie

>YAAR IMAAD BETA SEEDHA REH

Seething Sarfaraz
>yaar Imad beta seedha rakh!!
Top kek

lets settle this
post face

have sex incels, please

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>third world fielding

A bihari was the greatest conquerer of this subcontinent. Patliputra was the greatest city.

PAKI FIELDING
TOP KEK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>PAKISHIT FIELDING
BASED AMIR SHOW LMAO

I had never heard of it prior to this world cup. To be fair to them if I was walking past it I'd think about giving it a go out of curiosity. That's surely worth this blanket campaign.

that ball was not an easy one to catch tbqh

I was repeating what sarfaraz said m8

Never posting my face or hand on a chinese cartoon forum m8.

Fucking hell can't get myself to criticize Amir but that was casual

Oi South African Australian lad you here m8?

Reminder Poo Peeland are a worse fielding side than Pakistan

oh okay I assumed it was something else

>YAAR IMAD

Sarfaraz is seething kek
BASED stump mic

Holy shit Sarfaraz seething behind the stumps is the best thing about the match
>yaaar imaaad!!

>YEH YEH IMAD

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I really really really wish Indians would just stop posting here.

Not funny, not insightful, not laid back. All your posts make everyone here extremely uncomfortable and are destroying the culture of this board.

FUCK. OFF.

yeah been in all the threads ama

wtf is shartfarazs problem
as if his fat ass could field at all

will miss the world cup when it's over desu

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Have sex sebbosity

yeah, I'd eat there on a lark

take a shower

What language do the Indian team use between themselves? I thought I heard some English the other day like in the encouraging shouts to a bowler.

Fancy South Africa's chances?

Why is SA even trying to win. You're already out of the tournament brus.

Motu Sarfaraz

Atleast I can fit under a shower m8

But REAL cricket begins after the World Cup :D

>be indian
>get a "medical degree"
>move to queersland
>"yo bro, you can do surgery right?"
>AYO YOLO!
abc.net.au/news/2015-05-15/jayant-patel-barred-from-practising-medicine-again-in-australia/6472234

Well that's two non-UK customers lined up for them. And they say streaming is a bad thing.

Want to watch some South African movies. Please rec some.

I liked District 9 and The Bang Bang Club.

THE AMIR SHOW

POO PLESSIS

Sarfraz's mother is from UP

>fap dual pussies

>poo plessis

Was literally about to say I think as long as Faf stays in and builds a big score that the rest can work around then yes. Needed him to make 130-140 tb h.
Now there's no chance.

>faf

...

canada T20 tournament back next month
based and canadadrypilled

have six, south africa

>faf

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OH NONONONONONONO

>fak of plessis

cringe

piece of shit miller.

How is Amir so fucking good at his best? Literally the #1 bowler alive

>defending shartfaraz
Cringe

youtube.com/watch?v=uM9zZc583C4

amir show back on the road

tfw you have the highest wickets and the lowest economy in the tournament.

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>takes a catch
OH WOW LMAO

Kek

He's no Bumgod m8.

>Literally the #1 bowler alive
Ummm sweetie that would be bumGOD

Bumrahs not a particularly good bowler, just a fast bowling version of a mystery spinner. He will be irrelevant in a couple of years as he gets worked out.

bumrah is good but he can't swing it like that. He's just consistent like Mcgrath while amir is like wasim

He really FIXED the Pakistan teams problems

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Good bowler but definitely not #1

>Miller is playing with a groin-strain we hear
boo-hoo

???

Bumrah is a gimmicky bowler, a fad who goes missing in big games. He will be forgotten in a year or two, he's just ranked high as a fluke, Amir is timeless and shows up when it matters the most.

Reminder that if Umar Gul was an Indian they would have called him the greatest fast bowler alive reckon even elected him to the parliament.

That's what people said when he debuted.

You don't get swing everytime. I'd take consistency over swing every day

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>#1
not even close

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Just like our Ulema had different opinions at the time of partition, I believe both the opinions for and against partition have equal credibility. La hawla wala quwwata illa billah, so maybe it was better for the region in the long term.

Liberating the mazloomeen from the zalimoon is a core tenet of Islam. Not that the Islam which Allah established in Madinah and in the hearts of Sahaba(RA) is alive anywhere in the world except maybe Palestine. But yeah, India needs Islam more than Islam needs India. We can relate to the the Arabia of jahilliya more than anybody else. We should feel blessed that we have an opportunity to engage with Kufr.

>amir shower

Also, friendly reminder that most of Bumrah's wickets are tail enders that boost his bowling average.

fucking shitter

gul was a pretty based bowler desu, always rated him

India is better in every aspect of cricket so your argument is invalid.
Your players cannot bat, bowl, field or even run as good as indian players.
You'll know when your team doesn't make it to semis.

deano my son
ill pick up some sparking adidas gazalles tomorrow. propa

Reminder that if Ravindra Jadeja was Pakistani they would've called him the best cricketer ever even made a statue out of him

Nah he was too white

lol where did I mention gazelles

Reminder that India has a better bowling line up than Pakistan

If only one, who would you rather have: Amir or Bumrah?

How's that ODI status coming

>130-140
Bit too much to expect from Faf don't you think? He gets too impatient

bumrah

wow

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BumGOD everytime. Even based Akram calls him the best bowler right now

what shoes you wearing mate

Bumrah

bumrah desu

how's that indoor plumbing coming?

Don't know if you understand urdu bud, but this Iqbal poem is very inspiring if I ever feel down about the status of muslims in this world.
iqbalurdu.blogspot.com/2011/04/bang-e-dra-114-khitab-ba-jawanan-e.html

Kabhi Ae Naujawan Muslim, Tadabbur Bhi Kiya Tu Ne
Woh Kya Gardoon Tha Tu Jis Ka Hai Ek Toota Huwa Tara

(Have ever you pondered, O Muslim youth, On deep and serious things?
What is this world in which this you is only a broken star?)

nether, starc

Indian responses not allowed, only neutral responses are allowed

Indians living abroad not allowed either

You've got 2 good spinners and a great fast bowler, pak have one good spinner and two good fast bowlers. Pretty equal

You can only post ITT if you haven't been BTFO'd by Shane Warne

got my slippers on

Malinga

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jofra

He was a lot like Bumrah. Very consistent and got good swing and seam. That's why I said Indians would have called him the greatest ever in their desperation.

Closet sanghi here. Too many rounds and too much polity knowledge required for clearing. I wanted to try for foreign service through CSE

Nahin Hai Na-Umeed Iqbal Apni Kisht-e-Weeran Se
Zara Nam Ho To Ye Mitti Bohat Zarkhaiz Hai Saqi

So you're forcing me to pick Amir?

>picking bumrah makes me an indian
t. seething paki

Amir in tournaments bumrah otherwise...pre ban amir was miles above bumrah

>Indians living abroad not allowed either
Most of em are diaspora pakis m8

KEK keep seething paki. Bumrah is the better bowler, even your legends say that.

ah so you're Paki then. the #1 question makes sense now

We invented it
How does it feel to be roasted

pick our bowler PLEASE

>lose every game against India in world cups
>even your legends say India is better team in every regard
>latch on to the 2017 CT victory
>forget the smashing you received in Asia cup and nidahas trophy
Pretty equal yeah m8

I like Rashid and Mujeeb

Gnight cric

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BASED

>REE WHY ARE YOU GUYS NOT PICKING AMIR??

amir literally has the ball on the string, incredibly accurate, if the ban hadnt hit him so hard physically he'd probably be the GOAT

Goodnight m8

Dancing is gay.

>invent something
>too poor, stupid, and disgusting to use it

you tell me, stinky

Gn

Good night boro

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>lose every game

is amir responsible for the game we lost in 92? I'm talking about the current players. we bowled well but were unlucky with edges against you, but we still managed to restrict you in the end. the batting failed.

yeah south africa has lost this

Bumrah wouldn't even get picked for Pakistan with that ugly action that gets praises in India. Also he has been wholly unimpressive in this world cup.
The chinaman OTO looks dangerous. Envious.

yeah right
It's okay to be ST/ST and/or dark m8
/cric/ is a hate free general, all groups persecuted else where on the internet are safe here.

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