/f1/ - Relentless Formula One General - Bogdanoff GP Edition

i cant believe this cement slurping garbage is drawing me back again

just search skysports f1 nibba

use this sir!!! github.com/SoMuchForSubtlety/F1viewer

Based Vettel not talking about family with stupid journos. Nico pushes it but at least he censors the kids faces.

>jabouille
haha
in russian language that jabouille sounds like a toad with french accent

Vetlel to join Gimi on the Sauber tard bench

Vettel going to go and live in the woods with his old motorbikes and family, 18 months or so later letter bombs will start arriving at the FIA headquarters / jean todt / bracelet.

brackley not bracelet.

parcel isn't here yet lads, getting worried

>Monsieur Bogdanoff, have you prepared ze plan?

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he's literally hairier than me, thought that was impossible.

if they don't drop chokettel by end of the season, they'll be 2nd place forever.

lmao what is this awful music

It's like the old saying goes
All of your hair in the head goes to the body

hairy

yep I'm 28 and nearly monk tier, everything is hairy, my hands my feet, my shoulders starting to get hairy, god help me.

>crash it

same here, fren. also with no accent you can pronounce it as jabol - cheap fuit wine

How long can sky pretend this season is going to be interesting

>balding
>all the hair goes from head to chest and back
Anyone else had this?

they arent they literally just said the championship is already gone.

/f1/ buying cyril a back, sack and crack when?

yep

LMAO

>mfw ze Aleman thinks they can win on our track

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start complaining when your dick (not just the balls) and your toes start to get hairy.

I do have some hairy on the skin of my willy..

Cool ranking

Chad Tier:
>Ric
>Gimi
>Hulk
>Leclerc
>AMX

Fun tier
>Vettel
>Hulk
>Kvyatt
>Norris
>Grosjean
>Kmag
>Russel

Background NPC tier
>Bottas
>Sainz
>Gio the Nazi
>Gasly
>Albon

Cringe tier
>Hamilton
>Kubica
>Perez
>Stroll

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>mclaren
>maccers

no one uses that ted

Should I consider doing anal hair braids?

your boyfriend will love them

reminder that HAM said his race pace is strong and the audience will have a boring race

That's iberian jew phenotype

your hair just go astray

Asians don't have any body hair or even beards, but they grow such a bush in their pubic area
Why is that?

I don't think it matters anymore Mercedes it's going to win.

Fuck this season

god, imagine what mana is packing there

it's only conspiracy/incidente/cheating when mercedes does it

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Would love some hairy soles for permanent slippers lads

It's hot as fuck in here
Some people here have some burger and hispanic blood in them and can be hairy as well

im a little casual
when did grossean calm down and stopped driving over ppls heads exactly

I don't know mate, you tell us.

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>mongolia
>northern china
>hokkaido
>siberia
They have colder winters than northern europe

>norris' accent
what the fuck is this south african shit if he's from Bristol

Get comfy, Vettel dies today.

Any acestreams?

Will zoomers make F1 interesting again?

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gimi

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today's the first time in a while i've noticed that the cars have halos.

720
23d9c2aee2b4682e6af3ec55212d4292d4ecf627

You are delusional if you think that anyone would still die with these cars.

4edf16ad19f8dafd671dd3c3eb2462699a279cd5

I can't stand the Greek stream, the commentators are double-digit IQ mouth breathers

i like lando but something about his head and cap in this photo really rubs me the wrong way and i don't know why

Yes. They are all so well mannered and well behaved. Norris, Russell, Albon, Leclerc

>no more gridwalk sound on f1tv
UGH

What are you doing here user? Didn't you swear you will not watch any more races after the Canada shitshow?
I know I did and I skipped the qualy and will do the same with the race. Can you say the same?

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>this ape

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scooter boi

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based al qaeda sky warriors delivering the funny ape trophy

>they brought that fucking monkey trophy back

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>grid here is nice and white
what did he mean by that

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Nth for Margot.

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For me, it's Martin "Pikey" Brundle

Name a single better trophy and the french ape.

Actually don't even bother because there isn't one.

does it not have commentary?

>Absolute state of that ""dress"" and the flat ass in it

>Vettel starting in 7th
>Has an oil leak
> . . .
>Spilled oil discovered in the grid box of Ricciardo, who is starting 8th
Really makes you think.

Enjoy the race, cunts. see you all in ~2 hours after he wins.

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French GP winner's trophy idea: A 5 year service in the Foreign Legion.

it uses sky commentary during race

Why do cuck drivers always have chad jaws?

...

hes got a spaghetti leak

Dat symbolic phallus

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Sonic Trophy

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This is true, they're all so polite. F1 with no racing anymore and soon not even drama because of those faggots. Rip everything.

F.

- Vetlel
- Ghastly
- Red Bull Aston Martin Honderp

Who's been the most exposed so far?

HONDA FOR SURE

i'd drop vet to cringe tier with ham
RIC, K-mag and gimi are ultimo chads

Gasly is the only one getting kicked mid season for exposure.

so many best fans out there

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probably vetlel

>sky drooling over merc car

what an absolute mess, this is the best can make tho

>oh shit oh shit oh shit
>did it start?

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asian man singing french anthem

Oh god the children butchering our anthem

max is a bit of a maverick desu, wish there were more racers with his bullishness

Gotta go fast

Lmao the niggers grabbing the gorilla.

what the fuck was that looooool

australian man*

>bunch of foreigners singing the anthem terribly off tune

yep, it's France

kek

wtf those monkeys

I hope AMX drives into both Mercs.

wtf france

hahhaha wtf

Good morning, you fucking nice guys.

the 90s were wild

why did those monkeys steal the gorilla trophy?

why was vettel and Lewis's girl running, was she in the bathroom distracting vettel?

bless that kid, couldn't sing at all but was really trying kek

kinda like the french drivers

>that flipping

What the buck was that

What the actual fuck?

Dat homage to black culture

Vettel is fun when he realizes he can't win wdc. When the wdc is close he moves to cringe

Ham drs will malfunction.
Right rear will stuck in pit.
Thankyou brundle.

Wtf france

lmao wtf france you keep on getting worse

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Name more based and handsome driver in F1

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THEY CAME TO THE TRACK
THEY SAW A MONKEY
THEY TAKE THE MONKEY AWAY
HE NEVER COME BACK

>marseilles
>chinks
>annoying kids

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KINO

CRIIIIIIIIINGE

How nice of france to represent their african population

>bunch of retards acting like retarded apes in main event

Wew, thats a famous french culture now? Or i misspelled africa

was that based or cringe?

Our Green Buffon drone guy is better than the Austrian iron Man and his stupid hand jets, you must admit that

i grabbed a drink and missed the monkeys :(

>more like thermal race than a degradation race

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF PIRELLI

rigo is a BUM

>black people are monkeys
Well done France!

Someone pls tell me you have a webm of it

he's fucking flying

drayton?

I WAS WATCHING THE RACE
THE MONKEY WAS POLE ON THE TRACK
I BEAT THE MONKEY WITH A STICK
THE MONKEY NEVER COME BACK

Hamilton be in first the whole race m8 will be ok

Post the flying gorilla

fuck F1, they should make races with those guys floating in the air

>le monke people

Is it a plane?

HOVERCRAFTS ARE REAL

based france

huh?

Kek loved the way they exited

binotto looks like an arthur character desu

>big lips
>handsome

>french comedy for you

hah, britbongs have no mercy

Don't you want to be enlightened by Ποπη?

ayy lmao

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>tfw when no blacks twerking on tires to keep them warm

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AMD is cute

France always has and always will be aboriginal land. Pay your respects you white dogs

>based
can't
>handsome
almost everyone else

vettel seems to be having some undercarriage problems

How do we never have rain races anymore?

Wut

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>Ape trophy

HE

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>get out of my head

A drone man race would be kino

Just turned in, what the fuck is that flying guy?

nvm different bahamas

How much do i have to pay for one of those?

bros i think my stream is lagging behind, what lap are you on?

Probably sent by The Bilderberg Group

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global warming

>hamilton wins lol
anything actually worth watching today?

Road America Indycar

Climate change.

>WE HAVE THE OIL READY
>DOOMP EET

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>tfw PM of your country looks like Toto

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58, Hamilton is leading by 1:20 mins

french slags beating your goblinas at footy tode

u just missed it

sorry lads but Marion looks awful compared to that black dress pic when Grosjean was just starting, she looks fucking 65, AVOID PLASTIC SURGERY GIRLS.

extremely punished vettee from 7th could almost bring something interesting

24h Nürburgring has been absolute kino, but it's over in 29 minutes.

They engineer the calendar so that rain chance is always low at every tracl.

the chase with my mum if you want m8

global incidente :D

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Yes. And shaving it all sucks ass.

Vettel crashing

And he's equally scummy.

The live stream is on AceStream (new links as of 14Apr2019) and VLC
.xspf or .pls playlist of all VLC links, use the server closest to you
Check the TV Guide to see whats coming up!

Channel 1 540p:
Ace - 4edf16ad19f8dafd671dd3c3eb2462699a279cd5
US - motorsport-us.cf:8080
EU - motorsport-eu.cf:8080
Channel 1a 720p:
Ace - 71139dc6d5587935fbd350f6a7d969890fcdc2d2
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EU - motorsport-eu.cf:8081
Channel 2 540p:
Ace - 1749a2e03e71ef88c29702e7e674193c9f424a79
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EU - motorsport-eu.cf:8082
Channel 3 540p:
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EU - motorsport-eu.cf:8083

>shaving your arse

just leave it, and accept you need to use a full toilet roll every time you go to the toilet, such is life.

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DOOMP ZE OIL

if the rain did fall these days, you'd have safety car out before the crowd had time to open their umbrellas.

Toto could be Polish PM

Just ate a whole bunch and I'm still hungry fuck this is how Nick must feel everyday

twitch.tv/embed/rippleis11/chat

how did vettel get so exposed in qualifying?

>AVOID GIRLS.
fixd

if vettel pussies out and doesnt divebomb the nigbu in 1st corner im turning off forever

track evolution he went too late for his main lap

yes, indycar in 3 or whatever hours

GAS

is there a football version of this? fed up of laggy acestreams

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god zak brown is fat

Hmmm

bros a girl gave me her number and invited me over last night
she's nice and all, but how can I tell her I'm trying to stay a virgin until thirty so that I can be a wizard without sounding like a retard?

>GAS
fucking nazi scum

just shower after you shit, I have barely used a roll of TP in the last 20 years on my asshole.

What if I actually find someone to fuck it?
Besides smooth ass feels nice.
>not recognising regular posters

>laggy acestreams
just get better internet bong

dubs and amx crashes with norris

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No, we only have [REDACTED] since FOM/Liberty are retards that can't into security like the footy guys

I'm ready for some Mercedes 1-2 kino.

sometimes I go twice a day, this is unfeasible especially if I am out (I carry extra toilet rolls in car boot and wet wipes).

he's also a smug prick

CAM ON LEWIS
SCORE SAM FAKIN POINTS

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dive bomb from 7th?

All I ask is no mercedes win today
Vettee, Lecute, AMD AMX, I don't care

dubs and all french drivers dnf

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DUBS AND RICH ENERGY PODIUM

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Marion is the kind of girl who peak at 17.
She always had a weird face desu.

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Honestly I'm just waiting for pictures at this point

Are the flags behind the drivers a new or recent thing?
Never noticed that before for some reason.

just b urself bro if shes the right one shell understand

>minutes b4 race
>84 posters
>slow thread
deadass

>tour de dopage next month
ineoswinslol

you have to plan my friend, I go 3 times a day, shower after every one.

Dubs and twitch streamer on podium

I'm hairy rn. I mean I have older pics but I don't post lewds on 4chins, sorry.

she just got old and lost her face fat

Trips and double McLel podium

Why is F1TV cutting Sky pre-race?

Imagine how this season would be like if Rossberg hadn’t pussied out and stayed at Mercedes

>You now remember the shadman comic of elastigirl and her daughter eating each other out with a thicc mom

Looks like blatant MWL made the casuals go away

lets test these halos

>french gp

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Morning lads, wanted to sleep a bit longer so thought I would turn the race on.

entirely too much stress for your skin, and it makes you go bald sooner too

Merc literally ruined F1

how quickly does GIO fall to the back off the grid at the start?

based FIA killing the sport

landoJAM

GOD I WAS STRONG THEN!

gimi

>only ghastly and gio the nazi on softs
F their race

rerolling

why is lando vibrating?

>blyat

he knew it was rigged against him

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Surprisingly, not. I am balding since 18 (27 now), and my arm and chest hair are quite light, back and ass hair almost non-existent. Only my leg hair is thick, but not ape-like either, just right amount of thickness to appear manly and attractive. All in all, I'm quite satisfied with my hair (besides a balding scalp)

Missed all of FP/Quali shit this weekend. Just what have McLaren brought this weekend to get their jump up the grid? Or was it just some luck?

reminder that gasly was 10th in Q2 on softs while everyone else was on mediums

>barbarians still haven't figured out bidets

my skin is already fucked with prosiasis. am 49 and have the same hairline as i did when i was 21

GIO adn GAS the two retards on red tyres

w-what was lando doing???

hi guise

AMD AMX

What about ferrari and red bull domination?

>gasly and Giogio on reds
they're ded

anyone got a webm of that shot right now filming all cars on the grid from behind with the red lights on? kino as fuck

>i just came to say hello

It's the jannies who killed Yea Forums

m8 youre dutch, lasting to 18 is a rare feat
you trade your chad heights genetics for shit hair genetics

There will be engine failures you will see, it's hot as fuck here.

Can't wait for.

GET IN THERE LEWIS THATS P1

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Dubs for Bottas

I'm here for the rare gimis

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2ndberg!

If Hamilton gets a good start and nothing has happened to him by the end of the first lap, I'm switching it off.

Gasly to ruin the race of everyone behind him after the first few lap as his softs go off

here we g

Why the fuck can't we have gravel traps anymore lads? These shitty runoffs that mean there's fuck all consequence for fucking up are dull af

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hey tooth

activate it

MWL? MWL.

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bought this awful stuff, what the FUCK was I thinking?

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hope poowis and vettee both retire

BASED BOOMER

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JUST
LET
SOMEONE
DIE AT FIRST LAP
FOR CHRIST SAKE BORING SEMEN SLURPING SPORT

Merc already Burning oil

I hope we have a good and enjoyable and memorable race

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motorcycles or something

Just buy k cider lad

it's like racing on an airfield

let's get this shit started

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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only 30.15% lmao

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*tips trilby*

Digits and we get a Spain 2016 start

sux to be a leaf huh

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CAM ON MUCKLAREN
SCORE SOME FAKKIN POIIIINNNNNTTTSSSS

>showing cornhole championship instead of F1
ESPN is based.

wasnt f1tv gonna push 50fps streams this season?

mclaren podium

>smoke from bottas already

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This track is just all >runoff

Bumarse is too much of a cuck for that.

it is only 83 degrees, are you guys pussies or something, you can't surrender to the weather.

if this post ends in 5, vettel wins

GET IN THERE, LEWIS

>race about to start
>sudden urge for a fat ogre shit

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digits and ricciardo bianchis himself

youtube.com/watch?v=qmsbP13xu6k

1080P STREAM

HWL

HWL

it's already over

perez rally driving

>Said I would stop watching after last gp
>here again watching HWL
why are we still here.

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COPY JAMES

*yawn*
back to 24h of the Ring

>hwl
see you next weekend

>uneventful
It's shit.

Race over. Back to N24.

banger

UH OH

F1 is a drug.

>perez
what the fuck

well done lewis

Honda F1 commiting sudoku in 5

I literally said the same last GP.

race over lads, hamilton wins

Borefest HWL

>choco senna already several car lengths ahead
DON'T FORGET ABOUT TRACK EVOLUTION
DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE MIDFIELD
DON'T FORGET THE FERRARI LOOKS ABSOLUTELY PLANTED

why do I even bother any more

>Scrooting away
is that a word?

>ric

This but unironically. We're addicts.

Okay, I'm done. See you next race, lads.

>shittel can't even pass norris

Should I start supporting McLaren if I want to feel something?

Zzzzzzz

I think f1 is dead lads

If Sainz bins amx he'll be amd with a capital A

magic smoke
it was also visible in previous sessions

pack it up lads, race over

It's over, guys

Everybody go home

What does HWL mean?

His handsomeness is underrated

don't sadden me this much senpai
not now

>force india

This will never end will it

>ric

I don't like those stripes around the track

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What does HWL stand for?

GET IN THERE LEWIS

Alright that was fun back to the Nurburgring see ya lads

See ya next race lads

Why am I watching this

>kblyat

AND MERCEDES WINS AGAIN

>tfw no motogp so have this shit in the background

>HWL
Hamilton wins lol

Hutchison Whampoa Limited

wtf happened to >ric

Only if your desired feeling is unrelenting disappointment

>GET
>IN
>THERE
>LEWIS

Hitler was legit

Hulkenberg Wasn't Lucky

well what the fuck did I expect

>people watching this boring shit

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wobbled

>kubica 17th

APOLOGIZE

have wank lads

this track makes me dizzy

shit tier track

Riccardo is legit retarded

Is anyone else even trying?

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>the gaps

this is barcelona pt.2 huh?

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>loosing time every lap
>already lost to GRO

sure

>french design

>muh dirty grid slot
>muh Gio the Nazi
>muh upgrades aren't working

>you coming here to post that shit

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See you next week lads

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Hamilton Won't Last :(

i hate this year

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ok, its mwl, see you next week

>LAG IN REAL LIFE
THIS ISNT A SIM YOU FUCKING IDIOT

vettel cant pass a redditor in a mclaren

GET IN ERE LOUIS

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The Mercs are going to win every single race this year aren't they? Has this happened before?

did they paint the track like this for pride month?

>vettel ON lando norris
unf

how hard is it for eastern europe to distinguish 'loose' from 'lose'

apparently

>F1
>HWL
>Hamilton Wins Lol

>MotoGP
>MWL
>Marquez Wins Lol

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Will a literal nigger become the most successful F1 driver of all time?

>muh blue stripes
fucking hate this track lads.

it's even worse because people hyped it

>someone actually okayed this track design

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>being this retarded

Big lips are hot

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If you have lag literally just hit the gas pedal earlier.

take the formula E pill

the bern himself

McLel had a good opportunity in 1988 but Enzo Ferrari's spirit sabotaged them at Monza

Yes

can we just race at magny cours instead of this shit tier testing track

rightoids seething

You obviously haven't driven a car huh, poorfag?

yep

/f1/ will be seething for decades before his record is beaten

Riccardo exposed as a pussy.

dubs and BOT spins

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cyanide?

what snacks do you have brehs?

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literally EVERYONE complained ALL THE TIME about Magny Cours when they raced there

do yanks enjoy these stripes?

>Paki cant take a joke

MotoGP is way better. This is so fucking boring.

HAM wins lol

Gimi did a thing.

Sainz suspension will melt.

i know but even THAT piece of shit is better than this

>the race is so fucking boring that they have to show full replays

>HAMILCRY

dubs and VET and LEC take each other out when the team orders come in and sainz gets a cheeky podium

>thinking everyone here hates HAM
nobody really dislikes choco. just the situation in which he's acquired that record breaker position

why is that nigger so darn rude?

>i-i was just pretending to be retarded!
Kek

watching the cricket over at /cric/

MAKE DECISION AND STICK WITH IT

Fucking Kubica

gimi

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Gimi on points

Wen Dijon-Prenois GP?

i just literally fell asleep. great product you have there, liberty.

Magny Cours was even more shit than this

Peanuts here

Lmao kubica

literally woke up at 3PM and drank a coffee now I'm hungry but I don't wanna cook, I'll wait for dinner

>lewis being a cunt to his team
yep, it's F1

>my engine isn't working
>sets fastest lap
fuck off

U N E X P O S A B L E

Has anyone tried that caffeine shampoo?

Race is already ogre
>HAM
>BOT
>LEC
>VER
>VET

*angry noises*

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just a white /sip/

woohoo another DRS overtake well done Seb

>IS THAT GLOCK

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>Kubica killing Russel

fuck this shit im out

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DUBS and negro spins at on last lap

I'm not a fatass and I can hold out until dinner

uh oh! looks like Hamilton has an issue. will he make it??

It doesn't do anything, caffeine has no use for your hair whatsoever

man lewis already crying again

No, because I'm not balding

>shave it off
>hit the gym

F1 needs to be BOPPED

A Hamilton engine failure would be good right now, I could use some wank material.

What will you do when he reaches 100 wins?

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i am waiting for my burger to arrive

Is it awkward to meet a guy IRL after you yell at him over the radio every race?

I actually and honestly dislike that insufferable cunt

I didn't know they let you use a phone while driving

yeah, I'm not watching this anymore, later

reminder

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wheres my axe... in the well

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At least Indycar should be exciting later

I don't care about hair. It's already over. I don't want flaky scalp.

Wtf it's not plan B

gravel bad, watching 20 cars cruising around good

zzzzzzzz

nothing

>Le Clerc Plan A
>Ferrari
>Plan

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explain meme

Gonna make peamale bacon and eggs in a bit.

NOTHING

He wouldn't be so hated if he didn't act like a nigger

only minoxidil and finasteride work to some degree.

What happened to Bottas 2.0, lads? I don't think I can take another year of HWL :(

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Vettelcuck can't even get on the podium anymore. A rookie rich boy that always looks like he just got out of bed is EXPOSING him.

It's over.

The 24h was KINO especially with the Manta finally alive again

that's because he dethroned the german lord and saviour, and bullied the german cuck champion into retirement. i get it

>alonso gets the fuck out
>Mclaren instantly rises to top 10 team

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aren't f2 cars faster?

Then get the anti-dandruff one. Way better

how many bongs?

Can't wait to see how Ferrari's strategists will sabotage Leclerc this week.

>finasteride

Turned me into a girl basically

>ferrari's plan A is how to beat Red Bull
That's a YIKES for me.

>indyshills woke up
fuck off back, indy a shit

>Engine problem
>Sets fastest lap
FUCK THIS SEMEN SLURPING SPORT

Formula 1 where the drivers cant even actually race because they have to save tires

hamilton memed for a few races to give spectators some hope and make it look like an underdog comeback story

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Plan A is pretending they have a plan.

The italian gp was amazing but it's too bad that guy took everyone out in lap two last week.

call him a nigger

laugh at the redditor hate threads

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Nope, it's the constant whining and playing the "Thass rayciss" card

PENAL

that's rich coming from you

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>listening to rossi crying over the radio every 10 minutes despite having by far the best car
doubt it

explain

>see guys we enforce this rule for everyone

why would Alonso care about getting 5th

But there are 10 teams only.

>playing the "Thass rayciss" card
i honestly need a citation on that

Balance of Performance.
Wec penalise cars that is too fast.

based. using it right now

B A S E D

BREAD

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So it was all an act after all

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>hey bro overtak me
>haha jokes on you fuck off youngster

Hockenheim last year

Anyone else watching the thread and have the race just as white noise?

Fantastic race

This track is fucking aesthetic.

2:40 AEST I believe

You need to stop being so paranoid. I've watched F1 since I was a kid, and only tune into Indy every now and then as of recent.

top 10 places, you moron

>Can't wait to see how Ferrari's strategists will sabotage Leclerc this week.
Leclerc will fail to get the required gap for his pit strategy to work so Ferrari will leave him out to block amx to give Vettee a chance to make up position and get on the podium. Result: amx podium because Leclerc fucks it up

It shuts down conversion of testosterone to dht. DHT is basically super testosterone and is basically controls a lot of your male sex characteristics. By shutting it down you are not as much of a man anymore.

That said, if he acted differently, you'd just interpret that as him acting like a nigger.

Meanwhile, when Vettel chimps out like a literal nigger replacing bollards and ignoring interviews, or literally driving into an opponent intentionally for delusionally thinking he's being brake checked, it's just "so brave" and "how courageous", "yes Vettel, you show them".

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the driver whose number is closest to my digits DIES today

HWL

i'll look it up. nice trips. i'm sure ham would like those numbers too

Yeah, I haven't watched since lap 2. I don't think I'll make it till the end of the season

Fkin rekt hrd

admit you're a racist, roach

He's BS, fin has severe side effects only to like 0.05% of users. Otherwise the millions of people with prostate problems that take much higher doses would all be women

>stewards

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Lmao go learn what DHT does in adults, limiting it (not "shutting it down") only affects the development of males only if you're too young

>Crofty can't understand how rejoining the track ahead of the person you were behind when you left it counts as gaining an advantage

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Got some fuckin jokers in here

fine take your propecia and report back. hope you don't kill yourself when you ruin your life.

he is hated because of he is the affirmative action driver. where is the outrage of Russell and Norris not getting a top drive as a rookie. saying that, the mclarens are looking stronger this year.

Nigger, do you even see the position of the driving wheel?

Don't worry I hate Vettel too :^) Although that brake check was legitimate reason

I'm not racist, I don't hate black people, I just hate niggers. We have lots of black people that act like human beings, shouldn't be too hard for Hamilton to do that

There's shampoos, oils (argan, castor) etc. that lower DHT in your scalp. Those are effective as well, if you choose the right one(s) and apply them every day for 5-10 min. Although in the end you have to bite the bullet and spend 15k+ on a good hair transplant. If you have thick donor hair in the back, you can restore your hairline with dense packing in the front (including temples), then later fill out the top. However you should still maintain with Minox+shampoos/custom solutions.

Stay the fuck away ftom Finasteride.

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I read this morning that they did one yesterday in my local city. I blame it on your bad influence you degenerate amerifags.

Magny cours is too remote, it's in the middle of nowhere, it's never going back there.
Be grateful that Bernie didn't manage to put the GP in Paris.
There are way better circuits like Charade in France for example.

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Did Lewis just say what i think he said?

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>nazi dubs burger claiming the best driver on the grid is in place because of a US only corporate culture phenomenon
pure pottery

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I don't need to take propecia because I'm not balding, I just know what I'm talking about because I fucking studied pharmacology

No it wasn't. Vettel even admitted it later on when he watched the onboard.

And NOTHING excuses chimping out and crashing into another car intentionally, no matter if he had or had not been brake checked.

Just holy shit.

If Hamilton had done this, he would've been black flagged for the next five races.

Talk about nigger apologists.

Fagnussen grumpy

>i'm not racist, i don't hate black people
just admit it, roach. you can say whatever you want here

I mean, it looked like it from Vettel's onboard. Of course it doesn't excuse hitting him on purpose.

>If Hamilton had done this, he would've been black flagged for the next five races.
He had lots of occasions that he avoided penalty lad. hownew.ru

DHT-limiting shampoos are ok but of limited effect. It's better to try microneedling (with a stamp or pen, DO NOT USE A ROLLER) which some studies point to bring rather effective.

>reddit spacing
You have to go back.

he's essentially a reverse Toto
rambling about how great the economy is all the time despite doing jack shit to support it

That's rich coming from a frog. Go put another baguette up your ass.

>le epic reddit spacing meme
newfag

I know about the needling, but have never tried it. Why no roller? I agree about the pre-made shampoos, however you can get better results if you test different ingredients and then mix together the ones you seem to respond to (if any). The oils seem to work for me for instance.

>The redditor is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a faggot, nigger, cuck, basedboy, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a redditor and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out."

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>using punctuation in greentext
newfag

kek, what a bitch

Half race already and literally NOTHING HAPPENED

turn 1 penalty? Penalties is f1 now

I know. I'm getting sleepy

where is Maldonado when we need him?

were getting a crying hamilton soon

>RAI 6th
what

why does the thread get so confused after the first pit stops start happening

because I've stopped watching the race since lap 10

is grosjean actually retarded?

>looking like a nigger is hot
ok

works well enough for your women

what he say? america tv was on commercial