Is there anything we're not the best at? We literally btfo the rest of the world at everything.
Brazil last won a major soccer tournament in 2013 (confed cup). We don't even fucking care about soccer and we won the major gold cup in 2017.
Holy fuck were even better than Brazil at soccer, we last won a major tourny before them. We don't even give a fuck about soccer and we dominate you lmfao
>Confederations Cup
>Gold Cup
>Major tournaments
That's a yikes from me
Hahahahahaha we've won more recently than you faggots too. Wasn't the last tournament you won in the fucking 60s?!?! Hahahahahaha silverware is silverware and we have it and you dont
Weak bait
>go outside
>get shot
>have to spend thousands on hospital bills
>don't get paid while sick
>leave hospital
>get shot again
Truly the best in the world
The price of FREEDOM and DEMOCRACY
Haven't we won a trophy more recently than you as well? Mong hasn't won silverware since 16 hahaha
>Is there anything we're not the best at?
Electing a president that’s not a Nazi
>Didn't go to the WC because they lost to Turpentine and Tabasco
What the fuck does it matter? There's literally no difference from not qualifying for the wc from losing like the 31 teams that made the tournament and didn't win. All that matters is silverware. Period. And the USA has it more recently than any of you shitters
You would think this is bait but with Murricans you never know, he could actually be this retarded.
Stfu you're country is blacked you can't talk
t. 56%
desu if all our athletes weren't playing more skillful and exciting sports we would win every major soccer tourney 9 times out of 10. But no one here gives a shit about soccer unless it's world cup season.
>being so shit at sports that you have to invent your own sports that nobody else plays
>be born rich
>best healthcare in the world
>safest communities in the world
>best schools in the world
>best culture in the world
>10 years ahead of europe in fashion
>10 years ahead of europe in music
>nicest houses on earth
>easiest life in history
>don't even have to work
>most tolerant society
i cannot even begin to tell you how hard it is being american. some days i don't know whether to wear my sherpa denim jacket or my plain denim jacket
>he actually believes this
>be born rich
>in the usa
unlikely kid
how can europe even compete bro
Hahahahahaha hahahahahaha you live in what has basically become the middle east xD cucked europoors Hahahaha
how do you even begin to eat this?
/pol/ tard detected. Dude, I'm from "Murica" but Brazil has 5 stars and have we even been to a final?
>be british
why would you want to?
how the fuck do you eat that
lose weight fat fuck
Yes. If you're one of the lucky 1% born rich, the USA is an incredible place to live. It's the other 99% who are fucked.
How much silverware have they won? We won silverware more recently than them. That's all that matters
Obsessed
Handegg. 500 laps of turn left. Glorified rounders with a 'world series' that only your country can play.
Oh yeah, skilful and exciting.
>don't even have to work
where do i apply for this?
Healthcare? Schools? Safe communities?
Culture? CULTURE???
nice cropping, monkey
>lost in Iraq
>lost in Afghanistan
>lost in Vietnam (tucked their tails between their legs and ran away, leaving even their POWs behind)
>won WW2 thanks to British and Soviet help, used Hollywood to create a false narrative how they actually contributed
>entered WW1 when French and British already won and pranced around like they did shit
>blew up their own ship so they could attack Spaniards for no reason at all, to ''free'' people of Cuba and Philippines, and then proceeded to slaughter hundreds of thousands there because they wanted independence
>had a civil war because half the country thought it was totally cool to own other humans (in mid-19th century)
>tried to invade Canada, Canadians laugh and burn down White House
>get independence simply because British didn't give a fuck and because French and Spanish bailed them out
is there a bigger yikes than American history?
>major gold cup
>silverware is silverware
that's not how it works chief
>he says this in our language
Just shows who is really superior
Is because of faggots like you the rest of the world thinks we are retarded
Toast sandwiches and Greggs aren’t culture
>taking blatant bait seriously
No, you’re why people think we’re all retarded. Probably some limpdicked coasts faggot that cries when his plumber uses racy language
USA just won the FIBA3x3 basketball championship. OP is right.
nah, your why we think your retarded
>Britbong doesn't know what silverware is
Not surprising since you have to be 18 to buy any, and you're underage b&
Brexit means brexit
>our language
what part of England are you from, DeShaun Mendez?
Gain money poor fag
>literally nigger mountain
>accuses others of being black
Budget Bosnia get out
too right m8 well said
Idiot look at my flag it's the American flag than the British one. Meanwhile i don't even know what your flag is because you are so irrelevant
>Idiot look at my flag it's the American flag than the British one
yikes
A FUCKING MARINE
I mean American flag not British one
Examples of Amerimutt culture then twat, post them.
And anything you've stolen doesn't fucking count.
Here, I'll post Shakespeare. Match that you lardy cunt.
Elvis which inspired your Beatles
Hollywood
>Examples of Amerimutt culture then twat, post them.
blacked.com
he's right though, you can't name a single example of American high culture, because it simply doesn't exist
in more than two centuries of existence, affluence, and with huge literate population, Americans created nothing which would come close to great European writers for example
that's quite scary
And true.
the beatles were shit. elvis was shitter
Notice you avoided the comments on safe communities and healthcare too.
Look forward to being shot by a mentally retarded school child and then bankrupted by the hospital bill.
>"Shakespeare? Elvis!"
fkn kek
Many a true word said in jest.
I'll lower the bar because you can't get near Shakespeare. Try Dickens, HG Wells or George Orwell.
it's quite easy to understand. a highly democratic, affluent society from it's inception is not going to put any type of "intellectual" on this type of pedestal to consider high culture. it's why there are no shakespeares now anywhere, because 90+% of the population can devote their time to specialization and leisure. back in his day probably 99% of people spent their day trying to stay alive like substinence farming, and 99% of the 1% that didn't devoted their leisure to something else besides literature/play writing, so it was easy for him to become a pioneer in that field.
Tocqueville explains this perfectly from a European perspective
The best you've got was a drug-addled thief of Black culture.
Well played sir, well played.
>it's why there are no shakespeares now anywhere
But that's wrong
There were great European writers in 20th century
There were great SOVIET writers in 20th century
These people stood out in global terms
Yet no such person exists in USA (and no, neither Steinbeck or Faulkner are near)
So your argument is that Shakespeare had no competition? Fuck me mutts are some evasive, desperate shitters. Last try mutt, you can't even match Tolkien .
Melville > Dickens
Dick > HG Wells
Pynchon > George Orwell.
>Get shot
>Sue city for dangerous situation
>Millionaire
Your master plan is getting shot and suing?
America everyone, in all its glory.