/cric/ket World Cup

anyone else cringed at this moment? felt so artificial to me

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>using the word grim
Filtered. 130 filters now (~200 individual words/phrases)

they call him HE'S GETTING AWAY WITH THE WMD'S

should've sledged him off the field. thats why I respect the Aussies.

blog on cunt

Kind of want to shave my basedbeard, but I'm too scared I'll regret it instantly and have to wait a month for it to grow back.

Indians are absolute scum so I understand that you don't feel empathy or respect for opponents

odds are it's not based at all m8.

>tfw no cricket watching Anam gf
youtu.be/I1Z_EQJ-Ewo?t=133

By based I mean S*-0-*Y, in case its not obvious it was wordfiltered by hiroshimoot

I just don't like this kind of drama on the field. I hate it when virat/sachin does it too. it feels like a cheap reality show made for "10 MOST EMOTIONAL MOMENTS IN WC, YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE #7" kind of youtube compilations

yep have a shave. beards haven't been cool for 10 years but secretly never were.

beards are for faggots only
a shadow is fine otherwise clean yourself up

beards are elite and utilitarian in winter. But naturally the only issue of concern to you cucks is whether it's 'cool' or not.

And I don't like Indians and they should be banned completely

You have autism

its called basic sportsmanship. give it a try you fucking weirdo.

Make me.
Where were the saffers yesterday? Too triggered to see India sneak a close game (unlike SA '99)?

Beard is unhygienic you hipster fags

ahh the seething peewee welcome back ;)

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Pavement

>everyone who disagrees with my idiot opinion is seething kiwi
just pathetic.

haha

Full circle heh

Dios mio it looks glued on

I was watching with family

rumours are Danny uses a gluestick and Arab pubes.

oi dancaz, when are you coming to tucson m8? the local diy music scene needs you

do I know you?

No, either have a beard or shave it clean. Shadows made you look like a dirty porra

Fatguts wasn't even here during the Daniel saga. How embarrassing that he's trying this hard to fit in.

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Don't give him the satisfaction of calling it a saga. More of an episode desu

bru, it's zac, we met at that flat party, that time you got real fucked up. i'm back in the states again and touring, fell in love with the music scene in the desert, you NEED to get out here

Ivana getting put on the spit was my favourite episode.

never met anyone called Zac at a flat party.

le cringeworthy fair play new zealand team, we're not like those nasty australians :DDD ABSOLUTELY PAINFULLY CRINGE, reminiscent of le cheerful well behaved reddit irish football fans in euro 2016

the fuck m8, i gave you my last clove ciggy

*loses to Sri Lanka*
kek get rekt loser

I don't t usually talk to fat people.

>2nd most games won in WC history
>never won a WC
>whipped in the last final to their bigger brother
Kiwis taking over the chokers mantle

In order to choke in a final you have to get to a final.

how was it artificial you muppetarian? flintoff was the same in that 2005 ashes series. any close cricket game has these scenes tb h

this but unironically. my dick and legs are so fucking hairy but cant grow a bear to save my life.

>lose to Pakistan
>lose to to Sri Lanka
>get angry at NZ
Poms taking over the obsessed Aussies mantle

wow, that little trip up to england really turned you to a cunt didn't it? you remember your roots little daniel. remember your fuckin' roots. i hope you never write another word in your shitty notebook, you shy little bitch.

growing a bear sounds a bit dangerous mate

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I went to Scotland you freshcunt.

noone is angry at nz, they are just objectively a cringeworthy team, like the teachers pet of international cricket

*blows snot on you*

you guys invented cricket but are still somehow dogshit lmao

noncuplets shitting this place up
give it a rest boys

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wait, isn't this daniel murgatroyd from whangarei?

you're coming across as quite upset at NZ.

pakis probably gonna win

REALLY want a cup

could use a world cup victory lads

i believe in you lads

gotta beelieve in urself m8

got a good chance this year m8

Nay, it's called being human.

/^United States/
/^United Kingdom/

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picking another Finals choke to Aussie. fucking depressed already.

Went to Old Trafford yesterday for Windies vs New Zealand and my erection is still yet to die down. A wonderful game of cricket on a nice sunny day, all for just £14. Lovely day all round

shant

so true

what are you boys watching? state of origin or cricket?

bit drunk

>two weeks of completely pointless games

yeah!

better than shart I guess

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thinking its our turn to choke this year lad. Williamson is a staunch cunt imo and a level head is vital to winning the cup.

movie.

nz has come ahead in both close games they;ve been involved in. i reckon they unironically have strong mind and good temperament

the fuck is state of poorigin? sounds gay

reminder england are gonna win the world cup
we gonna hit it for 6
score 400

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New season of Archer

genuinely grim. please dont tell me its an american movie

Lion's mane and man's beard serve the same purpose. It represents power and authority.
They basedboys won't get it.

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it's an American movie.

this but unironically

bit gay.

kek get filtered cunt

reckon rabada is a pretty shit odi bowler lads

>beardoholic.com

based

i am LITERALLY a lion lads

black caps wont get past whoever they face in the semi's, half the team dont even realise they are at a world cup

hear my roar bros

trying to think who the top 5 bowlers are in ODIs. bumrash is obviously there

Munro and Henry in particular need to go. At least Latham is a good keeper.

trust me, you don't resemble a lion you greasy little turd

hear my growl m8

*farts*

yeah but it's not like there's a single team in the world cup that's actually stacked. literally all of the teams rely on a few of their players firing. just look how shit india was last night when only virat bat well, or how shit we are when smite / warner dont score, or england when buttler/jos/root dont.
just need kane to hold it together and the shitters to add runs around him then bowl well

whats up with southee is he injured or what? he brings out the best in boult

*rips your throat out*

henshit got shitloads of wickets against sri lanka and afghanistan

sorry boys watching qt german waifus show the darkies their place couldn't be arsed with Fucker Semen and Imam-ul-Hipster's batting
will be back when Boer du Poofis is at the crease

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he had a calf injury but I think he just hasn't been selected.

>implying there's anything wrong with being the teachers pet
all teachers love you
all the girls love you
your parents love
parents of all the girls love you

reckon I could heem a lion right onto the critical extinction threat list. Seem a bit gay to me. Wouldn't fuck with a tiger though

and completely fuckkng choked in an actually important game under pressure

bullying /nrl/ lads

Neither of these teams have a chance.
This game is pointless.

My former bossman was Indian.
When India and England were playing a test series last year he was talking to me about it and how shit the India team was.

I asked him what exactly they were playing for - like is it part of a bigger league, or is there some sort of trophy like the Ashes?
He said nah just pride.

How can you be interested in games that ultimately don't matter at all?
If my team loses a friendly in football I couldn't care less.

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one game

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your fist just gets stuck in the fluff lad

lions are unheemable

htll do it again in one if these big games and well lose because of it. gifted a bullet hard against WI. fucking hard.
A 25 FUCKING RUN OVER YOU CUNT

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Really dissapointed nz won yesterday, that's probably the end for us

user is right

Henry is complete dogshit. Would be delighted if you lads were dumb enough to pick him against >us

Gonna drop cheeky three fiddy on the saffers today

lads

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>tries the classic pouncing double paw slash gambit straight off the mark
>grab both paws & headbutt that moggie halfway to Timbuktu
heh, nothin personnel

all of /cric/ has to give me a blowjob when sri lanka lifts the trophy

Woah...what happened here :(

>pookis vs niggers
hmmm tough choice

thanks you too

can i go last?

you're all the same to me

you seem pretty tough

But who are worse? Muzzies or niggers?

both are lovely people

Kiwis.

I think he means we look down on all non-Anglos with equal disdain.

Are there more kino like this?

that's not Danny m8, that's just me exposing sebbesity as a freshie.

don't know, don't care.

i live in one of the wealthiest suburbs of Sydney. Can't remember the last time I saw either. As long as they stay in their western sydney containment suburbs, then i dont care

Actually seemed like you were giving him the attention he never got from his father.

$20 on the driver being a wog
abc.net.au/news/2019-06-23/girl-dies-after-being-hit-by-lamborghini-outside-restaurant/11238684

nee hao

bit of both.

isnt possible to not be a wog

>Chatswood
>wealthy
kek

KEK

fuck me what a birthday you are wogball

grim

Wallop'd

His name is FUCKER haha

>tfw a tripfag is near me

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asians are everywhere in Sydney
everywhere

Do you understand it btw? I think maybe not?

fuck me what a borefest you are wogball

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not in Mosman

bit grim here for SA lads

Are you it's allowed in Asian majority neighborhoods?

reckon you should go and make friends with a curry.
reckon your whole country should, they should as well.
reckon youse might have a chance if you did
reckon its your own pride stopping you, and them.

redpill me on IITcunt

Asian here means chink, not Paki like in England

and Chinks are harmless

so true

he's a freshie and a seething casual.

Of course I do it's the same fucking language
He's a chodu

there ain't a redpill there bla, just a dalitpill

hmmm :^)

I don't understand half of what Modi says though.

could go some ashoka punjabi samosas right about now

Can't help if you brainlet lad

Fuck Lankies lads

Why do pakis come to india for healthcare? Do they not have hospitals there?

>harmless
*floods ur country with heroin*

I feel like he purposely uses more Sanskrit words than Persian

go back to grammar school then kek

Nah it's how we speak ;)

cheaper than thailand, dubai where rich pakistanis go

>50/0(7.3 ov
looks like the cornered tigers meme is coming true lads

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the state

Their artists musicians actors all come here too

No you don't.

>Chinks are harmless
lul

Cricketing nations that are done:
England, Windies, RSA

Cricketing nations in glorious ascension:
New Zealand

they're fucking cancer.

ummm we do ;)

Much bigger market, hence $$$.

t. David 'Davo' Davidson

Why do Indians drink cow piss though, no clean water available?

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>fucked zaman

>not being able to get Poomam out on a surface as green as this
grim, would be seething if I was a Saffer right about now

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>he doesn't think China already runs Australia and New Zealand

He says he is fully fit but the ACB dropped him out of the tournament without any consultation.
I reckon that fatty reminds the Afghans of the Americans hence they hate him.

Bruh we just discuss cricket here

It just hit me that only 5 countries have won the world cup

Just like if you fuck goats. Both sides are retarded

Poojeet's

you can continue to suck hindu dick if you please. no one is going to stop you.

same reason some muslims drink camel piss. ancient wisdom that looks uncivilized now

Why don't they get treatment in pakistan? Is it because the country is a complete shitshow and doesn't have the ability to create the infrastructure needed for a healthcare system?

This goat fucking meme is retarded though, seriously.

but drinking cow piss is a tenet of your religion. fucking goats might be the work of some deranged kashmiri.

but dey harmless

very over every cric thread turning into a poo slinging

What do you think?
>he's defending drinking animal piss

LOL

hate random off-topic discussion
love cricket discussion

simple as

Healthcare system is okay for a sub $2000 gdp per capita country but highly specialized treatment is not easily available. I imagine it is similar in countries with similar levels of development.

Daily reminder /cric/ is a multicultural general.
And hatred against any race, religion or group won't be tolerated.

This post was sponsored by ICC

>pookis being aggressive
Hmmm

we're in /crug/ m8

check out the state of origin game thread if you lads want to see what a dead community looks like
keep in mind this is the biggest league game you can get

Execute all namefags.

Yeah indians don't shit fling. Let's watch the match.

>aapka des aapki jimmewari hai bhaio aur bhaino

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nikal lavd3 pehli fursat me nikal

>anglosphere matches are cricket related insults, sometimes a bit harsh but most of the time related to the grig
>subcontinent matches begin with cricket discussion, turn into racial insults and end with death threats
is this a thing or just grig?

not defending it retard just giving it a context. in case you didn't know, mohammed said camel piss cures diseases and encouraged his followers to use it (sunnah). thats how people lived in medieval ages, doing stuff that looks disgusting in our times. some retards just don't want to adapt to modern times and continue to do them because muh customs and traditions

I remember the last world cup pookis and poojeets used to be very friendly towards each other on /cric/, now it’s just degraded into the usual shit slinging we find on every other place on the internet. Where did things go wrong?

more of an alpaca guy?

Don't know why pookistanis are aggressive today

>I remember the last world cup
you weren't here.

He is an uncultured pleb, every Sanskrit word he uses is forced in the script and he is too much of a brainlet to use Persian.

reckon Semen Fucker is 10 times more autistic than Smot

Pakistan ticking along very nicely lads. This enrages the poo.

>you weren’t here
I very much was. That was when I was actually a world cup blowie

Just two bros playfighting since NZ choked in 2015, after SA choked (again) in 2015

a full strength south africa - how different the world cup would have been. sad

No alpacas in Asia bro
No I'm cool

>nignogs btfo
Oh nononononono

stop talking to each other without directly replying you stupid cunts

Make me

If Pak wins their last 4 vs Sa, NZ, Afgh, Ban then they are in the semi final provided Eng loses 2 of their last 3 vs Ind, NZ or Aus.

all they had to do was accept abcd's offer and bring him back

thumbnail looks like a satellite of the Himalayas

who feeling /big&strong/ here?

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It's this guy who started

>Also gone
Oh NONONONONONO FUCKED zaman

tfw India throws the match to fuck with us.

FUCKER GONE

>get off to a great start
>throw wicket away
Classic Pakistan

Also if nz loses their remaining matches and our nrr is better somehow

this guy, right here

They can't beat nz

>Morris not wanting to celebrate with the coked up Muzzie
based

NOT OUT CUNT

cheating paki scum

Fingers clearly under the ball, Saffers shafted

Look at Fap arguing with the umps. If it was Poohli doing it, /cric/ would be fuming right now

hoping it all turns out well for you lad.
what does a young man dream of doing in Pakistan?
you feel hopeful mate?

>pooki cheating against pookis
OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

OH NO NO NO

Back to ya mark you treasonous celebrating cunt

Pakis cheating again.

Based Scotty with some truth nukes

this imran tahir is a shit bloke

What am I supposed to say? Same as anywhere else

Lara and Kumble against Scotty lol

>top of our group
feels good man

Establishing a global empire of Islam.

Reckon we need to plant a paki in nz next

just get the impression career opportunities in Pakistan are a bit limited.

When did South African fielding get so bad. Even the yts.

not a big fan of pakistan, easily one of the worst stans

Reckon the soft signal was not out because of Morris’ reluctancy to celebrate.

Yeah. You can either be really rich to buy your way in, or really hard working and intelligent and beat everybody else to the top jobs. Otherwise you're left unemployed with a useless degree.

>I have got you filtered I swear

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

Disgraceful Islamophobic umpiring

Very welcoming of your type now mate
you're welcome

where do you live?

by the bay

Was shami's hattrick the worst in international cricket?

Calcutta?

he got it on his birthday

coded discussion reporting to R&AW rn

Why are there no chad Maoris in cricket

t. 4 lpa code monkey

they prefer rugby. not some bat and ball game.

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official hattrickster power ranking :
Broad>Wasim>Siddle>POOmi

Who would he replace? All their white quota players are solid.

no quotas in the world cup. this is the full strength team.

David Miller/Markram

just like my country

Reckon they could use some Maori power hitters

>not having slinga malinga's quartrick at the top

not a big fan of the indian tripf*g

How do it get this

miller has done nothing. ab could easily slot into his role as well.

Going off them all in general

Holy shit what happened to SA

●>CHUTAD ZAMAN

GONE

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FUCKED ZAMAN

Ross Taylor is 1/2

All trips are filtered.

Thoughts on Tahir's celebration?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

based running paki

Absolutely hate his celebration. Same exact shit each time

beautiful

If I was in the SA team I wouldn't bother going home to that shithole.

How does it feel (to support the three-time losing finalists)?
To be on your own?
A complete unknown?

?? care to explain? All I see is Africans in an African country

Become muslim

Perth?

>country name ends with *stan or *land

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Sorry what do you want me to answer?

Bombay

Hindustan

>in the finals 3 times
not bad

Never cared to see the frowns on the jugglers and the clowns?
When then all did tricks for you?

>/nrl/ Anonymous 23/06/19(Sun)19:22:10
>Official State of Origin Game #2 Thread
>Thread #1

>Thread #1
got to admire that optimism

> the slope

Inglistan

need a webm of thata shot desu

>Can't remember the last time I saw either
Kingsford m8

350 still very much on the cards here

Kingsford is to the eastern suburbs what Papua New Guinea is to Australia

Constitutionally Bharat or India

>he doesnt know what the -ia suffix means

Good luck, I'm behind 7 proxies.

god mark nicholas is such a god tier commentator. i dont understand how anyone could hate him. he's poetic as fuck

wish i was a posh, rich MCC member lads ;_;

NOT

doing a poo lads

Not a big fan of this not scoring any runs tactic

bit of a shit game this lads

God I wish that was me

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>CRACKERJACK!
>JAFFA
He was awful in the channel4 days, Dermot Reeve was the best (including his cocaine stints)
!

this is the peak male form

Don't know why we will use the foreign name India and not Bharat

Brand recognition I guess