/trans/ - Transfers and Football

Manchester United and Crystal Palace have held talks over a deal for Aaron Wan-Bissaka, which could see the 21-year-old English defender move to Old Trafford for an initial £42.5m. (Mail)

>Tottenham and Denmark midfielder Christian Eriksen, 27, is eyeing a switch to Manchester United or Juventus after a move to Real Madrid fell through. (Mirror)

Manchester United's transfer plans are being hampered because they cannot find a buyer for Chile international forward Alexis Sanchez, 30. (Express)

>Germany winger Leroy Sane, 23, will snub a move to Bayern Munich in favour of staying at Manchester City. (Sun)

Newcastle manager Rafa Benitez is set to leave when his contract runs out next weekend, barring a dramatic change in relations with the club's owner. (Mail)

>Derby are preparing to offer manager Frank Lampard a £10m contract to stop him taking over at Chelsea. (Star)

Paris St-Germain are leading the race to sign Barcelona and Brazil midfielder Philippe Coutinho, 27. (Calciomercato)

>Real Madrid want to make Paris St-Germain and France forward Kylian Mbappe, 20, their big signing next summer. (AS)

Paris St-Germain are considering a swap deal with Barcelona that would see Brazil forward Philippe Coutinho, 27, head to France with his national team-mate Neymar, also 27, moving the other way. (Times)

>Manchester United are interested in signing Argentina striker Mauro Icardi, 26, as part of a swap deal that would see Belgium forward Romelu Lukaku, 26, join Inter Milan. (Express)

Barcelona have pulled out of the race to sign Ajax defender Matthijs de Ligt, leaving Juventus well-placed to sign the 19-year-old Dutch international. (Marca)

>Lyon's French striker Moussa Dembele, 22, has ruled out a move this summer despite links with several clubs, including Manchester United. (Goal)

Manchester City are "hours away" from announcing the signing of Eibar's Spanish goalkeeper Asier Riesgo, 35. (Mundo Deportivo - in Spanish)

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>Burnley have told goalkeeper Joe Hart he can leave, and the 32-year-old former England number one is open to a move to Lille. (Mail)

Southampton have offered Birmingham £14m for English striker Che Adams but are prepared to walk away from the deal if the Championship side want more for the 22-year-old. (Southern Daily Echo)

>Leeds United's English midfielder Jack Clarke is on the verge of signing for Tottenham. The 18-year-old will be immediately loaned back to the Championship side. (Express)

Leeds are among several clubs trying to sign legendary Italy goalkeeper Gianluigi Buffon after the 41-year-old left Paris St-Germain. (Corriere della Sera, via Mail)

>Liverpool, Tottenham and Everton are interested in signing Mainz and Ivory Coast midfielder Jean-Philippe Gbamin, 23. (Fussballtransfers - in German)

Watford, Stoke, Celtic, Fenerbache and Olympiakos are all interested in Bournemouth goalkeeper Asmir Begovic and the 32-year-old Bosnian is keen to play first-team football. (Star)

>Leicester City and England defender Harry Maguire, 26, has played down the importance of Instagram activity that hinted he could be on the verge of a move to Manchester United. (Twitter)

Real Madrid are monitoring Newcastle United and Paraguay forward Miguel Almiron, 25. (TycSports, in Spanish)

>England under-21 goalkeeper Dean Henderson, 22, wants to triple his wage to £75,000 a week at Manchester United. (Sun)

Wolves want Lyon's French midfielder Lucas Tousart, 22. (Calciomercato - in Italian)

>West Ham still want Celta Vigo and Uruguay striker Maxi Gomez, 22, but are unlikely to pursue Bournemouth's English forward Callum Wilson, 27. (Evening Standard)

Aston Villa's hopes of signing Leeds United's Kalvin Phillips have been dashed after they were quoted £30m for the 23-year-old English midfielder. (Sun)

>Juventus are hopeful of beating Liverpool and Tottenham in the race to sign West Brom's English midfielder Rekeem Harper, 19. (Mirror)

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Arsenal will have to pay £13.5m for Paris St-Germain's French forward Christopher Nkunku, 21, with RB Leipzig also interested. (L'Equipe - in French)

>Nottingham Forest are on the verge of signing free agent Alan Hutton, 34, after the former Scotland right-back left Aston Villa. (Sun)

>22 June
>English Football League
Frankie Kent [Colchester - Peterborough] Undisclosed

>Scottish Premiership
Jon Gallagher [Atlanta United - Aberdeen] Loan

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the yanks are getting uppity

*doesn't look*

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>Leeds are among several clubs trying to sign legendary Italy goalkeeper Gianluigi Buffon after the 41-year-old left Paris St-Germain.

JUST RETIRE ALREADY FFS

SNUB SEASON

I'm happy to see him go there and Leeds make the same mistake again of pushing themselves into financial ruin.

Sick of waiting for the big transfers to happen.

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>thrashing tripadvisor & trivago
just shows how fucking bad bruce arena was that he managed to lose to them, although maybe klinsmann being utter shit beforehand didn't help

what you do if you were sane?

also for your consideration...
>20% of the Amazon has disappeared in just 50 years
>On a global scale, the area of minimally disturbed forests declined by 92 million hectares between 2000 and 2013
>Of all species that have gone extinct since 1500 AD, 75% >Ocean acidification may be occurring at a rate not seen in at least 300 million years. The Earth is estimated to have lost 50% of its shallow water corals in the past 30 years
>Humans are responsible for releasing 100 billion tonnes of carbon into the Earth’s system every 10 years. In April 2018, levels of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere reached an average of 410 parts per million (ppm) across the entire month–the highest level in at least 800,000 years
>Only 25% of land on Earth is substantively free of the impacts of human activities. This is projected to decline to just 10% by 2050

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Is the chinese super league any good?

>100 billion tonnes of carbon every 10 years
>it's just sort of floating around the sky bro, don't worry about it, ban straws tho
Aye ok

Dybala is too beta to ask for a raise

No.

Were back biiiitch!!!! We would wrek ur ass too, keep talking... and that's cause we don't even care

Dani Alves has announced his departure from Paris Saint-Germain this summer

Bad answer, I need details

Probably helps having Mino Raiola as his agent

youtu.be/cZkB9EcFtiM

Imagine genuinely celebrating a win against the fearsome T+T

Welcome to Manchester

The Chinky league is the same as every other league.
You have a Top 3, the next 3 and then the bottom feeders.
The richest cubs are on top, the poorest at the bottom.
It's also like other leagues by way of foreign mercenaries just turning up and lounging around for obscene paydays.
No one cares about these Asian league leagues.
Also, Chinese football club owners, especially in Europe, have been found out to be frauds and cheats on industrial scales and pretty much all football betting scams originate in China.
If your club sponsor is an Asian betting company, be prepared to lose a lot of games.

what's a summer league that's actually worth following then

MLS second division

Just keep watching Womyns Football la.

how are either of these better than chink shit

Only good thing women's football is for playing fifa with the lads when you're hungover and you call out swear words at the female players

Also Rabiot and De Ligt to Juve done deal folks

NDombele announcement Thursday

i don't really get the appeal of juve tbqh

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SEETHING

>Paris St-Germain are leading the race to sign Barcelona and Brazil midfielder Philippe Coutinho, 27. (Calciomercato)

Lmao what '''''race''''

A veritable FEAST of football on today lads

one race human race

you just KNOW

Get to project the illusion of being a world class footballer whilst actually playing in an over-hyped farmer league, for a team that wouldn't trouble most sunday pub clubs in norf england

Easy money in a 1 team league. Guaranteed trophies every season.

>let's commit economic suicide for the environement, guys we need to set an example
>the chinese goverment is surely going to change its policy after seeing a bunch of 16y olds march on brussels

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>the Spanish football league ends today
>almost a month after the rest of the leagues in Europe finished
Lazy Spics.

lads if buffon went to leeds id actually quit life

i doubt buffon has even heard of leeds

Why is the zoomer king going to the most boomer team in the retirement league?

>tfw people here hate nuclear
It's renewables or death for most zoomers, fuck them

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>leeds
didnt they fold in the late 90s?

i wish

hes going to bayern?

>for the environment
For our health. Literally the whole point of trying to stop global warming is that it would make life worse for humans. Life would go on, just worse for us.

yes

Yeah, there's also been a fair amount of anti nuclear media recently.

It's fucking stupid, it's the cleanest of the non renewable energies and disposing of the waste isn't as big of a problem as people like to make out.

i think people are just scared of a chernobl happening and the whole of england being unlivable

You have to understand it though, people are much more afraid of occasional big events like nuclear accidents than constant slow deaths though pollution, and no one cares about third world miners dying.

Adrien Rabiot and Ajax defender Matthijs de Ligt are expected to sign for Juventus next week, according to multiple Italian sources.
>Inter have requested Alessandro Florenzi and Roma are prepared to sell for €30m, or a swap deal involving Dalbert, claim Tuttosport.
Milan are reportedly working on a two-year loan with option to buy for Real Madrid’s €50m-rated attacking midfielder Dani Ceballos.
>Napoli right-back Elseid Hysaj is set to join Atletico Madrid for €20m, despite President Aurelio De Laurentiis claiming he wanted €25m.
Both Roma and Milan will meet with representatives of Fiorentina midfielder Jordan Veretout ahead of a potential €25m move.
>Milan are reportedly ready to pay the €15m release clause for Stuttgart defender Ozan Kabak, but he still hasn’t given a response.
Lazio’s Portuguese pair Pedro Neto and Bruno Jordao are set to return to their homeland in a €20m package deal to Benfica.
>Sassuolo director Giovanni Carnevali confirms “there is a very good chance of completing” Stefano Sensi’s transfer to Inter.
Milan have put Franck Kessie on the market and are waiting for offers in the €35-40m region, but he has his heart set on the Premier League.
>France Football and L’Equipe claim that Inter and Atletico Madrid both bid €90m for Lille striker Nicolas Pepe.

personally im not a fan of living near an unstable reactor that could render a 200 mile radius completely fucked

>the whole of england being unlivable

would be the best timeline tbqfwy

But that basically only happened because of shitty Soviet infrastructure and maintenance. The only other incidents that remain in the public consciousness were nowhere near as bad even at the time, let alone even a year after they happened.

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We need to work on efficient energy transport, then we can put all the nuclear sites in Africa so we don't lose anything if they meltdown.

Convenient that the tv show only just released lately, isn't it

It was more anti-Soviet than anti-nuclear

New reactors have a metric ton of safety measures, the Japanese one only got fucked up due to a one in a thousand year tsunami which obviously wouldn't happen here.

how the fuck did this chink team pull off signing hamsik for 9m quid

There's Dark too, which at least has slight anti nuclear sentiment. Which is funny, because the creator's dad used to work at a plant

>the whole of england being unlivable
It already is

dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/angelo-alessio-opens-door-inter-16548699
Post yfw da squirrels win da premierl eagle

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What footie we watching today lads? For me, it's everything

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>banning The Sun and Don Balon

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Why is >Roma such a sellout bitch club now? All they do is sell, it's fucking Southampton tier

argies getting buttfucked

Imagine being on the Cardiff University team and scoring in a penalty shootout to qualify for Europe. The club apparently gets 200 grand btw which is a ton for this level
youtu.be/ye6AJLcGvYg?t=645

youtube.com/watch?v=XwB9WY4mxmY

it's managed horribly. monchi completely gutting everything, buying shit players then leaving probably didn't help, but the problems are a bit more deep seated than that

There are 3 continental competitions going on now. Guess which one the BBC is focusing on

>Guess which one the BBC is focusing on
the one with England in it

U21

The one with Premier League players

Could be mistaken for AFCON I suppose

Copa America??

haha

Greenhouse gases are given such an appellation because they cause deserts?

Go to PSG and become the number 1 defender and learn nothing, the same goes for Man shitty. Go to Juve and learn from a deep rooted culture of world class defenders, and evolve as a player. It's really a no brainer decision tbqhwy.

Life as a 3rd choice keeper must be weird

bbc.com/sport/football/47605775

Sammy Ameobi about to sign for forest.

Dinosaur O'Neil and Keane at it again. We're destined to be a mid table championship team for eternity.

I'd fuck that bitch ;^)

Every time they spend big, it flops.
I wasn't expecting Nzonzi to flop that hard

I'm insane in the membrane

Probably going to play some footie if my quadriceps doesn't hurt too much

Because they went for Pastore, even though they already had a deal with Ziyech and Ajax for the same transfer fee and lower wages.

Roma is a shitshow when it comes to how the club is run

I think I shot some quadriceps in the head in The Last of Us

you know its bad when even PSG arent giving de ligt juve wages

>"Someone contacted me at the start of the season and said do you want to sign for Chelsea?" Green says. "Not at one point did I say 'how much?'
hmm

Italy just approved some new tax laws that make it a lot more bearable (in a financial) sense for clubs to pay bigger wages. PSG has huge tax overheads on their wages

I think Juventus needs a CB the most out of all the top teams. 35y/o Chiellini and 32y/o Balance Shifter doesn't cut it anymore, even if Chiello was one of the 3 players who actually played well last season. Rugani could play a lot better under Sarri like he did in Empoli and Caceres is leaving.

Chiellini - De Ligt with Rugani and Bonucci on the bench sounds really interesting imo. IF Rugani develops then we got Rugani - De Ligt and it sounds good, too

Doesn't Sarri usually play 3atb?

Their fiancnes have been fucked up since ages ago

>Nzonzi
Jesus Christ whatever happened to that guy?

In an interview he said he'll likely use 4-3-3, or 4-3-1-2

*doesn't sprint*

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Honestly when people start talking about tactics and formations my eyes just glaze over

aye brother football should be a simple game hoof it forward on the big lad and win!

any updates on the javi martinez to liverpool situation?

>people still refuse to accept that formations dont actually exist

video games have a lot to answer for

>Cancelo is being sold because he's a dick backstage
lmao

Why are fat blokes in the pub more knowledgeable about tactics than professional managers?

Being a top coach must be the easiest job in the world.
Former players only become coaches not because they're qualified but because they have connections

You only truly understand football after your third pint of Stella

Wasn't Sarri a milkman or something?
Think it might have something to do with winning sam fackin games.

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What are they even thinking right now? They are scarily calm.

United & Arsenal on the other hands, they looks panic.

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He was a banker, Sacchi was a shoe salesman

Do you have a zoomed out version of that Man City picture?

>tfw you will be able to watch buffon on a weekly basis.
Also with the other silly rumours of players like ribery and robben also looking at Yorkshire clubs makes this hilarious

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Waiting for international football to end.

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>They are scarily calm.
kek based, wonder what its like to bring home a treble to empty streets and the occasional cheer

1. Sheffield Utd
2. Liverpool
3. Man City
4. Chelsea

It's all motivation desu, if you can get these overpaid princesses to play their best every week, you'll do well
Being a good scout is also useful

daily exchange of football wisdom, constant refining of tactical knowledge and approach, ideas regularly broken down, critiqued, improved. stick pep in a pub everyday for 10 years swapping ideas with fat blokes and he'll win the CL.

It's still hilarious that they had "Fourmidables" all done and trademarked when they still thought they would win the CL.

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Korra is anime

Who's really for are Lionesses tonight?

>23rd june
>Mings still hasn't signed for villa

Getting worried now

But a national team coach, that must be a dream job really

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Not so empty. Probably full of zoomers & bandwagoners, though.

Quadruple with Community Shield.

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He'll learn the tactic "SCORE SUM FACKIN GOALS" and will go on to win 10 CLs with City

Thanks god we still have Teletext.

like 10 months of the year you're paid to watch footy in the guise of 'scouting', it's great

You would think by the size of that crowd, City could sell out their stadium every match day.

Especially for that kind of national team. Get paid enough to live a comfortable life, but basically expected to do fuck all

They don't?

When will this meme end? we sell out our stadiums, it's just that the seats are sky blue and so our are shirts

Cameroon finna get dabbed on m8

RIP Bamber and teletext
Never 4get

unless the FA is really corrupt and forces you to start certain players

I think that's the only best shot they got. Look at the upper left.
That space literally has no crowd at all.

I don't think the Nepalese FA will give a shit if you don't bring any silverware back either way

>ynr the GOAT mutt team of Philippines which used FM to scout players

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Remember when they had to do 2-for-1 deals on tickets to the champions league because they couldn't sell out their stadium

Lol, banter

>we
>our
Is that you, Pep?

well actually
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SAFF_Championship

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Damn.

Huh?

Not great not terrible

They're saying he might go to Orlando City with Nani

all they've managed is 3rd of 7 teams

Africa cup today lads?

Just wait for meme CL and EL qualifiers

>forest signing sammy ameobi and 34-year old alan hutton
Not surprised Keane's left desu

Villa fan here

They could do a lot worse than Alan Hutton

>the 3rd best Ameobi

>Boli Bolingoli-Mbombo
>He is a cousin of Jordan and Romelu Lukaku

Jack Clarke to Spurs announced next week.

Can't stand that forced marketing shit. They did the same with that centurions crap.

Takeover when

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Is that Mick Jagger's son?

That looks pretty nice. Just remove the sponsor.

Yeah he had a bairn with Coloccini

Oy, German nationalism on the rise again

He cute

me in the front

Can Everton sign Neres and Gomes or will they fuck it up

De Ligt to Juventus confirmed ?

>barca want to bring back 36 year old dani alves
wew lad

>Newcastle manager Rafa Benitez is set to leave when his contract runs out next weekend
big yikes

Fat Spanish Waiter is moving to China

>we're getting the band back together

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Gomes is already done though I think.

They somewhat do, but they are either a 433 or a 442, basically. Even a 3atb is practically a 433.

No chance with Neres

Asensio announcement soon

#WelcomeToBesiktas #TÜRK #OcassionalBlooterMan

He was so damn overrated. Maybe Real doesn't show his true potential but he really looked very limited this season. Mediocre playmaking (decision, vision and passing), slow, weak.
Unless Poch unlock his potential with some Kaioshin magic I don't know how it can be a good thing.

Should I watch Morocco vs Namibia?

Honestly I’m sick of the meme cause I start to believe it and I’m never in a rush to buy tickets cause I’m 100% sure I’ll get some but they’re always sold out

yes

For me, it's Hervé Renard

Pic related

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>As temperatures in the UK are set to rise above 30C next week, on continental Europe forecasters are predicting what may result in a record-breaking heatwave with temperatures expected to climb into the high thirties and may reach 40C in the hottest places.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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My armpits are already giving my shirts a rough time and we only had 20ish last week, fucks sake

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Last time this shit happened, UK was hotter for some reason. I want it to hit 40 in UK, for a single day. So I can say I experienced it. But it will kill people.

imagine actually DYING because it's a little hot outside

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If this happened in USA, all you'd do is turn your AC up a little bit. If it happens in UK, people die because there isn't AC as standard. There is no law requiring temperature to be regulated below a certain level. It can't be too cold, but it can be as hot as it can be. There is no legal requirement to try and reduce it.

>Pennsylvania Stoners
ayyy

>got to go on the tube to work in this heat
fuck sake

People with heart diseases don't deal well at all with such temperatures.

Aaaaaahhhhhhhh

Preparing my finest 'it's too hot' posts in anticipation

All my pants are too tight for hot weather

lose weight

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Never understood why looking the other way is rated?

just good honest fun innit

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and infectious

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>Cameroon elbows England player in the face
>implied cut cheek inside England players mouth
>Yellow Card
>VAR doesn't give a shit either
I thought elbows to the face were auto-reds?

>women's football

>Player elbowed in the face
>No Red Card
>No VAR Check

>Player spat on arm
>No Card
>No VAR Check

>Player handballs in box
>No Card
>No VAR Check

>Refusing to Kick Off After Goal
>No Card(s)

Fucking Christ this is a disgrace. Why is Cameroon chimping out so much?

Players who do that usually just turn their head almost at the same moment they kick the ball, when they already have foot ready to kick and direction of it is obvious, while actualy no look pass/shot while executed right looks like the first or 3rd one here
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N

O

G

S

lmao praise kek bros

Gonna get the paddling pool ready I think

's at the wheel

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Target fixation

>there are people actually defending them

Perfect, I've got to travel to London this week to do performance reviews. That's gonna being a fucking miserable day.

>England under-21 goalkeeper Dean Henderson, 22, wants to triple his wage to £75,000 a week at Manchester United
you cannot make this up lmao

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The transfer of Saruman the White from White Council FC to AC Mordor is apparently done.
Both clubs should make it official before the match against Rohan Horsespurs.

>Get thrashed by a bunch of gyppos
>try and go BOSS
oh please loan him to Forest Green or something

I really ENJOY watching the Lionesses lads

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'ate proxy users.

>Panty lines
N o i c e.

>ntcham, tierney, mcgregor all leaving

we're fucked lads.
we made ourselves look too good and now gerrard will the league

appalling game of football that one
decent victory though; bring on the quarter finals

>competition is getting frees from league 2
I don't think so.

>Former Celtic goalkeeper Pat Bonner has questioned whether Arsenal is "a big enough club" for Kieran Tierney after the Premier League side had a £15m bid for the Parkhead defender rejected.
They want £25m for him. Also, Tierney isn't good enough for any higher than midtable.

what's the word on mbappe? happening or nae?

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Fucking based Phil

>Phil Nev calling out the chimps
Holy shit Neville, you can't say that.

no

He's going to Madrid if anywhere. Livercucks are expecting the opposite. He'd be great at Livercucks but I don't see it t b h.

Phil Neville: "It didn’t feel like football. This is going out worldwide. Young girls are watching that. I can’t stand here and say that’s right. There’s a certain standard of behaviour. Ellen White was onside. Deal with it. Their behaviour was wrong”

Twitter seems to mostly be siding with England but you'll see some screencaps of literally whos to seeth over later I'm sure

Liverpool will probably only get a Firpolike and Pepelike player this window.

>watching womens football

lmao

>Manchester United's transfer plans are being hampered because they cannot find a buyer for Chile international forward Alexis Sanchez, 30. (Express)

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>But it will kill people.
Good. Fuck the weaklings

Sorry to see you go, user

It kills the elderly and chronically ill. No great loss

Based Nerman about to save the transfer window and make kino

n-no Brazil v France thread?

>Ambition: 0

Thundering and Lightning are not verbs?

Anything on Danny Rose leaving Spurs?

Reckon Danny's gonna leave Yewande desu

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What is it with Cameroon and World Cups?

>1990: kill caniggia
>2015: song tries to kill mandzukic: youtube.com/watch?v=Sah-_BAwS64
>today

Yewande's a melt

>niggers

it's not like mandzukić didn't deserve it

*sarcastic meme response*

Sanchez is a real ABU, he sacrificed himself to hurt them ;_;7

Would be damn hard to find a replacement.

>Breaking News: Thursday will be mid-20C's, Friday Mid-High 20C's, Weekend could be Dooms Day
>France will cease to exist as a state on Friday due to 43C. They'll be more sweat than man.

Imagine licking the sweat of all the qt's that are playing in the World Cup haha, that would be so funny

Getting the mojitos ready

BBQ weather

It's a Glastonbury weekend next week. If it's mid 30's for UK, they'll be making millions on £12 250ml 3% piss.

Even if they do, the lass who runs Glastonbury now will lose all the money.

Solution:
>kill all hues
>kill all leafs
>kill all Central Africans
>castrate all pajeets
Forests grow back
Rape is ended
Climate is fixed
Lower races are cleansed from the gene pool

We should unironically kill all men

Why is Kroos being such a little bitch?

German DNA innit

Our men’s team will always be shit because they don’t face the same competition against the best athletes growing up.
As a result, mediocre talents get inflated egos dominating American club soccer when they are miles off from an average European/South American club player. It happened in my high school. The football team would go 5-5 and the soccer players would make the state finals so that had the soccer players thinking they were the shit despite being pathetically unathletic compared to the football and basketball teams.
I hope Trump outlaws soccer in the US during his 3rd term.

Seems like a weird deal to me. Ok move for Juve but he’ll probably move to Barca once he hits his prime and they need to win now with Ronaldo not over-invest in some zoomer prospect.
Surprised Ronnie let him go through with it.

>I hope Trump outlaws soccer in the US during his 3rd term.
his kid plays so unlikely

more var bullshittery in the france brazil game
why can't it just fuck off and die

They need BR’s in to satisfy Nerman

>banning a sport his son plays
I don't think so, Tim.

What happened? As far as I heard it hit the hand before going in?

knocked out of the keepers hands by the attacker
50/50 call but that's not really my issue with var anyway

>zoomer prospect
He reached the CL semi final as captain of a zoomer team. He's ready to play now

>this world cup in charge of using VAR

Europe is 3rd world

He’d blow all their cash for the next 2 summers and not improve their squad by any significant margin. They need midfielders and hard working forwards who are comfortable being in a squad role.

And got massively exposed in that last semi match and recently on the NT. A 19 year old is always just a prospect. Plenty of players who looked like they’d be starts fizzle out by 24. It’s happened recently with several Dutch players.

Shan't be taking any Americ*n posts seriously

Stay poor and seething

Daily Reminder there is a Quarter Final match in France on Friday, where it is predicted to be a France record of 43C. They will have to postpone, at least until night time or early morning. I see no way they can justify women playing in 43C for a possible 120 mins.

They'll just have loads of water breaks

Name 5 player swaps that actually happened

it's not gonna be >us is it?

Haha, maybe they'll spray water on their shirts making them translucent

Nope, we have Norway on Thursday. So it's still gonna be in the 30C's.

Sweat will do that if they're in white.

Sanchez for Mhiytarian
Quaresma for Deco
Gallas for Cole
Reyes For Julio Baptista

That's all I can think of. Mostly Arsenal does swap deals. So why Arsenal hasn't offered Jenkinson + £18m for Tierney I do not know.

>Adrian Ramos to Dortmund for money + Schieber
>Zakaria to BMG for money + Sow
>Rode + Goetze to Dortmund for Hummels
I'm sure someone else can come up with two more

Listening to the BBC phone in show. Everyone FUMING at Cameroon and the ref

>chinkys
>nigs

Good. They should be. Jackie Chan was a fucking pussy. Should have been a Red Card for the Elbow. The fact it wasn't even checked is a joke. The spit on the arm should have been at least a talking to. The handball in the box (I believe) should have been VAR'd. The chimp out should have been carded. The second chimp out should have been carded. The physical attack on the ref by the Cameroon player should have been a red. The penalty appeal should have been a penalty but she was obviously told not to give it to avoid a chimp out. The stamp on the foot was a potential career ender and was only a yellow because end of the game.

She should be sat down and told she can't do that and should be sent home now. Cameroon should be fined. The person who shoved the ref in the back to the floor should be banned, retroactively. The captain should be fined for failing to control their team. The manager should be fined and have a match ban. If they want to be taken seriously like men, you gotta stop this fucking shit.

But nothing will happen. The physical push on the ref being let off is a disgrace. The penalty should have happened. The final attack on the England player could have snapped her bone and she'd have probably never played again (I can't remember the name of the person who was tackled but I think she's like 29) should be punished. The accusations of racism without any fucking proof should be punished.

Why retroactive bans for shit like this doesn't happen I don't know. But they'll scream racism again if they're punished so nothing will happen.

Um you're racist

haha

marc Wilson for liam Lawrence and dave kitson

Which one worse:
>Nerman to PSG
>Coutinho to Barca
>swap Nerman for Coutinho

Nerman was career suicide
Coutinho could still possibly work out
Swap deals are rare as hen's teeth

I really don't see how people rate Coutinho that highly

>for money +
That doesn't count. Straight swaps is what he meant, surely. Besides is all straight swaps.

>There was an edge to the match early on, with Yvonne Leuko booked for an apparent elbow on England winger Nikita Parris, before Augustine Ejangue appeared to spit on Toni Duggan after the backpass that led to the opener.
>Apparent
Fuck you BBC. It wasn't 'apparent'. IT FUCKING WAS.

How is literally every player "linked to" Man United? Do journalists literally just pick a player out of a hat and say Utd are interested?

BBC equalities team have been on the case

Yes. Biggest club in the world. Easy clicks

Haven't heard of any of these boomers

I don’t understand how these billionaires let themselves be cucked by agents. Surely their staffs are on the take, right? Oh, yes, Mr. Glazer, we have no choice but to get prolapse-inducingly assraped by Mr. Raiola and his clients.

from stoke city to pompey

Most of those billionaires are poorly educated or very young and with greedy families.

Argies 2-0 up

>billionaires
There is no billionaire football player.

Sorry, there is one. Flamini.

Mido was

Mido was many things

did he died

Liverpool firing up the transfer market, they'll get all the big name players, I swear guys! They'll surely put the pressure on Pep next season!

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Mbapu any day now.

thoughts on this?

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Whom

>United
lmao

Can he play left-back?

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Was tempted to make a comment ripping apart BBC's article on the England vs Cameroon game. How they used the word 'apparent elbow' when it wasn't 'apparent', it was blatant. How they ignored the spitting incident. How they ignored the ref pushing incident. How they didn't comment on anything else. What the fuck is going on? I'd have commented but BBC would prob banned me.

Yea Forums filename we've seen a million times using the FIFA Career Mode image photoshopped onto LFCTV Youtube Channel.

You can't sign a meme

>Yea Forums filename
i randomise my filenames lad, it's happening

hue

Sky's was better if you care

>i randomise my filenames

All disgusting shit t b h.

>Ozil with most chances created
>Only 45
Oh dear oh dear. Torreria looks decent tho.

liverpool are signing pepe and mbappe so dwi

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so is mike ashley the newcastle owner next year?

>Two teams are now contesting for #BrunoFernandes. #ManUtd were really close to sealing the deal but now #Liverpool have interfered the negotiations. The player has been dreaming about the PL since childhood.

Please be true.

and the year after that as well

>both Hazard and Jorghiniho are leaving
Bros, is this the end of Chelsea?

i'm not sure losing jorginho is much of an issue for them

If Chelshit had a good striker he would look more impressive.

Just make the comment, pussy

Yeah and he's going to buy a failing high street chain every summer instead of players.

Fits the profile they are looking for way more than fucking Pepe who can't even play on the left wing.

Should I watch Canada v Cuba?

*Cuts inside your path*

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Do you have anything better to do?

Ah ah I am so excited to see Pulishit-Willian next season.

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Oh boy you might only win one trophy next year like last year!

Absolutely not

Yeah the lose to Bournemouth while being 16th trophy, I hope Chelsea manage to win that again.

what if pulisic is actually really good? imagine that

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Woodward and Judge out when?

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>chelsea
oh my god

Pulishit has actually looked pretty good recently after being crocked most of the season.

Not sure how having a good striker makes his crab passing to kante and kovacic look better

>Finish 4th
>Win EL as well
>Waaah we're gonna be 16th :(((
Not liking this gimmick, LRL.

M8 Flamini is one of the richest guy in the world.

Wasn't it 3rd?

3rd, actually.
But yeah, I have 0 expectations for Lampard and Chelsea without Hazard.

I changed that in my next post you blind bat.

He's only just got back off his holiday ent? should be done in the next 2 weeks and announced along with new kit

Yes, it was. It was my exact point and wanted LRL to correct me himself. That shit ain't so fucking bad.

No he isnt. He probably doesn’t have a fraction of the stocks any trades executive has

Does Chelsea have a new coach yet?

This is correct. While his company has a net worth of $30bn, he doesn't personally own that much. For example, Amazon is a $1trn company, but Jeff Bezos only has $150bn net worth.

No

>mfw flamingos company buys arsenal

nice getting the oils out lads

$30bn is the money they use to buy other companies and expand and shit. Flamini would need his chemical company to skyrocket to get enough personal capital to buy Arsenal. Even then I doubt he would. Usamov offered over the odds for Arsenal and Kroenke denied because he doesn't care about liquid cash, he prefers the constant hundreds of millions he makes a year and the backing this gives him. He bought a $1bn ranch using Arsenal as collateral if he didn't pay it.

I hope he dies of a heartattack

I didn't say flamini I said his company you fat cockney

Being a 6'9 muscular black men isn't advantageous in soccer like the rest of your "sports" which are just based on who is the biggest and darkest skin

>kroenkes ranch is 800 square miles

wew

yfw Lampard unlocks Chelsea

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Yes? But Flamini fucking founded the company you nonce. He would have to agree to use his companies funds to buy Arsenal, thus, Flamini buys it. Christ, Fitty, did all that piss drinking fuck your head?

>Leicester City and England's Harry Maguire, 26, is set to become the world's most expensive defender this week when he joins Manchester City for £80m after turning down Manchester United. (Mirror)

Liverpool and Manchester United will battle for the signature of Real Betis' Spanish left-back Junior Firpo, 22. (Marca)

>Manchester United will trigger their 12-month extension option in Marcus Rashford's contract amid fears the 21-year-old England striker may leave when his current deal expires next summer. (Sun)

Inter Milan are still 25m euros (£22.3m) short of Manchester United's valuation of their Belgium international striker Romelu Lukaku, 26. (La Gazzetta dello Sport, via Football Italia)

>Newcastle United are set to hold last-ditch talks in an attempt to persuade Rafael Benitez to extend his contract as manager. The 59-year-old, whose contract expires at the end of June, has reportedly been offered a job in China. (Evening Chronicle)

Real Betis are interested in Liverpool and Belgium striker Divock Origi, 24. (Estadio Deportivo, in Spanish)

>Brighton have agreed to sign Belgian winger Leandro Trossard, 24, from Genk for £18m. (Sky Sports)

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Yeah his companies funds not his personal funds like you said you northern monkey

Bet on team ngubina

Liverpool target Nicolas Pepe is the subject of an £80m bid from Inter Milan. The Serie A side are one of a number of clubs keen on the 24-year-old Lille and Ivory Coast winger. (L'Equipe, in French)

>Manchester United manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has made a personal plea to executive vice-chairman Ed Woodward to move quickly and sign Sporting Lisbon and Portugal midfielder Bruno Fernandes, 24. (Record, in Portuguese, subscription required)

Meanwhile, Manchester United are on the verge of signing 16-year-old Spanish winger Mateo Mejia for an initial £600,000 from Real Zaragoza. (Sun)

>Arsenal are considering selling Lucas Torriera, 23, after AC Milan submitted their first offer for the Uruguay midfielder. (Sport Mediaset, in Italian)

Leicester manager Brendan Rodgers has been told it is a waste of time to try to sign 26-year-old Scotland midfielder Callum McGregor from his former club Celtic. (Scottish Daily Mail)

>Dutch side AZ Alkmaar have confirmed they have held talks with Southampton midfielder Jordy Clasie, 27. (Daily Echo)

Burnley have told defender Ben Gibson that he can leave the club this summer. Premier League newcomers Aston Villa and Sheffield United are among a group of clubs interested in a £15m move for the 26-year-old Englishman. (Teamtalk)

>Aston Villa are set to step up talks to sign Bournemouth defender Tyrone Mings. The 26-year-old Englishman was instrumental in Villa's promotion to the Premier League when on loan with the club last season. (Birmingham Mail)

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WTF, I love anime now

Why the fuck would Arsenal sell Torreira? He's been one of their best player this season.

CRASHING THIS CLUB
Plus he doesn't really like living in England.

>man utd
>buying a player for less than 7 figures

>Leicester City and England's Harry Maguire, 26, is set to become the world's most expensive defender this week when he joins Manchester City for £80m after turning down Manchester United. (Mirror)
fucking wew

>Newcastle United are set to hold last-ditch talks in an attempt to persuade Rafael Benitez to extend his contract as manager. The 59-year-old, whose contract expires at the end of June, has reportedly been offered a job in China. (Evening Chronicle)

i doubt it

Media has been saying this ever since he said he didn't like living in England. Apparently he had the same issue in Italy. The reason is he refuses to learn English so never actually goes out. Something about the weather. Anyway, the media has done the following:

>Torriera for Kessi
>Torriera is not for sale
>Torriera is for sale
etc. Likely result is Sport Mediaset is just hoping it works out. If Torreira leaves, I suspect it'll be to Milan for Kessie in return.

it's complete bullshit all coming out of Italy
we aren't going to sell the manlet

>we
Grim.

>Murray won Queen's Double
WHO CAN STOP US?

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Gonna post the other ones, might as well.

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Torreira would have been at Tottenham with all the argies.

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Please delete that post about Torreira, Frenchbro, you're messing up my order ;_;

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shhhh

I hope The Netherlands will face England somewhere in this WC, it would be very kino

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Wonder what Phil said to their coach after the game

Glad all the papers seem to be sticking up for /ourgirls/

I would love it if we played the dutch

You're a rather dark chap and I must say you performed quite to my expectations. Guffaw, chortle.

We'd get absolute battered.

"Lay off the UmBongo next time"

As long as the US doesn't win I'm fine with it really

>Chris Ashton pulled out of World Cup
Great.

Torreira would have been better at Tottenham, with all the argies.

The next VVD la

>TFW the improved collective performance of English clubs is due to global warming
>TFW it will get warm enough for them to consistently finish in the top 4 in the World Cup, occasionally making the Finals and winning it
>TFW you realise John Barnes was right

This Canada/Cuba game is so bad.

Alphonso Davies should be scoring a lot.

Can comfirm that the lightning strike not only killed the interwebs for a whole block absolutly murdered some opticians equipment.

wow, how has he not scored or assisted a single of the 7 goals?

Because he’s a shit Canadian Depay knockoff

bet he didn't see that coming

Glasto barely runs at a profit

Jej
Dunno how long my broadband will be down but it wil probably take a while since equipment have been fried

Fucking hell, how hasn't he? Davies was born in Ghana to Liberian parents and grew up in Canada. He's like Oluwafikayomi Oluwadamilola Tomori, who was born in Canada to Nigerian parents but grew up in UK.

>local paper La Voix du Nord on Nicolas Pépé: "Liverpool & Manchester United have not had their last word. Especially the Manchester club, who want to build an ambitious squad for next season."
>tfw Liverpool make United pay a hundred mill for a literally who

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>06:30
>already 18 degrees

We have angered the almighty God Ra!

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It feels more and more like he will flop

what even is this kind of weather? hell n earth?

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Yes. Their agents probably stir rumors too knowing that Woodward pays insane fees/salaries for shit players and that being linked with United means leverage for stupid fees + wages with clubs showing actual interest.

Can you please get out of my country

Why is this happening to us bros

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lads the weather is so damn nice

>20C
>OW OWIE IT TOO DAMN HOT
Get a grip, eurodorks. More importantly,
>Paris St-Germain are leading the race to sign Barcelona and Brazil midfielder Philippe Coutinho, 27. (Calciomercato)
>yfw Tuchel unlocks Coutinho and he is now back to being a blooter merchant

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Isnt Coutinho Brazil’s best player rn? Seems like Barca is the problem.

Neymar might be a faggot but he is still the best active player right now. Unless you mean Copa América

Yeah, I was referring to the Copa. Seems like Coutinho always turns up.

He's a Klopp/Tite baby

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might die from lack of transfer rumours lads

why doesn't brazil play douglas costa more often?
think you might have beat us at the wc if you did, >our fullbacks are terrible

not seen so much as a hint of a transfer rumour in my twitter feed for nearly 14 hours

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he's had an injury last wc as well as another one at juventus this past season which sidelined him. that and nt selection is always a bit strange to an outsider looking in, not to mention brazil have a plethora of nt quality wingers so there's a lot of competition. fantastic player when he's on form though, very possible for him to have a resurgence this season under sarri t. big fan of him

>Inter bidded 90M euros for Pépé
what the fuck

is he actually any good this lad? i'd never heard of him before the liverpool rumours started circulating

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>Be me
>Get banned from Yea Forums for saying Nigger
>Cameroon Chimp Out
>Kicking, spitting, leg-breakers, crying, protesting.

Because they are dumb stinky disgusting niggers with a sub 80 IQ and no capacity for abstract thought.

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wow reported

Really disappointed the newpapers are siding with the England team. Really wanted to be angry at how cucked the media is.

>arselel paying >£25m for an injury prone Scottish LB with a fucked up hip
Truly a banter club

there's like six people in the world with a combined twitter following of 20k who think england were the "bad guys"
none story

pray for john prescott lads

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The Nigerian team didnt act like this. From what I've seen of the Africa Cup the men arent as bad as this either.

>stroke in your 80's
damn

Nigeria is an oddity in Africa in that they have had some degree of historical interaction with civilisation. Ghanaian and Nigerians can hit 80-90 IQ whereas sub-Saharans have the intellect of a paperweight.

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I've known and worked with some Nigerians/Ghanaians. Good lads mostly. Also phwor bit clammy out today lads

>Get a grip, eurodorks.
>what is climate

My PS4 just shut down because IT WAS TOO HOT

If only we had used paper straws

>Newcastle United have announced that Rafael Benítez will leave the club when his contract expires at the end of this month.

FINISHED

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Newcastle are finished

Champions League starts in 2 days

J U S T

what's next for based rafa lads? do valencia need a new manager?

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Some other English team, he likes it here.

Tomorrow

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Derby

True Geordie on suicide watch

L M A O

Relegation incoming. Can not fucking wait for this shite club to flush

Honestly lads put a bet on us going down because its fuckin happening

Chelsea would make sense. Maybe the fans won’t be twats with him this time

well that's one PL relegation place confirmed

Making money so easily should be illegal

He'll win the europoor and get sacked.

18. Newcastle
19. Brighton
20. Sheffield

This I'm concerned lads

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>newcastle @ 18
thats still too high. we still dont even know who is the owner. ashley would get the club double relegated than finally sell it

>Sarabia to PSG for 18M, Marca

They've got some decent players so I think they'll put up a good fight

>rafa gone
Enter Sam

surprisingly good transfer from PSG

>another offensive midfielder
Why can't PSG just learn

Celtic

state of nerman's career

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Indeed. His clause rises to 40M past [spoiler][/spoiler]unday however

Who's his most likely replacement?

they do need an AM though. Draxler sucks, di maria is inconsistent, and neymar is always dead.

amazing he finish 10th playing this shitter

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Don't know where these spoiler tags came from

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>Le Irish Spanish man
Amazing he still has a job in journalism

ANDF IM FREE
FREE FALLIN

This is unironically an upgrade for Nerman and a downgrade for Pogba.

Lads. Who would you rather fuck from Suits?

Rachel
Donna
Scotty

literally who

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Dont watch generic yank shit

you mean the ones that are about to be sold

twitter.com/TheLowerKenny/status/1143073197249765376?s=19

Lads
LADS
Any updates on the Fekir to Liverpool situation la

is this 2018

Liverpool spent their transfer budget for the foreseeable future last year
Nothing incoming

he's still in reserve if the mbappe deal doesn't go through

Incoming for £80m
Liverpool fans implode because they can no longer win net spend cup

They lost that last year

Especially with this year being the first net spend cup with VAR

fowler/suarez for me lads

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Rush wasnt at his best during the PL era. No Owen?

no one likes owen so he's deliberately not included in these things out of spite

Lampard to Chelsea
Benitez to Derby

For me it’s Heskey/Balotelli

Rush was shit

heskey was class in 2000/01
20 goals in all comps and had a hand in half of owen's

Is Heskey the ultimate pleb filter?

Nah that’s your mum’s pussy

haha

Remember years ago my local paper had a 'win a fishing trip with Jimmy Bullard' contest

Lads. United will have a front three of this next season

Neymar - Icardi - Griezmann

Pretty cool

Yes. I won it

No. I remember the time a guy tried to win a fishing trip with Gaza’s though

Where is Rondon going now?

blooter alert in the malaysian cup

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late official thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=v0Xej6Sz5nU

Ctrl+S

Shit, been here for more than a decade and I always typed the whole thing through

De Ligt to PSG
twitter.com/ParisUnitedEN/status/1143135488066445312

To Spurs, and Arsenal fans : you do you realistically want? And how will you react when Wanyama/Elneny and Skipp/Saka will feel like new signings?

[spoiler][/spoiler]ame. Thi[spoiler][/spoiler] i[spoiler][/spoiler] a gamechanger

might make the new
might not

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Absolutely no filter on that tho

NEW: NEW: NEW:

No one gives a fuck about little dutch boy any more. It's all #NEYBACK now.

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Thought he was confirmed Juve?

Owen never even scored 20 league goals in a season

>These players getting relegated

Going to be a fun season

He's known as Douglass Costa for a reason. Also he is not shilled by a big sponsor, and because he spit on a player last season Tite said he would not call him so as to not enable shitty player behaviour.
>calls Neymar "sucker punch" Jr up anyways

As long as they're from the south of Nigeria