/box/ FLOYD gave their best mma fighter a whopping EDITION

chg the title to Floyd beat MMA biggest mouth

cope

Jose Aldo (145lbs) would take Wilder's leg off with a single kick

Leave floyd to me

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>boxing
>real sport

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>losing a fist fight against motherfuckimg ARTEM LOBOV of all people, the biggest meme in the UFC, alredy cut because he's a bum
>As a boxer

>FLOYD gave their best mma fighter a whopping
>Conor Macgregor
>best MMA fighter
you may choose only one

>some alabama redneck shows a truck driver how to throw a right overhand
>next day they win an olympic bronze medal

>the state of /box/

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youtube.com/watch?v=4afd7soCy1E

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The behaviour of mma fans only further cements their deep insecurity over their fandom

if they faced in kick boxing it would have been more appropriate

Let me tell you about South Sudan.
South sudan is a war torn country, ravaged by years of violent civil wars. The economy is in shambles, with the government doing very little for the country. The education system is, at best, described as unstructured, at worst, non existent.
yet they still manage to have a higher literacy rate than a TMT fight camp

>/box/ posters spend the last couple days spamming "THIS IS MMA VERSUS BOXING. LOSER GOES TO Yea Forums FOREVER LOL" and shitting up both generals when they were under the impression it was going to be a layup victory for Paulie
>boxing champion gets utterly btfo by a guy who got cut from the UFC and is essentially Conor's heavy bag
>"w-wow guess you guys are really insecure"

This is a hilarious upset in the face a mismatch that leaned heavily to your side and we are having a well deserved gloat. You need to learn to just take the L as the basketball Americans say....

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Vargas, I coming

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who would win rigo vs inoue lads

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boxingscene.com/oleksandr-usyk-set-down-mandatory-ruiz-joshua-winner--140238

Yep, i'm thinking he's back

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The corpse of paulie malinaggi does not count as a "boxing champion".

they will both swerve that if they can

/box/'s worst nightmare. He exposed your pussy sport for the joke it truly is. A two-time world champion and he gets decimated by Conor's punching bag. Truly, truly embarrassing. Never send one of your boys over to a real man's sport again, keep fisting those pillows, you sissies.

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I just tried watching a UFC event for the first time and they were just dry humping on the floor until one of them was molested into tapping out, my gf walked in and questioned me on why I was watching gay porn. Is this the ''real'' fighting I was missing out on?

>boxing
>a real sport

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Paulie Malignaggi is a genuine past his prime bum.

How did my guy Rigo do? Can't find the fight anywhere

This is my personal favourite ufc fight, non stop action from the get go youtube.com/watch?

he's fighting tonight

Link got fucked up youtube.com/watch?v=qL2AWkCNnLc

Lmao /box/ cucks. You guys are pathetic

choo choo muddafuckas

The heavyweight division is shit, boxing is no longer as interesting as in the 90s and early 2000s.

Fury is the top heavyweight and he is an awkward guy who height bullys with reach and wins on points. There is not enough world class boxers in the division to make real competition and its bum brigade.

lmao the absolute state of you watching shit like this then having the audacity to talk shit

>mfw I like MMA because I'm proper hard and tough

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MMA has about as much depth in talent as a paddling pool due to the pay being shit. Even the top level fights are usually a let down

For me? Well it has to be the Light Heavyweight Division. The deepest division in Boxing.

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I'll choose:
>FLOYD gave their best mma fighter a whopping

kek, MMGAY fags desperately clinging to this match as a "win" for mma.

Glorious

Based

E X P O S E D

BOXFAGS BTFO

wait what?
Artem beat a former Boxing Champion?

In Boxing?
S..surely that's not the full story /box/ bros

Oh, dear... oh, dear...

You faggots talked so much shit in the lead up to this fight. Talked so much bullshit about our sport. You were so fucking confident in your little paper boxing champions. "Bro, he's won two Mickey Mouse boxing belts! No chance he can lose to a walking punching bag!". But he did lose. He lost spectacularly. The cream of your sport, a two-time champion lost to one of the worst UFC guys. Oh my god. I don't think this will ever sink in for you morons because you are so sucked in by all the spectacle of boxing, all the millions put in to promotion and the hype and the massive purses. And they are literally just two bums. You can try polish a turd, but it's still just a piece of shit. How fucking low must the barrier for entry be if the best of the best in boxing gets beaten by Conor's waterboy? Never come to Yea Forums again, you fucking idiots. We made the bet you would move to Yea Forums, now get fucking going.

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The ghost of one

I doubt anyone watched it apart from the MMA white trash crowd

These crossover wars are pointless.

You're never going to get an equal footing, nor are you going to get opponents in their prime on either side. All of these crossover ventures are sideshows, they mean nothing from a sporting perspective.

The problem is that the MMA side jumped the gun by throwing McGregor in there in his commercial and physical prime who was writing cheques all over the place that he couldn't end up cashing. That was genuinely fucking stupid as it basically finished his career as a serious prizefighter. The MMA side needs to just live with that rather than desperately trying to keep score with other circus oddities that fall in their favour. That goes for boxing too, no one should really care that Mercer beat some tomato can once upon a time either.

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Go off king

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how can people be SO insecure?
MMA is so weak

I'm not even shitposting but there's a strong level of cope itt

BOXLETS SEEEEEEEEEEEETHING

>Light Heavyweight? Thats a funny way to say Welterweight haha

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What do you mean Floyd never fought Jon Jones

that was made during the Floyd Mcgregor fight. Fuck off there with your WWE mandrama

Just watched the Paulie fight. Awful fight but Paulie won 48-47, they didn't want to give it to him because he wanted to run away and jab in a bare knuckle

and most of it is coming from /heem/

i'll make one serious post about this thing right now and that will be that.

paulie was many years ago a pretty decent boxer, in his last professional fight over a year ago he got absolutely destroyed by the total BUM that is sam eggington, he's a retired old man and was never physically strong/rough. He has no power. Its really not that surprising that he lost - and I see many people are just having fun shitposting, wouldn't do that myself because i dont care about MMA, i personally find it boring to watch and uninteresting. However I think a signitficant contingent of your fanbase is legitimately clinging on to this victory to validate their choice of sport and by extension - themselves. This really means nothing and if paulie had won I still wouldn't care or even be talking about this fight right now.

in effect the only thing i am seeing here is the deep immaturity of MMA fans on this website. deflect as you wish.

/box/ will never be the same again. One night exposed your whole fucking sport for the fake, sissy sport it is. Time to move to Yea Forums, have some dignity.

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What's next? Tyson Fury vs Francis Ngannou?

Is Ted Cheeseman the worst boxer Eddie's ever tried to shill into stardom?

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2nd worst after aj

The man who retired Paulie Malignaggi is one of the worst but he got him to a European title

this has to be one of the least funny pics i have ever seen on Yea Forums. and i have seen some fucking unfunny pics on Yea Forums

heem is full of mobileposting redditors so on those standards it's pretty funny

>/box/

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COPE

suckaz

I’m still coping with my utter humiliation at the hands of the Yea Forums MMA general, /heem/.

>Rigo gets outboxed by Loma, getting hit with multiple combinations while barely hitting himself and with a fucked up hand to top it off
>"LMAO cuBUM QUITTER! xDD"

>Duran No Mas'd after Leonard hit him with some jabs while making le funny faces at him
>"Duran a good boy, he's so tuff, totally different man!"
Explain

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both bums

Did we tell you faggots you could make a /box/ thread on our board? No, we didn't, now move your fucking asses to Yea Forums like the bitches you are. You'll always come second to /heem/.

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I take my hat off to both fighters, but at the end of the day, like I said before.

>shades of The Korean Zombie

mmafighting scores the fight 49-46 Malignaggi
mmafighting.com/2019/6/23/18714246/artem-lobov-vs-paulie-malignaggi-full-fight-video-highlights-bkfc-6

They were both shit but really Lobov should have been able to do more against a boxer who has no power and is completely shot but couldn't

time heals all wounds. Duran was a pariah for years after No Mas.

>Eat right counters by Bellew all night
>Get some good hits in the later rounds
>exposes bellews week chin
>goes to fight real heavyweight
>"remember, like with bellew, eat punches until you get lucky opening"
>Eats right hand counters by a real heavyweight
>gets KO'd

You heard it here first.

state of you

>starnd back bwoys, this is gonna get nawsty

that's pretty shitty of WBO to do when there's so many others working for that chance and having him step over them without a single heavyweight fight

I wanted to see usyk demolish joyce first before seeing him as a top contender/champion lol

>Artem just whopped a 3 weight world champ

they don't call him the goat for nothing

you know im right though.

Dwyer just described Joyce word for word as if he was Kownacki. Really weird

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I still cant believe how Paulie fucked up. You had one fucking job

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why can you not beleive it, he got retired by eggington and was inactive for about 2 years

>paulie oost in a boxing match against a mma bum after all that shittalking
aw man

Yes but hes he's still levels above Lobov and you could see that in spots when he actually punched.
Maybe if he hadnt break his hand the outcome would have been different

Btw I must say that I like Tarver as a commentator. Happy to see he looks good, he'd make a solid boxing commentator if he had the chance

>oost

Newfag here, i'm too much of a brainlet to appreciate boxing live unless they show replays

How do I attain higher IQ?

watch good commentators describe what's going on in a boxing fight

>Zoomer attention spans

Think of boxing as more of an art of hiding behind pillows, fights don't really happen in boxing, you need to jab your opponent more and be the faster guy when it comes to running away.
Modern boxing has also some complex manuevers like offering up your ass to your opponent, keep an eye out for those if you want to appreciate this sweet sweet science

good commentators like paulie malignaggi the bum

yeah paulie is a good commentator. hopefully boxing doesn't try to force him out because of this.

Has Brendan Schaub commented on the fight?

hilariously, yes he's a decent commentator

I'm not a fan of teddy atlas but he's good too, that youtube betting gentleman dwyer is very observant but unfortunately he doesn't replay moments of fights to help noobs understand what he's talking about.

said it was a perfectly ripe juicy peach totally succulent and delightfully delicious

Artem vs Manny Pacquiao is the fight to make

I'm just mad that the dumbass took the fight in the first place.

RIGO

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Which pornstar should I fap to lads?

Paulie is not even among he 300 best boxers atm

Lobov is ... well who the fuck is that guy anyway

Also every MMA'er learned boxing
Muay thai, picked up boxing

Boxing did create the best style of hitting.
MMA, well didn't creat anything.

Boxing is a sport, a real sport. Not fighting but an actual sport.
MMA is...... redneck fun time

cringe

Boxing only created the best way to exploit boxing rules - jab and run away

I'm kind of glad the MMA guy won because it might humble some of /box/ a little. it was obvious Paulie was gonna lose because he got knocked out by Sam fucking Eggington 2 years ago. what the fuck did you expect to happen between those two years? He's only getting older and more fucked. But at the same time it's also pretty pathetic how the heemlet struggled so much to beat Paulie

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seething box bab

>struggled to win a close decision against a punchlet old man
>versus getting concussed and quitting on your stool by a punchlet old man
absolute state of /heem/

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Seethe harder.

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>pretty pathetic how literally the worst ufc fighter of all time beat a former boxing world champion in a boxing match

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Hey /box/, how many belts can this training partner win in """boxing"""? And how long can he go undefeated? Keep in mind he just outclassed one of the greatest """boxer""" of all time.

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both boxing and mma are based

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cope

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virgin

Imagine watching this joke of a sport in 2019 LMAO
go drink your prune juice and go to bed boomers

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get your mum to wash your tapout t-shirt, its covered in cum stains

Will this be the new iconic image of mma/boxing?

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Better that than covered in tears OH NO NO NO LMFAOOOO

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>boxing

Showtime should hire Artem, he clearly is a better boxer than Paul

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BOXING BTFO

youtube.com/watch?v=FJ8bE7ZsjyU

And Conor gave zero shits about this fight. He spent his evening promoting Proper Twelve

back it up pillowboi

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He was a world champion 12 years ago though.

Angela White or Elsa Jean

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Angela white is fucking disgusting. Sick of seeing her everywhere. Overrated as fuck

This is a grotesque metaphor for millennial sexuality. Beautiful, in lingerie, eating a happy meal.

Too many people are just adolecents with jobs in daycare centers, lusting to go home and play nintendo and watch cartoon network. This is a generation of kids with doughy arms and stale brains, forever 11 years old, but now capable of sexually marketing themselves.

kiara cole or chloe temple

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I mean. Paulie and Artem are basically on the same level when it comes to how good they are in their own sport.
Paulie lost to Adrien Broner and Khan. Boxers just get fed more cans to prepare for real fights so his record looks okay.

still should be able to beat a bum like Artem pretty fucking easily

Shut up boomer

It's not that deep bro.

are you fucking kidding, you're just making boxing look even worse, Artem isn't even a UFC level fighter, he was only there because he's Gooby's friend, he literally has a negative record, if a former boxing champ is as good as him then it says more than you think about boxing.

Jesus fucking christ are you faggots still talking about manlets?
The only weight class that matters is Heavyweights, that's all. Wilder would literally be able to destroy Paulie, Lobov, and McGoober all on the same night without breaking a sweat.

Hell, add Jon Jones to the mix and Wilder still wouldn't have to lift up his right hand to knock all of them out.

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Honestly, this

Yes it's easier to get a title in boxing because there are so many. I don't care about defending either sport and this bare knuckle boxing event was the trashiest thing I've seen since Rough N Rowdy started.
>He literally has a negative record
Yes, and so would Paulie if his promoters took the UFC route of matchmaking. He lost every fight vs a good boxer.
>Former boxing champion
Chuck Liddell was LHW champion in the UFC the last time Paulie held a meaningful belt.

Sure, we'll join you after what happened with May-Mac.

>gets outclassed by a fat pig
>lands one lucky haymaker
>THE GOAT DURRRRRR
thr STATE of boxing

Wilder only has 7lbs on a 205 Jones, if Jones was at heavyweight he wouldn't need to cut

post some kino webms lads

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In a real fight, Jones ends wilder's life.

don't reply to the brazil user, he's the same poster that spams walls of text for the whole thread about once a month

she got that meth forehead

Jones is like a 6'3" manlet isn't he? His reach isn't even long enough to hit Wilder's shoulders let alone his face.

In a real fight Jones would literally get decapitated.

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is that marciano in the first one? just fucking eating them lol

6'4" with a 7ft reach

>the reddit mod is arguing with /heem/ bait about wilder in mma
this place is ruined

Why are /heem/lets chimping out over some manlet bare knuckle fight? Who the fuck cares about that?

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Jones does have a comparable reach to HW boxers, but for some reason MMA fans think 6'4 with an 84' reach is something abnormal for cruiserweight/heavyweight.

In a real fight I don't give a shit and stab Jones in the gut

You've been saying this for at least a year now, why don't you fuck off if this place sucks so much, wh*tey?

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*loses fight

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have sex

just stop replying to these dumb faggots you stupid rat

*rigs the ref*

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>taking Yea Forums.com this seriously

HOLY SHIT GUYS I THINK I JUST SHOT GENNADY LITTLE G GOLOVKIN

I was duck hunting with my huge cat (i'm not a commieforinan btw, texas boys in fact) in Big Bear when this strange duck flew by us. Its face was really messed up and it looked injured as though it had just lost a fight with another duck.

Anyway, it landed just a little bit away presumably to rest and we chased after it. By the time we caught up with it, it was feasting on some canned tomatoes it found lying in the grass. My cat tried sneaking up on it to catch it, but when the duck noticed him it shrieked a weird noise that sounded like "AH! CAN ELOH! FIGHT MEH" and took off again before we could catch him.

pic related, does this look like him?

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>being an actual moderator on reddit
>chastisting anyone for taking the internet too seriously

reddit mods are the lowest, saddest creatures on this planet

go and ban someone you sanctimonious little shithouse

t. reddit boxing mod who's also on /box/ literally 5+ hours a day

I'm not the Wilder guy. Just noticing how seethe and cope the Romanian has been since Paulie lost.

The Romanian is always overly emotional.

>I'm not the Wilder guy.
Sure I believe you, kill yourself

I'm this guy :)

epic reddit LDBC humor

nah kill yourself reddit mod

Do you charge him?

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What site should be good for streaming tonights card?

I think you'll have better luck joining us over at /r/boxing.

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Nice LARP faggot.

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This.
To this Day!

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Who here is from LDBC? Lion fighting tonight my niggas.

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Fap to the perfect Puerto Rican whore then

Cringe

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wtf they look like they boutta kiss these niggas be doin that gay incest shit?

bruh they sus af no cap my nigga. gay ass niggas.

no

>Conor
>Best

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His name was Paulie, he was a boxer
With extensions in his hair, topped off with gay headwear
He would run his mouth and break his glass hands
And while he thought that he could spar
Conor sent him flying far
Across the boxing ring, then Paulie left to sing
Butthurt to the core and in a seethe
He set up this thing
With Barre Knuckle, against Artem
A bum with a .500 record (cope)
And Paulie lost, against ARTEM!!
Showtime should can him, his side piece needs rammin’
And /box/ should be moved to Yea Forums

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>/box/cucks would rather manlet rage against the LDBC boogeyman than tell /heem/ invaders to fuck off
wew lad
This is why wh*te boxers will never be real boxers. Especially not wh*te americans like Paulie.

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This is the most attention your irrelevant bum filled """""sport""""" has gotten in ages, be thankful

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I know that you are kind of new to this website but the purpose of bait is to get free (You)'s

>>Yea Forums

Lads Joshua is finished. You need to understand his mindset, he did boxing purely to make money and get away from the drugdealer lifestyle. Now that he's made money, he doesn't need to work or box, andy ruiz is going to retire him. If he's smart, he won't rematch and will instead for a big fight in the UK with fury and then retire after he gets decision'd.

when will /box/ go back to normal?

Then why do you keep giving me (You)'s before running off and whining about how i'm just shitposting?
Dumb wh*tey.

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who dat

after the negroid purge

Its already gone back to normal, I riled up the whites and now they're crying again. Business as usual.

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when
this nigga gets a job and cant afford to spend every waking minute on here and making gay butthurt images

so probably never

bruh
look at this sport
oh no no no no no no no no

I've actually got an interview tomorrow, wish me luck.

What is this autist even arguing? ofcourse mayweathers achievements are better than lomachenko, i swear you people need to take a walk, sitting in front of the computer has fried your brain, arguing with yourself, fucking autist.

so you were just pretending to be retarded all along?

youtube.com/watch?v=jdLy5mXY-ms
/ourguy/ Dawejko confirming what we already know, that Wilder would have sent Anthony 'Juicin' Joshua to an early grave.

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BOXLETS

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Khabib kills pooweather in bearknuckle. Literally tears his head off in the clinch.

REMINDER THAT VASYL LOMACHENKO IS A BUM

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Why are whites allowed to box? They made a mockery of the sport last night.

i get the feeling AJ is too nice in sparring based on all these stories of bums whooping him or getting the better of him. whereas i think wilder wouldn't care. I know he recently got beat so we're all saying hes shit and was never good etc, but he is obviously better than most other heavyweights

whats the job?

I’d say that’s entirely possible with pillows involved. In bare knuckle or a real fight it wouldn’t even be a discussion. Hard Words, Education would deaded the second he didn’t have his pillows blocking every shot

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what are the types of fighters that do worse in fights than in sparring?

Lomachenko
>Won 1st title in 3rd pro fight
>Won 2nd title in 7th pro fight
>Won 3rd title in 12th pro fight
>Unified titles in 13th pro fight

Floyd
>Won 1st title in 18th pro fight
>Won 2nd title in 29th pro fight
>Won 3rd title in 34th pro fight
>Unified titles in 45th pro fight

Brainlets

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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this is how your head is supposed to snap back after a well thrown uppercut btw

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>Literally laughs off your weak little wh*teboi uppercut
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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How does that matter?
Tanaka > Lomachenko > Floyd confirmed

>Having your gimmick one-upped by a Japanese college student boxing part-time
Is this the power of Vasilly Bumachenko?

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It wasn't even MMA, it was just boxing without pillows.

Artem

REFEREE STOP THIS PLEASE THIS ISNT SWEET OR SCIENTIFIC

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Imagine if it was a real fight.

good post

>my gf walked in
you know how I know this isn't a true story?

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How many of these are arm punches?

>my gf walked in and questioned me
what a fucking cuck

Gia Milana

White boxing fans can't get a break.
They're constantly beat in Boxing by Blacks, hispanics, and Asians, and now the best white American boxer of the past 2 decades got beat by some MMA journeyman in a boxing match.

How sad is that?
When will you learn that Boxing was never meant for you? When will you learn that Asian manlets will bully you, Black juggernauts will cuck you, and Hispanics will batter you?

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>"Y-y-you stole my s-s-sidepiece..."

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fat Frankie Gavin springs to mind

All cuckxers as last night proved

>Arguing with mma fans over a different sport
>arguing with mma fans over a fixed decision in drug laundering operation
You guys should know better.

seething Boxingfag

i was pretty surprised by just how many (You)s were being handed out last night. it's either the mma kids samefagging or we have one user who really likes to respond to them

>fixed
Cope

janny

Sweet science

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>b-b-but Mayweather beat Conor
the MOMENT you lose the protection of the 3000 year old martin the queen ass burying shit you GET YOUR SHIT PUSHED IN!!!! Awww, mommy, he grabbed and held me, how am I supposed to run away if he holds me!!! GET FUCKED YOU LITTLE BITCH, I'd dump you on your fucking neck after your paper hand shatters on my forehead, eat a mouthful of concrete YOU FUCK!!! Homeboys ain't shit when they don't have plaster fucking casing around their eggshell baby knuckles BEND OVER CAUSE I'M PUTTING YOU ASS UP ANYWAY, YOUR GETTING STARCHED 10/10 TIMES BOI!!!

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>Doing it for free

Kek /box/ on suicide watch. Better move to Yea Forums with your faggot sport. Reminder fury was robbed

>lol when our boy Paulie beats Artem in this boxing match you MMAnlets get to go to Yea Forums
>I-It wasn't even boxing, it's fo real a different sport! He was washed up! Muh hand! Fixed!

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>Poolie Malgifaggy
>white
Fuckin wot m8

Don't try and disown Italian Americans the moment they lose, wh*tey. They're more white than Slavs and you've been claiming them as their own all this time.

I meant more as in are there certain types where that's more common, like with defensive fighters or pressure fighters etc

m8 I appreciate the effort you put into this bait but everybody knows Fury is the best boxer in the world, this falls a bit flat desu

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He got knocked out by a black man tho

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She's pretty ugly desu. Looks especially busted up next to Broner

He’s from Sicily. It’s pretty well-known that Sicilians are all Arab and nigger rapebabies. There’s no way you can tell me, with a straight face, Poolie is more white than pic related.

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Are Andy sleeps every single mma fighter

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>”Are Andy”
The absolute state of /box/tards.

>the WBO has named Oleksandr Usyk as mandatory challenger for the winner of the Joshua/Ruiz rematch. Usyk has been given priority over Dillian Shyte

Fury, Warren and Arum btfo

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How do i filter posts that have certain words in them? Mmanlets are getting fairly annoying

this is what you get when you're blessed by a higher power

You close your eyes and walk away from the screen lmao ahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahaahahahahahaha

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all the proof you need that mma fans are teenagers

>all the proof you need that mma fans are teenagers

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Top fucking kek
You won't hear a peep from Eddie about this, instead they'll continue bitching about Wh*te not being made mandatory despite not fighting a final title eliminator for the WBC.

Do you have Yea Forums X? It's pretty easy with it. I'm gonna start filtering them too.

le nth basedjack edit
zoomers ruin everything

>f-f-f-f-filtered!!!

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>boxing cope thread

here's how you know Boxing is a fucking meme what do boxers do when they eat too many hits? they fucking clinch. their survival instincts tell them to wrestle.

not only that, but boxers end up in the clinch almost by accident, as if it happens naturally all the time.

you know what I saw last night? you take the pillows away and boxers turn into runners.

>BUT but paulie was robbed, what about points? those pillow jabs count!

look at Paulines fucking eyebrow

the truth is, boxers are just fencing with pillows. its pathetic and delusional to think pillow fencing would help you in a real fight. Especially since so many high level boxing techniques and gameplans are based on exploiting the shitty holes in boxings ruleset like running away and throwing jabs or rope a dope.

all that stupid bobbing and weaving literally gets cancelled out with 1 kick to the leg

its just so funny how boxers try to act like elitists yet rely on judges to make sure an mma chad doesnt pin them to the ground and kill them

boxing was invented by old faggots who thought "kicks are cheating!"

HOW WILL BOXING EVER RECOVER FROM THIS?

HOW?

HOW?

HOW?

YOU CAN’T. DON’T TRY TO ANSWER BECAUSE YOU CAN’T. IN A REAL FIST FIGHT, WITHOUT THE PILLOWS, YOUR “SWEET SCIENCE” IS COMPLETELY NULLIFIED BY ARTEM FUCKING LOBOV, THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF ALL MMA.

BOXING IS NOT A COMBAT SPORT, IT IS A PILLOW TAPPING POINT CONTEST. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

You used the same image when I called you on being an unoriginal teenage faggot last night.

Based and redpilled

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That trigger you, cuckxing boy?

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based

Shouldn't you niggers be on asp now ?
I will never respect box again, cannot honour a deal that was shaken upon. You fellows have earned yourself another constant shitposter.

No I just want you to know how unoriginal and corny you are.

based and snickerpilled

Boxing exposed

Paulie rethinking his entire career right now.

>No I just want you to know how unoriginal and corny you are.

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absolutely based

We don’t call it boxing, we call it hopscotch now

There is literally nothing wrong with replacing 1 meal a day with Onions.

Bare knuckle boxing has exposed you faggots so unbelievably hard.

gross dude I hope you at least cook them

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HONEY NONONONONONO

WHOSE MAN IS DIS?

DIS YOUR MAN?

BAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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kek Paulie is so naive for a guy who grew up in Brooklyn. If he had joined the mafia he’d have been whacked within months.

It just exposed Paulie as a faggot

>replying to your own shitty posts
Is this the kind of quality to expect from /heem/?

It exposed the sweet science as another sex position in a real fight

Mayorga is a literal chain-smoking alcoholic
He came back to boxing a couple months ago and lost to some kid who was debuting

Oh honey nononono...

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unfortunately for you there are multiple heem chads in this thread, and it will remain this way until the next mma ppv

your only escape is

>real fight
Absolutely none of these sports are anything like a real fight
Not even MMA

>e-everyone is a bum!!!
The go to excuse when your hopscotchers lose a real fight. Maybe they just fat little bitches when they square up to a real man..

>YO BRUH ILL PULL UP WITH MY GLOCK AND MUH BOYS YFEEL?
Yeah bro nobody cares about your Wire LARPS when they’re slamming your head into the concrete

>MMA and Boxing are both not even close to real fighting

the fucking state of cope

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Mayorga wasn't a bum, he just stopped giving a fuck and only fights for paychecks

woah so he beat up some fat old man...so...bad...ass

this is what you're "real fighting" looks like

if you can't at least admit mma is more practical than boxing for real fighting, then you are literally braindead. confirmation bias much?

do you consider yourself a real man?
are you a practioner of this so-called MMA?
is that why you're so personally involved in this little argument you've created for yourself

cute, no "real man" is so fucking insecure to spend his days trying to justify his own interests to people who don't even care about his hobby

box in absolute shambles oh no no no

Most real fights aren't pretty at all, lots gouging, biting, and groin targeting

what does that old man have to do with boxing,lmao,he doesn't have anything to do with fighting
can't tell if you actually retarded or just pretending

>absolutely btfo after days of shitposting
>tries to take the high road.

you. got. exposed. kid.

MMA > Boxing

It is what it is.

The entirety of /box/ is in ruins, oh my god. So many kids trying to deny the fight even happened, so much coping it's unreal. Just pack your asses up and move to Yea Forums, LMAO.

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i didn't post about that dumb fight
didn't watch it
and don't care now.

get a life you pathetic rodent

Tell me how those eye pokes work when I have your pencil neck wrapped up, cuz

This little bitch ass general reads like a subreddit, mandingo worship and all

Imma leave you hopscotchers in peace for now

and would it not be easier to gouge someones eye out if you knew how to clinch fight well (real clinch fighting)? or if you could take their back wrap your arm around their neck?

its funny how you think just because your little pillow fencing sport got exposed as not practical, you assume everything is as worthless.

the truth is, in a real fight, boxers will always lose to mma fighters. boxing is further away from real fighting than mma

Dakota Cochrane

>talking shit about mayorga
/heem/ has gone too far

youtu.be/uKVErVDA0JA

you sound like the fake ninjas Bas btfo.

Who gave Golovkin the tougher fight, Canelo or Jacobs?

>shooting for a double leg in a real fight
>trying to submit someone in a real fight

faggot shit unironically

well it is mayorga's fault for fighting like a retard at 45

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Airtight this one is actually pretty funny

Kell Brook

>trying to submit
you really think tapping will save you in a streetfight ahahahahs. your arms gonna break kid, you'll never box again after an armbar

>submit
lel im going for the snap and the soccer kick to the face and you’ll do absolutely nothing about it

Kek no that's just how a street fight goes, people fight dirty and sloppily

like Bas Ruten said youtu.be/uKVErVDA0JA

never fuck with someone who has a dominate position. you cant tap to save your limbs in a streetfight. its like you boxing kids think refs walk the streets making sure street fights follow the unified street fighting rules.

my fucking sides

>/box/

OH NO NO NO NO

PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>70 years old
Yeah I'm thinking he's got another run in him

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ah yes, the well known success of arm bars in a real fight.

clear you mma guys are fedora tippers that have never been in an actual fight

None of that works when you're drunk

gosh i hate fighters who throw so wild that every single right hand lands behind the ear/on the side of the hide. it's borderline-cheating and that's why he gets a warning

exactly like this is a streetfight in 2019. say whatever you want but this mma kid ko'd a dude before he could even think about pulling his gun. it's like you can't admit kicks, grappling and general mma techniques are better no matter how btfo and exposed boxing is. its just pathetic now dude

>Hasn't had a single HW bout yet
>Gets to be the mandatory challenger for the title anyway

I'm a fan but come on.

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ill accept kickboxing is more useful in a streetfight, but the other stuff just doesnt happen

This man right here would murder every MMAnlet inside and outside of the ring, and that's just a fact.

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Boxers still can’t handle wrestling or kicks.

>but what if they are drunk and all these other scenarios. boxing isnt practical, so neither is mma. in a real fight, id just gouge your eyes

fucking boxlets lol

Didn't he make like $200 million from those grills? I think he's set. Used to like hearing him on HBO commentary tho.

all mma fans are manlets anyway so theyre not beating anyones ass just keyboard warrior midgets

Watch this boxer handle your pussy little kick and knock out your pussy little Heavyweight UFC champion.

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There's something about boxing... It's like a science, trying to figure out your opponent in real time while trying to defend yourself simultaneously. But also, it is sweet, like a nectarine. The thrill of victory, and the agony of defeat. I guess you could call it a sweet science. What's more, is that when you remove the gloves, and the fighters are left with their bare knuckles, even a world champion can get beat by a journeymen MMA can with little t-rex arms lol imagine liking boxing what a fucking joke.

If I'm so pathetic then why do keep replying?
You get off to harassing pathetic people?
You scumbag
For real though I never said boxing was better, just that both sports aren't like real fighting

JBJ would destroy all top Heavyweight boxers. He’s a legit psychopath.

Most people dont drop nukes in a fight either, you gotta point or?

He's gotta get that record for oldest champ back from Hopkins. Big George vs Ruiz is a dimes magnet

That's just the only time I've seen grown men actually fight each other
I bet you MMAnlets are always itching to beat on some out of shape jerk on the street, but most people don't think like that

Jesus christ can't you people just ignore the /heem/ shit posters?

>le sweet science
have sex

gain height

just proves youre scared to stand with the other guy is all

>some guy makes a grill for making tacos and shit that runs off the fat
>another guy turns up, tell him to fuck off with that taco shite and calls up george foreman for some reason
>everyone becomes filthy rich and they sell hundreds of millions of grills
Such a bizarre story
Good grill though

Shitposters? Yeah I post shit. But I'm more than that, watch my fights. Nobody fucking brings it like me, nobody has the heart that I do. I don't even like chips.

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youtu.be/Ivsv_EKN-dg
>it was a boxing match until two days out when the commission wouldnt sanction it because Sylvia was a 330 pound washed up bum
>they still agreed to keep it boxing only
>this is boxings biggest victory

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>Two-time world champion, a LEGEND of the sport, the great boxing hope
Defeated by:
>UFC reject who's only claim to fame was being Conor Mcgregor's waterboy

How do you explain that one?

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I loved my George Foreman grill, the thing even made great hot dogs

>Because he didn't SPECIFICALLY train for an MMA match he couldn't win in an MMA match against a boxer
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Nice "real fighting" you got there.

Which one is the best model?

because you're pathetic and I'm trying to help you realize that before you get heemed by something you didnt think was possible

Nah its just more gratifying. As we found out last night, pillows nullify boxings abilities in a real fight like 99% of the time

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aren't we always complaining how great matchups aren't being made? shut the fuck up idiot

I bought one just like everyone else in the world, used it for like a week and now it's sitting in the back of a cupboard collecting dust like every other kitchen instrument I've ever bought

Take my money George!

>MMA match
The cope is real!

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I was just joking man, fuck off already with the autism
I'm a fucking adult that doesn't fight random niggas on the street, I'm not getting heemed by shit

You can pull literal bums off the street and they make world champ bumxers their bitch

Ain’t no pillows in real fightin y’all

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>Two time heavyweight champion, a LEGEND of the sport, the great MMA hope
Defeated by:
>Boxing reject who lost to geriatric Larry Holmes

I think it was a 5 serving basic grill

>Tim Sylvia
>legend
lol

>M-Mercer was a b-bum!!

Nah bruh all cuckxing hopscotchers just aint real fighters

Charlo and Rigo, please save us from the shitposting

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cope

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Tanaka has a business degree as well.

Those Jap boys are a different breed.

>if he had joined the Mafia he'd have been whacked within months

Fucking lol. It's funny because it's true.

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>This thread is full of literal teenagers arguing over two different sports and which one is more effective in a fight when none of them have ever been in a fight

what could've been such a comfy, quite, Sunday night Rigo thread is gonna be a fucking marathon of Schaub spamming, jee, thanks Paulie, hope you enjoy that money

shut up /box/cuck

>"You wanna fight, bro?! I'm gonna beat your ass, buddy! I'm gonna beat the shit outta you! Lemme just put my gloves on first, though..."

Things that don't happen in a real fight. Boxing is unnatural. If some pussy wanted to fight me, you think I'd let him put on some big, fluffy gloves like a fairy? No. I'd knock him the fuck out or choke him out until he's snoring on the floor.

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Cool thanks!

I'd kick you in your nuts (If you even have any) if you tried that faggy MMA shit on me, boy.

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MMA > Boxing in street fighting bucko deal with it

Are people really surprised Paulie lost?

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>G-G-GADOOSH

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>”Deontay Wilder would beat up any mmanlet up”
As if anyone who could wrestle at all would shoot a single so fast on that wide-ass, unbalanced stance.

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This arguing is pure nonsense. Your BJJ and wrestling won't work in a street fighting situation if there are others around. You'll get stomped in the ground.

Also, like 90% of the time the first initiation in a street fight is generally a punch being thrown. The person trained in boxing will strike hard and fast with better technique and do some serious damage to his opponent.

The state of you man children.

Fuck, that looks so much like me. I take my glasses off before I train, but the body type is spot on (he has thicker hair than me but)

>I'd kick you in your nuts (If you even have any) if you tried that faggy MMA shit on me, boy.

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is this the famed technique you're talking about?

>M-Mercer is a bum!!!

>well nyeah he a gold medalist
Huh? Need a breather? Mercer did after getting choked lifeless by a BUM

guys I'm thinking rousey might have heemed floyd given the chance

is your argument that you could beat me with your friends' help? If you don't get your gay ass boxing rules then you get to bring friends? Confirmed bitch made.

>M-MUH REAL FITE
nothin personell, heemlet

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>BRO IF YOU LIKE OUTNUMBER YOU 40-1 THEN BUMXING IS LIKE SUPER EFFECTIVE

Take the pillows off

Honestly, have you seen Wilder fight? It's no secret that his technique is awful, he's a freak of nature but he could KO anyone on the planet with his ridiculous punching power. Deontay Wilder would kill Daniel Cormier, Jon Jones or that big African heavyweight with his bare hands.

I said that because that's how things seem to be in street fights. There's usually groups of people around.

If a boxer hits an MMA fighter clean on the chin he decimates him.

Hey, what are you little bitches still doing on this board? Do I have to call daddy Artem so he can embarrass another one of your pillowtap "champs"?

boxing BTFO

>knife-attacker is blue-eyed, blonde-haired chad
Lol ok. That’s believable.

Hmmm yeah.. I'm thinking this is based

Your groups of people wont do shit when they’re all begging for a 10 count after getting slammed on their heads

>If a boxer hits an MMA fighter clean on the chin he decimates him.
Ooooh! Just like last night

I would kick the fuck out of your leg before you can throw that immaculate hook, you dumb faggot. You need every last protection to even be competitive, get fucked boi

have sex

Ty

gain height

>boxing

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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Stay wrong.

Poopy Marinara

Hey /box/ I heard the news

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Drop the pillows. It's time to fight.

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HAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAH

BLESSED picture

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You are something else. I'd put you to sleep before you could even think about making your next move. Can't believe I'm arguing with retards online about this. It should be common knowledge that boxers are superior at throwing hands.

Artem struggled to beat a washed and old one handed man last night.

I thought boxing vs mma arguments died 10 years ago.

Based Lando. Too bad he obviously doesn’t give a fuck about actually winning.
I mean, would it kill ya to halve a gameplan, b? B-b-b-beast. What else ya got?

*pumps a triple left jab*

This kills the heemlet.

If Artem was in his prime, how many divisions in boxing could he conquer?

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Tfw boxing doesn't work

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I shatter your brittle potato fed shins and follow it up with a body kick to your bloated ass liver. I might put a knee right up in your face while you try to slip, it wouldn't even be a thing.

boxing looks retarded with dudes holding 11 belts, it's corny as hell

Fights are about match ups. But everyone here knows that and is being intentionally a faggot. Some UFC guys can beat boxers and some boxers can beat UFC guys.

Taking sides is gay and everyone arguing about this shit is literally not old enough to post here,

BASED floyd

>the pinnacle of journeyman bums in mma even touched a defensive wizard former multiple champion
Humiliating. Can you imagine in a slightly more real sport like basketball or something where some hobo off the street put up 40 on Kobe? This is what happened last night and in MayMac

Shit is so fucking Jewed. Don’t even know how anyone takes it seriously anymore. 3-5 guys in each division actually worth a fuck crushing cans over and over again, and maybe every 5-10 years the good ones fight each other.

LMAO!

None.
Sam Eggington knocked Paulie out despite wearing pillows while Artem went the distance with an even older Paulie without any padding.

And Eggington is barely even considered European level in Boxing, he got beat by a third worlder taking the fight on short notice and having to fly across the world.

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>boxing? Fuck that, MMA is far superior!
>yeah the fighters make literal peanuts and its only amusing when they are striking but it beats boxers in a le real fight!
>whats that? youre heavier than me, have friends, have more experience in street fights or are just a random nigga with a gun/knife? well shit

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BASED

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wish we could go back to 1 or 2 belts per division.4 is just too much,if IBO becomes a legit belt too then boxing is fucked

>whats that? youre heavier than me, have friends, have more experience in street fights or are just a random nigga with a gun/knife?
>heh, it doesn't matter, i'll cut you all down with my special katana technique
>you don't stand a chance in a real fight even when i'm using 5% of my power

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have sex

>Knuckle fighting is the same as mma
Retards

>implying /box/ wasn't the catalyst for this

BAAAAAASED

>Mcgregor lost in a glorified game of pillow fencing
run it back at BKFC lad

Inoue murders old man rigo. Younger version of Rigo would be a challenge though

Rigo when?

Why did the past few OPs say Rigo was fighting Saturday?

Thought it already happened.

You bums are literally relegated to Kung Fu tier
>b-b-but boxers win if we land perfectly with the first punch
What you got your eagle claw, nigga? I'll rub my balls on your face for the purpose of humiliation, bitch

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THE KING HAS SPOKEN
JON JONES IS FUCKED

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Shouldn't this thread be in Yea Forums

Do you guys remember that episode of game of thrones where phauleesi was like "WHERE ARE MY PILLOWS"

Why do MMA fighters want so hard to beg for paydays from boxers?

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The Thanos of boxing

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easy money

Tried a fresh can of bud weiser for the first time today, lads. I finally understand why everyone says it's piss. Holy shit even Heineken tastes like something next to it

COPE

>m-my bull m-makes a lot of money!!!

Praying you cuckxing fans aren’t like this fuckin cornball coon lmao

>"E-e-easy money..."

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Heineken tastes like your mothers farts. Yurosnobbery is fucking cringe

Keep coping broke-ass MMAnlet.

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well for jones specifically his division is completely PACKED with cans, there isn't even gatekeepers it's just

Jones>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cans

>post made 8 hours ago

>5 replies in the space on 30 minutes...
state of this weak samefag, did my truth bomb trigger you that hard

imagine being so obsessed with boxing when you claim to hate it, I dont give a FUCK about MMA, its boring and shit

HARD COCK

IN MY ANUS

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HOLY FUCK

BOXING IS SAVED

It took eggington 24 mins to stop Paulie. Artem only had 10 mins to work and I feel that in 1 or 2 more rounds he would have KO'd him

There's not a single soul on /heem/ who cares about boxing, we just hate you faggots and your faggot general

you need every single rule and regulation you can find to protect yourself from a real fight. Hide behind martin the queen, bitch

>m-my bull m-makes m-more money
Damn cuckxing is really a little too on the nose

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God bless this man

Oh yeah it's bad, no problem recognising that. But bud weiser tastes like sour flavoured water

yikes

>NOOO WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUUUUU THAT'S WHY WE SPAM YOUR GENERAL ALL DAY MMA IS A REEAAL SPOOOOOOORT

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My hand broke in 2nd round

T. City of Pillows

ALL WORK IS WHAT

Every single time /hopscotch/ is active it’s because you’re talking about how all hot under the Quintuple XL collar mma gets you
Heem only talks about cuckxing when you faggots pop in to talk about about how the salty science of boring is superior or some other shit about pillowfisting

move Jamal's nutsack aside and read my post again

Mikey Garcia is a BUM!

HARD COCK

IN MY ANUS

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This is Artem "The Russian Hammer" Lobov say something nice about him

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBZQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
How many seconds does Bum Jones last in the ring or octagon with Wilder?
How long does he then last on life support before they pull the plug?

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>boxing
>real sport

pick uno

Before the fight someone here said Paulie's hand would break
He should've placed a prop bet on that

>heemlets talking about cocks

It is a scientific FACT that MMAnlets have the SMALLEST penises in all of sports.

This is an average boxer and boxing fan's penis size.

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>go to sleep after a comfy night of revving boxlets
>they're still yapping the next day
/box/ is like the Paulie of generals. You will never stop being revved even though you got dabbed on
Just get over it you bums you got proverbially dropped in sparring. Accept the banter and quit the cope.

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Singles and primes jones heems wilder

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E A S Y
W O R K

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Mutilated a boxing """"champ"""" and thoroughly exposed and embarrassed boxing as a sport. Thanks big guy.

mmgay faggots are still so insecure about their white trash pseudosport they lash out at boxing whenever they can

>m-my b-bull has a b-bigger dick!!

Cuckxing.

Artem "the exposer" lobov

>h-heh our professional pillow fight champion won at pillow fighting! MMA btfo!!!

HARD COCK

IN MY ANUS

POZ WITH MY SLEAZY COCK

HARD COCK

IN MY ANUS

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Prime Schaub heems Wilder

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this was actually believable until I saw mmanlets

Schaub has already admitted he is TERRIFIED of Wilder.

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>AGGGGHHHHH SAVE ME MINE PRECIOUS PILLOWS
Imagine being the GOAT of our sport and not even being able to KO or even knock down a guy who is 0-0 in boxing
The fight literally just got stopped because Gooby gassed himself out and was exhausted

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Well hes not in his prime anymore obvi

>one of the best boxers of all time got taken to 10 rds by some guy who never had a boxing match before

>something to brag about

absolute cope on /box/

Yeah Jamie, bring up a clip of UFC 1. That fight between Royce Gracie vs art jimmerson.

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>One of the best MMA fighters of all time got knocked out by a 50 year old geriatric, out of shape boxer
>"B-b-better sweep this under the rug, right /heem/bros?"

How big is this Schaub character? He looks bigger than Wilder.

Canelo or GGG would have KO'd Connor

OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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MMA is a dead sport. UFC has no more meme fighters to roll out and overhype

Lads, when should 16oz gloves be used?

>one of the best mma fighters of all time
The blatant hyperbole of /box/lets is hilarious. You call your own guys bums and you pump up our guys for some reason

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he's the highest paid and most well known mmgay fighter. 90% of the UFC roster are bums fighting for 50k fight purses lmao

>M-MY BULL MAKES MORE!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>he's the highest paid and most well known
Yeah see, unlike /box/ we don't actually give a shit about who makes more money, that isn't the measure of how good you actually are

I know it's tough to understand when you have to cope with a rigged sport on the daily basis, but that's how real fighting works sweetie

Jesus what a mess. Most MMA fans here from what I'm seeing are pretty casual even when it comes to their own sport since they'd know that father time gets us all and creates ghosts of formerly top fighters. You can't even kick, knee or elbow in certain situations in your supposedly 'superior sport' since they have to make it fair for grappling

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Very small dude. Wouldn't last 5 seconds with the Bronze Bomer.

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>/box/lets still falling back on money when they have nothing else to say
Money has nothing to do with the actual fighting itself, which is what we were discussing.
I accept your concession.

keep coping, your sport sold out for entertainment a long time ago because your numbers were so shit, and your athletes still aren't getting paid. reminder ronda rousey was the face of MMA lmao.

By definition as the UFC Heavyweight champion Tim Sylvia is one of the best MMA fighters of all time.
MMAnlets literally are not relevant.

>One of the best MMA fighters of all time
Oh for shure Condor is a m-munsder b

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Boxing gets the cream of the crop in terms of quality athletes that are willing to fight. If you're a good boxer you will be payed more in one fight than most MMA guys do in their whole career

By definition as the boxing Welterweight champion Paulie Malignaggi is one of the best boxing fighters of all time.

This is the logic of boxlets.

What the fug? Why does anyone give a shit about two bums fighting bareknuckle?

>P-P-Poolie was a bum!!!
Cope.

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This

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>Paulie Malignaggi is one of the best boxing fighters of all time.
Except he's not because he's a manlet. Anyone above 160 could beat Paulie because he's a small boy.
Heavyweight and those capable of being decent at Heavyweight are all that matter. The best at Heavyweight is the best in the world. Heavyweight champions are the only ones who can call themselves the best of all time.

Tim Sylvia is one of the best all-time MMA fighters.

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>discussion about fighting
>ummmm MUHNEE
Concession status: accepted.

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Boxlets don't get paid more because they're better athletes or fighters, but because the organizations are old and corrupt and used to launder huge sums of dirty money via fixed fights.

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Can someone get this man please? Whose man is this?

Cope:the post

MManlets are just seething all of their marketable champions have been exposed as overhyped frauds and the best their sport has to offer these days are convicted cheaters like jones who are being protected despite pissing hot because UFC cant afford to lose their only relevant fighter

*inhales*

Oh no

Oh no!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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BASED

talk about sweeping things under rugs.

youtube.com/watch?v=DahOLe5z3Ek

ayy

is this the same kimbo slice they let in the UFC because they were desperate for exposure and attention?

>Boxlets don't get paid more because they're better athletes or fighters, but because the organizations are old and corrupt and used to launder huge sums of dirty money via fixed fights
They get paid more because they have more powers over promoters and broadcasters. The UFC leaves most fighters skint while they're struggling to find people talent that could fill the boots of PPV stars that they have lost

New thread, boys

The same Kimbo Slice who went 10-0 in boxing

Cuckxing fans bragging about winning another glorified pillowfencing fight

So? He lost to Kimbo Slice (IN AN EXHIBITION MATCH) and then went on to beat the UFC Heavyweight champion in a professional fight IN UNDER 1 ROUND.
That says a lot about your """sport""".

The fact that Ray Mercer is currently 1-0 as a professional in MMA, with that one win being over the UFC Heavyweight champion is incredible.

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Ray looks like he is halfway on a geriatrics ward. MMA fights are bum fights

Buster Douglas and Leon Spinks are two of the best boxers of all time - /box/cope

The biggest draw in boring is a coked up pikey real fighter. Cinnabum and Triple Gay couldnt even outdo a Ronda fight lmao

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>to make it fair for grappling
Being able to knee/kick a grounded opponent would be more advantageous for the grappled because the guy on top could produce more devastating strikes. Imagine the damage that someone could do with knees from the crucifix mount position.

>i-it doesnt count!!!
Get this boy some Kleenex

It literally doesn't, it was an exhibition match.

>MManchildren think their sport is still relevant

kek

KEK

Please respond

I’d be coping too if literal BUMS off the street simulated my champs death in a real fight

>boxing is relevant
lol

you're delusional if you think all of kimbos opponents werent paid to take a dive.

the fact that the ufc was so desperate for exposure and the casual audience they even humoured the idea of having them on their promotion shows how little credibility MMA has

NEW:

>it was fixed!
Cope so hard

What does MMA have? Boxing has a lot more and I can only think of the Russian guy

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you're the one coping you underage faggot. UFC, the top tier of MMA literally let a bum like kimbo in their promotion. LOL

Boring can barely keep up with Mighty Mouse PPV numbers, its only a relevant game in Roberto the Wall Builder land and the BUMnited Cuckdom. Even real niggas are hittin the mats for jitz and wrestling more than lacing up balloons on their hands

they're both fake and gay and belong in Yea Forums so everyone can calm down
UFC always pushes people from countries where the market is small and boxing I mean just look at the joke that was Wilder vs Fury enough said

The ones that want to make less money clearly. Boxers that you've never heard of are making just as much money if not more than a few exceptions in MMA

/box/ cucks literally SALIVATING over nigger cock because they are mad how a real man massacred their entire sport.

fucking rugby and hockey players are better fighters than boxers