/hoc/

all that time and you've never gotten laid user

cant wait for the post gary era

i’m getting married in august

I'm looking forward to the 60s when I can be a rambling old man like Don Cherry

congrats, whats his name

owned

I first lurked Yea Forums in late 2010, First posted in early 2011. Haven't been here that whole time though.

your mom

you didn't lurk for two years, start from the beginning

sounds chink-y

No, it was a couple months.

i lurked /hoc/ for aboout season and a half before i started posting.

Exactly, start over

could a NHL team go 82-0?

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If anyone could, it would be the Sharks

Don't worry, I'm sure my meds will kick in again soon and I'll stop posting again.

had a couple beer and some bong tokes lads, gonna tidy my place up now

I think the habs came pretty close to a perfect season back in the 70s

IM FREAKING OUT MAN

the golden knights will this season m8
also, where the FUCK are they in the OP pic

it's cool man you're doing good, just have some water

which one of you faggots started spewing your 4chin lingo onto my insta? every other comment on public posts begin with "imagine..." and clown emojis

WTF

Do you think you are worth enough for someone to stalk your social media?

IT WAS ME

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sorry

Yea Forums is the top of the pyramid of internet culture. All our memes eventually get to twitter, facebook, insta, reddit, etc.

yeah maybe 9 fucking years ago when memes weren't just wojak faces and /pol/ shit

>imagine thinking about pondering

only 6 months left in the decade, lads
only 6 months left to improve yourself

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pol shit is everywhere, where do you think all the clown world stuff comes from?

possibly the worst 6 year stretch in the history of the nhl

Dubs and I skip my meds tonight.

>Regarding Joe Pavelski: no doubt in my mind they will get calls, and plenty of them, tomorrow when the window opens. The two sides aren’t even close right now

you've got the rest of your life to improve yourself, not just 6 months

sure you'll do it tomorrow, i get it

reroll

No

>Cap is going to be around 83 million
>lol just kidding 81.5 a few days before free agent day fuck you
Gary is a rat

people can no longer cover their eyes

if this disturbs you then walk away

there is time to kill today

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speak for yourself, I've been doing lots of self improvement you bastard

>i'm over a third done

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i LOVE posting in /hoc/

How have you lads improved your lives in the last 5 years?

what are you even talking about schizo

It was all grim up until the caps won

I shagged yer mom

eating clean and shall be getting a membership at a new gym lads.

In the trash where they belong. They make the patriots look like the raiders with how much refpuck they get. Even losing to the sharks they ignored 2 calls that gave them goals and even 1 that took away a goal from the sharks. But muhhhh refpuckkkkkmkn

wear a sweatsuit like Rocky

i'm going mad lads.

>They make the patriots look like the raiders with how much refpuck they get
stay mad with your geriatric/injured team retard

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get some help if you need it. this isn't group therapy

it was your fault

goals for improvement:
read more
internet/phone less
eat healthier
i'm already fit from playing hockey my whole life, probably need more cardio though

yes it is you stupid faggot

same

no it isn't. if anything it will makes mental health worse, faggot

>friend simulator
>not group therapy

No

Is therapy a meme?

I'm absolutely sick of this shit on /hoc/. This isn't hockey culture. This is borderline sucking-another-man's-dick culture. You faggots need to wake up and realize this is a board for HOCKEY, not group therapy. Take this shit to /r9k/. None of you will ever get pucks deep, but will come here to talk about how you thought you had a chance on the rush, but missed out on it. Then the other 50 of the same cockslobbers in this general will hit you up with the "I know that feel, bro." It's the same thing, day in day out. There is hockey on right now. "But I don't follow the Wild, they're pedophiles." Well guess fucking what? Who cares? If you wanted to talk about your faggy feels with other beta males, do it on some other general or down at your local mall's Hot Topic store. You cancers need to leave /hoc/ and come back when you have something worthwhile to contribute. /hoc/ culture my fucking ass.

youtube.com/watch?v=DKUfj9Vty2E
hockey is on

if you use this as a substitute for friends then you really do need help

fuck
why not i guess

you people are not my friends and you don't talk to eachother like friends

go thunder

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it can be helpful for the right people but for some its just a waste of time and money

any AIHL on?

how can people have flies in their house and not be bothered by it? it's a massive annoyance to me until i kill the fuckers

why aren't you out with your m8s now?

Yeah, for me I'd rather just meditate.

this moment suspended in time

ill be at hot topic later to talk about my feels if you want to meet up and suck my cock. bye

Pay attention to this stream cucknadians and amerisharts. This is how REAL men play hockey

pretty sure its a meme that preys on the weak and self-centered
its crazy the amount of women i know that have a therapist or are doing therapy sessions. have never met a man that goes or has gone to therapy
its basically just talking about yourself and your childhood, then they give you their opinion

any of you leaf bros remember playdium?

bruh i worked at hot topic as a lad from 2004-2006, it was a magnet for pusy

based pusy poster

boipusy

I have to get up early for church tomorrow

have heartburn lads

how bad goes goth pussy smell? be honest.

i can relate

youtube.com/watch?v=Q0nCvJqZ_3Y

drink a carbonated beverage

just packed a bowl, lads

not as bad as punk pusy

they didn't have them where I lived but they look cool from the pics on google

gonna do that too, no ice cubes though (sad face)

just bated

your balls are shrinking

yeah playdium still exists i go there from time to time

the one in mississauga if your wondering

how many /hoc/posters are high right now?

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not me

sober as a judge, bud

high on jesus

sober

do the jannies have the night off? i'm tired of looking at that mans butthole in the catalog

k*pshit is on suicide watch

why are you in the catalog

our season??????

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No
It never is and it will never be
2011 should have been a reality check, not hope

had such a based thought for the thread but forgot it, lads

i like watching soccer webms and looking at hope solo's vagina when /hoc/ is only going 1 post per minute

your season for riots i hope

you're a >rags fan silly binlan

come on try a little, nothing is forever

Feeling an life crisis lads...

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nah

how do i stop procrastinating, lads?

it's just hokkei withdraws

just woke up, lads

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i hope the canucks pick up corey perry, shannon would be on suicide watch

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*shoots at u 99.4 mph* heh.....

no i cant be its too mainstream t. hipsterpro

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get to work you piece of shit

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>our year
>every year

ah yes, well in that case you are relegated to the hurricanes .

>yfw the islanders sign mitch marner

youtube.com/watch?v=JwYX52BP2Sk

It's almost 11pm and I can still see a tiny bit of sunlight in the sky

For me, it's elite Fenno-Brazilian talent

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looks like obama

Based

That's cray. How?

how did you know?

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Top row third from right?
Bottom row third from right
Bottom row far right?

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retard

sunbelt retard

retard

fucking retard

get that filthy kike out of here

absolute fucking retard

?

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retard

That’s the Ottawa Centurions, you blithering retard

fukkin st0ned

>you now remember Robyn Regehr

Sorry, Snes are pretty irrelevant in my eyes

Graduated college
Made a girl fall in love with me and I love her back
I make 43k a day, humble living. I know I could make more elsewhere but right now this works for us and preparing for when we start life together
Watched the Wild get BTFO in the playoffs my whole life though so fml

Unironically I do remember him

very confused

>you now remember krzysztof oliwa

Well first it got really, really shitty and now I'm currently experiencing the dead cat bounce. So go me.

>Only 43k a day
I wish poorfags wouldn't flaunt their poorness on /hoc/ all the time

Never jumped off a boat? I pity you loser

i want to go to my grandparents house and take all of there old hockey cards

Entirely depends on where you live. 43k a year is enough for a four person family in rural areas
Not a pretty one but enough

retard

I see you dipshits don’t know either, thought so.
Unless that guitar pic on the top row is supposed to represent the fucking Predators or some shit

retard

based

it came to me in a vision after i overdosed on snus

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brain dead retard

Predators literally had a logo that was a guitar pick with the Tennessee flag on it or something.

>>a day
It was a joke, son

retard

retard

Wow, /hoc/ is so good today.

retard

also i just had a wank lads

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>mass replies
retard

vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN

apartment is clean now lads, just need to vacuum but it's too late

Unironic Reddit

you're a wank

yeah but have you ever tried dmt?

You're right that was way too much effort.

Middle row far right?
Bottom row third from right?
Bottom row far right?

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oh fugg not my motherboard

It's all about putting in zero effort.

retard

>▶
bottom two are dallas stars and pather's I'm guessing
no idea what the other one is supposed to be

Mikko Kokkonen without k and o is just Mi nen

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>durr I'm dumb and can't use my brain please spoon feed me guys
End yourself

Who /SwampRabbits/ here?

Based

93671447
Phonechad here. LOL

if you dont snus you lose

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Second from bottom row, third from right are stars, I was wondering about the one below them. As well as far right. As well as middle row right

who else /saterdaynightjazz/ on cbc music

time for bed now /hoc/ you have church in the morning

Top middle 3rd from right?
Bottom right 3rd from left?
Middle 3rd from the bottom right?

blackhawks, coyotes, and blue jackets
you FUCKING idiots

t. Angry dork who can’t name teams in question

nope there's no way you're correct on this one.

real retarded hours

Based bigbrain user

yeah but that pussy aint retarded YEAH DJ BREAK THAT SHIT OFF FOR ME ONE TIME

*dabs*
*humps the mic stand*

What’s the razor blade in the middle? The one next to the dart board with one wing?

>kitties

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Team that just set a record for moist points in a season EVER.
Big Cup favorites

>panarin said on instagram live that he didn't wanna play for the panthers because they have no fans
>now he's been talking with the panthers
well which one is it

i’m moist too

Money

Panthers have Finnish fans desu

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watching an anime series for the first time lads

But they have Q and Barky.

yeah but he literally said he doesn't wanna play in florida because they have 0 fans

Yeah, I’m thinking that this is based
nhl.com/news/suzuki-excited-to-help-break-barriers-in-nhl/c-307977774?tid=277764372

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Imagine

Panarin-Barkov-Dadonov
Hub-Tro-Hoffman
Tippett-Borgström-Vatrano

Of the nigger is only concerned with skin color during the draft

imagine - no goaltending

Bob and Knight

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the rags lineup still looks pretty bad even with kakko in it

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>suzuki

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That shade of brown is about as dark as I’m willing to go

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which one lad

#TankForLafreniere

evangelion
i've heard it's a good one

thinknig the devlels miss the ploffs and subban gets traded again next june

not happening, trouba and kakko make their team too good to be a lottery team unless kakko busts in his first year

Why is the Panthers logo not a fucking cat?

Minnesota is going to jump 6 spots in the draft and get him next year tbqh

Why is nashville a guitar pick and not a child predator?

youtube.com/watch?v=lHqqGMDPQbE

better hocket is on

Newcastle southeast stars

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Thinking I fucked up lads

>its not the ICEDOGS
that's a shant from me

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how painful is it to be a snes fan right now?

that post fap when you close 30 tabs

B-but muh Tkachuk......

what'd you do

Been procrastinating for 18 hours now

he's pretty good tho

>only goes to 77
>in the year of our Lord 2019
what are you, some kind of fat fucking defective that also lives in a shithole and refuses medical treatments?

If you live in the West and don't make it to 90 you weren't even trying

Maybe try lasses next time?

Huomenta

going to give my bloody valentine loveless a try

The pick is supposed to be Nashville?

reply

Shield's vocals are 100x better than Bilinda's and it ruins the album

desperate

who?

turn it up loud

Kanada hyvä jääkiekko

Google it, you mong

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Kaapo Kakko eliitti jääkiekkoilija

calm down ya simp it's literally my first time listening to this album

thinking bout siring an heir lads

Brainy

thanks will be posting on mammi

The male vocals are better than the female vocals, personally I think the female vocals stand out way too fucking much while Kevin's blend into the noise like the album is trying to do

so far the first two songs are alright, to here knows when sounds like distorted shit

>Listen to shoegaze
>wtf why is it distorted
To be honest, it's not that good of an album anyways, crucify me

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Who did you think it was?

i mean it sounds more distorted than usual. i'm not big into shoegaze anyway, the only other band i know is slowdive and they have some great stuff

What kind of name is Kappo Kakko?
How does it feel he's on the >rags?

Belinda Carlyle

but that's the solo singer

heaven is a place on earth is such a good fucking song
god damn it

Yeah, so?

>one-quarter Japanese
>"Suzuki first player of color selected in 2019 NHL Draft"
Sports were supposed to be the last true meritocracy left. Why are they pushing this tokenistic shit.

this album is a solid 6/10 so far

What album?

For me, it’s Circle in the Sand

the first three episodes of evangelion were good
now i'm watching the new suspiria

circle in the sand....................

loveless

by who?

my bloody valentine

hello hoc when is the free agent day

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listening to belinda carlisle lads

What's kakko's number? Can he keep 24?

siri play maneater by oates and hall

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thking of that hot summer day in 92

i fucking HATE reading comments from old music videos. every single comment is some boomer shit like "when music waz good...."

fucking boomers

kwab

>still listening to this classic in >current year

literal npcs

>shield
>B
>Ch
>guitar pick
>rectangle stick
>pine trees
>robot penguin
>2 swords
>3 stars
>musical note
>C on fire
>jagged polygon
>circle stick
>centurion helmet
>razor blade
>dart board, one wing
>avian footprint
>flag and pole
>satyr with 3 amputations
>a fuckin leaf
>butthole
>star
>A
>fin
>dart board, one wing - clipped feathers
>palm tree
>jet
>feather
>tear drop
>canine footprint

whats his name i forget

Aatu Räty desu

fuck off randy

suomi

getting sick of this fruit fly

put down some fruit and spray it with bleach

thinking about mikko kokkonen desu

huomenta

I recently saw the Stanley Cup in person once.

I didn't touch it. I couldn't touch it. I'm not worthy.

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gross feet desu

we’re gonna make it bros

he did not say that on instagram, someone commented that "florida has no fans", he read it out loud and chuckled.
I still think he's gonna sign with the >rags, bob is pretty much a "done deal" though imo

I'm not. Because I made the ripe decision to go to bed at 7 last night I woke up hungover at fucking 3 in the morning

>Texas’ kino bro thread gets pruned
>literal Arby’s thread featuring hope solos cavernous cunt still up and running
what are the jannies even doing

I haven't had a good night's sleep since January. I wake up in pain every few hours. I think it's these new pills I've been taking but I'm not sure.

Damn didnt know huberdeaus gf was such a qt

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pain from what

man shoulders

would suck on her toes while i fuck her like a gorilla

is hockey really the most popular sport in finland?

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wrong shes qt

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is basketball really the most popular sport in canada?

her face, sure

is hockey really not the most popular sport in america?

only in a few places

how can you not like hockey like wtf

>he doesn't like a woman with nice, elegant shoulders
>he doesn't understand that taller (and objectively better) women will have naturally broader shoulders
>he doesn't realize that it still complements the rest of their figure, even if the rest of their body isn't in the frame
>he doesn't enjoy a beautiful set of collarbones for god-tier décolletage instead of a pair of barely-visible twigs
>he doesn't want his sons to have strong shoulders
/hoc/ gets grimmer by the day.

Got a raging morning wood

dreamt about bulju huh

1. Ice hockey
2. Track and field
3. X-country skiing
4. Biathlon
5. F1

cope ya fucking incel tranny lover

god morgen norge

GoooOOOOD MOOOOOOOOOOORNING /hoc/! Just a reminder that we are one day closer to the OFFSEASON (yes, the OFFSEASON) taking a serious toll on my mental health!

brehs......

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>Ronnie Attard
>eliteprospects.com/player/284030/ronnie-attard
Is he /ourtard/?

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Noone knows what it's like, to be the sad man

one man does and he plays for the edmonton oilers

this is the post that saved the thread

thanks ove

Most watched but football is the most played

you mean soccer/

new suspiria was based.
slow burn, but those are my favorite kind of horror movies desu

For me, its the Syracuse Chocolate Bars

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imagine having a player on your team literally named fagemo

When will there be INTERESTING TRADES??????????

Typical swedish name

huomenta

Which teams without a pick in the top 5 of the first round had the best draft?

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nice trpis

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god morgon

golden knights

How much money will they get from Florida?

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500 rubels

Barrie trade soon

Bob 8,5
Bread 11,5

fug I mean . not ,

>Bob 8,5
LOL@anyone giving him that kinda money

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would wear sunglasses made from her poop, any time

If I got drafted this song would play

youtube.com/watch?v=SjTCTtaIXQM

Imagine trading a top-5 overall pick in 2020 for a 40-point cap dump.

Good thing I don't watch this shit any more.

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Post butt

i just want to kiss you

can you guys believe I dreamt of ice?

>liking small asses
Yikes!

Only if your breath smells/tastes like this.

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let me kiss you..

Petite women are nice. I dont like the thick trend.

sticcs are for playing hockey
thiccs are for holding hands
no wonder everyone hates binland
everyone knows sweden is the superior scandinavian country

Match my small dick

>finland
>Scandinavia

Brazillian """education"""

>canada
more like
>can'tnada

>gets called out for being stewpid
>immediately goes to bad-mouthing in a fit of negro rage
Calm down chimp.

Bob 9 mill
Panarin will sign elsewhere

I have as many Stanlee Caps as your country in this millenium

You also have as many bits of white skin as my country has stanlees in this millennium

If it was so, your country would be in a dinasty.

I dont make the rules, gorilla.

To be fair, I don't think you do anything in your life.

To be fair, i think you live in a Favela.

And you are wrong again.
Damn, Can'tnada can't get anything right.

>thinks finland is scandanavian

>thinks canada is white...

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>...and brazil is black

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>Brazil wrong again
For someone who is wrong a lot you sure like calling people out on it.

I don't make the rules, "white" gorilla.

You also don't post facts.

Shhhh now, "white" boy. It's over, no need to rage over this.

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no /hoc/key discussions allowed!

wtf i love brazil now

eliteprospects.com/player/395520/marcus-kallionkieli
thoughts?

It would be extremely painful

>still implying I think Canada is white
Why are you so mad that you dont know what Scandinavia is that you keep making stuff up?

>she

Only good prospect in the system.

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Posture: 6/10
Waist: 9/10
Hips: 6/10
Panties: 10/10
Ass: 3/10

7/10 Average

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i lol'd

Just took my morning Tavares

Did Marner sign his 8x11 yet?

In a way, you could consider the trade to be 2 first round picks for the ability to sign whoever they saved that cap space for. No different than an offer sheet. But here they get him for 2 picks instead of 4.

>heh
>Boston... You just activated my trap card...

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Hi /hoc/ - It’s pride month and I founded Australia’s first and only LGBT hockey team. To mark Pride month, we got to step on the ice with the guys from the AIHL’s Melbourne Mustangs - thought you guys might enjoy!

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>gets traded for literal depth pieces
>wins the cup and scores 4 straight goals in the finals
does buffalo want that trade back?

they got fucked taking him from Colorado and got fucked trading him to St Louis. everyone says buffalel will beat Vancouver to the cup but that's obviously retarded

the sad thing is that buffalo still can "compete" in a way, but I feel uncertain about them. maybe risto and dahlin work well, or maybe risto gets traded and they get more offense in return. Im sure eichel craves to see the postseason at least once before hes like 25

Is that janitorial ass?

Anyone got the pic of Leevi Aaltonen(male)?

just fetched this one

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based

think he'll be going to xheattle dickgirls together with the rest of the gayjonat?
youtube.com/watch?v=DKqfedkp_tM

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Are there any tops in Leijonat?

i doubt it

>

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some mad lad is giving himself a root canal on Yea Forums right now.

is every zoomer now a video game addict or what the fuck is wrong with his eye bags?

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you aint seen shit

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Guys I’m taking a massive shit

FULLY FUCKING EQUIPPED
youtube.com/watch?v=sO2WIFTm7n4

Nice, don't forget to wipe it properly with baby wipes. Take a shower after, preferably.

For me it's Strong Finnish Bull

>karlsson will sign an 8 year extension with vegas
What the fuck are you doing vegas? You have no cap

>tank the market in 2 years of operation
Vegas is west coast Toronto but less gay

11x7 kind of shit?

12x10 this thing is a beast

Jesus, this kind of shit shouldn't even be allowed

What is Finland's endgame here?

To crash this league

distract everyone else with players looking like bottom homos (which they are)

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Would have been save of the year if he had gotten that puck with his glove. Damn.

just woke up

upper back/chest pain

havent had a solid shit in months

too much booze

get a new bed

>lets hire that guy who traded forsberg for erat
>*trades away all your prospects and puts you in cap hell under two season*
Nothing personal Vegass

reminder

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youtube.com/watch?v=otvrHEaoxQM
rinne got sonk'ed

Reminder gallant called deboer a clown in a press conference before game 7

thanks but it's not the bed

Delet this

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>still need to sign karlsson
>all their future hopes are on the shoulders of a guy named Glass
Relocation when?

>VGK cap space: -125,000
BASED

Neighbors are working in their yard and cranking the REO tunes, lads

youtube.com/watch?v=nEidbkibsiE

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based eric foreman

unironically love this song
t. boomer

i love this album cuz as a kid i thought the name was great

this is a good one
a lot of their hits are too sappy for my tastes but this one rocks

SO IF YOURE TIRED OF THE SAME OLD STORY
OHHHHH
TURN SOME PAGES
I'LL BE HERE WHEN YOU ARE READY
TO ROLL WITH THE CHANGES
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
hockey

I can't believe the >rags got thr best player in the draft

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>put together a team of cast offs
>they actually all work hard and play their roles, brining the team to a Stanley cup final
>instead of learning from this that good teams don't need overpaid stars acquired through fa or worse, a bad trade, they go out and sell their small farm for exactly that.
>now in cap hell with a team that is increasingly getting older with many vets sitting on comfy long term large contracts
>need to ditch some of those hard working role players that were essential to your teams success so you can sign 1 of your goal scoring stars
>only 1 legit prospect to that migh be able to join your roster in the immediate future
Yikes. Hopefully Seattle learns from that mess.

>with the first overall pick, your Quebec Golden Knights select Alexa Lafreniere from some literal who in the league that makes you think "C"HL is the tier they play at behind whl Chads and communist faggot ontariBlow

daily fucking reminder they lost a great prospect in nick suzuki just to keep patches

>great prospect
asian people cant play hockey.

Absolutely abhorrent trade. Suzuki will likely be a top 6 centre for the frogs in a couple seasons and Vegas will be trading more future away to get rid of patches contract.

Kariya and many Finnish players would like a word.

Quebec needs its team back

i dont care if it has music, this highlight reel is phenomenal
youtu.be/KnB4ON1xcKE

I miss the Blackhawks dynasty so much

>fins
yeah they can't either.

but canadian players are everywhere

now you're just recycling that one canadians "joke"

didn't notice it

kek

Why didn't Finland invade Russia after defeating them? You guys could be a global empire right now

They're are more Canadian players from other locations than just chinkouver.

Because Mannerheim and other leaders pussied out.

time to re-think your diet user

NHL E-sports soon

>2010 to 2017
Eww

Seattle Rattlesnakes

eating this.

fennoswedes are pretty based tbqh

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reminder this entire fucking decade was shit until the caps won

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>3:09
>4:50

Why is Huhges bullying Kakko? What a finnophobe

youtube.com/watch?v=6DuG-68P6Xg

If only the PCHA survived and gave the NHL actual competition. The Metropolitans, Millionaires and Rosebuds would have put Montreal in it's place.

cuz Jack Poopoo is a beta

he is just intimidated by the finnish bull

Jack looked really nervous around Kakko. Mouth kept going on and looking away. Sign of neurvousness.

t. will from washington

2010-2017 was so similar to 95-03 with devs, avs and red wings winning every year

>look at this hotshot

Well, it's been 4 years, time to talk about Justin.

take the CHL pill

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for me, it's influenza

The weak should fear the strong

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last digits confirms how many games Jack Manlet plays in the NHL before a season ending injury

Should be mentioned that Prince Albert raiders had 2 players drafted, which is probably a record considering 1 is rare af. Both drafted to the Caps.

They played a tough, hardnosed, series. Full of grit.

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Prince albert is such a weird team anyway. not a terrible team, but compared to moose jaw, they are probably better. I think that protas is the better of the two anyway

>swede's post is about swedish player

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isnt prince albert the name of a penis piercing?
why would you name your team after that?

what went right?

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prince albert is the city. the team is called the raiders
kelowna and seattle are still the CHADS of the WHL

why would they name their city after a penis piercing

Protas has a lot of upside. You can tell he's a smart hockey player and has really good hands for such a big guy. I could see him being a top 9 forward in the nhl if he adds a by more speed to his game. Might be rough next season for him to drastically improve his points total unless he's traded early. PA will probably be quite weak as many of their good players were last year vets.

Prince Albert was married to queen Victoria. He was a German prince. Regina Sask is named after her and Prince Albert him.

I kinda wanted my team to get leason or protas, but 5 picks in the entire draft wont make that happen

why would she marry a penis piercing?

Why would they put a penis piercing in a can?

I suppose it was her fetish.

the original fazer blue recipe was gifted from some swiss dude so it's basically swiss chocolate

nice

Kek is that kakko BTFOing hughes?

Fazer was swiss. Now the family is Swedish speaking though.

why are speedy manlets so gay and cringe, lads

Only good manlet is one like Marchand or Gallagher. They need to play like a bigger guy and have an edge.

I hate max domi and his manletness

Will Torey Krug use the money from his new contract to remove the hideous mole from his face?

Gallagher seems like a bro

New

seems like >my team has already taken it

is there a more narcisist country than sweden
dont think so

>tf
>tp

Yes.

LOL this thread is still up from earlier this week
>/hoc/

are you high?