Yea i'm thinkin' we're back

Thailand, Trinidad and Tobago eternally BTFO'd by the good guys.

Already world champs in all the relevant sports so im comfy

Men

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equal pay status: not happenin
Based ninja turtles

>Fuck "Easy Own Goal" England
>Fuck "7-1" Brazil
>Fuck Torta and Tortilla
>Fuck "Our Country Sucks the fattest dick, Let's Invade USA" Mexico
And most importantly
>Fuck /spee/

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>Literally Jesus Zardes could have scored 5 goals
how can one man be so based?

>women football

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Based.

Everyone BTFO

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Ah I see we've won FIFA yet again. Rest of the world, are you even trying?

win all 5 matches
combined score of 26-1
BASED AF

IT'S COMING HOME LADS

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If Anyone in this country actually cared about soccer we would win the world cup. If America wins the gold cup I guarantee hundreds of athletes will highly train to world class status to help us win 2022

It's copa oro m8 you're playing against peasants

Based queens
Why are female gringas so pro and male gringos so bad at football? Can soneone explain

last 2 digits will be the score of mexico vs USA in the final

SHUT IT DOWN

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USA wins 8-0

We got too cocky ameribros...

lose weight

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fugggg

I can, easily. In American sporting culture, we consider soccer to be a feminine sport, so it's a popular girls' sport, while all our boys play football, basketball, or baseball (or rugby or lacrosse at strictly varsity level). From what I hear, the message to girls in other countries is "stay in the kitchen ladies, futbol is a gentleman's sport". Not the case here, so naturally we've got a wealth of dedicated female athletes encouraged to thrive playing soccer while our boys have the sexualities questioned if they want to kick a ball past puberty.

These digits confirm it's 8 for USA and 0 for Mexico

>USA 8-0 Mexico
I believe it.

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Final's held in Chicago, home team's listed first. OCHO A CERO

that's going to be a lot of piss bottles

Why are we so based

This cup is too easy we should let Mexico have this mickey mouse cup and we should move to CONMEBOL

Bandwagons detected
USA WILL lose to any decent competition. These teams are literal colonies

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Apologize?

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>the call that saved the Ninja Turtles

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FUCK YOU, YOU INCOMPETENT BABOON

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE IN THE RIGHT PLACE

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if trinidad and tobago was a us metro area it would be 42nd behind oklahoma city

There has to be a constant propaganda campaign to convince Americans to care about women's soccer.

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There has to be a constant propaganda campaign to convince Americans to care about pretty much anything

>winning in sports we don't even care about

Lol nice.

positioning is 90% of a strikers job

Bait

>one of the CBs got two goals
Nah, he's still shit and was given a gazillion chances to score two hat tricks today.

McBASED

scoring a goal with your face off a deflected shot on goal should not be a career highlight

>Bragging this much about beating litteraly people who fight for surviving day in and day out
Eternal americunts.

Someone please give me a .webm of him missing like three shots in about 10 seconds when he was on his hat trick

Why the fuck does this appear?

never been there, have you? it's actually not so bad in T&T.

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>HDI
>69th out of 200
>'high'
what? how???

16k per capita is lower than vietnam and russia isnt it?

>loses 0:3 to Maduro

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First Thailand, now Trinidad & Tobago? World Class.

They are way too PC in how many countries are 'high' and 'very high'
Fuicking Belarus is very high

Gee USA, how come you can BTFO TWO countries in one game?

>loses to mexico

it's the methodology, idiot

this just proves that communism will win kike

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chad post

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