/heem/

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the state of shitaly

seemed braindead by the other guy

All this Vegas talk... who wants to go to Fight Week next year with me? No homo.

fuck bam bam to be honest

This is now a /knuck/ thread.

Help my boy out

Moicano wins the rematch

>won the picks for the first time in my life
SORPOISE SORPROISE DA KING IS BACK
OID LOIK TO TANK.... ABSOLUTELY FOOKIN NOBODY

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The real picks

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That was so slick by Zombie.

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>Winning picks on a meaningless card

is can swanson a cub?

4 fights*

cub will chris benoit his family. cap this post

congratulations

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yeah my man i mean these are the real legit picks but I won on the other one so these are fake shit picks the other is the legit one

>Don't even kiss your wife in public
Basado

Fuck lads I'm just now realizing that I enjoy point-fighters and chess matches much more than KOs and sloppy bangers. What is wrong with me?

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>MoiCano

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T. Ledditor.

ZAMBAYY ZAMBAYY ZAMBAYY

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I like both. That's the beauty of combat sports, every fight is different and each fight can be enjoyed in a unique way... other than WMMA and flyweight manlets.

man a draw? these bare knuck fights gotta stop drawing

Why didn't Kattar do this

haters will say it's shopped

>shits on your sport

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I like it in boxing. In grappling I have no idea wtf is going on so I don't enjoy it so much.

Francis Ngannou vs. Junior dos Santos
Jussier Formiga vs. Joseph Benavidez
Demian Maia vs. Anthony Rocco Martin
Roosevelt Roberts vs. Vinc Pichel
Drew Dober vs. Marco Polo Reyes
Alonzo Menifield vs. Paul Craig

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Anyone got the BKFC picks?

Unanimously Drawling Dimes

*eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast*

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paulie is causing trouble,what a faggot

kys

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:(

Who's Lucy?

Imagine the smell

My UK gf

what's he doon?

everything about bkfc is depressing

Everyone goofed no matter what due to corrupt boxing shit as usual.

Awkward

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It's for low class scum

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>me? I like my human cockfighting with GLOVES thank you very much.

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The BKB (uk-based promotion) is even worse. Ppvs literally advertised as "8 fights + best British porn after."

saying artem has to much wrist wrap on

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I'll show you a bit of cockfighting buddeh *zzzziiiiipppppp*

Are you ill or something ? This isn’t normal.

What a can fight in BKB

Why isn't the ref calling it?

MMA is not human cockfighting

Aldo can still beat Zombie.

MEXECUTED

These guys are giving each other lifelong brain damage for 5k

yes it is

I'm glad you are gone McCain

more like a slight shove

We watching bare knuckle

Aldo just got bullied by a Flyweight, KZ would spit out his stupid burgers in his stupid fuckface after curbstomping him. You picked Moicano to win too. Dumb bitch

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Guess you forgot Aldo dominated him the first time, and is never going to keep his head straight in the air like that. Unless you expect Korean Zombie to keep Aldo against the fence like Volkanovski can do.

>people cannot improve
KZ was 26 when he fought Bumdo. Times change. He is a munster and Cando is flushed

That's a big phone.

Guess you forgot the fight was 6 years ago

>and is never going to keep his head straight in the air like that.
He’s done that his entire career. Even more so since he’s fallen in love with his E level boxing and footwork. Nothing more satisfying than seeing that phony humble shithead get smacked around

Moicano is undoubtedly flushed
release him already

Lel he lost to two good veterans

>Paulie STILL revved and going on about the sparring match
AHAHAHAHAHAHA you just cant let it go mate

yeah he has lost to an ex-champ and 2 ex-contenders

beaten 2 contenders as well, or one? stephens always loses before getting a shot i think

I'd still pick Aldo again, Korean Zombie might have improved but it's hard to tell. He was coming off three great wins back then as well all finishes.

Antonio Tarver has a very funny voice

this is hellboy vs dapper dan

Guess you forgot that Aldo beat him with a broken foot.

He's exposed himself as a gatekeeper

Aldo got CHINNED by Holloway twice and KZ hits like a truck.

where are the streams for bkfc?
please help

did artem kill that goof yet

bfst dot to slash watch slash boxing dot php

Volume, KZ has always hit like a truck. All I'm saying is I'd still pick Aldo. I think people are too quick to forget. Maybe Zombie could edge out a decision if Aldo is too tentative like his last fight.

>comfy night culminating in the return of my boy with a vengeance
>will be a comfy few hours of shitposting when Artem heems Lolie
>favourite ASMR youtuber just posted a video for me too heem myself sleepy too
Feels good man

Not yet, Leben still has to fight

the absolute state of that belletor fight
>gassed at round 3

do you really listen to asmr to sleep

I thought he retired because of his heart issues, there are no happy endings in this game.

can someone post the meme with artem's shitty record next to mayweather? i'd be much obliged

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What does it take to know this feel?

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What does it mean when your balls kinda smell like fish?

marry someone

Moican was fucking retarded for staying in range with KZ. KZ is great at countering punches in the pocket and this is what happens.

I thought he was going to implement the same gameplan he used against Kattar because of how dangerous KZ is.

good luck

It's all fake anyway user, don't even bother

zombie/aldo rematch makes sense

will you watch this boys?
Will you watch Bellator gain its very first Israeli champion?

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Business idea: merge BKFC with CamSoda to form Bareass FC

I think he fell in love with that stiff jab that dropped Swanson. But obviously it leaves him there to be countered if it misses.

Difference between Jung and Kattar is the way they set up their strikes.

Kattar likes to lead with a jab which was easily countered with timed leg kicks. Jung is just unpredictable with his offense and makes it hard for his opponents to find their timing.

where is the bare knuckle thread?

Is this card of the year?

thackerville sounds like cousin fuckin' city

women's naked MT with mma gloves and throws

It also helped that Kattar acted like he'd literally never seen a leg kick in his life

If you don't root for an Asian fighter inside the octagon there is something severely wrong with you.
Asian fighting styles are always the best for viewership and they are a perennial underdog making for great stories.

I can't wait for the day when an asian fighter stands atop their respective division

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Moicano has never been hurt like that before Aldo and Kattar both huge punchers rocked him but he's never actually been dropped.

>That left hook

MoiCANo's neck will be stiff tomorrow.

we at that bare nuk co-main event
time is closing in

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Moicano showed real heart trying to survive, people said he had no heart after the Ortega fight I think he showed otherwise here.

>Ruth vs. Strasser Kiichi
Not a great card, but I love how serious they are about co-promotion. Winner gets the loser's cats

seriously punch of the year bros

i'm still kind of mad about how the KZ/yair fight ended

I'm more mad about this one, I stayed up for 30 seconds. I wanted 5 rounds.

It doesn't count as a loss for me. He WON that fight brehs. It's like how Jones really won the Hamill fight even though its an L on his record.
He was winning until he lost to an accidental elbow

In retrospect 12 rounds is just outrageous man, they have 5 in MMA, no way is Boxing 150% easier than MMA.

Maybe if Conor only had say 6 rounds he could have cut loose and put more energy into each one.

jones is a cheating nigger and cheats in every single fight. he should be 0-25

Why doesn't he have his hands up?

It's like he never had any ammy experience.

go to bed daniel

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How would Conor do against Pacquiao

26-0

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not even watching the fights, lol

same haha

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was chael vs fedor the height of bellator?
shit was so amped i even got permabanned for btfo of a blisskike mod.

twitter.com/JamesVickMMA/status/1142642543701745664

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Tonight's big bare knuckle winners:
>A man who stars in gay porn
>A mma washout with tiny arms
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me lads

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Paulie would be a beast if he had durable hands, it's weird to me people don't feel sorry for him for all those hand issues.

MMA>BOXING

L..l..lads

Artem just saved /heem/

celebration thread lads:

>paulie's 10 minute rant about how he didnt lose

>"That fight definitely lived up to the hype"

umm, okay buddeh

Damn Garcia vs Knight is spicy

did jason knight get cut? why is he doing bare knuckle?

BROS WE FUCKING DID IT

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Which shirt looks cooler heem?

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he got cut

Can someone please webm that super awkward handshake between Knight and the promoter?

>take a bunch of UFC bums and make them fight bare handed

How come nobody had this idea before

the one opposite of the left

>why aren't i getting credit for the shit everyone in this arena hates about regular boxing

i can't believe it

Everytime I'm having a good day.

We can’t be saved

it's more about finding a state that will license it cuz half these guys probably cant leave the country

and only white trash states will go for it

>get cut
>get cut

relay akems me rhinks

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those are some close losses. dana could have given him another fight. he's fun to watch.

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/box/? More like /cocks/

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finna

ron kruck is not cringe at all. anyone who says kenny rice and bas rutten carried him this far is wrong.

Makwan Amirkhani is so sexy bros

where the one set to Rammstein

you know the one?

You now remember this

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Ouch. Time to break out the box wine to drown the sorrows

how did that happen lmao

good old hick diaz

studies under one of my favorites

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is it me or is the president guy awkward as fuck?
It's like he's murdered someone and the corpse is hidden somewhere in the room and he's bad at hiding it.
He's a creepy motherfucker.

>squared circle
it's just a circle

if you're from mississippi there's really no one else to study under. shame what bisping did to him.

CORAL!!

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>some of /heem/'s collective autism is currently taking the piss out of /box/
I almost feel bad

approaching colby covington levels of cringe

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they would do the same shit to us, they're all a bunch of smug faggots, the tripfag leaf was already asking for a raid on /heem/

ITs how the UFC originally worked, then Tank Abbot showed up with gloves and retarded nigger fapletic cummissions demanded it

all unarmed combat sports should be ungloved hands, all of them

pay no attention to her lad

>and only white trash states will go for it
you mean freedom states

We did it. We won. /heem/ won.
/box/ won the battle at Conor/Floyd but we managed to take the story that night.
And tonight we won the war.
/heem/ redeemed.
Gooby redeemed. He will now fully heem Khabib in the rematch.

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>freedom states

where no one with money sense or education wants to live

except the Japanese

holy basedola

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absolute kekkles

What wereodds for artem vs paulie

Paulie vs. CM Punk when

did you guys know that heem literally means power in korean?

based KZ

It's honestly insane how much better the average heavyweight boxer is than the average MMAnlet fighter, let alone comparing the cream of the crop.
Deontay Wilder could roll off the couch, strap on 4 ounce gloves, and beat Jon Jones into a living death in MMA in under a rounds, and in boxing it wouldn't even last a minute.
Jon Jones looks like a spastic autismite on stilts compared to Wilder, I cannot emphasise this enough. Jon is the undisputed GOAT of MMA and yet if he applied himself to a real sport like boxing he wouldn't even get beyond the regional level.
That's how astrologically huge the difference in skillset is between MMA and boxing.
>but the takedown! wrestling!
Are you serious? Are you serious? Be serious. These are world class athletes, they aren't just going to flop onto their backs like some drunk MMA retard. A boxer needs to be almost knocked clean out before he even considers falling from his feet, and trust me some drooling MMA dopenut trying to clobber a boxer with wild telegraphed meathooks isn't gonna even touch a boxer's guard let alone get through it.

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LE GOAT ARTEM!!! UNDEFEATED xDXDxd

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/box/ing

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>boxing champion outboxed by a bum

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Ah yes, the famous pillowtap """"technique""""

truly a sweet science

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Now that the dust has cleared on Artem/Paulie it's fairly obvious that actually did Gooby heem the fuck out of Paulie and that Paulie was coping and lying this whole time.

Is Moicano still better than Yair?

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Goodnight /heem/, see you all tomorrow in the /box/ threads yeah?

No problem m8

I'd say yeah but who knows anymore

who knows, we didn't even had a fight lol, Yair got beat up but at least it was 5 rounds, but idk i just feel like Moicano got caught and that's it, i still think he would lose nonetheless tho

>MMA Math

Paulie vs a member of Gracie kids would be fun to watch.

holy shit artem speaks spanish, BETTER THAN CAIN

why does brown pride cain even want to speak Spanish, shouldn't he be learning some mexican Amerindian language if he's so proud of his browness?

I asked several native Mexicans if they were taught Nahuatl in school but they avoided the question. It's like they don't realize they're amerindians.

Unpopular opinion: fights should not have time limit or go to decision. If the fighters can't finish their opponent, it should continue until one of them collapses of exhaustion.

Every decision """victory""" is actually a draw in my eyes.

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>/heem/ unironically won the rematch, the story, and the war.

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Aldo wins the rematch

based. basedmbie will duck him though.

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Reminder that MMA is a cuck sport for zoomers and the sweet science will always be a better sport.

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love me sweets

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If Kawhi Leonard had focused entirely on MMA as opposed to basketball from a young age, would he be the GOAT heavyweight? Physically he is basically an enlarged version of Bones plus he has a stoic autist killer mindset.

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*ends the izzy meme*

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people with jones' build are rarely good though.

Nate Diaz needs to go to bare knuckle

it is just understanding, boxing people understand their striking, but not mma's striking

a jab isn't safe in mma, nor is a guard, nor the clinch

mma has many more effective stances, more come every few years as mma evolves

mma has well over 50 weird clinch positions

If you can't get a bjj black belt or wrestler off you in the first exchange, or finish them, you have basically lost, mma has defense, it's just boxing defense is 3rd in the priority of defenses learned, and only now when mma is getting really refined will boxing defense get better, but not perfect because it is basically kickboxing with more threats

mma fans like boxers who seem to exist despite the meta of boxing, and are fighters.

mma people have always been a huge fans of switchers, like loma, because switching happens naturally a lot in mma, even between stances of the same lead hand but different angles

blessed footage holy shit

>boxing
>real sport

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>hasn't defended once

he defended his interim title

I invented Bathroom boxing

Artem bless

Aldo was a big fan of Cosmos

Let me guess, you tried posting it on /box/, but found out that nobody gives a fuck there, so you crawled back here, thirsty for some (You)s? Awww, here, little man, this one is on the house.

Just got home from Gnarlytown. Who won tonight? Did Artem survive Paulie? Any webms?

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>both of my boys got exposed in one day

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MoiCANo is done

Just got home from work. Any fights worth watching?

>Heem told me Moose would be the guy who'd be a champ in the UFC right now if he had stayed
>Heem told me Moose would BTFO Whittaker despite his incredibly underwhelming career as a UFC MW and having lost to fucking Uriah Hall and Poocare
>Heem told me Moose is the greatest MW on the planet today

Yet I laughed and said "no".
Yet I laughed and said "This bum wouldn't even touch Whittaker".
Yet I laughed tonight as Gegard Mousasi got beat up by a geriatric 70yo BJJ faggot.

I am still laughing.

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Don't disrespect Moose because of some nerds here

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Rory lost get over it

M8 I've been following Mousasi since his fight against Musashi. I've given him his dues and said he was top 5, but I never got ahead of myself by dreaming retarded shit like him beating Whittaker or being the greatest MW on the planet right now.

There's plenty of MWs that I see pushing his shit in.

Rory is an average sized Welterweight who fought against a massive LHW who has defeated Mark Hunt.

However, when your boy fought a WW...

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Tapping to strikes is a beast

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>everyone that disagrees with me is a Jacarefag

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Cope, CTE'd, ED having, turbomanlet incel.

Have sex.

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HEEM NOW STANDS FOR
heem
everyone
even
malianaggi

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Why can't you attain a family and children?

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do boxers not get cte?

fuck off back to /cric/

How on Earth does artem manage to speak at least 3 languages cleanly?

Most fighters can't even speak English properly.

*yawn*

Ever heard a boxer speak? They're essentially born with CTE.

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retarded for many reasons, but primarily because there will be a class of fighter emerge who are cardio babbies and literally run away for 30+ minutes trying to tire out their opponent

also would kill the sport as a broadcast event or a spectacle

Who won the story here?

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>preoccupied hate in your mind towards someone you never met
>has multiple Jacare pics and webms saves and posts about Jacare literally every time you show up

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fuck these retards i miss woodley

>the muttmericans CONVINCED that moiCANo would retire korean zombie because his record was """impressive"""

>November
These cage hugging cans are ruining the division. You gonna call someone out to have a fight with you 6 months from now?

waking up to the Goat winning has no price ahahhaha

usman is pretending to be injured

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/93374142/#93377404

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/93374142/#93378634

>"N-NO, Y-YOU!!!"
Like clockwork. CTE'd this ED having NEETcel copelet manlet who literally cannot have sex so hard all he can do is pathetically attempt to hurl back at you what you already told him.

Like I said, yawning hard.

>MoiCANo
Also MoicANO.
It's mostly newfag tourists who never knew how good Korean Zombie is.

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So he's just copying what Colby did to avoid Woodley

>has a sparring match with you
>probably does bullshit and say he absolutely heemed you
>you sperg out and seethe about it for years
>you send your minion out to deal with him rather than give him the payday
>the minion disposes of the threat for you
Based goobinho

You literally can't make a post on /heem/ without invoking Jacare That's how mentally wrecked you are, how did you manage to get this pathetic? Took some doing.

hey sperg, thoughts on my nigga Jair starching that faggot crowder?

Lobov vs Crawford.
Make it happen, Jewish guy!

>"N-NO Y-YOU!!!"
Big yawn You're stuck on repeat like an obsessed NPC, my CTE'd, ED having turbosperg. I'd say have sex but I really think you're physically incapable of it.

You're literally repeating everything I say to you. Did a number on your psyche.

Post the webm.

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don't worry tyron is fighting next week bro

Every insult you dish out to anyone is just you projecting your own personal insecurities and failures. Right down to the mental illness and cries for attention.

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You will always be a sad lonely loser. Always.

Woodley pretended to hurt his hand against Till to avoid fighting Colby.

He wouldn't have needed to fight Till if Colby didn't chicken out. Colby hasn't fought in over a year now.

he dindu nuffin

*wins*

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dont give spainsperg any (you)'s. If we all stick to this plan he will eventually stop posting and off himself

Tony bless

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you the turk that got super triggered by him? you both got banned that time

boxing is mainly a game on points

>he will eventually stop posting
Need Cormier to get brutally heem'd for that to happen again

>its okay when tyron does it

what's okay?

get some sleep you goofs

Woodley was trying to force him into a short notice fight.
> you didn't take that fight so now I can duck you forever :D
That's what Woodley was trying to do but that's not how things work.

You know it.

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Artem beat Pooli? I was shocked, what happened?

Artem bless

Real niggas dont use pillows

I heard artem redeemed us and we are the kings of /so/ again.

Schaub and artem really show how all it takes is hard work to make it in this world.

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whats so special about leg kicks ?
joe told me a 115 lbs wmma fighter would fold wilder with a single leg kick, yet your average mma retard can eat them all night ?
surely you could get used to them with a few weeks of training

a 115lb woman fighter wouldn't

>surely you could get used to them with a few weeks of training

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>T-these didn't connect! I was slipping! I got robbed! No way it was unanimous! This is mafia! I don't want to go to Yea Forums!

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i can't take colby seriously after seeing this youtube.com/watch?v=PH1fcUKvy2g

I'll have one mango pls

>Artem just beat a god knows how many times boxing world champion with a 100 different belts in a fist fight
This is hilarious and just sad for """boxing""" but everyone already knew it was as fake and ridiculous as mandrama.

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Joe told me Ronda could box up Mayweather.

The only thing I like about the whole thing is: it's either Artem the real goat and can outbox Gooby or Paulie is bum who truly lost to Gooby and now to Artem

Or bareknuckle boxing and professional boxing are completely different sports, because professional boxing isn't "punching: the sport", but rather it is "big gloves: the sport".

They are different but it's like pretending that one of the best formula 1 drivers is worse than an average driver because formula 1 car is completely different from an ordinary one

holloway kz would be so spicy bros

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Nah, I get you, and you are right. I am just dunking on all the /box/ nerds thinking its all the same, and ignoring how the gloves make their sport more than anything else.
Of course the skills, mindset, conditioning, twitch, etc translate more or less, but we can't underestimate the gloves. Its a bit like a great swordsman being put in an axe duel. A lot of skills translate. Not all.

think lewis hamilton had the best time on top gear in the average priced car too

formula 1 drivers are far, far more likely to die on the street than the average person

Technically Schumacher isn't dead yet, just his brain.

True. But the rules are different and they were separating them constantly even tho clinch is allowed in bkb. Artem was talking about it after the fight
Because they are mentally deformed people who subconsciously think they are on the race track

No he's 100% "there" just totally immobile except blinks

Huh, I thought it was the exact opposite.
This gives him a microscopic chance to recover in the following decade, with some new advancement.

>I thought it was the exact opposite.
100% brain dead but totally mobile?

He didnt outbox him though. Artem got a decent shot here and there but was eating jabs the rest of the fight.
The fight was essentially neutralized once Paulie broke his hand.

If we wanna conclude that Artem is superior in barenuckle because his hands dont break, then that would be a fair point but there was little else to learn from that fight. It was kinda a let down for everyone but the memers.

All systems working, except the brain. Obviously he isn't doing jumping jacks without it, so "mobile" is a stretch.

"Your hands don't break" is a skill. Its a way of punching.
Paulie was just smashing Artem's forehead, of course his hands break. You throw your hardest shots to the body. Not that Paulie can throw a hard shot, mind. After the whole McGregor thing years back I watched a few of his fights, and he is 100% a point fighter.

Artem's arm is broken too. Watch his recent interview.
Outbox someone doesn't mean much. Boxing is not only about jabs. Especially if we consider Artem's reach

>his mama dressed him up in bed sheets
kek

Whiever way you put it, he didnt outbox him. I mean we can laugh all we want out about how close the fight was when Paulie is supposed to maul the guy with all the experience he brings. That doesnt change the facts that Artem was struggling to land and only skated by some good clinch work and aggression.
Different set of judges would have given that fight to Paulie or called it a draw.

holy fuck this heem

youtube.com/watch?v=qL2AWkCNnLc

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>Artem beats Paulie in a boxing match
>"H..he didn't outbox him!"

>Different set of judges would have given that fight to Paulie or called it a draw.
Who is going forward matters. Who is controlling the ring matters. Who is initiating exchanges matters. These are taken into account when scoring. Not sure about boxing, but definitely in MMA.

this man
despite fighting on the prelims
has not only won the decision and therefore the fight
he has also won the story of the fight
as if that wasn't enough...
he also went on to win the STORY OF THE NIGHT BAGAWD
5'5"
coming from wrestling
showing some decent hands
he will be the one to end the izzy and bobby memes

proud to share with you he's been my boy even before he fought on de la hoya's card

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How will Boxlets ever recover?

Is there any doubt that Conor flushed Paulie is sparring now?

Heeminder Artem would absolutely fuck Khabib up in a BKFC

Kinda suspicious that they won't release the full footage though

>still seething about Khabib when Artem just beat Paulie

relax dude, no in fighting at the moment, just memes

Now that boxing is officially dead, what combat sport is next for him to conquer?

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who is this slag?

>skinnyfat
>pays to hang out with camsoda girls

He will remain the BKFC GOAT

That’s his gf

based

He's 1000% Bangkok Ready.
You're looking at the next Lumpinee champ in every weight division, lads.

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Did you really think I would not post this?

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based

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Anyone else find it sad that this girl isn’t even facing the camera?

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I'm a Legend!

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thots, user

he seemed slow and lethargic like he didn't warm up

HEEM

BOX

INSIDE

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Why is Danis taking pictures with his mom like this?

she knows exactly what she's got to work with, you should look for girls with that sort of self-awareness

in many ways, Pauly Gabagooli won the narrative of the fight

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noticing a few /box/ cope threads on the Yea Forums catalog

Also known as Schaub Syndrome

were all in /box/ right now theyre seething

>the city of /box/

>slag
watch your mouth talking about /ourgirl/, had you been nice i would have told you her name

Evolved Fights

This will be the most iconic image for mma/boxing for decades to come

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Git extradited, cunt.

*outstretches fingers towards your eyes*

based

Gonna put 50 on Izzy vs whittaker, I hope rob knocks him stiff but if the cringe nigger wins atleast I get paid

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/hoc/key

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Effective aggresion it is, don't know about BKFC, but both MMA and Boxing scoring does not reward plodding forward hitting air.

Everybody who unboyed Zombie after getting heemed by Yair apologise RIGHT now

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>unboying your boy after a last moment highlight reel knockout
These people are scum.

this just comfirms that if Conor hadn’t a shit cardio he would have beat floyd

Did Artem vs Paulie change anyone else' opinion on fighting?

I unironically cancelled my boxing gym membership and signed up for BJJ and kickboxing.

Yeah, and if they were fighting without gloves.

>implying i did such a thing
i really like moicano too though, was a tough fight to watch

It changed my opinion on fighting fans that people thought Paulie was a 99% favorite or some shit.
I gave it 60:40 for Paulie before the fight, nearly equal odds, and I got laughed at. Boxing fans are dummies, who forget their hobby is a sport and not a martial discipline.

>Artem actually did it

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two good lads here
Agreed Moicano was also my boy, tough to see him on a losing streak

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despite the end result you could see the skill gap between artem and paulie, if he actually threw some punches he woulda won easily

Paulie was robbed

Moicano is a pillow handed bitch. Back to the undercard.

His name was Paulie, he was a boxer
With extensions in his hair, topped off with gay headwear
He would run his mouth and break his glass hands
And while he thought that he could spar
Conor sent him flying far
Across the boxing ring, then Paulie left to sing
Butthurt to the core and in a seethe
He set up this thing
With Barre Knuckle, against Artem
A bum with a .500 record (cope)
And Paulie lost, against ARTEM!!
Showtime should can him, his side piece needs rammin’
And /box/ should be moved to Yea Forums

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100% agree, if artem just threw some more punches he could have gotten that bum out of there within 3
A wins a win tho

He's got good jiujitsu and the Muay Thai but his boxing is just a good jab

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>KZ heems a Brazilian
>Artem heems boxing
what a great sunday morning this was

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Khabib is undefeated

filename

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Is he getting gauged for his new custom bull?

Crazy how much he moves around on the outside but the second he stays in the pocket he turns into a stiff bum without zero defense

youtu.be/YOpXvqTTImc
>Zane’s you

Vocaroo this.

>if he didnt lose, he mightve won
The cope is unreal

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The madman did it,loose roastie pussy for the foreseeable future for triple C

>flat feet
>wide stance
>head tilted
not even sweating the manlet status, true GOAT

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Picominder

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>cena and cejudo are eskimo bros
>mighty manlet forgotten forever
Best timeline

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Its pretty sweet considering how easily DJ would have starched TJ. Now he has to fight lab experiments in obscurity.

Price he pays for ducking and playing hardball with dana as if he had any worth to the company whatsoever

>tfw your pupil who sadly never amounted to anything in mma ended up exposing the boxing meme forever

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is there webm of the bisbong hug

youtu.be/vPB2dbJMLZQ
CASUAL TEST:
Who won the story of the fight?

Herb

Don't have it unfortunately lad hopefully another user does

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that last left is crisp, way ahead of anderson's reactions

post a more "finish him" moment in mma

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Ben "chunky" Askren

>Loses to Bisping
>the h bomb curse passes on to him

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you now remember aaron pico

no homo but look how thick solid tight yoel is

that is a pure mass of muscle channeling all its energy into a heem

Will Yoel ever make weight again?

hey guys want to hear a joke? it's really funny so prepare yourself
you're going to laugh really hard
ready?

BOXING

DON'T

TALK

ABOUT

MY

BROTHER

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t. Rogan

this clip 10-15 years ago is what unironically got me into mma

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untraceable EPO dosing

SHUT THE FUCK UP! DON'T YOU DARE INSULT THE SWEET SCIENCE! DON'T YOU EVEN REMEMBER WHEN MAYWEATHER WON THE PILLOW FIGHTING CONTEST!?

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What's next for Gegard Mousasi?

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imagine handily winning a fight then waking up to find out this happened

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honestly a lot of unexpected wins so good for you lad

ur a true non caz

So glad Moicano got starched. Fucking cutbabbys need to fight at their natural weight classes. KZ is gonna starch Kattar next, another pussy cutbabby

retirement and recognition as one of the all time greats

You mean one of all time biggest cans

KZ is a flushed chinlet my guy

Aldo, Ortega, KZ, Zabit

Who fights who?

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shut your whore mouth, he is the good guy of the fw division

one more run at the strap

What would things be like right now if Conor had knocked out Mayweather and Khabib?

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Aldo vs Conor rematch but BOXING RULES ONLY

who wins at this point in their careers. i know aldo been wanting to do straight boxing for awhile

based and zombiepilled

imagine liking pillow tapping over this

I know, these 5’11” 145 Lbs guys are faggots. They probably weigh 175-180 in the octagon during the fight.

He;s a turbo chinlet my guy

but BRO it's the sweet science my guy

couldn't even imagine

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imagine having to stop fighting right when you have someone hurt

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Only one more run at the strap because that's all he needs
>Get revenge on Aldo next
>BTFO Pilloway in title shot
Yeah I'm thinking he's back

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yeah ... I'M THINKIN HE'S BACK

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After Askren beats Masvidal should Masvidal headline a BKFC card?

i want to start an organization that is stomps and soccer kicks only

the only thing you can do standing is throws and trips

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watching kz reminded me of why I started following mma in the first place, thx bro

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JDS getting flushed this weekend

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ortega is gonna lose again isn't he

How would you name this league?

>sweaty men grabbing eachother and rolling around on the ground

truly the pinnacle of entertainment. K1 is a different story though

Stomps and Soccer Kicks Only Fighting

SASK-OF

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>Not SquashFC

All I want in this life is for DC to get shadowrealmed by Francis
There would be nothing more satisfying in MMA

i hope not but probably
BOILING /box/cuck

>having your masculinity this fragile

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How do you guys think he'd fare against Max? Good jits and kickboxing and his boxing is looking better than ever.

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if you could change the length or format of rounds how would you

example being ten minute first round and two fives after, they dont all have to be equal

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don't know about round length but i think 25 minutes is too long

i just want pride scoring

I don't know if he's able to deal with Max's volume of punches, and even if he manages to hit him, that mf has a chin of stone. I think he can fuck him up good on the ground though.

KZ vs Aldo 2 is the fight to make

What is next for the GOAT?

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aldo is so flushed kz could probably win that now

size and strength advantage aint what it used to be at 145

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I remember that embedded where dc and francis did promotion together at some radio station. DC was visibly shook and even addressed it

I think championship rounds could be 3 mins instead of 5 tbqh.

2 10 minute halves or get the fuck out of my face

heartlets wouldn't stand a chance in this format hahah

If you have no heart you shouldn’t be the champ simple as buddeh

this is the stuff i wish they could try without having to jump through so many hoops

it sucks that they basically have to mimic boxing for everything just to placate commissions

DC getting knocked out by Ngannou? That's your unironic #1? Why

niggano
mr. olivi
maia
roos
marco polo reyes
alonzo

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fucking can moicano why did I pick him

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I boyed Artem, but Conor McBum can fuck off he's not your boy anymore

It's amazing how well underdogs have been doing in main events in 2019.

>Cejudo vs Dillashaw
>Ngannou vs Cain
>Till vs Masvidal
>Thompson vs Pettis
>Holloway vs Porrier 2
>Jacare vs Hermansson
>Iaquinta vs Cowboy
>Dos Anjos vs Lee
>Gustafsson vs Smith
>Cejudo vs Moraes
>Moicano vs TKZ

Dos Anjos was underdawg?

>post about Paulie breaking his hand on Artem's big dumb russian head
>Paulie shatters his hand in round 2 on Artem's big dumb russian head

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It was close, but yes he somehow was.

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surprising t b h

Renato didn't have a chance.
The Korean zombie is fighting this week in the main event against Renato
Moicano. The Korean zombie was super nice to me and did the Khabib time challenge . I’ll be cheering for him this Saturday !

They're not so tough without their oven mitts are they?

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Francis
Megan Olivi's Beard
Maia
Pichel
Dober
Alonzo

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>walk backwards into the cage and counter strike man
when is colby getting a title shot?

..did they?

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do you guys still like andrade or are you zhang gang?

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if they only knew at the time he was literally grossly psychotic

TKZ was almost +200, downright disrespectful. Dude couldve clubbed Moicanos chicken legs all night let alone the crushing bomb style finish he delivered yesterday. Moicano cant hang in the pocket, you force him into a phonebooth like Ortega did, he crumbles, he’s ripe for counters when he sits down on his punches like this and the Aldo fight proved. Kattar even had real success in the first round until Moicano realized he’s another bumsquadding bum who cant check leg kicks and throws the same body head combos

the chip was in too deep at that point

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seethe harder, boxlet

I think he'd do alright. He's tough enough to not wilt under Max's pressure, has creative, unorthodox takedowns which require more technique to defend other than "lol just sprawl, stuff the head, and dig for underhooks bro), and excellent BJJ to trouble Max on the ground. I certainly think he brings a skill set Max hasn't seen before, or at least a skill set that he can realistically implement, unlike Ortega who, despite being touted as a BJJ prodigy, can't finish a takedown.

conor won

>boy
Did he really just use that blatant racist terminology against the current Champion. Ban him Dana.

people thought anybody could wrestlefuck him

stupid I know

We saw the proof last night that MMA is objectively superior.

That being said, I still don't think he can hang with Max on the feet.

Balentina Shebjengoo

think about it

hate to be the bearer of bad news but max aint making 145 again

I thought Moicano did well enough against Aldo un the first round, keeping him on the end of his jab and countering Aldo when he would rush into the pocket. It was only when he started to initiate that he began to get clipped on the counter.

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/heem/ is /zhanggang/

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Max is HELPLESS on his back
KZ will just take him down and do whatever the fuck he wants
It will be KZ/Peahead all over again except Max's bjj is a joke compared to Dustin's

I hope so. I want the max meme to end.

*saves boxing*
*kills heemlets*

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>Calls out a LHW
>Not Magumbo
Wilder is scared

The hard truth that /heem/ doesn't want to swallow is that a complete who and bum of the boxing world is good enough to be MMGays biggest star. Conor literally went 0-1 in boxing and breezed to two UFC belts. MMA isn't even comparable.

imagine being a retarded namefag and believing this

shook /box/ on the left and the victorious /heem/ on the right

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beat it dork

it's real bro check his twitter

he doesn't want any of DC cause he would get wrestle fucked into oblivion.

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uhh did you hack the 4channel servers?

No, I don't know what happened.

Why would a guy with the strongest punch in the game want to fight bareknuckle? At least make it believable

Oh fer sher some boxing nig knows /cox/ meemspeak

wilder doesn't even punch that hard. He just fights no chin bums

>boxlets posting on /heem/ instead of their new home on Yea Forums
have you no honor, good sir? i thought boxing was a gentleman's sport, but apparently it's just a sport followed by nagging pussys.

What happens when he fights someone with a chin is that they get up and after getting up they get robbed by the judges.

Deontay Wilder is a bum and he will get his comeuppance eventually.

I already bullied them this morning and they're trying to come here to cope. The Canadian tripshit could've said something to me when I was in /box/ but he's a pussy.

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>Pro boxer EX CHAMPION loses fist fight to the worst UFC reject with negative record
/box/ comfirmed for useless meme "sport"

Damn, how did the camera zoom in so quickly?

Boxing had been a meme sport for decades. They let bums crush cans and make a huge profit from it. I have never seen a sport in worse condition than boxing. It's like their have 10 Danas and every weight class has 5 Goobies. It's insane how overprotective promototers are

jon jones could wrestlefuck him as easily as DC every day of the week

That'd be perfect for him. He'd be able to dominate and get people to watch.

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Very excited to see how things shake out after ~10 more posts. Finna get spicy in here

Imagine the kino redemption arc Jon would go through if he wresltefucked and finished Wilder and proved MMAs supremacy to everyone.

nate aint gonna fight for peanuts after making a few million

>you were on heem for this moment

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You clearly wern't

sure thing buddy

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I bet you dont even have any gifs

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>you were checking /heem/ and missed this moment

>doing his best jim carey impression

damn, respect to Rich

Yoel romero is so fast that his head is always the last thing moving when his body decides to sprint and he always looks like he is suprised and pulled by someone else instead of someone moving into someone full force.

>when you get bored and decide you'll end the fight

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...

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Shame he and bisbong never fought.

FOUR wigs.

Tony the type of guy

youtube.com/watch?v=-Fq62N3TxM0

Hay otro thread, mano.