HE SHOOTS...AND HE SCOOOOOOOORES! user HAS SCORED! W-Wait a minute...what is he doing in that celebration

Where did he store that carrot up until now?

What a beauty of a celebration Martin, you could see he really put a tremendous amount of effort into nailing that DAB on the first try!

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He’s yelling— wait does anyone understand what he’s saying? It sounds like... “tsuuuuuuu?” Quote the unorthodox celebration, Martin, what is this gibberish?

*dabs*

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have sex

This would unironically be a based celebration, running to a camera pulling out a piece of paper that just says 'Nice!'

>HE REMOVES HIS JERSEY TO REVEAL A SHIRT WITH LOOKS LIKE TO BE CHARACTER FROM A CARTOON, PROBABLY A JAPANESE CARTOON I'D SAY JIM, WAIT A MINUTE HE IS NOW MAKING THE HEART GESTURE OVER IT, I'VE LITERALLY NO IDEA OF WHAT'S GOING ON RIGHT NOW JIM
>ME NEITHER JAMES, ME NEITHER

AgueroooOOOOOoooo

YEAHHHH!!!

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DENNIS BERGKAMP
>DERIS BERRGAN
DERIS BERGAM
>DERIS BEARCUM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FRANK DE BOER SPIT THE BALL ON DENNIS BERGKAMP THENEETTHEBALLTHEFLEXTHELOSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

the 30, the 20, he goose steps into the endzone touchdown!

What a fantastic goal! Haha oh he's actually going for a backflip, who can blame him that was a quality finish that re-

Oh. Martin, something isn't right here. He completely missed the landing and landed really badly. Medical staff are running onto the pitch and... oh god this isn't looking good there's blood all ov-

-of course this is a final you played in many moons ago Mark, take a look at how packed it is here, great to see so many fans. Haha wave to mum, you're on TV

*moves away from mic to retch*

Solid beginning, trashy ending

*BRRRAAAAPPPPPP*

I have imagined this happening. With anime and vidya culture growing amongs zoomers, in the next 1-2 generations we could actually see this happen. Griezmann was just the beginning.

jojo posing is the future of celebrations

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BY GOD THE SELF-FELATIO

he's trying to help

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>Hold opponents head between your thighs
>Finger down your throat
>Vomit in his open mouth
For dominance.

Min KUK, IS SO HARD

>reveals "FUCK JANNY" undershirt

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48 Jim there's no doubt about it, no make that double that number I'd say Jim they're quite neatly packed in there aren't they

is there a better commentary duo than based Jim and James?

>run to midfield
>gold ring on ring finger
>bend over
>grab ass checks through shorts
>pull apart
Most people would have no idea, but those who know would know.

I miss Carlos Boozers dumbass.

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Yes yes well done, Bergkamp is good, but the question is -

will he fly?

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>tfw half of Yea Forums would not understand what it meant

solid monty python reference

THERE IS BEAR CUM

Our backup RB, Reggie Cannon, is a confirmed weeb.

it looks like something written on this shirt James. it says : "he does it for free".
I don't know what it means Michael but it's quite a tremendous and powerful message that is

I

kek

youtu.be/PJjO0zeU-Lw
first match that season, torn acl from doing the helicopter
lel

my gf and i split over this guy after we had a fight about him :(

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Smile and walk back into position because I've been here many times before and I'm white

She wanted his BBC ?

Both middle fingers up at kop and then ask for a transfer after the game

lel good one

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>unzips dick
YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABY RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND

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Until you get retards thinking you want to transfer to OGC Nice

This

Base- OH WHAT THE FUCK

yes, but germanon could only afford pro sieben

Your 5 minute break is over, go back to work, ni66er.

>Oh it seems he's about to give his shirt to that young girl there, tha- NO HE'S RUNNING OFF WITH HER, SOMEONE GET HIM, SECURITY

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>What in the world is he doing?
>In my 33 years on the job I have never seen something as disrespectful, disgusting and amazing as this

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>THAT WAS A DISGUSTING ACT BY ANONYMOUS

>tfw I could only ever lick my tip

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Let me guess, she called him a Neger and you had so much to unpack you couldn't even.

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>WAIT A SECOND SHE'S NOT MOVING. Actually H..hang on. Is that? I..it's just a pillow Jeff. He's just running around with some sort of cartoon body pillow. And what's that he's screaming? "Ray is best girl"? I've really never seen anything like it