/heem/ Fight Thread

I invented Toilet Till

Conor won the tord round.

this is it, chief

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ufc

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Is there a webm of the moment Holland dislocated his shoulder?

>Wake up just in time for wmma ..
What did I miss from the prelims?

Dana colluding with the Russians just like Drumfp

I own 10 TapouT shirts and drink nothing but Monster energy drinks. Also, I train UFC bro

heem me mommy

I thought they got back together?

USH USH USH

USH USH USH USH

USH

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Is this ref natty?

do they sell official gameworn panties on ufc.org.gov

does he fight today? Wish he fights every day

Andrade tapped

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bare knuckle (starts at 8am CT)

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I just tuned in. Where did all the blood come from? What did I miss?

Hot wish she was my gf

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Heem me up, before you go go!
Because I weren't planning on grappling solo!
So heem me up, before you go go!
Take me sparring tonight!

>Tapout
>not Dethrone

you'll never make it, kid

8pm*

>commie regalia
>dates Nazis

Is this what happens

I feel really frustrated tonight lads. I was really looking forward to BKFC6, so why did they put it on while UFC is going? Surely they dont fucking believe that after 5 cards they can compete with UGC? Certainly not with KZ

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I bought a pimp hat from Shonie Carter like 15 years ago. Don’t have it anymore, though. I wore it to a Halloween party and some drunk thot puked on it.

>American
>her whole gimmick revolves around having a russian persona
>nazi ex

this woman liked WW2 way too much

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Bare knuckle doesn’t give a fuck about some faggot promotion like the ufc

Me with my wife's son.

>Not affliction
A no from me

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BKFC > UFC > Rizin > One > Lellator

Trump supporters are uneducated shitbags who unironically vote against their own economic interests

fuckin cazzie

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Mini-Brock was birthed into this world from a dark ritual only certain UFC Performance Institute employees witnessed.

I'm not a neonazi, but I honestly think that a girl who dates neonazes is great.

rent free

these ladies have so juicy thighs

I wanna lick KGB's thighs

is that canelo

BKFC undercard starts in an hour and the main card 2 hours after that.
Think KZ will finish before Artem comes out?

good op op

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how does he make you feel cutting in during fights?

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Holy shit women need to stay in invicta.

Nice brain encasement there.

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Wow what a fight!

Dana, please sign more women!

Miring that ref's head size and facial redness.

They did, but then he beat her up and went and became a fugitive, pretty sure they haven't been together for a while now

Women were a mistake

honestly the entire non ppv crew is more pleasing than the ppv crew.

The Mexican girl is so bad.

I like knowing if a round is in the books or not.

>Grrrrreat advice by fighter's corner. These guys are doing a grrrreat job tonight.

>Whitman cuts in
>DC cuts in Whitman's cut it

That happened once. I laughed.

WHAT'S IN YOUR HEAD

WHAT'S IN YOUR HEEEAAAAAAD

ZOMBIE ZOMBIE ZOMBIE-BIE-BIE

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i hate any form of commentary, so annoyed
all we need to hear is grunts and leather hitting flesh

13 seconds

>smellator had a 9 second knockout
>Poofc had a 9 second knockout
Wow!

Disney Land was the first MMA meme.

I get annoyed when Joe gets cut off because I've had years and years of stockholm syndrome with him and i need to hear OHHHHHH HE HURT HIM not this faggot talking
Not so much bisp, he needs time to get better at commentary

Prime Ngannou heems Stipe

what time will artem be fighting? i need a nap

Not a fan of this guy or when they show a fighters corner during the fights.
I just wanna see the fight with no distractions

You put your right hook in
you land a left hook down
you get your left hook in
and you flatten him right out
you do the hokie chokie and you beat his sorry-ass
that's what it's all about

I saw all seasons of Bully Beatdown

ufc is scripted

This

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>Trevor Wittman is speaking again

she's not mexican, her husband tho is a mexican manlet, that's the reason for the surname

Bet she still thinks about getting fucked by him.

Based

you seem like an extremely unpleasant person

crazy how gender even exists, right? like why would evolution do that

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Who of these two is prettier to you? I think De La Rosa is the prettiest fighter in the UFC. She didn't seem very nice on TUF though.

Imagine sitting around on a Saturday night watching some fights and still can't get Donald Trump out of your head. Trump Derangement Syndrome is a real thing.

Fighters should be interviewed in-between rounds to be quite perfectly totally honest with you.

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>girl fight

Based Metal Slug, based SNK

>Somebody's leaking!

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I remember when WMMA used to have 3 minute rounds

crazy how nature do dat

Trump supporters are uneducated inbreds who vote against their own economic interests

Reminder that no Mom has won a ufc tittle

>having the blood of others on your body

what if the fighter has AIDS?

Truly based.

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ISH!
ISH ISH!
ISH ISH ISH!

Lets go KGB

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>tfw haven't had sex in years
would fuck rogan in a dress tbqh

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You aren't allowed to fight if you have AIDS or Hepatitis (unless you're Aleksander Emelianenko)

dillon danis beats khabib on the ground

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For being a grappler de la rosa is very floppy and floundering

I want to redo my picks because the last fight was a robbery.

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KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

That is actually a very good point.

>piecing her up with strikes
>goes for a takedown

Every time.

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RONDA’S RIGHT HAND WAS LEGIT POWER.

what happened to the other picks reeeeee

What does KGB stand for anyway

Lee fucking her shit up but will lose in the end because of the takedowns

They test your for that kinda stuff before a fight, except for Tommy Morrison who managed to dodge a drud test througout the entire 90s boxing

he adds nothing

anybody who wouldn't fuck rogan in a dress is a total fag

>tuned in
>to wmma
grim

You can't even turn down blood donations from people with AIDS anymore. You're a bigot if you're worried about AIDS.

what did google say?

conor

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basado

Kinky German Bashers

shes too much of a woman for me, she would be the #1 in the relationship and i dont like that

>stupid women beating each other up
Are women retarded?

That's the actual picks that are doing the full main card, not the one that is doing 4 for some reason

#
Why is KZ so universally liked by /heem/?

Not hating just want to know. I only saw him retire Bermudez to then go on to get caught with a Hail Mary elbow by yair zabitNOOOOOOOOriguez

>The KGB (Russian: Кoмитéт Гocyдápcтвeннoй Бeзoпácнocти (КГБ), tr. Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti, IPA: [kəmʲJˈtʲet ɡəsʊˈdarstvʲJnːəj bʲJzɐˈpasnəsʲtʲJ], translated in English as Committee for State Security

Dillon Danis’ mom is literally a prostitute.

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Who cares?

we need a WMMA bingo image to make these fights more interesting

some things you could include:
whizzer takedown attempts
commentator massively overrating a fighters skill
fight goes to a decision

Fuck the system.

Klu Glux Blan :DDD

shut up nerd

Ebin :D

love andrea's shoulders

i've read literally 0 books combined this year, can manga count as book?

oh fugg :DDdd

Quick. Rec me some nigga

okay, this is why I visit 4channel

>Bizarro Ronda vs Bizarro Meisha

I write books I don't read 'em.

Ebin :DDDD

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why do americans let women make apologies to communism like that?

kek

When Bryan Barberena is in a co-main you know it's a shit card.

post slips fags

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Punches and kicks that do literally nothing
Exaggerated or nonexistent defense
Head and arm throw

I dont think ive ever been this erect in my life. im fucking rock hard.

He always brings the spice without fail and isn't a dramafag
Also his time off built up hype for him to return because he has a lot of potential to be champ, but got cucked by military service just as he began to enter his prime.
He got beaten by Aldo when he was just 26 so he definitely wasn't exposed or anything by this loss. He got fed to him pretty early if anything

Sarah Palin was my first wet dream an masturbation waifu

REVERSE 69

Because we aren't authoritarian

This looks like two drunk girls wrestling in the parking lot of a bar.

What’s wrong with Alliteration Alliterena?

Wmma is fantastic

So, we’d get a bingo literally every fight?

ragisd :dddd

yeah let's go Andrea fuck that llittle wrestlefucker up, hate those

Based spurdo poster
Any valid criticism of communism leads to criticizing socialism and then any large state. hmmmmmmmmmm.

shittiest take itt

Montana de la cutie

Nice try, WMMA shill.

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>Thank goodness, actually, they're wearing gloves, because I've witnessed bare-knuckle boxing in a barn in Somerset about three years ago. And it was a sorry sight to see men goading them on in such a barbaric fashion. And I'm rather ashamed to say I was party to that goading. And two men fighting as I saw in that barn that night, naked as the day they were born, and fighting the way God intended. Wrestling at points, I don't know if you've seen "Women In Love". There's a marvellous scene by the fire....... It kind of resembled that.

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p-pics or it didn’t h-happen

:D:D:D:D:DDDD

I've never had a wet dream is something wrong?

>squared circle
wtf this bk fight is a joke

her face ain't doing so hot after that beating tho lmfao

lel

WHOOOAA!!! What fight!!! WMMA is just as good, if not better than men’s.

More like fant-ass-tic, am I rite?

Republicans are neo fascists now tho

That's the future champ, hold your tongue, dog

Stop jacking off and having sex and you'll get one after two weeks.

bigot

there is literally nothing wrong with AIDS

Yes low testosterone puberty could have hurt your development early

>watching poofc instead of bkb

explain yourselfs

lee wins
(at this point only goofing on the 4 picks everyone made)

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"now"

that is at least one winning Lee

pretty nice fight desu

>tfw Andrea KGB will never ride you like she rides her horses in Louisiana screaming "ROWDY"

fuck bros, i just wanted a hillbilly gf...

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Andrea Pee

she's getting moist in the loins being so close to chad bisping

This interview is not doing her any favours.

they test for that. it's why Schaub stopped fighting I'm pretty sure

I doubt she even knows what the letters stand for

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>im just happy for whoever they put in front of me

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I want to fuck KGB.

me neither

it is because you are a chad who started jacking off at eleven and did it every day since

Underrated

>for the first time ever i have beaten WMMA with my picks
L-lads...... i could win this one

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Bisping is going to give her some MI6 tonight

HIV has nothing to do with GRIDS

>the smell
>THE SMELL

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So they just take the AIDS blood and dump it out after you leave? Seems like a water of time. What a dumb thing for fags to get offended by.

Fairplay. Sounds legit all things considered. Even more remarkable he only started training in MMA at 20 apparently/ tkd at 18

Mm, that's good. Nice capture.

same, feels good

can you post the one where she mounted her back and both their asses were just sitting there waiting for penetration. Imagine fucking the lil montana slut then pulling it out wet and sticking it the kgb girl. going back and forth making them queef and squirt all over each other

my friend had that shirt and his mom threw it away

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imagine unironically living in New Mexico

You mind grabbing that shot of Font and Kattar

How did she resist dropping to her knees right then and there?

JBJ is so dominant at LHW

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okay now THIS is the shittiest take itt

assume the aroma

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YES

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Reminder that KGB was asked if she supports communism in an interview and she said no. She only has the name and symbol because the nickname was given to her at one of her old gyms and she just kept it.

Alan Partridge posting?
On MY /heem/?

What an absolute LAD

quite pungent indeed

They're still trying to big up them feeding streaking prospects to Jones as big deal instead of the blatant record padding it is.

Has anyone else noticed that Jones's voice has dropped as much as Cyborg's over the years

when was the last time you grabbed a boob?

Marreta will fold Jones like a beach chair

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delete this question right now

cope

If Santos somehow heems Jones, do we cancel MMA lads?

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>having a mom
lmao what a millenial faggot

OK then

Not gonna lie lads.
Loving the Jones realising his past foolishness of wasting his youth being on suspension and fighting regularly to cement himself as GOAT.
Love him or hate him you cannot dispute he is one of the most active fighters currently and doesn't duck unlike Duckbib and DuckC

Diego on the road back to the title shot lads

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muh dick

>somehow

Who the fuck asked her that? It'd be like asking Korean Zombie whether he supports eating people's brains.

Which episode is that from I don't remember that at all.

it was like 20 years ago

Literally seconds before I typed this post

>weighting

after that fight, thinking Wmma should be retitled /ass/

>Loving the Jones realising his past foolishness of wasting his youth being on suspension

you think he is being serious with all that bullshit remorse, its literally all nonsense. he'll probably get popped for another roid soon

i literally grabbed my friend's boob just last tuesday, she came to give me a hug and i sneak my hand on the right one, too bad she doesn't have that much tho

Why is the welterweight division all of a sudden the washed up boomer division?

>realising his past foolishness
>he says the every time he failed a test or did something stupid
are you new?

>'new breed of fighter coming'
>literally just another swing for the fences brazilian retard
Can't wait to see JBJ squash another can.

I tune in to watch him humiliate people

I'd root for Walker against Jones though.

wmma is alright

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>Diego
>PPV
>2019

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wtf hues have no boundaries

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It'd be like asking Daniel "Daniel Cormier" Cormier if he's Daniel Cormier.

pretty nice card.

She did a reddit AMA I think.

grabbing your own don’t count

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I really look forward to the day that WMMA becomes so popular that it no longer has to share it's sport with men's MMA and instead can have it's own organisation just for women, WUFC lets call it.

And she was okay with that? You'd go to jail for something like that here, or lose your friend.

1978 when I was breastfeeding

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>record padding
Lmao how the fuck is it record padding when he's BTFO everyone else and cleaned out the division?
Jonny Bones is taking all challengers like a true champ should.

its a fair question in the schmo era

I'll be in my bunk.

Bros is Rockhold gonna win?

You've got to really be into your Partridge tbf, it's from The Day Today, before IAP and even before KMKYWAP, where he played a sportscaster on a mock news show

Kek

Those damn faggots on reddit. Wait here. Wait here whilst I go over and kick their asses.

Invicta already exists and is a feeder organization for UFC.

I dream of the day we evolve to true equality and men fight women to the death inside a cage

Invicta already exists

holy shit please tell me this is a joke

Jones is just doing what Jones does best: Lying through his teeth about now being wholesome and wise. Not hard to be the most active fighter when they're giving you dudes who barely get established in the division before they're fed to you.

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you mean Invicter?

*flushing noises*

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nah girls here don't give a fuck, at least where i live, our society isn't as SJW'd and feminist as yours are nowadays, we make nigger jokes with black guys all the time and they laugh with us.

we need to shill for trans rights in mma so that we can watch dudes beat up girls

This mustache fuck needs to lose badly.

True champs don't roid their fucking brains out and then get a free pass from the bald cuck and poosada. Jones should be swinging by his neck from a tree like the scummy nigger he is.

how was the HW heem

jon would die at middleweight, what's your point, my guy?

Have you contacted this lass, lad?

DC is my favourite commentator.

>His voter base is illiterate, unemployed, and non-english speaking
>He thinks they didn't show up to vote because of ebil ruskies

Wednesday June 19th 2019 at approximately 7:20 pm eastern time.

something tells me she has been blacked

walking out with headphones is possibly the cringiest zoomer meme mma has produced.

How many bongs until artem fights lads

That's why I was shocked I didn't know it I've even got the books. I'm not the biggest Chris Morris fan to be honest though.

sudden and satisfying

nope, I still own Zumbas

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how did Deron Winn look?

Why the fuck didn't you list ewell or dos santos as an option before retard?

Brain damage from UFC/boxing?

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it was decent, really fast

hit him while he was already on the ground

Jones has pretty much cleared out the division.
It would be feeding if Khabib was getting matched up with low ranked guys.
Jon has beaten all his Tonys and his Dustins. There's no one else for him to fight but the guy he's fighting.

Good.

name one (1) thing wrong with drinking craft beer

That dude got punched once and just didnt want it no more lmao one punch CTE?

based 40-year-old virgin

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Just came home. Did I miss lobov?

are they replaying prelims? fuck the poo FC get this shit over with so i can focus on KNUCK

why don't you die already

literally just pay a whore dude come on

why is this the first thought that came to your mind that you decided to type then post?

2011

Spurdo here. My dumbass forgot this fight. Dos Santos

90% of it is IPA

>It would be feeding if Khabib was getting matched up with low ranked guys.

Reminder Kebab won the belt in a fight with a real estate agent on 12 hours notice and then defended it against a part timer with no grappling.

If I was walking out I'd wear noise cancelling headphones. Probably a nose plug and a blindfold too. With a mask. I wont be distracted.

Cope

Name your fayvwurt champ. Guaranteed he’s on roids

not for quite a while

Who is this?

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Soiboy

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This so much
t. Exclusively a hefeweizen or Belgium witbier drinker
And most craft hefe ain't even made well. No fucking head

I'm kinda the same, not hugely into The Day Today but done the books, the new show, all that.
If you've not done already go listen to the audiobook version of the books. Coogan reads it as Partridge himself, makes it that much funnier

you forgot that said real estate agent on less than a day's notice going five full rounds with Khabib and nullifying his wrestling

Based.

When is Artem-Paulie fight?

Eeen Macau

Reminder: 2 years ago, all you faggots were claiming Gooby was the GOAT.

guy on the right has Tony/Ponzi ears, definitely gonna win

Nice strawman, fuck off cuck.

He did what he was supposed to against a total can. Kept the fight standing up and basically beat the shit out of the guy. I expect the UFC to feed the guy bums for the next year to hype him up, given his affiliations and pre-MMA resume.

when was the last time you grabbed a cock?

Lucy

Ewell is a decent fighter, he only got flushed by that bong young prospect

would not fuck with that ref

he still has the best record at 145 or 155

>Brazilian name generator

Based Bisbong

Which is embarrassing for the child wife having dune coon.

What a shocker, a cucknadian running to the aid of a musrat.

Brehs..... KZ and Artem won't fight at the same time.... right?

few hours ago, gonna do it again soon probably

t.picked Canor to win

Built like a brick shit house god damn

wtf bros is Bisping making fun of our names?

sauna, at my gym, a couple hours ago

dana would NOT do that

Artem is fighting after I think

Yeah, and he was. But he no longer is. It's not that complicated.

KZ fight is earlier.

>Kept the fight standing up and basically beat the shit out of the guy
glad to hear it, hes a fascinating prospect

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Wood is good.

Just bants fren

I left for big dinner during the women's fight boys, what did I miss?

Yea it was 3 hours ago

Yes. You’re all fucking monkeys.

I think the only times I picked Conner to win was his fighting midget bums at 145.

>brazilian whiter than the american

HUEEEEE

you should know from posting on heem that bongs have the top tier bants

>Artem is fighting after I think
so he's never fighting, got it

>ywn ask Wonderboy to have a seat over there

what is your first name, hue? don’t bullshit us

>didn't look at these guys before i made the pick
>didn't know Ewell was black so picked the hue
fuck..... picks are heemed

No he wasn’t.

>left cross, duck, right hook

>left cross, duck, right hook

>left cross, duck, right hook

>left cross, duck, right hook

Mauricio

Dos Santos taunting while he gets the shit beat out of him kek

So you're saying Khabib is an illegitmate champion for winning fights?

>over the refs head
oof

Ewell sucks. He still might lose.

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Yeah I have the audiobooks they're great, I love when he goes swimming in Nomad. Apparently Coogan is insufferable in real life which is a real shame.

>get hit
>Shake your head
>Clap
>Give a thumbs up
>Keep your hands down
>Smile

Ewell would have been an amazing boxer if he developed a little power in that right

>crying about roids
>current year

In the words of Nate Diaz ‘they are all on steroids’

Based retard

The Diaz Ultimate Technique

cuck

nothing other than a womens hugfest

it's usually the ones getting beat up that start taunting to try and fool themselves that they aren't actually hurt and are still in it

Nice USA chants. You never hear those because fights only take place in liberal shit holes.

what are you attempting to convey with these images?

>Jones should be swinging by his neck from a tree like the scummy nigger he is.
Pure cringe. especially coming from that flag.

I hate adverts with multiracial castes.

Earth to advertisement jews: I DON'T hang around with black people. Get it through your thick heads.

I legit thought this was the prelims still because of how bummy all these fighters are.

Very excited to see him continue up the ranks.

its a beast

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I would just worry that he doesn't go Aaron Pico and purposely avoid using his suberb wrestling to make some kind of point. According to the commentators Spicely is a jiu jitsu master, so Deron didn't want to take him down.

why are americans so brown?

a-ar-are we b-back bros?

Ewel gassed its over for him

stop making us look bad by replying to my bait

It’s a meme, you dip!

Still not finding anything help a brother out, she looks my age as well I will ask her out

>Being this new to /heem/

Sorry I'm not a cuck like you.

cope

Virginity, unemployment and Asperger's.

What should I order for dinner lads?

Pic unrelated. It's the Wynn. If I were there right now I'd order room service.

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how do we end the newfag menace?

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I'll take "delicious works of art" for a thousand Alex

please explain I am a newfag go easy on me guys

Cuck.

snacks n hoez is a canadian heem tradition

nice, thx

Big burger mm its good to be king

TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING

why do you feel so threatened by black men?

She definitely licked his burnt spider

If you were at the Wynn you could order their #metoo special.

I watched "You'd Be Surprised" in it's entirety, purely for self entertainment.

Sad!

based

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could the womens team beat the mens? i think they are honestly much more skilled

It's snacks and hoes
hoes and snacks

I NEED A MINUTE TO MYSELF

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He’s not conveying anything. Just based Snacks n Hoez poster. He’s been here for years.

Become the biggest loser on heem

>tfw not at The Wynn

You're some pasty British boy with crooked teeth trying to sound hard online

jesus i just ate a giant burger and i'm nearly throwing up, how can you americans it this shit everyday?

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I've met him a few times he's a really nice guy, all around Chad. After the UFC London weigh ins he just took the tube even though it meant he was basically suffocated with drunk fans.

Cereal for dinner

It's the greatest

Have you ever seen a person so perfectly pair a woman with her corresponding food.

Dos Santos is winning the story of the fight

steak

For me, it's The Wynn

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this dude is a fucking can, where did they get this faggot?

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Ive got Dos Santos 20-18 on the story on the fight

Skill doesn’t beat power when a man’s power is about 4 times stronger than a woman’s.

>Become
i've been posting on heem since 2013 and I remember these poster distinctly. He has been at it for at least for over 5 years, he does it for self enjoyment and as a habit at this point

Being violent degenerates that turn every city to shit not enough of a reason for you?

Yeah the shit with Dawn is pretty funny, both just top tier books honestly. I prefer the I, Partridge, but that's just because it spans the whole Partridge saga whereas Nomad is more of a journey
Recently watched Places of my Life and Alan Partridge on books, which I actually hadn't seen before

Nice fight with a kino ref.

Yeah but he has tough competition

Valentina Shevchenko could heem Whittaker on a good night

even tho he's getting his ass kicked, dos santos is based af

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Man octagon is nice and bloody today, mostly from meatball probably

disgusting

Dos Santos with the you cant knock me out taunt while he plays punching bag.

And you're a little cuck trying to slobber on some cheating nog's cock. No wonder you dumb yanks are letting them turn every city into a shithole.

Brazil

I like Caesars, the Bellagio, or the Aria, personally. Right in the middle of the strip, so you can walk anywhere easily. The Wynn is way down at the end. Gotta take a taxi to get anywhere.

Outback steak/ribs with a fuckin blooming onion.

mega based

Start by heeming yourself

Based and streampilled

Outback is shit, Lucky’s is way better

Was that where Stephen "No Known Motive" Paddock enacted his master plan?

Jennifer Garner is hot as fuck, why the fuck did Ben Afflleck let this snack get away

Anti-homosexual pills

yeah I’m thinking this is based

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FOR FUCKS SAKE TAKEDOWN TAKEDOWN TAKEDOWN DONT HEEM MY PICKS WITH YOR STUIPIDITY

Dos Santos taking the Diego approach to fighting.

guys
what if Jamal turned out to be Mexican....
shit would be HILARIOUS right?

outback ribeye is fucking delicious

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snacks n hoez leaf is juxtaposing his virginity and crippling addiction to food.

Who is this guy?

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Ben is out of her league desu

>left cross, right hook
Over and over again. This dumbass still hasn’t figured it out after ten whole minutes.

Ewell's knee is fucked

Good call. I love 4000 calorie meals.

For me it's

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kek

tipping he's called Weinberg or similar.

Trevor Wittman sounds like he's commentating as a condition of his parole

Emperor Palpatine

Has Anderson thrown a single leg kick?

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Ease up with the porn talk you addict

Because he’s a cuck. Their both crazy liberals, so nothing in their relationship could could neutralize the mental illness they both possess.

the lizard king

>veryvery sweaty down there

Have you watched Steve Coogan Live As Alan Partridge And Other Less Successful Characters? It was a real let down. Also I loved Scissored Isle.

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If you're staying at the Wynn you can afford a taxi bro

porn is the ultimate form of art.

I would heem you irl.

Nah, that was at the Mandalay Bay. Stayed there once, nice place. Pretty sure Wynn does own that one, though.

>brazilian chant just sounds like whoop there it is
Whoop there it is
Whoop there it is

COPE on his name lmao, keep coping, Mr COPE

me

Same. My next stay will probably be at Vdara.

No he fired in from the Mandalay Bay.

>Lineker fight got scraped
Lol the one fighter I was looking forward to

Pretty sure that's Mark Ratner

No you fucking homo

>had a stroke typing this

>theeeere it isn't
spoopy

I stay at Hooter's.

Marc Ratner

hues of stone is pretty based

Chris Weidman

Mandalay Bay is an MGM property. I dont think another other properties in Vegas are owned by Wynncore.

As a shareholder I will tell you that the Wynn and Encore are the only places in Vegas owned by Wynn Resorts.

Why doesn’t heem ever post slips anymore?

It actually is tho, Brazilians didn't know the lyrics so they came up with their own

It’s a Saturday. I’ve been eating fuckin salads and chicken all fuckin week.

who is winning the story of the fight

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Claudia is pretty short, just how short is Olivi

Actually a good place for jack black.

Does someone have a bare knuck stream ready to go?

It’s not the money, it’s the convenience of being able to just walk over to wherever. The Wynn’s not that expensive anyway. All the hotels on the strip are pretty cheap. They want to get you there so they can take your money in the casino.

fedor wasnt out

>Lineker’s manager confirmed to ESPN that his fighter had been pulled from the fight after suffering a cut over his eye while cutting weight on Thursday. Details of how the injury occurred were scarce, but Lineker apparently attempted to get the cut glued shut at the hospital, but ultimately opted to withdraw.

Lame

I'm going to the Pacquiao fight in Vegas next month and was thinking of staying there since it's the cheapest casino hotel option. How is it bro?

Never saw him while I was there.

crackstreams.com/boxingstreams/1/

Are the tits shopped? That shadow looks suspect

>picks heemed once again because i picked against black fighter
fml

29-28

yes

Can south americans do anything right

Why is there a black guy driving for Uber Blacked?

blacked.com/bare_knuckle

This monkey doesn’t seriously think he won...

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thanks lad

yes

bareknuckle.tv

buffstream - bfst.to/watch/boxing.php

What is this dance

>ywn eat olives off olivi's tummy

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Donated all our neetbux to bookies.
(Lost all my money from Pettis heeming wonderbeta)

Do fighters think that taunting whilst getting your ass beat somehow wins the judges over?

What kind of comps do you get from them?

kek

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That fight was moderately spicy lads. Not bad.

WEBM of the nig dance?

Scissored Isle is great, one of the best specials. I haven't seen SC Live hat actually, I don't really follow Coogan as such, just Partridge so that must have slipped by me. I'll give it a watch.

Did you watch his bit on Comic Relief this year? I thought that was pretty good

Ah. Yeah, wasn’t sure. I thought Wynn at least used to be involved with a bunch of other hotels, but I very well could be wrong.

Spicy fite, Ewell won the war, Dos Santos won the story

not interested

Gaming revenue is a small part of Vegas bottom line in the current year

Can you post some good seafood pairings?

Hope Dos Santos doesnt get cut, he's got potential. Should of been pushing the takedowns from the start.

>Give me another dance
BisCTE

To be fair, I don't think "whoop" is an easy word to translate

Ngannou won the story

>They did, but then he beat her up
no, he didn't. the vietcong friend of hers lied due to racial hatred for white people, confirmed by Andrea Lee herself, but the police still went after him.

I've never stayed there but the building look run-down and ugly from the outside, and it's not even on the strip. Spend a few bucks and stay at a mid tier strip property like Mirage or Bally's.

Sounds like he took "cutting weight" a little too literally.

SHUCK AND JIVE NIGGER

SOMEONE MAKE THE NEXT GAME THREAD GOOD

POST STREAMS PLUS FIGHTS

problematic white coloniser bisping making a black man dance

The hotel itself is basic but if you're only using it to sleep, it's not an issue. It's in a decent location for the price, too, in my opinion. I usually take the monorail when I go and there's a stop right across the street at MGM Grand.

My new thread:

Well, the restaurants and shopping too. Point is, hotels aren’t too expensive unless you’re getting a villa or suite or whatever. I routinely get packages at high-end hotels for like 900.00 for 4-5 nights.

damn, that's some trash ass coxinha

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Based

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many such cases

cringe

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isnt soccer a womens sport?

no, kids play too

he's used to it

NEW

The pilloway special

Yeah I did, I've liked recent Partridge a lot more than most people it seems. I really liked this time, obviously it doesn't compare to I'm Alan Partridge but it was still good. The live just had really basic humour like this
youtu.be/8w6ebKnI7l0

Where is this pizza from?

that's not your best work

I liked the newer show too, i've actually seen that clip before, maybe I've seen other bits from it too just around on Youtube
This Time was fun too, it was more about Partridge as a character than it was about being too humorous or a heavy satire/sitcom like KMKY/IAP so I think it lose some people. The format just doesn't lend itself to constant humour and I think people expected that because a lot of people just know AP from IAP

thanks user

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